mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I saw this on another thread and thought it was a cool idea so I figured I'd see if anyone wanted to play. RULES You start your studio of with 1 million dollars. Using that money you choose your cast, director, production budget, and marketing budget. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO OVER BUDGET. Each day players will make movies with the cast of their choice, however, if a cast member has already been used in any role other than a cameo then they can not be used again until the following day. There is a limit of 1 movie per person per day. This gives me and my cast enough time to keep up on the game and not get bogged down by reviews. If you don't see the name of the cast member you want in the post below please let me know and I will add them. Keep an eye on the current trends, they will be a huge part in determining the success of your movie. My next post I will include a standard form to use when filling out the data, as well as a small list of actors/actresses along with how much they will have to be paid. I will then include a small example of what I'm talking about because I realize it sounds super confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 <p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Use this form</strong></p><p> </p><p> Title-</p><p> Lead Actor-</p><p> Lead Actress-</p><p> Supporting Actor- (OPTIONAL, but gives better quality value.)</p><p> Supporting Actress- (See above.)</p><p> Director - (This could have a huge impact on the direction and overall success of your movie.)</p><p> Genre- (Drama, Thriller, Comedy, Action, Sci-Fi, Arthouse, War, Western, etc)</p><p> Plot- (Give an explanation that is decent enough. The better the explanation of the plot, including referring to which actor is which character, and what the gist of the story is, the more likely your movie will succeed.)</p><p> Location- (Location filmed in, whether it be UK, US, etc.)</p><p> Budget- (Incl. Actors bought, amount spent on production, and amount spent on marketing)</p><p> Duration - (Length of the movie... Too short and people won't bother wasting their money, too long and they will grow bored of even a great flick</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Movies sizes when paying for production: > 5,000,000 = Small/Independent, > 25,000,000 Average Production Costs, 100,000,000 or more is considered a Blockbuster with Mega advertising.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 <p>Actor and director list can be found here:</p><p> </p><p> <a href="https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AgG1KPcMNoNydGRQdEV2Q2JESm5YbE5mTUcyZl90Y1E&hl=en_US&authkey=CIGLvfQO#gid=0" rel="external nofollow">https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AgG1KPcMNoNydGRQdEV2Q2JESm5YbE5mTUcyZl90Y1E&hl=en_US&authkey=CIGLvfQO#gid=0</a></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 <p>Title- The Yellow Tree</p><p> Lead Actor- Ralph Fiennes ($50,000)</p><p> Lead Actress- Juliette Binoche ($50,000)</p><p> Supporting Actor- Kevin Bacon ($30,000)</p><p> Supporting Actress- Hilary Swank ($30,000)</p><p> Genre- Drama</p><p> Plot- Hungarian Jew Itzhak Franz (Ralph Fiennes) and his wife Katherine Franz (Juliette Binoche) enter a tough period as a 40-something couple struggling with their marriage. But a family tree, known only as "The Yellow Tree", becomes a figure of inspiration, as Itzhak takes up painting abstract forms of the natural feature in their back yard. Katherine isn't quite as impressed, as she grows a premature form of dementia from the lack of attention given by Itzhak. A couple of similar age, Josef and Valerie Yunpest (Bacon and Swank), take care of Katherine as Itzhak is drawn into ignorance by what has become an omen. They try to drag Itzhak out of a worse madness than his wife's. Takes place in the one courtyard</p><p> Duration- 2 hours 25 minutes</p><p> Location- Hungary</p><p> Language- English</p><p> Budget- $800,000 ($160,000 (Cast Cost) +$640,000 (Production Cost)</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedSuperman Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I thought this was a cool idea until I saw you put for Lindsey Lohan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 It was meant as a joke, I didn't mean to offend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEffect Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 <p>Title- If I Just Lay Here</p><p> Lead Actor- 50 Cent</p><p> Lead Actress- Lindsey Lohan</p><p> Genre- Horror</p><p> Plot- 50 Cent is a huge rap star living in a live of luxury, cars & most importantly women. But what he didn't realise it that some of those women may have lost their dignity and most importantly life to his rambonxious lifestyle. </p><p> Genevieve Tracey (Lindsey Lohan) is one of these women, she was impregnated by 50 Cent unintentionally and gave birth to a young child. After 3 months she killed her child and herself due to prenatel depression. She soon reveals herself to 50 Cent and warns him that every night one of his friend's or family will die until he helps her soul and that of their child's move onto "the other side" as the death toll rises 50 Cent reveals that he will soon end up the same as his deceased friends if he can't help his deceased child & lover.</p><p> Location- Los Angeles, USA</p><p> Budget- $75,000 = $25,000 (Actors) + $50,000 (Production Cost)</p><p> Duration - 1 hour 27 minutes.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imarevenant Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 So this is basically Hollywood Mogul with Mad acting as moderator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 If I just Lay Here - A surprisingly strong performance from 50 Cent and what many critics are calling a come back performance for Lindsay Lohan, makes this Independent film a success by most standards. While no one will win any Oscars this was still a surprisingly good movie with a decent plot. Some critics are saying that the movie would have grossed more with more star power, but they applaud the studio for making the movie not to long and not to short. 3.5 out of 5 Stars Revenue 2 Million Dollars Effects: TheEffect now has a bank balance of 2,925,000 Dollars Lindsay Lohan will now charge 25,000 per movie 50 Cent will now charge 20,000 per movie TheEffect can now produces a better movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLLK Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Title- The Mark Lead Actor- Zach Galifianakis Lead Actor- Steve Carell Supporting Actor- Quinton "Rampage" Jackson Supporting Actress-Trish Stratus Genre- Comedy Plot- Zack Galifianakis ("The Hangover", "Due Date") stars as Mark Norris, an unemployed 30-something that lives in his grandmother's basement and spends most of his days watching wrestling. This childish wrestling fanatic wildest dreams come true when he wins a contest (thanks to his subscription to a kids wrestling magazine) that gives him a backstage pass to the biggest wrestling show in the world: Total Wrestling Entertainment's Wrestle-lution. In a bizarre mix-up, Norris gets confused for a local jobber for a dark match. Due to his social awkwardness and sheltered childhood, he still thinks wrestling is real. Using his encyclopaedic knowledge of wrestling, he crushes the company's debuting hot prospect, ending his career. Rather than being infuriated at this, TWE's slightly-insane authority Mr. McMahan (Steve Carell) sees the easily-controllable Norris as a replacement to the hot prospect...after all, his win got the biggest pop of the night. Norris is quickly signed as a full-time wrestler for the company, and begins his quest for his two lifelong goals: winning hated TWE World champion Rage Robinson's (Quinton "Rampage" Jackson) title belt and becoming popular manager Traci's (Trish Stratus) boyfriend. "The Magnificent" Mark is thrown to a hilarious whirlwind of ignoring road agent commands, shooting on heels that he despised as a child, participating in the wildest storylines TWE history, desperately trying to find a tag team partner that would deal with him, wrestling alongside his childhood idols (cameos by Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Mick Foley, and Dr. Wagner Jr.)...all while trying to take Rage Robinson's title and woo Traci. "Be a part of the funniest wrestling movie since Mickey Rourke's The Wrestler!" Location- Numerous Locations Throughout The US, plus a Dr. Wagner Jr. training session in Mexico City Budget- $995,000 Duration- 1 Hour, 57 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoNdOn Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Title- The Mark Lead Actor- Zach Galifianakis Lead Actor- Steve Carell Supporting Actor- Quinton "Rampage" Jackson Supporting Actress-Trish Stratus Genre- Comedy Plot- Zack Galifianakis ("The Hangover", "Due Date") stars as Mark Norris, an unemployed 30-something that lives in his grandmother's basement and spends most of his days watching wrestling. This childish wrestling fanatic wildest dreams come true when he wins a contest (thanks to his subscription to a kids wrestling magazine) that gives him a backstage pass to the biggest wrestling show in the world: Total Wrestling Entertainment's Wrestle-lution. In a bizarre mix-up, Norris gets confused for a local jobber for a dark match. Due to his social awkwardness and sheltered childhood, he still thinks wrestling is real. Using his encyclopaedic knowledge of wrestling, he crushes the company's debuting hot prospect, ending his career. Rather than being infuriated at this, TWE's slightly-insane authority Mr. McMahan (Steve Carell) sees the easily-controllable Norris as a replacement to the hot prospect...after all, his win got the biggest pop of the night. Norris is quickly signed as a full-time wrestler for the company, and begins his quest for his two lifelong goals: winning hated TWE World champion Rage Robinson's (Quinton "Rampage" Jackson) title belt and becoming popular manager Traci's (Trish Stratus) boyfriend. "The Magnificent" Mark is thrown to a hilarious whirlwind of ignoring road agent commands, shooting on heels that he despised as a child, participating in the wildest storylines TWE history, desperately trying to find a tag team partner that would deal with him, wrestling alongside his childhood idols (cameos by Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Mick Foley, and Dr. Wagner Jr.)...all while trying to take Rage Robinson's title and woo Traci. Location- Numerous Locations Throughout The US, plus a Dr. Wagner Jr. training session in Mexico City Budget- $995,000 Duration- 1 Hour, 57 Minutes Easily the best concept I have ever heard! MAKE THIS FILM NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek B Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Jumping in for funsies purely because of the names listed as actors. Title- "Force Of Human Nature" Lead Actor- Jackie Chan - 30,000 Lead Actress- Betty White - 50,000 Supporting Actor- Russel Brand - 50,000 Supporting Actress- Lindsay Lohan - 25,000 Genre- Comedy/Action Plot- Vapid nobody Russell Brand (played by Russell Brand) and his girlfriend Lindsay Lohan lookalike Mercedes Porsche Chastity Prudence Skankula (Lindsay Lohan) take a trip to Hollywood to celebrate the 3 week anniversary of renewing their wedding vows in front of swarms of tabloid journalists... only 5 months since getting married. With their relationship on the rocks following rumours of pregnancy, drugs, affairs, hookers, a bad hair day, being fooled by the rocks that J-Lo has got and having not managed to land a reality TV deal on British TV, the couple arrive in Hollywood ready to ham it up for the paparazzi and try even harder for a reality TV deal. When Mercedes Porsche Chastity Prudence Skankula is then seduced by Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan) and taken back to his luxury home to lead the life that she has always wanted as a useless bimbo, Brand enlists the help of Betty White (Betty White) to train him in the ways of being a warrior in order to woo back the 43rd love of his life, while hoping to secure a TV deal on the way. What ensues is a further hour of Brand getting his ass kicked as "training" by White as she tries to instill some kind of virtue in him before eventually giving up and telling him he's ready for a final showdown with Chan, who then kicks him through several walls before finally reuniting Brand with his love by kicking her through them too. In a rousing climax, Chan and White double kerbstomp Brand and Skankula before walking off into the sunset, knowing they've made the world a better place. Location- Hollywood, California Budget- Actors $155,000... Production $645,000 = $800,000 Duration - 93 minutes + blooper reel in end credits where Russell Brand gets kicked... HARD... A LOT... BY EVERYONE! ------------------- I predict a box office smash hit with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Title - Dudley's Paradise Lead Actor - Matt Damon ($50,000) Lead Actress - Amy Adams ($50,000) Supporting Actor- Jason Schwartzman (Johnathon Ames from Bored to Death, Gideon from Scott Pilgrim vs The World) Price - ($25,000) Supporting Actor - Mark Webber (Stephen Stills from Scott PIlgrim vs The Wold) - Price - $15,000 Supporting Supporting Actor - Patrick, the one armed toy gorilla who Graham and Rubicon think is real (voiced by David Hasselhoff)- Price - $10,010 Genre - Comedy Plot- Three friends Dudley (Matt Damon), Graham (Mark Webber) and the exotically named Rubicon (Jason Schwartzman) spend most of their days in an idyllic stoner haze in a tiny apartment in New Jersey. That is until one day Dudley meets Paradise (Amy Adams) and falls head over heels in love with her. With the help of his stoner friends he attempts to clean up his life and get the girl. Also along for the ride is the one armed toy gorilla named Patrick, who through dope vision imparts pearls of wisdom into the quest to find Dudley's Paradise. Location- New Jersey, USA! Budget- $ 650010 Duration - 1 hour 36 minutes Prices and budget are guesstimations until mad approves of the prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedSuperman Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Stroking The Plate Lead actor - Robin Williams Lead actress - Lindsay Lohan <3 Robin Williams stars as "Clueless" Drew Jaxen as a once superstar pitcher who has lost all command both on the field and off of it. Jaxen whose known addiction to pornography has always been laughed at and sheltered by the league when he was a star has started to go blind, his control leaving with his blindness. What happens when team owner Drancy Bricky (John Goodman) leaks the story to the the biggest sports magazine around? Jaxen decides to get some help, enlisting his agent Starla (Lindsay Lohan) to actually get him help. Jaxen ends up in a sex rehab clinic with such low lives as John (Adam Sandler) and Jack(Jackie Chan), two men desperately in love who can not keep their hands off each other wherever they go. The clinic is ran by superfan (Bob Saget) who seems more interested in the betting lines and the beautiful Starla as he is in actually helping. Watch to see if "Clueless" can lead his team the world series! With guest appearances from Charlie Sheen, Ralph Macchio and Barry Harowitz Shot in - Pilot Field (Buffalo NY) Duration - 87 minutes Budget - 115,000 plus Bob Saget and John Goodman and only 200,000 dollars since it's all shot in one location. So 315,000+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 glad to see this is catching on. I'm in class right now as soon as I get out I'll start handing our reviews and making the database of actors larger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedSuperman Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 The Jews Lead Actors: Paul Rudd, Leo D Two regular middle age men embarck on an impossible dream, to stop crime. Mark (Paul Rudd) is just a loser who doesn't know what he's missing from his life so he goes to the only person he knows who may have the answer... Jesus. After going to the temple one day, boring, uptight Mark runs into the ultra creative Matthew (Leonardo DiCaprio) at the Kosher deli buying some sausage. Matthew invites Mark over for a BBQ and the two quickly become friends since no one else is at the BBQ. Matthew brings out the creative side in Mark and the two quickly embarck on a magican journey as a rap group called 2LiveJew. Lying about their experience and ability the two men land a job at the hottest bar in town, The Dog Pound run by french man Pierre (Johnathon Rhyms). When the two men get on stage and show the true ability that they posses, Pierre unleash his beast of a bouncer Henry (Adebessi from OZ lol) on the two. Apon getting their asses handed to them and kicked out of the back door, they see another crime happening as Pierre is slapping a hooker (Denise Richards) around. The two young man attempt to save the girl but Pierre's lightning quick feet take care of the men. Matthew and Mark befriend the hooker who tells them that her name is Mary M (all through the movie they think its Magdalen) and that Pierre is a bad, bad man responsible for all the wrong doing going on. When Matthew suggest that the going to the police, Mark has a better idea, to become masked superheroes! The two men go on a crime saving spree, taking out the criminals of the underground, battling Henry and trying to get revenge on Pierre, The Rich Pimp. Only time can tell if the Jews will be successful. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje = Adebesi from OZ. run time: 129 minutes Location: Jeresulum (Shot in Hollywood) Cost: You're going to have to decide buddy. LOL I will edit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crayon Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Mad do you evaluate strictly on how you feel, based on the details we've provided you? This is just a suggestion, but what about writing down a list of potential "issues" (and successes possibly?) and rolling some dice or a random numeber generator to see what could modify the result? Some examples of things which could modify the output: Cheap looking production valuesPublically known actor melt-down results in poor performance from lead actorChanging of directors mid-way through production leads to inconsistent toneChemistry lacking between leadsBad cinematographyPoor scriptActor not suited for the roleStudio involvement leads to a less interesting, overly predictable storylineAdvertising for movie was non-existent or targeted the wrong peopleMovie opened up on the same day as something else which took away sales (e.g., Superbowl, a hugely promoted and eagerly awaited blockbuster film) That sort of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Black Phenom Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 lol @ Lindsay Lohan catching on. I'll drop my entry soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOmniWarrior Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Title- His Own Messiah Lead Actor- Don Cheadle (Estimating 40,000. Adjust if otherwise) Lead Actress- Sophia Bush (30,000) Supporting Actor- Jennifer Lopez (50,000) Supporting Actress- Jim Carrey (50,000) Genre- Drama/Romance Plot- Recent widower John Stanton(Cheadle) has taken to drugs and alcoholism ever since his wife, Megan(Lopez) died, having battled cancer for three years. Just as he's on his way to commit suicide in the hospital room his wife died in, he meets Danielle Stone(Sophia Bush) and they immediately hit it off. After setting up a date, he ends up heading home. While at home he struggles with the guilt of possibly moving on past Megan. He calls his therapist (Jim Carrey) and explains the situation. His therapist tells him its a good thing, and so Stanton ends up dating Danielle. Three months later, Danielle grabs a picture album from a shelf, and as she opens it it causes Cheadle to have a sort of mental break. He makes Danielle leave, and afterwards he has a relapse, going to the cocaine he hasnt touched since meeting Danielle, the cocaine and the stress cause a massive heart attack. Danielle, who had went back in ,sees his body on the floor and calls an ambulance. Stanton, wakes up in the hospital room, seeing Danielle at his side, immediately screams at her for not letting him die. A huge argument ensues and Danielle leaves. A month later they see eachother at the same therapist's office, and find out that they share the same therapist, who sets it up so they end having to see eachother weekly. Will it work out between them? Location- New York City Budget- $400,000 ($190,000 (Cast Cost) + 210,000 (Production Cost)) Duration - 1 hour 22 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningHamster Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Interesting, though there totally needs to be an option for choosing directors too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="crayon" data-cite="crayon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31201" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Mad do you evaluate strictly on how you feel, based on the details we've provided you? <p> </p><p> This is just a suggestion, but what about writing down a list of potential "issues" (and successes possibly?) and rolling some dice or a random numeber generator to see what could modify the result?</p><p> </p><p> Some examples of things which could modify the output:</p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li>Cheap looking production values<br /></li><li>Publically known actor melt-down results in poor performance from lead actor<br /></li><li>Changing of directors mid-way through production leads to inconsistent tone<br /></li><li>Chemistry lacking between leads<br /></li><li>Bad cinematography<br /></li><li>Poor script<br /></li><li>Actor not suited for the role<br /></li><li>Studio involvement leads to a less interesting, overly predictable storyline<br /></li><li>Advertising for movie was non-existent or targeted the wrong people<br /></li><li>Movie opened up on the same day as something else which took away sales (e.g., Superbowl, a hugely promoted and eagerly awaited blockbuster film)<br /></li></ul><p></p><p> </p><p> That sort of thing?</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'm doing something similar to that actually. It was pretty funny with "If i just Lay Here" I rolled for 50 Cent and Lindsey's performances and got sixes for both. I wanted to start simple until everyone caught on. But thanks for the feedback</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheLeviticalLawKid3" data-cite="TheLeviticalLawKid3" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31201" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Title- <strong>The Mark</strong><p> </p><p> Lead Actor- <strong>Zach Galifianakis</strong></p><p> Lead Actor- <strong>Steve Carell</strong></p><p> Supporting Actor- <strong>Quinton "Rampage" Jackson</strong></p><p> Supporting Actress-<strong>Trish Stratus</strong></p><p> </p><p> Genre- <strong>Comedy</strong></p><p> </p><p> Plot- <strong>Zack Galifianakis ("The Hangover", "Due Date") stars as Mark Norris, an unemployed 30-something that lives in his grandmother's basement and spends most of his days watching wrestling. This childish wrestling fanatic wildest dreams come true when he wins a contest (thanks to his subscription to a kids wrestling magazine) that gives him a backstage pass to the biggest wrestling show in the world: Total Wrestling Entertainment's Wrestle-lution.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> In a bizarre mix-up, Norris gets confused for a local jobber for a dark match. Due to his social awkwardness and sheltered childhood, he still thinks wrestling is real. Using his encyclopaedic knowledge of wrestling, he crushes the company's debuting hot prospect, ending his career.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Rather than being infuriated at this, TWE's slightly-insane authority Mr. McMahan (Steve Carell) sees the easily-controllable Norris as a replacement to the hot prospect...after all, his win got the biggest pop of the night. Norris is quickly signed as a full-time wrestler for the company, and begins his quest for his two lifelong goals: winning hated TWE World champion Rage Robinson's (Quinton "Rampage" Jackson) title belt and becoming popular manager Traci's (Trish Stratus) boyfriend.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> "The Magnificent" Mark is thrown to a hilarious whirlwind of ignoring road agent commands, shooting on heels that he despised as a child, participating in the wildest storylines TWE history, desperately trying to find a tag team partner that would deal with him, wrestling alongside his childhood idols (cameos by Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Mick Foley, and Dr. Wagner Jr.)...all while trying to take Rage Robinson's title and woo Traci. </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> Location- <strong>Numerous Locations Throughout The US, plus a Dr. Wagner Jr. training session in Mexico City</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong> Budget- <strong>$995,000</strong></p><p> </p><p> Duration- <strong>1 Hour, 57 Minutes</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> This was the role Zack Galifianakis was born to play. His performance in this film was worthy of an Oscar. The only problem with the film was that it was designed for a nitch group of people and that may have effected it's sales. Easily the comedy of the year.</p><p> </p><p> 4 out of 5 stars</p><p> Revenue: 3 Million Dollars</p><p> </p><p> Effects:</p><p> All comedy's made in the future will be held against this movie and will receive a larger hit in popularity if it fails to compare.</p><p> </p><p> Zack Galifianakis is now available for hire at 75,000 per movie.</p><p> Steve Carell is now available for hire at 50,000 per movie</p><p> Trish Stratus is now available for hire at 20,000 per movie</p><p> Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is now available for hire at 15,000 per movie</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> TheLeviticalLawKid3 now has a budget of 3,005,000 dollars</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Derek B" data-cite="Derek B" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31201" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jumping in for funsies purely because of the names listed as actors. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> Title- "Force Of Human Nature"</p><p> Lead Actor- Jackie Chan - 30,000</p><p> Lead Actress- Betty White - 50,000</p><p> Supporting Actor- Russel Brand - 50,000</p><p> Supporting Actress- Lindsay Lohan - 25,000</p><p> Genre- Comedy/Action</p><p> </p><p> Plot- <strong>Vapid nobody Russell Brand (played by Russell Brand) and his girlfriend Lindsay Lohan lookalike Mercedes Porsche Chastity Prudence Skankula (Lindsay Lohan) take a trip to Hollywood to celebrate the 3 week anniversary of renewing their wedding vows in front of swarms of tabloid journalists... only 5 months since getting married. With their relationship on the rocks following rumours of pregnancy, drugs, affairs, hookers, a bad hair day, being fooled by the rocks that J-Lo has got and having not managed to land a reality TV deal on British TV, the couple arrive in Hollywood ready to ham it up for the paparazzi and try even harder for a reality TV deal. When Mercedes Porsche Chastity Prudence Skankula is then seduced by Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan) and taken back to his luxury home to lead the life that she has always wanted as a useless bimbo, Brand enlists the help of Betty White (Betty White) to train him in the ways of being a warrior in order to woo back the 43rd love of his life, while hoping to secure a TV deal on the way. What ensues is a further hour of Brand getting his ass kicked as "training" by White as she tries to instill some kind of virtue in him before eventually giving up and telling him he's ready for a final showdown with Chan, who then kicks him through several walls before finally reuniting Brand with his love by kicking her through them too. In a rousing climax, Chan and White double kerbstomp Brand and Skankula before walking off into the sunset, knowing they've made the world a better place.</strong></p><p> </p><p> Location- Hollywood, California</p><p> Budget- Actors $155,000... Production $645,000 = $800,000</p><p> Duration - 93 minutes + blooper reel in end credits where Russell Brand gets kicked... HARD... A LOT... BY EVERYONE!</p><p> </p><p> -------------------</p><p> </p><p> I predict a box office smash hit with this one. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> This movie was a disaster of epic proportions. Not only was the story just plain bad, but the performance of everyone involved seemed forced and unnatural. The only bright spot for this film was the ending credits. </p><p> </p><p> .5 out of 5 Stars</p><p> </p><p> Revenue: 200,000 dollars.</p><p> </p><p> Effects:</p><p> </p><p> The popularity of everyone involved took a hit.</p><p> It was reported that Lindsay Lohan was "high" during most of the shooting. As a result she will be required to pass a drug test before each movie she does. This will add 5,000 to the production cost as well as give a greater chance of a bad performance. </p><p> </p><p> Derek B now has a budget of 400,000 dollars.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31201" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Title</strong> - Dudley's Paradise<p> </p><p> <strong>Lead Actor</strong> - Matt Damon ($50,000)</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Lead Actress</strong> - Amy Adams ($50,000)</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Supporting Actor</strong>- Jason Schwartzman (Johnathon Ames from Bored to Death, Gideon from Scott Pilgrim vs The World) Price - ($25,000)</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Supporting Actor</strong> - Mark Webber (Stephen Stills from Scott PIlgrim vs The Wold) - Price - $15,000</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Supporting Supporting Actor</strong> - Patrick, the one armed toy gorilla who Graham and Rubicon think is real (voiced by David Hasselhoff)- Price - $10,010</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Genre</strong> - Comedy</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Plot</strong>- Three friends Dudley (Matt Damon), Graham (Mark Webber) and the exotically named Rubicon (Jason Schwartzman) spend most of their days in an idyllic stoner haze in a tiny apartment in New Jersey. That is until one day Dudley meets Paradise (Amy Adams) and falls head over heels in love with her. With the help of his stoner friends he attempts to clean up his life and get the girl. Also along for the ride is the one armed toy gorilla named Patrick, who through dope vision imparts pearls of wisdom into the quest to find Dudley's Paradise.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Location</strong>- New Jersey, USA!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Budget</strong>- $ 600000</p><p> </p><p><strong> Duration</strong> - 1 hour 36 minutes</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Prices and budget are guesstimations until mad approves of the prices.</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Dudley's Paradise is a film that has been over done. It should be met with fairly average success mainly geared towards the immature teen who is stoned while watching it. The performance of Amy Adams helped push the movie in a more successful direction, but it was matched by a very forgettable performance by Matt Damon. Overall it was a decent attempted at a first movie which should help catapult the studio into bigger things...hopefully.</p><p> </p><p> 2 out of 5 stars</p><p> </p><p> Revenue: 1,000,000 dollars</p><p> </p><p> Effects:</p><p> The movie lost some popularity due to being in the same genre as "The Mark"</p><p> The movie debuted on 4/20 which gave it an increase in revenue.</p><p> Jason Schwartzman is now available at 20,000 per movie</p><p> Mark Webber is now available at 20,000 per movie</p><p> </p><p> MichiganHero now has a budget of 1,400,000 dollars</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad5226 Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="PoisonedSuperman" data-cite="PoisonedSuperman" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="31201" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Stroking The Plate<p> </p><p> Lead actor - Robin Williams</p><p> Lead actress - Lindsay Lohan <3</p><p> </p><p> Robin Williams stars as "Clueless" Drew Jaxen as a once superstar pitcher who has lost all command both on the field and off of it. Jaxen whose known addiction to pornography has always been laughed at and sheltered by the league when he was a star has started to go blind, his control leaving with his blindness. What happens when team owner Drancy Bricky (John Goodman) leaks the story to the the biggest sports magazine around?</p><p> </p><p> Jaxen decides to get some help, enlisting his agent Starla (Lindsay Lohan) to actually get him help. Jaxen ends up in a sex rehab clinic with such low lives as John (Adam Sandler) and Jack(Jackie Chan), two men desperately in love who can not keep their hands off each other wherever they go. The clinic is ran by superfan (Bob Saget) who seems more interested in the betting lines and the beautiful Starla as he is in actually helping. Watch to see if "Clueless" can lead his team the world series! </p><p> </p><p> With guest appearances from Charlie Sheen, Ralph Macchio and Barry Harowitz</p><p> </p><p> Shot in - Pilot Field (Buffalo NY)</p><p> </p><p> Duration - 87 minutes</p><p> </p><p> Budget - 115,000 plus Bob Saget and John Goodman and only 200,000 dollars since it's all shot in one location. So 325,000</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> The first bad choice the company made was to try and sell Lindsay Lohan as a point of sexual focus. The second mistake they made was hiring Charlie Sheen who demanded his own trailer and a stipend of 5,000 per day to hit the club with. The performance of Bob Sagot was surprisingly refreshing and the storyline with Sandler and Chan was one that should have had a bigger focus in the movie. </p><p> </p><p> 2.5 stars out of 5</p><p> Revenue: 500,000 dollars</p><p> </p><p> Effects:</p><p> The feeling among fans is that Lindsay Lohan is starting to be over used. As a result all movies she plays a major roll in will super a slight popularity hit.</p><p> Charlie Sheen was checked into rehab immediately following the movie and as a result will not be available for 2 "real" days.</p><p> Bob Sagot is now available for hire at 40,000 per movie</p><p> </p><p> PoisonedSuperman now has a budget of 1,175,000 dollars</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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