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~THE MEETING~

 

David Avatar was nervous. Very nervous. In his way stood a 360lb mastodon who could very well hurt him here if previous rumours were true. And the mastodon was demanding he speak to David Avatar.

 

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"We both know why I'm here."

 

David Avatar immediately thought about contacting either David Avatar's lawyers or the local police force. It showed.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Big%20Daddy%20Horne.jpg

 

"Some imagination you've got kid. I'm actually here to ask you to take this damn belt off of me. I want to see this place grow as much as Bob does and it isn't going to happen with me as champion. I've already tried to talk to Bob about this but he gets this weird starstruck look on his face and babbles about how I'm his mentor and he's so pleased to be working with me.".

 

David Avatar sighed. Both because he was no longer in danger and because he knew what Horne meant.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

"I'll see what I can do Barry. Bob's pretty set on him wanting you to be a dominant first champion."

 

Then Big Daddy Horne said words that changed David Avatar's thoughts on the wrestling industry.

 

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"I trust you David. You're the sane one around here"

 

Horne left. David Avatar was once again speechless....until he felt a disturbance in the force.

 

~MEANWHILE~

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"MOM! DAD! I'M A MONTH AWAY FROM GRADUATING! I'M GOING TO HAVE ALL THE FIVE STAR MATCHES!"

 

The unnamed man bounced about with excitement. Like a kid on Christmas. Except this kid was 20 years old and about to literally graduate from his backyard to becoming a "professional" wrestler.

 

The parents didn't care. They stopped caring five years ago.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"MOM! DAD! I NEED MONEY!"

 

The parents started to care. Snapping their heads across to their son, they look intensely at him.

 

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"What the hell do you need money for?!"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"I'M GOING TO VISIT COUSIN DAVID IN ADELAIDE! HE HELPS RUN A WRESTLING PROMOTION AND OMG IT'S SO SO GOOD, THEY'VE EVEN GOT BLAZE MAXIMUM FROM RAW, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!"

 

The parents sighed. Their son was a damn obsessive about professional wrestling. They never understood the appeal. Not like crocodile hunting. Now that's a REAL sport.

 

However they wanted their son out of the house, and Adelaide was definitely out of the house.

 

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"Okay. But we're giving you enough to get there and no more. You can stay with David. But we're definitely going to owe him one."

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"YAY! EXCELLENT" :D...WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART"

 

"Nothing Chuck".

 

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With that Chuck NoLastSurnameKnownYet left to collect his things.

 

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The last words his parents heard from him for the longest of time were "LOOK OUT ADELAIDE! CHUCK EVERLASTING IS COMING!"

 

Back in Adelaide, David Avatar shuddered. It was almost as if David Avatar knew the worst was coming.

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WILD HOUSE OF FUN

Welcome to the house of fun, welcome to the lion's den!

 

Madness hits WILD this July as for the first time in our history since crowning a champion, we don't have a WILD World Heavyweight championship match! Instead our main event sees fan favourites Fuzzy Freeman and Surfer Dude Lucas team up to face the collective mass of WILD World Heavyweight champion Big Daddy Horne and the dastardly Bob Shrunkle with Pete Moriarty by his side as usual.

 

Also on the card - Whirlwind Lee Wilkes has stepped up to the runaway beast that is Adrian McGhee, promising to end his reign of terror before it really gets started! Also Blaze Maximum steps out of the ring to be the special host of the evening's events!

 

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"Taking Blaze out of the ring Tiny? What's the deal?"

 

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"Well Bob, he WAS on the bottom of the double sidewalk slam. Figured this way we get to show how, eh, monstrous Big Daddy Horne is." David Avatar was lying. He knew Whirlwind was on the bottom but for some reason Blaze had asked to host the event. Or atleast that's what David Avatar thought he asked.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"Knew I kept ya around for a reason Tiny. Now, about this main event..."

 

David Avatar sagely nodded and the rest of the conversation wasn't heard by anyone.

 

ANYONE.

 

WILD House of Fun Match Card

Lee Bawes vs Toasty Bonnar

Blackwell Bush vs Demarcus Lee

Joe Zucco vs Nighthawk

Simon McBain vs Trehawke Phillips

Adrian McGhee vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Big Daddy Horne & Bob Shrunkle vs Fuzzy Freeman & Surfer Dude Lucas

 

As always, thoughts/comments/payments/pizzas etc. are always welcome! :D

 

ALSO NEW TO THIS MONTH! RESPONSES!~

 

I'm sorry about walking out, but Leo Davis was a deal breaker. :(

 

Maybe next month, eh? David Avatar tried for July but the fact Leo Davis' last contact address was in Idaho means that after the Punishing of Idaho in 2001, there is no way to contact Leo Davis.

 

Your backstage posts are extremely entertaining. That cold, black humour is exactly what I love.

 

I'll take this to the bank! I vaguely believe I've wrote this before but my "biggest" critic is normally myself and so I'm writing this for myself. If stuff makes me laugh and no one else then cool, it's at least made me laugh. The fact that other people enjoy it just brightens my day! :D

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I'll admit I have no idea what a Bob Shrunkle is either, but this is Wildly entertaining(See what I did there:cool:) So I'm on board.

 

My predictions are probably completely wrong lol. .

 

WILD House of Fun Match Card

Lee Bawes vs Toasty Bonnar

Blackwell Bush vs Demarcus Lee

Joe Zucco vs Nighthawk

Simon McBain vs Trehawke Phillips

Adrian McGhee vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Big Daddy Horne & Bob Shrunkle vs Fuzzy Freeman & Surfer Dude Lucas

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Not only is David Avatar a mess, but his family is totally weird as well.

 

Lee Bawes vs Toasty Bonnar

Blackwell Bush vs Demarcus Lee

Joe Zucco vs Nighthawk

Simon McBain vs Trehawke Phillips

Adrian McGhee vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Big Daddy Horne & Bob Shrunkle vs Fuzzy Freeman & Surfer Dude Lucas

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WILD House of Fun

Held at Trance Records

Attendance: 41

 

For the first time in WILD history, a match didn’t open the show. Instead the fans were treated to Blaze Maximum’s introduction to the show.

 

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“ADELAIDE, CAN YOU DIG IT? CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY COURSING AROUND THE TRANCE RECORDS, THE EXCITEMENT LINGERING IN THE AIR AND THE ELECTRICITY SURROUND TONIGHT. OOOOOOH YEAH ADELAIDE WE’VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU INDEED!”

 

Blaze then proceeded to ramble on for a few minutes, some of it nonsense but what stood out was that Blaze was promising he’d get his one on one match with Big Daddy Horne and that he WILL become WILD World Heavyweight Champion….DIG IT!

 

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Lee Bawes vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Lee Bawes was all business in this match, looking to rebound from his loss to Bob Shrunkle. Toasty, to his credit, attempted a brief flurry of offence but only ended up getting tossed around the ring for his troubles. Bawes mercifully ended Toasty’s suffering at just under eight minutes with a Brainbuster which Bawes floated over into a pin.

 

In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Lee Bawes defeated Toasty Bonnar in 7:41 by pinfall with a Brainbuster Suplex.

Rating: 11

Suplex Count: 11

 

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Blackwell Bush vs Demarcus Lee

 

After a disappointing debut for him last month, Blackwell Bush was determined to bounce back and gain a win here against the devious Demarcus Lee. Bush wrestled rings around Demarcus and the match was largely one sided, Demarcus’ tactic of swinging wildly working about as well as all the paying fans in attendance thought it would. Bush eventually ended the match with a Fisherman’s Suplex.

 

Blackwell Bush defeated Demarcus Lee in 8:20 by pinfall with a Fisherman's Suplex.

Rating: 13

Suplex Count: Lee Bawes looking on wistfully

 

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Joe Zucco vs Nighthawk

 

Nighthawk came out flying, using his high energy to counter Zucco’s attempts at cheating. With the crowd firmly on his side, Nighthawk looked on course to actually win a match. That was until a distraction by Demarcus Lee allowed Joe Zucco to kick Nighthawk in his little Nighthawks. From there on, Zucco used his power advantage to keep Nighthawk grounded and in pain with the Winterlude coming at just over seven and a half minutes to end the match.

 

Joe Zucco defeated Nighthawk in 7:37 by pinfall with a Winterlude.

Rating: 10

 

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Simon McBain vs Trehawke Phillips

 

Simon McBain actually looked somewhat lively heading out here, no doubt he understood what a win over Trehawke Phillips could do for his overall standing in WILD. Trehawke had other ideas. Looking to climb back in the rankings and get another championship match, Trehawke tortured the young goth with punches and slams. Clamping on the Sleeper Hold, Simon McBain looked like he wanted to fight it but instead he soon found himself tapping out as Trehawke tightened on the hold.

 

Trehawke Phillips defeated Simon McBain in 8:04 by submission with a Sleeper Hold.

Rating: 14

 

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Adrian McGhee vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Not even letting Whirlwind get into the ring, Adrian McGhee was on the offensive for all of the match. Just bullying Whirlwind about, McGhee’s domination surprised many as Whirlwind, for the large part, has been an exceptional talent in WILD. McGhee’s rage would be his downfall though as after Whirlwind kicked out of McGhee’s Bat Out of Hell (F5), McGhee headed out to ringside and grabbed a chair from the floor. Wels Farmer was surprisingly on the ball, threatening McGhee with a disqualification if he brought the chair into the ring and going on his word when McGhee ignored him and struck Whirlwind on the with the chair.

 

Whirlwind Lee Wilkes defeated Adrian McGhee in 8:17 by disqualification when McGhee brought a chair into the proceedings.

Rating: 22

 

A furious Adrian McGhee continued his relentless beatdown of Whirlwind Lee Wilkes to the boos of the crowd. The smattering of boos soon turned into a smattering of cheers as Surfer Dude Lucas - scheduled to be part of the main event, coming up NEXT! - sprinted out and tackled Adrian McGhee. Raining down blows on McGhee, Lucas eventually let him go and helped Whirlwind up to the mild adulation of the crowd.

 

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Heavier Than Heaven vs Surfer Duuuuuudes

 

Big Daddy Horne looked unsure as his partner Bob Shrunkle made his way to the ring accompanied by his manager/source of Horne’s annoyance Pete Moriarty. Fuzzy Freeman soon found his way into the arena, somehow carrying with him a giant watermelon (a bigger watermelon than Fuzzy is normally seen with!). The watermelon soon found itself destroyed, both members of Heavier Than Heaven angered by Fuzzy’s offering of the melon, taking it to be a slight against their heavy frames. The action itself was a mixture between quick tags and moves from the more agile Surfer Party and clubbing blows from Heavier Than Heaven. Adrian McGhee soon found his way back out onto the floor, attempting to distract Surfer Dude Lucas. Pete Moriarty soon cottoned onto McGhee’s plan, distracting Wels Famer which allowed McGhee to sock Lucas in the face with a chain wrapped fist. With Lucas down, Moriarty’s attentions turned to Fuzzy Freeman, Moriarty keeping Fuzzy’s attention away from the match just long enough for Bob Shrunkle to deliver a Sit-Down Splash to Surfer Dude Lucas to win the match for Heavier Than Heaven.

 

Big Daddy Horne and Bob Shrunkle defeated Fuzzy Freeman and Surfer Dude Lucas in 12:04 when Bob Shrunkle defeated Surfer Dude Lucas by pinfall with a Sit-Down Splash with Adrian McGhee distracting SDL and Pete Moriarty stopping Fuzzy from making the save.

Rating: 24

 

As Fuzzy looked on distraught, Wels Farmer raised the hands of Bob Shrunkle and Big Daddy Horne. As Horne was handed his WILD World Heavyweight Championship, Pete Moriarty once again offered his managerial services to Horne. Horne rejected Moriarty’s advances, shoving Moriarty away...which angered his partner for the evening Bob Shrunkle. Shrunkle got up in Horne’s face and asked what his problem was. Was Horne jealous Moriarty already had a younger, better worker in his clientele? Horne objected to this line of questioning, going face to face with Bob Shrunkle and raising the WILD World Heavyweight Championship in the air. No more could be done as the WILD roster - barring Adrian McGhee, Surfer Dude Lucas and Fuzzy Freeman - emptied to separate the two goliaths. Shrunkle exited first, loudly making his intentions known that he was coming for Horne’s title. Moriarty stayed to try and smooth the cracks but one glare from Horne was enough to send him fleeing after Shrunkle.

 

Final Rating: 21

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Backstage at Trance Records....

 

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"Lee, I'm so so sorry for stealing your thing. I'm still kinda new here and I just froze. Please don't be mad. Please don't suplex me through a window"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Lee%20Bawes.jpg

 

"Haha, kid it's all good. I've not taken out the patent on being the sole proprietor of the suplex around here".

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Fuzzy%20Freeman.jpg

 

"Dude, like where am I? Like seriously. And what happened to my melon?"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Abner%20Ventris.jpg

 

"Why am I still here? :("

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"Because I own you Joe. Tiny, a word"

 

David Avatar's peace was shattered at this. David Avatar was more than happy to have the backstage be harmonious. Now Bob Shrunkle wanted a word.

 

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"Tiny, I'm worried I upset Baz. I said some pretty mean stuff to him out there. I can't go over there, he probably hates me by now oh god this is all useless I might as well call it quits now."

 

David Avatar was confused!

He hurt himself thinking in confusion!

 

David Avatar left a nearly weeping Bob Shrunkle alone and looked for Big Daddy Horne.

 

He soon found him. Sitting alone.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Big%20Daddy%20Horne.jpg

 

"Hello David. What's up?"

 

David Avatar paused. No one addressed by his actual name. Except the narrator inside his head.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

"Bob wanted me to check up on you, apparently he said some harsh stuff out there"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Big%20Daddy%20Horne.jpg

 

"He did? Never noticed. Anyway David, now that you're here how's talking Bob around on getting me to drop the belt going?"

 

David Avatar sighed. Big Daddy Horne asked no further.

 

David Avatar trekked back to Bob Shrunkle.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

"Baz is okay Bob. He actually wants me to run a proposal by you"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"Already told you Tiny, he's not losing that belt..."

 

AND THEN DAVID AVATAR FELL INTO A DREAM STATE

 

UNTIL

 

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"HI COUSIN DAVID"

 

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"****"

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CHUCK EVERLASTING MEETS DAVID AVATAR

And David Avatar hates every single minute of this

 

Chuck Everlasting shouted again. He didn't know the meaning of the expletive David Avatar screamed. Chuck thought it meant hello, Chuck's parents said it whenever Chuck appeared at home.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"HI COUSIN DAVID"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

David Avatar sighed. Goodbye sobriety.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"I CAME TO ADELAIDE TO JOIN YOUR WRESTLING PROMOTION. MY PARENTS EVEN SAID I COULD STAY WITH YOU"

 

David Avatar sighed even harder. Goodbye most of the next week.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"I TRAINED MYSELF"

 

At this point, the narration inside David Avatar's head shut down to protect itself from the likely onslaught of hard liquor David's brain would undergo in the next month.

 

"Chuck. You can't stay here. You can't work here. Besides, how do you even know I'm involved in a wrestling promotion..."

 

David then remembered the newspaper article from the Irrelevant Times. His desire to strangle the entire Shrunkle family strengthened.

 

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Edward Daicos was seen boarding a plane to Ecuador at this thought.

 

David kept calm for the time being.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg

 

"NUH UH DAVID. MY PARENTS SAID I COULD STAY HERE. AND THAT I COULD JOIN YOUR WRESTLING PROMOTION."

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

David punched out the nearest person and stole their phone

 

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"Owwwwwwwww :("

Why do ninjas even have phones?

 

David dialled the number of his greatest headache's parents.

 

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SORRY. THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO CALL HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.

 

David glared at Chuck. Chuck beamed back at David.

 

The last thing David remembered was giving Chuck most of his life savings so he would go away. The rest went on sweet sweet hard liquor.

 

MEANWHILE

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"So....he has a cousin...who wrestles. BOB SHRUNKLE YOU GENIUS! He'll pay for giving me an entirely reasonable scenario that makes Baz lose the strap. He'll pay dearly."

 

Even in his obliterated state, David Avatar had another surging feeling of the worst was about that happen.

 

He then projectile vomited everywhere and passed out.

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WILD ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

It's early morning, the sun comes out. Last night was shaking and pretty loud.

 

For the second month in a row, the team dubbed Heavier Than Heaven will team up to face two willing opponents! With the tension between Big Daddy Horne and Bob Shrunkle bound to be high, Blaze Maximum and Trehawke Phillips stand an excellent chance of securing themselves title shots!

 

Also in store for the WILD loyal fans, Adrian McGhee and Surfer Dude Lucas finally square off in a sanctioned contest after months of brawling! Michel Bernard faces his toughest challenge yet against a still not at 100% Whirlwind Lee Wilkes!

 

A heavily disheveled David Avatar and a normal but still fat Bob Shrunkle stood in front of the poster.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

"Shurprished you're going through with thisshhhhh Bob"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"Tiny, how are you still drunk?"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

"Magic *hic*"

 

And a hip flask.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"Go and sleep it off Tiny....TINY"

 

David Avatar snapped back into the closest to reality he could possibly be in his state.

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg

 

"I'M AWAKE. Bob, sheriously though. Are you shure you want to go through with thish"

 

http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg

 

"I listened to what you said Tiny. You convinced me."

 

David Avatar was too drunk to hear the rest of what Bob Shrunkle said.

 

WILD ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE Match Card

 

FUYUHIKO vs Simon McBain

Michel Bernard vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Blackwell Bush vs Lorenzo Oliverio

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Adrian McGhee vs Surfer Dude Lucas

Heavier Than Heaven vs Maximum Sideburns

 

As always, thoughts/comments/bitcoins/old cassette tapes etc. are always welcome!

 

I'll admit I have no idea what a Bob Shrunkle is either, but this is Wildly entertaining(See what I did there:cool:) So I'm on board.

 

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Happy to see you on board! Newcomers are always welcome. Even more welcome if they leave me stuff to reply to! :D

 

Not only is David Avatar a mess, but his family is totally weird as well.

 

To think this was said before this month's episode of Today with Chuck & David. :p

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FUYUHIKO vs Simon McBain

Because Ninja's are the BAIN of my exsistence

Michel Bernard vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Bernard is boring compared to "THE WHIRLWIND"

Blackwell Bush vs Lorenzo Oliverio

I put Oliverio over Bernard and Bernard has beaten Bush before so that should mean Oliverio can beat him too.

Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

Toasty will be sad cause McBain will have already won and he can't deal with that

Adrian McGhee vs Surfer Dude Lucas

McGhee is one of my favourite workers in the company

Heavier Than Heaven vs Maximum Sideburns

With a heavy heart, I pick Shrunkle and Horne, despite the fact that Blaze and "Super Sideburns" Trehawke Phillips would be the better choice.

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WILD ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Held at: Trance Records

Attendance: 34

 

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FUYUHIKO vs Simon McBain

 

The battle of two men who desperately needed a win. FUYUHIKO overwhelmed Simon McBain for about a minute before somehow Simon took control. A Despair Drop at the five minute mark was enough to secure the win for Simon, Simon even looking slightly shocked himself for a split second before continuing to look ever so sad and sneering at the audience.

 

Simon McBain defeated FUYUHIKO in 5:15 by pinfall.

Rating: 14

 

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Michel Bernard vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

 

Whirlwind had visibly signs of damage from his attack by Adrian McGhee last month, a limp and a slightly swollen knee. Bernard homed in on this all match, changing from his usual arm based assault to work over and torture the knee of Whirlwind. Whirlwind attempted a comeback but the damage to his knee was too severe, buckling when he attempted to put weight on it. Bernard seized the opportunity, locking in a tight kneebar in the centre of the ring and forcing a tap out from Whirlwind.

 

Michel Bernard defeated Whirlwind Lee Wilkes in 8:04 by submission with a Kneebar.

Rating: 22

 

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Blackwell Bush vs Lorenzo Oliverio

 

Oliverio was all smiles here, congratulating his partner on the victory over Whirlwind. Blackwell Bush came out swinging, overwhelming Oliverio and keeping him on the mat for most of the match. Bernard’s presence at ringside would be the difference maker however as a well timed distraction allowed Oliverio to roll up Blackwell - holding onto a liberal amount of Blackwell’s tights as well - for the three count.

 

Lorenzo Oliverio defeated Blackwell Bush in 7:53 by sneaky pinfall.

Rating: 15

 

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Fuzzy Freeman vs Toasty Bonnar

 

Fuzzy miraculously was on time, making it to the ring in a slightly dazed fashion as his handler Abner Ventris followed behind him. Toasty Bonnar was a different story, accompanied by his partner in crime Simon McBain, Toasty was miserable and sluggish. Fuzzy took the mistake of asking what was wrong, receiving a dropkick for his troubles. That was really the only noteable piece of offence from Toasty as Fuzzy ran through him like a train, displaying some previously unknown wrestling ability. Supercharged, Fuzzy got the win with a powered up version of the Melon Bomber, coming off the second rope with a flip senton rather than the usual variation.

 

Fuzzy Freeman defeated Toasty Bonnar in 8:06 by pinfall with a Melon Bomber.

Rating: 12

 

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Adrian McGhee vs Surfer Dude Lucas

 

A bowling shoe ugly brawl as neither man wanted to wait for the ring bell to ding before getting underway. Throwing wild punches at each other, both Adrian and Lucas had no real intention of actually wrestling. Barely staying in the ring, the action more often than not spilled out into the ringside area with Lucas being flung through rows of chairs. Eventually the pair didn’t break the count out with Referee Edward Daicos being forced to throw the match out and issue a double count out verdict, to the dismay of the fans in attendance.

 

Adrian McGhee drew with Surfer Dude Lucas in 11:59 following a double count out.

Rating: 13

 

The bad feelings intensfied as Pete Moriarty and Bob Shrunkle made their way out to the ring. Shrunkle looking as angry as ever with Moriarty being a stark contrast, beaming as if he’d won the lottery.

 

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PETE MORIARTY

 

Ladies and gentlemen - if I can even call you disgusting cretins that - it is with the absolute utmost pleasure that I, The Mastermind of Professional Wrestling Pete Moriarty, introduce you all to my newest acquisition. It is with my absolute pleasure that I introduce you all to the man I personally have been scouting since the premiere of this wrestling promotion. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for YOUR WILD World Heavyweight Champion and the newest client of my good self, BIG! DADDY! HOOOOOOOOORNE!

 

Big Daddy Horne appeared, looking entirely confused as to why Pete Moriarty claimed he was his manager. Shooting a glare at Bob Shrunkle, he made his into the ring, waiting for his opponents for the night to make their way out.

 

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Heavier Than Heaven vs Maximum Sideburns

 

The match was slow to start off. Maximum and Trehawke trusted each other enough to work together but their combined power couldn’t really ground either of their opponents. Meanwhile Horne and Shrunkle were constantly at odds with each other, forcing tags between them and having mild arguments frequently. It all came to a head when, in a rare show of teamwork, Big Daddy Horne had Blaze Maximum in a full nelson, ready for Bob Shrunkle to hit Blaze with a brass knuckles enhanced shot whilst Pete Moriarty distracted Referee Wels Farmer.

 

Instead, Bob Shrunkle nailed Big Daddy Horne with the punch - Blaze Maximum ducking at the last second. Leaving the ring to confer with Pete Moriarty, the Diving Elbow Drop from Maximum was enough to secure the victory for Maximum Sideburns.

 

Blaze Maximum and Trehawke Phillips defeated Big Daddy Horne and Bob Shrunkle in 11:54 when Blaze Maximum defeated Big Daddy Horne by pinfall with a Diving Elbow Drop.

Rating: 28

 

Maximum Sideburns celebrated in the ring whilst Pete Moriarty took to the microphone whilst Bob Shrunkle began an assault on Big Daddy Horne.

 

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PETE MORIARTY

 

Big Daddy Horne, did you really think that after all this time you've spent rejecting my offers, my client and I were going to let you hog the spotlight any longer? You’re a broken down old fool who shouldn’t even be in the same venue as my client. Consider this your official notice: Bob Shrunkle is coming for your championship.

 

Punctuating Moriarty’s words, Shrunkle lifted Horne up off of the mat and slammed him back down on the canvas before delivering a big Sit Down Splash. Lifting the WILD World Heavyweight championship in the air, Shrunkle and Moriarty posed over the body of Horne before throwing the championship belt down onto the fallen champion. Moriarty delivering the final words.

 

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PETE MORIARTY

 

And Bob Shrunkle will be the new WILD World Heavyweight champion.

 

Final Rating: 26

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Backstage at Trance Records...

 

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David Avatar was in a good mood. His nuisance of a cousin was finally gone. Things were moving forward in WILD...

 

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...and Bob Shrunkle was in a corner with a laptop and curiously, Bob Shrunkle was quietly crying. David Avatar decided to investigate.

 

As David Avatar did just that, Bob Shrunkle moved and David Avatar saw what was on the screen.

 

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LEO DAVIS RETIRES

A CAREER RETROSPECTIVE

Written by B.S. Hrunkle

 

The world of professional wrestling was rocked today as former TWL star and all round great wrestler Leo Davis announced his immediate retirement from in-ring competition.

 

Debuting in October 1985, Leo Davis began impressing with his rock solid consistency and effortless technical skills. Unfairly kept from the limelight by jealous peers, Leo finally found a promotion willing to push him to the forefront of wrestling in the Texas Wrestling League. Quickly forming an amazing tag team with EZ Ryder [ed note: Also known as Wiley Steinway], Leo and Ryder were the rock in which the TWL tag team division was built around in the mid-90s. Finally gaining a reign with the championships that they helped build up, Leo Davis and EZ Ryder went on to enjoy a seven month reign as tag team champions before poor management unfortunately saw TWL go bankrupt in February 1995.

 

After months of toiling away on the independent circuit, a now solo Leo Davis received a tryout with the Supreme Wrestling Federation in August 1996. Put up against Tommy Cornell, Leo admirably did his job in a professional manner despite Cornell being determined to make the hero of the TWL look bad. As malicious lies soon spread about Leo's wrestling ability, he found himself unable to gain employment in the wrestling industry and since that day 18 years ago, Leo Davis has only performed on small time shows. A true waste of a great professional wrestler.

 

This writer, for one, looks forward to seeing what Leo plans to do in his future endeavours in professional wrestling.

 

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David Avatar sighed. It was one of those days.

 

David Avatar moved over to talk to Bob.

 

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"Hey boss."

 

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"*sniff* I'm not crying Tiny. I just...have...allergies. And an undying love for Leo Davis' ring work."

 

David Avatar pretended like he didn't hear that last part.

 

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"I completely understand Bob"

 

David Avatar didn't.

 

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"Was hoping to speak to you about next month's show. I think it's best we have Baz sit that show out to sell your attack on him"

 

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"Tiny, that's the first good thing you've said all day. And I've got something to share with you. As you are well aware, I'm your boss. And as such I've got control over all hirings and firings. So I went ahead and signed a new guy for you to book. He's fresh out of training and has potential."

 

David Avatar didn't have time to thi....

 

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"HI COUSIN DAVID, I'M A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER NOW"

 

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"****"

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center"><span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/WILD.jpg</span><p> <strong>WILD DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?</strong></p><p> <span style="font-size:8px">Do you really want to me me cry?</span></p><p> </p><p> Following on from last month's shocking events, WILD return to Trance Records for a barnstormer of an event! Fuzzy Freeman takes on the rampaging behemoth Bob Shrunkle in a match that is absolutely positive to have WILD World Heavyweight implications!</p><p> </p><p> Also on tap, Lee Bawes, Lorenzo Oliverio and Trehawke Phillips clash in a three way with pride at stake! Michel Bernard's submission challenge continues!</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center"><span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <strong>David Avatar</strong> had a good feeling about this card.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "<strong>TINY!</strong> Why is Baz not on the card?!"</p><p> </p><p> David Avatar sighed.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "Because Bob, we need to sell the effects of your attack. Trust me, he'll be there in spirit. Remember?"</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Bob%20Shrunkle.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Bob Shrunkle</strong> sagely nodded.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "<strong>HI COUSIN DAVID WHY AM I BOOKED AGAINST MICHEL BERNARD THAT GUY REALLY HURTS PEOPLE AND I KINDA LIKE MY ARMS</strong>"</p><p> </p><p> David Avatar's headache returned. It started again.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "<strong>WHEN BOB SIGNED ME TO A CONTRACT I WAS TOLD I WAS INSTANT MAIN EVENT MATERIAL"</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>David Avatar</strong> shot <strong>Bob Shrunkle</strong> a glance, Bob Shrunkle scurried away.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "Chuck, you're nowhere near good for the main event just yet. Right now, we need to build you up. A loss to Michel isn't a bad thing..."</p><p> </p><p> Almost right on cue <strong>Michel Bernard</strong> appeared.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Michel%20Bernard.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "You, greenhorn. You better be nice or I'll break your arm in two for real"</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/Chuck%20Everlasting.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "<strong>YOU ARE NOT A NICE MAN</strong>"</p><p> </p><p> <strong>David Avatar</strong> simply watched as <strong>Michel Bernard</strong> stared a hole through <strong>Chuck Everlasting</strong> with the intensity of a thousand burning suns until Chuck walked away.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g452/El_Scotcho/WILD/David%20Avatar.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> "<span style="font-size:8px">Welcome to WILD Chuck</span>"</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>WILD Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Match Card</strong><p> FUYUHIKO & Nighthawk vs Skyward Sadness (Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar)</p><p> Adrian McGhee vs Blackwell Bush</p><p> Demarcus Lee vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes</p><p> Chuck Everlasting vs Michel Bernard</p><p> Joe Zucco vs Surfer Dude Lucas</p><p> Lee Bawes vs Lorenzo Oliverio vs Trehawke Phillips</p><p> Bob Shrunkle vs Fuzzy Freeman</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Y'all know the drill. Comments and thoughts are always welcome!</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="NoNeck" data-cite="NoNeck" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>This whole damned thing is so weird. So very, very weird.<p> </p><p> I'm loving it.</p><p> </p><p> <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'm the lighthouse of weird in the sea of serious. <img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></p>
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<p>WILD Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Match Card</p><p>

FUYUHIKO & Nighthawk vs <strong>Skyward Sadness</strong> (Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar)</p><p> </p><p>

Ultimate sadness</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Adrian McGhee</strong> vs Blackwell Bush</p><p> </p><p>

McGhee has been looking good so far.</p><p> </p><p>

Demarcus Lee vs <strong>Whirlwind Lee Wilkes</strong></p><p> </p><p>

So exciting!</p><p> </p><p>

Chuck Everlasting vs <strong>Michel Bernard</strong></p><p> </p><p>

CHUCK IS READY TO HAVE ALL THE FIVE STAR MATCHES</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joe Zucco</strong> vs Surfer Dude Lucas</p><p> </p><p>

McGhee screws Lucas over.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lee Bawes</strong> vs Lorenzo Oliverio vs Trehawke Phillips</p><p> </p><p>

I'll continue to pick the suplex master. until the end of times.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bob Shrunkle</strong> vs Fuzzy Freeman</p><p> </p><p>

Bye Fuzzy's Melon <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<p>FUYUHIKO & Nighthawk vs <strong>Skyward Sadness (Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar)</strong></p><p>

<em>ninjas and other worldly warriors are a weird team, If feel having a collective sad disposition wins here</em></p><p>

<strong>Adrian McGhee</strong> vs Blackwell Bush</p><p>

<em>McGhee should be champ by now</em></p><p>

Demarcus Lee vs <strong>Whirlwind Lee Wilkes</strong></p><p>

<em>Wilkes is a solid hand, yano for WILD standards</em></p><p>

Chuck Everlasting vs <strong>Michel Bernard</strong></p><p>

<em>You hear that pop Chuck? That's your arm popping out of the socket</em></p><p>

Joe Zucco vs <strong>Surfer Dude Lucas</strong></p><p>

<em>Surfers usually have nothing valuable to steal</em></p><p>

Lee Bawes vs Lorenzo Oliverio vs <strong>Trehawke Phillips</strong></p><p>

<em>Tough one this, but I think those Spectacular Sideburns could be the difference</em></p><p>

<strong>Bob Shrunkle</strong> vs Fuzzy Freeman</p><p>

<em>Quite odd that you'd feed Shrunkle with a watermelon, something that is healthy for you?</em></p>

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<p><strong>FUYUHIKO & Nighthawk</strong> vs Skyward Sadness (Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar)</p><p>

<strong>Adrian McGhee</strong> vs Blackwell Bush</p><p>

Demarcus Lee vs <strong>Whirlwind Lee Wilkes</strong></p><p>

Chuck Everlasting vs <strong>Michel Bernard</strong></p><p>

Joe Zucco vs <strong>Surfer Dude Lucas</strong></p><p>

Lee Bawes vs Lorenzo Oliverio vs <strong>Trehawke Phillips</strong></p><p>

<strong>Bob Shrunkle</strong> vs Fuzzy Freeman</p>

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BHOTWG Headquarters

Somewhere in Japan

Sometime in September

 

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TETSUZAN KANEKO

Owner of BHOTWG

"Sir, I have no idea who you are."

 

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DAVID AVATAR

A Desperate Man

"Please. I need to get out of there. I'm pretty sure my boss is trying to drive me insane and my cousin, oh dear god, my cousin..."

 

David Avatar broke down into tears before finishing the thought.

 

TETSUZAN KANEKO

"Sir, I still have no idea who you are. If you are here for the booker's position it has already been filled. I'll allow him to escort you off of the premises."

 

The last face David Avatar ever saw was this one.

 

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~TWO DAYS LATER~

 

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BOB SHRUNKLE

David Avatar's Fattest Nightmare

"TINY. WE GOT A PROBLEM"

 

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DAVID AVATAR

Is Hungover

"uuuurgh, why the loud noises bob?"

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"We've got no referees for the show. You still got a referee's license?"

 

DAVID AVATAR

"Bob, I lost it when I somehow ended up running in on another show and attacked another referee for being bad at his job"

 

BOB SHRUNKLE

"Tiny, we need a referee and you're always wearing that damned referee shirt. Just throw these on and you'll be good to go."

 

David Avatar was confused.

 

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NOT DAVID AVATAR

"FOR THE WHOLE SHOW?!"

 

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An ominious gong was heard.

 

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FUZZY FREEMAN

Was Somehow Here

 

"Oh, sorry dudes, were you saying something?"

 

WILD Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Match Card

FUYUHIKO & Nighthawk vs Skyward Sadness (Simon McBain & Toasty Bonnar)

Adrian McGhee vs Blackwell Bush

Demarcus Lee vs Whirlwind Lee Wilkes

Chuck Everlasting vs Michel Bernard

Joe Zucco vs Surfer Dude Lucas

Lee Bawes vs Lorenzo Oliverio vs Trehawke Phillips

Bob Shrunkle vs Fuzzy Freeman

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