CGC 2019: The Show Must Go On

Self · November 3, 2019

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Sunday Week 4 March 2019

Late Evening on Maple Leaf Sports

Bearberry Field, Ontario

Attendance Unknown

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Davis Ditterich "Welcome to The DeColt WrestleFestival! All day families have been flocking here to Bearberry Field to enjoy the festivities. We've got carnival rides, we've got games, music, comedy... and we are just 90 minutes away from Day One of our wrestling spectacular. If you're not here my heart goes out to you, but there's still time to order this event live on PPV... or hop in the car and be here tomorrow for a full day of fun!"

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ROBIN DALAY VS CHRIS FLYNN

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Davis Ditterich "Can young Robin DaLay overcome his recent run of bad form in his first ever WrestleFestival?"

Robin takes great pleasure in bullying The Jock around the ring, just like his old man. Flynn tries to pick the ankle, but is overpowered, so he switches tactics to Robin's weakness; High Flying. It works! Robin tries to catch a big crossbody like his Pa but isn't strong enough and gets crushed! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">CHRIS FLYNN WINS (7:05)

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A School Bell rings, and out comes DAN DALAY, full of disappointment with his son. Alongside him is special guest ERIC TYLER, dressed in old fashioned motorboard and ceremonial teacher’s robes.

<div style="text-align:center;">ERIC TYLER

Settle down, you little pukes. The School of Tradition is back in session,

and I see an eager young mind in this ring, yearning to sit under my

learning tree. Robin DaLay. Years ago I took your father under my wing

and unleashed his full potential, and I can do the same for you. If you

follow my comprehenside curriculum of tradition, studiousness, and

ruthlessness, I will nurture your strengths and fix your weaknesses.

Come with me. Let me show you how to become the fighter you

were born to be.</div>

Dan DaLay nods and Robin leaves with the Headmaster. Dan thinks about leaving, but instead knocks Chris Flynn out with a- BACKFIST!

<div style="text-align:center;">DAN DALAY

There's a little taste of what Jack Bruce is in for. I hope none of you are

hoping to see him do his little rock show, because I'm going to break his

jaw. I can't be stopped. I can't be beaten. Not even time slows me down.

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DIABLO DEVILLE

This WrestleFestival makes me sick! Everywhere I look I see joy and

laughter. Children playing. Families smiling. Where is the suffering?

I need to feed! I'm hungry, Shane Nelson, and if I can't feed of of

these fans... I'll feast upon yours tonight!

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Express Delivery! You made a big mistake coming after my clients,

and you made an even bigger mistake teaming up with that smelly

lardass Dice Elderberry. You put Mario in a box and tonight we’re

going to give you a taste of your own medicine. One of you is going

on a little trip. The only question is where.

PENFOLD PERDITION

A deserted island? The kind with no cake.

IAN IDENTITY

Apparently in England there's a town called Bath.

MARIO DaSILVA

After what they did to me, I'll be sending one of them to the furthest

away place I can find. In a box filled with rotting fish and no air holes.

Their screams will be my latest masterpiece.

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K-SQUARED & HUGH DeARRRSKE

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LORDS OF VEGAS

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Davis Ditterich "Hailey Hunter has travelled to the casinos of Las Vegas to track down this extraodinary illusionist and his ferocious friend."

The Master Magician performs mesmerising illusions using slight of hand, misdirection, and cutting the ring in half. The villains cage his ferocious companion with arrrmbars and killer beats, until Trickerion pulls a rabbit out of his hat to distracted DeArrrske and makes their hopes of victory disappear! Belly to Belly Suplex! Glittering Magician! Gnaw locks in the The Feast (STF with Biting) and K-Squared taps!

<div style="text-align:center;">LORDS OF VEGAS WIN (9:56)</div>

Davis Ditterich "Hailey Hunter has tracked down another interesting tag team. Will they go as far as her last finds? The Woolabonga Bogans challenge for the CGC Tag Team Titles later tonight."

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WRESTLEFESTIVAL PETTING ZOO

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The Woolabonga Bogans; RUSTY MILLS and DONOVAN BOON have made themselves at home in the petting zoo, having a few beers while surrounded by Australia's most adorable hopping creatures; Wallabies.

<div style="text-align:center;">RUSTY MILLS

G'Day mates. I always heard this WrestleFestival lark was fair dinkum,

and I'm starting to agree. The only thing that would make it better would

be a couple of shiny belts around our waists. Now the Gear-Heads are top

blokes, but it's clear that they aren't nearly the tag team we are. We

almost had 'em two weeks ago, didn't we, Dono?

DONOVAN BOON

Too right, Rust. Too right.

PETTING ZOO ATTENDANT

Hey! You can't drink in here!

RUSTY MILLS

Not alone we can't! Pull up a chair, mate. We're celebrating!

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WRESTLEFESTIVAL BUMPER CARS

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GREASER has something to say, while behind him, TORQUE is taking a screwdriver to the underside of a bumper car.

<div style="text-align:center;">GREASER

The Bogans think they had us beat??? Don't make me laugh! It

takes more than some fancy double team moves to be the best

team in the world. It takes heart! It takes guts! It takes experience!

I've been around a long time, Bogans, I've got the home field

advantage. These belts aren't going anywhere!</div>

Tweaks complete, Torque hops into the driver's seat of the bumper car and puts pedal to the metal. The car accelerates away at a ludicrous speed, crashing through the barrier and just keeps going.

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IN-RING

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DRAKE YOUNG

Stop everything! I am offended! Hailey Hunter travels all around the

world in search of top talent and what does she find? The Woolabonga

Bogans. The Lords of Vegas. Julian Watson. Notice a pattern here? Nothing

but cisgender straight white males! I am offended by this lack of diversity.

As a person who believes in giving minorities chances, I refuse to fight

whatever blonde guy called Chris that Hailey was forced into finding in

New Mexico. I demand that Alex DeColt be fired from his position, and a

more worthy, more woke individual be put in his place. Failing that, I

demand a replacement match. Like being added to tonight's Canadian

Title match. Don't make me go through your tweets!

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HAILEY HUNTER

I don't think that'll be necessary, Drake. I think you'll find my latest find

very much to your liking. Not that he was hired because of the colour

of his skin. No, I tracked him down because he's the most bad ass unsigned

heavyweight in the world today, and he's ready to show CGC what he can do.

DRAKE YOUNG VS RUNNING WOLF

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Davis Ditterich "What a find! Hailey Hunter has tracked down the elusive Native American Warrior!"

The muscular Native American begins his war dance, battering Drake with tomahawk chops and showing his power with high backbody drops! Drake tries to be offended, but his left hooks, knee jerks and cries of cultural appropriation don't get him anywhere. Wolf Tamer (Fireman's Carry Slam)! 1... 2... 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">RUNNING WOLF WINS (3:55)</div>

Davis Ditterich "A dominant victory for Running Wolf. I can't wait to see who Alex DeColt is going to put him up against tomorrow."

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JACK DECOLT takes pictures with all of the young fans who are enjoying "Jack DeColt's Punch Out Alley"; a whole host of Jack-themed, Punch-based carnival games. Small children test their punching power hitting life-sized replicas of monsters of CGC's past, while others play Whack-A-Elite, trying to pop little versions of DaLay & Pal on the noodle.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

Is it fair that I'm forcing a 150lb weakling to fight me in the ring tonight?

No, not really, but that's kind of the point, isn't it. It wasn't fair when

Adrian Garcia hired goons to take out Steve's knee before a big title

defense. It wasn't fair when Adrian Garcia got hold of Ricky's birth

certificate. It wasn't fair when Adrian Garcia stole Alex's cat, drove

it to Saskatchewan, and let it loose in the middle of a forest hundreds

of miles from home. This isn't about fair, it's about comeuppance, and

that little weasel is long past due for some serious comeuppance. I'm

going to deliver it, and I'm going to enjoy it. Tonight. Live on Pay Per

View. Adrian Garcia is final going to really know what it's like to

visit DeColt County.

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ZEUS MAXMILLION walks through the festival grounds, handing out earplugs to the happy children who flock to him.

<div style="text-align:center;">ZEUS MAXMILLION

Mortals of Canadian Golden Combat! For too long have you been victims

of Blockbuster’s wrath! For too long have your ears been broken by his

infernal noise machine! For too long have the backs of your heroes been

broken against the turnbuckles! Tonight I will break him. Not just to

complete my final labour. Not just to ascend to Mount Olympus. But to

free you from his tyranny and give CGC a Champion it can be proud of.

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CGC CANADIAN TITLE

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SKIP BEAU VS BOBBY THOMAS VS SAYEED ALI /w Faith

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Davis Ditterich "Interference helped the CGC Canadian Title change hands several times on the road to WrestleFestival, and these three men were right in the middle of it. Who is the true Champion of Canada? Let's find out."

Referee Jez MacArther confiscates the knuckle dusters hidden in Skip's tights. Ali immediately bails to the outside, allowing Bobby to wrestle rings around Skip, before yanking the vetaran outside where he can use the environment to his destructive advantage. He leaves Bobby laying, but falls for Skip's begging for mercy and gets taken down by a series of backbreakers. Ali uses Faith as a human shield, but with his precious title on the line Skip has no problems hitting a wo-

Bobby Thomas saves the day. Super Kick! Super Kick! Super- duckstheEastCoastForearm-Kick! Ali's back is clearly in considerable pain and Thomas latches on, showing no mercy with a series of excruitiating submissions. Skip tries to stomp the veteran, but Thomas latches on! Knee Bar! Ankle Lock! Skip screams in pain! Sayeed tries to blindside Bobby but- SUPER KICK! Ali is out cold but Bobby's off balance. Skip rolls him up. Pulls the tights! Feet of the ropes! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">NEW CHAMPION! SKIP BEAU (16:07)</div>

Davis Ditterich "Aww man. Skip Beau steals another victory. I guess that means the "Champion Bros" are reuniting. but for how long? Blockbuster defends against Zeus Maxmillion in our WrestleFestival main event, live on PPV."

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IN-RING

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ALEX DECOLT

Ladies and Gentlemen, the DeColt WrestleFestival is in full swing

and I couldn't be prouder. My father created this wonderful event

over twenty years ago, before I was a wrestler, and it warms my

heart to see it still going in full swing even after I've retired. No

matter what the DeColt name will live on in-

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ADRIAN GARCIA

Alex! I'm begging you. Don't make me fight Jack tonight. Haven't I

suffered enough??? What do I need to do to make you see sense

and cancel it? Money? My retirement? I can go see if I can find your

cat... how long do those things live?

ALEX DECOLT

There's nothing I can do. Even as CGC Matchmaker. Jack made this his

final Wish. It's over my head. Besides, I'm no longer in charge of things.

Because tonight, for the first time ever, The DeColt WrestleFestival

has a special guest host.

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Davis Ditterich "It's Jack Bruce! Jack Bruce is here... and it's time to go. Title Bout Wrestling is over for this week, but The DeColt WrestleFestival Day One starts live on PPV.... Right now!"

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Self · November 3, 2019

<div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="WmLVR5C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WmLVR5C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ROBIN DALAY VS CHRIS FLYNN . . . D Robin Enrols in the School of Tradition . . . C+ Diablo DeVille Promo . . . C- Pin Point Plus Promo . . . D+ K-QUARED & DeARRRSKE VS LORDS OF VEGAS . . . D+ Tag Team Promos . . . C- Drake Is Offended . . . C- DRAKE YOUNG VS RUNNING WOLF . . . D+ Jack DeColt Promo . . . B+ Zeus Maxmillion Promo . . . B- SKIP BEAU VS BOBBY THOMAS VS SAYEED ALI . . . C Garcia begs Alex . . . A FINAL RATING . . . B- 0.84 rating on Maple Leaf Sports (down from 0.86) <img alt="WmLVR5C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WmLVR5C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div> While I'd love to post everything in real time, I'm not going to get WrestleFestival Day One posted for a bit. I still have a bunch of segments left to write, and I'm getting on a plane in a few hours. Honestly, I barely got this one finished. I think the schedule is going to be relaxed for these two PPV's, with the hope I get back into the rhythm on the road to Chaos in the Cage. Gnaw is Davis Wayne Newton. Fans HATED the gimmick. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Ali Bit weird not to see this at the PPV but maybe you have something planned for Skip/Bobby for day 2 so they have their scheduled fight for the belt here</div></blockquote> While this is billed as the WrestleFestival pre-show, it's still an episode of TV that required a good main event. Plus my current kick is that every episode of Title Bout Wrestling really should feature a title bout. I had more confidence is this getting a 'C' rating or higher than the babyface-on-babyface tag. I was right in that Skip & Pals delivered, although we'll see if Bogans vs Gear-Heads bests them. Generally, I find TV main events more important than PPV undercards. Unless I REALLY want that popularity boost on the winner. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Regis" data-cite="Regis" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Drake Young vs Mystery From New Mexico Boy, I sure am excited to see this lazy parody of leftist thought continue to wrestle. Words cannot express how thrilled I am.</div></blockquote> This bummed me out for a few days. I can see how he reads as "aren't liberals bad, lol". I'll need to work harder in the future, as that wasn't the original intention. Booking plans changed. Some promos were written last minute. All just excuses though. <div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="WmLVR5C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WmLVR5C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div> Lots of you have already predicted, but Night One of The DeColt WrestleFestival is coming... eventually... CGC World Title Match: Zeus Maxmillion vs Blockbuster © CGC Tag Team Title Match: Woolabonga Bogans vs The Gear-Heads © Going Postal Match: Dice Elderberry, Hugh Ancrie & Phillipe LaGrenier vs Ian Identity, Mario DaSilva & Penfold Perdition Dan DaLay vs Jack Bruce Adrian Garcia vs Jack DeColt Diablo DeVille vs Shane Nelson Mystery Japanese Debt Collector vs Julian Watson

Regis · November 3, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Self" data-cite="Self" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>This bummed me out for a few days. I can see how he reads as "aren't liberals bad, lol". I'll need to work harder in the future, as that wasn't the original intention. Booking plans changed. Some promos were written last minute. All just excuses though.</div></blockquote> Wrestling is a... difficult genre when it comes to this sort of thing. Sure, Drake is an asshat who even the most right-on lefty would find annoying. He's a good Heel. But there's no good examples to contrast him with, and no easy way to put those examples in. Believing in things other than family, independence and Might Makes Right isn't cool in the world of pro wrestling. It's like the Nation of Domination, and the host of other Black Power Heels. I can think of a bunch of them, but almost no White Power Heels. In fact, Heels who start showing vaguely fascist tendencies seem to get really good fan reactions in a lot of places. Walter, Christopher Daniels when he was wearing his SS coat... Man, our hobby has a lot of problems. Still love it, though. Oh, and you're one of my favourite writers on this forum. You're a great promo writer. You do very interesting stories. Keep it up!

Self · November 4, 2019

The weird thing is, Drake was only given this gimmick to himself be a counterpoint to another character. Dice Elderberry. Both were primarily going to be Jenny Playmate villains, showing two sides of the same treatment of her (blatant misogyny & faux feminism), both trying to win her as an object.

Storylines shuffle. Midcard doesn't much promo time. Job guys needed elsewhere. And Drake has veered off a bit into general liberal instead of the more specific villain.

Hashasheen · November 4, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Regis" data-cite="Regis" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It's like the Nation of Domination, and the host of other Black Power Heels. I can think of a bunch of them, but almost no White Power Heels. In fact, Heels who start showing vaguely fascist tendencies seem to get really good fan reactions in a lot of places. Walter, Christopher Daniels when he was wearing his SS coat...</div></blockquote> I'm reminded of Dick Murdoch's angle with Dark Journey in Mid-South Wrestling.

Blake Trask · November 4, 2019

What'd probably help would be if he was shown to have more of a hypocritical edge to him as opposed to just being a 'SJW' (which itself is kind of loaded, because it lets people who are anti minority use it as a label which isn't seen as a slur. 'You SJWs!' doesn't have the same sting to it to outside eyes as 'You ...', well, pick your slur of choice). Like, okay, he wants 'equality', but when it comes to actually giving up anything for the little guy, or the underrepresented groups he claims to champion, he conveniently has an excuse as to why he can't or shouldn't.

It's too bad the faux feminist, 'nice guy' Drake didn't make it onto the storyline really, that would have done a lot to make him pop as a character.

Self · November 10, 2019

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Sunday Week 4 March 2019

Live on PPV Services

Bearberry Field, Ontario

9,700 in attendance

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JACK BRUCE

Helloooooooooooooo Bearberry Field! They tried to stop my World Tour,

but they should know by now that this tour bus won't stop until it's hit

every city, town and village in the Bruce-iverse. Until every man, woman

and child gets their chance to bask in the presence of the Supreme Mega

Star. Until I've sung my song and danced my dance and where better

to do that than WrestleFestival? The brainchild of the original Supreme

MegaStar George DeColt. It has it all. There's a ring for me to strut my

stuff, a stage for me to rock my roll, and as the host of this weekend's

festivities I-

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ADRIAN GARCIA

Hi. Mr Bruce. Big fan. I just wanted to be the first to say I'm glad someone

with a bit of sense is in charge here, if only for this weekend. I am being

forced to-

JACK BRUCE

I know what you're being forced to do, little man, and unfortunately for

you not even I can break a Wish. You'd better get your ass backstage

because you've got about 90 minutes to find some boots and learn how

to fight. For now, how about we bring out Dan DaLay, because the Cream

of the Crop is ready to do what he does best. I got ants in my pants and

I'm ready to dance. Iiiiiiit's Showtiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!

DAN DALAY VS JACK BRUCE

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Davis Ditterich "Dan DaLay won a battle royale for the chance to welcome Jack Bruce to CGC. You can bet his son Robin will be watching this one closely."

DaLay throws heavy hands at the strutting, taunting, Supreme Megastar of the Bruce-iverse, who expertly counters with fast hands and a patented flurry (two right hands, dance, big left hook). Bruce locks in an Abdominal Stretch, adding insult to injury by playing DaLay's ribs like a guitar. Enraged, DaLay powers free! Big Boot! The Immortal One takes great pleasure in bullying the smaller man around the ring, and starts squeezing the life out of him with a bear hug. Jack doesn't have the strength to escape, but does have the pitch, using the remaining air in his lungs to unleash a piercing high note that has DaLay covering his ears. Free at last, Bruce introduces his foe to the Long Island Trio (Rolling Vertical Suplexes... with great effort) and says Welcome to NYC (Elbow Drop, Leg Drop, Splash Combo). Nothing can stop him n- BACKFIST! Caught by surprise, Bruce tumbles out of the ring. Referee Jez MacArthur starts the count.

Dan DaLay turns his back and raises his arms in victory.

DaLay is confused. What happened to 10? Somehow Jack Bruce has made it back into the ring. Furious, DaLay tries the DaLay Down (Belly to Belly Piledriver) but Jack slips free. New York Minute (Legdrop Bulldog)! 1... 2... 3!

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DIABLO DeVILLE VS SHANE NELSON

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Davis Ditterich "Shane was attacked by the ancient demon prince several weeks ago, and now he's looking for revenge."

Shane keeps up with the starving demon's dives and rolls and springboards by bouncing off of the ropes at impossible angles, but underestimates Diablo's hunger and capacity for cruelty. Biting, gouging, clawing at flesh with sharpened fingernails, DeVille feeds off of the veteran's suffering, and the more the crowd boos, the stronger he gets. Shane goes bananas with dropkicks and monkey flips, but the boos have made Diablo too strong. Hellfire Kick (Backflip Kick)! Damnation (Top Rope Splash to Back)! 1... 2... 3!

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CGC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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WOOLABONGA BOGANS

Rusty Mills & Donovan Boon

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THE GEAR-HEADS

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Davis Ditterich "These two teams were rudely interupted last time they did battle. It's time to find out who's the best!"

The tag team champions unload their entire toolbox of hammers, wrenches and drills, but are repeatedly outmaneuvered by the Bogans' ultra smooth double teams and blind tag switcheroos. It's a dire situation, but Greaser's seen it all before. He carries Mills off into the crowd for some wild and scuzzy brawling, allowing Torque to burn rubber, outpace Boon's Kangeroo-Fu and hit Pedal to the Metal (Curb Stomp) for the 1... 2... 3!

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WRESTLEFESTIVAL CARNIVAL</div>

A couple of kids are in "Jack DeColt's Punch Alley" testing their punching power against a life sized replica of Blockbuster. Try as they might, they can't hit hard enough to win a prize (A gigantic DeColt Teddy Bear). Instead the replica punishes their failure by blasting out a few seconds of deafening heavy metal music.

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JOEY POISON

Looks like you kids are having some trouble. I may know of a little

something that can help you out... for a price.

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BOBBY THOMAS

Peddling potion to kids? This is a new low, Joey. Even for you.

I thought you'd have scurried back to California by now.

JOEY POISON

And miss WrestleFestival? No way. This is the ultimate sellers market.

Always people trying to prove themselves. Always losers trying looking

for another way. Say, how did you do earlier? How's all that "hard-work"

working out for you?

BOBBY THOMAS

Why don't you meet me in the ring tomorrow? Find out for yourself.

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SHINGEN MIYAZAKI VS JULIAN WATSON

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Davis Ditterich "Julian Watson has returned to the company that trained him, but he has a debt collector hot on his heels. Shingen Miyazaki is no stranger to Canadian rings himself."

Miyazaki tries to withstand Julian's powerful knife edge chops, but they are brutal, unstoppable and never-ending. Shingen backs into the corner. Refreee Jonathon Taylor gets between them, and Shingen takes advantage with a dropkick to the knee. The Debt Collector tortures Julian's knee with vicous strikes and Dragon Screws. Ankle Lock! Julian screams in pain... at first. Then the scream turns into a laugh as he sNaPs! He ChOpS hIs WaY fReE! SuPlEx OnTo ThE rOpEs! BiG cHoP oFf ThE aPrOn! DaNgErOuS dIvE! Shingen tries to pick the ankle, but Watson counters with a Spinning Whip Kick! Tiger Claw DDT (Power DDT)! 1... 2... 3!

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GOING POSTAL MATCH

Hugh Ancrie, Phillipe LaGrenier & Dice Elderberry

EXPRESS DELIVERY

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PIN POINT PLUS

Mario DaSilva, Ian Identity & Penfold Perdition

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Davis Ditterich "This match ends when one man is stuffed into a box, and the box is taped shut. That man will then be posted to a location of their opponent's choosing."

It's chaos from the opening bell. Ian and Ancrie swordfight with poster tubes. Mario uses packing tape to create masterpieces of twisted limbs. Dice tries to drown Ian in packing peanuts. Penfold and LaGrenier pelt each other with boxes. Through guts, fire, and advice from Jenny, Pin Point Plus get the advantage but struggle to assemble the overly complicated flat-packed boxes, allowing the experienced post-masters to take over. They roll Big Baby in bubble wrap and cover the other two in stamps, trying to decide which one to box up. Dice has an idea! He pulls Jenny Playmate into the ring!

Davis Ditterich "Oh no. Where could Dice be planning on posting Jenny?"

Ian tries to save her, but gets squashed by a corner avalanche. Mario's efforts are answered with the RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifix Toss) Who can save her? It's Penfold! Still trapped in layers upon layers of bubble wrap, bouncing Dice around with Belly Butts! Alas, with his arms pinned to his sides he's helpless against Express Delivery who destroy him with the First Class Package Piledriver (Flying Stamp assisted Package Piledriver)!

Ian saves his portly pal from being packaged and climbs up top, but LaGrenier cuts him off and tries to superplex him into a waiting box. Mario climbs up to make the save. So does Ancrie! All four men trade blows, perched precariously, until LaGrenier slips, taking Mario down to the floor with him, leaving Identity to deliver Ancrie into the waiting box with an Intrepid Arrow (Falcon Arrow) off the top!

Davis Ditterich "He did it! Tape it up, Ian! Tape it up!"

What no one noticed, however, was that while Mario fell through an upturned box LaGrenier fell into the packing peanuts. Unharmed, he blindsides Ian with Track Package! (Powerful Chop To Back), stuffs him into a box, and tapes it shut.

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Phillipe LaGrenier writes "Brazil" on a packing label, as Dice carries a barely conscious Ancrie away to celebrate.

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ADRIAN GARCIA VS JACK DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich "Three months ago Jack Decolt used his last Wish to get this match. The Agent to the Stars has done everything he can to weasel out... but it looks like he's finally going to get his comeuppance for everything he's done to the DeColt Family over the years."

Ever the weasel, Garcia tries to sneak weapons into the ring underneath some ludicrously bulky protective pads. When Jez McArtheur catches him, he begs to be disqualified. When that fails he shoves the ref! When that fails he tries to get counted out! When Jack catches him (easily) he lays down, begging to just be pinned. When Jack refuses and instead goes for End of Days (Bow & Arrow Dragon Sleeper) Garcia throws a handful of salt in his eyes!

Garcia can't believe his luck! He attacks his blinded foe with full fury, having the time of his life, having so much fun that he doesn't realise that he's barely doing any damage. Right Hand rocks him! Shoulder Tackle turns him inside out! Jack rips off all of Garcia's padding and Punches! Him! In! The! Face! Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam)! End of Days! Garcia taps.

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JACK BRUCE

Congratualtions, DeColt. You finally got what you wanted, and I have

just one question for you. Was it worth it? Was it worth using your Final

Wish just to put that slimey weasel in his place? Was it worth the scheming

and the blackmail and the bounties on your head? Was it worth giving up

a match with the Supreme Megastar of the Bruceiverse? You hurt my

feelings when you chose to fight Garcia over me, Wild Man. I signed up

to be the host of WrestleFestival so that I could take on the best, and

while Dan DaLay is a Giant Amongst Giants he isn't the best guy here.

He isn't the icon of Canadian Golden Combat. You are. Lucky for me,

WrestleFestival is a two night event, and even luckier for me, as the host

I get to make tomorrow's matches. So let's kick that off right now. Main

Event! The Headliner! The Showstopper! The Be-All, End-All! Jack

Bruce taking on Jack DeColt. Get ready fooooor Showtiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!

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CGC WORLD TITLE

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ZEUS MAXMILLION VS BLOCKBUSTER ©

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Davis Ditterich "Zeus Maxmillion has had a storied career in Canadian Golden Combat, but the one Labour he has yet to complete is to 'Wear The World Around His Waist'. Can he do it tonight? Can he dethrone the Blockbuster and save us from his deafening entrance music?"

Zeus has taken the advice of his friends. He wears earplugs during Blockbuster's heavy metal entrance like Ryan Powell. He sticks and moves like Shane Nelson. He attacks the joints like Bobby Thomas. The Bronzed God puts his Greco-Roman grappling skills to good use, but can't quite lock in the Olympian Clutch (Camel Clutch) before the champion headbangs his way free.

Blockbuster overpowers the challenger, thrashing and shredding and beating him like a drum, but every time he goes for the BusterBomb (Turnbuckle Powerbomb) it's countered into a huracanranna. Blockbuster gets frustrated and Zeus is ready. Left Hands! Spinebuster! Headbutts of his own! Thunder Bolt (Sit Out Bomb)! 1... 2... Blockbuster kicks out and finally decides to take someone's advice. Unfortunately that someone is Skip Beau. He flees up the ramp, taking the title with him. Zeus gives chase, smiting the champion with more left hands and dragging him back to the ring!

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DIABLO DeVILLE & SKIP BEAU burst out of the crowd, but Zeus sees them coming. He smites Skip against the barricade and backdrops Diablo onto the cement floor with his God-like strength. Blockbuster takes advantage and goes for the eyes, before forcing Zeus' head against the in-ring speaker system and hitting the button on his remote control. HEAVY METAL MUSIC BLARES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS UNTIL REFEREE JONATHON TAYLOR FINALLY- takes the remote and turns the music off. Zeus is disorientated! BusterBomb (Turnbuckle Powerbomb)! 1... 2... 3!

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Davis Ditterich "No! Zeus was so close but Blockbuster steals another victory! We'll be back tomorrow night with more WrestleFestival action."

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Self · November 10, 2019

<div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="WmLVR5C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WmLVR5C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Jack Bruce Promo . . . A DAN DALAY VS JACK BRUCE . . . B- DIABLO DeVILLE VS SHANE NELSON . . . C- WOOLABONGA BOGANS VS THE GEAR-HEADS . . . C Poison peddling potion . . . C- SHINGEN MIYAZAKI VS JULIAN WATSON . . . C+ EXPRESS DELIVERY VS PINPOINT . . . D ADRIAN GARCIA VS JACK DECOLT . . . C+ Jack challenges Jack . . . A* ZEUS MAXMILLION VS BLOCKBUSTER . . . C+ FINAL RATING: B- International Viewership Rating: 0.08 (up from 0.06 for Luck of the Draw) <img alt="WmLVR5C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WmLVR5C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> WF Day 1 Blockbuster Although I love Zeus, dont think you want to put the belt on him. He's 42 (IIRC), his gimmick is better suited as a heel (though I still love his face work) and I feel the Buster of Block still has more Blocks to Bust. That being said, there's a lot more credible heel challenger than face right now so I wouldn't be surprised if you did bite the bullet and made a change</div></blockquote> Zeus is 41 (so close enough) but he has plenty of gas left in the tank. I got lucky with my roster in that the older guys can for the most part still go, but I'm expecting a few to hit Time Decline any day now. However, Blockbuster still has tricks up his sleeve. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Blake Trask" data-cite="Blake Trask" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>CGC Tag Team Title Match: Woolabonga Bogans vs The Gear-Heads © You seem quite fond of the Bogans and I could easily see this going the other way, I just think it would hurt the Gear-Heads' pop and they probably wouldn't be thrilled about dropping the match either.</div></blockquote> Popularity was no issue. This could have gone either way, but I felt that the Bogans were too new to put the belts on just yet. Plus I've had a lot of fun writing Greaser's promos. He's one of the few guys where I feel comfortable writing angry, fiery, ranting promos about kicking asses, complete with nonsense phrases and spelling errors, and it feels authentic. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Identity, DaSilva and Perdition Faces win, think they have more use on the roster then the heels.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Going Postal match is the best pro-wrestling match stipulation ever. But I hope whomever that's losing and getting sent away aren't going to be gone from CGC for good, since I like all 6 of them.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Regis" data-cite="Regis" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Going Postal Match: Dice Elderberry, Hugh Ancrie & Phillipe LaGrenier vs Ian Identity, Mario DaSilva & Penfold Perdition I love Pin Point Plus, but having the Heels lose the match that suits their gimmick would feel wrong.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Blake Trask" data-cite="Blake Trask" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Going Postal Match: Dice Elderberry, Hugh Ancrie & Phillipe LaGrenier vs Ian Identity, Mario DaSilva & Penfold Perdition Have a bad feeling we lose Penfold here. Hopefully he comes back from Hawaii safe!</div></blockquote> If you want to know when I came up with the Going Postal idea, it's right when Express Delivery stopped being job guys and started winning matches. I dig the match (crowd felt it was overbooked) I dig the team, and honestly... I think they have a lot more upside than Pin Point. Ancrie was the best worker of the six tonight, LaGrenier's a muscular adonis, and they have a gimmick that I enjoy writing. I went back & forth on who to box up from Pin Point. Ultimately Ian has let me down repeatedly, and I've struggled to find his character. The Ian Identity I wanted to write was Ian DeColt; secret son of Alex... but that time has passed. So he's in a box on his way to Brazil. No idea how long that'll take. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Dan DaLay Anothet iffy pick. Having Bruce lose is bad, but having Bruce beat a CGC star is just as bad if not worse so I take Dan cause he's a CGC guy. </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Dan DaLay vs Jack Bruce I could see Dan winning if you want to make it look like CGC is big enough deal that even top guy from another company can´t just come in and win but I feel that first win against Bruce is pretty big thing and I´d assume you would like to give that win to younger talent (once some have been build up enough to go over Bruce). </div></blockquote> As tempted as I was to have DaLay BACKFIST him into oblivion, Jack Bruce is the biggest deal in wrestling, even at 46 years old. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Diablo Deville Shane is old and small Diablo is only one of those things</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Diablo DeVille vs Shane Nelson I had quite hard time on this one, on one hand, Diablo haven´t won a whole lot so I feel that losing here could bury Nelson a bit. On other hand, Diablo is someone who´s character I like quite a lot and would love to see him doing well... at the end, I go with Diablo mainly because he´s younger and thus more useful in the future and depending on how the story goes perhaps it doesn´t hurt Nelson as badly as I´m fearing it could.</div></blockquote> My CGC diaries seem to have a tradition of one cruiserweight heel (Trent Shaffer, Thrill Seeker) and Diablo fits that nicely. He was hard done by in the first few months (only supposed to be a job guy) but he got over and needs to be booked according to his skills and position. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Blake Trask" data-cite="Blake Trask" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Mystery Japanese Debt Collector vs Julian Watson I wonder if this is Duane Stone...</div></blockquote> If it was Duane, I'd be screaming it from the rooftops. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Japanese Debt Collector Watson must be almost at this point, isn't he like 43/44 in 2016</div></blockquote> You may be thinking of John Maverick. "The Maverick" Julian Watson is only 36 at this point. While he's spent his entire career either in Japan or NOTBPW he's a DeColt Power House Graduate, which makes him an interesting (albeit expensive) idea going forward. Unfortunately he's flying back to Japan so won't be available for Night Two. <div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="WmLVR5C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/WmLVR5C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div> Jack Bruce is in charge of tomorrow night's (probably next Sunday) card... but he's only announced 5 matches so far. Jack Bruce vs Jack DeColt CGC Canadian Title: Running Wolf vs Skip Beau Poison vs Bobby Thomas DaLay & Sons vs Lords of Vegas Express Delivery vs Woolabonga Bogans

Regis · November 10, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>DAN DALAY VS JACK BRUCE . . . B-</div></blockquote> GO BRUCE GO! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Poison peddling potion . . . C-</div></blockquote> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SHINGEN MIYAZAKI VS JULIAN WATSON . . . C+</div></blockquote> Ooh, interesting display from Watson. Him going berzerk makes me want to see more. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>EXPRESS DELIVERY VS PINPOINT . . . D</div></blockquote> Sad to see Ian go, but hopefully by the time he comes back creative will have something for him. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>ADRIAN GARCIA VS JACK DECOLT . . . C+</div></blockquote> Wait... a C+ match from Adrian Freakin' Garcia? Momentum and Overness cover for a multitude of sins! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jack challenges Jack . . . A*</div></blockquote> I am so here for this. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>ZEUS MAXMILLION VS BLOCKBUSTER . . . C+</div></blockquote> No, no, no! But we can't have everything we want. Eventually that Block's gonna get busted! I have faith! Jack Bruce vs Jack DeColt Brucie may be the biggest name in Pro Wrestling, but THIS! IS! DECOLT COUNTRY! CGC Canadian Title: Running Wolf vs Skip Beau I'm interested in how big a star Running Wolf is - but let's not hotshot the title too much. Poison vs Bobby Thomas Hard work is meaningless next to the Power of the Potion! DaLay & Sons vs Lords of Vegas I like DaLay and Sons as a team. Dan can always win, and Robin can always lose. It really gives an air of uncertainty to the outcome of any match. Express Delivery vs Woolabonga Bogans I'm torn here. I'd normally put Express Deliver lower down the totem pole, but the Bogans just had a big loss and ED just had a big win. Let's set up ED as the next Tag Team Title challengers.

DAVEFAN95 · November 10, 2019

Jack DeColt

Both are well past their prime for sure but this is still a dream match and it seems Bruce (And Jack DeColt) can still go but Bruce may have beatwn Dan but he won't defeat Jack, who's not only younger tham Dan but also Bruce himself

Skip Beau

Running Wolf just arrived and I don't think his character has been built up enough yet for him to take the belt

Poison

Prob wrong here as I feel Joey will be heading back to Cali soon (maybe right after WF weekend, thinking this because of the promo on Day 1), but I feel Poison's character is so good and means a lot to you, you might keep him around longer if you can and I feel Poison is more useful for storylines than a face non All-Business or Brotherhood Bobby Thomas

DaLay and Son

The Lords of Vegas gimmick kinda bombed (in-game, I found it fun) so methinks this is where Robin begins his rise with Eric Tyler helping.

Express Delivery

I like the Bogans more but you seem very high on Express Delivery

Theheel · November 11, 2019

Jack Bruce vs Jack DeColt

Bruce isn’t sticking around so Decolt will prevail in the main event of the family wrestling festival

CGC Canadian Title: Running Wolf vs Skip Beau

Beau just regained but Wolf is a very solid worker

Poison vs Bobby Thomas

I didn’t see your old diary with the Poison elixir but I like it.

DaLay & Sons vs Lords of Vegas

I’m sure the lessons with continue with Pa and the Prof, but since he just came in yesterday I don’t think we will see an overnight change

Express Delivery vs Woolabonga Bogans

Gotta go with the mates from Australia here. They seem to have something

I’m really late to the party and not very up on the Canadian companies, but really enjoying this

Rateddc · November 11, 2019

Jack Bruce vs Jack DeColt

CGC Canadian Title: Running Wolf vs Skip Beau

Poison vs Bobby Thomas

DaLay & Sons vs Lords of Vegas

Express Delivery vs Woolabonga Bogans

Charasmatic Enigma · November 11, 2019

Jack Bruce vs Jack DeColt

Thanks for coming Bruce, but this is DeColt country!

CGC Canadian Title: Running Wolf vs Skip Beau

I like the champion bros, but I could equally see Wolf winning this by DQ or countour.

Poison vs Bobby Thomas

Love me some Poison

DaLay & Sons vs Lords of Vegas

Poor Robin... Also, sons? As in plural?

Express Delivery vs Woolabonga Bogans

I really enjoyed the Going Postal match, so why not double down and capatalise on that big win here to catapault them into the title picture?

Self · November 13, 2019

QUARTER 1 REVIEW

January to March 2019

CGC GOLDEN RANKINGS

SINGLES

Looking back at the last three months of booking, I've added up everyone's wins and losses (singles matches only) and put them into tiers based on who they've beat and who beat them. Does this agree with their popularity? Nope. Does it agree with the "how good they are at fighting" stat? Kinda. These are probably fairly accurate tiers that can be deduced from my booking thus far.

GRADE A

BLOCKBUSTER (6-0) beat Zeus Maxmillion, Ryan Powell & Bobby Thomas

JACK DECOLT (7-0) beat Sayeed Ali, Poison & Hugh DeArrrske

JACK BRUCE (1-0) beat Dan DaLay

GRADE B

RYAN POWELL (1-2) lost to Blockbuster, beat Diablo DeVille & Dice Elderberry

ZEUS MAXMILLION (2-1) lost to Blockbuster, beat Diablo DeVille & Dice Elderberry

DAN DALAY (1-1) lost to Jack Bruce, beat Torque

GRADE B-

DIABLO DEVILLE (1-2) lost to Ryan Powell & Zeus Maxmillion, beat Shane Nelson

GRADE C

BOBBY THOMAS (2-4) lost to Blockbuster & Sayeed Ali, equal to Skip Beau, beat Drake Young

SAYEED ALI (2-2) lost to Jack DeColt & Skip Beau, beat Bobby Thomas & Chris Flynn

SHANE NELSON (1-3) lost to Blockbuster & Diablo DeVille, equal to Skip Beau

SKIP BEAU (2-2) equal to Shane Nelson & Bobby Thomas, beat Sayeed Ali

TORQUE (1-1) lost to Dan DaLay, beat Robin DaLay

GRADE D

CHRIS FLYNN (2-1) lost to Sayeed Ali, beat Robin DaLay, Drake Young

DICE ELDERBERRY (3-3) lost to Zeus & Ryan, equal to DaSilva, beat Identity & Penfold

MARIO DaSILVA (3-1) equal to Dice Elderberry, beat Jamie Atherton & Hugh Ancrie

PHILLIPE LaGRENIER (1-0) beat Ian Identity

RUNNING WOLF (1-0) beat Drake Young

GRADE E

DRAKE YOUNG (0-4) lost to Jack DeColt, Bobby Thomas, Chris Flynn & Running Wolf

HUGH ANCRIE (0-1) lost to Mario DaSilva

IAN IDENTITY (0-3) lost to Blockbuster, Dice Elderberry, Phillipe LaGrenier

PENFOLD PERDITION (0-1) lost to Dice Elderberry

ROBIN DALAY (0-2) lost to Torque & Chris Flynn

HOUSE SHOWS

Since Monday 1st February Canadian Golden Combat have been hitting the road, putting on smaller shows in smaller towns all across Canada.

15 shows.

4 in Alberta, 4 in Ontario, 5 in The Maritimes, 2 in Quebec,

Lowest Attendance 678 (Moncton, New Brunswick)

Highest Attendance 851 (Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island)

Averaging approximately $3,800 in ticket sales per show.

... and if you attend one of these shows, what would you see? One of two different cards.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" align="center" valign="center">VERSION ONE

Drake Young vs Penfold Perdition

Express Delivery vs Woolabonga Bogans

CGC Canadian Title: Ian Identity vs Skip Beau

INTERMISSION (pictures with Ian & Penfold)

Adrian Garcia tries to weasel out of match with Jack DeColt

Robin DaLay vs Jack DeColt

CGC World Title: Bobby Thomas vs Blockbuster</td><td width="50%" align="center" valign="center">VERSION TWO

Rusty Mills vs Robin DaLay

CGC World Title: Bobby Thomas vs Blockbuster (Skip interferes)

Jack saves Bobby setting up tag team main event with Buster & Skip

INTERMISSION (pictures with Jack & Bobby)

Ian Identity & Penfold Perdition vs Express Delivery

Donovan Boon vs Drake Young

Blockbuster & Skip Beau vs Jack DeColt & Bobby Thomas</td></tr></table>

With Ian Identity on his way to the sorting office, I'm going to need to get a new babyface on a written deal, which will freshen up the cards a little bit. Not that they're designed for repeated viewings. I'm a huge fan of camp show/touring wrestling. Where you do the exact same show in different venues in front of different fans, without having to worry about continuity. No one in Moncton was also going to be in Charlottetown, so why do anything different?

CGC EARNINGS

"Match quality" is all well and good, but we all know that the most important part of wrestling is who earns the most (and wisely saves it for their future). So who earned the most from their appearences in Canadian Golden Combat during Q1 of 2019?

Bold = Written Deal

(+) = Also worked for other promotions, that income isn't included here

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="33%" align="left" valign="center">$90,000 - Jack DeColt

$34,500 - Alex DeColt

$24,090 - Adrian Garcia

$22,000 - Dan DaLay

$21,000 - Bobby Thomas

$16,200 - Blockbuster

$15,300 - Chance

$14,300 - Jenny Playmate (+)

$13,340 - Hugh Ancrie (+)

$12,480 - Ian Identity

$11,700 - Torque (+)

$11,550 - Davis Ditterich

$11,200 - Zeus Maxmillion (+)

$10,800 - Dice Elderberry

$10,000 - Jack Bruce</td><td width="33%" align="left" valign="center">$10,000 - Ryan Powell

$9,900 - Skip Beau

$9,060 - Drake Young

$9,000 - Shane Nelson (+)

$9,000 - Mario DaSilva (+)

$8,930 - Phillipe LaGrenier

$8,400 - Sayeed Ali (+)

$8,400 - Greaser

$8,000 - Hugh DeArrrske (+)

$7,200 - Jonathon Taylor

$6,600 - Diablo DeVille (+)

$6,600 - Donovan Boon

$6,000 - Faith

$6,000 - Chris Flynn (+)

$5,440 - Jez McArtheur</td><td width="33%" align="left" valign="center">$5,340 - K-Squared

$5,200 - Rusty Mills

$5,100 - Robin DaLay

$4,600 - Julian Watson (+)

$4,000 - Hailey Hunter

$4,000 - Dermott Ayres

$3,300 - Jamie Atherton (+)

$2,800 - Malik Cash (+)

$2,560 - Penfold Perdition

$2,500 - Joey Poison (+)

$2,200 - Eric Tyler(+)

$1,700 - Shingen Miyazaki (+)

$1,600 - Running Wolf (+)

$1070 - Gnaw (+)

$850 - The Great Trickerion (+)</td><td width="25%" align="left" valign="center">

</td></tr></table>

CGC GOLDEN RANKINGS

TAG TEAMS

The tag team rankings (which only count 2-on-2 matches, no 6-mans) told a slightly clearer story when considering who beat who.

GRADE A

THE GEAR-HEADS (3-0) beat Woolabonga Bogans, DaLay & Son, Express Delivery

GRADE B

WOOLABONGA BOGANS (3-1) beat DaLay & Son, lost to Gear-Heads

GRADE C

DALAY & SON (3-2) beat Express Delivery, lost to Gear Heads & Woolabonga Bogans

LORDS OF VEGAS (1-0) beat Pirates of K-Rap-Ean

GRADE D

EXPRESS DELIVERY (2-2) beat Pin Point, lost to DaLay & Son & Gear-Heads

GRADE E

PIN POINT (1-1) beat Illegally Blonde, lost to Express Delivery

PIRATES OF K-RAP-EAN (0-2) lost of DaLay & Son, Lords of Vegas

Night Two of WrestleFestival is on track to be posted on Sunday. I just felt like having some fun with the data and world for an afternoon. I can see myself updating the tier list every so often, possibly as part of the shows themselves... They do feel like something the Alex DeColt character would calculate.

And no, that "DaLay & Sons" was a typo. Big Poppa Immortal doesn't have any other kids that I know about.

Self · November 17, 2019

Monday Week 1 April March 2019

Live on PPV Services

Bearberry Field, Ontario

11,000 in attendance

Davis Ditterich "It's Night Two of the DeColt WrestleFestival! Festivities here at Bearberry Field may be coming to a close, but we have one more packed show of wrestling action for you, presented by this year's guest host; Jack Bruce. The Supreme MegaStar of the Bruce-iverse has come up with a fantabulous card, headlined by the dream match of dream matches; Jack Bruce taking on CGC's own Jack DeColt. I'm so excited!"

POISON VS BOBBY THOMAS

Davis Ditterich "Under the influence of his magic potion, Joey was unbeatable by all but the DeColt-iest DeColts before he was run out of town. He's back for WrestleFestival but can Bobby rise to the occassion?"

Joey drinks the potion and Bobby syncronises his watch. He ducks. He weaves. He throws precision strikes at the monster's weak spot; the previously broken collarbone, but every submission attempt ends with him being launched across the ring with unnatural ease. Unfazed, unfeeling, unblinking, Poison takes him apart with deadly right hands.

Bobby fights to survive as the twelve minutes draws to a close, countering the Ripcord Lariat into a Flying Armbar, stomping on the collarbone. Poison feels pain! The monster can't power him way free from Bobby's tenacious attack! POISON MIST! Bobby is blind, but the potion wears off. He's Joey again. Torn between attacking his blinded opponent is and getting more potion... Joey chooses the potion! Which gives Bobby enough time to recover and Super Kick the vial out of his hand before he can drink it! Specialist Touch (Single Arm DDT)! Armbar! Joey tries to reach his potion but he's too far away. Joey taps!

BOBBY THOMAS WINS (13:25)

IN-RING

BLOCKBUSTER

I told you what would happen. You all prayed to Zeus to come and

save you and I broke him just like I break everyone who gets in my

way. You don't wanna listen to my music and you don't wanna listen

to me when I tell ya that your heroes don't stand a chance against my

awesome power. So much for your 'god'. So much for the power of

friendship. I-

Suddenly... Fireworks! Balloons! Confetti! SKIP BEAU is all smiles as he joins Blockbuster in the ring.

SKIP BEAU

Did somebody say 'friendship'? Because I know a certain couple of

best friends who acheived their wildest dreams last night. That's

right, The Champion Bros are reunited! Skip Beau; The Champion

of Canada! Blockbuster; The Champion of the rest of The World!

We're here! Have fear! Get used to us!

BLOCKBUSTER

Get those balloons out of my face, you dork! No one cares about you

or your stupid Canadian title. I'm the only champion that matters.

Me! Only me! On my own! I-

JACK BRUCE

Helloooooooooo WrestleFestival! Blockbuster, you talk about being a one

man wrecking machine, but everyone saw that the only reason you beat

Zeus was because you had your friends come help you. If you ask me, Skip

earned those balloons. He's gone to great length to keep that title on you.

BLOCKBUSTER

That's not true! I beat Zeus all by myself! I didn't ask them to... You're

just another old man who can't appreciate real music.

JACK BRUCE

It's not the music, Buster. It's what you do with it. When I sing my

song they flock from miles around. I don't need ludicrous speakers

to force it into their ears.

SKIP BEAU

What do you want? Can't you see we're trying to celebrate?

JACK BRUCE

I want what I always want, Skippy, and that's to put on the greatest

show on earth, and no show would be complete without having the

World Heavyweight title on the line. You two weren't the only ones

to leave last night with gold around your waists. So did the two most

bad ass mamma jammers on two wheels, the Gear-Heads. As host of

tonight's proceedings I'm giving one of them a shot at Blockbuster, and

the other... well... someone needs to keep your demon at bay.

WrestleFestival! Iiiiiiiiiiit's Showtime!

DIABLO DEVILLE VS TORQUE

Davis Ditterich "Don't blink, folks. Jack Bruce has put together a fight between two of CGC's highest flyers!"

The tag team champion burns rubber to keep up with inhuman flips, rolls and springboards, until Diablo uses his sharpened fingernails to scratch the paintwork on Torque's custom motorcycle. Torque is devastated and the demon feeds on that suffering, taking the fight deeper into hell with every strike. Torque escapes to the skies. Flip! Flip! Move! Counter! Counter-into-a-counter! Diablo rocks him with the Hellfire Kick (Backflip Kick) but when he goes for Damnation (Top Rope Splash to Back) Torque pops up and catches him on the way down with Pedal To The Metal (Curb Stomp)! 1... 2... 3!

TORQUE WINS (7:53)

Davis DItterich " A huge victory for Torque! The Gear-Heads have fought every challenger so far. Maybe Greaser has what it takes to defeat Blockbuster tonight."

BEARBERRY FIELD ENTRY GATE

Earlier in the day, happy fans entered Bearberry Field, scanning the QR codes on their tickets so that the electronic turnstiles will let them through. No ticket to be scanned, ROBIN DALAY tries forcing his way through, but can't make it budge. In contrast, ERIC TYLER ducks underneath, and when the kid manning the ticket booth tries to stop him, he incapacitates him by twisting his little finger.

HUGH ANCRIE

Come rain or shine, sleet or snow, a true postman always completes

his rounds and last night we completed them in style. Ian Identity!

Stuffed in a box! Heading off to the furthest away, worst place I can

imagine; Mario DaSilva's home town in Brazil. Where do you think

Ian is right now? Somewhere on the pacific ocean?

PHILLIPE LaGRENIER

I doubt he's even left ze sorting depot by now. Non. Zere is no

'first class' for someone like Ian Identity, so we hired ze cheapest,

ze sketchiest, and ze slooooowest courier we could find to take

him on ze slow boat to hell. We won't be seeing him for a long

time, I think.

HUGH ANCRIE

The only people who deserve first class treatment is CGC is us!

We deserve the best! We deserve gold around our waists! And

if the Bogans have a problem with that, they can take it up with

our Customer Service Specialist.

Dice Elderberry farts.

/w Dice Elderberry

Phillipe LaGrenier & Hugh Ancrie

EXPRESS DELIVERY

WOOLABONGA BOGANS

Rusty Mills & Donovan Boon

Davis Ditterich "Express Delivery are coming off of a big win last night, while the Bogans will be looking to bounce back after coming oh so close to tag team title victory."

Express Delivery put a stop to the Bogan's quick tags and ultra smooth double teams with a little help from their belching, farting friend at ringside. They stamp. They post. They deliver Boon to suplex city...until a blind tag switcheroo allows Mills to take the couriers down under. Bonza! Crikey! Strewth! They hit the Billabong Boomerang (Slingshot into a Spinning Heel Kick) but Dice pulls Mills out of the ring and slams him on the floor behind the referee's back. Boon cleans Elderberry's clock with a plancha, but he's all alone... First Class Package Piledriver (Flying Stomp/Package Piledriver)!!!! 1... 2... 3!

EXPRESS DELIVERY WIN (12:46)

COCONUT SHY

Earlier in the day, happy WrestleFestival attendees throw balls at coconuts. Knock over a coconut? Take it home. One coconut-aholic is having huge success, until ERIC TYLER replaces his latest target with a heavy rock at the last moment, and his ball bounces harmlessly off. ROBIN DALAY likes the rock... but can't find one of his own. It's mostly coconuts.

ALEX DECOLT

Tonight I get to do something I haven't done since I was ten years

old, and that's enjoy WrestleFestival as a fan. For 30 years I've

either been overseeing the matches, or fighting in the ring, or

taking tickets, or working in the coconut shy... but tonight I get to

sit back and relax. From the moment I heard Jack Bruce was available,

there was only one person I wanted to see him take on, and that's my

brother; The Wild Man, Jack DeColt. The Last DeColt Standing. The

peak of what CGC has to offer. Jack Bruce is a star as big as they

come, but he's not going to walk in and make us look second best.

My brother isn't just fighting for himself tonight, he's fighting for

the entire DeColt family, the whole of DeColt Country. He's

fighting for the hearts and souls and smiles of every man, woman

and child who has ever bought a ticket to Canadian Golden

Combat. To prove that our champions are on par with any fighter

on the planet! This is our legacy at stake! The DeColts will not die!

Jack DeColt fights for all of us! To prove once and for all... Who rule???

DeColt's Rule!

CGC CANADIAN TITLE

RUNNING WOLF VS SKIP BEAU

Davis Ditterich "Wolf was impressive last night. Will the reunion of the so-called 'Champion Bros' be short lived?"

Referee Jonathon Taylor confiscates the roll of quarters in Skip's tights, leaving him Champion unprepared for the Wolf's raw power. Skip steals the advantage by feigning a knee injury, and softens up the Native American's muscular back with a series of backbreakers... until Running Wolf begins his war dance! Tomahawk Chops! High Backdrops! He lifts the Champion up for the Wolf Tamer (Fireman's Carry Slam) but Skip clings onto the ropes for dear life! As the referee struggles to untangle them Skip steals back the quarters from his pocket and hits Wolf right between the eyes! 1... 2... 3!

SKIP BEAU RETAINS (10:22)

IN-RING

The ring has been decorated to look like a classroom. Wearing his glorious Headmaster's cap and gown, ERIC TYLER stands at a blackboard, while ROBIN DALAY has squeezed into a desk.

ERIC TYLER

Sit down and listen up, you little pukes. The School of Tradition is back

in session! This weekend I have had the pleasure of taking this very

promising young man, Robin DaLay, under my wing. He has sat under

my learning tree and I am prepared to give him his final grades.

Ruthlessness A*. Studiouness A*. Tradition... A*. Robin has passed

my tests with flying colours and he is more than capable of following

in his father's foosteps as my Head Boy.

Davis Ditterich "Don't laugh..."

ERIC TYLER

But as for all of YOU disrespeful little pukes, a lesson in tradition

is in order. I walked around WrestleFestival. I saw the rowdiness,

the rock music, the laughter. That's not wrestling. So let this

be a lesson to you. "Tradition"! From the latin word-

Accompanied by his beautiful assistant GNAW, THE GREAT TRICKERION comes to the ring to present his illusions to the crowd. He reveals a magical sheet, that when thrown over inanimate objects, like for example a blackboard or desk, they disappear into thin air!

THE GREAT TRICKERION

For my next illusion I require a volunteer from the audience.

ERIC TYLER

Listen here you little puke. This is a classroom. Magic is not traditional! It's-

That's sounds like volunteering to the Lords of Vegas. They throw the magic sheet over Eric Tyler, say the magic words ("Yamato! Mochizuki! Yokosuka!") and when they remove the sheet... Eric Tyler's teacher's robe has vanished, leaving him only wearing a pair of DeColt Yellow boxers. The Headmaster flees!

Dan DaLay & Robin DaLay

DALAY & SON

LORDS OF VEGAS

The Great Trickerion & Gnaw

Davis Ditterich "While I'm grateful that they interupted one of Eric Tyler's infamously tedious lectures, have they bitten off more than they can chew angering the DaLays?"

The Great Trickerion performs mesmerising illusions using slight of hand, misdirection, and cutting the ring in half, but Robin has some new tricks of his own courtesy of his new teacher. Eye-gouging. Hair-pulling. Traditional classics. Trickerion vanishes into thin air and unleashes Gnaw's furious frenzy, but when he pounces off the top Robin doesn't try to catch him like his old man. Instead he ducks and Gnaw crashes and burns- Spinning Backfist! Trickerion tries to make the save but Big Poppa DaLay's on clean-up! BACKFIST! 1... 2... 3.

DALAY & SON WINS (9:11)

Davis Ditterich "Clearly Eric Tyler is an amazing teacher. He's already fixed Robin's most glaring weakness. DaLay & Sons are going to be a force to be reckoned with."

Davis Ditterich "Tonight, in the ultimate dream match, Jack DeColt takes on Jack Bruce, but who will win? We asked around the CGC roster to get their opinions."

RUSTY MILLS

Crikey, mate. That's a toughie. DeColt may be a local hero, but everyone

from the dunny to the billabong has heard of Brucie. I gotta go with him.

JENNY PLAYMATE

Jack DeColt is the heart and soul of DeColt Country. He isn't going to go

down tonight.

DAN DALAY

If I couldn't do it, I don't see how DeColt could. Jack Bruce is going to destroy him.

HUGH DeARRRSKE

Yarrr! I be wagerin' all me doubloons on that land-lubbin' scallywag Jack DeColt!

DRAKE YOUNG

I think the more important question is why are two straight white men once

again main eventing WrestleFestival? Why aren't women in the main event.

See, I'm a femini-

ERIC TYLER

In ruthlessness, I pick Bruce. In tradition, I pick DeColt. I feel that this will come

down to studiousness.

CGC WORLD TITLE MATCH

Davis Ditterich "Greaser has been a dominant tag team champion. He might just have what it takes to end Blockbuster's reign."

Blockbuster's taken by surprise by hammers, wrenches and drills but even with Greaser's impressive bulk, it's like hitting a brick wall. Blockbuster overpowers the challenger, thrashing and shredding and beating him like a drum. Blockbuster tries the BusterBomb... but can't get him up. Backdrop! Dirty Brawling! Hammers and Wrenches and Drills... Grease Spot! 1... 2.. Kick out. Greaser climbs to the second rope for Hoggs Can Fly (Vader Bomb) but Blockbuster cuts him off, pulls him off the ropes... and breaks him with the BusterBomb (Powerbomb to Turnbuckle)! 1... 2... 3.

BLOCKBUSTER RETAINS (10:31)

JACK BRUCE

Hellooooooooo Bearberry Fieeeeeeld! My time as WrestleFestival

host is about to come to a close, but there's one more song I need to

sing. They tried to stop my world tour but Jack Bruce will never stop

rocking. Jack DeColt may think he has the homefield advantage, but

everything, every man and woman and child and village and town and

city and county and DeColt Country are part of the infinite expanse that is

the Bruce-iverse! These are my people as much as yours, Jacko. So

without further ado, I got ants in my pants and I'm ready to dance!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Showtiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

JACK DECOLT VS JACK BRUCE

Davis Ditterich "Here we go. The ultimate dream match!"

The two veterans feel each other one, not wanting to make the first mistake. DeColt's stronger with a better ground game, but Bruce is faster, taller and has longer reach. Bruce struts and dances to try to goad the Wild Man, and while DeColt isn't the hot-tempered kid he used to be, Bruce finally makes him snap by locking in an abdominal stretch and playing his ribs like a guitar. Jack goes berserk and Bruce expertly counters his reckless assault. Dodging right hands and ducking shoulder tackles, Bruce looks to have the Wild Man well scouted, while DeColt appears surprised by even the most vintage Jack Bruce offense. He has no answer for the Long Island Trio (Rolling Vertical Suplexes) nor Welcome to NYC (Elbow Drop, Leg Drop, Splash Combo) beyond tenacity, aggression, and DeColt Genetics. The Wild Man absorbs a tremendous amount of punishment and keeps on swinging, and when Bruce gets tired, DeColt finally gets to run wild with right hands, shoulder tackles, and the Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam)! 1... 2.. Kick out.

Knowing he has to dig deep, DeColt calls for DECOLT LEGACY!

Iron Claw!

DeColt Thrust!

Running Bull-

Bruce has it scouted, shoving him into the turnbuckle! New York Minute (Legdrop Bulldog)! 1... 2... DeColt kicks out and Bruce climbs up top. DeColt cuts him off, looking to continue the Legacy with a Tower Collapse Superplex... but forgets Bruce has perfect pitch. The Supreme Megastar of the Bruce-iverse, unleashes a piercing high note to escape and send DeColt crashing to the mat. Flying New York Minute! 1... 2... 3!

JACK BRUCE WINS (18:08)

Self · November 17, 2019

POISON VS BOBBY THOMAS . . . C-

Festival of Friendship . . . B

TORQUE VS DIABLO DeVILLE . . . C

School of Tradition 1: Turnstile . . .C

Express Delivery Promo . . . C

EXPRESS DELIVERY VS WOOLABONGA BOGANS . . . C

School of Tradition 2: Coconut Shy . . . C

Alex DeColt Promo . . . B+

RUNNING WOLF VS SKIP BEAU . . . C-

School of Tradition 3: Interupted! . . . C+

DALAY & SON VS LORDS OF VEGAS . . . D+

Dream Match Opinions . . . C+

GREASER VS BLOCKBUSTER . . . C-

Jack Bruce promo . . . B+

JACK BRUCE VS JACK DECOLT . . . B-

FINAL RATING . . . C+

0.07 buy rate

Little disappointed with that main event. I think I could have maybe gotten more out of it if I had put a cooldown on as semi-main (DaLays/Vegas best bet) but ultimately Jack Bruce is 46 and isn't the performer he used to be. Similarly Poison/Thomas was worse than I hoped. Joey isn't the fighter he used to be, but I love the gimmick and felt it was a cool thing to bring back for WrestleFestival nostalgia.

Speaking of nostalgia, I love the School of Tradition so much. I've toyed with a CGC 1997 diary so many times I pretty much have the act down. Their feud with the rookie DeColts would be so fun to write fully. Bespeckled nerd Alex and jock-ish amateur wrestling champion Jack versus school bully/Head Boy Dan DaLay. That's my jam.

It's interesting seeing which matches scored the all-important 'C' rating, which is what I aim for with TV main events. Looks like Torque/Diablo and Express/Bogans would have been solid television main events, while Skip/Wolf and Blockbuster/Greaser would not. Despite those guys all being more popular. The Bogan's combo of chemistry & experience really makes them a cracking act.

Next Sunday on Title Bout Wrestling

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

Zergon · November 17, 2019

Seems, I managed to miss the predictions last time.. great show though and certainly surprising to me, think I would have gotten maybe one right if I actually would have remembered to predict.

Doubful Flynn would be the one who gets the belt of from Skip

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Hmm, this is an interesting one and depends on how much value you see on Zeus now that he challenged and failed against Blockbuster.I believe you said not too long ago that Zeus has some gas left in tank and thinking that means that he should go over though I could see it going other way around in a case were you have plans for Ali and not for Zeus in near future.

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

Could go either way but I figure this is here to give new number one contender for Gear-Heads hence why I have the heels winning here.

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

Tough call, not Bruce simply because he´s too popular to really work well for your roster (not many peolpe who I could see challenging him and having shot on winning) and probably not Eric either since I do care wrestlers more than managers. From others thinking Watson and/or Miyazaki would be most interesting in terms of storyline since that depth collecting story could easily continue, perhaps Watson needs to make the money and does so by competing in CGC or perhaps Miyazaki´s employers are unhappy on him and now he needs to prove himself to them by doing well in CGC. In the end however, I go with who I like most and that´s Running Wolf. Thinking he´s status as former USPW star makes him decently big name and he should still be young enough to not be on time decline and not too over so that it would be hard to see anyone you would want to push go over him (as can be seen with Skip going over him).

Regis · November 17, 2019

Firstly, of the House Show options I think I'd be more interested in seeing Show One. Good tag match, Ian Identity getting to work and an Adrian Garcia promo with a rock-solid Main Event.

I'm willing to be sold on Chris Flynn, but I don't think Skip's gone yet.

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Much though I love Sayeed, Zeus is a god among men.

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

This is a really hard one. Robin DaLay is the only weak link, so I'm tempted to vote for the Faces, but Express Delivery are doubtless setting up for a title challenge so I'll take a gamble on them. Great Main Event either way.

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

You're tearing me apart, Self! Eric Tyler could be an excellent character to bring some Heels up to speed. Watson's berzerk rage seems like it might go somewhere. Running Wolf just looks like a fun midcard Face to play with. But in the end, it's gotta be Brucie. Love that guy.

joshbrady91 · November 17, 2019

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

Greylocke · November 18, 2019

Next Sunday on Title Bout Wrestling

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

Theheel · November 18, 2019

I’ve underestimated the ability of this guy long enough

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

I think Zeus rebounds

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

Express Delivery is another team that I’ve underestimated and now that Tyler has made Robin head boy in the school of tradition, it’s time for another win

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

Has to be Tyler, he has that great ability to teach those up and coming heels

DAVEFAN95 · November 19, 2019

Skip

Easy win for him, Flynn isn't on a level to get the belt

Zeus

He's prob that one step above Ali

Express DaLay's

I don't see Bogans working well with the champs given their rivalry.

I'll go with Tyler, in terms of use, he's probably top of the list and the rest range from short term runs to difficulty fitting in

Hashasheen · November 19, 2019

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

Julian Watson, Running Wolf and Shingen Miyazaki would be interesting.

Rateddc · November 19, 2019

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler

Charasmatic Enigma · November 19, 2019

The Champion Bro's to reign forever!

Sayeed Ali vs Zeus Maxmillion

Rebound victory for our resident god

Express Delivery & DaLay & Son vs Woolabonga Bogans & Gear-Heads

I think Robin DaLay continues to show improvement after his time in the School of Tradition

Which WrestleFestival special guest do you want to see more of? Eric Tyler, Jack Bruce, Julian Watson, Lords of Vegas, Running Wolf or Shingen Miyazaki?

I enjoyed the School of Tradition skits. Special mention to the Lords of Vegas as well.

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