MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;509088][B]-Breaking News-[/B] For the first time in weeks, I have some time on my hands. Between getting a presenting slot on the radio, playing for the gridiron team (yes, you heard right) and taking one of the most reading-heavy courses going, it's a real rarity and privilege. [/QUOTE] Sounds like my first year at Lancaster. Where are ya now, chief?

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Rathen4;509105]BUAFL? Played in that last season - mind saying what team it is?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;509106]Where are ya now, chief?[/QUOTE] Royal Holloway/RHUL Bears. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Saturday, week 2, November[/B] Live in front of 217 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. Allow me to, once again, welcome you to the Combat Zone. Tonight, we witness the rematch between "The Executive" Eddie Cornell and the cowardly Danny Patterson! [B]Pag:[/B] Cowardly? Ha, I'd like to see you say that to his face. [B]Manny:[/B] Gladly, if he wasn't busy hiding behind Nova's kronies. [B]Pag:[/B] Don't make me laugh, Moron... [B]Manny:[/B] MORHAN! [B]Pag:[/B] Whatever... you couldn't even reach his face standing on a step-ladder. [B]Manny:[/B] I don't have to. Cornell is gonna teach him a lesson he won't forget. [B]Pag:[/B] Keep dreaming, Many Morons. [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, for crying out loud! You bloody child! [B]Pag:[/B] There's only one Cornell... and he ain't here tonight! [B][COLOR="Red"]Loser leaves the Combat Zone[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JungleJack.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG] The two heavyweights come out swinging. Neill's opening jab is caught and Jack goes on the offensive. Rights and lefts are landed squarely in the face of the Gnarly Heel. Jack hooks him up for the Jungle Jackhammer... [B]Manny:[/B] This could be over in a heartbeat! But Neill lands a lowblow on the wild man. [B]Pag:[/B] A textbook reversal from the Gnarly Heel! Neill then sets about laying the boots in. Jack trips him up, though, and lands several mounted punches. He then ducks out to ringside to bring in a chair. Neill staggers to his feet. Only to be knocked back to the canvas by the steel. [B]Pag:[/B] Come on, Harley! Where's your English spirit? We British conquer such brutish natives. Again, Jack picks up Neill for the JUngle Jack Hammer. [CENTER][I]But DJ Treason comes running out.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] As Jack turns to meet him, Treason picks up the chair. But the wild man punches it squarely into the DJ's face as the fans go mental. [B]Manny:[/B] Wow! Neill grabs Jack from behind but Jack elbows him in the face. As Neill shakes the cobwebs away, Jack pulls a banana from his skimpy leopard print ring-trunks. [B]Pag:[/B] What the hell is this? This is a wrestling promotion not the Royal Variety Performance! Jack peels the banana and pushes it into Harley Neill's mouth. He then picks up the chair. As the DJ stands, Jack nails Neill in the back of the head, sending the banana flying out of the c0ckney's mouth and straight into Treason's eye. [B]Pag:[/B] Nor is it supposed to be a Laurel and Hardy episode! Treason covers his eye, clearly in pain. Jack stamps on his toe. "JESUS CHRIST!" The DJ hops around, favouring his throbbing foot. Jack pokes him in his one remaining good eye. "OWWWW!" Treason covers both eyes, still hopping. Jack kicks him in the gut. "HMMPH!" Treason starts to topple. much to the crouds delight. [I]"Woaaaah...."[/I] But he steadies himself. [I]"Boo!"[/I] So Jack stamps on his other foot. And the DJ falls on his arse. [I]"WAHEEEEY!"[/I] Jack turns... ...right into a haymaker from Neill. EAST END PILEDRIVER! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! [B]Pag:[/B] He's gone! Jack is outta here! Let that be a lesson to you, Manny. Don't f*ck with Mister Nova or his compatriots! [CENTER][I]Larry "Got" Wood sprints out with his 2x4.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The Big Biker leads the crowd in their chant. "WE WANT WOOD! WE WANT WOOD!" Larry climbs over the top rope as DJ Treason runs to meet him. But the 21st Century youngster is batted down by the 2x4. Harley Neill tries to high-tail it but Wood grabs him by the arm and whips him to the opposite ropes. Neill rebounds. Wood throws his 2x4 for The Gnarly Heel to catch.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, man, a Running Big Foot that drives Wood's wood into Harley Neill's kisser! [B]Pag:[/B] What business does that canadian stray even have out here? [I]Wood points at the floored c0ckney and then at his Blood & Beer Title. Finally, he makes a cut-throat motion.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Wow, I think Wood just challenged Neill to a title match! [B]Pag:[/B] Why would he do that? Neill is sure to end his reign. [B]Manny:[/B] If you really think that, you're even dumber than you look. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RipperLeStat.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KeithAdams.jpg[/IMG] Ripper LeStat dominates. He picks apart Adams and delivers the Choke Bomb in the fourth minute for the fall. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E- [CENTER][I]Bagpipes blare throughout the arena as the McPetersons make their way o the ring.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Champagne Lover, last month, I proved that name value doesn't count for sh*t! The streetfighter is as tough as they come and it doesn't matter where you finished in the "Wrestling Top 10" on TEW.com; if you don't show up ready to fight Jeff McPeterson tooth and nail, then you get burned. The fact is... [I]The Warrior, already drunk, snatches the microphone.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] He's a good kid but he donae know when is best to keep schtup! [B]Pag:[/B] Do you reckon even Jeff McPeterson understands his dad? [B]Manny:[/B] He makes a lot more sense than you. [B]Pag:[/B] Ooooh... witty. [B]Warrior:[/B] Matrabies or whatever the fook yer clan be callin' ya, you stook ya brissle in the brulyie between me, Jonesy and The Landlord. Me mama always had a saying "If ya fook with me, I'll smack yer wee botty", so, rinkum-stinkum laddy, yer botty be about to be raw as an oak aged tipple! [B]Pag:[/B] Anyone would think you had to pass an illiteracy test to be in this promotion! [B]Manny:[/B] Well, for colour comm duties, anyway. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAChampagneLover.jpg[/IMG] Matravers and Champagne Lover make for an exciting team with plenty of tags and aerial manouvers. However, their inexperience as a team shows as The McPeterson clan thrive in the tag action. In the eighth minute, Matravers is put away by a The Highland Fling. [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, brother... [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [I]As the McPetersons head to the back, slapping hands with the ringside fans, Champagne Lover helps up Matravers. But he then pushes him. Matravers looks incensed, asking if there's a problem. The Mexican superstar picks up a mic.[/I] [B]CL:[/B] Thanks to you, essa, I now lose two matches in Zona De Combatico! [I]Matravers snatches the mic.[/I] [B]Matravers:[/B] Hey, I might have been pinned tonight; I put my hand up for that but it weren't me who made you lose to Scottish pipsqueak last month! [I]Champagne Lover laughs... Lover Stunner![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] What the hell?! [B]Manny:[/B] Champagne Lover just stunned Matravers! It looks like there are serious issues in the 21st Ventury Alliance! [B]Pag:[/B] Nonsense! It's nothing but a friendly discussion. That's the way we do things in the south. [B]Manny:[/B] The South of where? Mexico. [B]Pag:[/B] Manny? [B]Manny:[/B] Yeah? [B]Pag:[/B] Shut up! [B][COLOR="Red"]Number One Contender's Match[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG] Both men come out swinging, clearly determined to get a shot at the title. However, it is evident that these two have very poor chemistry fighting each other. The fans still seem more than happy to watch an all-out slug-fest, though. [B]Manny:[/B] Who's your money on? [B]Pag:[/B] I don't know and I don't care. Both of these idiots should have known better than to cross Mister Nova. I hope thy beat two shades of sh*t out of each other! In the eighth minute, The Landlord boots Kevin Jones in the gut. [B]Manny:[/B] Last Orders! No... Jones pushes him away so that he bounces chest-first off the ropes. As he rebounds, he is caught with a German Suplex. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Manny:[/B] Jones did it! He's got another shot at Patterson next month. [B]Pag:[/B] ...and his family better call the funeral directors now to save time. [I]"KEEEEEVIIIIIN JOOOOOOOONES!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Damn it, kid! [CENTER][I]Emma Evans is backstage with Eddie Cornell who is warming up for his match.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveEvans.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveCornell.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Evans:[/B] Sir, have you given any more thought to what we talked about on the phone. [B]Cornell:[/B] I'm sorry? [B]Evans:[/B] Y'know... [B]Cornell:[/B] Oh, you as commissioner... [I]Cornell laughs.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] What's wrong with Mark Moore? [B]Evans:[/B] Well, he's hardly done a good job of providing fair title opportunities. [B]Cornell:[/B] He invented the Crystal Palace. [B]Evans:[/B] Yes and what a mechanism for keeping The Alliance out that turned out to be... [B]Cornell:[/B] Oooh... [I]Cornell jokingly makes a cat hiss.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] Look, for now, Moore seems as determined as I am to get the belt off Patterson and bring it back to the North. That's all that matters right now. I have no ineterest in giving a second TV deal to Nova. The viewing British public need something new and fresh. So, I'm gonna get this title and keep it neutral for a few months while this promotional war plays out and, when Warrior finally sends Nova packing... [B]Evans:[/B] ...If Warrior sen... [B]Cornell:[/B] WHEN Warrior sends Nova packing, I'll be more than happy to give the men of steel a slot on the network. [I]The camera cuts back to ringside as the fans are going mental. They start singing to the tune of "Love will tear us apart". "WE'RE GONNA BE ON TV"[/I] [COLOR="Red"][B]Last Man Standing Match[/B][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveCornell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG] Before even getting in the ring, Cornell picks up a chair and, as the bell rings, he sets about the Tower of London. Steel to the midsection. ...and again... ...and again... [B]Manny:[/B] Patterson is bent double. ...and a huge shot to the back to drive the monster to the canvas. [B]Manny:[/B] And he's down! [B]Pag:[/B] NEVER! He's just doing some pre-match push-ups. [B]Manny:[/B] While I'm not seeing any upward motion. [B]Pag:[/B] The rose tinted spectacles must be obscuring your view, moron. [B]Manny:[/B] MORHAN! Cornell lays the boots in and, as the champ rolls over, he chokes him out with the chair. Scotty Gregory starts the count. 1... 2... 3... But Patterson makes his way to his feet. Cornell charges back in with the chair. No! Big Boot! [B]Pag:[/B] Told you. Now the monster lays in the mounted punches before backing away. The count starts again. 1... 2... 3... Cornell springs to his feet. The match continues as a brutal match of David and Goliath. [CENTER][I]That is until the 21st Century Alliance pile out of the locker room.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAChampagneLover.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, here we go again. [B]Pag:[/B] Strength in numbers, Manny! [CENTER][I]But the Men of Steel emerge from the crowd.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] As the fans go nuts, the Men of Steel intercept The Alliance before they can interfere in the match. [B]Manny:[/B] It's a gang fight! [B]Pag:[/B] Don't waste your time on them! Get in the damn ring! But Pag's pleas go unanswered: the brawl ends up heading back through the curtain. [B]Manny:[/B] They've done it. They've fought off the Alliance, even 3-on-5. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, shut up! Meanwhile, as Emma Evans screams encouragement, Cornell locks in the Tilt Grip. The fans go mental. [I]"THERE'S ONLY ONE CORNELL! THERE'S ONLY ONE CORNELL"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] This can't be happening! [CENTER][I]However, Ultra-Violence emerges from the crowd with Simona.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] He slides into the ring and clubs Cornell over the head with his Singapore cane, forcing The Executive to break his hold. As Cornell rises, UV takes a swig of beer. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, lager in the face... and a slap from Simona! UV then cracks the cane over Cornell's head, driving himn to the canvas. [I]"ULTRA-VOMIT" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] This is ridiculous! Every week they have a new member. [B]Pag:[/B] The appeal of wealth and fame, Manny. Don't be surprised if the main eventers from Nova's main roster head up here to finish the job. [B]Manny:[/B] No, but seriously, who writes this crap? [B]Pag:[/B] That's below the belt and you know it! Danny Patterson stands and grabs Cornell by the throat. He lifts him up with just one hand! CHOKESLAM! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C [B]Pag:[/B] And did those feet in... [I]The internet feed cuts out.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] D+[/SIZE]

[Midnightnick]

And finally this returns. I'm overjoyed Nevvy, oh how did I miss the calls of KEEVINNNN JONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[markish]

Excellent! Really chuffed that this one is back. That last shoe suffered from a distinct lack of 'Lord' Byron, though. THat'll have to be sorted...

[Irish Wolf]

I'm so glad this is back, missed this diary so much.

[Prophet]

Hear, hear! And UV making an impact? Awesome! Genius, as always, Nevy! :D

[Guest Bolton]

KEVIN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES. That was great, btw, I love the Joy Division reference! :D

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/AMTSGL.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]It's that time of year again... MoSC's Christmas spectacular "Absinthe Makes The Scot Grow Louder" is just around the corner and there is big news in the company...[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MarkMoore.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]"Double E with the Double Ds" has been trying to convince her boss to make her Commissioner for months now. If one is to believe the rumours, Eddie Cornell is apparently extremnely pissed off with Mark Moore for not doing more to prevent interference from the 21st Century Alliance in his most recent title match. Word in the locker room is that "Absinthe" could be Moore's last night in charge! Will Emma Evans be the one to take his job?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Got Wood? Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Larry "Got" Wood vs. Harley Neill[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Last month, "The Gnarly Heel" sent Larry's partner, Jungle Jack, on a plane back to the rainforest of god knows where. As a result, Wooden Bananas got their last piece of action at St. Andrew's Day Massacre. Here "Got" Wood is determined to avenge his partner's plane fare and the odds seem in his favour in a match named after him. Nevertheless, Harley Neill is equally eager to capture the Blood & Beer Title that he covets so greatly. The cliche police's worst nightmare rears its ugly head as this match revisits the illustriously uninventive tradition of "Generic Item On A Pole". But, here at the Combat Zone, what we lack in creativity, we make up for by sending people to the local A&E on a barbed-wire stretcher! With this in mind, we will finally be able to provide a more satisfactory answer to the question "What's brown and sticky": a 2x4 laced in broken glass! It's time we found out who has wood and who just has knuckle dusters in their pocket.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. Ripper Les Stat[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GeordieJimmyMorris.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RipperLeStat.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]No frills; no flights of artistic fancy. A Geordie versus a vampire: who wouldn't pay to see that?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Highland Warrior vs. The Landlord[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After a post-match altercation, the beef between The Men of Steel (Jones & The Warrior) and the short-lived alliance of "The Executive's Representative" and "Mile High" Matravers was born. Last Month, Warrior took care of Matravers as "The Welsh Special" sent The Landlord packing. Our national hero now claims its time for the lairy pub owner to finish his last round in the Combat Zone courtesy of The Highland Fling.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Ladder Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Adam Matravers vs. Champagne Lover[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAChampagneLover.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Despite both representing Mr Nova's 21st Century Wrestlecrap, it is clear that these two can't stand each other. In case that somehow eluded you, the Lover Stunner Matravers suffered last month may have been a handy hint. Mark Moore has seized on the opportunity, creating this special ladder match. A contract will be suspended above the ring, calling for the "forced resignation" of one of these men. All it is missing is the signature of his opponent. Whoever claims the form and signs it remains in the Combat Zone; the loser can piss off back where they came from. What could be better than seeing two crazy, death-defying, backstabbing arse holes kill each other in a ladder match?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Kevin Jones vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]What could prove to be Mark Moore's last decree as commissioner could also prove to be his most decisive. "The Welsh Special" and "The Tower of London" face off one more time for the gold. This time it's in a flag match and the loser will be buried beneath the flag of his competitor's promotion just as his title chances will be buried too. Poetic...[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[1PWfan]

Got Wood? Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Championship [B]Larry "Got" Wood[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]It's named after him, of course he's going to win[/I] "Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Ripper Les Stat[/B] [I]Geordie's getting on a bit, whereas Ripper's still in his prime (insofar as he's actually got one)[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. The Landlord [I]He's not Jones, but he's close[/I] Ladder Match [B]Adam Matravers[/B] vs. Champagne Lover [I]With no travel expenses to pay Matravers will be cheaper[/I] Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Danny Patterson(c) [I]A one, a two, a one-two-three-four...KEVIN JOOOOOOOOOOONESSS!![/I]

[FINisher]

[quote=1PWfan;599964] Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship Kevin Jones vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/quote] Isn't that a big give away? I mean, putting the challenger first and not the champion.. :o

[foolinc]

My Prediction: Pain What? You mean you didn't want me to make a Rocky reference? :cool:

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=FINisher;599965]Isn't that a big give away? I mean, putting the challenger first and not the champion.. :o[/QUOTE] Err... that's the way I always do it. I honestly have no idea which way you think that would skew it. Try reading the diary first, eh? :rolleyes: Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

Yeah, this is just a shameless bump to see if anyone else wants to predict. I'm gonna be posting previews for ECW Worldwide before I start doing write-ups for both diaries during my Easter break. So, if you want a good spot on the next leaderboard, get cracking ;). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Wallbanger]

Got Wood? Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Championship [B]Larry "Got" Wood[/B] vs. Harley Neill [B]"Geordie" Jimmy Morris[/B] vs. Ripper Les Stat [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. The Landlord Ladder Match [B]Adam Matravers[/B] vs. Champagne Lover Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B]

[foolinc]

Got Wood? Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Championship [B]Larry "Got" Wood[/B] vs. Harley Neill "Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Ripper Les Stat[/B] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. The Landlord Ladder Match [B]Adam Matravers[/B] vs. Champagne Lover Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B]

[Comradebot]

I wanted to mark out for your mentioning of Love Will Tear Us Apart. I hope Fall Out Boy die in a plane crash for butchering it when they "covered" it.

[Midnightnick]

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Got Wood? Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Championship [B]Larry "Got" Wood[/B] vs. Harley Neill [B]"Geordie" Jimmy Morris[/B] vs. Ripper Les Stat [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. The Landlord Ladder Match [B]Adam Matravers[/B] vs. Champagne Lover Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Danny Patterson(c)

[Comradebot]

Got Wood? Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Championship [B]Larry "Got" Wood[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]I love both these guys, but c'mon... Larry Wood isn't going to lose a match with his name in it.[/I] "Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Ripper Les Stat[/B] [I]I've used my working agreement to bring GJM into EWA a few times, and I know what he's useful for. Getting wins over younger workers, especially one with the great potential Ripper Les Stat has is not one of them.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. The Landlord [I]Creative Control anyone?[/I] Ladder Match [B]Adam Matravers[/B] vs. Champagne Lover [I]Matravers is the hometown kid. Should be an excellent match though.[/I] Flag Match for the MoSC UK Championship Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B] [I]I like Kevin Jones, but I always mark for Danny Patterson.[/I]

[Olback]

is this diary dead? There was suppose to be an update at easter but i cannot see one.

[UFC-KING]

Give him time, Nevvy is a busy man, you should just be happy he's even writing at all :) I can wait awhile

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 1, December[/B] Live in front of 224 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. Allow me to, once again, welcome you to the Combat Zone. Tonight, we will witness the long anticipated rematch between "The Tower Of London" and "The Welsh Special". [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, yeah, yeah... y'know why they call him that, Manny? 'Cos the Welsh really are "special", if you get my meaning... especially Kevin "Sack os Sh*t" Jones! [B]Manny:[/B] Wow, witty. Come up with that yourself? [B]Pag:[/B] I did indeed. [B]Manny:[/B] Who'd have thought? [B]Pag:[/B] Are you making funny of me moron? [B]Manny:[/B] MORHAN! And, no, I'm not. You're a laughing stock on your own merit. [B][COLOR="Red"]Got Wood? Match[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG] As the bell rings, both competitors look up at the glass-laced 2x4 on the pole. Neill seizes the opportunity, catching Wood with a stiff right. The Mountain Man just shakes it off, though, and answers with a blow of his own. Neill drops to the canvas. [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, yes! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, balls! Larry plays to the fans as the big biker in the crowd stands. [I]"WE WANT WOOD!"[/I] The behemoth takes the cue, and climbs the turnbuckle to grab the ominous looking weapon. Neill gets to his feet, though, and pulls wood back down. Wood swings with another right hand but Neill ducks. Low blow! But "The Gnarly Heel" waves his hand around in agony as the Blood & Beers Champ looks unaffected. [B]Manny:[/B] Haha, Larry's got wood! [B]Pag:[/B] I applied to be a wrestling commentator... not a narrator to a poorly performed slapstick comedy gig. [B]Manny:[/B] No matter. I'm sure you'd suck at both equally. [B]Pag:[/B] My, my... how droll. Wood grabs Neill's hand, positions it on the canvas and stamps on it. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh come on... he's biting his fingers. [B]Manny:[/B] There are no rules in the Combat Zone, bucko, or did you forget that working for the Southern scum? [B]Pag:[/B] Maybe not but there's common decency. [B]Manny:[/B] ...which hardly extends to someone called "The Gnarly Heel". Wood picks up Neill and whips him to the ropes. Rebound... Big Back Body Drop! [B]Pag:[/B] A beautiful Sunset Flip from Neill! [B]Manny:[/B] Perhaps you would be more suited to a, comedy gig. [B]Pag:[/B] One day I will kill you, Manny... slowly and painfully. The Mountain Man now climbs the ropes and takes down the glass-laced 2x4. He rubs his opponent's face in the shards until a crimson, c0ckney mess emerges. As Neill stands, dazed and bloodied, Wood whips him to the ropes again. As "The Gnarly Heel" rebounds, the champ throws the 2x4 at him; Neill instinctively catches it. Big Boot... which drives the weapon right into the challenger's face. [B]Manny:[/B] Running Big Foot! [B]Pag:[/B] Damn Canadians! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [B]Manny:[/B] That was academic. [CENTER][I]As Manny says this, JD Morgan and DJ Treason hits the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Pag:[/B] It's JD and DJ! [B]Manny:[/B] My god, they sound like a gay couple! [I]Treason picks up the 2x4 and nails Wood in the back of the head with it.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh... come on! [I]The Alliance members lay the boots into Wood as Neill starts to come to.[/I] [CENTER][I]However, a monsterous figure strides his way down to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BeastBantom.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] It's Beast Bantom! [B]Pag:[/B] What business does he have out here? He went to Europe 'cos he didn't have what it took to get it done in the UK! [B]Manny:[/B] Well, the 21st Century Alliance look scared enough. [B]Pag:[/B] ...of rabies maybe. [B]Manny:[/B] What?! [B]Pag:[/B] He lives in Europe... who knows where he's been?! [I]As Bantom steps over the ropes, the Alliance back away. Wood gradually gets to his feet as The Beast stares a whole in Neill and his cohorts.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Now, who's in trouble, boys? [I]Bantom turns and nails Wood with a throat thrust.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Ha, Wood is! [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! [B]Pag:[/B] Ladoes and gentleman... I give you Beast Bantom, the greatest wrestler from Europe's fair shores. [B]Manny:[/B] You two-faced bastard. [B]Pag:[/B] It's called pragmatism, Manny. Don't be so naive. [I]As the giant tumbles to the mat a 4-on-1 assault ensues. Eventually, The Alliance make their way to the back with their new member, leaving Wood lifeless in the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GeordieJimmyMorris.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RipperLeStat.jpg[/IMG] Le Stat dominates, putting away Morris with a Choke Bomb in only the fifth minute. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E [CENTER][I]Eddie Cornell and Emma Evans make their way to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveCornellsuit.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveEvans.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The inevitable wolf whistles follow as "Dark Jesus" holds up a "I'd rather be in Emma Evans!" sign.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] There's only one Cornell and I am the owner of the Combat Zone. [I]"There's only one Cornell! There's only one Cornell!"[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] It is with a heavy heart that I announce my reason for being out here... to remove Mark Moore from his position as Commissioner. However, in his place, I will be appointing a young lady with two major assets in her favour. [I]"Double E! Double D's! Double E! Double D's!"[/I] [I]Emma Evans produces a contract on a clipboard which she had concealed in her shirt.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] All I need do is sign. [I]Cornell takes the contract and pulls a ball-point pen from between his secretary's ample breasts. He signs.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Thank you so much, Mr Cornell. I won't disappoint... However, there's something I should draw your attention to. [I]Cornell looks quizical. Evans bites on her little finger seductively.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Where it should have read "Edward Cornell grants sole booking duties to Emma Evans", it actually reads "Edward Cornell grants ownership of the Combat Zone to Emma Evans." [B]Manny:[/B] What?! [I]Cornell looks shocked.[/I] [CENTER][I]However, before he can react, he is jumped frrom behind.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ExecutiveLandlord.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] What the hell? The Landlord is attacking his boss! [B]Pag:[/B] Ha, I guess he realises he ain't the boss anymore. [I]Boos ring out around the arena.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] As for my stance on this promotional war, what's good for ticket sales is good for me... and this is good for sales. [I]The Landlord spells out "21CW" with his fingers as the fanbase becomes more hostile.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Tonight could not have gone better! [CENTER][I]As The Landlord continues the beatdown as bagpipes blare out through the arena.[/I] [/CENTER] [I]The Highland Warrior runs to the ring with a Scottish flag, sporting his new look. His man breasts sway with each pace.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] The auburn locks are back! [B]Pag:[/B] Auburn? He's a f**king ginger! [I]As the Scottish hero hits the ring, the bell sounds for his match.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CALandlord.jpg[/IMG] It's a whitewash; anyone would think Warrior was the owner... The Scottish fatman tosses The Landlord from pillar to post as Elsie goes nuts at ringside. He finishes the the 1980s wrestlecrap clinic with a Belly To Belly Suplex. [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [I]Warrior picks up a mic.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Ach... where' me fookin' scotch? [I]Several fans throw bottles of whiskey into the ring. Warrior catches one; the rest shatter on the canvas.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Aye... you wanna be carefal... a wee scoundrel could aye skin 'iself on'at. [I]He proceeds to rub The Landlord's face in the broken glass just to prove his point. He then downs the bottle of scotch.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Ugh... what is this sh*t?! Tastes like baltic piss! Where be the spirit? Where be the alcohol? Donnae come back hither, sonae, lest you get yourself a man's noctar. [B]Pag:[/B] What... what the f**k... what in the name of f**king hell does it mean?! [B]Manny:[/B] "Don't come back until you can drink something manly". It's not difficult! [B]Warrior:[/B] Nowae, I said it before and, sure as a chicken lays eggs, I'll say it agin. Long as wee sassy Nova keeps sending bampot, dog-eyed scoundrels up aye, the Men Of Steel need no donder; we must stand as one, savvy? So, it be time to choose a side a I know which fookin' side I choose! [I]"MEN OF STEEL! MEN OF STEEL! MEN OF STEEL!"[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] 'Ere, Nova, hinka cumfae cashore canfeh, Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie. [B]Pag:[/B] There wasn't even a shred of English in that! What the f**k does that mean? [B]Manny:[/B] I believe he said "Do you think just because I come from Carronshore I cannot fight? I shall hit you over the head with a cold potato." [B]Pag:[/B] ...and people wonder why I hate the Scottish. If we have a cold potato on a pole match next month, I am outta here! [I]Warrior heads to the back, waving his flag (and his breasts) for all to see.[/I] [B][COLOR="Red"]Ladder Match To Stay in the Combat Zone[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAChampagneLover.jpg[/IMG] The fans clearly hate both wrestlers; the only cheers come from Poncho Guy who enthusiastically chants some random crap in Spanish for the benfit of Champagne Lover. However, the two men put on a quite brilliant match. In fact, most members of the crowd are somewhat confused by how to react to decent wrestling skills. In the twelfth minute (yes they actually broke ten minutes!), both men climb the ladder on opposite sides. Matravers reaches for the contract but Champagne Lover hits him in the mid-section. The Mexican superstar bounds over the top of the ladder. In a tremendous display of athleticism and balance, he lands on Matravers' shoulders. [B]Pag:[/B] What the hell is he gonna do from there? [B]Manny:[/B] A Spinning Headscissors! But, no! Matravers jumps off the ladder, turns 180 degrees, and plants Champagne Lover in a thunderous Powerbomb. [I]"HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!"[/I] Matravers staggers to his feet, groggily. He now climbs the ladder with no resistance and reaches up for the contract. He pulls it down and signs it to send Champagne Lover packing. [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [I]"Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah. Hey hey hey... F**K OFF!" "Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah. Hey hey hey... F**K OFF!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] The Northern fans are witty as ever. [I]As Champagne Lover walks to the back, cursing his luck, Matravers celebrates. The boos ring out.[/I] [COLOR="Red"][B]Flag Match[/B][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] Both men come out swinging... clearly there is no love lost. As Kevin Jones lands the first blow, two ringside fans can be heard to scream out... [I]"KEEEEEVIIIIIN JOOOOOOOONES!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] There is no noise I hate more in this world! It's an all out slugfest in which weapons quickly become involved. Randy Garcia regularly tries to interfere but "The Welsh Sopecial" does a good job of keeping him at bay. By the sixth minute, Jones starts to gain momentum. He kicks "The Tower of London" in the gut... Belly To Belly Suplex! Jones grabs the Men Of Steel Combat flag from his corner and strides over to Patterson. [CENTER][I]However, The Alliance hit the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CABantom.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CALandlord.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAUVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, for crying out loud! [B]Pag:[/B] Strength in numbers: the first rule of promotional warfare. A heinous 7-on-1 assault begins. The champion soon joins the frey to make it 8-on-1. [CENTER][I]The McPeterson Clan runs out.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] They put up a valiant fight but the numbers game proves decisive. The Men Of Steel are quickly overcome as jeers ring out. Finally, Patterson covers Jones' limp body with the 21st Century Alliance Flag. [B]Match Rating:[/B] C [I]The 8-on-3 assault continues after the bell.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] This is hurrendous! Someone stop this! [B]Pag:[/B] You ain't got no one, Manny! The Alliance is too great a prospect for anyone but those three hacks to turn down. [CENTER][/CENTER] [I]Thug and Bruiser run out with their title belts, fully glad in leather jackets and biker gear.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] It's the UK Wrecking Crew! The Tag Team Champions are here! [B]Pag:[/B] It doesn't matter, Manny! You're still powerless. They're probably gonna join the Alliance anyway. [B]Manny:[/B] I don't think so! [I]As "Be Quick Or Be Dead" blares out of the PA speakers, the champs slide in and begin to clean house. One-by-one the Alliance members are taken out. Bruiser Big Boots Matravers over the top rope and then unceremoniously throws UV and Simona to the outside. Thug Clotheslines Morgan over the top.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] The Alliance is crumbling! [I]The champs combine to whip Bantom to the outside. Patterson charges but, again, the champs combine, this time to Back Body Drop Patterson over the ropes to the concrete.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh my... the Giant has gone! [B]Pag:[/B] No! Hell no! [I]Bruiser snatches Garcia's gavel and smacks him around the head with it.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] It's 2-on-2. DJ Treason and Harley Neill are The Alliance's last hope! [I]The UK Wrecking Crew start pummeling the crap out of the opposition. Bruiser picks up Treason... Durham Dominator! He then points to Thug as the fans go crazy. Thug responds by whipping Neill to the ropes... Clothesline From Hull![/I] [B]Manny:[/B] CLOTHESLINE FROM HULL! CLOTHESLINE FROM HULL! [I]The rest of the Men Of Steel gradually stand to join the tag champs in their celebrations. Referee Scotty Gregory brings several bottles of absinthe into the ring as the faces invite the fans into the ring. Colourful Jesus drops his "School" sign and enters, followed by his partner, Dark Jesus. Wallbanger climbs in and slaps hands with the tag champs, clearly impressed with their new threads. Soon, Rugby Guy, the annoying little Kevin Jones fan, Poncho Guy, Green Lantern Fan, the Beardless Bubba Ray, the Irish football hooligan and the rest* all join forces in the ring for a drunken celebration.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Yes! We may be outnumbered, we may get knocked down but The Men Of Steel... will not die! Merry Christmas! [B]Pag:[/B] F**k this! [I]Pag joins the Alliance who head to the back looking pissed. Meanwhile Manny joins the Men Of Steel for a good, old fashioned piss up. The internet feed cuts out.[/I] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"][B]Show Rating:[/B][/COLOR] C-[/SIZE] * - I can't be arsed to type anymore :D

[Trell]

Excellent show Nevermore :)

[Nevermore]

[CENTER]^Absinthe Makes The Scot Grow Louder posted above^ [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/COTT2.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"][B]MoSC UK Tag Team Championship Match[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UKTag.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]The 21st Century Alliance vs. The UK Wrecking Crew(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCUKWCbelts.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After their triumphant return to the Combat Zone at Absinthe Makes The Scot Grow Louder, the UK Wrecking Crew look determined to prove that they are the two toughest bastards in the country. Thug and Bruiser requested this match in order to show their dominance while the Alliance agreed, hoping to acquire some more gold. Emma Evans was more than happy to sign this one.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"][B]Grudge Match[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Eddie Cornell vs. The Landlord[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCCornell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CALandlord.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Warrior said to pick sides and these two men have done exactly that as two former partners end up on opposite sides of the inter-promotional war. It was The Landlord who jumped his former boss after discovering that Emma Evans was the new owner and, now, Eddie "There's Only One" Cornell is set for revenge in this hardcore grudge match.[/SIZE] [B] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Destroy All Monsters Match for the MoSC Blood & Beer Title[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Beast Bantom vs. Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CABantom.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Big bastard meets big bastard in this one as Larry "Got" Wood faces off with, arguably, his biggest challenge yet. Will his streak continue or can The Beast pick up some gold for his scummy employers?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Adam Matravers vs. ???[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMatravers.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]In a bid to promote ticket sales, Emma Evans has signed this "mystery match" as Adam Matravers is set to take on a new as-yet-anonymous member of the elite Men Of Steel group. "Mister Mile High" managed to send Champagne Lover packing last month. Can he continue his run of good luck?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Dog Collar Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Kevin Jones vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Once more, "The Welsh Special" and "The Tower Of London" go one-on-one as they continue their heated feud. Jones desperately seeks to bring the prestigious UK Championship back to its rightful home but, so far, Patterson and the Alliance have always had an ace up their sleeve. Could Clash Of The Tartans 2009 finally be Jones' night?[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Nedew]

Great show, worth the wait :) And some cracking alts, any chance of them on the default background?