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Season Five Playoffs

Cape Town, South Africa

April 18, 2012

 

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THE LEAGUE PRESENTS THE SEASON FIVE PLAYOFFS, CLOSING ROUNDS

 

For the second night running, we fade in to the unorthodox setting of the Virtual Arena, where the live attendance has doubled from night one. It's standing room only, as the fans file in for what promises to be a night that won’t soon be forgotten. The camera cuts to ringside, and a two-person announce team.

 

Bob Sinclair: Hello once again, everyone, and welcome to the final night of Season Five! I'm Bob Sinclair, joined at ringside by Frankie Garnett. Tori Montgomery will not be joining us tonight, as she is preparing for the League Championship match that is our main event of the evening. Frankie, I don't think tonight's going to be as chaotic as last night was!

 

Frankie Garnett: You can say that again, Bob. Last night was certainly one of the most ridiculous and, to be perfectly honest, frightening nights I've experienced in all my years covering this sport. I've seen barbed wire matches, I've seen hardcore matches, and I've seen deathmatches...but I never thought that last one would be taken as seriously as it was last night!

 

Bob Sinclair: For those of you who missed last night's show, Maxx Skabb's contract has been terminated with cause, as he was threatening to stab—yes, folks, stab—the man who beat him last night, Ben Stanton after nearly crushing his skull once the match was over. I've been told that Stanton has ignored the advice of his medical team, and is in the arena tonight, ready to compete.

 

Frankie Garnett: After what he went through last night? His brains must be worse off than we thought, Bob. There's no way he should even be walking right now, much less able to compete!

 

Bob Sinclair: Nonetheless, Frankie, Stanton is here and is ready to go, as we kick off the tournament semifinals!

 

SEMIFINAL 1: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-9, 35%) vs. Diamond (12-6, 29%)

 

"Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of this season's surprises emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. He pays no attention to the jeering fans, his attitude simply screaming "I'm better than you."

 

Amelia Williams: Our opening contest of the evening is a tournament semifinal bout scheduled for the best two out of three falls! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

 

Bob Sinclair: You can clearly see the bandaged head of Stanton, where he took a hellacious beating last night. I'm not sure he's fit to compete; he's having a hard enough time getting into the ring.

 

Frankie Garnett: Isn't that what I've been saying? I might not think too highly of his skills, Bob, but the kid has a career—a freaking life—to look forward to! Why throw it away on a match that has no championship implications?!

 

"Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds...Diamond!

 

Bob Sinclair: Diamond with an excellent chance to quiet the naysayers here with a win in this bout, Frankie.

 

Frankie Garnett: I don't think so, Bob. If she wins this, it'll be "she took advantage of a criminally weakened opponent." Hell, that's the first thing most people would think of!

 

Diamond blocked the Punch.

The Running Clothesline was countered into a Clothesline.

Diamond hit the Face Rub

Diamond hit the Stomp

Diamond hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Diamond hit the Senton

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Stomp missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

The Front Facelock was countered into a Punch.

Diamond hit the Punch

Diamond hit the Bitch Slap

Diamond hit the Legsweep Snap Pinfall

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Diamond hit the Punch

Diamond hit the Legsweep Kick

Diamond hit the Face Rub

Diamond hit the Half Senton

Diamond used the Stripper Dance

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. recovers and stands up.

Diamond hit the Spinning Head Scissors

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knee Pull

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Diamond recovers and stands up.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knee Pull

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond from behind.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Top Wrist Lock

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick

Diamond counters by fighting back.

Diamond hit the Running Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Legdrop To Groin.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

 

Bob Sinclair: I must admit, I am a bit shocked at the offense Stanton is putting together, Frankie. The adrenaline has to be going for him to block out the pain.

 

Frankie Garnett: But what happens when it runs out, Bob? He's fighting against the clock, and the clock doesn't know how to lose!

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the American Figure Four Leglock

Diamond moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!

Diamond hit the Spinning Head Scissors

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Legdrop To Groin.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Face Plant

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Boston Crab

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Diamond blocked the Head And Arm Suplex.

The Grand Decapitator was countered into a Splits Counter Dropkick.

Diamond hit the Rolling Senton

Diamond hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb

Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!

Diamond slipped out of the Small Package.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Running Dropkick missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Knuckle Punches

Diamond is busted open.

The referee was not happy with that move.

Diamond blocked the Heel Hook Leg Grapevine.

Jayde tries to interfere, and when Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. goes to deal with her it allows Diamond the chance to make a comeback.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: The winner of the first fall...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

 

Frankie Garnett: There's no way. No way that he wins this, Bob. No freaking way!

 

Bob Sinclair: Stanton is one fall away from stunning the world yet again, and with Diamond now bleeding it has to give him a surge of confidence that he can do it!

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond from behind.

Jayde tries to interfere, and when Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. goes to deal with her it allows Diamond the chance to make a comeback.

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Outside

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Feint Plancha Dive missed!

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. drags Diamond back into the ring.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex

Diamond counters by fighting back.

Diamond hit the Running Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Florentine.

Diamond slipped out of the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the 24 Carat Kiss.

Hell Fire Kick! Hell Fire Kick! Hell Fire Kick!

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. shook the ropes to stop the Diamond in the Sky.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. throws Diamond off the top rope.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond.

Jayde tries to interfere, so Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. knocks her off the apron.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half!

Jayde tries to interfere. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. complains to the referee, who gives Jayde a warning. The distraction gives Diamond time to attack though.

 

Bob Sinclair: Right now, Jayde seems to be the only thing keeping Diamond in this contest. Stanton is just dominating this matchup!

 

Frankie Garnett: I'm telling you, Bob, he's going to crash sooner rather than later! His body can't take much more of this!

 

Diamond hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker

Diamond picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind.

Diamond hit the Lung Blower

Diamond hit the Charging Basement Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Florentine.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Ceud Mile Failte missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Diamond broke the Head And Arm Suplex.

Diamond wipes away the trickle of blood on her face.

Hell Fire Kick! Hell Fire Kick! Hell Fire Kick!

Diamond hit the Charging Basement Dropkick

Diamond used the Top Rope Point

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Diamond in the Sky missed!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half!

 

Bob Sinclair: Mistake by Diamond nearly cost her; Stanton almost stole that fall and the match!

 

Frankie Garnett: He's getting desperate, Bob! He knows he's almost done!

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. whips Diamond to the corner.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Corner Clothesline

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond from behind.

Diamond broke the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin by falling on top.

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Flying Clothesline missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Diamond counters by fighting back.

And Ben Stanton's jaw just got jacked up!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the 24 Carat Kiss.

Diamond slipped out of the Head And Arm Suplex.

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Diamond hit the Top Rope Diving Rana

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Florentine.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Vertical Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond from behind.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

Diamond blocked the Head And Arm Suplex.

Diamond slipped out of the Small Package.

Hell Fire Kick! Hell Fire Kick! Hell Fire Kick!

Diamond picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..

Diamond hit the Women's DDT

Diamond picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..

Missy Callistra tries to interfere. Diamond complains to the referee, who gives Missy Callistra a warning.

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Flying Clothesline missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Knuckle Punches

The referee was not happy with that move.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond from behind.

Diamond blocked the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin.

Diamond slipped out of the German Suplex.

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Diamond hit the Second Rope Dropkick

Diamond locks in the Florentine! How is Ben Stanton going to escape?

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: The winner of the second fall...Diamond!

 

Frankie Garnett: Beginning of the end, Bob! Stanton has run out of chances, and Diamond is going to put him away!

 

Bob Sinclair: Whoever wins this match will certainly earn their spot in the finals; it's almost a shame that someone has to lose this match!

 

Missy Callistra tries to interfere, so Diamond knocks her off the apron.

The Springboard Rana was countered into a Dropkick.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.

Diamond recovers and stands up.

Diamond moved and the Flying Clothesline missed!

Missy Callistra tries to interfere, so Diamond knocks her off the apron.

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Diamond has to stop and wipe the blood from her eyes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. shook the ropes to stop the Split-Legged Moonsault.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs down off the top rope.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. throws Diamond off the top rope.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. has to stop momentarily, his neck clearly in agony.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Diamond.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of twenty-five minutes and ten seconds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

 

Bob Sinclair: That second of hesitation, of Diamond needing to clear her vision, is all it took! Stanton with his second huge upset in as many nights, and he's one victory away from winning this tournament, Frankie!

 

Frankie Garnett: ....I don't believe it.

 

Bob Sinclair: You just saw it! Stanton advances on!

 

SEMIFINAL 2: Nuclear Templeton (10-8, 29%) vs. Master Imoka (11-7, 27%)

 

Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. As he hits the end of the entrance ramp, he throws his arms into the air, sending a pair of mushroom clouds into the air from the stage as he makes his way to the ring and through the ropes.

 

Amelia Williams: This is our second semi-final bout, scheduled for the best two out of three falls! Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: Templeton took two falls in the span of a half-minute from last season's champion, Robbie Maynard, to get to this point. He's proven himself able to win in tough situations; can he do it again tonight?

 

Frankie Garnett: If he doesn't lose his head, quite possibly. Though since this isn't for the League Championship, it's not like he's going to choke the title away here....

 

"You're the Best" blasts from the arena speakers as The League's lone Samoan emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka!

 

Bob Sinclair: Imoka, for a brief time, looked to be the man to beat in the Omega Division, and had help from Scott Stevens to defeat Pizza Mask III last night.

 

Frankie Garnett: Help? That goof was already out of the match; Stevens just did the humane thing and helped put that confused twerp out of his misery!

 

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton hit the Open Handed Chop

Nuclear Templeton hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Master Imoka moved and the Knee Drop missed!

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Knee Bar.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

The Headbutt was countered into a Japanese Binta.

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

The Headbutt had no effect on Master Imoka, whose head is just too hard, and it was Nuclear Templeton who seemed to come off worse.

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Strike

Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

The Forearm Blow was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Master Imoka hit the Knee Pull

Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Nerve Pinch.

The Forearm To Back Of Head didn't seem to hurt Master Imoka, whose head is just too hard.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Atomic Drop

Nuclear Templeton hit the Face Stepping

Nuclear Templeton hit the Stomp

Nuclear Templeton picks up Master Imoka.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

The DDT didn't seem to hurt Master Imoka, whose head is just too hard.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Belly To Belly Suplex

The Rear Naked Punch Flurry was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Stomp missed!

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Nuclear Templeton picks up Master Imoka from behind.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Back Suplex Throw

Nuclear Templeton looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

 

Bob Sinclair: Templeton in control here, though he needs to find a new strategy since Imoka's head looks impervious to pain right now.

 

Frankie Garnett: Templeton, find a new plan? You might wanna try that again....

 

Master Imoka moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta

Master Imoka hit the Slap Kick

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Triple Kick Combo missed!

Master Imoka blocked the DDT.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Flying Knee Strike

Master Imoka moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!

The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Open Handed Chop.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Nuclear Templeton picks up Master Imoka from behind.

The Flying Knee Strike was countered into a Flying Knee Strike.

Master Imoka hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Master Imoka hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Nuclear Templeton rushed the Spirit Roar.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Inverted Atomic Drop

Master Imoka moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!

Master Imoka hit the Charging Forearm

Master Imoka hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Master Imoka hit the Headbutt To Groin

Nuclear Templeton rushed the Slit Throat Motion.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Nuclear Templeton hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Master Imoka gets caught in a Rain of Pain from Nuclear Templeton!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: The winner of the first fall...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: Nuclear's one fall away from getting to the tournament finals!

 

Frankie Garnett: I wouldn't write out Imoka yet, Bob.

 

Nuclear Templeton looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Master Imoka blocked the Dumping the Trash.

The Tank Stopper was countered into a Japanese Binta.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry missed!

The Armageddon Lariat was countered into a Throat Thrust.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Japanese Power DDT.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Forearm Blow.

Master Imoka hit the Triple Kick Combo

Master Imoka hit the Kneeling Kick Rush

Master Imoka picks up Nuclear Templeton.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Obliteration missed!

The Three Point Stance was countered into a Roundhouse Kick.

Master Imoka hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry

Nuclear Templeton counters by fighting back.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb

Master Imoka slipped out of the Rain of Pain.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Obliteration missed!

Forget Armageddon, this is Apocalypse Now for Master Imoka!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and fifty seconds...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: And Templeton will face Stanton for the bragging rights of the tournament!

 

Frankie Garnett: More like Nuclear will massacre the kid. There's no way Stanton wins this whole thing.

 

Bob Sinclair: You were wrong last time.

 

Frankie Garnett: That was then!

 

TOURNAMENT CONSOLATION: Diamond (12-6, 29%) vs. Master Imoka (11-7, 27%)

 

As Imoka tries to recover, Diamond sprints down to the ring, the wound on her forehead from her match with Ben Stanton sloppily stitched shut. Most of the blood has been cleaned off of her face, though that wound looks like it will open up again at any moment. However, that isn't stopping her as Imoka turns to face her as the bell rings to start this consolation match!

 

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Strike

The Japanese Binta was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Diamond hit the Face Rub

Master Imoka moved and the Seated Back Kick missed!

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Master Imoka hit the Slap Kick

Master Imoka hit the Elbow Strike

Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta

Master Imoka hit the Legsweep Kick

Master Imoka applied the Nerve Pinch

Master Imoka applied the Knee Bar

Master Imoka hit the Knee Pull

Master Imoka hit the Headbutt To Groin

The referee was not happy with that move.

Diamond broke the Single Leg Grapevine by reaching the ropes.

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Brainbuster

Diamond slipped out of the Headbutt To Groin.

Diamond hit the Side Headlock Takedown

Diamond hit the Face Stepping

Master Imoka blocked the Face Rub.

Master Imoka recovers and stands up.

Diamond hit the European Uppercut

Diamond hit the Half Senton

Master Imoka moved and the Stomp missed!

Master Imoka hit the Face Plant

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Master Imoka hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Master Imoka looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine

The Headbutt To Groin was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Diamond applied the Women's Choke Hold

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Diamond hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Diamond used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out!

 

Bob Sinclair: Diamond trying for an early cover, which isn't a bad idea, all things considered.

 

Frankie Garnett: It's to her benefit to get the falls and get out of there before her future modeling career is ruined!

 

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

Master Imoka slipped out the back of the Legdrop To Groin.

Master Imoka hit the Arc Kick

Diamond moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Diamond used the La Magistral Cradle

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

The Women's DDT didn't seem to hurt Master Imoka, whose head is just too hard.

Master Imoka blocked the Spinning Head Scissors.

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

The Dropkicksault was countered into a Single Leg Grapevine.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Master Imoka picks up Diamond.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Master Imoka hit the Strong Charging Forearm

Diamond moved and the Running Plancha Forearm missed!

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Master Imoka moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

Master Imoka gets into the ring.

Master Imoka leaves the ring.

Diamond recovers and stands up.

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Master Imoka drags Diamond back into the ring.

Diamond moved and the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Women's DDT didn't seem to hurt Master Imoka, whose head is just too hard.

 

Frankie Garnett: Uh, Diamond? That didn't work for Templeton, I seriously doubt it'll work for you....

 

The Dropkicksault was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Master Imoka picks up Diamond.

Master Imoka hit the Strong Charging Forearm

Master Imoka hit the Running Plancha Forearm

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Master Imoka rolls Diamond back into the ring.

Master Imoka picks up Diamond.

Diamond moved and the Obliteration missed!

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

Master Imoka slipped out the back of the La Magistral Cradle.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Master Imoka hit the Sheer Drop Backbreaker

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Power DDT

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Master Imoka hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry

Diamond counters by fighting back.

Diamond hit the Dropkicksault

Master Imoka moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

Master Imoka looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Diamond rushed the Slit Throat Motion.

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Diamond climbs the turnbuckles.

Master Imoka shook the ropes to stop the Split-Legged Moonsault.

Master Imoka throws Diamond off the top rope.

Master Imoka picks up Diamond.

Diamond blocked the Japanese Power DDT.

The Strong Charging Forearm was countered into a Women's Spear.

Diamond picks up Master Imoka from behind.

Master Imoka slipped out of the Cheating Roll Up.

Master Imoka hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry

Master Imoka drags Diamond back into the ring.

Good Lord! Master Imoka just sentenced Diamond to Obliteration!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: The winner of the first fall...Master Imoka!

 

Bob Sinclair: Imoka not looking to let Diamond rest, here he comes again!

 

Frankie Garnett: Shades of Templeton/Maynard from last night, Bob!

 

Master Imoka hit the Japanese Power DDT

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fifteen minutes even...Master Imoka!

 

Bob Sinclair: The loss of blood earlier in the night is just too much for Diamond to overcome, as Imoka will earn consolation honors in this tournament tonight!

 

Frankie Garnett: I have a feeling that next match is going to be a squash, Bob. If you thought Diamond was hurt, you know Stanton's dead on his feet by now!

 

TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (9-9, 35%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (10-8, 29%)

 

"Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of the tournament's surprises emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. He pays no attention to the jeering fans, his attitude simply screaming "I'm better than you." The bandage around his head seems to have been re-applied, for what good it might do in this contest.

 

Amelia Williams: This is the final match of the consolation tournament, scheduled for the best two out of three falls! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

 

Bob Sinclair: Stanton has overcome some of the longest odds to get here, Frankie. One more win and the youngster will have truly upset the balance of power in The League!

 

Frankie Garnett: It's not going to happen, Bob. I am telling you. His run comes to a screeching halt right here!

 

Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. As he hits the end of the entrance ramp, he throws his arms into the air, sending a pair of mushroom clouds into the air from the stage as he makes his way to the ring and through the ropes.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds, one-half of the Tag Team Turmoil champions...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Frankie Garnett: Look at him, Bob. Templeton looks like a shark that smells blood. If he doesn't win this, I'll eat my hat!

 

Bob Sinclair: You're not wearing a hat, Frankie.

 

Frankie Garnett: Details!

 

Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap

Nuclear Templeton hit the Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by fighting back.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Front Facelock

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap

Nuclear Templeton hit the Headbutt

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Surfboard by reaching the ropes.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow

The Eye Gouge was countered into a Arm Drag.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Knee Bar.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike

Nuclear Templeton hit the Open Handed Chop

Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike Flurry

Nuclear Templeton hit the DDT

Nuclear Templeton hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Nuclear Templeton hit the Seated Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by fighting back.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Dropkick missed!

Nuclear Templeton looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Nuclear Templeton is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it.

Nuclear Templeton picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..

Nuclear Templeton hit the Belly To Belly Suplex

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Mounted Elbow Smashes.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Punch.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick

Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Nuclear Templeton picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Apocalypse Now by falling on top.

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

 

Bob Sinclair: Stanton nearly stole one there! I thought he might have caught Templeton off guard!

 

Frankie Garnett: Must I repeat myself, Bob? I will if I have to!

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Side Headlock

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Front Facelock

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Clothesline

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Stomp

Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Knee Pull.

The Armageddon Lariat was countered into a Running Clothesline.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Nuclear Templeton counters by fighting back.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Tiger Bomb.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Slingshot Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Forearm Blow.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Nuclear Templeton.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick

Nuclear Templeton counters by fighting back.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Three Point Stance

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Rain of Pain.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Seated Guillotine Choke. This is the second block in a row, and Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes control.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Head And Arm Suplex.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Forearm Blow.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Grand Decapitator missed!

 

Bob Sinclair: Stanton trying for a home-run shot there, and Templeton was just able to get out of the way!

 

Frankie Garnett: I keep telling ya, Bob. No chance!

 

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Apocalypse Now.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Flying Clothesline missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by fighting back.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half!

Nuclear Templeton broke the Small Package.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Three Point Stance missed!

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles.

Nuclear Templeton shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press.

Nuclear Templeton throws Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. off the top rope.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Rain of Pain.

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Head And Arm Suplex.

The Small Package was countered into a Going Nuclear.

And Nuclear looks like he's trying to choke out Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. here....

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: The winner of the first fall...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Frankie Garnett: I rest my case. It's just a formality from here!

 

Bob Sinclair: Templeton needs just one more fall to win this tournament, and yet wonder what could have been....

 

The Three Point Stance was countered into a Clothesline.

Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Seated Knuckle Punches.

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Apocalypse Now.

Nuclear Templeton counters by reversing on Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..

The Tree Of Woe Dropkick was countered into a Face Plant.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Head And Arm Suplex by falling on top.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Punch.

Nuclear Templeton counters by reversing on Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..

Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. is on the wrong end of a series of back elbows in the corner from Nuclear Templeton!

Nuclear Templeton picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr..

Forget Armageddon, this is Apocalypse Now for Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fifteen minutes and twenty seconds, and tournament champion...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Bob Sinclair: Templeton pulls out the victory over a very game Ben Stanton, who I'm sure impressed a lot of people over the last two nights!

 

Frankie Garnett: Impressed? Beating Skabb, yes. Being too stupid to stay out of the ring and recover after the beating he took last night? Hell, no! Kid's got a lot to learn if he wants to stay an active wrestler!

 

LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

The Phoenix (13-5, 39%) vs. Johnny Triumph (15-3, 42%)

 

The lights in the arena go out, bringing the live crowd to their feet as the darkness continues to stretch on for a few seconds. A spotlight illuminates part of the stage, showing a man standing in front of a keyboard. Some of the live feeds start cheering, recognizing the figure of Martjin Spierenburg. Reaching to the keyboard, he plays the opening notes to

drawing a cheer from the live audience. As the lone instrumental proceeds into full band participation, one side of the stage lights up, showing that the majority of Within Temptation is onstage. From the main entryway, the Alpha Division champion emerges with Tori Montgomery on one arm and the lead singer of the band, Sharon den Adel, on the other.

 

Ms. den Adel walks up to the microphone to begin the vocal part of the song as The Phoenix turns towards the ring, the determined look on his face saying everything. As he gets to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope, coming to his feet with a war cry as the refrain of the song hits. He stalks to his corner, shadowboxing against the turnbuckles as he prepares for this chance at glory.

 

Frankie Garnett: Now how the hell is that fair to his opponent? He's making his opponent wait for this stupid musical interlude to be done!

 

Bob Sinclair: No rule saying Triumph can't do the same, Frankie. Besides, this is the biggest match of the season; you don't see the same old thing at the Super Bowl, do you?

 

Frankie Garnett: I suppose not....

 

As Within Temptation finishes their piece, the opposite side of the stage lights up, revealing another band waiting to perform. This band is recognizable almost on sight (as fans are quick to erupt in ovation), as Kirk Hammett, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich lay down the opening to

to a thunderous ovation. In the front of the band are James Hetfield and the Omega Division champion, and as the song kicks into full gear, Johnny Triumph leaves Metallica to do their thing, taking a slow walk to the ring in order to make his opponent wait as long as possible. To the live crowd's delight, a shower of golden glitter falls from the arena roof as Triumph enters the ring, looking at ease as a former League Champion should be. Metallica's performance comes to an end amidst a roaring ovation as Triumph stares across the ring at his opponent.

 

Frankie Garnett: How much money did he have to pay to get freaking Metallica here?!

 

Bob Sinclair: Triumph showing that he's not going to be intimidated, Frankie. He's been here before, after all; he knows the pressure of this match.

 

Frankie Garnett: Which is why he'll become a two-time champion, Bob. Calling it right now!

 

DING! DING! DING!

 

Amelia Williams: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event of the evening. This bout is sanctioned by The League under authority of Commissioner Colt Marshall, and by the South African Board of Sporting Events. When the bell sounds to start this match, the third man in the ring will be referee Jacob Smalls.

 

And now, ladies and gentlemen... IT'S TIME! This bout is scheduled for the best two out of three falls, and is for the Season Five League Championship!

 

Amelia can certainly do a passable Bruce Buffer imitation, as the fans erupt in cheers.

 

Amelia Williams: And now, the participants...introducing first, fighting out of the corner to my left, wearing the red trunks with gold trim. He is a submission specialist, a League Original, and one of only four men to have held the honor of being a League Champion. He comes in tonight with a career League record of forty-nine wins and only twenty-five losses, and weighs in tonight at 228 pounds. Fighting out of Des Moines, Iowa, ladies and gentlemen, the reigning Omega Division champion...JOHNNY TRIUMPH!

 

The US Tri-State feed, airing from Madison Square Garden, erupts the loudest as Triumph smirks at his opponent across the ring, making no attempt to hide that he feels this is his night to prevail once again.

 

DING! DING! DING!

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, fighting out of the corner to my right, wearing black jean shorts and the black shirt with flame trim, and joined at ringside by his manager, Tori Montgomery...he is a League Original, a technical wrestler despite his size, and currently the only person in League history to have won Tag Team Turmoil on two separate occasions. He enters the ring tonight with a career League record of forty-four wins and thirty losses, and weighs in at 336 and ½ pounds. Fighting out of the End of Nowhere by way of Baltimore, Maryland, presenting the reigning Alpha Division champion, and one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions...he is THE PHOENIX!

 

The Mid Atlantic US feed erupts, as a capacity crowd has filled the 1st Mariner Arena to watch their hometown hero square off. The beginnings of White Stripe's "Seven Nation Army" can be heard from that feed, bringing a brief smile to Phoenix's face.

 

The referee calls both men to the center of the ring, going over last-second instructions and reminders of the rules of this match. The crowd starts to get louder, the anticipation building...and finally the bell sounds to get this championship match underway!

 

Bob Sinclair: And here we go!

 

Frankie Garnett: Get him, Johnny!

 

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow

The Front Facelock was countered into a Eye Gouge.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Johnny Triumph hit the Slap To Chest

Johnny Triumph hit the Knife Edge Chop

Johnny Triumph hit the Single Leg Trip

Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull

The Phoenix blocked the Face Stepping.

The Phoenix recovers and stands up.

Johnny Triumph hit the Punch

Johnny Triumph hit the Running Clothesline

Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping

Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull

Johnny Triumph applied the Arm Bar

Johnny Triumph hit the Stomp

Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull

Johnny Triumph applied the Arm Bar

Johnny Triumph applied the Choke Hold

The referee warns that that was illegal.

The Phoenix slipped out of the Indian Deathlock.

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Strike

The Phoenix hit the Punch

The Phoenix hit the Elbow Strike

The Phoenix hit the Foot Stomp

The Phoenix hit the Punch

The Elbow Strike was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.

The Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Punch.

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Strike

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow

The Phoenix hit the Punch

The Phoenix hit the Foot Stomp

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow

The Phoenix hit the Punch

The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip

The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock

 

Bob Sinclair: Remember, folks, Phoenix has the career edge against Triumph—Phoenix has won three out of four matches between the two.

 

Frankie Garnett: You can make statistics say anything you want, Bob, but tonight Triumph is walking out a two-time champion!

 

Johnny Triumph blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.

Johnny Triumph recovers and stands up.

The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip

The Phoenix hit the Stomp

The Phoenix applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold

Johnny Triumph broke the Single Leg Boston Crab by reaching the ropes.

The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow

The Phoenix picks up Johnny Triumph from behind.

Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Side Explosion Suplex.

Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick

Johnny Triumph hit the Neckbreaker

The Phoenix blocked the Indian Deathlock.

The Phoenix broke the Single Leg Boston Crab.

The Roundhouse Punch was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping

The Phoenix slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow

The Phoenix picks up Johnny Triumph from behind.

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

Johnny Triumph slipped out of the American Figure Four Leglock.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine

The Phoenix broke the Camel Clutch.

The Phoenix hit the Vertical Suplex

The Phoenix picks up Johnny Triumph.

The Roundhouse Punch was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Boston Crab

The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Horns of Victory.

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

 

Bob Sinclair: Phoenix with a crisp execution there, and now he's in charge.

 

Frankie Garnett: He only got lucky that Triumph stumbled, else he would be tapping to the sweet, sweet sounds of the Horns of Victory!

 

The Phoenix picks up Johnny Triumph.

The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow

The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows

Johnny Triumph broke the Camel Clutch by reaching the ropes.

Johnny Triumph slipped out of the Vertical Suplex.

The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Elbow Strike.

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

Johnny Triumph blocked the Single Leg Boston Crab.

The Phoenix picks up Johnny Triumph.

The Roundhouse Punch was countered into a Elbow Strike.

Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick

The Phoenix moved and the Field Goal Low Blow missed!

The Phoenix hit the Vertical Suplex

Johnny Triumph broke the Eternal Requiem.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Phoenix blocked the Hammerlock Kick.

The Phoenix blocked the Inverted Atomic Drop. This is the second block in a row, and The Phoenix takes control.

Johnny Triumph blocked the Capture Suplex.

The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.

Johnny Triumph whips The Phoenix into the ropes.

Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry

Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick

The Phoenix broke the Running Hot Shot.

Look at the torque from that Dragon Screw Leg Whip, Frankie!

The Phoenix is struggling, trying to...yes! He has the Eternal Requiem locked in!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Amelia Williams: The winner of the first fall...The Phoenix!

 

Frankie Garnett: Come on, Johnny! Don't let this cream puff win!

 

Bob Sinclair tries to respond, but the arena is too loud for him to be heard, as the MSG crowd tries to drown the Seven Nation Army chant out with jeers.

 

Johnny Triumph slipped out of the Slingshot Suplex.

The Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Punch.

Sweet mother of mercy! The Phoenix delivers Lacrymosa to Johnny Triumph!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fifteen minutes and twenty seconds...and the NEW League Champion...THE PHOENIX!

 

Frankie Garnett: Son of a--!

 

Bob Sinclair: He's done it! The Phoenix is finally atop the mountain!

 

Frankie Garnett: This has to be a nightmare. It has to be...!

 

It is to Frankie Garnett's despairing plea for sanity, and Phoenix standing in the center of the ring holding two belts aloft in the air, that the camera fades to black on this, the fifth season in the history of The League.

 

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Season Five is now over. The following are the winners of Season Five's awards, as seen below:

 

Entertainer of the Season ($50 bonus): Super Century, 6.111 AMR (B-).

(Runner-up is Ben Stanton, who had a 6.000 AMR)

 

Upset of the Season ($100 bonus): Super Century (15.0767) def. Tarik Nolan (34.5197), Week 2 (British Columbia, Canada), Difference of 19.4430

(Runner-up: Master Imoka (8.4460) def. Ian Carlisle (27.1240), Week 14 (UK—North), Difference of 18.6780)

 

Match of the Season ($200 bonus to each participant): Johnny Triumph def. Dante Lorenzo via medical DQ, First Blood Match. Week 11 (Tri-State, US), 47:20, A*

 

FINAL PREDICTION STANDINGS

1. Derek B: 186.83 points (21.00 last week), 103 total picks correct.

2. Ranson: 173.95 points (3.73 last week), 102 total picks correct.

3. moon_lit_tears: 168.79 points (0.00 last week), 96 total picks correct.

4. OctoberRaven: 167.21 points (3.73 last week), 93 total picks correct.

5. Jman2k3: 140.37 points (3.50 last week), 69 total picks correct.

6. Dangrel: 125.33 points (4.90 last week), 70 total picks correct.

7. CJAlex: 112.86 points (17.15 last week), 60 total picks correct.

8. Tori Montgomery: 82.09 points (0.00 last week), 50 total picks correct.

9. Wrestling Century: 36.56 points (0.00 last week), 16 total picks correct.

10. Comradebot: 35.94 points (0.00 last week), 21 total picks correct.

11. TheKenwyne: 33.49 points (0.00 last week), 20 total picks correct.

12. GruntMark: 27.62 points (0.00 last week), 15 total picks correct.

13. SeanMcG: 26.14 points (0.00 last week), 18 total picks correct.

14. I Effin Rule: 22.15 points (0.00 last week), 14 total picks correct.

15. mjdgoldeneye: 14.04 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct.

16. Psycho Sam: 12.95 points (8.98 last week), 7 total picks correct.

17. Jaded: 10.24 points (0.00 last week), 5 total picks correct.

18. Prophet: 9.40 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct.

19. Ian Carlisle: 7.05 points (0.00 last week), 4 total picks correct.

 

Being the only person to get both the tournament consolation and final correct, Derek catapults his way into the lead and ends up winning the prediction contest for the second straight season. Ben Stanton's upset run through the tournament also gave CJAlex a respectable number of points, putting him second for the week in prediction winnings.

 

Derek has once again won the right to set the divisions for next season.

 

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I will update pages and get new ones set up over the next day or two.

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Holy Jimminy, I turned the kid into a star! lol Matter of fact, every person that Maxx bludgeoned to death has become a star ... Maynard, Phoenix, Stanton ...that's what I did wrong. Should've hit myself with the chair! :p

 

LOL.

 

Twitternet.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Frankiebeatsthespread Thanks for returning my property. I appreciate it buddy.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You have no one to blame but yourself. I told you not to provoke me but you did just that.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You think I was going to take your little pizza gag lying down? Hell no! I am the world champion and I will not be disrespected like that. Like I said you brought what happened upon yourself. #ScorpionIsGod #Champ

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You don't want The League offices to punish me. They weren't going to anyways. They have sided with me. I warned you and you didn't heed the warning so you are at fault. Besides my chaos creates ratings and The League loves it.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III More things change more they stay the same. A new mask won't give you the ability to beat me.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III So instead of Pizza Mask you will be calling yourself Owl Man and claim to be from The Court of Owls???? Man, expect a lawsuit from DC soon.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Tori_Montgomery Something should be done to prevent me from affecting the playoffs? I did nothing wrong, I was attacked by @III first.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Tori_Montgomery Besides if I had started it what is the Commish going to do??? That's right, not a damn thing.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @GloriousRequiem I'm not even going to congratulate you on your win. You're "League Championship" is nothing but a paper championship because you only beat one person to win it. Unlike your tag team partner, who carried you to that championship by the way, fought his way through a tournament of people to claim the real "League Championship!"

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Ah Nuclear... he's so good at not quite being good enough. Expect a promo from him over the weekend to explain the rumours going around about him filing paperwork for a new manager. Should be interesting to see how it works out.

 

Also, I'm the most awesome at predicting things! SF, I'll fire you a message about divisions and stuff later if I remember... I've got an idea that might be interesting but it would require very specific numbers and I'm not sure it would work out. Might be fun though, so I guess we'll see how it goes. :)

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@Survive_The_Sting! @GloriousRequiem I'm not even going to congratulate you on your win. You're "League Championship" is nothing but a paper championship because you only beat one person to win it. Unlike your tag team partner, who carried you to that championship by the way, fought his way through a tournament of people to claim the real "League Championship!"

 

Hmmm...

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stevens--does that mean that, by your logic, your LPW title is a paper one, too? After all, you only beat one man to win it.</p>— The Phoenix (@GloriousRequiem) <a href="https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem/status/193328183548985344" data-datetime="2012-04-20T13:20:05+00:00">April 20, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>III: know you don't need it, but I've got your back if Scorpion tries anything. Would be fitting if at <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%25233T">#3T</a> we are paired up to face him.</p>— The Phoenix (@GloriousRequiem) <a href="https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem/status/193328670474117121" data-datetime="2012-04-20T13:22:01+00:00">April 20, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Pages for everyone have been updated to add in prediction winnings, free points for those who qualify (everyone but Psycho Sam, as he's a new entrant), and Wrestling Spirit points for those who wrestled in the playoffs.

 

For those who sent in training PM's before this update was done, I have not taken them into account due to the added cash and (in some cases) more than expected free points. You may wish to adjust your plans accordingly.

 

I will post this in the discussion thread as well to cover all bases.

 

Psycho Sam, the link to your character's sheet has been PM'd to you; check your inbox for details. :D

 

 

NOTE FOR ALL RETURNING VETERANS: As I have resumed full backstage duties (page editing), please send all training PM's only to me. Thank you!

 

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And now for an in-character post from Twitter:

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stevens--real champions defend their titles.Remind me, when was the last time you defended yours?Oh, right.Never.Prosecution rests.</p>— The Phoenix (@GloriousRequiem) <a href="https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem/status/194540333177118720" data-datetime="2012-04-23T21:36:44+00:00">April 23, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Hmmm.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wait, protect Stevens from III?And miss out on watching the dismantling of a paper champion?I'm...not sure that's a trade I'm game for.</p>— The Phoenix (@GloriousRequiem) <a href="https://twitter.com/GloriousRequiem/status/194921301595525120" data-datetime="2012-04-24T22:50:34+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Twitternet.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Well this "fraud" of a wrestler is undefeated against you! #ScorpionIsGod #Champ #Undefeated #Perfect

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Why do I need Stay Puft the Marshmallow Man, @GloriousRequiem, to protect me? I don't fear you. #Z"Ha"Dum=FutureIsDoomed

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @GloriousRequiem dismantling of a paper champion??? You must be talking about yourself again.

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I was going to post a promo similar to this later, but I go inspired so...

 

III's twitter account links to a YouTube video...

 

III is sitting in the locker room of a gym.

 

"I have not addressed what I said when I remarked that The Bird may need to protect The Clown from me. This is because I had to do so in a way that made the typical one-hundred-forty characters too cumbersome."

 

III holds up a picture to the screen.

 

"This is a leg with a staph infection. There are multiple ways to contract one, but one of the most insidious ways is when bacteria from food, harmless to ingest, comes into contact with exposed blood vessels. While it usually appens with raw meat, it has been known to happen even with well prepared meat. And, rarely, in cheeses."

 

"If you had attacked me any other way, Clown, I would just make you pay later and that would be the end of it. But you had to shove food, food with meat in it, food with cheeses in it, into an open and bleeding cut."

 

"Staph infections, not treated immediately, can be lethal. Even when just on a leg as illustrated in this photograph. When close to a vital organ, like the heart, or the brain, that chance of lethality becomes exponentially more serious. Even to athletes. A few years ago, a wrestler, "No Gimmicks" Chris Escondido, in the prime of his life, died due to complications from an improperly treated staph infection."

 

"In words that even the Clown can understand... he could have killed me."

 

"And that is why I have to end him. Because his immorality has gone too far. Probably farther than even he wants. Due to his petty inferiority complex, he has become a rabid beast, a threat to the lives of all around him. He must be put down."

 

"So when the time comes, and I put the Owl's Death Grip on The Clown... no matter what happens, I cannot let go. If he grabs the ropes. If he taps out. If I am disqualified. I will not let go. If he finally shows a shred of human decency, and apologizes for potentially killing me? I will not let go. When I feel his tibia disconnecting from his patella, beyond the point of repair, I will not let go. While he is screaming from an agony so painful he can't pass out from it, I will not let go."

 

"The only way I will be removed is from people forcing me off him. Maybe the Viking. Maybe the Scottish Lady. Maybe even the Bird."

 

"The Clown. Scott Stevens. Must be ended."

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Twitternet.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! Woohoo!!! Tonight football season starts. The Texans better not draft stupid.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You caught a staph infection from your own pizza??? You need to call the health inspector about that.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Good thing you didn't catch the staph infection in Cleveland. Athletes are known to catch serious staph infections there. Isn't that right Browns fans. Lol. :-p

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You catching a staph infection from your own pizza is your own fault. It's not my problem your pizza oven is crawling with disease. Also if you hadn't delivered that special pizza for me as a joke I more than likely wouldn't have attacked you. You ever think of that? You brought all these woes onto yourself.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Oh the wrestler you mentioned, "No Gimmicks" Chris Escondido, died from a blood clot and not a staph infection. Two different things. Thought I would educate you a bit.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You think I wanted to kill you??? Heavens no. Why would I want to kill you when I can get great joy and satisfaction by making you suffer.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Good luck with trying to destroy my knee. I've had so many surgeries on them you won't do no damage.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III All I can say is frak Thor, frak @Diamond_rocks.....oh wait I have. Lol. And frak @GloriousRequiem they cannot save your ass from me.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You keep pushing and pushing and you will soon come face to face with my more violent side that I haven't brought out in a long time. I can only describe it as a combustible mixture of Joseph Kerr and Cletus Kassidy.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Since you fear staph infections you will really fear the Toxic Shock Syndrome that awaits you.

 

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@The1AndOnlyFlogg: @Survive_The_Sting! Staph infection? Tori Montgomery got a staph infection ...

 

@The1AndOnlyFlogg: No, wait, it was a staff infection. Doin' it Floggy Style! Hah!

 

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Something about being a 9 year old in a man's body ...speaking of Floggy, I gotta explain his absence too. Thinking mail order bride. I will ponder.

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@III Survive_The_Sting! The bacteria family that causes staph infections include species that are harmless when ingested. And also cause blood clots.

 

@III And your knee was surgically repaired? Good to know, that'll actually make it easier to break.

 

@III I knew school standards in Texas were bad, but I didn't know they completely cut ninth grade biology.

 

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Lastly... predictions! Don't let me win again or I'll set up a new schedule that will see Nuclear go against whoever finishes last this season in every week whlie everyone else will be forced to fight in first blood matches all season. I'm sure that's within my power. :p

 

I presume you are now talking bout Scott Stevens? Dante's left the League.

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@Survive_The_Sting! @CoachRobertGreene Well when you are the megastar of The League people love to hate you and wait in line to try and beat you up.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @CoachRobertGreene I'm already a rich man and I keep getting richer everyday. You see people pay to see me wrestle whether they love me or hate me. It happens when you are the best in the world like I am. Hell, I just celebrated 20 years in the business this past January when I turned 36. #BestInWorld

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @CoachRobertGreene I need to correct you on one thing. There are only two recognized world champions in this company, myself and the real champion Nuclear. @GloriousRequiem "supposed" reign and title isn't worth two shits. #RealChamp #Champ #ScorpionIsGod

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @CoachRobertGreene I must thank this Derek B kid because he just secured my guaranteed playoff spot.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @CoachRobertGreene In terms I'm sure you are familiar with, I'm batting a 1,000 against @III. He cannot beat me and he never will. Not only will I sweep him but I will go on and become the undisputed world champion of The League.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @CoachRobertGreene I'll give you the same warning I give every manager. You get in my way when I face Templeton I will hurt you.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @The1AndOnlyFlogg Where you be homie??????

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@III- The Season Three Champion didn't think he could lose to me. The Viking didn't think I'd be able to knock him out with a kick. I have a track record of crushing hubris.

 

@III- I'm the only one in the League who didn't have a pro career before joining the League. But the Clown will be the only person who won't have a career after Season Six.

 

@III- Before joining the League, I had gotten in a car accident. I spent following two months in a wheel chair. I played soccer in high school, and that year the team made it to the state finals. And I had to watch from the stands.

 

@III- I should have been happy for my friends, but I had never been more miserable in my entire life. I felt absolutely helpless.

 

@III- My advice to you, Clown, is to take a lot of walks. Go swimming, or whatever other excersizes you do. Because by the end of this season, you will never get to do those things again.

 

@III- Your undending misery will be my legacy. And, like all things, your career will end in III #RuleOfIII #OwlsDeathGrip

 

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Twitternet.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @Psycho_Sam_BBW This world champion is going to enjoy making you bleed and scream for mercy. #IBringThePain #Champ

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III The Season Three Champion is a has been and The Viking is a never was.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III And your point is? A lot of people weren't pro wrestlers before joining The League. Sounds like your using that as an excuse for all the ass kickings I've put on you.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Awwww. Your story almost brings me to tear....almost. That car accident was probably the best thing that could have happened to your soccer team. You see they let go of the "dead-weight" with you on the sidelines not holding them back anymore.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III You're going to feel helpless again if you keep pushing me.

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III Meaningless threats from a joke who can't even get a victory over the greatest wrestler alive and of all time. #ScorpionIsGod

 

@Survive_The_Sting! @III The only thing in life that has a #RuleOfIII is Death, Taxes, and Not ****ing With The Scorpion!!!!

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Psycho Sam's Youtube League vLOG

 

Tweets for Glory

@Psycho_Sam_BBW: Started a Youtube vLOG. Check out Episode 1. I get to debut 'The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment' as my manager, put in my predictions for who's going to win AND debut my theme song

@Psycho_Sam_BBW: And also talk trash about @Survive_The_Sting!

 

 

Psycho Sam’s League Vlog

Psycho Sam walks in front of the video camera, situated in a training room full of weights and dummies and weapons

Psycho Sam: Good afternoon, everyone and welcome to my Vlog of The League, covering my thoughts and predictions.

Psycho Sam: Today, I’ve finalized a contract to bring one of the BEST managers around, who we’ll see later tonight. But first, I will cover two other things: My theme song and my predictions on who’s going to win their pairings.

Psycho Sam: First, my theme song is found here ->

Psycho Sam: This would be from a game about a company who was in their prime at that time the game (WWF Smackdown! 2) was made. It will loop as it is short and I am NOT going to break a world record for the shortest time to get to the ring.

 

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Psycho Sam: Now, on to predictions. I choose who will win the pairing, which Derek B has set up. I would say it is very good. The only downside is that I’m not facing Scott Stevens.

 

The Phoenix vs. Benjamin T. Stanton Jr: Despite what some people (Scott Stevens) may think, The Phoenix isn’t the League champion for nothing. Beating Triumph in the finals, I can almost assure you that he will win this pairing. However, Stanton is known as an ‘Upset Specialist’, going into the tournament finals after a few brutal chair shots by Maxx Skabb, who he beat in the quarter finals. Close match, but the champion will win, and go into the playoffs.Without furder ado, my pick is....

Psycho Sam’s pick: The Phoenix (2-1)

 

Psycho Sam (me) vs. Tarik Nolan: Tarik Nolan was very inconsistent, with him being around nearly .500 or at .500. The only time he broke that was in Season 2, as a part of the Gamma Division’s ‘Big Three’. But, I am unknown. Evenly matched, but why would I not pick myself?

Psycho Sam’s pick: Psycho Sam(2-1)

 

Jack Lightning vs. Ian Carlisle: Both aren’t known for their wins. They are more known for their entertainment. Carlisle fared better...

Psycho Sam’s pick: Ian Carlisle (2-1)

 

Johnny Triumph vs. Eidenhoek Gaiuspade: Triumph was the Season 2 League champion, as well as the champion in the Omega division, losing to The Phoenix in the championship finals. I can see Triumph winning. Eidenhoek Gaiuspade (please god I get that right) hasn’t achieved the same type of record as Triumph. SQUASH

(Psycho Sam’s pick: Johnny Triumph (3-0)

 

Thor Hammerskald vs. Master Imoka: With Frankie being a ****ty manager, Thor may do better. But with Imoka winning the consolation finals, Thor will have a tough competition. I will choose Thor, as without Frankie, he will do at least twice as better.

Psycho Sam’s pick: Thor Hammerskald (2-1)

 

Ly Quang Bao vs. Diamond: Diamond is the League veteran, but Bao has been in PGHW, one of the top puro companies of Japan. Bao has more experience, but Diamond is fresher. Going with Diamond here.

Psycho Sam’s pick: Diamond (2-1)

 

Scott Stevens vs. Pizza Mask III: Scott Stevens finished at the bottom of his division. Pizza Mask III will win here. I would put it at 2-1, but since Stevens *****ed on BBW about the finish to a Flaming Table match...

Psycho Sam’s pick: Pizza Mask III (3-0)

 

Nuclear Templeton vs. Sebastian Moore: Templeton won the tournament. Moore hasn’t done anything spectacular. Going with Templeton:

Psycho Sam’s pick: Nuclear Templeton (3-0)

 

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Psycho Sam: So that does it for the pairings. My final thing is to introduce my manager... ‘The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment’... THE ROCK!!!

The Rock: FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO... *batteries die down*

Psycho Sam: WHAT THE HELL! WHY THE **** IS THIS NOT ****ING WORKING!

Cameraman: The batteries have died down.

Psycho Sam: WHAT! GET NEW BATTERIES FOR THE CASSETTE RECORDER THAT I STOLE FROM A HOMELESS Man.... ****! I’ve said too much.

Cameraman: Your problem, then.

Psycho Sam: Can I start over?

Cameraman: No...

Psycho Sam: WHY THE **** CAN’T I START OVER!!! IT’S A ****ING YOUTUBE VIDEO! IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE RECORDING IT LIVE!

Cameraman: We ARE live...

Psycho Sam: WHY THE **** DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS!!! TAKE THIS, *****! *smashes cameraman with cassette recorder and takes the camera*

Psycho Sam: So, due to some ****ty cameraman not telling me that this was going to be live... *stomps on the cameraman*, I shall show you my manager... The Rock!

The Rock comes in. He is not ‘The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment’, he is a tall guy with rocks covering himself. He is deaf.

Psycho Sam: The Rock is my manager. He will kill you if you anger me, talk **** about my promotion, Big Battle Wrestling, or anger my friends, as I shall demonstrate...

Psycho Sam grabs a few rocks from The Rock and shoves it down the cameraman’s mouth.

Psycho Sam: And that’s all the time we have for. So, until next time... see you later...

 

NEXT TIME:

The debut of our new cameraman

Predictions for week 1

Unusual weapons in a match

Superstar Review: Tarik Nolan

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