Pteroid Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 PROLOGUE: STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND Deep within a dark room, a figure sits upon a throne, his countenance one of control and power, his face hidden by the shadows. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/TheGrandAvatar_zps90fac8d5.jpg "Bring him..." A man is brought forward, his wrists bound, flanked by hooded brutes, his attitude- http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Black_Hood2_zps9db6c85a.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/TheArchitect_zps96d76483.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Black_Hood2_zps9db6c85a.jpg "THE ARCHITECT DEMANDS TO KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS!" -annoying. "You have been found guilty of shoot promos, backstage monkeyshines, and that time in Nevada with the Gibbon and the Yorkshire Terrier." "LIES! THE ARCHITECT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THOSE THINGS, IT IS A FRAME JOB!" "SILENCE! You have been an absolute weirdo for the last time! Now..it is time for you to receive your ultimate punishment..." THE ARCHITECT looks terrified... Meanwhile... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/JeffStarfield_alt5_zpsba2b758e.jpg "Gentlemen...BEHOLD!" http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/brb_blog_zpsd10e94f0.jpg "THE DIDACTIVE INTEROCITOR!" http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/NewtonCambridgeWS_zpsa781317a.jpg "What...is it, Euan?" "I...DO NOT KNOW! I made it in my sleep! I'm going to test it, though!" http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Ion_zps9d0eb1ac.jpg "Whoa, dude, do you really think that's a good idea? Couldn't that mess with the space-time continuationum?" "Nonsense, Ion, this has to be safe, *I* made it! FinEATo, be a good boy and get us some snacks, hm?" http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/FinEATo_zps6a3f143b.jpg "CHEW CHEW!" The Fishman leaves the room, whistling a happy tune. "Euan, I really must protest this, we have no clue what this is going to do!" "Oh pish posh, you naysayers! Watch, we'll be fine!" BOOP! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/twilight_zone_zps3e01e2b9.jpg "...nobody say anythi-IIIIING! "EUAN YOU FOOOOOOOOOL! "NOT RADICAAAAAAAAAL!" The three science-enthusiasts are sucked into the swirling vortex. The world...changes. The door opens, FinEATo trots in with a sheet of cookies and a 'Fish The Cook' apron. "Chew chew! ...chew? Chew chew?"] Meanwhile...(again) THE ARCHITECT struggles against his restraints, terrified as he's shoved forward by the oblivious guards, he stumbles and teeters on the edge of the sudden swirling vortex. "WAIT! STOP! WHAT IS THIS VORTEX! THE ARCHITECT DOESN'T LIKE IT! THE ARCHITECT WILL BE GOOD! NO! MOMMYYYYYYYY!" THE ARCHITECT stumbles...and falls down into it as the vortex disappears! The figure removes his hood. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/SamKeith_alt2_zps5701fa20.jpg "...oops, I was just gonna put him in the Hot Dog costume again..." Meanwhile 3: The Meanwhilening... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/RefereeTinyJackson_zps14bac004.jpg "Look, Nicky, I dunno what you want from me here. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/NickySanders_zpse05e5722.jpg "I want an assistant, Tiny, do you know how hard it is to book a show, scout for talent, AND make sure El Hot Dog's Ketchup-To-Mustard Ratio is JUST so? It's too much for one man! At the very least I need a coffee boy!" "Oh fine, I'll put an ad on the si-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" CRASH! "...huh, how'd that happen?" "THE ARCHITECT...cannot feel...his immaculate...coccyx..." "YOU'RE HIRED!" TO BE CONTINUED...NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhd1 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Awesome start Pteroid! Can't wait to see this continue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Let's kick this into hyperdrive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 CHAPTER 1: He Ain't Got No Alibi... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/_BlankBackground_zpsf04c223a.jpg "EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THIS AT ONCE!" http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/RefereeTinyJackson_zps14bac004.jpg "What? Ten bucks an hour to get Nicky some coffee? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me." "NO, YOU GIGANTIC FOOL! THE ARCHITECT DEMANDS TO KNOW..." http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/BlackMask_zpsd6a7c261.jpg "...WHY YOU HAVE STUFFED HIS GLORIOUS VISAGE INTO THE CONFINES OF THIS TERRIBLE MASK!" "Huh? Oh that, people said you looked weird." "THE ARCHITECT IS NOT WEIRD! HE IS A PRISTINE SPECIMEN OF HUMANITY!" "Yeaaaah...nah, you were totally weird-looking man. People didn't wanna park at the office because of how weird you looked." "THE ARCHITECT...is very depressed now." "Aw, don't be so down, sure you may be convinced you're stuck in a different dimension, sure you may be absolutely hideous, suuuure you smell like garlic cloves and spoiled birthday cake, suuuuuuure-" "THE ARCHITECT DEMANDS YOU CEASE BEING SUPPORTIVE!" "Right, yeah, but anyway we got a show to run here, you said you have experience as a wrestler?" "Yesss....YEEEESSSS! THE ARCHITECT WAS TRAINED BY THE GREAT SAM KEITH HIMSELF!" "...Sam Keith?" "YES!" "My CPA?" "YE-wha?" "Yeah, that's totally the name of my CPA." "...this universe terrifies and enrages me." "Look pal, do you wanna get in the ring or not?" "THE ARCHITECT ACCEPTS YOUR CHALLENGE!" "Great, we don't really have anything for El Hot Dog to do, so we'll start you off in a feud with him." "El Hot Dog?" "Ayup, he's great, he wrestles in a Hot Dog suit." "...THE ARCHITECT HATES HIM AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR!" "Now that's living the gimmick!" =============================================== http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/POW/POW_zpsb9e915ea.jpg Paragons of Wrestling Presents: Hooked On A Feeling Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart He can stay lonely forever. FOREVER. Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape Panic at the disco: Averted. No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Okay, this might be the best tagline ever. Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) TO THE SKIES! Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Obvs. Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad chewchewchew chewchew.....CHEW! Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) It's ERT. His whole existence is to job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh_Showtime Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Awesome start. I came for Adam Hart Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMcFly Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Because what else will make the Architect hate the Hot Dog more... Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJStark Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolinc Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallbanger Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 5 stars for the entertaining yet correct use of 'coccyx'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolinc Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 5 stars for the entertaining yet correct use of 'coccyx'. and 5 stars for getting Wallbanger to post outside the Off-Topic sub-forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sam Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdStringPG Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I approve of any dynasty starring THE ARCHITECT! Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMTheMan Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I approve of any dynasty starring THE ARCHITECT! I agree with 3rdString....but THE ARCHITECT SHALL CRUSH THIS HOTDOG MAN!!!!!!! Main Event Grand Championship Match W.M.D © vs Adam "Lonely" Hart Haunting At The Disco! Discotheque vs Dreamscape No Cannibalism In The Halls! Miss Behavin' vs Sangoma Fly The Friendly Skies of Air Atomico! 57th Airborne Squad & Meet The Patels vs The Frat Boys & ??? (Debut) Best Laid Plans El Hot Dog vs The Architect (Debut) Sidekicks Title Showdown! Sci-Fi Frenzy © vs The Jock Squad Opening Animosity! Earl Ray Travis vs ??? (Debut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/POW/POW_zpsb9e915ea.jpg Paragons of Wrestling kicks off LIVE and streaming on Chopblock.com, the titular song for the event blaring through the speakers of the Northern Lights Club as an assortment of colored spotlights shine on the dancefloor-turned-arena. As the last of the fans mill into the club, we get a hard camera shot of the ring and our illustrious and prestigious announce team: http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/TheChef_zps2d2b563e.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Buccaneer_zps2c94f1c5.jpg "The Chef" Chet Rio and Buccaneer! Chef: What's cookin' Chicago? It's your old pal The Chef here with my good buddy, Buccaneer for a night of big bad lucha action with not one, not two, but FOUR debuting wrestlers, two major title matches, and nothing less than the best lucha libre this side of the Mississippi! Buccaneer: Yar, that's right, Chef, tonight you'll see Adam "Lonely" Hart challenge the Woman of Mass Destruction, Sci-Fi Frenzy defend against The Jock Squad, and a whole new crew of wild and wacky fighters enterin' yon Squared Circle! Chef: And we're getting started with one of those debuts right now! OPENING ANIMOSITY! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/EarlRayTravis_zps9f7ef850.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/vstv_zps17b98cb8.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/TheGrandAvatar_zpse6ced3e4.jpg EARL RAY TRAVIS VS ??? -Earl shuffles in accompanied by Dueling Banjos, getting unanimously booed because he's awful, juuuuuuust awful. He absently adjusts a strap on his overalls and stares, gaping, at Referee Tiny Jackson, proclaiming 'YER TALLLLL!' as Tiny rubs his temples in annoyance. Then comes the entrance of...his opponent... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/FlyingHawaiian_zps34c812e6.jpg -It's the Flyin' Hawaiian! The big-er, quite slim and fit man enters complete with ukelele, flowery necklace, and grass skirt! He shakes his hips along to the War Chant as he strums the ukelele, eventually rolling into the ring as the fans clap along to the music. -As the music dies down and we prepare for the opening bell, Earl Ray stares down Flyin' Hawaiian...well, more just stares before declaring 'YER FAAAAAT!', which causes the disrobing Hawaiian to jolt in shock at this and shout 'LIAR!' back at the Hillbilly. The fans begin heaping abuse onto Earl for being a liar while the hillbilly continues to be oblivious and uneducated. -From the word 'Go!' this match is all Flyin' Hawaiian, with the bi-trim!-man giving the Hillbilly whatfor with hipbutts, headbutts, and flying butts! Earl seems incapable of getting out of the starting blocks as Hawaiian shows off his 'agility' with top rope AXEHANDLES and springboard KNEE DROPS! With his opponent properly tenderized, Hawaiian puts him away with his signature XXXL Splash! One three-count later, he has his hand raised by Tiny and is partying around the ring with the ukelele! FLYIN' HAWAIIAN WINS! Chef: An amazing debut for the Flyin' Hawaiian here tonight! Buck: Yar, that hillbilly hadn't a cinder's chance in Davy Jones' Locker! Chef: And we keep serving up hits tonight, folks, as up next Sci-Fi Frenzy take on the Jock Squad in their first defense of the POW Sidekicks titles! Buck: As much as I like Fin, code of the sea'n all, I don't like their chances tonigh' against the Jocks. Chef: Yes, this seems like a recipe for disaster for the champs, but remember that literally anything can happen in the Paragons of Wrestling Ring. Buck: I'm not entirely sure- Chef: Wrestling. Hot Dog. Buck: RIGHT! Chef: But first let's get a word from the champs! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/JeffStarfield_zps08305db7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/FinEATo_zps6a3f143b.jpg Sci-Fi Frenzy Promo! -We cut backstage to where Jeff Starfield and FinEATo are standing by in the POW Interview Zone! Jeff standing in front of Fin and using some form of device to scan his title as Fin chews on his behind him. Jeff looks up from his scanning, taken aback before launching into a promo. Jeff: STARDATE...Twothousandfourteen, I...onceagainfindmyself in the...ChicagoQuadrant! My mission is to...defendthesestrangeobjects known...as the POWSidekickstitles. As with...somanytimesbefore I...turn to mytrustedcolleague FinEato...for a planofaction! Fin? -FinEATo looks up from his title and shrugs. Fin: CHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWCHEW...gnaw. Jeff: EXCELLENT...idea, Fin! Let us...putyourplanintoaction! WARP FACTOR: WRESTLE! -Jeff marches off, grinning widely as Fin sighs. Fin: Chew... Chef: Words of wisdom there from the more experience half of the tag team champions. Buck: ...did you have any idea what'n the heck he said? Chef: I took a sushi course in college. Buck: I'm gonna pretend like that explains that. Chef: But now let's get to the action! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/POW_Sidekick_zps5e6393ad.jpg SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/JeffStarfield_zps08305db7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/FinEATo_zps6a3f143b.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/vstv_zps17b98cb8.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/DariusKing_zps1871b493.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/SluggerLongball_zps577d56d4.jpg SCI-FI FRENZY © VS THE JOCK SQUAD -The Jock Squad storm out to the ring accompanied by the strains of 'Centerfield' to a chorus of boos, the devious sports enthusiasts as Slugger and Darius shout angrily at the 'Nerds!' in attendance. Once in the ring, Slugger does a Babe Ruth point to the stands before swinging his Louisville Slugger and running the 'bases', slamming a fist down on each turnbuckle before running home and bumping chests with his team mate. -The champions, meanwhile, receive massive cheers as they hit the scene to 'Star Trekkin' ', Jeff using a nondescript device to scan the audience as Fin continues to try and eat his title. Longball takes a swing at the champs with his Louisville Slugger as they enter the ring, but Fin manages to wrestle it away and take off, using it as his new chew toy much to the jock's annoyance. -The match is stopped before it even starts as Darius and Slugger decide to start an impromptu football game, the two captaining one team and choosing players. Slugger wins a coin toss and immediately chooses Tiny Jackson who raises his hands and does a victory lap for the crowd, an angry Darius responds by recruiting an oblivious FinEATo, Slugger returns fire by scooping up Buccaneer, Darius snarls and snaps up Chef...by this point Jeff is sulking in a corner...before decking both challengers with a chop block and getting the match underway! Many appreciative nerds in the audience applaud this revenge. -The match is an exercise in futility it seems for the champs, as the two bruisers regroup quickly from the early ambush and spend most of the match taunting FinEATo on the apron as they punish Jeff with various double team manuevers, wet willies, and even a torturous wedgie from Darius which has Tiny threatening to disqualify the duo! -But just when it seems all is lost for the champs, Jeff manages to dodge a clothesline in the corner from Darius which sends him rattling skulls with Slugger! Jeff is quick to crawl to his side and tag in Fin! Fin goes on the attack immediately with multiple Hammer-Headbutts to Darius that topple the big man! Fin dodges an attempted ambush by Slugger and dropkicks the baseballer into the waiting boots of Jeff on the apron before leveling him on the rebound with the Shark Smile stunner that sends him stumbling through the ropes and out of the ring! -However, Darius is up and he's mad, he grabs Fin by his mask and looks poised to do some damage...until Jeff hits a Warp Factor: Destroy! (Codebreaker) from behind, setting up Darius for the Frenzy's Finisher: A running senton by Jeff followed by a moonsault from Fin, The Science Fiction Double Feature! The two pile onto Darius for the One! Two! Three! And the champs retain! -The two friends are given their belts and hug in the center of the ring as the Squad retreats defeeated but ready to strike another day! SCI-FI FRENZY WIN! Chef: Amazing! The fans are on their feet cheering for the champs! Buck: I didn't think the two had it in them, but they're startin' their reign off with a fantastic victory over the jocks! Chef: That's just a taste of what Paragons of Wrestling has in...store...uh oh... Buck: Uh oh? What uh...ohhh...THIS GUY... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/BlackMask_zpsd6a7c261.jpg THE ARCHITECT DEBUTS! -A man in a black mask but otherwise garish ring gear storms out to the ring with no theme music, jabbering angrily at fans and staff alike as he enters the ring, grabbing a microphone. He opens his mouth to speak but screws up what little parts of his face are visible. Architect: WHY DOES IT REEK OF FISH IN HERE!? -Tiny opens his mouth to explain. Architect: SILENCE! THE ARCHITECT HAS DEMANDED THIS TIME TO SPEAK AND THE ARCHITECT WILL SPEAK! -The crowd boos. Architect: YOU BE SILENT TOO! -The crowd boos louder. Architect: THE ARCHITECT- -Tiny snatches the mic. Tiny: Indoor voice for Pete's sake! -The crowd cheers as The Architect takes the mic back. Architect: Fine! THE ARCHI-...The Architect refuses to be humiliated like this! The Architect is far above a mere Hot Dog in terms of wrestling acumen! He has trained under the great Sam Keith! Crowd: Who? Architect: ...Sam Keith! Crowd: WHO? Architect: Plebians! The Architect has also studied tapes of Rip Chord! Crowd: WHO!? Architect: And Tommy Cornell! Crowd: WHO!? Architect: THE ARCHITECT WILL SHOW YOU ALL THAT HE IS AS GREAT AS THE LIKES OF JACK BRUCE! Crowd: ...That name's stupid! *clap clap clap clap clap!* That name's stupid! *clap clap clap clap clap!* Architect: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU! THE ARCHITECT DEMANDS- -Tiny arches an eyebrow. Architect: ...the Architect demands his opponent show himself at once! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/BlackMask_zpsd6a7c261.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/vstv_zps17b98cb8.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/ElHotDog_zps689b0f54.jpg THE ARCHITECT VS EL HOTDOG -The Architect receives his wish as happy rock music heralds the arrival of none other than the (extremely clogged) Heart and Soul of POW, El Hot Dog! The suit clad 'luchador' bounces out towards the ring, circling it to slap hands with the fans as inside the ring Architect folds his arms and looks more than a little annoyed. El Hot Dog moves to roll into the ring...it kinda takes a while... -...okay, it really takes a while. Finally with some help from Tiny, Chef, and Buck, he gets inside and up onto his feet, bouncing energetically as The Architect makes gagging motions. Tiny calls for the bell and- Crowd Member: You stink, Architect! -The Architect turns around. Architect: YOU STINK! -It happens in an instant, El Hot Dog strikes, ducking and rolling the masked maniac up! ONE! TWO! THREE! -The happy music starts up again as Hot Dog manages to roll back out of the ring as The Architect springs up, looking shocked. Hot Dog bounces happily all the way to the back as the Architect looks on in disbelief. EL HOT DOG WINS! Chef: Well that was- http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/BlackMask_zpsd6a7c261.jpg THE ARCHITECT SWEARS VENGEANCE! Architect: YOOOOOU! YOU STUPID HOT DOG! THE ARCHITECT WILL REMEMBER THIS! THE ARCHITECT WILL HAVE HIS REVENGEANCE! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU HUMILIATED THE ARCHITECT LIKE THIS! RUE IT I SAY! RUUUUUE! -The Architect kicks the bottom rope and storms out as Tiny gives the audience a shrug. Chef: Huh...someone's a sore loser, well folks, it's time for our intermission and when we come back, we'll be kicking it off with fantastic atomico action! To be continued... 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Pteroid Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 We come back from intermission with Hooked On A Feeling playing once again, briefly getting shots of the wrestlers signing autographs and taking pictures with the fans...also Architect chases El Hot Dog around the ring waving a brick before the two disappear into the back! Chef: That is one crazy man. Buccaneer: Aye, nuttier than a marooned Moroccan, that one. Chef: But fans we're back and ready for more Lucha Libre action with a good old fashioned four on four Atomico match! Buccaneer: Yar, The 57th Airbourne Squadron team up with Meet The Patels as they take on The Frat Boys and a couple of mysterious newcomers who, going by what's gone on tonight, have a fifty/fifty shot at making names for themselves...one way'r another! Chef: No need to dwell on ceremony, let's get to the action! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/GeoffreyWestminsterII_zpsdbf59dd9.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/KatyBlaze_alt_zpsb3ca91f3.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/JashPatel_alt_zpsf7b136f6.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/FreshmanPatel_zps98b5d625.jpg http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/vstv_zps17b98cb8.jpg http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Ion_zps9d0eb1ac.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/ScottBingington_zps917f1343.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Mystery_zps632a2226.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Mystery_zps632a2226.jpg MEET THE SQUAD VS PHI ALPHA QUESTION MARK! -The four good guys are out first with the two Patels, Kal and Jash, tripping over each other to help Amelia Wingheart to the ring as the flygirl looks both amused an annoyed by the attention and Wing Commander Westminister mugs for the crowd with Debbie Monroe, the former Grand Champion looking quite chipper on this evening as a ragtime version of Thrift Shop plays over their entrance (tastefully censored, of course). Both Patels sit on the middle rope to allow Amelia entry, causing the aviator to shrug and vault over the top rope, sending both seemingly lovestruck fellows quite literally head over heels as Amelia high-fives her mentor and tag partner in the ring, the two Patels crawling in shortly after. -Meanwhile it's time for the Frat Boys to make their appearance, looking around as their generic alt rock theme plays...it appears they don't know who/what/where their partners are! That doesn't bode well... -The lights suddenly go out, a haunting melody begins to play as the Northern Lights Club's lighting system goes into the full effect with the room taking on the darkness of night as the distant sounds of horses and...motorcycles are heard. Then- http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Ashmedai_alt3_zps8025abb3.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Tombstone_Biker2_zps28233c76.jpg -The lights erupt into violent flaming yellows and oranges as two well muscled men, one clad in the garb of an old west outlaw, the other in the leather of a biker, both carrying a heavy skull motif hit the stage, bodily shoving the two terrified Frat Boys out of the way like a couple of non-virgins in a horror movie! The new wrestlers are a sight to behold as they stalk around the ring, menacing both the fans and our announce team as the rapidfire lovechild of rock and bluegrass blares through the PA system! -Just as suddenly as they enter the arena, they slide into the ring and it's a donnybrook right out of the gate as the two maniacs begin levelling their opponents with hard right hands that seem to have the aviators and cousins off guard! Getting over their initial fear, the Frat Boys rush in to get their licks in on the Patels! Everything seems to be breaking down until Tiny Jackson pulls out a crucifix and begins shouting at the newcomers to get back in their corner because 'THE POWER OF EL SALVADOR COMPELS YOU!' Sheepishly they oblige and the match properly starts with Rock Paris 'Pounding the Freakin' Crap!' out of Kal Patel according to Scott Bingington...who is standing on the outside out of fear for his monolithic tag partners. -However, said pounding doesn't last long as a cocky swivel of the hips from Paris opens him up to a jawbreaker from Kal, who rolls out of the ring and opens Paris up to a springboard crossbody from Jash! From there it's the crazy madcap action you'd expect from a POW atomico match, legal men (and woman) changing on a dime, every single participant throwing their all into the match, but it's in the teamwork that the two newcomers shine. Their movements slip into each other almost seamlessly, overpowering anyone on the opposite team that dares to face them at the same time, even hitting a picturesque double chokeslam onto Jash that allows a thunderous moonsault off the top rope from Paris! -However, it is not the...unearthly but the mortal element of the Rudo team proves to be a damaging factor as Amelia Wingheart is left to fend for herself with Scott Bingington, the Frat Boy is unable to see Westminister setting up on the turnbuckle behind him! Scott goes for a belly to belly, only to receive a headbutt that sends him stumbling and into the direct line of fire of Westminister's Formation Flying Over Castle finishing move! Neither of the mysterious newcomers can get in the ring fast enough to stop the three count! MEET THE SQUAD WINS! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Ashmedai_alt3_zps8025abb3.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Tombstone_Biker2_zps28233c76.jpg THE NEW GUYS GET REVENGE! -The bell dings, it sems like the fight is all over, but for two of the combatants, this insult is only the beginning. The Cowboy and Biker rush the ring once more, grabbing Scott and bodily chucking him at the celebrating Squadron! The two are flattened as Rock grabs Scott and swiftly retreat to the back. The Patels try to come to the rescue with stereo crossbodies but they're caught by the hulking lunatics who smash them back-first into each other before tossing them out of the ring! A clothesline sends a slowly rising Amelia out of the ring, leaving Westminister open to a brutal Flapjack/Cutter Combo from the two powerhouses. -The maniacal madmen pose for the completely unappreciative crowd before storming their way to the back and leaving both the Patels and the Squad to pick themselves off the mat. Chef: Wow, I was...I was not expecting that. Buccaneer: Where in the seven seas did THOSE two come from? Chef: I'm not sure, buck, but it appears that it's somewhere I have NO interest in going. Buccaneer: Agreed. Chef: Folks as our winners get scrapped off the mat like yesterday's gristle, how about we tell you about the next match? Buccaneer: Yar, a rivalry as old as time: Hall Monitors and Cannibals. Chef: Alleged Cannibals, Buck, Sir Sterling Silver makes that distinction very clear. Buccaneer: Oh of course, ALLEGED -putprobablyreally- Cannibals. Chef: Yes, even when they were on the same side of the Tecnico/Rudo fence, Miss Behavin' and Sangoma wanted no part of each other, she despised his brutal tactics- Buccaneer: And he couldn't read hall passes. Chef: So you can see the obvious animosity here. Buccaneer: For sure! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/MissBehavin_zps77202319.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/VS_alt_Mixed2_zps85d698f8.pnghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Sangoma_zps6c518ec8.jpg MISS BEHAVIN' VS SANGOMA! -Schools Out For Summer plays out as Miss Behavin' skips out from the back in her uniform, she snaps off a salute to the crowd which responds in kind...you know, the typical Hall Monitor greeting. She enters the ring and removes her Hall Monitor sash, folding it up in the corner. -The entrance of her opponent is slightly...less upbeat, unless you like extremely loud tribal music as Sangoma charges out from the back, the monolithic madman from the jungle-er, no the swamp? It's unclear. What's unclear is his absolute disdain for Miss Behavin' as the second he's in the ring he grabs her sash and RIPS it to shreds! -The crowd gasps at this show of disrespect from the burly savage and even as Sir Sterling starts to laugh, Miss Behavin' is charging his client and we're off and running! Miss Behavin' rocks the big bad brute with strikes and kicks, keeping him off his game with unpredictable offense! -Unfortunately what the lady herself can't predict is a cane hooking her leg and tripping her right onto her face! The crowd boos as Sir Sterling whistles and walks away, outright twirling said cane! This gives Sangoma all he needs to take control and the next few minutes are a brutal display of power from Sangoma, as the brute throws the much smaller girl around the ring like a ragdoll! -For the briefest of moments, it appears MB's back in control, dodging a big boot and dropkicking out his other leg for to force him to take a knee! MB follows it up with a flurry of kicks to the chest of Sangoma, each one accompanied by an 'Ooh!' from the crowd until she knocks him silly with a running knee to the face! -MB seems primed for her patented Failing Grades shiranui, but as she moves to leap off the turnbuckle with Sangoma's head in her arms, Sangoma manages to catch her and reverses it into a thunderous Oklahoma Stampede! From there the monolithic madman merely needs to wait for the Hall Monitor to get up before putting her down with a thunderous Voodoo Blade spear! The pin is, sadly, academic. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/1_zpsf09b04b0.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/2_zps2d2083e7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/3_zps801b9f06.jpg -Sir Sterling enters the ring, raising his clients hand as the crowd boos the dominant wildman, the two exit the ring, content with their victory as Miss Behavin' stirs, gathering up the tattered pieces of her sash and slowly looking up to glare at the retreating rudos, a thirst for vengeance on her face. This isn't over, not by a long shot. SANGOMA WINS! Chef: Real heart-breaker there for Miss Behavin', her spirit just wasn't enough to overcome the power of Silver's monster. Buck: The lass has spirit, but in the end, spirit can't do much against a force like that. Chef: But even with the clouds gathering, there's a chance for light to break through, we still have two matches tonight and up next is our Semi-Main event a clash of two tag teams that are synonymous with Paragons of Wrestling. On one side of the ring, the daring disco duo of Donny Chic and KC Summer- Buck: And on the other, the tyrannical tag team of Dreamscape, Frightening and Scaremare. This is sure to be a double-sided duel for the ages! Chef: But before we get to that, we have some words from tonight's challenger for the Grand Championship, Mr. Adam 'Lonely' Hart. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/NewtonCambridge_alt_zps3d39b090.jpg "GRAND" BY: ADAM HART Adam Hart sits on the stairs leading up to the back entrance of the Northern Lights Club, a slip of paper in his hand as he looks up past his bangs at the camera, with a moody sigh he begins to recite. Hart: Tonight I sit on these stairs While inside all the others put on airs Can't they see what's meant to be Is our meetings with mortality The Woman of Mass Destruction Will come at me like a volcanic eruption I think it's a safe deduction You've seen the last of me Maybe when I'm dead and gone Others will take up my song And finally all will appreciate my poetry ...Grand... Hart reclines on the stairs, looking vacantly up at the sky. Chef: ...welp...uhhh... Buck: What a baby. Chef: Let's just get to the tag match, shall we? http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/DonnyChic_zps1bc1e5a1.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/KCSummer_zpsfe71b7a2.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/vstv_zps17b98cb8.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Scaremare_zps75602582.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Frightening_zps68c05e3c.jpg DISCOTHEQUE VS DREAMSCAPE -Dreamscape are out first for this encounter, the lights going down as they approach the rings in dark robes holding candles before them that illuminate their grisly visages as a gregorian choir accompanies them. They slide the candles into the ring and crawl in after them, sitting crosslegged and rocking back and forth before them until Tiny claps his hands together and the lights come back on, snapping the two masked men out of their trance and causing them to blow out the candles, shed their robes and go wild in the ring! -Stayin' Alive by: The Beegees cuts off their rampage though as Donny Chic and KC Summer strut out from the back, their goofy struttin' and dancin' the antithesis of their weird(er) opponents' solemn stride. However, it's a sudden suicide dive from the Dreamscape that breaks up their usual buffoonery! The Rudos are on the attack early on with a punishing pre-match attack that sees both teams brawling around the crowd with such silliness as a plastic trashcan getting dropkicked into the face of Frightening and Scaremare leaping off of the stands onto Discotheque! -Finally a reversal of an attempted turnbuckle shot puts the two masked men on their backs in the ring and the match finally officially underway. The Disco Duo are quick to capitalize on their advantage, with a blitzing assault on Scaremare, capped off by a quick sequence with KC atomic dropping the ethereal fighter and keeping him on his knee for a Donny Chic superkick into a backdrop by KC! KC bridges for the pin! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/1_zpsf09b04b0.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/2_zps2d2083e7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Kickout_zpse97b3b32.png -Frightening manages to break up the pin at the last minute, quickly rolling out of the way of some retaliation on the part of Donny Chic in the form of another superkick, running to the ropes and taking the Afro'd Avenger down with a springboard crossbody! KC manages to recover himself in time to receive a dropkick from Frightening, who regroups with Scaremare for an irish whip-assisted body splash into the Superfreak! Tiny demands the match finally at least pretend to resemble a regular tag match and Dreamscape oblige by kicking Chic out of the ring and throwing KC into their corner. -From there it's a clinic in isolation tactics as Summer has no one to tag in as the two masked luchadors put him through a tortorous gauntlet of double team maneuvers that leave him in bad shape even after Donny makes it up to their corner. Many times KC attempts to make it to the outstretched hand of Donny Chic, but every time it seems like Dreamscape have him covered, every fall covered up with a roll out of the ring and the utilization of POW's lucha tag rules. The whole of it is capped with the team's devastating Night Terror finisher, a shooting star press by Frightening off the back off his partner! Frightening scrambles back onto KC for the pin! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/1_zpsf09b04b0.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/2_zps2d2083e7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/Kickout_zpse97b3b32.png -Donny Chic makes the save, diving to break up the pin just in the nick of time! Dreamscape move in to double-team Chic, but he ducks a double clothesline and gives an afro'd headbutt first to Scaremare then to Frightening then to Scaremare then to Frightening and finally Donny grabs both of them by their masks and forces Dreamscape to have a meeting of the minds! The two masked men stagger and stumble and fumble their way out of the ring, leaving Donny to regroup with his ailing partner. Donny looks all around...then starts bobbing his head... -The theme of the event begins playing for the third time tonight but its novelty hasn't warn off yet as Donny begins grooving to the music as suitable disco lighting begins to illuminate the ring. It's uncertain just what Donny's plan is at the beginning, but the method behind the madness becomes clear, as he pantomimes a fishing pole cranking back on it as he sways back and forth to the music. Slowly KC begins to show signs of life, bridging upwards in time with Donny's reeling, before suddenly kipping up in time for the chorus and boogieing down with his partner! -But it seems this powerup may be misguided as Dreamscape has recovered and attempt to jump the two dancers from behind...BUT HIT NOTHING BUT AIR AS DISCOTHEQUE TWIST OUT OF THE WAY! Scaremare goes hurtling out of the ring but Frightening is grabbed by his mask and hoisted onto KC's shoulders! Donny goes to bounce off the rope and leaps up into a twisting neckbreaker as KC puts Frightening down with a Samoan Drop! The Disco Drop has pinned almost every man it's been used upon and Frightening is no exception! http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/1_zpsf09b04b0.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/2_zps2d2083e7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/3_zps801b9f06.jpg -Stayin' Alive plays one more throughout the arena as Donny and KC hug to celebrate their victory, Dreamscape beat a sluggish retreat as the Superfreak and Afro'd Avenger show off their moves for the audience. DISCOTHEQUE WINS! Chef: An amazing display of ability from both these teams here tonight, neither has anything to really regret. Buck: Yar, Dreamscape showed why they're one of the most decorated tag teams out there today, but in the end yon Disco Dancers pulled out the victory! Chef: But this means only one thing, Buck. Buck: AYE! Chef: It's time! Time at last for our main event-KSSH! Static begins to overtake the feed. Buck: Ya-KSSH-ar! Ad-KSSH-art ver-KSSSSSSSSSSSH-tion! The screen is abslutely overtaken with static, someone has hijacked the broadcast! WMD: THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS -Warning klaxons blare as a 'Please Stand By' flashes on the screen, there are sounds of people screaming as a drone of planes overhead begins to grow louder and louder, followed by the whistle of falling bombs... -BOOOOOOOM! http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/144835.jpg The screen comes to life with grainy footage of a mushroom cloud and a shadowy figure stands before it, arms outstretched. "We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another." The figure turns... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/WMD_zpsf213a472.jpg W.M.D glares at the camera, we get shots of her delivering her the new finishing move that won her the Grand Championship, the sick Implant Buster she calls the Planet Cracker. First to Wing Commander Westminister, then to her first challenger, El Mariachi, to El Scorcho and Sky Panther, on and on, each buster a terrible reminder of her awesome power. Her lips curl into a snarl, she steps forward, arm outstretched towards the camera as though throttling the viewer... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/POW_Grand_zpsf4de79d7.jpg GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/WMD_zpsf213a472.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/VS_alt_Mixed2_zps85d698f8.pnghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/NewtonCambridge_alt_zps3d39b090.jpg W.M.D © VS ADAM HART -We cut abruptly back to the live feed as Adam Hart despondently runs the ropes while suitable moody music plays, Tiny Jackson's arms are crossed as he begs Hart to get a grip before- http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/WMD_zpsf213a472.jpg 'The End Has Arrived' -W.M.D makes her way to the ring, stonefaced, her title on her shoulder. She slams her title down on the commentary desk and snarls at Chef and Buck before entering the ring, staring down the sullen Hart as she enters the ring and settles into her corner. An electricity permeates the air as the two combatants tense up, ready for the bell to sound. -And when it does they explode out of the blocks! For a man who was bemoaning his impending doom just a few minutes ago, Hart comes into the match quick and hard, locking up with the champ and matching her move for move as the large and imposing woman matches his quickness with her hard-hitting striking game and deceptive power. -Adam's momentum picks up as time goes on, displaying the techniques he's learned from training with the masters with tortorous holds intermixed with astounding high-flying offense. He tries to put the champ away early with a picture perfect high kick, but to the shock of everyone the champ bats it away with a well aimed spinning backfist! Hart can hardly believe it as the champ darts in past his guard with a sit-out spinebuster that puts the match firmly in her favor! -Adam tries his best to get back in the game after this but the champ is having none of it, knocking him down like a bowling pin every single time until another spinning back fist puts him down for seemingly the count. It is here that the champ gets a very disturbing look in her eye, going to climb the top rope. She launches herself out with her Tactical Air Strike body splash that FLATTENS Hart like a pancake. W.M.D covers him... http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/1_zpsf09b04b0.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/2_zps2d2083e7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/wha_zps19e872dc.png -W.M.D lets off the pin, going to grab Hart by his hair and picking him, she doesn't want to end the match with the Tactical Air Strike, instead she adds insult to injury with the Planet Cracker! She places a boot on his chest and glares at Tiny, forcing him to count. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/1_zpsf09b04b0.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/2_zps2d2083e7.jpghttp://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/3_zps801b9f06.jpg -W.M.D's music plays once again as she vacates the ring, yanks her belt from the table and leaves just as quickly as she entered, the POW Grand Champion. W.M.D WINS! Chef: I have no words... Buck: Hart put up a good fight, but it wasn't in the cards fer him, and then that monster had her way. Chef: Fans, we'll see you at our next event, Come And Get Your Love in September, I'm Chet Rio, and for Buccaneer, we'll see you in the squared circle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 CHAPTER 2: VENGEANCE VERSUS VENGEANCE http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/NickySanders_zpse05e5722.jpg "Okay, we're getting the results in now..." http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/RefereeTinyJackson_zps14bac004.jpg "Come on..." "It's loading..." "Come ooooonnn..." "TEW.com rated Hooked On A Feeling..." "The anticipation is killing meeeee!" http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/BlackMask_zpsd6a7c261.jpg "THE ARCHITECT is...confused as to how two different universes have the same website serving the same purpose." "SHADDUP! WHAT'D WE GET!?" "WE GOT A D+!" "YES! WE'RE NUMBER-er...where are we ranked?" "In the US? Tenth." "WOOOO! WE'RE NUMBER TEN! WE'RE NUMBER TEN! CHANT WITH ME, MASKY, OR YOU'RE FIRED!" "THE ARCHITECT and miscellaneous others ARE NUMBER TEN!" "We already got plans for the next show, in fact-" "HANG ON A MOMENT!" "Huh? Oh dude, I forgot, I need you to get me some joe from Galaxy of Flavor down the street, don't bother with the weird not-Italian they use, just ask for a medium." "THE ARCHITECT CARES NOT FOR YOUR-" "Indoor voice!" "-cares not for your coffee! The Architect's only focus is revenge upon the Hot Dog that has disgraced him so!" "Wha? Dude, that was like a one-off. I don't have either of you penciled in for a-" Suddenly the door is kicked almost off it's hinges, sending The Architect sprawling. Nicky and Tiny blink at the person now standing before them. http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/MissBehavin_zps77202319.jpg "Hey, you two, we gotta talk." "The Architect...cannot feel...his ligaments..." "Miss, how can we help you-" "No time to chat, Nicky, I'm here for the big cheese. Tiny, what happened to me was a gross miscarriage of justice! I should know! I'm a Hall Monitor." "True. You're angry about the sash?" Miss Behavin' gives a glaring nod. "So...get a new one?" "What!? Sanders that sash was a symbol of my office! A symbol that that lumbering lummox ATE like the horrible cannibal-" "Alleged." "-he is! I DEMAND another crack at him!" "Hmm..." "That's just ridiculous, it was just a thrown together match, I-" "Hey! THE ARCHITECT was the first to seek vengeance around here, HE should get his rematch first!" "Buzz off, weirdo, or it's detention for you." "THE ARCHITECT is not a child! Were THE ARCHITECT not a classically trained gentleman, he would bloody your absurd button nose!" "Don't let that stop ya, creep!" "Is this a rib-?" "ENOUGH!" The two quarreling wrestlers and severely confused road agent look at Tiny. "You both want revenge, I get it, but I'M the guy in charge here and I'll pass judgement on this. Around here you get what you give, so I'll give a shot...to whichever one of you can beat the other!" "THE ARCHITECT OBJECTS, HE CANNOT HIT A GIR-" "El Hot Dog is a better wrestler than you." "THE ARCHITECT WILL END YOU!" "Then it's a match, pencil it in, Nicky. "...I think I hit my head." http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y476/pteroid1/POW/POW_zpsb9e915ea.jpg POW PRESENTS: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH W.M.D © vs DONNY CHIC TRIOS MATCH ADAM HART & THE 57TH AIRBOURNE SQUADRON vs SANGOMA & THE GHOST RIDERS (BLAZE TANNER & TOMBSTONE) KC SUMMER vs ??? (DRAGON Talent Trade) REVENGE OF THE REVENGE MATCH THE ARCHITECT vs MISS BEHAVIN' SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH SCI-FI FRENZY © vs THE FRAT BOYS OPENING ANIMOSITY EL HOT DOG & FLYIN' HAWAIIAN vs THE JOCK SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH W.M.D © vs DONNY CHIC TRIOS MATCH ADAM HART & THE 57TH AIRBOURNE SQUADRON vs SANGOMA & THE GHOST RIDERS (BLAZE TANNER & TOMBSTONE) KC SUMMER vs ??? (DRAGON Talent Trade) REVENGE OF THE REVENGE MATCH THE ARCHITECT vs MISS BEHAVIN' SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH SCI-FI FRENZY © vs THE FRAT BOYS OPENING ANIMOSITY EL HOT DOG & FLYIN' HAWAIIAN vs THE JOCK SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJStark Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH W.M.D © vs DONNY CHIC TRIOS MATCH ADAM HART & THE 57TH AIRBOURNE SQUADRON vs SANGOMA & THE GHOST RIDERS (BLAZE TANNER & TOMBSTONE) KC SUMMER vs ??? (DRAGON Talent Trade) REVENGE OF THE REVENGE MATCH THE ARCHITECT vs MISS BEHAVIN' SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH SCI-FI FRENZY © vs THE FRAT BOYS OPENING ANIMOSITY EL HOT DOG & FLYIN' HAWAIIAN vs THE JOCK SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolinc Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH W.M.D © vs DONNY CHIC TRIOS MATCH ADAM HART & THE 57TH AIRBOURNE SQUADRON vs SANGOMA & THE GHOST RIDERS (BLAZE TANNER & TOMBSTONE) KC SUMMER vs ??? (DRAGON Talent Trade) REVENGE OF THE REVENGE MATCH THE ARCHITECT vs MISS BEHAVIN' SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH SCI-FI FRENZY © vs THE FRAT BOYS OPENING ANIMOSITY EL HOT DOG & FLYIN' HAWAIIAN vs THE JOCK SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Midnightnick Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH W.M.D © vs DONNY CHIC TRIOS MATCH ADAM HART & THE 57TH AIRBOURNE SQUADRON vs SANGOMA & THE GHOST RIDERS (BLAZE TANNER & TOMBSTONE) KC SUMMER vs ??? (DRAGON Talent Trade) REVENGE OF THE REVENGE MATCH THE ARCHITECT vs MISS BEHAVIN' SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH SCI-FI FRENZY © vs THE FRAT BOYS OPENING ANIMOSITY EL HOT DOG & FLYIN' HAWAIIAN vs THE JOCK SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanegan Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH W.M.D © vs DONNY CHIC TRIOS MATCH ADAM HART & THE 57TH AIRBOURNE SQUADRON vs SANGOMA & THE GHOST RIDERS (BLAZE TANNER & TOMBSTONE) KC SUMMER vs ??? (DRAGON Talent Trade) REVENGE OF THE REVENGE MATCH THE ARCHITECT vs MISS BEHAVIN' SIDEKICKS TITLE MATCH SCI-FI FRENZY © vs THE FRAT BOYS OPENING ANIMOSITY EL HOT DOG & FLYIN' HAWAIIAN vs THE JOCK SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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