CGC: On With The Show [8RoW]

JShmoopy · March 23, 2014

I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Buff has been impressive, but I don't think he'll be beating any DeColts just yet.

Soldiers of Fortune vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Whenever I think Deeley will win, he loses, so I'm going with El Eet.

Rickymex · March 23, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Kitarzu" data-cite="Kitarzu" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt Soldiers of Fortune vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price El Eet vs Sean Deeley</div></blockquote> Second this

Greylocke · March 23, 2014

Finally got my internet access back!

I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Ironically, the "Man Without Fear" actually seems like a more fitting nickname now that Ricky is using a potion that apparently makes him immune to pain. Guys under the effect of that potion seemingly has no fear of anything.

Beeker · March 24, 2014

I.am.buff vs. Jack DeColt

- no contest. Both are too Big and Buff and Wild to drop this first encounter. Buff show Marie his "powerful core" which sets Jack off! Insta feud!

SoF vs. The Superfriends

SoF are SoL against the combined might of Trentman and SuperPrice.

El Eet vs. Sean Dealwithit

- personal preference as El Eet earns more sponsors by toppling the man without personality. Win a match, earn a new advertising decal.

Hitman74 · March 24, 2014

I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Greylocke · March 24, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Beeker" data-cite="Beeker" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I.am.buff vs. Jack DeColt - no contest. Both are too Big and Buff and Wild to drop this first encounter. Buff show Marie his "powerful core" which sets Jack off! Insta feud! </div></blockquote> I see something like this happening, but I predict Jack going overboard and getting DQed.

Regis · March 24, 2014

Don't fire anyone! Unless you've got a money-related owner goal, that cash is there to be used. Provided that the people you've got are working for you, increasing your grades and boosting your overness, then don't be afraid to splash your cash.

March · March 24, 2014

I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Soldiers of Fortune vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Self · March 27, 2014

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Saskatoon Bowl, The Prairies

Sunday Week 1 February 2014

4,482 in attendance

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Davis Ditterich “‘He’s big, he’s masculine, and tonight he faces his toughest test since arriving in CGC three weeks ago. I.Am.Buff takes on Jack DeColt in our main event.”

John McClean “I had the ‘pleasure’ of I.Am.Buff’s company in the ring last week. So trust me, Jack DeColt should not take this ‘masculine behemoth’ lightly.”

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IN-RING

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Hugging his CGC World Title tight, JOEY POISON comes to the ring, flanked by the Soldiers of Fortune; DESTINY and FATE.

<div style="text-align:center;">JOEY POISON

I can’t say I ever expected to be defending my CGC World Title against

Stevie Grayson, but I guess this time last year I wouldn’t have expected

myself to be Champion either. The Future has a plan for us all, but

while its plan for me was one of victory and glory, its plan for Stevie

Grayson will be one of disappointment and heartbreak.

See, I know what Stevie wants to do. He wants to use his ‘friends’ Trent

Shaffer and Christian Price to get an unfair advantage over me. He plans

to cheat! He plans to steal my title! So I want CGC officials to step in to

protect their champion and suspend Trent and Christian from CGC

events until after ‘Luck of the Draw’!

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STEVIE GRAYSON bounds to the ring, less chipper than usual. Joey immediately puts the Soldiers between himself and the No.1 Contender, instinctively reaching into his pocket for a vial of potion that isn’t there.

<div style="text-align:center;">STEVIE GRAYSON

You’realiarJoeyPoisonifanyone’sgoing tousehisfriendstohelphimwinit’syou!

Theonlyreasonyou’restillchampionisthe SoldiersofFortune.They’retheones

whoshouldbesuspended.</div>

Joey is appalled. Neither Soldier is too quick to dispute that claim, but Fate whispers something in Joey’s ear that makes the champion smile.

<div style="text-align:center;">JOEY POISON

Now there’s an idea. You want my friends suspended. I want your

suspended. They’re about to fight, so how about winners stay, losers

are out of here.

STEVIE GRAYSON

You’reon!

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LOSERS SUSPENDED UNTIL AFTER

‘LUCK OF THE DRAW’ MATCH

Destiny & Fate

SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

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DYNAMIC DUO

Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</div>

John McClean “While I can’t say I approve of Christian’s new ‘friend’, I’ll be pulling for them here. I like my Champions clean, and Joey Poison has been anything but.”

Trent’s happy to let his partner go to work with european uppercuts! Simple. Effective. Unstoppable... until he’s laid out with a Spinebuster. Eye-gouging. Hair-pulling. The Soldiers use every trick in the book, until Price hits a Stud Stopper (Twisting Snap Powerslam). He makes the tag and here comes Trent! Sharp elbow strikes! Lightning fast dropkicks! Fate stops him via fish-hooking, but Price saves the day with a big running euro. Heart Burn (Double Foot Stomp)! 1-2-3.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER & CHRISTIAN PRICE WIN (8:29)</div>

Davis Ditterich “Things have just gone from bad to worse for Joey Poison. No Soothsayer. No potion. Now no Soldiers. I ca ‘t believe I’m saying this, but Stevie Grayson may be in with a chance at ‘Luck of the Draw’.”

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BACKSTAGE

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HOTSTUFF MARIE is painting. Don’t ask me why. She’s got an easel out and paint is splattered everywhere. A massive shadow is suddenly cast over her work, made by the gigantic I.AM.BUFF.

<div style="text-align:center;">I.AM.BUFF

Hey there, Hotstuff. If you want to paint something, why don't we go

somewhere private and I can show you what a real man looks like.</div>

Marie backs away from the masculine behemoth, but finds herself trapped in a corner. Buff reaches out to stroke her hair, but Marie notices someone standing behind him and smiles.

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JACK DECOLT glares at him, barely containing his rage.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

You're new here, so I'm going to give you one warning before the fists

start flying. Step away from my wife.

I.AM.BUFF

You've got it all wrong, little man. She's the one coming onto me. The

ladies of CGC have gotten tired of scrawny weaklings. Now that they've

caught sight of a real man, they're drawn to me like moths to a flame.

Don't worry, Hotstuff, there's plenty of me to go around.</div>

Buff puts a hand on Marie's shoulder, and Jack instantly steps between them, getting in the muscular behemoth's face. I.Am.Buff looks down on him and laughs.

<div style="text-align:center;">I.AM.BUFF

See you later, Jack... and Marie, I'll see you after that.</div>

With a wink, Buff leaves.

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/w Adrian Garcia EL EET VS SEAN DEELEY /w Faith

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John McClean "Depending on your ability to recognize people in masks, this is either a first time meeting, or a clash between two former allies."

Deeley takes the fight to the ground, where El Eet is more than happy to go hold-for-hold and counter the attempted Armbar with a thumb to the eye. The luchador delivers a beating, posing for the cameras and showing off his sponsorship logos, until Deeley pounces with brutal takedowns and animalistic suplexes. Eet’s in trouble, until Garcia distracts the referee, allowing him to waffle Deeley with a Strong & Sons Wrench. 1. 2. 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">EL EET WINS (9:09)

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PARKING LOT

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Tired but happy, CHRISTIAN PRICE climbs into his Mom’s car. The Bold Gendarmes; GORDON MANN & STUART KENT step in front of the vehicle, shining flashlights.

<div style="text-align:center;">GORDON MANN

Step out of the vehicle please, Sir.

CHRISTIAN PRICE

Um... okay. What seems to be the problem, Offic- Oh wait, you guys.

You’re really cops?

GORDON MANN

Royal Canadian Mounted Police! Step out of the vehicle! Hands

where we can see them!</div>

With a shrug, Christian exists the vehicle, hands in the air... and is promptly put in a hammerlock and shoved against the hood by the diminutive Kent, who pats him down.

<div style="text-align:center;">STUART KENT

You should pick your friends more carefully, Mr. Price. Trent Shaffer is

a bad guy. He’s a liar and a cheat. Lucky for CGC, the Bold Gendarmes

are on the case to take him down. You should be careful you don’t

become guilty by association.

CHRISTIAN PRICE

If you want to hurt my friend, I’ll-

STUART KENT

Don’t be an idiot! He’s not your friend. He doesn’t have friends. He just

uses people until he gets what he wants, steals the glory, then discards

them. He’s turned on partners before. He’ll do it again. You’d be wise to

stay away from him.</div>

Kent releases Christian, and the Gendarmes leave... but not before Gordon Mann smashes Christian’s Mom’s car’s taillight.

<div style="text-align:center;">GORDON MANN

... and fix that taillight!

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Introducing first, from Paradise, Texas. Standing 6’5 inches tall and

weighing in at 333lbs. He is big. He is masculine.

I.AM.BUFF

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... and his opponent. Accompanied tonight by Hotstuff Marie. He stands

at 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 260lbs. Hailing from

DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia. ‘The Wild Man’!

JACK DECOLT</div>

Jack tries to take the ‘muscular behemoth’ down, but Buff's too big and overpowers him, flexing to show Marie what a "real man" looks like. Jack gets mad with right hands and- GETS SHOULDER TACKLED OUT OF THE RING! I.Am.Buff destroys Jack at ringside, mocking the ‘scrawny weakling’ before locking in a full nelson. Try as he might, Jack can’t break the hold, and starts fading... fading... fading... I.Am.Buff takes a moment to make a lewd comment towards Marie. Mistake. The Wild Man bursts free of the hold goes berserk with right hands and shoulder tackles before mounting him in the corner and Punching! Him! In! The! Face! A headbutt turns the tide, but Jack slips out of the Running Powerslam and heaves the behemoth up for the Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) for the pin!

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT WINS (15:23)

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Self · March 27, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/banner2_zps7348bd80.jpg</div> Joey Poison & Stevie Grayson Argue: C SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE VS TRENT & CHRISTIAN: D+ I.Am.Buff hassles Marie : B- EL EET VS SEAN DEELEY: C+ Gendarmes pull over Christian Price: D+ I.AM.BUFF VS JACK DECOLT: C+ <div style="text-align:center;">FINAL RATING: C+ TV Rating: 1.34 http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/banner2_zps7348bd80.jpg</div> A below-par episode. The main event underperformed, which kinda surprised me given the favorable chemistry note. I don’t think Buff is on time decline yet. The show also lacked the killer promo segment. Stevie Grayson & Joey Poison may be in the World Title match, but they aren’t the best talkers in the world. The Gendarmes remind me a little of Missy Masterson. New characters doing angles with top guys. Dragging down ratings. Not getting much from it. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Regis" data-cite="Regis" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Don't fire anyone! Unless you've got a money-related owner goal, that cash is there to be used. Provided that the people you've got are working for you, increasing your grades and boosting your overness, then don't be afraid to splash your cash.</div></blockquote> I don't have any money related Owner Goals, but making a profit is a personal goal for me, like 'let's get Poison's popularity up' or 'Let's do something to get Warren Technique over with the readers'. CGC kicked off 2013 with $5million in the bank. By January 2014 we were down to $4,247,154. That's an loss of over $750, which once again brings to mind the Canadian-TNA comparison someone brought up earlier. However, $650k of that was spent creating Bearberry Field, the outdoor festival grounds where WrestleFestival takes place. A $100k loss over the year isn't too bad, but it is a loss, and considering I'm not running the most ambitious company (still only 60 minutes of TV, still only one brand, still bringing in guys like K-Squared when there are lots of proven stars on the market) it's a bit of a bummer. What has hurt is contract negotiations. For every wrestler that I switch to a PPA contract, someone like Almighty Zeus is getting a big fat written pay-rise thanks to his 2013 push. Of course, the other way to look at it is that I still have $4million to spend upgrading my roster. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/banner2_zps7348bd80.jpg</div> One more episode before ‘Luck of the Draw’. Next week, Eddie Chandler presents a special Valentine’s Day for Ricky DeColt. He won’t tell anyone what he’s planning yet, so... I dunno. I guess I'll pose a question instead. Luck of the Draw is coming up. Any suggestions for fun weapons?

Voeltzwagon · March 27, 2014

Nerf battleaxe.

Rickymex · March 27, 2014

Pokeballs and the hammer from super smash bros

White Dolphin · March 27, 2014

A two-man kayak. Hey, it worked for Cactus Jack, didn't it?

Kitarzu · March 27, 2014

Giant foam hands, watermelons and big pencils.

smwilliams · March 28, 2014

Super Soaker

March · March 28, 2014

portable dog cage, ironing board, a coffee table covered with giant coffee table books, rose bushes

Hitman74 · March 28, 2014

Giant sporks.

Rayelek · March 28, 2014

A prosthetic leg.

Sudo_Nym · March 28, 2014

Buff Bagwell's mother

Derek B · March 28, 2014

Some possible items for you..

Christian Price's Xbox

Christian Price's PS1

Any comics you can get a hold of

A 7 iron golf club

As much glitter as is sold in the nearest shop,

A pot lid (Battle Royale style!)

A midget

Pow Wow The Clown's oversized shoes

A steel sponsor logo

Moose antlers

A bottle of "Arrogance" for men, with Rick Martel's face on it.

I've been trying to come up with some nicknames for the DeColt boys too...

"The General" Alex DeColt - Based on him being a master tactician and generally a leader in battle, this seemed to fit.

"Firebrand" Jack DeColt - He's hotheaded and likes to get up close and personal to deal damage, it seemed to fit.

"Fearless" Ricky DeColt - Whether he pushes fears to the side or the potioin has taken them away, it's a natural evolution of the name he's had for a while

"The Soulless Traitorous Backstabber" Steve DeColt - He knows what he did!

Charasmatic Enigma · March 28, 2014

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batarang

Well Trent IS Batman now...

Self · March 31, 2014

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King Edward Multiplex, British Columbia

Sunday Week 2 February 2014

5,000k in attendance

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Davis Ditterich "Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Love is in the air and Eddie Chandler has a 'special night' planned for the No.1 contenders for his CGC Tag Team Titles."

Eddie Chandler "Reeecky DeColt! I do not like what you have become. I miss ze old you. So instead of looking to ze future, when I destroy you and Aleeex at 'Luck of ze Draw', let's remember ze past, when you were ze DeColt of my dreams.”

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Brett Fraser & Vin Tanner

HOUSE OF OLD SCHOOL

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ALEX & RICKY DECOLT</div>

Eddie Chandler “Tonight is about celebrating Reeecky’s past. So why not make him fight some of CGC’s past tag teams?”

The DeColts use quick tags and expert teamwork to assault Vin, but Brett uses his net to tangle up Alex, before hunting down Ricky and trapping him in the corners with no nonsense brawling, targeting the ribs. Ricky nails Vin with an epic dropkick and makes the tag! Alex unleashes pinpoint counterpunches! Powerslam! Snap Driving Elbow! He looks like a tweaks his knee, but hits Vin with the DeColt Driver (Straightjacket Drop)! for the pin!

<div style="text-align:center;">ALEX & RICKY DECOLT WIN (7:35)

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DECOLT LOCKER ROOM

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The DeColt Family are aghast. Their locker room has been redecorated. Gigantic framed pictures of Eddie Chandler & Ricky DeColt (in mid grapple) hang on the walls. Footage of their matches play on Alex’s monitors. There are roses EVERYWHERE.

Doctor MARIE DECOLT starts taping up RICKY’s ribs, while JACK helps a limping ALEX into a chair.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

One down. Two to go. The Elite are scared. They wouldn’t be doing

this if they weren’t.

ALEX DECOLT

Great. How’s Ricky?

JACK DECOLT

Ribs are a little bruised, but-

ALEX DECOLT

No, I mean... How is he? His eyes. Did he seem...?

JACK DECOLT

What? No! Ricky’s fine. He just took an ass-kicking. You need to get your head

back into this. Two more matches. Two more tag teams from CGC’s past. You

need to concentrate on a battle plan and-</div>

On cue, a STRING-QUARTET bursts into the room, disturbing any sort of peace.

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BACKSTAGE

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A SMALL CHILD wanders through the backstage area, when he is suddenly surrounded by the Bold Gendarmes. STUART KENT and GORDON MANN, who snatches the boy’s bag and starts rifling through it.

<div style="text-align:center;">GORDON MANN

Royal Canadian Mounted Police business! We’re going to search this bag.

Well, well, well. Just what I thought. A Trent Shaffer t-shirt. We’re going

to have to confiscate this. You disgust me.

STUART KENT

Don’t you know that Trent Shaffer is a bad guy? The cheats. He lies.

He betrays his friends. You’d be wise to not buy any of his

merchandise.

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TRENT SHAFFER and CHRISTIAN PRICE rush over, getting between the Gendarmes and the small child.

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER

Leave the kid alone! This is between you and me, Stuart!

GORDON MANN

No. It’s about you and us. And Mr Price here, if he’s foolish enough to

ignore our friendly warnings.

CHRISTIAN PRICE

Is that a challenge? I... Is it? It is, right? Because my Mom still hates

you guys for smashing her taillight.

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Nathan Black & Warren Technique

THE PREDATORS

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ALEX & RICKY DECOLT</div>

Eddie Chandler “Ze Warren was impressive as a Prospect. Lets see if his partner can do so well.”

With Ricky the worse for wear, Alex takes control of the predators with precision punches, looking for a quick win with a Tower Collapse Superplex! Warren attacks his dodgy knee with perfect technique, but Black walks into a throat thrust and Alex makes the tag! Ricky runs wild with high-intensity offense! Epic Dropkick! Running Bulldog! High Fly Elbow! Looks like he landing hard. DeColt 45 (Rolling Inverted DDT)! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">ALEX & RICKY DECOLT WIN (8:13)

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DECOLT LOCKER ROOM

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An exhausted ALEX DECOLT straps up his leg. A battered RICKY DECOLT ices his ribs. A pissed off JACK DECOLT kicks a Barbershop Quartet out of the locker room.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

Two down! One to go! No matter who Eddie Chandler brings out, you

punch them hard! You punch them fast! You punch them in the-</div>

There’s a knock at the door. Furious, Jack goes to open it.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

If this is another sing-a-gram I’m going to-

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I.AM.BUFF charges in with a massive shoulder tackle that sends Jack flying across the room, before laying into Alex and Ricky. With all three DeColt brothers down, Buff picks up a rose, and hands it to Marie.

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INTERVIEW AREA

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Stevie, this Friday night you have the opportunity of a lifetime as you take

on Joey Poison for the CGC World Championship. How do you feel?

STEVIE GRAYSON

IactuallyfeelreallyconfidentJennyImeanJoeyPoisonhasbeenchampion

foralongtimeandhe’sbeatenlotsofguysbuthe’sneverbeenmorevulnerable

thanheisrightnow.HehasnoSoldiersandhehasnopotion-

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JOEY POISON

And you have no Zeus! You think you can talk down to me? You of all

people? Do you remember where you were before Soothsayer brought

CGC into the future? I may not have been champion, but at least I

wasn’t a parasite feeding off of Zeus’s power. You were pathetic then,

and you’re pathetic now. I’m not going to need the potion to beat

you, and I’m not going to need the Soldiers.

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El Eet & Bobby Thomas

THE TOTALLY RANDOM MISMATCHED TAG TEAM

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ALEX & RICKY DECOLT</div>

Eddie Chandler “Oh no. Can you believe eet, Davis? I ran out of tag teams and had to put zese two strangers together. What a disaster.”

El Eet makes a big show of introducing himself to his “new partner”. Thomas immediately demands Chandler pay him double his usual fee. The DeColts go straight on the attack, separating the 'makeshift' partners and battering them around ringside, but as soon as Thomas and Eet get close to one another, uncanny teamwork kicks in. A double gutbuster attacks Ricky's ribs, leaving them free to take apart Alex’s leg. Thomas attacks in a methodical, business-like fashion, but the luchador poses one time too many and Alex makes the tag! Ricky runs wild with high-intensity offense! Epic Dropkick! Running Bulldog! High Fly Elbow!

Eddie Chandler “I almost forgot, I had one more gift from Reeecky’s past.”

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Eddie Chandler puts on a familiar looking BLONDE WIG, distracting Ricky enough for a Double Super Kick! Eet dives out of the ring onto Alex, while Bobby applies a Rib-Vice! Looking directly at a gleeful Eddie, brushing the wig of his old hair, Ricky struggles and struggles and... Freezes. Eyes locked in an icy stare, Ricky rises, presses Thomas overhead and dropping him hard! Spear! Ricky rains down illegal closed fists. Referee Francis Long tries to pull him off and- Ricky shoves him down!

Alex is appalled, confronting his brother, who snaps out of his trance. As they argue-

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BACKFIST! BACKFIST! Alex and Ricky are out cold! The gigantic DAN DALAY stands above them, as Eddie Chandler joins him in the ring, still brushing his wig made of Ricky DeColt’s old hair.

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Self · March 31, 2014

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HOUSE OF OLD SCHOOL VS ALEX & RICKY: C

DeColts Backstage Part 1: B

Illegal Search and Seizure: C

THE PREDATORS VS ALEX & RICKY: D+

Barbershop Quartet: B

Jenny Interviews Stevie & Joey: C

THE SPECIALISTS VS ALEX & RICKY: B-

<div style="text-align:center;">FINAL RATING: B-

TV Rating: 1.42

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Surprisingly, no complaints from Alex & Ricky about working thrice. They are troopers.

Lots of fun weapon suggestions. So many, in fact, that I’ve added an extra match to Luck of the Draw so I can use more of them. Here’s the card...

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs John McClean vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown

The Bold Gendarmes vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

Blake Trask · March 31, 2014

I absolutely could not stop laughing at the totally random mismatched tag team.

Midnightnick · April 1, 2014

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs John McClean vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown

The Bold Gendarmes vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

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