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I like Ian Identity, but there comes a point where I wonder if I need to cut my losses. He's got every upside I want, but has been buried so deep that fans just don't care. DaSilva and LaGrenier and Atherton and DeArrrske are in similar boats but Ian's suffering most. Worst guy in the worst match 3 weeks in a row. Atherton was at least the star of tonight's debacle.

 

 

I asked Triple I to go up in size in my save and his Star Quality, which was already growing slowly, shot up from 78 to 85. If he had that kind of success with you he'd easily be in your top five SQ surely? And then all you'd need to do is build his popularity slowly.

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<p>Mystery Opponent vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p>

Skip Beau & Diablo DeVille vs<strong> Shane Nelson & Bobby Thomas</strong></p><p>

<strong>Dirty Dice Elderberry </strong>vs Penfold Perdition</p><p> </p><p>

Who on the CGC roster do you think is going to try to cash in on the bounty on Jack's head?</p><p> </p><p>

Sayeed Ali</p><p> </p><p>

Awesome stuff, as always from you. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<p>So my main idea with the "Who Is CGC?" question was seeing who I could cut from the roster without betraying the core identity of the company. So I'm pretty pleased that the comments and data suggests a narrow focus on DeColts, DaLay, and a couple others archetypes. Big mean heels, female babyface managers, and heel stables. Plus home grown Power House graduates on the undercard. I can use this as an anchor while I go at the rest with a machete. If you want to make an omelette you need to crack a few eggs, and my upper midcard has some 40-year-old, expensive eggs in it.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rayelek" data-cite="Rayelek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Who is CGC?<p> </p><p> Short answer: Dan DaLay, The DeColts, Adrian Garcia, Gargantuan</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Maybe it's because I don't like booking him, but I don't actually agree with Gargantuan. I think big heels are certainly a core part of CGC, but Gargantuan's 2009 debut was just an extreme example of that. In 1997 you had Runaway Train, Mammoth & Land Mass. Right now I have Blockbuster, Dice Elderberry and Texas Pete. I see it as all one tradition, where one can leave and a new giant can take their spot. Losing Gargantuan was like losing... John Cena has been for WWE. Vital for a period of time, but there was a guy in that role before him and there will be a guy after him.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rayelek" data-cite="Rayelek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Longer answer: It all pretty much starts with the DeColts. CGC is, or was, a story about Steve, Alex, Ricky and Jack, not in that order for various reasons. For years, some combination of those 4 has been standing up to evildoers of various sizes, a few for much longer. Since there was Alex, there has been The Giant Among Giants, Dan Dalay. A pretty decent but not amazing big man who would have been a midcard monster in the "big leagues" but flourished opposite the DeColts. Especially when he joins The Elite, as led by Adrian Garcia, who has transitioned from enemy to asset at the commentary table. And as Dalay stopped being the biggest threat to the Golden Family, a new threat emerges, bigger than Dalay, stronger than Jack (maybe), smarter than Alex (probably not?), faster than Ricky (I should stop now, huh?), the mighty Gargantuan. He is the CGC enemy for the next age, the monster to conquer, the problem to solve. If the game had a new generation of DeColts besides Ian Identity, I would say DeColt vs Gargantuan would be the DeColt vs Dalay of the next generation. Any of the side roles (alternate threats, DeColt allies, tag teams and lower card guys) have a lot more flexibility in who fills those roles.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I should download all of the old demos and try to get a sense of the company's history. For fun, I mean. I know in Derek B's 1997 mod Dan DaLay has only just showed up as part of the (amazing) School of Tradition stable, so there's a bit of time between Alex's debut and his best friend getting a job. I love Dan DaLay, and if he ever left or retired I'd be as sad as if Jack went. He's as vital. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The DeColts are the Avengers, and not just that, they're the ones who get solo movies and anchor the franchise, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> The DeColts will always be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to me, although I wonder if I had started playing the promotion today if I would have gone with the Marvel metaphor. Alex is Iron Man. Ricky's Spider-Man. Steve is Thor. Jack is... Hulk? Although even there I'm trying to shove their TMNT personalities into Avengers characters. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Temes1066" data-cite="Temes1066" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Edit: How did Thrill Seeker die?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Sadly unclear. He died in May2018, but no cause of death given. So nothing wacky. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Lloyd" data-cite="The Lloyd" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46917" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I asked Triple I to go up in size in my save and his Star Quality, which was already growing slowly, shot up from 78 to 85. If he had that kind of success with you he'd easily be in your top five SQ surely? And then all you'd need to do is build his popularity slowly.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He's got the tools, he's got the SQ, but he doesn't have the momentum. Alex has beaten him like a drum since 2016, so the fans just see him as a job guy. So I'm writing him as somewhat important, but the crowd aren't buying it. He's not alone it that. Phillipe LaGrenier has even worse momentum, but is helped by his association with Hugh Ancrie, who hasn't been in the company long enough for Alex to truly tank him.</p>
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<p><p>Mystery Opponent vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p></p><p>

<em>Regardless of who it is, he's losing</em></p><p></p><p>

Skip Beau & Diablo DeVille vs <strong>Shane Nelson & Bobby Thomas</strong></p><p></p><p>

<em>Beau has something, Diablos character works too, but I feel Shane and Bobby win cause they need it more</em></p><p></p><p>

<strong>Dirty Dice Elderberry</strong> vs Penfold Perdition</p><p></p><p>

<em>Dice Elderberry is a character I like more than Pengold </em></p><p> </p><p></p><p>

Who on the CGC roster do you think is going to try to cash in on the bounty on Jack's head?</p><p> </p><p></p><p>

Ali seems to be a solid pick and with Maple leaf annoyed with you, I can see why you'd want a strong main event which Jack/Ali should give you</p></p>

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Sunday, Week 2, February 2019

Late Evening on Maple Leaf Sports

Quebec City, Quebec

3,428 in attendance

 

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Davis Ditterich "We are just five days away from our first pay-per-view spectacular of the year "CGC Luck of the Draw", where Blockbuster will defend his CGC World Title against the Battlin' Brainbox Ryan Powell. Those two will have their final words here tonight, but first I'd better shut my trap. There's a DeColt in the ring."

 

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IN-RING

 

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JACK DECOLT

I have to say I'm a little disappointed, Garcia. Last time you put a bounty

on my head I remember a lot more broken bones and trips to the hospital.

Maybe you aren't the top sports agent you once were. Maybe all those

years hiding at the commentary desk has made you soft. You know, thinned

out that all-star talent roster you used to be able to call on at a moment's

notice. Now who do you have? A washed up cowboy and a pint-sized pirate.

Who's next? Or have you decided to take it like a man and fight me at

WrestleFestival?

 

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DRAKE YOUNG

Excuse you? "Soft"? "Like a man"? See, this is exactly what I've been talking

about. Straight white males like you are exactly what's wrong with CGC,

Jack. Perpetuating the patriarchy. Using your microaggresive hate-speech to

force your toxic masculinity down everyone's throats. Can you imagine if a

woman were in charge of CGC, instead of the DeColts? Women have never

started wars. CGC would be a land of peace and prosperity, where people

solved their problems with their words, and not their fists. There would

certainly be nothing as barbaric as a "bounty" on someone's head.

 

JACK DECOLT

So you're not here to collect?

 

DRAKE YOUNG

Oh no, I am. And I'll use the money to fund a safe space for everyone

offended by that ridiculous moustache of yours.

 

DRAKE YOUNG VS JACK DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich "Will Drake be the man... sorry 'person'... to collect the $50,000 bounty on Jack's head?"

 

Offended by Jack's use of the fireman's carry, Young takes it upon himself to punish him for his microaggressions, liberally assaulting with left hooks, left jabs, and progessively more radical knee jerks. Jack notices the lack of diversity in his offense, and runs wild with right hands and shoulder tackles! Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam)! End of Days (Bow & Arrow Sleeper)! Young quickly taps.

 

JACK DECOLT WINS (6:46)

 

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ADRIAN GARCIA

You think this is disappointing, DeColt? I've made a lot of money off of

the backs of CGC talent over the years, and don't you dare underestimate

just how much of that money I'm willing to spend to keep you far, far

away from WrestleFestival. $50,000 not enough to get the job done? I

just upped my price. $100,000 to the man who can take out Jack DeColt!

I think you'll find I now have no shortage of volunteers.

 

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SAYEED ALI slides into the ring and attacks Jack from behind. CGC Security swoop in to detain him, but Ali looks satisfied with his actions for now.

 

SAYEED ALI

Finally something worth getting out of bed for. I'm gonna go put my

boots on. You better be here when I get back, DeColt. Don't make me

come find you. Garcia, it's your lucky day. You just hired an East

Side Assassin.

 

FAITH tries to wave to the fans but Ali drags her up the ramp by the wrist.

 

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LOCKER ROOM

 

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JENNY PLAYMATE

I've been wracking my brain all week trying to find a fair way to choose

which of you gets to fight Dice Elderberry at WrestleFestival, and I think

I've got it.

 

Jenny puts a filthy cooking contraption on the table with a squelchy thud.

 

JENNY PLAYMATE

This is a slow cooker I bought at a yard sale earlier today. As far as I

can tell it has never been washed. I don't know much about the previous

owners but I'd guess their diet was... 'cabbage-y'. Inside I have added

motor oil from The Gear-Heads, some chemicals from Ryan Powell's lab,

Bobby Thomas' sweatiest kneepad, and half a chicken that Penfold found

under his bed. This has been simmering at a low heat for the past 4 hours.

Stench is Dirty Dice's most potent weapon, so whichever one of you can

stay in the room with this simmering monstrosity the longest, gets the

match. Sound fair? Good. Ready? GO!

 

Jenny pulls the lid off of the slow cooker and flees, slamming the door behind her. Mario is afraid. Ian holds his breath.

 

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DIRTY DICE ELDERBERRY VS PENFOLD PERDITION /w Jenny Playmate

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Davis Ditterich "Fighting fit at a trim 399lbs, Penfold embarassed Dice Elderberry last week when he knocked him out of the ring with a mighty belly butt."

 

Belching and farting, Elderberry shoves the rookie's face into every nook and cranny on his disgusting body, but can't knock the Hawaiian over with any of his patented belly butts. Jenny Playmate reminds her client to throw his own weight around, forcing Dice to rethink his strategy. He tricks Penfold with "Look over there!" sucker punches him, and lays him out with a DDT.

 

DIRTY DICE ELDERBERRY WINS (5:06)

 

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BACKSTAGE

 

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IAN IDENTITY bursts out of the room, falling to his knees and gasping for air. Moments later, he's followed by a celebrating MARIO DaSILVA.

 

MARIO DaSILVA

Ha! Victory is mine! At 'Luck of the Draw' I'm going to turn that festering

slob Dice Elderberry into a work of art. The pain etched across his face

will... will... I...

 

Overwhelmed by the foul smell. Mario throws up. Victoriously.

 

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AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK

 

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HAILEY HUNTER

Alex DeColt has sent me on a mission; to hunt down Australia's most

elusive tag team. This county is vast, yet everywhere I go I hear whispers.

Rumours of an unbeatable duo. Legends of a team banned from

competing by the Australian wrestling leagues for bloodshed, brutality,

and biting a man's ear off. I'm almost afraid of the moment when I actually find-

 

Swing a swing of her machete, Hailey cuts through the bush and finds herself... on a lovely beach, complete with barbeques and surfing.

 

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RUSTY MILLS

G'Day mate. Fancy a coldie?

 

DONOVAN BOON

Looks like someone finally remembered us, Rust.

 

RUSTY MILLS

Too right, Dono. Too right.

 

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DIABLO DEVILLE & SKIP BEAU

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BOBBY THOMAS & SHANE NELSON

 

Davis DItterich "Skip took the coward's way out last time Shane Nelson challenged him for the CGC Canadian Title. Shane gets his rematch at 'Luck of the Draw'."

 

Bobby is happy to share his old Specialist/Virtuoso moves with a fellow tag team veteran, but Shane isn't comfortable doing the same. Diablo uses his inhuman quickness to send Bobby to hell and feed off of his suffering, until Shane gets back in. Dropkicks! Monkey Flips! Skip begs for mercy, but Shane gives none. Clash of Styles (Inverted Headlock Backbreaker! Hellfire Kick (Backflip Kick) to Shane! Specialist Touch (Single Arm DDT) to Diablo! Skip rolls Bobby up, pulls the tights, and gets his feet on the ropes for good measure. 1. 2. 3.

 

SKIP BEAU & DIABLO DEVILLE WIN (13:36)

 

Davis Ditterich "Skip weasels his way to victory tonight, but will he be so lucky when Shane Nelson gets his Canadian Title rematch?"

 

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IN-RING

 

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RYAN POWELL

Ahead of my CGC World Title match with Blockbuster this Friday at

'Luck of the Draw', I have been looking into the harmful effects of his

entrance music on human ears. Hearing damage can occur from as few

as 85 decibels, and a typical rock concert plays at 110 decibels, the same

as a jackhammer, but I've calculated the volume of Blockbuster's

speaker system at a highly unneccessary 121 decibels, for those in

the front row at least. That becomes harmful in 7.0257 seconds! With

Blockbuster's lumbering gait it takes him at least 45 seconds to get

into the ring, so that's causing catastophic damage to everyone in

the first dozen rows.

 

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BLOCKBUSTER

I didn't follow much of that nerd talk, but what you're saying is... I need

to set up more speakers. All throughout the arena, so that everyone can

experience my music the way it's meant to be experienced, not just the

dweebs in the front rows.

 

RYAN POWELL

No, that's not what I meant-

 

BLOCKBUSTER

I don't care what you meant, nerd! You're just another old man complaining

about my music. Just like Bobby Thomas and Shane Nelson and Alex

DeColt. I'm the Champion so I can do what I want.

 

RYAN POWELL

Then the only logical solution is for me to take the title from you.

 

BLOCKBUSTER

Oh yeah? And how do you plan to do that?

 

RYAN POWELL

By exploting your weakness, of course.

 

BLOCKBUSTER

What weakness? I don't have a weakness.

 

RYAN POWELL

Of course you do. A rather obvious one. Although I had to rewatch

your matches with Bobby and Shane multiple time in order to see it.

 

Blockbuster tries to laugh it off, but he's worried. He thinks hard.... and chooses to fight words with violence! He hoists Powell up for the BusterBomb (Turnbuckle Powerbomb)- but Powell leans backwards at the last moment, flinging Blockbuster's into the turnbuckles with a hurancanrana!

 

"Bazumbo!"

 

Powell leaves through the crowd victorious. Blockbuster is enraged.

 

Davis Ditterich "What a counter! The BusterBomb has been Blockbuster's most reliable finishing move. Has Powell found the key to beating him? Will we see a new Champion at 'Luck of the Draw'?"

 

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This Friday!

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CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau

CGC Tag Team Titles: DaLay & Son vs The Gear Heads

Luck of the Draw Match: Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

The debut of the Woolabonga Bongans

 

... and Alex DeColt reveals the Special Guest Host for this year's WrestleFestival

 

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/w Faith SAYEED ALI VS JACK DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich "Faith was so excited to introduce her new New York City boyfriend to the world in November... but we haven't seen much of her since then."

 

Sayeed yells at Faith for jumping up and down too excitedly at ringside, and when Jack checks to see if the poor girl is okay he's blindsided by an East Coast Forearm. Ali abandons the ring, taking the fight to the streets where he feels most at home and using the environment to his destructive advantage. Every time Jack gets the upperhand, Sayeed foils him by putting Faith or an innocent bystander in harms way. In trouble, Jack thinks fast, picks up Ali, and carries him into the ring! No wonder Sayeed wanted out, he barely knows how to run the ropes and seems confused by the turnbuckles. Jack dusts off his amateur wrestling skills to keep Ali from heading back out to the streets, before going wild with right hands and shoulder tackles and Punching! Him! In! The! Face! Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam)! 1... 2... Ali kicks out and Jack calls for DeColt Lega-

 

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Phillipe LaGrenier, Hugh Ancrie, Drake Young & Dermott Ayres burst into the ring and attack Jack! Referee Jez MacArthur calls for the bell.

 

JACK DECOLT WINS VIA DQ (15:04)

 

CGC Security flood in to seperate the attackers from their prey.

 

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ADRIAN GARCIA

Like I said, DeColt. I think you'll find that with $100,000 on offer, I have no

shortage of volunteers to take you out. One last chance to back out. I

don't want to fight you, and you don't need to fight me. I can keep my

money and we can part as friends... or you're going to the hospital and

one of these men is going to be $100,000 richer.

 

JACK DECOLT

You make a good point, Garcia. Looking at all of these fine competitors you've

gathered to take your blood money, I'm a little worried. I mean, with only six

weeks until WrestleFestival I'm not sure how I'll find time to beat the hell out

of all of them in singles matches. So how about I take them all on at once instead?

This Friday. Luck of the Draw. Battle Royale. Weapons legal! I'm not backing out,

Garcia, no way no how! There's not a power on this earth that's going to stop me

from getting you in the ring at WrestleFestival and pummelling you into

oblivion! One punch for every time you've tried to destroy me and my family!

You've been a pain in my ass for eighteen years, and at WrestleFestival

you're finally going to learn first-hand WHO RULE???

 

"DECOLTS RULE!"

 

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Drake Young accepts the bounty . . . B-

DRAKE YOUNG VS JACK DECOLT . . C-

Adrian Garcia raises his price . . . B-

Dice Bucket Challenge . . . C-

DIRTY DICE ELDERBERRY VS PENFOLD PERDITION . . . D-

Dice Bucket Challenge Ends . . . D+

Woolabonga Bogans D-

BEAU & DEVILLE VS BOBBY & SHANE . . . C-

Powell & Blockbuster Confrontation . . . C+

SAYEED ALI VS JACK DECOLT . . . B-

Garcia & Jack Final words . . . B+

 

Final Rating . . . B-

0.84 rating on Maple Leaf Sports (up from 0.77 last week)

 

 

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When in doubt, unleash The Wild Man. Jack DeColt is 41 at this point, but he isn't showing his age yet, so can always be called upon to deliver his share of main events. I can't have him headline every show however (boring) so I need to have a second pillar, which for this cycle has been Blockbuster. Who is mostly delivering. I was pleased with his promo tonight, but he's clearly in a different universe to Jack DeColt.

 

- Drake has negative chemistry with Jack, which kind of puts a ceiling on how high up the card he can go for now.

- Dice vs Perdition was "a terrible wrestling match" but I expected it to be. Just proud of Penfold.

- At least Blockbuster's a big fan of Ian Identity. He made sure to praise his buddy's pre-show performance after the show. I don't know exactly how kliqs form in this game, but there's a certain group of guys making fast friends backstage.

- The excellent team of Rusty Mills and Donovan Boon make their first TV appearence. They were supposed to be in skits all month, but kept getting pushed back. Sometimes I struggle to write things in time.

- Hired a couple of local guys for one-shot deals to try things out on the pre-show. Which is so much fun. Feels like I'm helping the industry to give a talented but unemployed guy like Hudson Drake a match. I like the idea of a small regular roster, then a rotating bunch of undercarders based on location.

 

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This Friday, at 'CGC Luck of the Draw'...

 

CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster ©

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs The Gear-Heads ©

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau ©

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

 

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night?

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Hired a couple of local guys for one-shot deals to try things out on the pre-show. Which is so much fun. Feels like I'm helping the industry to give a talented but unemployed guy like Hudson Drake a match. I like the idea of a small regular roster, then a rotating bunch of undercarders based on location.
The Jun Akiyama Model. :p

 

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night?

 

Shane Nelson vs. Skip Beau.

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Really looking forward to this show!!

 

CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster ©

I just don't see that Ryan is on Blockbuster's level. Blockbuster isn't on Jack DeColt's level, but a lengthy reign as Champion will help grow him.

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs The Gear-Heads ©

I'm going against my gut here, due to you confessing your undying love for Dan DaLay.

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau ©

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

Has to be Jack right? I could see Ali getting a win, but his popularity can't be anywhere near Jack's.

 

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night? I'd like it to be 'Sugar' Shane Nelson vs Skip 'The Flow' Beau

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Awesome show!

 

CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster ©

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs The Gear-Heads ©

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau ©

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

 

MotN: I'm gonna trust in Blockbuster to pull it off in the main.

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CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster ©

I like Blockbuster as champ, it's different and a "CGC" guy so fits the model and I dont see a career renaissance for Powell now so

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs The Gear-Heads ©

I'll go DaLay. I like The Gear Heads but I have a love for DaLay much like yourself

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau ©

Skil has more of a future in the company

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

Mario isn't the guy to beat Dice

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

Debut win over jobbers

Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

I'll give Ali the nod though, Jack will prob win this. I just dont think he needs it, Ali wins but Jack escapes without kuch harm if any

 

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night? Tough. Give me the battle royal thanka to the DeColt factor

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<p>CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs <strong>Blockbuster ©</strong></p><p>

<em>He's a loathsome little tick but at least he's delivering some decent ratings, and to be fair I believe in Blockbuster as champ more than Ryan Powell</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Tag Team Title: <strong>DaLay & Son</strong> vs The Gear-Heads ©</p><p>

<em>The Gear-Heads are genuinely cool but DaLay and Son are great fun</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Canadian Title: <strong>Shane Nelson</strong> vs Skip Beau ©</p><p>

<em>There's a shortage of interesting, well-pushed faces in CGC at the moment so giving Shane the belt seems like a good way to counterbalance that</em></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs <strong>Mario DaSilva</strong></p><p>

<em>See above, really</em></p><p> </p><p>

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs <strong>Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)</strong></p><p>

<em>Cos they got an actual vignette intro</em></p><p> </p><p>

Random Weapons Battle Royale: <strong>Jack DeColt</strong> vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity</p><p>

<em>Do I even need to explain?</em></p><p> </p><p>

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night? <em>I'd guess the world title match</em></p>

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<p>CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs <strong>Blockbuster ©</strong></p><p>

<em>For me, this is a tough one since I´m usually were strick on not putting less popular workers over more popular ones, espesially if there´s a big popularity difference like in this case. That said, you need to build new stars and Blockbuster is already pushed, being the current champion and has delivered decently well so win over Powell could solify his push. Also, Powell´s gimmick is not something I would expect to see on your main champion so that´s another point against Powell so guess I throw away my usual popularity bias and go with Blockbuster instead.</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs <strong>The Gear-Heads ©</strong></p><p>

<em>Even if Dan is one of the top three guys popularity wise, I don´t see Robin being ready for a title run just yet and him taking the fall shouldn´t hurt Dan that much.</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs <strong>Skip Beau ©</strong></p><p>

<em>Yet another tough one. My first instinct is to pick Nelson simply because I feel that Skip has been presented as pretty weak champion so far but on the other hand, he´s one of the more over younger guys and you didn´t list him as one of those with bad momentum either so I´m guessing his momentum ain´t super bad and that paired with the obvious need to push younger guys makes me pick him over Nelson even if my instincts srceam against it.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs <strong>Mario DaSilva</strong></p><p>

<em>Da Silva was one of those who´s momentum was bad so I could see him losing here but Elderberry have had the upper hand so far so I´m feeling that Playmate´s team needs a win here if you plan to use them as more than comedy relief group. Oh, and also, it´s another case of younger guy going over because you need to build your future stars up.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs <strong>Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)</strong></p><p>

<em>And yet another one were the popularity difference makes me hesitate but considering they already getting angles, I´d assume Bogans are here to help your tag division and not just act as jobbers so I go with them over established team espesially with Atherton being yet another one who had bad momentum.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Random Weapons Battle Royale: <strong>Jack DeColt</strong> vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity</p><p>

<em>Jack just doesn´t lose and none of his opponents ain´t big enough name to go over him even in multiman match (Well, maybe Ali could but I´m bit doubful on that).</em></p><p> </p><p>

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night?</p><p>

<em>With popularity based product and the huge difference on popularity between top three and everyone else, I would except that either DaLay, Jack or Powell will be in the match of the night each and every show (until other´s are build up on similar popularity level that is) and of those three, I´m actually picking Powell this time as I feel that he has better quality opponent than Dan and Jack and only one guy instead of multiple other guys being in the match so </em><em><strong>Powell vs. Blockbuster</strong></em><em> would be my answer.</em></p>

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CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster ©

 

I feel is too soon for the World Title to change hands and I see blockbuster has evolved into a credible champion, and I think he can draw better than Powell right now, theres no credible reason for him to drop the championship right now.

 

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs The Gear-Heads ©

 

I dont know how two years might have changed their popularities exactly but I can still see Dan being one of the most recognisible names of CGC, I would even go as far as to assume that he is the second most popular active wrestler after DeColt, I Just think age finally caught up to him so you transitioned him out the main event scene to the tag division, and is an intelligent strategy, you have Dan as this man who cant wrestle like before but is still ridicuosly over and you have robin a young maleable wrestler who can get better but that isnt over, the strategy is to have Robin fight the match while Dan enters sporadically and finally enters only to hit his finisher and pin, that way rivals cant complain on losing the match, Robin gets to rub some of Dans popularity, and Dans body doesnt tank the match grade, again going for the title change because as I said you need champions who can draw right now, and Dalay can draw and carry his son more than the Gear-Heads could as champions.

 

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau ©

 

I dont know why but I just feel there is a change coming, mostly with Beau being incapable of getting the job done and winning against Nelson one on one, I feel that the title match he was given in TV was a test on how the fans would r eact to him winning the title, and I have seen Nelson overperforming while I feel Beau is underperforming, maybe he needs to lose his title to begin rebuilding himself, but for now you need champions who can draw and Nelson can draw, in the midcard, now that he is out the main even scene.

 

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

 

Is actually strange to see the dirty white boys be separated and not only that but also Lead Belly as a heel and Grease Hogg as a face, but thats the fun of this scenario, dealing with the craziness that is TEW, now into they storyline I think this story surprisingly is going into wrestlefestival, because of the Playmate guys, I think the one who is going to beat Elderberry is Ian Identity, because compared to his teammates he is the one with talent and a good future, you only need to counteract that dreadful momentum.

 

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

 

This match is a last minute match, the other team has just been kind of there losing some matches, so I have reasons to assume this match is to give the new guys a win on their debut, I just have a doubt did you make The Duo available in Canada or did that happen on its own, and did they were really unemployed or did you poach them from APW.

 

Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

 

This is nothing out of the ordinary for Jack DeColt this is simply another match where he is against the odds but he will continue to win and continue his good momentum, I think we will see the real challengers the ones who can actually be dangerous to him and prevent him from casting his wish closer to wrestlefestival, right now he is only fighting the lower ranks, the big guns come later.

 

Because I'm not too sure myself, what do you think will be match of the night? Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

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Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

 

This match is a last minute match, the other team has just been kind of there losing some matches, so I have reasons to assume this match is to give the new guys a win on their debut, I just have a doubt did you make The Duo available in Canada or did that happen on its own, and did they were really unemployed or did you poach them from APW.

 

They were one of the interesting finds in this data, as both were let go from APW in early 2017. Mills has been unemployed since then, and while Boon had a handful of matches on independents and a short DIW run, both became desperate enough for work that they expanded their horizons.

 

They should have debuted earlier, with more skits, but I've found it surprisingly difficult to translate them to the written word. I'm hoping that it'll get easier once they get stuck in.

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CGC World Title: Ryan Powell vs Blockbuster ©

CGC Tag Team Title: DaLay & Son vs The Gear-Heads ©

CGC Canadian Title: Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau ©

Luck of the Draw Match: Dirty Dice Elderberry vs Mario DaSilva

Illegally Blonde (Atherton & Cash) vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

Random Weapons Battle Royale: Jack DeColt vs Dermott Ayres vs Drake Young vs Hugh Ancrie vs Phillipe LaGrenier vs Hugh DeArrrske vs Sayeed Ali vs Texas Pete vs Penfold Perdition vs Ian Identity

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Friday, Week 3, February 2019

Live on PPV Services

Vancouver, British Columbia

7,015 in attendance

 

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Davis Ditterich "Welcome to the one night of the year where weapons are legal, but which one will you get? It's all down to the 'Luck of the Draw'!

Adrian Garcia "Tonight, dominant CGC World Champion defends his title and his gigantic speaker system against Punchin' Poindexter Ryan Powell."

Davis Ditterich "Dan DaLay leads his boy into battle to try to become the first ever Father & Son tag team champions."

Adrian Garcia "... and we find out who will injure Jack DeColt and take home the bounty; $100,000 from my own pocket. Bring out the weapons!"

 

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LUCK OF THE DRAW MATCH

 

DIRTY DICE ELDERBERRY VS MARIO DaSILVA

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DICE ELDERBERRY DRAWS... RAG ON A STICK

MARIO DaSILVA DRAWS... RIBBON

 

Davis Ditterich "Jenny Playmate has chosen to stay with her clients... but is there anything she can do that will help Mario overcome this filthy beast?"

 

Dice laughs at Mario's weapon, but clearly doesn't have much experience with his own. The Tapout Artist uses the ribbon to tie up Dice into his latest masterpiece, twisting his limbs into beautifully horrific contortions. Dice farts and belches his way free, his stench preventing Mario from keeping hold of any submissions... until Jenny gets an idea. She takes a hair pin and puts it on Mario's nose, blocking the stench. Now nothing can stop DaSilva from locking in any submission he sets his mind to. Guillotine! Americana! Kimura! Dice taps!

 

MARIO DA SILVA WINS (8:16)

 

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BACKSTAGE

 

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Still wearing her outback safari outfit, HAILEY HUNTER has a big presentation for ALEX DECOLT and various other CGC officials. Something hidden under a large sheet.

 

HAILEY HUNTER

After many weeks of searching, I have found what you asked for. You

wanted the tag team of tag teams; the most dangerous Duo in the Australian

Outback... They are here tonight. I present to you the Woolabonga Bogans.

 

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Hunter whips off the sheet to reveal a cage, the type usually reserved for dangerous animals. Inside, DONOVAN BOON is doing pull ups on the bars, while RUSTY MILLS wakes up from a nap in a makeshift hammock.

 

ALEX DECOLT

Is the cage really necessary?

 

HAILEY HUNTER

Until I figure out which one of them bit that guy's ear off, I'm not

taking any chances.

 

RUSTY MILLS

That was all just a misunderstanding. As in, that daggy creep misunderstood

that if he pulled a spoon out of his budgiesmugglers, Dono here would have

no choice but to dole out some koala justice. But then the commish got his

knickers in a twist, on account of the bleedin' and the screamin' and what

happened to the referoo back in Humpybong, and here we are. Where

are we anyway?

 

DONOVAN BOON

Bit nippy.

 

RUSTY MILLS

Too right, Dono. Too right.

 

HAILEY HUNTER

Is this a bad time to tell you about my 'No Refunds' policy?

 

ALEX DECOLT

I don't think that will be necessary. Impressive work, Hailey. We'll be

in touch about your next assignment. Now let's see what these guys can do.

 

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Malik Cash & Jaime Atherton

ILLEGALLY BLONDE

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WOOLABONGA BOGANS

Rusty Mills & Donovan Boon

 

Davis Ditterich "Hailey Hunter scours the globe for the finest talent to bring to CGC. How will this Australian tag team measure up?"

 

Rusty takes Atherton down under with some classic Aussie pranking, while Donovan unleashes Kangeroo-Fu, didgeridooing powerful kicks and knees from the clinch. The Blondes try desperately to steal an advantage, but the scuzzy Aussie duo use quick tags and ultra-smooth double teams to foil their every attempt, and hit the Billabong Boomerang (Slingshot into a Spinning Heel Kick) for the win.

 

WOOLABONGA BOGANS WIN (7:50)

 

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GREASER

Ain't no surprise to me that Hailey Hunter found such a promising team

to come to CGC. CGC has always attracted great tag teams, and I've been

lucky enough to kick the asses of most of 'em. I've taken out teams of

friends, teams of enemies, brothers, neighbours, colleagues, clones,

past & present versions of the same guy... But never have I ever

fought a Father & Son before. Never a boy and his Pa.

 

TORQUE

Dan DaLay! You fancy yourself a teacher but you're still making schoolboy

errors! When you let your kid destroy our bikes you signed a permission slip

to Hell, and now we're the ones who will teach you both a lesson you'll

never forget!!!

 

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CGC CANADIAN TITLE MATCH

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SHANE NELSON VS SKIP BEAU ©

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Davis Ditterich "The only way Skip was able to keep his title last time these two met was by fleeing. Shane's going to leave him nowhere to run tonight."

 

Referee Jez MacArthur confiscates Skip's brass knuckles and Shane goes bananas with dropkicks and monkey flips. The Champion begs for mercy, but Shane isn't falling for it. Clash of Styles (Inverted Headlock Backbreaker)! 1... 2... Beau kicks out and flees, seemingly looking for a count out... but when Nelson goes to fetch him Beau surprises him with a slam on the ramp!

 

Beau unleashes repeateded backbreakers, taking every shortcut he can to keep the advantage, but no amount of hair pulling can keep Nelson down for long. He bounces off the ropes at impossible angles, smashing into Beau from directions the champion didn't even know existed. Skip flees again, but Shane wipes him out with a plancha and throws him back! He climbs up top for the Daredevil Drop (Senton Bomb)... but Skip moves at the last moment. Roll up! Handful of Tights! Feet of the Ropes! 1... 2... 3!

 

SKIP BEAU RETAINS (9:58)

 

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DAN DALAY

Look at my boy! Six weeks into his CGC career and already has himself

his first title shot! You wanna know why? Because he's just like his old

man. Just as big. Just as strong. And he's gonna be just as smart too.

Look at how I tricked those greasy dorks into giving us exactly what

we want! All it took was a little property damage and they're practically

handing us those titles. Get ready for history, CGC, get ready for the first

Father & Son tag team champions!

 

ROBIN DALAY

Yeah!

 

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CGC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Dan & Robin

DALAY & SON

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THE GEAR-HEADS

Greaser & Torque

 

Davis Ditterich "Dan DaLay has manipulated his way into getting a title shot, but has he bitten off more than his son can chew? What weapons will luck provide?"

 

DALAY & SON DRAW... TRASH CANS

GEAR-HEADS DRAW... KENDO STICKS

 

The Gear-Heads waste no time dismantling their opponents with their kendo sticks. Hogg takes advantage of Robin's inexperience to steal his trashcan and wail on him with it, until DaLay saves his boy with a Big Boot. Torque launches at the salty vet with a High Cross, but Big Daddy catches him and bullies the bite-sized biker around the ring, taking the time to teach his son the best way to keep slippery devils under control. Mostly by stepping on them. Robin isn't the fastest learner however, taking his eye off the ball and his foot off the Torque... who burns rubber to make the tag!

 

Hogg empties out his toobox; hammering, wrenching and drilling the challengers, taking them apart with his kendo stick... but there are two DaLays to deal with and Robin has his trash can back. Torque springboards in with another High Cross, and Robin tries to follow in his father's footsteps and catch it... but he lacks his father's size and powers and crumples, leaving DaLay Sr alone with the tag team champions. Grease Spot (High Knee)! Pedal to the Metal (Curb Stomp)! Hoggs Can Fly (2nd Rope Splash)! 1... 2... 3!

 

THE GEAR-HEADS RETAIN (10:48)

 

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LOCKER ROOM

 

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ADRIAN GARCIA

I am thrilled that so many of you fine gentlemen have taken me up

on my offer. Jack DeColt must be stopped, and I'm now willing to pay

$100,000 to the man that can put him out of action. Ideally permanantly,

but I'll settle for a couple of months. There's 9 of you, 1 of him, and a

lot of weapons at your disposal. Any questions?

 

The assorted ruffians crack their knuckles and shake their heads... except for Ian Identity, who raises his hand.

 

IAN IDENTITY

Just one. Is that $100,000 each?

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

I... No, not each. What part of "the man" did you not understand? Why

are you even here?

 

IAN IDENTITY

Penfold found cake. But what if Royal Fail pin him down and Cap'n

Arrrrrse-hat shatters one of Jack's kneecaps? What happens then?

Does Hugh get all the money? Is it split 3 ways? Who gets the left

over penny?

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

I don't... You just... Figure it out. Trust me when I say that whoever

takes Jack DeColt out will be handsomely rewarded.

 

Adrian Garcia leaves before any more foolish questions can be thrown his way. The assorted ruffians glare at each other.

 

HUGH DE ARRRSKE

I not be splittin' me treasure with none of you scurvy landlubbers.

 

DRAKE YOUNG

Personally I think that if anyone should get extra shares of the

bounty, it should be the minority members in the room.

 

SAYEED ALI

I don't need charity from you!

 

The villains look about ready to kill each other and Ian Identity is having a blast watching. Penfold shares a piece of his cake with him.

 

IAN IDENTITY (whispering)

You're really taking this diet seriously, man. I'm proud of you.

 

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10-MAN LUCK OF THE DRAW ELIMINATION MATCH

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DERMOTT AYRES DRAWS... CHAIR

DRAKE YOUNG DRAWS... NUNCHUCKS

JACK DECOLT DRAWS... TEDDY BEAR

HUGH DeARRRSKE DRAWS... ROLL OF QUARTERS

HUGH ANCRIE DRAWS... GIANT BAG OF POPCORN

K-SQUARED DRAWS... FIRE EXTINGUISHER

IAN IDENTITY DRAWS... NOKIA 3310

PENFOLD PERDITION DRAWS... TENNIS RACKET

SAYEED ALI DRAWS... SHOVEL

PHILLIPE LaGRENIER DRAWS... UMBRELLA

 

Davis Ditterich "Ten men. Ten weapons. Eliminations by pinfall or submission. Sole Survivor wins, but the real prize goes to whoever can injure Jack DeColt."

 

The bounty hunters surround and swarm Jack DeColt, who fends them off as long as he can, but his 'weapon' is useless and the numbers are insurmountable. Stamps. Left hooks. Killer beats from the raptastic K-Squared. Pokes and prods and thwacks from the assorted weapons. The weaker Jack gets the more selfish the bounty hunters become, and they start fighting amongst themselves.

 

Sayeed buries Ayres with his shovel! K-Squared uses his fire extinguisher like he's trying to put out his own mix tape, but falls to a shot from the Ian-Destructible Nokia. Ancrie catches Penfold tucking into his giant bag of popcorn, distracts him with the teddy bear, and posts him. De Arrrske hits Identity with the roll of quarters, but when he stops to collect his doubloons gets wrapped up in LaGrenier's small package.

 

DERMOT AYRES, K-SQUARED, PENFOLD PERDITION & HUGH DE ASKE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED

 

With some room to breathe, Jack runs wild with right hands and shoulder tackles! Ali swings his shovel but Jack can't be buried. Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam)! Young refuses to use his nunchucks, because cultural appropriation, so Jack takes them from him and uses them to choke him out in a modified End of Days (Bow & Arrow Sleeper... with nunchucks).

 

SAYEED ALI & DRAKE YOUNG HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED

 

The only two men to have not turned on each other, Express Delivery team up to deliver Jack to suplex city and break the tennis racket and umbrella over his back. But they forgot about Ian! Intense Clotheslines! Incredible Dropkick! Intrepid Arrow on Ancrie! Wild Ride on LaGrenier!

 

HUGH ANCRIE & PHILLIPE LAGRENIER HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED

 

It's down to Jack DeColt and Ian Identity and the only weapon that's survived this far. The Nokia 3310. Young Ian gets to it quicker, but kicks it out of the ring. He wants to fight Jack man to man.

 

Adrian Garcia "No! You idiot!"

 

Jack's happy to throw hands. Intense forearms! Wild right hands! Ian actually seems to be getting the upper hand, but goes for the Intrepid Arrow (Arrow Suplex) too early and Jack slips free! Wild Ride! 1... 2... 3!

 

JACK DECOLT WINS (14:45)

 

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ALEX DECOLT

In the years that my father George DeColt ran this company, his pride

and joy was the DeColt WrestleFestival. Deep in the heart of Bearberry

Field, it's a magical weekend festival of rides, games, music, comedy,

and of course, the two night wrestling extravaganza live on PPV. Even

now he's retired, it's his favourite time of the year, and now it's my

responsibility to keep tradition alive and make this year's WrestleFestival

the very best it can be. And every great WrestleFestival needs a great host.

 

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Jack Bruce is hosting The 2019 DeColt WrestleFestival!

5 Weeks Away

 

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CGC WORLD TITLE MATCH

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RYAN POWELL VS BLOCKBUSTER ©

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Davis Ditterich "Blockbuster has cut a path of destruction so far, defending his CGC World Title against all comers, but Ryan Powell has found a flaw in his game. Will we crown a new champion tonight?"

 

Blockbuster tries to jump the challenger, figuring he'd be disorientated by the extra-loud entrance music, but Powell avoids him with ease. Thanks to a pair of handy ear plugs he didn't hear a thing.

 

Learning from previous challengers, Powell uses his mobility like Shane, and attacks the joints like Bobby. The brawling braniac is using his head... so Blockbuster responds in kind. Head-Banging. Thrashing. Shredding. Blockbuster beats Powell like a drum, but every time he goes for the BusterBomb, Ryan counters with the hurancanranna. Blockbuster is frustrated. He has no backup plan.

 

Powell takes advantage of his confusion Nerd Raaaaaaage! Speed of The Flash! Hammer of Thor! Bazinga! Bazumba! Bazongo! Crossbody off the Top! 1... 2... pulls something outside of his tights... It's a remote control. Blockbuster presses play and his theme music BLASTS OUT OF THE IN-RING SPEAKER SYSTEM. Powell covers his ears. His tinitus! Blockbuster takes advantage with a BusterBomb! 1... 2... 3.

 

BLOCKBUSTER RETAINS (12:50)

 

Blockbuster stands over the fallen challenger, holding his CGC World Title belt aloft as his heavy metal music blasts out of in-ring speaker system and gets louder and louder and LOUDER and LOUDER and...

 

... but he isn't done. Enraged and embarassed at the trouble Powell caused him, Blockbuster rips the pad off of the top turnbuckle and gives Powell a devastating BusterBomb onto the exposed steel! CGC Security flood the ring...but Blockbuster's satisfied and Powell isn't moving.

 

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DIRTY DICE ELDERBERRY VS MARIO DASILVA . . . D-

Introduced Bogans D+

ILLEGALLY BLONDE VS WOOLABONGA BOGANS . . . D-

Gear Heads Promo . . . C-

SHANE NELSON VS SKIP BEAU . . . C

Dan DaLay Promo . . . B-

DALAY & SON VS GEAR-HEADS . . . C

Garcia's troops . . . C-

BOUNTY BATTLE ROYALE . . . C

Alex's Announcement . . . A

RYAN POWELL VS BLOCKBUSTER . . . C

Post Match Attack . . . B-

 

Final Rating . . . C+

International Viewership Rating: 0.06 (34,475 buys)

 

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Match of the night was the Jack DeColt cluster, keeping his PPV record alive for the past... well, probably every show since Alex retired. It was close though. The main event was within a point of beating it, even with stamina issues and time decline.

 

Texas Pete showed up drunk and had to be sent home, so I decided that should be permanent. I don't mind a flakey main event heel (actually works for my Monster of the Week booking) but folks get angry when wrestling a drunkard, and I don't want to make Jack mad. Luckily former CGC undercard talent K-Squared was backstage, so took Pete's spot on a 1-night-deal. He did well. He's a sentimental favourite of mine.

 

Jack Bruce is coming! After SWF decided he was too old to be offered a new contract, I snapped him up. While I'm kind of trading one main event player for another, he'll be in a different spot to Pete. At $10k a pop he won't be part of the regular roster. As guest host I need to research other interpretations of Jack Bruce, so if anyone has any suggestions of excellant SWF diaries so I can get a sense for the character I'm all ears.

 

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Bit mean, TEW. He just being himself.

 

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This Sunday on CGC Title Bout Wrestling

 

Dan DaLay vs Torque

Express Delivery & Hugh De Arrrske vs Pin Point & Penfold Perdition

Drake Young & Dermott Ayres vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

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<p><strong>Dan DaLay</strong> vs Torque</p><p>

<em>I can hinestly say I dont know who Torque is</em></p><p>

Express Delivery & Hugh De Arrrske vs <strong>Pinpoint & Penfold Perdition</strong></p><p>

<em>Cause why not</em></p><p>

Drake Young & Dermott Ayres vs <strong>Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)</strong></p><p>

<em>Ayres still getting a payday, fair play. </em></p><p> </p><p>

<em>Jack Bruce in CGC, not sure how I'd play him. Maybe a little like Steve was in FCK</em></p>

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<p>LOVED that show, and excited for Bruce to show up!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dan DaLay</strong> vs Torque</p><p>

Express Delivery & Hugh De Arrrske vs <strong>Pin Point & Penfold Perdition</strong></p><p>

Drake Young & Dermott Ayres vs<strong> Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)</strong></p>

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Dan DaLay vs Torque

 

For me this is the logical outcome, I can understand the reasoning on not giving the Dalays the titles yet, mostly Robin is too green and needs to pay his dues, and I dont know when the gearheads formed but I assume they have been decent champions, so i can see why they retained, but in this match is arguably the Higher member of the Dalays against the Lower member of the Gearheads, as Dalay I still assume is probably your second or third more over guy in your main event behind Jack, in another post I said why I dont see you using him as main event, and Robin is young and green so he deosnt have the momentum and the popularity, meanwhile Greaser is the more established member of the tag champions, being in CGC the longest having more exposure and the size on the team, meanwhile Torque was hired somewhat recently so he isnt as known to the fans as Greaser, Torque is a good wrestler maybe even the Technician of the team, but he looks like the Lackey of Greaser instead of two bikers they seem like the biker and his mechanic torque who just happens to be part of the bike gang but not a biker in his own right, so he not only is the lesser member of the group but is facing someone out of his league right now.

 

Express Delivery & Hugh De Arrrske vs Pin Point & Penfold Perdition

 

I feel that after finally defeating Elderberry, Playmate Guys will go into a good streak after showing all the training they have done and the adversities they have fought, also you actually need to begin repairing Identity's momentum ASAP, he is main eventer waiting to happen you just have to relit that fire with the fans.

 

Drake Young & Dermott Ayres vs Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)

 

For me Young and Ayres are two wrestlers that are in the bottom of the barrell similarly to Atherton and Cash, it seems two me they arent wrestlers that usually win, which make me think this is another win for Mills and Boon, mostly because this time it isnt even a real team what they are facing, and it makes sense they beat first a real team, because it was on PPV, even for a debut you want PPV matches to be a little higher end, but this one is on TV and in all ways Ayres and Young arent as good as Atherton and Cash, to my knowledge they arent a real team, I dont think we have seen Ayres yet this diary and Young gimmick is a gimmick made for the fans to want to beat him up so they are happy when his opponents beat him up, also is only the second match for the australians, you need to build a little bit of momentum for them to be credible challengers, because they need to build Popularity fast, because I assume they right now are totally unknowns for your fans aside of the vignets.

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<p><strong>Dan DaLay</strong> vs Torque</p><p>

<em>Whilst I enjoy Torque's character there's no earthly reason for Dan to lose on TV</em></p><p> </p><p>

Express Delivery & Hugh De Arrrske vs <strong>Pin Point & Penfold Perdition</strong></p><p>

<em>This one could go either way but the team with Mario and Ian on has better future prospects</em></p><p> </p><p>

Drake Young & Dermott Ayres vs <strong>Woolabonga Bogans (Mills & Boon)</strong></p><p>

<em>They've really delivered given their lack of popularity</em></p>

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