CGC: On With The Show [8RoW]

[Regis]

Two candidates for MVP, and I have to echo the previous posters - Donte Dunn for punching way above his weight, and Ricky DeColt for providing the backbone of the show.

[Super Nova]

Non Title Match: Gargantuan vs Jack DeColt

The Elite vs Skip Beau & Rapscallions

Warren Technique vs Whippy the Clown

Gordon Mann vs Akima Umaga

 

I liked the answers from last time, so I'll ask again. Who was the MVP of this week's episode?

Ricky DeColt.

[Greylocke]

Non Title Match: Gargantuan vs Jack DeColt Random no built up match, no reason for your World Champion to job. Besides, he needs to look strong for Ricky-bot.

The Elite vs Skip Beau & Rapscallions The Elites are way above the midcarders. Although I think there's a small chance of one of them being outed as Nate Johnson (again) and get counted out.

Warren Technique vs Whippy the Clown Mysterious Hooded Guy will give him the win!

Gordon Mann vs Akima Umaga There seems to be an ongoing minor story about whether Missy can get anyone from her team to beat the Samoan, and I don't think it's going to end yet.

4-on-2 Drinking Contest: Brotherhood of St.01 vs Dirty White Boys Most of the Brotherhood seem to disciplined to be used to heavy drinking (except Edd, whom I think had already lost to DWB before....or am I confusing this with FCK?)

 

I liked the answers from last time, so I'll ask again. Who was the MVP of this week's episode?

 

I'm tempted to vote for Mysterious Hooded Guy because that's the one thing that keeps burning my curiosity after the show.....but I guess I'll go with Donte Dunn for sheer performance rate this week.

[TakerNGN74]

Non Title Match: Gargantuan vs Jack DeColt

The Elite vs Skip Beau & Rapscallions

Warren Technique vs Whippy the Clown

Gordon Mann vs Akima Umaga

4-on-2 Drinking Contest: Brotherhood of St.01 vs Dirty White Boys

 

I liked the answers from last time, so I'll ask again. Who was the MVP of this week's episode? Definitely Ricky DeColt although Donte Dunn had an impressive performance.

[Beeker]

Non Title Match: Gargantuan vs Jack DeColt

- Beating on one monster half-DeColt to prepare for a full bore Zombie DeColt.

 

The Elite vs Skip Beau & Rapscallions

- I'm tempted to pick the BeauScallions but that pretty much shoves The Elite *way* down the heel depth charts.

 

Warren Technique vs Whippy the Clown

- Missy's Latin Lethario for the impeccable display of wrestling prowess.

 

Gordon Mann vs Akima Umaga

- I totally should have used "Book 'em Manno" last time. Well, this time Akima wins when Kent 'assists' his partner a bit too much.

 

4-on-2 Drinking Contest: Brotherhood of St.01 vs Dirty White Boys

- Edd vs. DWB... I'm going with the bikers to even the series up. Benson falls to the dreaded laughing hiccups, Art Reed can't handle the shots. And Bobby Thomas prefers Bud Light Lime... the heathen!

 

I liked the answers from last time, so I'll ask again. Who was the MVP of this week's episode?

Chair Swinging Hotstuff Marie!

That was the most out of character image I could have imagined. Marie trying to take down Zombie DeColt was surreal. I would have expected her to hold up her sign for Jack to follow. Swing Chair. Or some Batman-esque. *KEEEE-Rack!* *Booooom!*

[Psycho Sam]

Non Title Match: Gargantuan vs Jack DeColt

The Elite vs Skip Beau & Rapscallions

Warren Technique vs Whippy the Clown

Gordon Mann vs Akima Umaga

4-on-2 Drinking Contest: Brotherhood of St.01 vs Dirty White Boys

 

I liked the answers from last time, so I'll ask again. Who was the MVP of this week's episode?Donte Dunn

[Tiberious]

Non Title Match: Gargantuan vs Jack DeColt

The Elite vs Skip Beau & Rapscallions

Warren Technique vs Whippy the Clown

Gordon Mann vs Akima Umaga

4-on-2 Drinking Contest: Brotherhood of St.01 vs Dirty White Boys

 

I liked the answers from last time, so I'll ask again. Who was the MVP of this week's episode?

 

Ze Trouser Snake: his time with us was all too brief, but I enjoyed every second of it.

[Self]

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George DeColt Arena, British Columbia

Sunday Week 2 August 2014

9,000 in attendance SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “We’re just five days away from ‘Battle Beyond’, where Jack DeColt will finally attempt to break the spell that binds his monstrous younger brother Ricky. Tonight, he’ll take on a ‘brother’ of a different kind. Years ago, the DNA of some of history’s greatest warriors were combined with that of the late George DeColt, to create the ultimate fighting machine. He cannot be named. He can only be described. He is Gargantuan.”

 

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TAG TEAM TITLE LOCKER ROOM

 

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The Dirty White Boy’s private locker room has been set up for the mother of all drinking contests. On one side of the table sits the aforementioned LEAD BELLY and GREASE HOGG. On the other, the Brotherhood of St.01. BOBBY THOMAS glares at the formerly-nice, now-oil-stained-and-trashed locker room with jealousy and rage. He looks like he’s about to dive over the table at the tag team champions, if not for a cool, calm and collected ART REED whispering in his ear. EDD STONE flicks through a nearby copy of “Biker Babes Monthly”, showing a particularly impressive page to BENNY BENSON, who bursts out laughing. Not the reaction Edd expected. JENNY PLAYMATE and referee FRANCIS LONG officiate.

 

JENNY PLAYMATE

Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Four-on-Two drinking contest,

where the team that can drink the most without passing out or throwing

up, gets to decide the stipulations for Battle Beyond’s tag team title

match.

 

LEAD BELLY

You sure you guys want to do this? No offense, but you don’t look

like beer drinkers.

 

BOBBY THOMAS

Hey! Shut up! We’re the ones with a four on two advantage. The only

hard part for us is deciding what stipulation to kick your ass with.

Submissions only? No Punches Allowed? Or maybe we’ll go with

another handicap match. Just 3-on-2 this time. Keeps one of us

free to take the Canadian Title too.

 

EDD STONE

Guys. Seriously. Let’s forget about the Canadian Title. It’s totally cursed.

 

JENNY PLAYMATE rings the bell, and the game is on. Lead Belly and Grease Hogg immediately down two beers apiece, while Bobby Thomas winces at his first sip.

 

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/w Stuart Kent GORDON MANN VS AKIMA UMAGA

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Davis Ditterich “Once more our expanded 90 minute format gives members of the undercard a chance to shine.”

 

Akima brutalizes the Gendarme with headbutts, until Mann takes the upper hand through trickery and deceit. Akima almost slips into unconsciousness whilst in the grips of a Canadian Sleeper, but powers free! Samoan Suplex (Stalling Fisherman) Golden Gate Bridge (Power Northern Lights)! He climbs up for a diving headbutt, but Kent grabs his leg! Superplex! 1... 2... 3!

 

GORDON MANN WINS (6:54)

 

Davis Ditterich “That’s the second loss in a row for Akima. He can’t be happy with that, especially under these circumstances.”

 

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PARKING LOT

 

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The Elite have arrived. ADRIAN GARCIA is flanked by his clients EDDIE CHANDLER and DAN DALAY as they walk through the parking lot in their matching tracksuits, covered in corporate sponsorship logos. As they near the arena, they notice NATE JOHNSON, hiding behind a car, beckoning them over.

 

NATE JOHNSON

Pst. Guys. Over here. What’s the plan? What mask do you want me

to wear so I can get into the arena for the 6-man tonight?

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

Look, Nate, there’s no easy way to say this, but ever since Christian

Price unmasked you, you’ve become more trouble than you’re worth.

You’re a fine wrestler, and personally I’d love to stay on as your agent,

but my investors are insisting. It’s time you find alternate representation.

 

NATE JOHNSON

No. You can’t do this. I’m Elite. I’m El Eet! Eddie! Dan! Say something.

 

Eddie Chandler and Dan DaLay turn their backs and walk away.

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

I’m going to need that tracksuit back.

 

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LOBBY

 

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Under the golden statue of the late George DeColt, WHIPPY THE CLOWN is making balloon animals for some happy children. MISSY MASTERSON approaches, mouth fixed in a forced smile, as she tries her hardest not to have to touch any of the kids.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

Hi, Whippy. It’s... um... Great to see you.

 

As the kids disperse, Missy takes a balloon and starts caressing it’s decidedly phallic shape, never breaking eye-contact with the Clown.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

I know you’re wrestling Warren Technique tonight, and I just wanted

you to know that me and him aren’t ‘together’. Yeah, I’m helping him

out for now, but we both know he isn’t the guy to crush my enemies.

Maybe you are. Maybe with me in your corner you could do amazing

things. It’ll be a partnership. You get something from me. I get

something from you. If you know what I mean.

 

Whippy smiles. He knows exactly what she means. He takes her balloon and twists it into a poodle. He pats her on the head, and frolics away. Missy is furious. She hears heavy breathing behind her and turns to find...

 

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... WARREN TECHNIQUE blankly staring at her chest.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

Well? Are you going to let him insult me like that?

 

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/w Missy WARREN TECHNIQUE VS WHIPPY THE CLOWN

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Davis Ditterich “It seems like Missy would prefer to be managing anyone but Warren Technique, but she seems stuck with him.”

 

Whippy plays his opponent for a fool with tumbling and simple mime tricks, until a distraction from Missy allows Warren to take him down and work him over with perfect technique. Debilitantibus. Whippy mimes an invisible wall to confuse his opponent. Clownziguri! Missy distracts the referee, allowing Warren to grab a chair and swing for the-

 

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A mysterious HOODED FIGURE appears from out of nowhere and shields Whippy from the blow, taking the chair shot to his own back. Warren is confused. Joke’s On You (Flying Butt Press)! 1... 2... 3!

 

WHIPPY THE CLOWN WINS (7:43)

 

Missy berates Warren for screwing up as they leave. Whippy helps his savior up, getting a look at the face beneath the hood in the process. The clown is confused at first, but then smiles.

 

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CATERING

 

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CHRISTIAN PRICE looks forlornly down at yet another plate of chicken breast and vegetables, when a box of cereal is placed in front of him. Oh my word, IT HAS HIS FACE ON IT! They’re “Christian Price’s Frosted Mini Wheats”. Christian’s jaw drops, and ADRIAN GARCIA looks pleased with the reaction.

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

You like it? It’s only a prototype, but if we act now we can have boxes

of these babies on the shelves by September.

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

Look, this is cool… really cool… but I don’t-

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

I know, I know. It’s the Nate Johnson thing, isn’t it? Let me assure you

he has tricked everyone for the last time. He’s gone. Out of the Elite.

We’re all the happier for it. Although… It has put me in an unfortunate

situation. See, I’d signed a 6-man tag for tonight, but without El Eet or

Billboardio or Trouser Snake, I don’t have a 3-man team any more. I

know I shouldn’t burden you with this (although technically you were

the one who unmasked Nate and got him kicked out of CGC) I’ll just

cancel. I suppose the fans won’t be too disappointed with only 3

matches tonight. Although I did hear some kids say they were

looking forward to seeing Skip Beau.

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

I do enjoy The Flow... Hey, you know what? I’m not doing anything

tonight. If you need a third man to give the fans what they want,

I‘ll step up.

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

Fantastic. We’ll consider it a trial run! Christian Price and The Elite.

A match made in heaven!

 

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CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP LOCKER ROOM

 

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Stevie Grayson. Last week you took a tremendous beating at the

hands of the spellbound Ricky DeColt. How are you feelings?

 

STEVIE GRAYSON

WellIcertainlyhopeJackkickshisassatBattleBeyond that’sforsure.

Iknowaswellasanyonehowthosepotions turngoodmenintomonsters

soI’mgladJackfinallyseesitandiswilling toputanendtowhatRickyhas

become.

 

JENNY PLAYMATE

You’ll be defending your Canadian Title against one of the members

of the Brotherhood of St.01. Will you be recovered from your injuries

by then?

 

STEVIE GRAYSON

GeewhizIhopesoJenny. ThoseSt.01guysarereallyreallygoodand

I’mgonnaneedtobeontopofmygameifI’mtobeatthem-

 

There’s a ‘Knock Knock’ at the door.

 

STEVIE GRAYSON

Who’sthere?

 

VOICE

Sue.

 

STEVIE GRAYSON

Sue who?

 

Stevie opens the door and- SUPER KICK!

 

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Beer bottle in one hand, and swaying ever so slightly, BENNY BENSON cackles like a madman.

 

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DAN DALAY, EDDIE CHANDLER & CHRISTIAN PRICE

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DRAKE, CHUCKY & SKIP BEAU

 

Davis Ditterich “It’s pretty clear that Christian Price has been guilt tripped into teaming with The Elite tonight. Adrian Garcia really wants the Ultimate Showdown Series winner on his team.”

 

Rapscallion shenanigans confuse and irritate the Elite, but Drake’s sunset flip isn’t enough to take down Price, who picks him up and unleashes thunderous European uppercuts. Simple. Effective. Unstoppable. The Elite are thrilled to capitalize on Christian’s work, but when the bullying tactics get cruel, Price objects, causing an argument and allowing Drake to make the tag to Skip, who hits play on his mp3 player and feels The Flow. Level 1! He shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level 2! Can’t touch him! Skip’s smooth moves evade attacks with ease. Level 3! He swivels his hips, bouncing The Elite with butt smashes. He’s about to reach Level 4 when Christian nails him with a huge Running European.

 

Drake tags in, pulls the pin on his Invisible Hand Grenade and tosses it to Price, who catches it for some reason. BOOM! Chucky slams into him with a Cannonball in the Corner! Drake picks up Chandler for the Midnight DDT (Knee Plant DDT) and- BACKFIST! DaLay knocks him out cold. Elitist Plex (Sustained Front Suplex)! 1... 2... 3!

 

ELITE & CHRISTIAN PRICE (7:44)

 

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TAG TEAM TITLE LOCKER ROOM

 

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The drinking contest is raging on, and the scores are about even. Both teams have made a similarly huge pile of empty beer cans, but while the Dirty White Boys are simply merry, the Brotherhood are struggling.

 

BOBBY THOMAS

Thirteen years… I’ve been here thirteen years and what do I have to

show for it? Crammed into a filthy locker room with a bunch of losers.

No respect. Who’s won the tag team titles as much as me? No one...

well... Nate, I guess.

 

BENNY BENSON

I hate my name…

 

ART REED

Oh my god, Bobby, stop complaining. At least you’ve had something.

I’ve never won a title in my life. Now it’s probably too late. Getting old.

Body breaking down. Watching everyone I trained with succeed

where I failed. Johnny… Acid… Owen… Stupid Owen.

 

BENNY BENSON

It’s a child’s name...

 

EDD STONE

Dudes. Next time I’m over in Japan, you guysh are totally coming with

me. Japan is awesome, you guys. So totally... do you know what...

what the besht part is? Do you? I... I was... This has been the best

summer ever, let’s keep in touch WHOO!

 

Edd slips off his chair. With a sigh, Art Reed picks him back up.

 

BENNY BENSON

I’m just so depressed all the time.

 

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WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LOCKER ROOM

 

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JACK DECOLT

Nothing in this life matters more to me than family. Titles come and go.

Students come and go. Friends, especially in this business, come and

go. Family? That’s forever. Whether it’s the wife at your side or the

brothers at your back, that’s a special bond. I don’t have many rules

when it comes to punching people in the face, but DeColts should

never fight DeColts, and that’s why I’ve refused to fight my brother.

 

Only... that thing isn’t Ricky. Ricky wouldn’t have thrown Alex off of

the stage. Ricky wouldn’t have tried to attack Marie last week. Ricky

wouldn’t have gone on this rampage. That thing isn’t Ricky... but he’s

in there somewhere, and this Friday night I’m going to do what I should

have done from the start. No more hiding. No more excuses. At ‘Battle

Beyond’ I’m going to man up, take on the monster, and Punch! Him! In!

The! Face! I’m going to save my brother. And if I can’t? Then I don’t

deserve this title around my waist.

 

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GARGANTUAN VS JACK DECOLT /w Hotstuff Marie

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Davis Ditterich “After a disappointing Ultimate Showdown Series, I doubt Gargantuan expected a shot at the champ so soon. Jack requested this match. Gargantuan looks to make him regret that.”

 

Jack tries to take the genetically engineered fighting machine down, but he’s too big, and starts swatting Jack about like a fly, before lawn darting him into the turnbuckles. Jack’s rage builds and builds until he explodes, wobbling Gargantuan with right hands and shoulder tackles, before mounting him in the corner and Punching! Him! In! The! Face! He hits the Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) but instead of going for the cover, he hoists Gargantuan up again, for a second Wild Ride! And a third! He applies the St.01 Ankle Stretch! Gargantuan taps!

 

JACK DECOLT WINS (13:15)

 

The match is over, but Jack refuses to release the hold. Security flood in to break it up, but Jack shrugs them off. It’s only when Hotstuff Marie gets in the ring that Jack calms down, releasing the hold.

 

Davis Ditterich “Jack did the damage tonight, but can he do the same at ‘Battle Beyond’ when he takes on his little brother Ricky?”

 

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TAG TEAM TITLE LOCKER ROOM

 

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The Drinking Contest is coming to a close, and LEAD BELLY is still standing.

 

LEAD BELLY

Just give it up. You know you can’t beat me.

 

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He looks at his opponent across the table. It’s not a Brotherhood member. It’s GREASE HOGG.

 

GREASE HOGG

Don’t be so sure.

 

BOBBY THOMAS

Hey!

 

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While his Brotherhood team mates are all passed out, BOBBY THOMAS is still standing. Barely.

 

BOBBY THOMASH

Hey! Don’t you dare ignore me. I’m Bobby freakin’ Thomash, and I

demand to be taken sher... taken sher... sherioushly. I’ve got you

right where I want you. It’sh jusht a matter of time before...

 

Bobby throws up.

 

DIRTY WHITE BOYS WIN (88:16)

 

LEAD BELLY

Decisions, decisions. What stipulations do we want at ‘Battle Beyond’?

Why not keep it simple? We just beat you at our game. This Friday, how

about we beat you at yours as well. Let’s do some wrestling. Normal

match. Normal rules. Only, we’ll keep it two-on-two. The rest of you are

gonna be handcuffed somewhere out of the way.

 

GREASE HOGG

You handled your drink better than I thought, Bobby, but I still think

you’re an ass, so you’d better believe I want a piece of you.

 

LEAD BELLY

We’ll also fight Edd. I wanna see how far I can throw him.

 

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<table width="60%"><tr><td width="75%" align="left" valign="top">Drinking Contest 1: Trash Talk

GORDON MANN VS AKIMA UMAGA

The Elite ditch Nate Johnson

Missy tries to trade up to Whippy

WARREN TECHNIQUE VS WHIPPY THE CLOWN

Garcia guilt trips Price

Jenny interviews Stevie. Drunk Benny attacks

DALAY, CHANDLER & PRICE VS BEAU & RAPSCALLIONS

Drinking Contest 2: Sad Brotherhood

Jack cuts promo on Ricky

GARGANTUAN VS JACK DECOLT

Drinking Contest 3: Last Stand</td><td width="25%" align="left" valign="top">C-

D

C

D

C-

B-

C+

D

C

B-

B-

C-</tr></table>

 

FINAL RATING C+

Maple Leaf Sports 1.74

TV Puerto Rico 0.05

 

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Two whole days early. I’ll be away all Sunday & Monday, so this was the only time I could do it.

 

Boy oh boy. What was I thinking? The Brotherhood and Dirty White Boys dominating the promo time? Gargantuan in the main event? It’s a miracle it wasn’t worse than a C+. Jack DeColt held up his end (kinda) but pretty much everything else disappointed. The Drinking Contest actually cooled off the Tag Title feud. Bobby really isn’t a good promo. He’s become popular enough to get by when paired with strong talkers, but with unpopular Art, C-rific Edd & Benny, and the Dirty White Boys, who are better with their fists than their mouths... yeah. Bad times. There’s a reason the original direction for the Brotherhood was ‘midcard, just wrestle’. The Elite 6-man was another big disappointment. Yeah, it was a squash. Yeah, it had the odd babyface/heel dynamic. I probably should have expected it, but assumed Chandler & Price’s popularity would carry it.

 

Although I enjoyed writing this one, so it’s not all bad.

 

(except Edd, whom I think had already lost to DWB before....or am I confusing this with FCK?)

 

The first CGC drinking contest was a few months ago. Dan DaLay. The Dirty White Boys. Some other assorted tough guys... and Edd. It ended in drunken tug o' war. As you'd expect.

 

 

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Here’s the card for ‘Battle Beyond’.

 

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling?

[Uncrewed]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling?- The Brotherhood Of St.01

[Regis]

This week's MVP? Why, who else but Skip Beau? Seriously, man, his iTunes mix is selling like hot cakes!

 

Also Christian Price, for being adorably dopey.

[Psycho Sam]

I actually think I have an idea about who the hooded figure might be now.

 

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

I sense an Akima turn.

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling? DWB

[Midnightnick]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

[Kitarzu]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

 

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

 

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

 

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs

Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

 

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

 

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

 

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling? Benny Benson and Whippy The Clown.

[smwilliams]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

 

MVP was certainly Jack DeColt. Runner-up...Whippy for his balloon poodle.

[Beeker]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

- The Reign of Zombie DeColt won't be long, but it will be fascinating.

 

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

- I'm down with DWB... ya you know me.

 

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

- I feel bad for Benny son of Ben now... so I hope this shiny geegaw will help him out of his dark funk.

 

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

- Price is the obvious choice, but I think Chandler wins this to make the Elite Court Price storyline progress.

 

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

- I love Les Bold Gendarmes, but I think this will be a feel good win for the faces. Especially if Umaga comes out in clown facepaint.

 

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

- Uh, because Thrill Seeker was last seen on the side of a milk carton?

 

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

- This should be a dance off dammit!

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling?

Even though the grades didn't show it, I have to go with DWB.

[Greylocke]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt I can see their first match end in some No-contest shenanigans.

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys Because Bobby Thomas being stuck in the communal locker room and getting agitated over it is entertaining.

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson See above. Keep the Brotherhood titleless for now just to have Bobby freak out over it.

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley Chandler does the classic "eliminate the two biggest guys (Price and Gargantuan) while they're on the ropes eliminating each other"....probably after faking an alliance with Price.

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown Mysterious Hooded guy strikes again. (Please let it be a returning Pow Wow!)

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden .....I flipped a coin on this.

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau The partnership between Warren and Missy seem to have some more rough edges to be smoothened out...it'll cost them

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling?

 

If I can't vote for the Brotherhood as a unit, I'll go with Benny Benson, for going out during the drinking competition, superkick Grayson, and then came right back to join the drinking.

[TakerNGN74]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

-The Ricky DeColt stuff can't end just yet if it does I'll be fine with it because I'm willing to go with whatever you decide to do but I feel that an Evil Ricky DeColt World Champion Storyline has some legs to it.

 

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

-A complete toss up here but I'll go with the DWB's

 

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

-The Brotherhood needs something order to stay relevant

 

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

-You can't beat the monster

 

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

-Faces will get the win here.

 

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

-Ozzie Golden is more interesting at this point.

 

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

-Filler match

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling? Benny Benson

 

Just wanted to say that I couldn't stop laughing at after Benny Benson superkicked Stevie Grayson. That was a brilliant set up.

[Tiberious]

Card for ‘Battle Beyond’.

 

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

I think Ricky is leaving with the belt, though I could easily see a draw or DQ loss.

 

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

I have a feeling like the Thomas meltdown is going somewhere, so to further that I'll take the DWB to win.

 

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

I like Benson, but again I think that it may be a bad night for the brotherhood to further Bobbys meltdown.

 

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

I wouldn't normally pick Gargantuan out of this lineup but size does matter in a battle royal.

 

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Out of all these guys whippy seems like he's had the most focus as of late with the mystery man, but I have to go for an established team over a random pairing.

 

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

I know you like to cycle your talent in and out and Ozzie hasn't been doing much lately anyway, so I'll take Thrill Seeker since he's been off TV for a while.

 

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

Warren's doing more, though I do like Skip.

 

... and again, who was the MVP of this week’s Title Bout Wrestling?

 

Bobby Thomas, I am enjoying the bitter veteran gradually losing it persona. Part of me thinks that this will somehow end with him and Nate Johnson reforming their team, though I'm not sure how you'd get there.

[Derek B]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

 

MVP: I like the Brotherhood a lot, Edd Stone antics always rule. Otherwise, Whippy is managing to be fun just now. And there's never enough Christian Price.

[Super Nova]

CGC World Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Jack DeColt

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone vs Dirty White Boys

CGC Canadian Title Match: Benny Benson vs Stevie Grayson

Last Man Standing Preview Battle Royal: Art Reed vs Eddie Chandler vs Gargantuan vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley

Bold Gendarmes vs Akima Umaga & Whippy The Clown

Thrill Seeker vs Ozzie Golden

Warren Technique vs Skip Beau

[Self]

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Friday Week 3 August 2014

G Davies Arena, Ontario

30,000 in attendance

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Davis Ditterich “Tonight, for the first time ever, Jack DeColt will fight his younger brother. Does the CGC World Champion have what it takes to succeed where Alex failed, and break the spell that has turned Ricky into a rampaging monster?”

Adrian Garcia “Complicated question with a simple answer, Davis. No. He does not. Jack DeColt has always been more than willing to punch anyone in the face... but family is another issue. For all of his big words last week, I don’t think Jack can bring himself to do what needs to be done. He has made a grave error in challenging Ricky, and it’s going to cost him the CGC World Title. Only one man can stand up to the monster’s rampage, and that’s the man who will soon be under The Elite’s banner; Christian Price.”

 

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ART REED

My body’s breaking down. Every morning it gets harder and harder

to get out of bed. In a few years my career will be over, and while

it’s been one hell of a ride, I can’t point to my name in the record books.

No titles. No accolades. No great accomplishments that tell the world

that I existed. That I mattered. I’ll never be World Champion, I’ve made

my peace with that, but maybe… just maybe… I could win the 2014

Last Man Standing Rumble. It’s one month away, but the preparation

begins tonight.

 

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OZZIE GOLDEN VS THRILL SEEKER

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Adrian Garcia “Thrill Seeker has been out of action for a while. I wonder if he can shake off the ring rust to take on this former Elite prospect.”

 

Seeker bounces off the ropes at impossible angles, staying two steps ahead of the vain narcissus at all times, until Ozzie gets lucky with a poke to the eyes. Ozzie furiously tries to mangle his opponent’s face, but when Seeker finds an opening and returns the favour, Ozzie flees in terror, desperately trying to protect his delicate features. Seeker turns him inside out with ranas and head scissors. Daredevil Drop (Springboard Senton)! 1... 2... 3!

 

THRILL SEEKER WINS (6:13)

 

Davis Ditterich “Decisive win from the returning Thrill Seeker. Will he be able to break out of the pack?”

 

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GARGANTUAN

They tell me that this year’s Last Man Standing Rumble is going to have

thirty men in it. Biggest line-up ever. Like that’s supposed to scare me.

Will any of them be bigger than me? Will any of them be stronger than

me? No matter what the nerds on the internet say, size matters, people.

There isn’t a man alive who can throw me over the top rope. I’m gonna

prove that tonight. The 2014 Last Man Standing Rumble is mine for the

taking.

 

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/w Missy WARREN TECHNIQUE VS ‘THE FLOW’ SKIP BEAU

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Davis Ditterich “Missy’s been looking for someone to ‘crush her enemies’, but so far the only one willing to help is Warren Technique.”

Adrian Garcia “If I couldn’t make a winner out of him as an Elite Prospect, what chance does she have?”

 

Skip hits play on his mp3 player and starts feeling the Flow. Level 1! He shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level- No! Warren rips the buds out of his ears and works him over with perfect technique. Debilitantibus. Stuck in a Guillotine Choke, Skip desperately crawls for his mp3 player.... and.... gets it! The Flow resumes. Level 1! He shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level 2! Can’t touch him! His smooth moves evade Warren's attacks with ease. Level 3! He swivels his hips, bouncing Warren about with butt smashes. Skip’s feeling it! He’s about to reach Level 4 when Missy jumps onto the apron. Flow interrupted. Iactus (Exploder)! 1... 2... 3!

 

WARREN TECHNIQUE WINS (7:59)

 

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SEAN DEELEY warms up with squats, as FAITH shows him a series of wacky wrestling outfits. Policeman. Gargage Man. Alien Invader. The Shooter doesn’t seem to like the idea of wearing any of them.

 

SEAN DEELEY

this is stupid. why can’t i just break people’s arms?

 

FAITH

Because the fans are saying you’re boring, Sean. You can’t just be a

good fighter any more. You need to capture the crowd’s imagination.

Look at Christian Price. The crowd rallied behind him and he won the

Ultimate Showdown Series. That could have been you. Popularity

matters, Sean. Especially in the Last Man Standing Rumble. The

more votes you get from the fans, the later you’ll enter the match,

and the more chance you’ll have to win.

 

SEAN DEELEY

fair enough, but i don’t play dress up.

 

FAITH

Ugh. Why am I even managing you if you won’t listen to my ideas?

 

SEAN DEELEY

i won you in a tournament.

 

FAITH

Oh yeah.

 

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Gordon Mann & Stuart Kent

THE BOLD GENDARMES

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AKIMA UMAGA & WHIPPY THE CLOWN

 

Davis Ditterich “Last week on Title Bout Wrestling, Gordon Mann picked up a victory over Akima thanks to help from his partner. The Samoan has enlisted some help to even the odds tonight.”

 

Akima brutalizes the Gendarmes with headbutts and a big Samoan Suplex (Stalling Fisherman) on Mann. Looking around for his hooded rescuer, Whippy’s too distracted to tag in, and Akima falls victim to a Missile Dropkick from Kent. The Gendarmes expertly cut the ring in half, using trickery and deceit to score countless cheap shots, until a flying headbutt allows the tag. Whippy springs into action with clownziguris and Huri-Clown-Ranas, before tagging Akima back in for a Clownsault/Diving Headbutt combo! 1. 2. 3.

 

AKIMA UMAGA & WHIPPY THE CLOWN WIN (9:11)

 

Whippy celebrates, but is attacked from behind by the furious Gendarmes, who prepare to finish him off with Police Brutality (Backbreaker/Elbow-

 

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The HOODED FIGURE appears in the ring, catching Kent in mid-air and laying him out with a Spinebuster! Big clothesline to Mann! The Gendarmes flee!

 

Davis Ditterich “Just who is this hooded hero helping out Whippy The Clown?”

 

Akima Umaga starts to help Whippy up and- The Hooded Figure lays him out with a Spinebuster too! Whippy looks confused.

 

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EDDIE CHANDLER

While zere can only be one winner of ze Last Man Standing Rumble,

never underestimate ze importance of teamwork. Why do you think

ze DeColts win all ze time? Zey watch each other’s backs. Or at least,

zey did. Ze Aleeex is injured. Ze Ricky is a monster. So ze team zat

shall dominate zis year’s Last Man Standing Rumble is ze Elite. Nate

Johnson is out, ze Christian Price will soon be in, and with him at our

side (and ze use of his 3 Wishes) ze 2014 Last Man Standing Rumble

shall be ours for ze taking.

 

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CANADIAN TITLE MATCH

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BENNY BENSON vs STEVIE GRAYSON ©

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Davis Ditterich “Several weeks ago, Benny pinned Stevie in a 4-on-4 elimination match, and last Sunday he drunkenly attacked the Canadian Champion.”

 

Stevie tries peppering with hit and run tactics, but Benson’s quick enough to keep up with him, dodge Shades of Grayson (Moonsault Press) and score a SUPER KICK! Black trunks. Black boots. Black sense of humor. Benson cackles like a maniac as he attacks Stevie with a barrage of stomps, but isn’t laughing when Stevie ducks, dips, dives, dodges and fights back with everything he’s got! Tornado DDT! Shades of Grayson! 1... 2... 3!

 

STEVIE GRAYSON RETAINS (12:50)

 

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CHRISTIAN PRICE looks on enviously as the Rapscallions; DRAKE and CHUCKY, tuck into some hotdogs.

 

DRAKE

... so what you could do is use a Wish to make yourself the final entrant

in the Last Man Standing Rumble, and then you’ll be all but guaranteed

to win the whole thing.

 

CHUCKY

Or use it to make those Elite jerks enter first.

 

DRAKE

Or (and this is just off top of my head) seeing as you’re probably gonna

be one of last few entrants anyway, how about you get some allies in at

29 and 30? A couple of young go-getters with everything to prove,

perhaps?

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

I dunno, guys. The fans put a lot of effort into voting for the entry order.

Seems wrong to use a Wish to mess with it.

 

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Suddenly, a MAN IN A HOTDOG SUIT blitzes in from out of nowhere and assaults Christian Price. The Rapscallions restrain him, and his mask comes off to reveal...

 

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... NATE JOHNSON, obviously. Security flood in to help the Rapscallions carry Nate out of the building.

 

NATE JOHNSON

You’ll pay Christian Price! You’ll never replace me!

 

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LAST MAN STANDING PREVIEW

5-MAN BATTLE ROYAL

 

ART REED VS EDDIE CHANDLER VS GARGANTUAN VS CHRISTIAN PRICE VS SEAN DEELEY

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Davis Ditterich “The Last Man Standing Rumble is only a month away. Will one of these five men have what it takes to win it?”

 

It’s chaos from the opening bell. Everyone fighting everyone else, desperately trying to toss each other over the top rope and out to the floor. Gargantuan lawn darts his opponents into turnbuckles. Deeley latches onto arms, twisting them at unholy angles. Chandler rakes backs, eyes, and inner thighs. Christian Price unleashes thunderous european uppercuts. Simple, effective, but stopped by Reed’s SUPER KICK! Price is on the ropes.... but Chandler blindsides Reed to make the save (Art Reed has been eliminated). Offering handshakes and pats on the back, the Fabulous One seems really, really eager to team up with the deeply suspicious Price.

 

Seeing the danger of this potential alliance, Deeley attacks both with brutal takedowns and animalistic suplexes, but recklessly pounces into a huge uppercut from Price (Sean Deeley has been eliminated). Now less convinced that he’s going to be betrayed, Price joins forces with Chandler to wear down Gargantuan. Rake! Euro! Rake! Euro! Backcracker! Price starts to muscle the wounded genetically engineered fighting machine out and... Chandler sneaks up behind and dumps both. (Gargantuan has been eliminated) (Christian Price has been eliminated).

 

EDDIE CHANDLER WINS (11:44)

 

Chandler celebrates, but rather than berate or mock Price as he might normally do, he invites him back into the ring to shake his hand. Price is baffled, and more than a little ticked off.

 

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Referee David Poker handcuffs ART REED and BENNY BENSON to a pipe backstage. Cool, calm and collected, Reed doesn’t put up a fight. Cackling like a maniac, Benson has to be restraints by a trio of Security Guards.

 

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CGC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Bobby Thomas & Edd Stone

BROTHERHOOD OF ST.01

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DIRTY WHITE BOYS

Grease Hogg & Lead Belly

 

Davis Ditterich “Thomas and Stone would have loved to have their friends at ringside, but they lost last Sunday’s drinking contest, so the DWB make the rules.”

 

Too big to be taken down, the Dirty White Boys dominate with drunken thuggery, until Lead Belly tries to make good on his promise to see how far he can throw Edd, and pays for his overconfidence with a dropkick to the knee. The Brotherhood work over the giant’s leg with a barrage of stomps. As surprisingly disciplined as Edd’s attack is, Bobby clearly doesn’t trust him, yelling instructions and warnings to not do any “stupid flips”. Edd waits until his partner isn’t looking before busting out a moonsault, and promptly misses. Hogg tags in and starts hammering, drilling and wrenching with every tool in his figurative belt. Bobby tries to blindside him, but Hogg ducks and Edd eats a SUPER KICK! Grease Spot (High Knee)!

 

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Broken free of their handcuffs, ART REED and BENNY BENSON run down to ringside, just in time for Lead Belly to do some Edd tossing. He hurls the diminutive Stone, not just across the ring, but over the top rope and down onto Reed and Benson! Bobby’s left alone. RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifix Toss)! 1... 2... 3!

 

DIRTY WHITE BOYS RETAIN (15:20)

 

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TOILETS

 

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WHIPPY THE CLOWN stares at himself in the mirror, and begins wiping the clown make-up off of his face.

 

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COUNTDOWN

 

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5...

 

Sitting in his locker room, JACK DECOLT looks at picture of himself and Ricky as kids.

Happier times.

 

4...

 

Alone in the bowels of the building, RICKY DECOLT stares ahead with cold, dead eyes.

 

3...

 

Ricky puts the picture aside, and looks at the message written on one of Alex’s remaining

blackboards; “Punch Him In The Foot”.

 

2...

 

The spellbound Ricky makes his way through the backstage area, staff and crew

fleeing from his path

 

1...

 

Jack hugs his wife, and leaves her in the locker room.

 

IT’S TIME

 

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CGC WORLD TITLE

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RICKY DECOLT VS JACK DECOLT ©

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Adrian Garcia “Time to see if Jack truly has it in him to fight his brother. If he doesn’t, we’ll be crowning a new World Champion right here tonight.”

 

Seemingly reluctant to throw hands, Jack tries grappling his spellbound brother to the mat, but the monster’s too strong. Unfeeling, unblinking, Ricky takes him apart with right hands. Jack manages to goad Ricky into hitting his classic moves, but hesitates to take advantage of the monster’s resulting confusion, and falls victim to a Press Slam! Spear! 1... 2... Kick out. Jack’s in trouble, but can’t bring himself to attack his brother... until Marie climbs onto the apron and is shoved off by the rampaging monster.

 

Jack goes berserk with right hands, foot stomps, and shoulder tackles. Ricky keeps rising, but Jack hangs him up in the tree of woe and Punches! Him! In! The! Foot! He takes the monster on a Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) and locks in a Figure Four Leg Lock, assaulting the weak spot with right hands. The monster screams in pain, and tries powering free, but Jack takes off his boot to do even more damage to the now-unprotected weak spot. The monster’s screams become more and more human... and Jack hesitates, allowing Ricky to blind him with POISON MIST and free himself. Ripcord Lariat! 1... 2... Jack kicks out and flees up the ramp, trying to regain his sight as the monster limps after him, taking him apart with more right hands.

 

Jack teeters on the edge of the stage, and Ricky prepares one last- Jack punches him in the foot. One wild swing, throwing all of his weight behind it. The monster goes down. Figure Four! Jack lays strike after strike into the weak spot. The monster screams... those screams become human... and he passes out.

 

Davis Ditterich “Did... Did he do it? Has he broken the spell?”

 

Jack releases the hold, and Ricky slowly wakes up, his eyes alive and clear.

 

JACK DECOLT

Ri… Ricky….?

 

RICKY DECOLT

Jack? What’s going on? I... No. It’s coming back. I can’t fight it, Jack.

You have to finish me now.

 

JACK DECOLT

No. Ricky, there has to be another way. I can’t…

 

RICKY DECOLT

You can. You have to. You…

 

Ricky’s eyes begin to cloud over, and Jack throws him off of the stage! Ricky crashes hard onto the electrical equipment below. Sparks fly, and Jack collapses to his knees, devastated at the sight of his little brother’s broken body

 

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<table width="60%"><tr><td width="75%" align="left" valign="top">Art Reed Promo

OZZIE GOLDEN VS THRILL SEEKER

Gargantuan Promo

WARREN TECHNIQUE VS SKIP BEAU

Sean Deeley & Faith Skit

BOLD GENDARMES VS AKIMA & WHIPPY

Hood saves Whippy from Gendarmes

Eddie Chandler Promo

BENNY BENSON VS STEVIE GRAYSON

Price gets advice from the Rapscallions

REED VS CHANDLER VS GARGANTUAN VS PRICE VS DEELEY

Reed & Benson handcuffed

THOMAS & STONE VS DIRTY WHITE BOYS

Whippy removes make-up

Countdown to Ricky/Jack

RICKY DECOLT VS JACK DECOLT</td><td width="25%" align="left" valign="top">D-

D+

C+

D+

C+

C-

D-

C

B-

D

B-

C-

C

C-

B+

B-</tr></table>

 

FINAL RATING: B-

PPV Buy Rate: 0.51 (down from Ultimate Showdown’s 0.55)

 

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Disappointing show, purely down to the top two matches. Jack DeColt had an off night, and it hurt the main event, which I had fairly high hopes for. The semi-main was perhaps damaged by the drinking contest segments. Although I thought the DWB’s tag experience, and Bobby’s general in-ring awesomeness, would make it the second best match of the show. The undercard was perfectly fine. Stevie/Benny and the 5-man Battle Royal over-delivered. Gendarmes/SamoanClowns too. I expected that one would be the worst match on the show.

 

I always struggle to decide who to praise after big shows. I forget it’s an element of the game until it pops up on me. No praise for the top two matches this time (because disappointment, and DeColt’s creative control means I’m rarely able to piss them off) so the kudos went to Christian Price (still bummed about loss to Edd in USS) Stevie Grayson (hell of a match) and Eddie Chandler (happy as a clam, but hell of a performer).

 

A lot of contracts coming up in the next few months. I have some decisions to make. Are certain characters played out? Are some of them too expensive for what they bring to the table? Can I do without some CGC originals? After dropping back down to Cult, my roster is a little bloated.

 

At the same time, with the Last Man Standing Rumble coming up, I’m fighting the urge to hire hire hire! I have 30 spots available, and I can easily give some of my guys the match off. I’m thinking folks on Time Decline will stay out. So maybe some new blood. I always like newbies arriving in WWE during the Royal Rumble. Seems like a great opportunity to make a big splash.

 

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The road to Last Man Standing begins. Here’s the card for the next episode.

 

CGC Tag Team Title Match: The Elite vs Dirty White Boys ©

LMS Rumble Preview: Gordon Mann vs Vin Tanner vs Warren Technique vs Drake vs Skip Beau

Bobby Thomas vs Donte Dunn

Stuart Kent vs Thrill Seeker

 

Who was the MVP of Battle Beyond?

[smwilliams]

CGC Tag Team Title Match: The Elite vs Dirty White Boys ©

LMS Rumble Preview: Gordon Mann vs Vin Tanner vs Warren Technique vs Drake vs Skip Beau

Bobby Thomas vs Donte Dunn

Stuart Kent vs Thrill Seeker

 

Who was the MVP of Battle Beyond?

Excellent show from top to bottom and even though the grade didn't reflect it, I bet a lot of fans in the CVerse (who I'm imagining) probably loved the Jack vs Ricky match and its ending. High drama right there.

 

As for the MVP, gotta go with Grayson. 2nd best match of the night and always entertaining.

[Uncrewed]

CGC Tag Team Title Match: The Elite vs Dirty White Boys ©

LMS Rumble Preview: Gordon Mann vs Vin Tanner vs Warren Technique vs Drake vs Skip Beau

Bobby Thomas vs Donte Dunn

Stuart Kent vs Thrill Seeker

 

Who was the MVP of Battle Beyond? Ricky & Jack DeColt