CGC: On With The Show [8RoW]

March · January 18, 2014

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

smwilliams · January 18, 2014

Oh, Trent, you've made so many enemies. Like the Marie carving a stake thing too.

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

christmas_ape · January 18, 2014

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

Charasmatic Enigma · January 18, 2014

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

JShmoopy · January 18, 2014

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

KnowYourEnemy · January 18, 2014

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

I think Ricky takes his lumps here.

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Jack & Donte beat Fateful Jobbers

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

Fraser isn't funny.

Regis · January 18, 2014

Loving the Trent Shaffer face turn - the sympathy-grabbing beatdown at the hands of The Future can only help to get him over. Soothsayer is such a dick.

CadeSydal · January 21, 2014

Almighty Zeus vs Ricky DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Jack & Donte

Brett Fraser vs Sean Deeley

Self · January 22, 2014

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Caribou Arena, The Maritimes

Sunday Week 1 November 2013

3,344 in attendance

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Davis Ditterich “We’re five days away from Trent Shaffer challenging Poison for the CGC World Title. Trent received a tremendous beating from Soothsayer’s army last week. How will he strike back?”

Adrian Garcia “Tonight, it’s a rematch from the Ultimate Showdown Series Final, although both participants have changed since that match. Zeus is now Almighty. Ricky DeColt is now bald. Will the outcome be different this time?”

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BACKSTAGE

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JACK DECOLT paces around, getting his blood pumping, while DONTE DUNN finishes lacing up his boots.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

Last week was a blow. No denying that. Now you have two choices,

Donte. Pick yourself up and keep fighting, or sit in the corner and

mope like a bitch.</div>

RICKY DECOLT is sitting in the corner, moping.

<div style="text-align:center;">RICKY DECOLT

Hey, shut up. You don’t know what it’s like being bald. Everywhere I go,

people are acting differently towards me. Kids aren’t asking for my

autograph. Shop assistants are forgetting to write their telephone

numbers on my receipts... and you know how when you order pizza,

they always send a hot delivery girl to eat it with you and hang out

in your hot tub...

DONTE DUNN

Wait. What?

RICKY DECOLT

... well last night prissy Ms. Domino’s refused to come inside, and then

she slapped me! Everywhere I go, I’m reminded of what Soothsayer

did to me... what I did to myself. I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t strong enough.

How am I supposed to beat Zeus, with the power of the potion running

through his veins, when I can’t even beat Soothsayer?

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Destiny and Fate

SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

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DONTE DUNN & JACK DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich "Jack's quest to turn Donte into a Poison-beater hit a roadblock last week in the form of Thomas & Gargantuan. Can they get back on track?"

Donte immediately gives Fate an airplane spin! 11 rotations! Lariat! Hair-pulling, fish-hooking, Destiny uses every trick in the book to isolate him, taking cheap shots at Jack on the apron. Jack’s rage builds and builds until Donte manages to make the tag and he explodes! Jack DeColt goes berserk with right hands and shoulder tackles. Wild Ride (Reverse Death Valley Driver)! He tags Donte back in. Sunny Daze (Twisting Face Plant)! 1. 2. 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNERS… DONTE DUNN & JACK DECOLT (9:13)

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As Jack and Donte celebrate, TRENT SHAFFER slithers into the ring and cracks a steel chair over Fate’s head, before driving the metal edge into Destiny’s throat!

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SOOTHSAYER and ALMIGHTY ZEUS head to the ring, but too late to stop Trent crushing Fate’s chest with a chair-assisted Heart Burn (Double Foot Stomp) and fleeing through the crowd.

Davis Ditterich “Looks like Trent Shaffer has leveled the playing field for his title match at ‘Survival of the Fittest’, if only slightly. The Soldiers are hurt bad.”

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BRETT FRASER VS SEAN DEELEY

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Adrian Garcia “Let’s hope Brett Fraser can succeed where his fellow Elite Prospects failed and defeat this traitor Sean Deeley.”

Deeley pounces, but can’t take his prey down. Fraser traps him in the corner and beats him down with no nonsense brawling, until Shooter surprises him with a big German Suplex. Deeley pounces for the arm, clambering all over the larger man, twisting the arm at unholy angles...

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The other Elite Prospects; EL EET, OZZIE GOLDEN and WARREN TECHNIQUE hit the ring and swarm all over Deeley.

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION... SEAN DEELEY (8:08)

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JOHN McCLEAN runs in to save his fellow tag team champion, but it’s four against two and he’s quickly overwhelmed. Adrian Garcia stands on the commentary desk, microphone in hand.

<div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA

Deeley. McClean. You’ve had your fun with the tag team titles, but it’s

time they come back to where they belong. Dan DaLay and Eddie

Chandler will take their rematch at ‘Survival of the Fittest’, and it will

be a Ladder Match. The tag team title belts will be hanging high above

the ring... but they won’t be alone. I’ve worked my magic with CGC

officials, and John McClean’s Canadian Title will also be up for grabs.

Friday Night. Live on PPV. The Elite vs Straight Shooters. Winner takes

all.

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Introducing first. Hailing from Mount Olympus. Standing 6 feet 4

inches tall and weighing 280lbs. The God of the Future

ALMIGHTY ZEUS

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... and his opponent, standing at 6’3, weighing in at 240lbs,

from DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia.

RICKY DECOLT</div>

Davis Ditterich “A rematch of the Ultimate Showdown Series final.”

Ricky tries to unleash pinpoint counter-punches, but he lacks his brother’s precision, and Zeus lays him out with a Twisting Spinebuster! Rage battles sorrow battles determination. Zeus attacks erratically, alternating between cruel strikes, flashy submissions and furious slams. Ricky fights back with high-risk, high-intensity offense. Epic Dropkick! Running Bulldog! High Fly Elbow! He goes for DeColt 45 (Roll Inverted DDT) but the God of the Future breaks free, grabs Ricky around the throat and overpowers him towards the corner. Ricky desperately fights free, diving aside just as- BOOM! A lightning bolt strikes the turnbuckle. Ricky goes for a Huracanranna, but Zeus showcases Godlike strength to turn it into the Thunder Bolt (Sit Out Bomb)! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... ALMIGHTY ZEUS (13:13)

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RICKY DECOLT rolls out of the ring, covering his head in shame, while ALMIGHTY ZEUS stands victorious. He’s joined by SOOTHSAYER and a nervous JOEY POISON, who clutches his CGC World Title tight, eyes darting back and forth.

<div style="text-align:center;">JOEY POISON

You think you scare me, Trent? You think we care that you took out

the Soldiers? Soothsayer’s seen the future. They were pawns. Relics

of the past. The future are still standing, and there are more of us

than there are of you.

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TRENT SHAFFER appears on the ramp. Joey fumbles with his vial of potion.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

Go ahead, Joey. Drink up. I don’t want to talk to you. You’re not the

one I’ll be fighting on Friday. I want to talk to the monster. </div>

Joey Poison drinks deep. Body wracked with pain, he drops to his knees and thrashes around on the mat, unleashing a guttural scream then... Silence. POISON rises, staring straight ahead with cold, dead eyes. Still at ringside, Ricky DeColt hops into the crowd, but watches with interest.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

You’re a formidable monster, Poison, but so am I. And while you were

created with test tubes and chemicals I was born in the shadows.

Beautiful and without weakness. Unlike you. Credit where credit is due,

the DeColts did the legwork. They figured out that Joey’s broken

collarbone became Poison’s weak spot. That Joey’s cardio issues

trigger the potion wearing off. Yet Joey had one more weakness the

DeColt’s weren’t willing to exploit.

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Trent drags FAITH, tied up and struggling, beside him.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

Was she his friend? Was she his lover? Is she his niece? I don’t know,

but I do know that Joey loved to run to her rescue whenever she was in

danger. The question is... does Poison?</div>

Trent looks carefully, but Poison just stares ahead with cold dead eyes.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

Does Poison feel that same urge to ride to her rescue, white knight style?</div>

Trent roughly pulls Faith in front of him, keeping his eyes on Poison... who doesn’t react.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

Does it bother Poison to see her in the hands of the World’s Most

Dangerous Predator?</div>

Trent exposes Faith’s neck, and starts nibbling. Faith’s helpless and horrified. Poison twitches... maybe... perhaps it was a trick of the light.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

Does it bother Poison to know I can do this?</div>

Trent moves away from Faith and slaps her! Suddenly, Poison’s eyes aren’t cold and dead, but alive with furious anger. He advances towards Trent, but Soothsayer and Zeus hold him back.

Trent smiles.

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Jack, Donte & Ricky: B-

SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE VS JACK & DONTE: C

Trent attacks the Soldiers: C

BRETT FRASER VS SEAN DEELEY: C+

Adrian Garcia Promo C-

ALMIGHTY ZEUS VS RICKY DECOLT: B-

Trent’s Test: A

<div style="text-align:center;">FINAL RATING: B-

TV Rating: 1.43 (up from 1.38)

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Ooh. Was that my first 'A' rated segment? Didn't expect that from those guys.

Ambling through the game as slowly as I am, I have plenty of time to read the daily news bullitins and see what's happening in the rest of the world. One story caught my eye. Jamie Hernandez (aka 'Mainstream') just won the TCW International title from Eddie Peak. Considering he began the data on E+ popularity, seeing him rise to C+ and beat a monster like Peak has to be one of the success stories of 2013. I've never been fond of Mainstream, but cool to see.

Here's the Card for Survival of the Fittest:

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

Psycho Sam · January 22, 2014

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Swerve by Faith.

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

Regis · January 22, 2014

Ooh... Trent Shaffer, the Beautiful Monster, is not quite a Face yet! Loving your work, and still marking out for Donte DeColt.

Big Roguey · January 22, 2014

Good to see Trent's still as big a bastard as always. I can see Poison trying to rip his heart out.

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley - But Deeley gets the Canadian title in the process, lining up a heel turn for McClean.

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

Rickymex · January 22, 2014

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

Midnightnick · January 22, 2014

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

smwilliams · January 22, 2014

What's that famous line about sometimes it takes a monster to catch a monster? I think Shaffer fits the bill.

Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

March · January 22, 2014

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

JShmoopy · January 22, 2014

It looked like Shaffer was turning for a minute there, guess I was wrong about that.

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

TakerNGN74 · January 23, 2014

The Annual ‘Survival of the Fittest’ fitness competition, where twelve of CGC’s finest compete in challenges using their speed, strength, stamina and athleticism (as dictated in WreSpi3) Who is the fittest man in CGC? Almighty Zeus vs Brett Fraser vs Christian Price vs Donte Dunn vs El Eet vs Grease Hogg vs Ozzie Golden vs Pow Wow The Clown vs Ricky DeColt vs Shane Nelson vs Skip Beau vs Warren Technique

CGC World Title Match: Trent Shaffer vs Poison ©

Ladder Match for CGC Tag Team & Canadian Titles: DaLay & Chandler vs McClean & Deeley

First Blood: Gargantuan vs Alex DeColt

Lead Belly vs Thrill Seeker

Self · January 25, 2014

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Kamloops Royal Athletic Park, British Columbia

Friday Week 3 November 2013

15,000 in attendance SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “Has Trent Shaffer found a new weakness in the CGC World Champion, the monster Poison? He used Faith to get to him last Sunday, but will it work in tonight’s main event?”

Adrian Garcia “It’s Survival of the Fittest, so you know what that means. Twelve fighters competing in various events to prove they’re the best athlete in CGC. This year the field includes my four Elite prospects. If one of them can win, I’ll be signing them up to my talent agency on the spot.”

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LEAD BELLY VS THRILL SEEKER

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Davis Ditterich “Prime Energy and the Dirty White Boys have been battling it out at house shows for months. With their partners in the Survival of the Fittest tournament, it’s time for these two to settle the score.”

Thrill Seeker bobs and weaves, but is laid out with a Belly-Butt. The gigantic biker beats the much smaller man down with drunken thuggery, until Thrill Seeker starting bouncing off the ropes at impossible angles. Missile Dropkick! Huge Plancha! He goes for the Fame Seeker (Fame Asser) but he’s caught in mid-air. Lead goes for the RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifix Toss) but it’s countered into a Rana! Daredevil Drop (Springboard Senton Bomb)! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">THRILL SEEKER WINS (8:03)

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ROUND ONE - PART ONE

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Hey there, party people. It’s time for the first event in our Survival

of the Fittest Tournament. flex your muscles, boys. It’s tug of war!

The first six competitors have been randomly paired up. Winners

advance. Losers are out. 3... 2... 1... Go!

(Pairings assigned via random number generator. Results calculated

by adding a random number to their Strength stat)

CHRISTIAN PRICE is simply too big. SKIP BEAU gives it his all, but is pulled over the line. (Christian Price rolls 770. Skip Beau rolls 695)

No matter how much he smiles and flexes for the cameras, EL EET is helpless against the power of DONTE DUNN (El Eet rolls 461. Donte Dunn rolls 649)

Giggling for some reason, Shane Nelson is woefully unprepared for the power of RICKY DECOLT. (Shane Nelson rolls 450. Ricky DeColt rolls 753).

<div style="text-align:center;">JENNY PLAYMATE

Christian Price, Donte Dunn and Ricky DeColt all advance to the next

round. We’ll be back with the second half of our Tug of War event after

some wrestling action!

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EL EET

No no no no no no no. I’m not leaving yet. I want to make sure everybody

knows that Donte Dunn cheated. I want every sponsor to know. I want

every advertiser to know. I especially want Adrian Garcia to know that

Donte Dunn is a filthy cheater, and I’ll beat up anyone who says otherwise.

Who Rules?

DECOLT RULES

EL EET

Uh oh.

EL EET VS JACK DECOLT

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Adrian Garcia “This mysterious luchador may have bitten off more than he can chew, but if he did pin a DeColt, well... that would get him into my Elite for sure.”

Jack takes control with simple mat wrestling techniques. El Eet surprises him with some fancy armdrags, but spends more time posing for the cameras than following up. Jack’s rage builds and builds until he explodes, going ballistic with right hands and shoulder tackles. He mounts the luchador in the corner and starts to Punch! Him! In! The! Mask! He hoists him up for the Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) but El Eet goes for the eyes. Double Underhook Powerbomb! 1... 2... Kick out! He goes for the Flying Leg Lariat, but Jack ducks and locks in End of Days (Bow & Arrow Dragon Sleeper). El Eet taps!

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT WINS (12:32)

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ROUND ONE - PART TWO

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Time for the Tug of War to continue! Who will join Christian, Ricky

and Donte in Round 2? Let’s find out!

OZZIE GOLDEN doesn’t even try. Not that there would have been much point. There was no chance he could beat the gigantic GREASE HOGG (Ozzie Golden rolls 351. Grease Hogg rolls 814)

Evenly matched in raw strength, this is a war of persistence. Staring blankly, WARREN TECHNIQUE clearly wants it more, eventually pulling POW WOW THE CLOWN over the line (Warren Technique rolls 644. Pow Wow rolls 525)

A battle for the ages. Two equally matched behemoths giving it their all. Utterly refusing to yield, ALMIGHTY ZEUS inches BRETT FRASER over the line. (Almighty Zeus rolls 842. Brett Fraser rolls 841)

<div style="text-align:center;">JENNY PLAYMATE

Oh Em Gee. Those were some nail-biters. Grease Hogg, Warren

Technique and Almighty Zeus all advance. Round Two is coming up

but first here’s some tag team action!

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Gordon Mann & Stuart Kent

THE BOLD GENDARMES

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THE ELEMENTALISTS

Jason Tundra & Lenny Lomas</div>

Davis Ditterich “A bonus match for tonight. A fantastic opportunity for one of these young teams to impress the CGC fans.”

The EleMentalists work over Kent's arm with high flying double teams. Feigning respect, Gordon Mann offers a handshake, and sucker punches Lomas when he accepts. The Gendarmes expertly cut the ring in half, while using trickery and deceit to score countless cheap shots. A sudden dropkick gives Lomas some space. He desperately crawls to his partner and… Kent yanks Tundra off the apron, preventing the tag. Mann delivers a backbreaker, holding Lomas there while Kent comes off the middle rope with an elbow drop. 1. 2. 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">THE BOLD GENDARMES WIN (7:12)</div>

Gordon Mann sneers at the crowd as Stuart Kent snatches him a microphone.

<div style="text-align:center;">GORDON MANN

We are the Bold Gendarmes. In case you don't know what that word

means, it means police. It means we are the law around here. It

means that if anyone steps out of line...

STUART KENT

We run them in!

GORDON MANN

... we run them in. If anyone in the back gets on our bad side...

STUART KENT

We run them in!

GORDON MANN

... we run them in. And if anyone in this disgusting crowd of criminals

does anything we don't like...

STUART KENT

We run them in!

GORDON MANN

... we run them in. For we are the Bold Gendarmes.

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ROUND TWO

PARKING LOT

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JENNY PLAYMATE

We’ve tested Strength, now it’s time to test Speed. It’s a 100m Sprint.

Last one to cross the finish line is eliminated. On your marks... Get

set... Go!

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The six competitors start running through the parking lot. WARREN TECHNIQUE tries to trip RICKY DECOLT early, slowing both men down. The young DeColt uses his impressive natural quickness to overtake most of the field, but cannot beat ALMIGHTY ZEUS across the line. (Almighty Zeus rolls 618) (Ricky DeColt rolls 582) DONTE DUNN crosses the line next, followed by Warren (Donte Dunn rolls 468) (Warren Technique rolls 462). Which leaves CHRISTIAN PRICE and GREASE HOGG struggling for survival, heavy footed, slow and clumsy. With an extra burst of “speed”, Christian just barely makes it through before his drunken foe (Christian Price rolls 275. Grease Hogg rolls 243).

<div style="text-align:center;">JENNY PLAYMATE

Sorry, Grease Hogg. It takes more than raw power to be the Fittest.

You have been eliminated. The rest of you had better get your breath

back, the third round is coming up, right after this.

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BRETT FRASER VS SHANE NELSON

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Davis Ditterich "These men asked for a match after they were eliminated from Survival of the Fittest earlier."

Shane Nelson runs wild with dropkicks, until Fraser hunts him down and traps him in the corners. Shane fights back with a series of monkey flips, but is caught, utterly brutalized, and tosses outside. The referee starts counting.

It looks like Nelson's going to get back in, so Fraser goes outside and lays him out with a Double Arm DDT on the floor.

<div style="text-align:center;">"1... 2....3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!"

BRETT FRASER WINS (8:50)

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ROUND THREE

PARKING LOT

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JENNY PLAYMATE

We have 5 survivors left. Time to make it 4. Whoever jumps the shortest

distance is out of the competition.

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The five survivors run and leap into a sand pit. CHRISTIAN PRICE has his footing all kinds of wrong, practically tripping over his own feet and jumping a disappointing distance (Christian Price rolls 686). DONTE DUNN has similar problems with the uneven surface, but his natural springiness results in a mighty leap regardless (Donte Dunn rolls 948) Luck is on RICKY DECOLT’s side, with even the wind helping him jump just that little bit further than Donte (Ricky DeColt rolls 960). WARREN TECHNIQUE manages to beat out Christian with a respectable leap (Warren Technique rolls 742) as does ALMIGHTY ZEUS (Almighty Zeus rolls 708).

<div style="text-align:center;">JENNY PLAYMATE

Perhaps the lack of hair made him lighter, Ricky DeColt jumps the

furthest. Sorry, Christian Price. You jumped the shortest, so you

have been eliminated. The final event is upon us! After this

totally awesome first blood match.

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FIRST BLOOD MATCH

GARGANTUAN VS ALEX DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich “Anything goes in this one. First person to make his opponent bleed wins."

Alex unleashes precision punches, targeting pressure points for maximum stopping power, but is laid out with an Unreal Clothesline. Gargantuan tears at his flesh with massive fingers, eager for blood, but when he attempts to lawn dart his foe into an exposed turnbuckle, Alex slips behind and repeatedly rams the beast’s head into it. Gargantuan powers free. No blood. Gargantuan lawn darts Alex into the turnbuckles, exposed turnbuckles, guard rails, ring posts... yet Alex refuses to bleed. So the genetically engineered fighting machine picks up a chair. Alex ducks the shot, steals the chair and nails Gargantuan over the head with it. No blood. Another shot! No blood. Gargantuan punches the chair into Alex’s face. No blood. Gargantuan delivers a huge chairshot, but Alex blocks it with his hands just enough to prevent it from busting him open.

Battered, exhausted, hands possibly broken, Alex is loomed over by the beast, who swings one final time... Alex ducks! Throat thrust! He steals the chair and jabs at Gargantuan, targeting pressure points for maximum stopping power, before climbing onto the second and jumping off with an immense chair shot! Blood! Gargantuan bleeds!

<div style="text-align:center;">ALEX DECOLT WINS (10:11)</div>

Gargantuan stares at his own blood in shock and horror. Alex offers him a handshake... but Gargantuan stumbles out of the ring and flees up the ramp. Alex is disappointed.

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LADDER MATCH FOR THE CGC TAG TEAM TITLES

AND THE CGG CANADIAN TITLE

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John McClean & Sean Deeley

STRAIGHT SHOOTERS

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DAN DALAY & EDDIE CHANDLER

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Davis Ditterich “That’s a lot of gold hanging high above the ring. First person to pull them down becomes Canadian Champion, and wins the Tag belts for his team.”

McClean uses his technical expertise to deftly twist and turn Chandler. Deeley pounces on DaLay, twisting his arm at unholy angles. The Shooters are in control, but Adrian Garcia stops them from getting a ladder, allowing- BACKFIST! Deeley is out cold! The Elite assault McClean. DaLay charges him into propped up ladders, while Chandler uses long fingernails to rake the back, eyes and inner thighs. Yet every time Chandler climbs the ladder, McClean slips free of DaLay's clutches to stop him. Elegant Demise (Spike Belly to Belly Piledriver) takes out McClean, but here comes Deeley! Brutal takedowns! Animalistic suplexes! He germans Chandler into one ladder, and threads DaLay’s arm through another for a vicious Seated Arm Stretch!

Deeley climbs. Backcracker off the ladder! Eddie Chandler climbs. Clean neckbreaker off the ladder! McClean climbs. Dan DaLay throws a ladder at him. DaLay climbs. Very, very nervously and very, very slowly. Back Suplex/Neckbreaker combo! The Straight Shooters climb, but Chandler grabs a handful of junk and sends Deeley crashing into a propped up ladder. McClean and Chandler go punch-for-punch high above the ring. McClean has the upper hand, but Chandler kisses him! McClean is flummoxed... and is shoved off the ladder! Eddie Chandler retrieves the titles!

<div style="text-align:center;">NEW CGC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND CGC CANADIAN CHAMPION

THE ELITE (16:36)</div>

Adrian Garcia “Yes! Yes! They’ve done it! Go Elite Go!”

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OBSTACLE COURSE

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JENNY PLAYMATE stands in front of a fancy, 6-part obstacle course, constructed outside the building.

<div style="text-align:center;">JENNY PLAYMATE

Four of CGC finest have survived this far, but only one will win The

Eliminator! Who is the fittest man in CGC? Let’s find out. 3-2-1-Go!</div>

Jenny Playmate “First, the competitors will face six hurdles. Three high that they need to vault over. Three low that they need to roll under.”

Donte Dunn easily bounds over and rolls under the HURDLES (Donte rolls 1036) with Ricky DeColt and Almighty Zeus hot on his heels (Ricky rolls 953) (Zeus rolls 843) Warren Technique has a disastrous time with the high-hurdles, and falls behind (Warren rolls 585).

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Jenny Playmate “After that, they will have to push a heavy metal ball up a ramp.”

Donte struggles with the HEAVY BALL allowing powerful Ricky to nip ahead (Ricky rolls 761 = 1714 total) (Donte rolls 673 = 1709) Showcasing Godlike strength, Zeus closes the gap too (Zeus rolls 825 = 1668) While Warren’s bad luck continues, bouncing off the ball at first (Warren rolls 521 = 1106).

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Jenny Playmate “Next, they will run across a narrow balance beam.”

Ricky wobbles, but is just so damn quick he extends his lead (Ricky rolls 640 = 2354) Speed not being his specialty, Donte is overtaken by Zeus (Zeus rolls 573 = 2241)(Donte rolls 500 = 2209). At the back, slow and steady catches up slightly (Warren rolls 641 = 1747).

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Jenny Playmate “Fatigue setting in, they must traverse a set of gymnastic rings.”

Donte’s such a natural on the rings that he swings past Ricky (Donte rolls 1000 = 3209) (Ricky rolls 795 = 3149) and leaves Zeus in his dust (Zeus rolls 828 = 3019) Warren has trouble getting momentum (Warren rolls 675 = 2422).

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Jenny Playmate “Then, power up an energy-sapping cargo net.”

Donte’ may have over-exerted himself on the rings, getting all kinds of tangled up in the CARGO NET and allowing Ricky to overtake (Ricky rolls 842 = 3991) (Donte rolls 654 = 3863) Zeus has even worse luck than Donte and falls further behind the leaders (Zeus rolls 713 = 3732) while, bless him, Warren is still trying(Warren rolls 719 = 3141)

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Jenny Playmate “After whizzing down a zip-line they’ll face The Travelator, a reverse-treadmill on a 45-degree incline. Trust me. It’s super hard.”

The leaders are close as they whizz down the zipline (Ricky rolls Yippee!) (Donte rolls Cowabunga!) (Zeus rolls roaring with fury) but Ricky has the lead and uses his speed to keep it, charging mightily up the Travelator and through the finish line (Ricky rolls 714 = 4705) Zeus is faster, but a slight stumble allows Donte to pip him to the post (Donte rolls 630 = 4493) (Zeus rolls 647 = 4379)Several seconds later, up comes Warren, who actually ascends the reverse-treadmill faster than anyone (Warren rolls 768 = 3909)

<div style="text-align:center;">WINNER

Ricky DeColt

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91.95 seconds</div>

2nd Place: Donte Dunn (94.07 seconds)

3rd Place: Almighty Zeus (95.21 seconds)

4th Place: Warren Technique (99.91 seconds)

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COUNTDOWN

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5

Trent gazes at a picture of the CGC World Title, lovingly and longingly.

4

Hugging the CGC World Title tightly, JOEY POISON paces nervously

3

Trent drags a struggling FAITH through the backstage area

2

Joey drinks deep the magical potion.

1

A member of the backstage crew tries to rescue Faith, but gets a

handful of glitter and a low blow for his troubles.

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CGC WORLD TITLE MATCH

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Introducing first, the challenger. Accompanied... sort of... by Faith...Weighing

in with a heavy heart and a soul full of sorrow. Hailing from Forks, Washington.

The “Sparkling Vampire”

TRENT SHAFFER

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... and his opponent. Hailing from Toronto, Ontario. Standing 6’0 tall

and weighing in at 235lbs. He is the current, reigning and defending

CGC World Heavyweight Champion.

POISON</div>

Davis Ditterich “Has Trent found a weakness he can use to be Poison?”

Trent’s fast, scary fast, assaulting the weak spot with sharp elbows and lightning fast dropkicks until Poison catches a Lungblower hurls him across the ring. Unfazed, unfeeling, unblinking, Poison takes him apart with deadly right hands. Trent’s attempts to fight back are shrugged off, until he flees and hides behind Faith. There’s a flash of anger in Poison’s cold, dead eyes, and he charges in recklessly. Dropkick to the weak spot! Trent ruthlessly presses the advantage. He can’t keep Poison reeling for long, but he uses Faith to repeatedly mess with the champion.

Trent throws a handful of glitter, and- Poison Mist! Trent is blind. He ducks the Ripcord Lariat, but is otherwise helpless. Poison starts stomping at his unprotected head in the corner. Over and over.... and over and over and over and... Poison notices Faith looking at him with sadness and fear. There’s a flicker of... something... in Poison’s eyes. Shame? Trent attacks, locking in the Vampiric Embrace (Sleeper) and riding the monster around the ring.

Davis Ditterich “That’s... that’s the 16 minute mark!”

Poison finally dislodges Trent with one big charge into the turnbuckle, and when he rises, his eyes are clear.

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He’s regular old JOEY POISON again, and he’s scared. Strange Chimes alert him to a vial of potion at ringside. He scrambles for it, but Trent has Faith by the hair in one hand, and a steel chair in the other.

<div style="text-align:center;">“You drink and I take her head off.”</div>

Joey is conflicted.

<div style="text-align:center;">“You know I’ll do it! Put the potion down!”

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SOOTHSAYER appears out of nowhere and forcibly pours the potion down Joey’s throat. Meanwhile ALMIGHTY ZEUS swings a chair at Trent’s head. The Sparkling Vampire ducks and dropkicks it into the God’s face. Security rush in to protect Faith. Outside, Joey thrashes around against the apron, the potion taking effect. Suicide dive from Trent! He desperately throws Joey inside. Heart Burn (Double Foot Stomp)! 1... 2...

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POISON kicks out and rises. Seeing the monster risen once more, and Faith surrounded by security, he goes for broke with a Lungblower. It’s caught. He’s thrown aside. Poison Mist! Trent blind. Ripcord Lariat! 1... 2... 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">STILL CGC WORLD CHAMPION: POISON (19:49)</div>

Almighty Zeus and Soothsayer swarm the Sparkling Vampire, beating him down and dragging his prone body into the corner. Poison stomps him in his unprotected head. Over and over and-

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CHRISTIAN PRICE sprints down to the ring and starts laying into Zeus and Soothsayer with thunderous european uppercuts. Simple. Effective. Unstoppable. Poison attacks from behind and goes for the Ripcord Lariat, but Price ducks. Price Check (TKO)! Poison rolls outside and is up quickly, but Soothsayer commands he not go back in to fight. Instead, the CGC World Champion just raises his title belt high, staring at Price with cold, dead eyes.

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Self · January 25, 2014

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LEAD BELLY VS THRILL SEEKER: C

SotF: Tug of War Round 1: C+

El Eet Promo: C+

EL EET VS JACK DECOLT: B-

SotF: Tug of War Round 2: D+

BOLD GENDARMES VS ELEMENTALISTS: D-

Gendarmes Promo: E+

SotF: The Sprint: C

BRETT FRASER VS SHANE NELSON: C-

SotF: The Jump: C+

GARGANTUAN VS ALEX DECOLT: B-

Blood is thicker: B-

THE ELITE VS STRAIGHT SHOOTERS: C

SotF: The Eliminator: C

Countdown: B-

TRENT SHAFFER VS POISON: B-

Save from attack: B+

FINAL RATING: B-

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As I was playing this show, it reminded me of Ultimate Showdown, in that it had a vibrant gimmick that didn’t exactly translate to high scores. It didn’t help that the results of the fitness competition were shoot (based on WreSpi3 stats and a random number generator) so I couldn’t avoid having Warren Technique in every segment. He sucks, bless him. Could have been worse though. Overness juggernaut Almighty Zeus came ridiculously close to being taken out in Round One.

Undercard didn’t help. Originally I planned a bunch of easy-to-predict squashes, but I’ve become interested in having more of a jostling midcard scene, where my midcarders don’t purely exist to put over main eventers. We’ll see how that pans out. On second glance, the undercard did feature two good DeColt matches, so if it wasn’t for the disappointing Tag Ladder match (who do I punish for that, I wonder?) it would have been rather tidy package.

The Bold Gendarmes; Gordon Mann (Mountie Mann) and Stuart Kent (K-Squared) are the first real projects to come out of my 'developmental' territory; the Funtime Combat Kingdom. While there are other main-roster guys down there (Tundra, Lightning etc) the Gendarmes are the first to debut in FCK and then win in CGC. After breaking up House of Old School and Predators, I needed a new heel team. Time will tell how this works out.

Plum forgot about predictions.

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Psycho Sam · January 25, 2014

I liked that Warren Technique was in the final four. With Adrian's statement, I thought Warren was gonna win it.

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Bobby Thomas vs Trent Shaffer

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Trent Shaffer: Yay or Boo?

Big Roguey · January 25, 2014

Plum forgot about predictions.

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Bobby Thomas vs Trent Shaffer

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Soothsayer vs Christian Price

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Trent Shaffer: Yay or Boo?

Midnightnick · January 25, 2014

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Bobby Thomas vs Trent Shaffer

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Soothsayer vs Christian Price

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Trent Shaffer: Yay or Boo?

Charasmatic Enigma · January 25, 2014

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Bobby Thomas vs Trent Shaffer

Chamber of Horrors Qualifier: Soothsayer vs Christian Price

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