CGC: On With The Show [8RoW]

Midnightnick · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ?????

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden ©

Derek B · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt - Deolts win, but I suspect someone is going to be upset by Ricky's actions in this one

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ????? - Ultimately I hope for Batman to pin Poison here

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley - I care about them more, so hopefully they can pick up the win.

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz - Go go heels! They gotta win something on this show.

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden © - I like Donte in general, so I'm hoping for him to pick up the win.

Charasmatic Enigma · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt - Who rules? DeColts rule!

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ????? - Sell the 'Poison is vulnerable without Soothsayer' story, and give Batman the win.

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley - My worry here is Gargantuan, but I think the Faces are on the whole slightly more relevant right now.

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz - Dirty White Boys are probably the most relevant team in this one, so one of them to pick up the win.

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden © - Without the Elite to watch his back (or hand him the title), Golden isn't interested enough to retain here. Also Donte would make a kick ass Canadian Champ.

Tiberious · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt

It is DeColt country after all.

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ?????

Even if Poison had Soothsayer's help he'd still be teaming with Destiny & Fate. Plus mystery man rule and whatnot.

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley

I like the idea of Bobby Thomas and Gargantuan challenging for the tag belts.

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz

I dunno, this match feels a bit meh, since none of these teams have gotten much in the way of pushes or tv time. I guess I'll just go with my personal preference on this one.

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden ©

Maybe a cheap finish so Golden retains the belt? I dunno, I feel like Golden shouldn't be dropping it so quickly, but he needs to develop his character a little more; especially if he's no longer going to be with Elite/Eddie Chandler.

Sudo_Nym · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt

Have the Elite ever won this match?

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ?????

I think Joey is slipping...

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley

John and Deeley on this side!

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz

Because I've selected only faces up to this point.

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden ©

Because his name kinda sounds like Fozzie and that's my favorite muppet.

smwilliams · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ?????

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden ©

March · March 8, 2014

3-ON-3. Dan DaLay, Eddie Chandler & El Eet vs Alex, Jack & Ricky DeColt

3-ON-3. Joey Poison, Destiny & Fate vs Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & ?????

3-ON-3. Pow Wow, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Whippy, John McClean & Sean Deeley

4-ON-4. Bold Gendarmes & Dirty White Boys vs Prime Energy & Samoan Wildboyz

CANADIAN TITLE MATCH: Donte Dunn vs Ozzie Golden ©

SWF Fan · March 12, 2014

I'd love for you to bring in Hugh De Aske, give him a stable of pirates.

Could fight under Seabirds Rules <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Self · March 12, 2014

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Kamloops Royal Athletic Park, British Columbia

Friday Week 3 January 2013

15,000 in attendance - SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “Here we are, folks. ‘CGC Elimination’. The PPV event where survival is the goal, and teamwork is key. Our main event? What else could it be but The DeColt Family taking on The Elite? For the past ten years they have torn each other apart on this very stage, and the annual tradition continues tonight.”

Jenny Playmate “That’s one of four ‘elimination’ style tag matches on the card tonight. We also have the Canadian Title on the line, and the arrival of ‘I.Am.Buff’!”

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Pow Wow The Clown, Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas

NEGATIVE INFLUENCE

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POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT

John McClean, Sean Deeley & Whippy The Clown</div>

Davis Ditterich “Thomas and Deeley have clashed repeatedly in recent weeks, and are currently tied in victories over one another.”

Team Positive take control of Thomas with expert technical wrestling, simple mime tricks, and a brutal chestbuster from McClean. Gargantuan tags in and starts lawn darting them. A chokeslam finishes McClean [John McClean has been eliminated] while Whippy falls victim to an Ultimate BackbreakaaaAAAAH! [Whippy The Clown has been eliminated]. Outnumbered, Deeley pounces with brutal takedowns and animalistic suplexes and pins Pow Wow with a German Suplex [Pow Wow The Clown has been eliminated]. Gargantuan throws an Unreal Clothesline, but Deeley somehow latches onto the arm, twisting it at unholy angles and forcing the tap [Gargantuan has been eliminated]. Still struggling to breathe from the chestbuster, Thomas’s sneak attack fails, and Deeley takes him down in the Seated Arm Stretch! Thomas taps fast! [bobby Thomas has been eliminated].

<div style="text-align:center;">SEAN DEELEY SURVIVES (12:45)</div>

Davis Ditterich “Sean Deeley overcomes tremendous odds to win the match.”

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DECOLT LOCKER ROOM

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JACK DECOLT enters the DeColt Family Locker Room to find RICKY DECOLT running on a treadmill, covered in wires and sensors that deliver data to various computers. He’s watched closely by ALEX DECOLT and HOTSTUFF MARIE, both of whom wear lab-coats. The elder DeColt whispers something to his Sister-in-Law, who gleefully scribbles it down in her notepad.

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT

No. No. No. Alex, what the.... What???</div>

Alex quickly pulls Jack aside, out of their younger brother’s earshot.

<div style="text-align:center;">ALEX DECOLT

There’s something wrong with him, Jack. You saw it last week. DaLay

put him in a bearhug and he... he changed. The potion did something

to him. I need to find out what.

JACK DECOLT

You’re not a scientist, Alex, and we have more important things to worry

about. Tonight, DeColts vs Elite. The annual tradition of violent

destruction! We need Ricky at his best! Not exhausted from pointless

experiments! Ricky! You can stop now.

RICKY DECOLT

Five more minutes... I’m right in... the fat burning... zone. </div>

Alex whispers something to Marie, who once again scribbles it in her notepad.

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IN-RING

“I.am.big”

“I.am.masculine”

“I.AM.BUFF”

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I.AM.BUFF struts his stuff on the way to the ring, flexing for the women and staring down any men smaller than him. Which they all are. What he lacks in muscle definition he more than makes up for in being generally massive. The behemoth proudly shows off his ‘powerful core’ and takes a microphone.

<div style="text-align:center;">I.AM.BUFF

Pay attention, ladies. This is what a real man looks like. Say goodbye

to all of those young pretty boys and scrawny weaklings you like here

in CGC. One by one, I’m going to put them to shame. I am big.

I am masculine. I.Am.Buff! Bring out the first weakling!

I.AM.BUFF VS SKIP BEAU

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Davis Ditterich “At 280lbs I wouldn’t call Skip a ‘weakling’, but I.Am.Buff certainly has the size and experience advantage.”

Skip’s big, but I.Am.Buff overpowers him with ease, flexing his mighty muscles for the women in the crowd, showing them what a “real man” looks like. Skip gets his groove back for a short time, but I.Am.Buff plows into him with a massive shoulder tackle! Running Powerslam! 1. 2. 3.

Buff celebrates his victory by approaching Jenny Playmate on commentary, forcing her to feel his “powerful core” until Security lead him away.

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Gordon Mann, Stuart Kent, Lead Belly & Grease Hogg

DRINK RESPONSIBLY

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WILD ENERGY

Shane Nelson, Thrill Seeker, Akima Umaga & Tama Toma</div>

Jenny Playmate “Four of CGC’s most exciting tag teams in an ultra-sized elimination match.”

Wild Energy add headbutts to energetic maneuvers and pin Hogg with a Diving Headbutt/Senton Bomb combo. [Grease Hogg has been eliminated] Tama Toma is isolated with trickery, deceit and drunken thuggery, and is pinned with an RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifx Toss) when Kent & Mann pull his partners off the apron. [Tama Toma has been eliminated] The Bold Gendarmes use misdirection and distractions to pin Nelson and Akima with Kent’s Solitary Confinement (Inescapable Wheelbarrow Victory Roll) [shane Nelson has been eliminated] [Akima Brave has been eliminated] leaving Thrill Seeker alone against three opponents.

Taking a beating but refusing to stay down, Seeker bounces off the ropes at impossible angles, shoves Belly into his partners, and hits a Fame Seeker for the pin [Lead Belly has been eliminated] He goes for the Daredevil Drop (Springboard Senton) on Kent, but Mann pulls his partner out of the way and Seeker crashes and burns. Police Brutality (Backbreaker/Elbow Drop]! 1... 2... 3! [Thrill Seeker has been eliminated].

<div style="text-align:center;">GORDON MANN & STUART KENT SURVIVE (12:18)

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GOLDEN PROFILE

“The Bold Gendarmes”

GORDON MANN & STUART KENT

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Hailing From: Regina, Saskatchewan (Mann) Toronto, Ontario (Kent)

Ages: 31 (Mann) 29 (Kent)

Heights: 6’1 (Mann) 5’8 (Kent)

Weights: 249lbs (Mann) 182lbs (Kent)

Double Team Specialty Move: Police Brutality (Backbreaker/Elbow Drop Combo)

Gordon Mann Specialty Move: Canadian Sleeper (Cobra Clutch)

Stuart Kent Specialty Move: Solitary Confinement (Inescapable Wheelbarrow Victory Roll)

Combat Connections: Trent Shaffer (Kent’s former tag team partner)

Stuart Kent is no stranger to Canadian Golden Combat. In 2005, he and then-best-friend Trent Shaffer arrived in CGC as ‘The Varsity Boys’, two young go-getters eager to prove their skills to the nation. Yet while Trent impressed, successfully battling his way through some of the best fighters in the world, Stuart struggled, and was let go in 2006. His childhood dream over just as it had begun, Kent left wrestling to follow in his father’s footsteps, as a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

<div style="text-align:center;">“It was Trent’s fault I got fired. I did all the hard work and he stole all the glory.”</div>

Just as Stuart was getting out of the wrestling business, another member of the RCMP was getting in. Gordon Mann had joined the “mounties” to quench his lifelong thirst for cracking skulls, but was frustrated to find himself as a restricted by rules and procedures and paperwork. So he started fighting on the side, letting illegal fighting rings continue, so long as they gave him a few warm bodies to pummel... and let him use his nightstick.

<div style="text-align:center;">“What? You have a problem with that? I can show you my badge if you’d like.”</div>

Canada is a big place, and the RCMP a big organization, so it wasn’t until 2013 that Mann heard of an ex-CGC wrestler within the force. He was quickly able to blackmail his way into joining Stuart’s unit, then bully his way into becoming his partner, then convince him to rejoin the wrestling world. As a team they were a revelation. They had trust and teamwork from working together on the force. Mann’s penchant for cheating became exponentially more effective with a partner to distract the referee, and Kent’s size became less of an issue when he’s flying in out of nowhere at unsuspecting opponents. Their success on the independent circuit has brought them to CGC.

<div style="text-align:center;">“I’ve been here before. This time I plan to stay.”

“Let this be a warning to any criminals, lawbreakers... or anyone we just

plain don’t like. We’re the Bold Gendarmes. Respect the badge.”

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BACKSTAGE

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OZZIE GOLDEN is slumped on a chair, texting, while EDDIE CHANDLER brushes his hair.

<div style="text-align:center;">EDDIE CHANDLER

I know you are disappointed to not get in ze Elite, but zis is no time

to despair. You are still ze Canadian Champion. You are still ze

prettiest man in Canadian Golden Combat, and I will not abandon

you.

OZZIE GOLDEN

“Whatever”.</div>

With a bored sigh, Ozzie Golden stands, picking up the CGC Canadian Title that had been carelessly stuffed between the couch cushions, and leaves.

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CGC CANADIAN TITLE MATCH

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DONTE DUNN VS OZZIE GOLDEN ©

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Davis Ditterich "Donte Dunn pinned Ozzie last Sunday. Can he do the same tonight with the Canadian Title on the line?"

Ozzie takes his sweet time ending his text-conversation before getting rocked with forearms. An eye-poke turns the tide. Ozzie follows up with ‘ironic’ rakes to the back, eyes and inner thighs, until Donte hoists him up for an airplane spin! 19 rotations! Lariat! 1... 2... Kick out. Donte hits some Jack-esque shoulder tackles but walks into ‘Whatever’ (Jumping Reverse Bulldog, I guess). 1... 2... Kick out! “So over this”, Ozzie tries to leave, but Donte wipes him out with a dive. Sunny Daze (Twisting Face Crusher) 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">NEW CHAMPION: DONTE DUNN (8:55)

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OUTSIDE THE ARENA

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A river flows lazily, surrounding the Kamloops Royal Athletic Park like a moat. Two BARRELS suddenly fall into the water and careen down the river. One contains the fake-bearded, branch-wielding CHRISTIAN OAKENPRICE. The other contains TRENTI, who has made zero effort into making himself look like a dwarf. Midgets dressed as goblins fire at them with toy bows & arrows.

Suddenly, a HOODED FIGURE emerges from the darkness and begins dispatching the goblins with grace and agility, tossing them into the water.

<div style="text-align:center;">RINGSIDE</div>

The soaking wet barrels roll down the ramp, and out spill CHRISTIAN OAKENPRICE and TRENTI. They're dizzy. Far too dizzy to notice the large 'goblin' (a normal sized bloke) aiming a 'Nerf Arrow-Shoota 6000' at them. The HOODED FIGURE springs into action. He ducks, dips, dives, dodges and nails the goblin with a Tornado DDT!

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It's STEVIE GRAYSON! He helps Oakenprice and Trenti to their feet. Three-way jumping high five!

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THE FUTURE

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HOBBIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Trent Shaffer, Christian Price & Stevie Grayson</div>

Davis Ditterich “It’s Stevie! Stevie Grayson has returned to fight the future.”

Joey wants nothing to do with the action. Trent is also happy to let his partners isolate Destiny with hit & run tactics and european uppercuts. Joey sneaks in a Flying Forearm on Price, and the Future cut the ring in half, using every trick in the book, from eye-gouges to fish-hooks. Now Joey’s willing to tag in, desperately trying to get the elimination, but eating a thunderous European Uppercut! Price makes the tag! Stevie ducks, dips, dives, dodges and nails Fate with Shades of Grayson (Moonsault Press) 1... 2... 3 [Fate has been eliminated]. Destiny nails Stevie from behind, but Price takes him out with Price Check (TKO) [Destiny has been eliminated]!

Joey blindsides Price and Grayson, but here comes Trent with sharp elbow strikes and lightning fast dropkicks! Lungblower! 1... 2... Kick out. Panicked, Joey flees, grabbing the CGC World Title to use as a weapon. Price stops him! European Uppercut! Tornado DDT from Stevie! Heart Burn (Double Foot Stomp) from Trent! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">TRENT SHAFFER, CHRISTIAN PRICE & STEVIE GRAYSON SURVIVE (15:25)</div>

Davis Ditterich “Trent gets the glory of pinning the CGC World Champion... but it was a fine team effort from all three of them.”

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COUNTDOWN

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EDDIE CHANDLER preens and poses in front of a full length mirror, accessorizing his

Elite tracksuit with a feather boa.

5

JACK DECOLT gives Marie a hug, and leaves her in the locker room.

4

DAN DALAY lumbers through the backstage area and- BACKFIST! A staff member

is out cold! DaLay smirks.

3

ALEX DECOLT takes one last look at Marie’s scribblings from their experiments, and

takes off his lab-coat.

2

EL EET is thrilled as Adrian Garcia hands him his new Elite tracksuit, covered in

corporate sponsorship logos.

1

RICKY DECOLT gazes into space with an icy stare, before snapping himself out of it.

IT’S TIME

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First, from Grande Prairie, Alberta. Standing 6’7 inches tall. Weighing 340lbs.

One half of the CGC Tag Team Champions. Sponsored by Burly Paper Towels

‘The Giant Amongst Giants’

DAN DALAY

... his partner, fighting out of Gatineau, Quebec. Standing 6’4. Weighing 242lbs.

The other half of the CGC Tag Team Champions. Sponsored by Hawthorne's Wipes

‘Fabulous’

EDDIE CHANDLER

Finally, fighting out of Everywhereville, Canada. Standing 6’1. Weighing 225lbs.

Sponsored by Beaver Buzz Energy Drinks (Now in 'Dam Good' Green Tea flavour)

EL EET

Together they

THE ELITE

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Their opponents, from DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia.

First, standing at 6’5, weighing in at 249lbs

RICKY DECOLT

Standing 6’4 inches tall, weighing in at 270lbs. ‘The Thinking

Man’s DeColt’

ALEX DECOLT

... and finally, he stands at 6’2 inches tall, and weighs in at 260lbs.

“The Wild Man”

JACK DECOLT</div>

Davis Ditterich “The annual tradition continues! Let’s do it!”

The six men collide and start violently brawling, the action quickly spilling out to ringside. DaLay bullies Alex around, throwing him into whatever hard surfaces are handy. Chandler uses Jack’s anger against him. El Eet outmaneuvers a more-muscular-than-ever Ricky. Adrian Garcia is thrilled with him team’s dominance.

<div style="text-align:center;">ALEX DECOLT

It’s not working! Switch it up!</div>

The DeColts break free of their losing battles and find new opponents. Ricky wipes out Chandler with an epic dropkick! Jack’s furious fists overwhelm DaLay’s heavy hands and he Punches! Him! In! The! Face! Alex brings the luchador back to the ring with precision punches, but El Eet scores with a dropkick to the injured knee. Posing triumphantly, he hits a series of dragon screws and locks in a Figure Four! Alex screams in pain! He’s on the verge of tapping... High Fly Elbow from Ricky! Epic Dropkick! Running Bulldog! The brothers hit DeColt Fusion IV (Aided Snap Swinging Neckbreaker) for the 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">EL EET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Ricky celebrates the elimination and- BACKFIST! Ricky is out cold, and Alex finds himself alone with the tag team champions, DaLay and Chandler. He valiantly uses precision counterpunches to protect his unconscious brother, but is overwhelmed. Elegant Demise (Spike Inverted Piledriver)! 1... 2... Jack makes the save! He goes berserk with right hands and shoulder tackles, mounting DaLay in the corner and Punching! Him! In! Chandler stops him with a Backcracker off the second! Elegant Demise! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">JACK DECOLT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Chandler takes great pleasure in picking apart a helpless Alex’s knee, while DaLay holds back Ricky, who struggles and struggles and... Freezes. Eyes fixed into an icy stare, Ricky breaks the giant’s iron grip and spears Chandler out of his boots! He rains down closed fists until DaLay attacks, scooping him up for the DaLay Down (Inverted Piledriver). Ricky slips free! DeColt 45 (Rolling Inverted DDT). 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">DAN DALAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Faced with Ricky’s icy stare, Eddie Chandler begs off, insincerely wailing and crying. No emotion, no mercy, Ricky kicks him in the eye, and deadlifts him onto a stunned Alex’s shoulder for DeColt Fusion IV! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">EDDIE CHANDLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

ALEX & RICKY DECOLT SURVIVE (24:35)</div>

Ricky snaps out of it, momentarily confused, but happy to celebrate when he sees the defeated forms of the tag team champions at his feet. Alex looks at his brother with confusion... and a little bit of fear.

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Self · March 12, 2014

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NEGATIVE INFLUENCE VS POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT: C-

Running Man: B

The Arrival of I.Am.Buff: C

I.AM.BUFF VS SKIP BEAU: D

DRINK RESPONSIBLY VS WILD ENERGY: C

Golden Profile: The Bold Gendarmes: C-

Elite Meet: C+

DONTE DUNN VS OZZIE GOLDEN: C

Christian, Trent and Mystery’s Ridiculous Thing: B-

THE FUTURE VS HOBBIT 2: C+

Countdown: B-

THE ELITE VS THE DECOLT FAMILY: B-

<div style="text-align:center;">FINAL RATING: B-

PPV Buy Rate: 0.39

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An underwhelming show. The main event, while up to CGC main event standards, didn't reach the heights I expected. The same as last year, despite significant gains in popularity for certain participants (Jack, Ricky, Chandler) and tag team experience (DaLay & Chandler). Maybe it's DaLay's fault. Last year Deeley had his spot. The semi-main was disappointing for other reasons. I won't lie, when I first penciled in this card (post-Last Man Standing Rumble) I was excited for the new trio of Zeus/Poison/Soothsayer to be involved. In theory, a lovely idea. In practice, it wasn't to be.

In terms of following the rules I've already set for myself in 2013, 'Elimination' was a relatively simple task. Survivor Series matches. Canadian Title singles. DeColts vs Elite on last. Negative Influence returned to open the show (although not all are negative influences any more). I look forward to the next PPV's. What weapons will the Gods provide in Luck of the Draw? What promotion will visit WrestleFestival?

Bobby Thomas suffered a sternum injury in the opener. As a 'Just Business' fan, I'm not best pleased.

I may slow down posting a bit. I'm getting rather busy with other things (possibly 'Seabird' related) and I'm not quite nailing this project. Two scenes got cut from this show because I didn't have time/energy/inspiration to figure them out.

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Next week on Title Bout Wrestling, the survivors of the Elimination matches go head to head to crown a new No.1 Contender.

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

Kitarzu · March 12, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

JShmoopy · March 12, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

smwilliams · March 12, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

Phreak · March 12, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Self" data-cite="Self" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> OZZIE GOLDEN is slumped on a chair, texting, while EDDIE CHANDLER brushes his hair. </div></blockquote> I read this as Chandler brushing Ozzie's hair. Can't see it otherwise. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Rickymex · March 12, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

Midnightnick · March 12, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

Self · March 12, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Phreak" data-cite="Phreak" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I read this as Chandler brushing Ozzie's hair. Can't see it otherwise. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Yes. Eddie was brushing Ozzie's golden locks. They have a special (perhaps one sided?) relationship.

Regis · March 12, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Self" data-cite="Self" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yes. Eddie was brushing Ozzie's golden locks. They have a special (perhaps one sided?) relationship.</div></blockquote> See, I was convinced that the end of the McClean/Chandler feud was going to be McClean saying, "The reason it makes me so mad that you pretend to be gay, Eddie? It's because I am, and it makes me sick the way you act."

White Dolphin · March 13, 2014

Running Man: B

I don't get how you can typo A* with a B given the distance between them on the keyboard but whatever. You've really gotten a hold of something good here with the interplay between Jack and Alex.

You and me must've been reading different shows cause this wasn't underwhelming at all. This was fine.

demondragonking · March 13, 2014

Good stuff all around when it comes to the cast of characters.

Personal favorite though? The ever silent HOTSTUFF MARIE. Every single time she's on screen it amuses the hell out of me. Great characterization for someone that doesn't(?) talk at all.

March · March 13, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

TakerNGN74 · March 13, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

I call shenanigans on El Eet getting eliminated first in the Elite vs. DeColts match.

Charasmatic Enigma · March 14, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

Tiberious · March 14, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer

Your profile on Mann and Kent was good, because before that I didn't care about them at all; I mean they still have no chance here, but hey. I'll pick Stevie because I like him, though he's probably the least likely guy on the baby-face side to ever win the title.

I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

He's Buff, Whippy isn't.

Sudo_Nym · March 14, 2014

Gordon Mann vs Stuart Kent vs Christian Price vs Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson vs Trent Shaffer
I.Am.Buff vs Whippy The Clown

Also this for me, since Enigma is an anagram for Good Picks if you use different letters.

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