Favorite Wrestler sayings and quotes.....

fusionfreak · December 4, 2009

What are some of you favorite words from the mouths of grapplers, high flyers, technicians, managers, announcers, color commentators and owners and promoters. As long as there in the wrestling, rastlin or sports entertainment business (or whatever else the label might be) what are your favorite quotes, sayings, statements, etc.

Also, be sure to include who said it if you know. Maybe some background history too.

One of my favorites comes from the announcer/commentator side of things. I'm not sure who first said it and who it was first said about but I always find it funny when they say, "Wow, he's got muscles in places that most people don't even have places." One of those things that's so chessy it's funny.

fusionfreak · December 4, 2009

Another one of my favorites

"I'm not superstitious J.R., I know its bad luck to be superstitious." Jerry "The King" Lawler.

Tyler Gadzinski · December 4, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="fusionfreak" data-cite="fusionfreak" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25360" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Another one of my favorites "I'm not superstitious J.R., I know its bad luck to be superstitious." Jerry "The King" Lawler.</div></blockquote> That ones been in the past 7 Smackdown games.. get's pretty old fast. One of my Favorites though is CM Punk cutting a promo in IWA: MS(I believe) and he's cutting it the entire time as if he is holding a mic, but he isn't then he goes into the crowd and tells this one chick, who has been screaming at him the whole time, to say it into the mic and he holds out his hand and she leans forward to say something into it and he just replies.. "I'm not even holding a microphone you stupid b!$&@! Classic.

Johnny Fenoli · December 4, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Tyler Gadzinski" data-cite="Tyler Gadzinski" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25360" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>That ones been in the past 7 Smackdown games.. get's pretty old fast. One of my Favorites though is CM Punk cutting a promo in IWA: MS(I believe) and he's cutting it the entire time as if he is holding a mic, but he isn't then he goes into the crowd and tells this one chick, who has been screaming at him the whole time, to say it into the mic and he holds out his hand and she leans forward to say something into it and he just replies.. "I'm not even holding a microphone you stupid b!$&@! Classic.</div></blockquote> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/rdRo9JsfBZM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="CM Punk and the invisible microphone"></iframe></div></div>

fusionfreak · December 4, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Johnny Fenoli" data-cite="Johnny Fenoli" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25360" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/rdRo9JsfBZM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="CM Punk and the invisible microphone"></iframe></div></div></div></blockquote> Wow, great link. Thanks for posting that. I've always had neautral feelings on CM Punk but that makes me like him alot now. I love seeing good heels. I wish he could do stuff like that in WWE. Don't get me wrong, I think PG wrestling is great for tv and the kids but it gets a little old to me.

darthsiddus2 · December 4, 2009

one of the funniest moments I've heard (well saw really) was when I went to TNA's Hose show in Wayne last year where Team 3-D wrestled the James Gang..... out of nowhere this 10 year old kid starts a "these guys suck" chant (directed at James Gang) funniest thing ever!

Sartagis · December 4, 2009

Enter Bobby Heenan <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25360" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Gorilla : (Referring to Koko B. Ware's bird, Frankie) "Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old" Brain : "Not in my house" Gorilla : "I'm sure" Brain : "If he was in my house he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag; do you like your parrots original or extra crispy?" Gorilla : (His favorite response to anything Bobby says, exasperated) "Will you stop?" Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music: Heenan: That's my second favorite song. Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. What's your favorite? Heenan: All the rest are tied. Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior: "This guy makes coffee nervous." Gorilla & Bobby on the Rosatti sisters: (The Rosatti's are several rather large women who, among other things, were regulars on the short-lived USA Network program The Bobby Heenan Show.) Brain: "I looked it up. You know what Rosatti means in Italian?" Gorilla: "Sure. It means red, rich, full..." Brian: Nope...it means lard. Bobby Heenan on Jobber Rikki Atakki: "Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again." "Do you know Koko B. Ware's mom's first name? Tupper." "Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!" -- Bobby Heenan on a freeze frame of Typhoon "Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan "When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconscious?" -- Bobby Heenan on Beefcake Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich: "He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." "When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!" - Bobby Heenan commenting on a porn star's gigantic breasts Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana: Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records? Gorilla: Yeah? For what? Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour. Gorilla: Will you stop... Gorilla & Bobby on Adrian Adonis: Gorilla: He's quite lethargic. Bobby: And slow. "Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers." -- Bobby H on Lou Ferign's speech impediment Gorilla is talking about the last match, and Bobby is on the banana phone with someone, trying to get advance tickets to Wrestlemania VII, and one listens carefully and hears, in rapid succession: "That's right, tickets are going on sale" "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth" "Do you want me to knock ya down?" and as they pan off to an ad, "I'll talk to you later mom" Heenan: I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!! Schiavone: Tell us, Bobby, who? Heenan: He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask! "A friend in need is a pest." "You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!" I have an old newspaper column written about Heenan when he was managing the Valients in the AWA during the 1970s. His final comment to the interviewer was: "The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce." Gorilla: "That was an illegal move!" Brain: "No it wasn't." Gorilla: "Yes it was!" Brain: "No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull." (Bobby on Kerry Von Erich and his Tornado Punch) Brain: "Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!" (Bobby on the WWF's 1-900 number) Gorilla: "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling." Brain: "And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!" At Havoc 94 Flair walks by Bischoff and Brain was holding up 4 fingers. Hogan walks by after Flair has entered the cage. Bischoff: "When Flair walked by he held up 4 fingers. That was the sign of the 4 Horsemen" Brain: "When Hogan walked by I held up one finger" Wrestlemania IV: Brain To Bob Ueker: "You recieved 7,000 votes to get into the Hall Of Fame. You'd have gotten a lot more, but you ran out of stamps." Mocking Gorilla Monsoon: "There's one to the cervial dervial part of the back" Refering to Sherri Brain: That's my pin-up girl Gorilla: I think you should see your occulist Brain: There's nothing wrong with my feet Again refering to Sherri (and Shawn Michaels) Brain: She is in love with that man Gorilla: Yeah, but is the feeling mutual? Brain: Pardon? Gorilla: Is the feeling mutual? Brain: Oh, what do you think, she's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow any bim.... uh woman to be there Gorilla: Bimbo? Did you say bimbo? Brain: I didn't say that, I coughed. I said 'Buimmmh'. During Undertaker match Brain: C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5 Gorilla: What are you doing? Brain: I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster. Gorilla: Why don't you go down there and referee? Brain: I'm needed here. Gorilla: What would you do if you were the Hitman (in a title match) Brain: Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron. At SuperBrawl V, during the Blacktop Bully & Dustin Rhodes matchup: Schiavone: The Colonel is loaded, I mean he paid $75,000! Brain: You being an authority on loaded!!! Bobby: You know, if you want to be fair to Flair, you've gotta be fair and say that's heckuva robe. Only a man as fair as Flair, would show up at Wrestlemania.... Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!!!! Ross: Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker Bobby: I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa. Bobby: There's gonna be a lot of trouble there in the Macho household. Gorilla: What are you talking about? Bobby: Well, he's been reinstated, right? He can wrestle again. Gorilla: Yes. Bobby: Who's gonna do the dishes? Bobby: Right here in Jim Louis Arena. Gorilla: Joe Louis! Bobby: Joe Louis, sorry. Gorilla: Who's Jim Louis? Bobby: Who's Joe Louis? Schiavone: Well, Duggan is at a disadvantage in this type of match Brain: He is at a disadvantage when he wakes up. Ross: Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers. Bobby: Well, it's not a big loss. Ross: Virgil is unconscious. Bobby: When Virgil's unconscious he's usually on his feet talking to you. From "Grumbles, Gripes and Grunts" video Shawn Micheals pokes Duggan in the eye. Bobby: That's a difficult move, he's only got a 50% chance of getting the good eye. During a Raw match between Shawn and Kamala: Bobby: You like Kamala, don't you... Savage: Yes I do. Bobby: Would you let him do your taxes? Savage: I'd rather have Kamala do them, than IRS. Bobby: He saved me a packet last year. I paid 78 bucks, cash! Vince: 78 dollars?!?....With what you earn.. Bobby: I barely make it by, I'm supporting an orphanage in fuji don't you know!! His famous one when the heel cheats: "What happened there? My monitor went out." During the Rockers incident on the Barber Shop: As the were shaking hands: See, one without the other isn't any good. After the superkick: Oh, I knew he was going to do that. I just knew he was going to do that. He don't need Jannetty. Bobby: "I once knew a couple of Siamese twins." Hillbilly Jim: "Really? They were born, uh... together like that" Bobby: "UUUUHHHH, no, a couple weekends ago they had a soldering gun and nothing better to do. DDUUUUUUHHHH YEAH, they were BORN like that!" (During Von Erich/Warlord match) Brain: Warlord's a lot bigger. Gorilla: Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain. Brain: Warlord's a lot stronger. Gorilla: Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain. Brain: Now you've lied to the people. (During Golf instructions with Gene Okerlund) Okerlund: It's very important, first of all, to address the ball. Brain: Hello, ball! "Parts Unknown, it usually means Downtown Newark." Brain: How much does he pay you to sing the praises of him all the time? Gorilla: Who, the Hitman? Brain: Yes. Gorilla: Do you know how long he's been in the World Wrestling Federation? Brain: Too long. Gorilla: He'll be here when you're gone, Brain. Brain: What'd you hear? "It's very easy to beat the 1-2-3 Kid. You put a glass of milk down and a couple of oreo cookies. When he goes for 'em, put the boots to him." Brain: How many kids does Helen Hart have? McMahon: I believe 12, Mr. Heenan. Brain: Oh, one of each. "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages." "With Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver." Tony: I think the fans are pretty much divided as to who their favorite is. Brain: Yes. One half loves Flair, the other half hates Steamboat. (After Cactus Jack crashes into ringside railing) "You'd better get somebody down here. That rail could be damaged." (Refering to the Steiner Brothers) "Three toughest years of their life...the eighth grade" Vince: All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner. Heenan: You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up. (After a Headshrinker double face smash) "I did that to my cousin once, now she won't talk to me" (From Nitro) Bischoff to McMichaels: Did you ever play (football) while unconscious Brain: His whole career! On an episode of Wrestling Challenge: BH: Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts? GM: I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it? (Heenan does. Skinner kicks a jobber in the stomach.) BH: There's a kick to the uterus. On Nitro when Benoit powerbombed Guererro: McMichaels: That'll change the color of your hair. Brain: That'll change the color of your shorts. Savage: And where would Rick Steiner be? Heenan: Probably on Page 3 of a comic book. He'll be there for a while. (One from the late 80's when Miss Elizabeth was around Randy Savage in the WWF. Elizabeth walks out to be interviewed by Mean Gene Okerland,who is already standing in position) Moonson: "Wow, look at that. Beautiful." Henan: "I don't know, he's sort of going bald!" (During a Pillman/Benoit v. Armstrongs match on Worldwide the Brain had really cracked up Schiavone to the point where Schiavone missed a couple of moves because he was giggling) Schiavone: "Folks, I apologize for laughing at this man... " Heenan: "Why? Everybody laughs at Scott Armstrong!" Brain: "The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated." (At RR '92, after Piper had just clothesline Jake Roberts as he was about to DDT Flair) Brain: "I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy! It's a kilt! It's not a skirt! It's a kilt!" (And after Piper had just kicked Flair as he had Roberts in the figure four seconds later) Brain: "Why, you no-good freak! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!" Ross: "I didn't see any tag there!" Savage: "There wasn't one." Brain: "You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes." Ross: "I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it." Brain: "Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma." "You know, you can bang the Nasty Boys' heads into the turnbuckles all you want, it doesn't matter, it just makes the turnbuckles stickier." (Eric Bischoff, about the Nasty Boys talking with Hulk Hogan regarding their joining the New World Order) Bischoff: "Let me tell you something guys... Nasty Boys... if you believe that, then you're dumber than you look." Brain: "They couldn't be that dumb!" "You know Dusty Rhodes used to love to go duck hunting, but he quit because he didn't do too well. He couldn't throw the dog high enough."</div></blockquote> Sorry for the length but I couldn't narrow it down any further. <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

The Celt · December 4, 2009

I don't care what anyone says...

I just kicked Stan!

dvdWarrior · December 4, 2009

It Doesn't Matter What My Favorite Wrestler Saying Is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatoneguy · December 4, 2009

Gotta go with the entire promo to do it justice. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25360" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Isn't this the prettiest little thing you've ever seen? It was over a year ago I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Samoa Joe and I proclaimed this belt the most important thing to me. Right now, in my hands, as of this day 6/18/05, THIS becomes the most important belt in the world! This belt in the hands of any other man is just a belt, but in my hands it becomes power. Just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone, but in the hands of a dangerous man like myself it becomes a pipe-bomb. These words that I speak spoken but anybody else are just words strung loosely together to form sentences. What I say I mean, and what I mean I say, and they become anthems! You see, if I could be afforded the time here a little bit of a story. There was once an old man, walking home from work. He was walking in the snow, and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake, and he brought it home, and he took care of it, and he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it bit the old man. And as the old man lay there dying he asked the snake, 'Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.' And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, 'You stupid old man. I'm a snake.' The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me! Everything you see here belongs to me, and I did what I had to do to get my hands on this. Now I am the GREATEST PRO WRESTLER walkin' the Earth today! This is my stage, this is my theater, you are my puppets! When I pulled those marionette strings, and I moved your emotions, and I played with them, and honestly it's 'cause I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand burns and I will not stop...I will not stop until I prove that I am better than you, that I am better than Low Ki, that I am better than AJ Styles! I'm better than Samoa Joe. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here! You don't have to love it, but you better learn to accept it. 'Cause I'm taking this with me, and there's not a single person in that locker room that can stop me!</div></blockquote>

dvdWarrior · December 4, 2009

I always liked Jerry Lawler's line:

"You hit the nail right on the thumb."

He'd often hit The Coach with that one.

The Final Countdown · December 4, 2009

Gotta love those Bobby Heenan lines...dude was a riot. I rewatched the '92 Rumble match not long ago, and Heenan's constant rooting for Flair might have been the best part of the entire match.

I also loved the CM Punk promo recited by thatoneguy. Anyone who says ROH doesn't put together interesting storylines or characters obviously never saw that promo. Or the entire Summer of Punk, for that matter.

Tha Black Phenom · December 4, 2009

Rocky via satellite:

The Rock: Hogan, you wanna make commercials and dial numbers, well The Rock says here's a number you can call: it's 1-800-GONNAGETMYASSKICKEDBYTHEROCK-THEMOSTELEC...[looks to the side] The Rock knows that's too many numbers! Shut your mouth and make the tofu!

Chris Jericho: And as far as Stephanie McMahon is concerned, the word "honor" means jump on her and stay on her!

Triple H to Edge: Yeah you were WWE Champion, but dammit I took a 20 minute nap and missed the whole thing

PhenomenalPat · December 4, 2009

Raven Returns to ECW! September 1999. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25360" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"For two and half years Tommy Dreamer...we fought and epic battle...of mythic proportions. We had a friendship based on love and a hatred based on friendship. You scarred my face...you battered me unmercifully...and you took my girl. But the one thing that you could never do...was beat me Tommy. You could never beat me...and I always pinned you. Two and a half years Tommy...after I came to ECW to excersize your demons...it was time for you to graduate...so I gave you your victory. For two and a half years Tommy Dreamer...I stayed away from ECW...and with me gone...your life lost it's meaning...your career lost it's purpose and your relationship...with Beulah...lost it's foundation..you've lost your focus Tommy..you lost the girl. Kaiser Souze said "The greatest trick..the devil ever pulled..was convincing the world that he didn't exist". Well Tommy...I exist and I am going to be your own personal demon..because this savior..has already been crucified..for your sins. Quote the Raven..Nevermore!!"</div></blockquote>

PhenomenalPat · December 4, 2009

one more...I don't have a transcript or anything. But it was one of the Heatwave PPVs. 98 I think. Anyways...The Dudleyz engaged in a promo against the crowd, that was one of the best examples of getting heat I have EVER seen. They literally had half the crowd wanting to kill them. Including a line that can't be said here...but I'll bleep it out.

Bubba Ray is adressing the crowd when he spots a mother and daughter, this proceeding line ignites the crowd. "...And we got a mother right here...who taught her daughter how to S@*% D&@*!!!"

That line always stuck out, but the promo in it's entirety is the stuff of legend, watch it if you can find it and see how good the Dudleyz used to be at getting MASSIVE heel heat.

Self · December 4, 2009

The Dudley Boys were awesome. When I watched those promos it was a revelation to me. It was full-on no-holds-barred HEAT. No limits. No restrictions. No pantomime crowd response. It was two jerks being total jerks and envoking a legitimate emotional response from the crowd. It took my breath away.

I'm sure I'll remember more later, but one of my favourite lines came from CM Punk at the Summerslam they had this year in Los Angeles. I actually don't remember the line, but he referred to "douchebag vampire" referencing Twilight. I thought it was great in that it was such a modern reference. Wrestling is so often in it's own little bubble, or behind the times (ZZ Top? Really) but as a weekly television show it really needs to be 'now'. For that moment, wrestling was in the now.

Woo Woo Woo. You Know It!

praguepride · December 4, 2009

I don't care what anyone says...

I just kicked Stan!

Oh man that was hilarious!

edit: I remember reading about how the Dudleyz would get so much fan heat that fans would actually wait around the parking lot for them to come out afterwards

Self · December 4, 2009

edit: I remember reading about how the Dudleyz would get so much fan heat that fans would actually wait around the parking lot for them to come out afterwards

Actually that was a pretty common thing to occur in the old school days. Back when territories thrived, before Vince bought everyone out and publically admitted pro wrestling was fake, good heels would often get that much heat. I've heard some stories about the Fabulous Freebirds that... my God. They were lucky to survive.

... but yeah. Since the era of sports entertainment it's hard to get that level of heat. Even Punk and Jericho, who are entertaining villains who get loud reactions to their promos... The majority of the fans don't REALLY hate them. It's still pantomime heat. Folks know it's part of the show and boo because they're the baddies. However, The Dudleys stepped over the line, they really pissed people off. Which was awesome.

fusionfreak · December 4, 2009

Actually that was a pretty common thing to occur in the old school days. Back when territories thrived, before Vince bought everyone out and publically admitted pro wrestling was fake, good heels would often get that much heat. I've heard some stories about the Fabulous Freebirds that... my God. They were lucky to survive.

... but yeah. Since the era of sports entertainment it's hard to get that level of heat. Even Punk and Jericho, who are entertaining villains who get loud reactions to their promos... The majority of the fans don't REALLY hate them. It's still pantomime heat. Folks know it's part of the show and boo because they're the baddies. However, The Dudleys stepped over the line, they really pissed people off. Which was awesome.

I tend to cheer for the bad guys in wrestling. When I was a kid (in the 80's) I hated the bad guys.

Hive · December 4, 2009

"Ya know.... You're in a cashino, everybody says well, gosh, a cashino you should gambllle. Let me tell you something, Anvil, you don't want to play cards with me, because I'll cheat. Okay, I cheat. You want to play 21? I got 22. You want to play blackjack? I got two of those too. You want to play aces and eights? Well, I got some of those too. Bottom line is this. You do not gamble with me... When you walk into a casino, when you want to gamble, the main thing you must do, is this, you must accept losing. I don't accept losing, and neither does Damien. Damien, my friend! My friend Damien is right here. You don't want to see this, do you? Let me show you something. I tell you what Anvil, go ahead and roll the dice. Mr. Cameraman, get your ass back up here. Hell-oooo, I'm talkin' to you. Get that camera back up here. That's what you should worry about, Anvil. The bottom line is this, when the DDT comes, then the snake comes out. Worry about the DDT. DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! THINK ABOUT IT!"

- a very drunk/high/whatever Jake Roberts

tjfla · December 4, 2009

one more...I don't have a transcript or anything. But it was one of the Heatwave PPVs. 98 I think. Anyways...The Dudleyz engaged in a promo against the crowd, that was one of the best examples of getting heat I have EVER seen. They literally had half the crowd wanting to kill them. Including a line that can't be said here...but I'll bleep it out.

Bubba Ray is adressing the crowd when he spots a mother and daughter, this proceeding line ignites the crowd. "...And we got a mother right here...who taught her daughter how to S@*% D&@*!!!"

That line always stuck out, but the promo in it's entirety is the stuff of legend, watch it if you can find it and see how good the Dudleyz used to be at getting MASSIVE heel heat.

The Dudleyz in ECW were the best. If anyone went to a ECW House show, these guys would get heat as soon as they came out of the curtain. I went to about 20 shows throughout the years in Florida and everyone had Bubba destroying a fat women,a mother/daughter or just some punk in the crowd. Bubba would work over Balls Mahoney and while doing it all of a sudden u would here"Heystand your fat ass up and give me your chair" Classic Add Joel Gertner who would work over the crowd almost as good.

The best quote tho was from the fans and it was "F*CK u Dvon" the crowd would chant this from the start till they left the ring. Was just funny cause Dvon does not talk except for his Testify thing,he would stand there and fans would chant.

The Bus · December 4, 2009

Enter Bobby Heenan

Sorry for the length but I couldn't narrow it down any further.

No need to narrow down a masterpiece! That guy was pure gold, one of the reasons I enjoy watching the old stuff as much as I do.

lovestruck420 · December 4, 2009

I'm a sucker for old school Jimmy Hart

"Never Trust a Midget!"

Or CLassie Freddie Blassies use of "Pencil Necked Geek"

BurningHamster · December 4, 2009

Hulk Hogan - "I've been hanging out in the Garden of Eden with my main squeeze, Eve. I dove 20,000 leagues under the sea, 40 nights and 40 days I hung and bung on the Titanic and Hercules ... This is where the power lies!!!!!!!"

AzzMartin · December 4, 2009

"Doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. You're welcome!" - Perry Saturn. Makes me laugh everytime I think about it.

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