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<p>CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison (c</strong>)</p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: <strong>Alex & Ricky DeColt</strong> vs The Elite ©</p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn ©</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: <strong>El Eet </strong>vs Sean Deeley</p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs <strong>John McClean </strong>vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown</p><p>

The Bold Gendarmes vs <strong>Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</strong></p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Blake Trask" data-cite="Blake Trask" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I absolutely could not stop laughing at the totally random mismatched tag team.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ^I would like to echo the above statement. That is one of the reasons why this is my favorite dynasty on the board right now.</p><p> </p><p> CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison ©</strong></p><p> </p><p> CGC Tag Title Match: <strong>Alex & Ricky DeColt</strong> vs The Elite ©</p><p> Since the DeColts can't challenge for the World Title giving two out of the three of them the tag team titles is a nice substitute.</p><p> </p><p> CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn ©</strong></p><p> </p><p> Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p> Luck of the Draw Match: <strong>El Eet</strong> vs Sean Deeley</p><p> Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs <strong>John McClean</strong> vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown</p><p> The Bold Gendarmes vs <strong>Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</strong></p>
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<p>CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs<strong> Joey Poison ©</strong></p><p>

<em>- As much as I enjoy the thought of Stevie getting a shot, in no way do I want to see him as the CGC World champ.</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: <strong>Alex & Ricky DeColt</strong> vs The Elite ©</p><p>

<em>- I really like this option, because, it will be the classic bickering partnership but they're both, ostensibly, faces. Watching Alex try to control bald n' bad Ricky should make for a fun reign.</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn</strong> ©</p><p>

<em>- I had forgotten Donte Dunn was still employed, let alone a champ, so I imagine there will be some storylines for him moving forward. Or should be. And Brett can go trap some meese to feel better.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: <strong>I.Am.Buff</strong> vs Jack DeColt</p><p>

<em>- I'm going with I.Am.Aflo to pick up the win here, otherwise it's another disposable monster for Jacko to beat.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: <strong>El Eet</strong> vs Sean Deeley</p><p>

<em>- Because El Eet is totally new to CGC and his moves have never been seen this far north of Mexico! I hope there is a pinata on a pole filled with weapons in this match.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: <strong>Warren Technique</strong> vs John McClean vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown</p><p>

<em>- Talk about a forgettable four-way. I'll go with the erudite Latinate. All four of these guys deserve better.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Bold Gendarmes</strong> vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</p><p>

<em>- I think the SuperFriends fall to the dastardly tactics of Le Bold Gendarmes. (And really, these two seem like a perfect fit to be Eddie Chandler's proteges.</em></p>

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<p>I like that there was one guy from the group of former "Elite Prospects" in each of the 3 teams that faced the DeColts, coincidence or no.</p><p> </p><p>

I wasn't even sure if Tanner was still employed until tonight.</p><p> </p><p>

CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison ©</strong> <em>I see a returning Almighty Zeus getting involved in this. He's the one guy whom we can't be sure which of the competitors he'll side with, considering he didn't part on good terms with either of them.</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: Alex & Ricky DeColt vs <strong>The Elite ©</strong> <em>I see the Elites retaining, since the DeColts seem to be way above every other heel team that I don't think they'll have any convincing opponent to feud with. There are at least 2 other strong credible face teams that can take the titles off the Elites. I'm also leaning somewhat towards the DeColts winning by DQ/countout without winning the titles when potion-induced Ricky destroys Chandler.</em></p><p> </p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn ©</strong> <em> The title was taken off Ozzie a little too quickly as it was. Dunn retains to prevent too much hotshotting of the title.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs <strong>Sean Deeley</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs <strong>John McClean</strong> vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown <em>Not sure what this match is about, so taking the easy way be voting for the most established guy here.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Bold Gendarmes</strong> vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price <em>You made a point of reminding everyone that the Gendarmes haven't been pinned or submitted, so it's not going to happening in the very first match of the feud. Although once again I can also see the possibility of them getting DQed/counted out.</em></p>

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<p>CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison ©</strong></p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: Alex & Ricky DeColt vs <strong>The Elite ©</strong></p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn ©</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: <strong>I.Am.Buff </strong>vs Jack DeColt</p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs <strong>Sean Deeley</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs John McClean vs <strong>Thrill Seeker </strong>vs Whippy The Clown</p><p>

The Bold Gendarmes vs <strong>Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</strong></p>

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<p>CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison ©</strong></p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: Alex & Ricky DeColt vs <strong>The Elite ©</strong></p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn ©</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs <strong>Sean Deeley</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs <strong>John McClean</strong> vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown</p><p>

The Bold Gendarmes vs <strong>Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</strong></p>

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<p>CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison ©</strong></p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: Alex & Ricky DeColt vs <strong>The Elite ©</strong></p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs<strong> Donte Dunn ©</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs <strong>Sean Deeley</strong></p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: <strong>Warren Technique</strong> vs John McClean vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown</p><p>

The Bold Gendarmes vs <strong>Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</strong></p>

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CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs Joey Poison ©

CGC Tag Title Match: Alex & Ricky DeColt vs The Elite ©

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs Donte Dunn ©

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs John McClean vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown

The Bold Gendarmes vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

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CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs Joey Poison ©

CGC Tag Title Match: Alex & Ricky DeColt vs The Elite ©

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs Donte Dunn ©

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs Jack DeColt

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs Sean Deeley

Luck of the Draw 4-Way: Warren Technique vs John McClean vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown

The Bold Gendarmes vs Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

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<p>CGC World Title Match: Stevie Grayson vs <strong>Joey Poison</strong> ©</p><p> </p><p>

CGC Tag Title Match: <strong>Alex & Ricky DeColt</strong> vs The Elite ©</p><p> </p><p>

CGC Canadian Title Match: Brett Fraser vs <strong>Donte Dunn</strong> ©</p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: I.Am.Buff vs <strong>Jack DeColt</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw Match: El Eet vs <strong>Sean Deeley</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Luck of the Draw 4 Way: Warren Technique vs <strong>John McClean</strong> vs Thrill Seeker vs Whippy The Clown</p><p> </p><p>

The Bold Gendarmes vs <strong>Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</strong></p>

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Canadian Air Center, Ontario</p><p>

Friday Week 3 February 2014</p><p>

15,000 in attendance - SELL OUT</p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Welcome to Luck of the Draw! Tonight, several matches will be competed under special rules, where each competitor is given a weapon to help them in the fight. What weapon? It’s random. That’s what we mean by ‘Luck of the Draw’.”</em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>Grease Hogg</strong></em><em> “If you want to know about weapons, we’re the guys to ask. The Dirty White Boys are here to drink some beer and watch three titles be defended.”</em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>Lead Belly</strong></em><em> “Any of you seen a hot dog guy nearby?”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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LUCK OF THE DRAW MATCH</p><p> </p><p>

/w A. Garcia <strong>EL EET VS SEAN DEELEY</strong> /w Faith</p><p>

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<em><strong>Grease Hogg</strong></em><em> "Two weeks ago El Eet used a weapon to cheap shot Deeley, but this time they'll both get weapons."</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>EL EET DRAWS... TRASH CAN LID</p><p>

SEAN DEELEY DRAWS... KENDO STICK</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

El Eet blocks the first few Kendo swings on his trash can lid, before taking a few blows to the shoulder. Deeley pounces on the arm, wrenching it at unholy angles, until El Eet rakes the eyes. The luchador delivers a beating, frequently choking Deeley with the kendo stick, and using the lid whenever Deeley starts fighting back... but it soon becomes too bent to use. Sean Deeley pounces with brutal takedowns and animalistic suplexes. German Suplex! 1... 2... El Eet kicks out and levels him with the trash can lid, but when he attempts "Sponsored By Peralta’s Peas" (Flying Leg Lariat) Deeley clouts him in mid air with the kendo stick! 1... 2... 3! </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>SEAN DEELEY WINS (13:14)</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>BACKSTAGE</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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JACK DECOLT warms up by destroying a punching bag, while ALEX DECOLT sits deep in thought, staring at a monitor showing footage from last week of Ricky attacking a referee.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT</p><p>

I don’t see what the big deal is. So Ricky got angry. That’s what Eddie</p><p>

Chandler does. He gets in people’s heads. Pushes their buttons.</p><p>

Knocks them off their game.</p><p> </p><p>

ALEX DECOLT</p><p>

Ricky hit a referee. He wasn’t knocked off his game. He wasn’t</p><p>

just angry, he was... something else. I know you see it. Why </p><p>

won’t you admit it?</p><p> </p><p>

JACK DECOLT</p><p>

Ricky. Is. Fine. We have more important things to worry about. The</p><p>

Elite! I.Am.Buff! We don’t need to make up problems where none</p><p>

exist. If you want an enemy, we’ve got plenty of them. </p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Jack storms out. Alex keeps watching the footage, and in slinks...</p><p> </p><p>

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EDDIE CHANDLER</p><p>

Ze Jack DeColt is scared, I think. Scared of what he will ‘ave to do to poor</p><p>

Reeecky is you are right... and you are right, Aleeex. I see it too. Zere</p><p>

is a darkness is Reeecky now. Ze potion has changed him. If he can </p><p>

attack a poor defensless referee, who else would he attack? A friend?</p><p>

A brother? A tag team partner? </p><p> </p><p>

ALEX DECOLT</p><p>

Go away, Eddie. Your mind tricks won't work on me.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Eddie Chandler leaves. Contrary to his words, Alex does look worried.</p><p> </p><p>

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LUCK OF THE DRAW MATCH</p><p>

FOR THE CGC CANADIAN TITLE</p><p>

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<strong>BRETT FRASER VS DONTE DUNN</strong></p><p>

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<em><strong>Grease Hogg</strong></em><em> "Donte’s first defense since beating that little fruitcake Ozzie Golden last month."</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>BRETT FRASER DRAWS... TABLE</p><p>

DONTE DUNN DRAWS... NERF BATTLEAXE</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Donte attacks with the Battleaxe, but it’s spongey nonsense and does nothing but infuriate the Huntsman. Donte rocks him with forearms, until Fraser hunts him down and traps him in the corner with no nonsense brawling. The Huntsman repeatedly tries to put him through the table, but Donte uses his impressive agility to dodge, leap over, and spring off, the wood. Airplane Spin! 14 rotations! He slams him through the table! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>STILL CHAMPION: DONTE DUNN (7:58)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Lead Belly</strong></em><em> “Yeah! Table!”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>INTERVIEW AREA</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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JENNY PLAYMATE interviews the Bold Gendarmes; GORDON MANN and STUART KENT, who stand at strict attention. </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JENNY PLAYMATE</p><p>

Officer Mann. Officer Kent. You have been undefeated as a team</p><p>

since arriving in CGC 3 months ago, but tonight you put that streak</p><p>

at risk going up against Christian Price and Trent Shaffer. Why?</p><p> </p><p>

STUART KENT</p><p>

Because we’re Gendarmes, Miss Playmate. It’s our job to protect good </p><p>

people from bad men. You know as well as I do that Mr. Shaffer is a bad</p><p>

man. Yet there are people out there who cheer him. Who support him.</p><p>

As officers of the peace, we cannot allow this, and are doing everything</p><p>

in our power to bring him to justice.</p><p> </p><p>

GORDON MANN</p><p>

We gave Mr. Price a friendly warning to stay away, but he hasn’t listened.</p><p>

He’s helping a known villain, and that makes him guilty by association.</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>IN-RING</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Midget Criminals start hassling the crew at ringside, stealing cameras, choking the timekeeper with his own tie.</p><p> </p><p>

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Dressed as a Mad Scientist (somehow he got a hold of Alex DeColt’s labcoat) TRENT SHAFFER uses a remote control to operate ROBO-PRICE, a marvelous metal crime fighting machine that advances on the teeny, tiny criminals and-</p><p> </p><p>

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Suddenly the Bold Gendarmes; GORDON MANN & STUART KENT interupt the fun, attacking Trent and Christian from behind!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Gordon Mann & Stuart Kent</p><p>

<strong>THE BOLD GENDARMES</strong></p><p>

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<strong>DYNAMIC DUO</strong></p><p>

Trent Shaffer & Christian Price</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Grease Hogg</strong></em><em> “Yeah! The Mountie dudes getting right down to business. Lot of bad blood here.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Gendarmes quickly take out Trent with Police Brutality (Backbreaker/Elbow Drop) and isolate Christian Price, cutting the ring in half with trickery, deceit and lots of cheap shots. Every time an uppercut gives Price the opportunity to tag out, either Kent flies in to stop him, or Mann distracts the referee, or Trent is yanked off of the apron.</p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> "This is where the Gendarmes are at their most dangerous. Isolating an opponent and preventing the tag. Price is in trouble."</em></p><p> </p><p>

Kent eats another big euro and quickly scurries to his corner... but this time Trent pulls <em>his</em> partner off the apron! Handful of glitter! Kent is blind! Trent returns to his own corner just in time to get the tag! It's two against one, but Trent is fast. Lightning fast. Sharp elbows! Quick dropkicks! He hits Lungblower to Mann, but walks into Solitary Confinement (Inescapable Wheelbarrow Victory Roll) 1... 2... Price with the save. Trent locks in Vampiric Embrace (Sleeper) on Mann, but Kent answers with a Canadian Sleeper on Price! Trent and Kent lock eyes as their victims fade, playing chicken, daring the other to release the hold first. Kent blinks. Releasing the hold, rushing to save his partner, playing right into Trent Shaffer’s hands. Lungblower! Heart Burn (Double Foot Stomp)! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>TRENT SHAFFER & CHRISTIAN PRICE WIN (9:49)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Lead Belly</strong></em><em> “Woah. First loss for the Jenga... Gedarm.... um... guys in red.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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LUCK OF THE DRAW 4-WAY MATCH</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>WARREN TECHNIQUE VS JOHN McCLEAN VS THRILL SEEKER VS WHIPPY THE CLOWN</strong></p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “We may or may not have bought too many weapons for this year’s Luck of the Draw, so... Four-Way. Yeah.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>WARREN TECHNIQUE DRAWS... ROSE BUSH</p><p>

JOHN McCLEAN DRAWS... MIDGET</p><p>

THRILL SEEKER DRAWS... COMIC BOOKS</p><p>

WHIPPY THE CLOWN DRAWS... GIANT FOAM HANDS</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

McClean’s new companion claims “He’s got this” but is immediately knocked unconscious by Warren. Whippy goes bananas with his oversized foam hands, punching everyone in sight! Warren slams his prey onto his rose bush with perfect technique. Thrill Seeker takes the Predator down and starts giving him paper cuts with the comic books. John McClean cleans house, using his unconscious midget companion as a weapon. In the midst of chaos, Warren throws Whippy into McClean with the Iactus (Exploder) only to be hit by Daredevil Drop (Springboard Senton) from Seeker. 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>THRILL SEEKER WINS (8:15)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Huge win for Thrill Seeker! Could he be bouncing back after a disappointing 2013?” </em></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>DECOLT LOCKER ROOM</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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JACK DECOLT</p><p>

I.Am.Buff! I have to thank you. I was struggling to think of suitable </p><p>

Valentine’s gift for Marie this year, but last week when you attack me</p><p>

and my brothers, and gave me the perfect idea. See Marie, like most</p><p>

of the women in Canadian Golden Combat, hates your guts. She hates</p><p>

your “powerful core”. So there’s nothing that would make her happier</p><p>

this Valentine’s than seeing me kick your ass.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Marie holds up a drawing of I.Am.Buff being punched in the face.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT</p><p>

So that’s what I’m going to do. Right here. Right now. Luck of the Draw</p><p>

match! Weapons legal! Anything goes! You made my wife touch your</p><p>

belly, and for that I’m going to Punch! You! In! The! Face! And that’s</p><p>

a DeColt Guarantee! </p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Marie snatches the microphone out of Jack’s hand, dramatically drops it, and walks away.</p><p> </p><p>

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LUCK OF THE DRAW MATCH</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>I.AM.BUFF VS JACK DECOLT</strong> /w Marie</p><p>

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I.AM.BUFF DRAWS... LOADED BOOT</p><p>

JACK DECOLT DRAWS... GUITAR</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Buff's big, but Jack manages to take him down and control him with simple grappling techniques, until he's stopped by a kick to the gut with the loaded boot. Buff works over the ribs, flexing to show Marie what a "real man" looks like, inviting her to touch his "powerful core". Every time the Wild Man battles back, he's stopped with another kick. Jack dodges a punt to the head, and goes berserk with right hands and shoulder tackles, wobbling the behemoth enough to mount him in the corner and Punch! Him! In! The! Face! I.Am.Buff fights out of the Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) and throws a kick- Jack catches it! Wild Ride! Marie passes her husband the guitar, and he SMASHES IT OVER I.AM.BUFF'S HEAD!!! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>JACK DECOLT WINS (9:34)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Lead Belly</strong></em><em> “That wash awshome... I’mma... I’mma take a little nap.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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CGC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH</p><p>

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<strong>ALEX & RICKY DECOLT</strong></p><p>

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<strong>THE ELITE</strong></p><p>

Dan DaLay & Eddie Chandler</p><p>

/w Adrian Garcia</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

The DeColts quickly isolate DaLay and work over his backfisting arm, but Alex is quick to tag himself in, and reluctant to tag out. Ricky is confused and annoyed, especially when Alex is laid out with a Chandler Backcracker! DaLay bullies Alex around the ring, while the Fabulous One grinds him into the mat, using his blonde wig to further anger the young DeColt on the apron. Alex fights back with precision punches, but when he sees the anger in Ricky's eyes, hesitates instead of making the tag. Big Boot from DaLay! </p><p> </p><p>

Ricky is furious and desperate to get in, and when Alex & Eddie wipe each other out with a double clothesline, he tags himself in! Ricky runs wild with high-intensity offense! Epic Dropkick! Running Bulldog! DaLay catches him in a bone-crushing bear hug! Ricky fades and struggles and... Freezes. Icy fixed in an icy stare, he powers out of the hold, spears him out of his boots and rains down illegal closed fists. Referee Francis Long tries to pull him away. Mistake. Ricky presses the referee overhead and drops him hard! He goes for a spear, but Alex saves the referee at the last second, and takes the spear himself! Ricky snaps out of the trance, confused as to why his brother is unconsci- BACKFIST! Elegant Demise! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>STILL CGC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: DALAY & CHANDLER (20:14)</p><p> </p><p>

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CGC WORLD TITLE MATCH</p><p>

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<strong>STEVIE GRAYSON VS JOEY POISON</strong></p><p>

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<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for Stevie Grayson. Not only does he get a shot at the gold, but the champion has never been more vulnerable.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

Joey stalls for time, hoping to hear strange chimes... but nothing sounds. Stevie peppers him with hit and run tactics, targeting the weak spot with dropkicks. Joey flees, but Stevie wipes him out with a dive! Hair-pulling, eye-gouging, fish-hooking, Joey uses every trick in his Soldier's book to cut off and work over the challenger. Russian Legsweep! 1.. 2.. Kick out. Flying Forearm! 1.. 2.. Kick out. Getting desperate, Joey tries for a count out victory, but Stevie won't stop fighting. He ducks, dips, dives, dodges and hits a big crossbody! Re-energzied, Stevie takes control, not letting the champion flee, peppering the weak spot with strikes. Tornado DDT! 1... 2... Kick out! He attempts Shades of Grayson (Moonsault Press) but Joey ducks and Stevie crashes and burns. Antidote Web (Complex Cradle) 1.. 2.. Kick out! Joey can't believe it. Weak Ripcord Lariat! 1... 2... Kick out. Stevie hits a jawbreaker, goes for another Tornado DDT, but before he can kick off the turnbuckle- BOOM! A bolt of lightning hits it! Joey shoves the challenger away, and eagerly looks around for his saviour, when- Shades of Grayson! Out of nowhere! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>NEW CHAMPION: STEVIE GRAYSON (12:34)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “Oh my word!!! Stevie has done it! Stevie has done it! New Champion!!!! New-”</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>KA-BOOM!</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Moments before the referee can hand an exhausted, battered and ecstatic Stevie the belt, more bolts of Lightning hits the turnbuckles! </p><p>

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ALMIGHTY ZEUS has come! Joey Poison is thrilled. </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>ALMIGHTY ZEUS </p><p>

<span style="font-size:14px;">Third wish!</span></p><p>

Stevie Grayson must defend the CGC World Title, right now, against... ME!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

CGC WORLD TITLE MATCH</p><p>

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<strong>ALMIGHTY ZEUS VS STEVIE GRAYSON</strong></p><p>

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Battered and exhausted, Stevie nonetheless charges at his former partner, peppering him with hit and run tactics until- Twisting Spinebuster! Thunder Bolt (Sit Out Bomb)! 1... 2... 3!</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>NEW CGC WORLD CHAMPION: ALMIGHTY ZEUS (1:03)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

Almighty Zeus raises the title belt as he stands over his ex-partner, while Joey Poison yells objections at ringside. </p><p> </p><p>

<em><strong>Davis Ditterich</strong></em><em> “What? No. Zeus has used his... No. Poor Stevie.”</em></p><p> </p><p>

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LotD: EL EET VS SEAN DEELEY: C+</p><p>

Alex & Jack & Eddie Chat: B</p><p>

Canadian Title: BRETT FRASER VS DONTE DUNN: D+</p><p>

Playmate interviews Bold Gendarmes: D</p><p>

Trent & Christian’s Ridiculous Thing: C</p><p>

BOLD GENDARMES VS TRENT & CHRISTIAN: C+</p><p>

WARREN VS McCLEAN VS SEEKER VS WHIPPY: D</p><p>

Jack DeColt Promo: A</p><p>

LotD: I.AM.BUFF VS JACK DECOLT: C+</p><p>

Tag Team Titles: THE ELITE VS ALEX & RICKY: B-</p><p>

World Title: STEVIE GRAYSON VS JOEY POISON: C</p><p>

The Third Wish: B</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:18px;">FINAL RATING C+</span></p><p>

PPV Buyrate: 0.35</p><p> </p><p>

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I was tempted to put the tag title match on last, but narrative trumps ratings. Had to end the show on that note. All in all a weaker PPV that usual, from the main event to the undercard hardcore matches being penalised. I’m not too bummed though.</p><p> </p><p>

The Almighty Zeus has returned with a new picture. So far, I’ve stuck to the default picture set in this project. When it was a multiplayer project, I felt I should keep it as ‘canon’ as possible. For characters to be instantly recognizable. It just sorta stuck, despite some unappealing picture (hello, Donte). Weirdly, if you look at the MSWord documents I keep for each episode, I use a LOT of re-renders in there. Hell, some of them I did myself. There’s an Eddie Chandler I vastly prefer to the original. So why the change now? It’s simple. I suck at editing Zeus Maximillion’s original render. In the past the editing has gone pretty well (Poison, Pow Wow, Bald Ricky etc) but I’ve always hated what I settled on for Almighty Zeus. After several attempts to redo it, I finally bit the bullet and just opened up DAZ. </p><p> </p><p>

This may have opened the floodgates. I like a uniform look throughout the project, but if I have trouble editing a new look onto a guy... I already have a few things coming up that I might need to re-render. </p><p> </p><p>

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No announced card for the next show. With a new Champion, who knows what's going to happen? </p><p> </p><p>

Question: Who is the most under-used character in Canadian Golden Combat?</p>

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STEVIE WAS SCREWED! JUSTICE FOR STEVIE!

 


Zeus' new picture is badass though Self, mad props to you.

 


And this line was the best line ever. "JOHN McCLEAN DRAWS... MIDGET". I can see this happening as a buddy cop film (should the midget ever wake up again).

 


As for the question, I'd say that Pinkerton O'Shea is the most under-used character! The dude fought in wars, he'd be a great help for the CGC Army!

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<p>Question: Who is the most under-used character in Canadian Golden Combat? </p><p> </p><p>

Shane Nelson. Considering he plays almost only babyface roles, CGC needs another hero.</p><p> </p><p>

P.S. I was hoping Jack DeColt was getting the giant foam hand. A! Big! Punch! In! The! Face! The guitar smash remind me of Jeff Jarrett, which led to another surname for Jack DeColt, "The King Of The Punch"</p><p> </p><p>

P.P.S. Exactly half diary ago, at page 30, Joey Poison, or better POISON, won the CGC World Title. Next title change at page 90? <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<p>Wow Loved the PPV as a whole and the ending made it even better than it was. This dynasty just keeps getting better and better, keep up the great work I can't wait to see what's in store for us next.</p><p> </p><p>

Question: Who is the most under-used character in Canadian Golden Combat?</p><p> </p><p>

Shane Nelson: He can play a perfect hero role against the heels that you have on the roster if you build him right.</p>

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<p>Question: Who is the most under-used character in Canadian Golden Combat?</p><p> </p><p>

Nathan Black is very obscure, so I'd say him. I have not seen Pow Wow too much lately. The former Youth Energy guys are just kinda there.</p>

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Question: Who is the most under-used character in Canadian Golden Combat?

Do you still employ Skip Beau?

 

I really enjoyed the PPV despite the lackluster score from the game, and I agree, telling a story does trump grading. Stevie winning was such an upset to me, I didn't see that coming at all.

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HOLY POOP!

 

STEVIE? ZEUS?

 

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

 

I love this diary so much. :)

 

As for who's the most under-used, I would have said Thrill Seeker, but as he just got a win plus a line in the commentary, it seems that he may be about to turn around. So let's say Shane Nelson, who's not got his partner's abilities, but could do good business in the midcard, even if it's just as a jobber to the stars.

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Waterloo University Arena, Ontario

Sunday Week 3 February 2013

5,000 in attendance - SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “New color scheme. New CGC World Champion! Just moments after Stevie Grayson defeated Joey Poison, the God of the Future; Almighty Zeus, cashed in his final Wish to claim the belt. How will CGC change under the banner of our new champion? We won’t have long to find out.”

 

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IN-RING

 

KA-BOOM!

 

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Lightning bolts strike the ringposts. ALMIGHTY ZEUS has come, the CGC World Title around his waist.

 

ALMIGHTY ZEUS

I arrived in this barren wasteland with one desire. To leave it. Yet I

cannot do so until I complete the 12 Labors. I have endured years or

hardship and struggle, but since the masked Soothsayer unleashed

my true power with his sorcery, more and more Labors have fallen to

my glory. I won the Ultimate Showdown Series. I have become

Champion of this World. Now only three more trials stand before

me. First, I must-

 

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Flanked by the Soldiers of Fortune; DESTINY and FATE, a furious JOEY POISON makes his way to the ring.

 

JOEY POISON

How dare you? Soothsayer recruited you to help me. Your Wish should

have been used to help ME protect MY title. How could you betray me?

 

ALMIGHTY ZEUS

You were no Champion. In the Soothsayer's absence you became weak.

Puny. I am a God-

 

JOEY POISON

You are a soldier! Just like Destiny! Just like Fate! You bow to ME! So

give me back my title right now!

 

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STEVIE GRAYSON

HoldonaminuteJoeyPoisonIalreadybeatyouforthetitle. Iwould

bechampionrightnowifZeushadn’tusedhiswish. Zeuswewere

friendsoncebutnowallIwannadoiskickyourass.

 

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CHRISTIAN PRICE

Hold on, Stevie. No one's denying that you deserve a shot at Zeus,

but so do we. Poison cheated us out out of the title more times than I

can count.

 

TRENT SHAFFER

Canadian Golden Combat is crying out for a hero. A sexy, brooding,

anti-hero who can bring the title back to the good guys, and no one

deserves it more than me... I mean, us.

 

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JACK DECOLT

... and just like that, the DeColts are back in the game. Zeus, not too

long ago you used a Wish to stop the DeColts from challenging Poison

for the World Title. Key word? Poison. You never said anything about

challenging you! Jack DeColt wants some gold around his waist, and

anyone who gets in his way is going to get Punched! In! The! Face!

 

KA-BOOM! Lightning bolts hit all four turnbuckles!

 

ALMIGHTY ZEUS

You puny mortals dare to think yourselves worthy of my attention? No.

A God listens not to words. Only actions. If you wish to challenge for

the CGC World Title, you shall each have to complete Four Labors,

of my design. All who succeed shall face me at WrestleFestival. But

Beware. All who fail shall forever find themselves unworthy of my attention.

 

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STEVIE GRAYSON’S FIRST LABOR

“Hunt Down The Huntsman”

 

BRETT FRASER VS STEVIE GRAYSON

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Davis Ditterich “The CGC World Champion Zeus is forcing his prospective challengers to complete ‘Labors’, and the first he’s set for his old partner Stevie is the gigantic Brett Fraser.”

 

Stevie peppers the much larger man with hit & run tactics until he’s hunted down and trapped in the corner. Brett brutalizes him with no nonsense brawling until Stevie ducks, dips, dives, dodges, and scores a Tornado DDT and Shades of Grayson (Moonsault Press)! 1-2-3.

 

STEVIE GRAYSON PASSES (7:25)

 

Davis Ditterich “Stevie overcomes the size difference tonight, but he still has three more Labors left to complete if he’s to make it to the multi-man title match at WrestleFestival.

 

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BIKER BAR - FONTANA, CALIFORNIA

 

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The Dirty White Boys are spending a relaxing afternoon in their favorite watering hole, surrounded by bikers, drifters, and other assorted scumbags. GREASE HOGG tinkers with an oily piece of machinery, while LEAD BELLY drinks a lot. I mean, a lot. Like… how is he even alive?

 

Suddenly, a wooden chair is smashed against Lead’s massive back, and the D.W.B turn around to see a gang of burly bikers glaring at them. The ring-leader wears a Prime Energy t-shirt. With a shrug, the Dirty White Boys spring into action, assaulting the rival bikers with drunken thuggery. Chairs, tables, glasses and innocent bystanders go flying. Hogg tackles two toothless bikers through a window.

 

… and that’s when the cops show up, yelling and pointing guns at Lead Belly, who is bonking a pair of heads together, while sitting on another foe.

 

COP

Freeze! You’re under arrest!

 

I don’t know about you, but this may be a speed-bump on...

 

The Road to WrestleFestival

(5 weeks away)

 

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TRENT SHAFFER & CHRISTIAN PRICE’S FIRST LABOR

“Slay The Fortunate Ones”

 

Chance, Fate & Destiny

THE SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

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DYNAMIC DUO

Trent Shaffer & Christian Price

 

Davis Ditterich “Zeus isn’t making it easy for his challengers. Not only are Trent & Christian up against a vastly more experienced team, but there’s three of them! ”

 

The numbers advantage allow the Soldiers to isolate Trent with eye-gouging, hair-pulling and fish-hooking. A dropkick gives the Dark Knight room to make the tag, and Price unleashes thunderous european uppercuts. Simple. Effective. Unstoppable. Stud Stopper to Fate! Price Check (TKO) to Destiny! He forgets about Chance... but Trent doesn’t. Lungblower! 1... 2... 3!

 

TRENT SHAFFER & CHRISTIAN PRICE PASS (8:13)

 

Davis Ditterich “With teamwork like that, these Labors could be a walk in the park for Trent and Christian.”

 

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INTERVIEW AREA

 

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Thrill Seeker, last Friday you picked up a huge win in a ‘Luck of the

Draw’ fourway. It’s refreshing to see you get a big win like this-

 

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EL EET

That’s a great word, Jenny. It IS refreshing to see Thrill Seeker get a win.

As refreshing as a can of Beaver Buzz after a hard workout. As refreshing

as six unique flavors, each more delicious than the last. Let’s face it,

Seeker, 2013 was a disaster for you. Constantly losing, having the worst

tag team reunion in the history of anything-

 

THRILL SEEKER

I wouldn’t be talking about anyone’s 2013 if I were you. Weren’t you

kicked out of your stable? Didn’t you lose the Ultimate Showdown

Series and get fired?

 

EL EET

I think you’re mistaking me for someone else, friend. I’m a mysterious

masked man, new to Canadian Golden Combat, in a stable that loves

me and sponsored by some of the best companies in the world.

Companies like Peralta’s Peas. Taste the Pe-

 

THRILL SEEKER

And what do you think would happen if someone took your mask?

What would the board of officials do if they saw you were-

 

El Eet shoves him. Thrill Seeker shoves back. The pair start brawling as Security flood in to separate them.

 

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IN-RING

 

KA-BOOM!

 

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Lightning bolts strike the ringposts. ALMIGHTY ZEUS has come, the CGC World Title around his waist. Leading...

 

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... a cadre of villains to the ring. CHANCE, DESTINY, FATE, BRETT FRASER, VIN TANNER and NATHAN BLACK surround the ringside area.

 

 

JACK DECOLT’S FIRST LABOR

“Swim in the Sea of Hostility”

 

Introducing first, standing 6’1, weighing in at 239lbs. Hailing from

Hamilton, Ontario. “Just Business”

BOBBY THOMAS

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... and his opponent. He stands at 6’2 and weighs in at 260lbs.

Hailing from DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia.

‘The Wild Man’!

JACK DECOLT

Davis Ditterich "Looks like Zeus has a Lumberjack match is store for Jack. He's beaten Bobby Thomas before, but can he do it with these obviously biased lumberjacks surrounding the ring? Neither Alex nor Ricky are here tonight to help him."

 

Wary of the lumberjacks eager to get their hands on him, Jack controls the action in the center of the ring with simple grappling, until Thomas craftily sends him outside. The lumberjacks swarm all over Jack as Almighty Zeus laughs. Thrown back in, Jack is worked over in a methodical, business-like fashion. Whenever he fights back, Thomas tosses him back into the clutches of the lumberjacks.

 

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Enough is enough! STEVIE GRAYSON and CHRISTIAN PRICE sprint to the ring and wade into lumberjacks. TRENT SHAFFER follows, less eagerly, but happy to take it to a Soldier or two. It doesn't quite even the odds, but it allows Jack to go berserk on Thomas with right hands and shoulder tackles and Punches! To! The! Face! He locks in End of Days (Bow & Arrow Dragon Sleeper)! Thomas taps!

 

JACK DECOLT PASSES (14:28)

 

The Labor is passed but the fight's not over. Price Check to Destiny! Tornado DDT to Tanner! Lungblower to Fate! Wild Ride to Black! The fearsome foursome send the villains fleeing from the ring. All except for Almighty Zeus, who simply glares.

 

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BASEMENT

 

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Nervous, angry, itchy, JOEY POISON searches the basement of the arena.

 

JOEY POISON

Soothsayer! I thought I was the Champion of the Future. Where are you?

I need you!

 

Strange Chimes Sound.

 

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Opening Argument: B-

BRETT FRASER VS STEVIE GRAYSON: C-

Dirty White Barfight: C+

SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE VS TRENT & CHRISTIAN: C-

Jenny Interviews the Challengers: C

BOBBY THOMAS VS JACK DECOLT: B

Joey Searches: B-

 

FINAL RATING B-

TV Rating: 1.34 (down from 1.42)

 

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A solid show, perhaps let down by the opening segment. I typically find I need one cracking angle to pull up the show rating, and the 6-way talk-a-thon didn't quite have it. I guess there were six of them, and they aren't all amazing promos. The main event was great, however. Jack and Bobby currently hold CGC's Match of the Year thus far.

 

Lone commentator seemed to work. Couldn't think of a guest with anything interesting to say, so I let Davis call it alone. I like it. Cleaner.

 

Two major contracts have begun negotiations. One I expect to re-sign for just a teensy bit more than he was previously on. The other... oof. Major pay raise, but it’ll lock him down until he hits 40. I doubt anyone’s going to try to compete with my offers. I mean, NOTBPW should be aching to get these guys, but it’s not something that’s happening in this game. Half my roster are on PPA’s, but no one wants them. I don't know if it's the game being non-competitive, or a case of the multiplayer data still coping with bloated rosters. Or just NOTBPW being content. It's not like they need help whooping my ass with Duane Stone vs Sean McFly XVIII. Maybe when more of their boys are on Time Decline I'll have to fear them.

 

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So who's underused?

 

Pinkerton O’Shea (MichiganHero)

Was let go last year for damn near breaking Poison’s nose in a squash match. I quite like Josh. I might bring him in again in the future to do some jobs, but he isn’t a star.

 

Nathan Black (MidnightNick, March)

Suffers in comparison to the much younger Warren Technique. However, he’s not THAT old, and being on a long written deal there’s no extra cost in actually using him. The more guys signed to PPA deals to cut costs, the more likely it’ll be that The Black Dog has his day.

 

Gargantuan & Prometheus (Sudo_Nym)

It’s the Andre the Giant thing. If you use gigantic monsters week-in-week-out, they lose their mystique, especially if they’re getting pinned. So I use Gargantuan sparingly (plus, he’s a jerk). Prometheus turned up at last year’s WrestleFestival, in a battle royal. He’s been a regular in my development program; the Funtime Combat Kingdom, and is doing great. He’s so young that a role is guaranteed to open up for him eventually.

 

Pow Wow The Clown (March)

He gets suspended a lot.

 

Skip Beau (Jshmoopy)

On a PPA, so if I don’t need him, I don’t use him. Plus he’s too big to be a jobber. I guess he could have had Donte’s role as Jack’s protégé, but I’m happy with my choice. Like Prometheus, he’s a FCKing mainstay.

 

Shane Nelson (RickyMex, Kitarzu, TakerNGN74, Regis)

Frankly, it sucks to be a baby face in Canadian Golden Combat. You’re always behind the DeColts, and there are always heels that need building on their way to the DeColts. Then there’s Price, Shaffer, Deeley & McClean to think about. Prime Energy and Whippy the Clown have suffered for this, but Nelson more so, because he’s on a PPA deal, so it’s always cheaper to use someone else. Jenny Playmate was taken from him. The Prime Energy reunion has been a huge step back. I’ve legitimately considered letting him go.

 

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The card for next week's Title Bout Wrestling...

 

Labor of Zeus: Joey Poison vs John McClean

Wig on a Pole Match: Eddie Chandler vs Ricky DeColt

El Eet & Dan DaLay vs Prime Energy

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