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Oh man, you hit so many homeruns with this show......

 

Its sad to see you go on hiatus when you wrote something that great, but burnout is one helluva drug. Hope you come back awesomer than ever.

 

I second this statement. This is probably my favorite dynasty on the board right now due to the unbelievable fact that even though the brevity of the individual shows make it a quick read, the characters are fully realized.

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Just reiterate... support... confirm... I agree with everyone what a massively fun and sublimely written event this was, it had that big show feel a major PPV should feel like to the fans (and readers.) Storylines wrapped, feuds concluded, major shifts in the landscape, laughs and cheers. Just brilliant stuff.

 

Some quick comments on the show itself, I had hoped the House of St.01/DWB match would have rated higher, so too for Bach/Edd but they are both heel(ish), Deeley/Bach seemed low too... maybe Samael knew he was gonna be banished.

 

Bach being banished makes perfect sense in hindsight, I just liked my idea for repackaging Deeley. Bach interacting with Grayson, or Shane Nelson, although Bach vs. the Invisible Hand Grenade writes itself.

 

Warren needs to interact with every woman on the roster. And Edd and Price. So great. I think Warren and Missy are bound to be besties.

 

Loved seeing Price come out on top.

 

Take as long a hiatus as required and if you decide to take your talents to another organization, you've left CGC on a high note and in a better place than when they started.

 

To follow on with what PS said, maybe instead of making it an all tag team format you have something like a couple of Lethal Lottery tag nights... where it is randomized and points are only earned by the person doing the pinning... to add tension throughout the ranks. Or more 4 way matches? Just ideas.

 

All in all, thanks for the fantastic USS and great times at CGC.

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So you know when you finally get around to reading a long-running diary and you get all the way through to page 79 and the writer says "I'm stopping for a while"?

 

That.

 

Awesome work sir. Really great. Love the characterisation and the match write-ups are the perfect sort of level for me. The repetition of moves there really works. I love Edd's surprisingly disciplined.

 

Only complaint is more Gargantuan please. One of the guys I've never signed but always wanted to

 

Hurry back

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For fun, I made a list of all this year's USS matches, to see who performed best.

 

TEN BEST MATCHES

82% Alex DeColt vs Eddie Chandler (Company of Legends) *

81% Alex DeColt vs Samael Bach (Week 8)

80% Christian Price vs Ricky DeColt (Ultimate Showdown) *

80% Eddie Chandler vs Sean Deeley (Ultimate Showdown)

77% Ricky DeColt vs Stevie Grayson (Week 3)

76% Alex DeColt vs Edd Stone (Week 1)

76% Samael Bach vs Sean Deeley (Company of Legends)

75% Bobby Thomas vs Sean Deeley (Week 1)

75% Alex DeColt vs Ricky DeColt (Week 2)

74% Edd Stone vs Sean Deeley (Week 3)

 

* Match technically went longer than 12 minute time limit in-game.

 

FIVE WORST MATCHES

58% Gargantuan vs Samael Bach (Week 5)

58% Edd Stone vs Stevie Grayson (Week 7)

58% Bobby Thomas vs Stevie Grayson (Ultimate Showdown)

56% Bobby Thomas vs Gargantuan (Week 8)

53% Sean Deeley vs Stevie Grayson (Week 6)

 

<table width="70%"><tr><td width="30%" align="left" valign="top">

ALEX DECOLT

RICKY DECOLT

EDDIE CHANDLER

CHRISTIAN PRICE

SAMAEL BACH

SEAN DEELEY

EDD STONE

BOBBY THOMAS

STEVIE GRAYSON

GARGANTUAN</td><td width="30%" align="left" valign="top">BEST MATCH

82% vs Chandler

81% vs Price

82% vs Alex

81% vs Ricky

81% vs Alex

80% vs Chandler

76% vs Alex

75% vs Deeley

77% vs Ricky

72% vs Alex</td><td width="30%" align="left" valign="top">WORST MATCH

64% vs Price

63% vs Gargantuan

59% vs Gargantuan

60% vs Deeley

58% vs Gargantuan

53% vs Stevie

58% vs Stevie

56% vs Gargantuan

53% vs Deeley

56% vs Thomas

</td><td width="10%" align="left" valign="top">AVERAGE

71.9%

70.6%

68.3%

67.9%

67.8%

66.9%

66.1%

64.3%

62.8%

61.6%</tr></table>

 

Some quick comments on the show itself, I had hoped the House of St.01/DWB match would have rated higher, so too for Bach/Edd but they are both heel(ish), Deeley/Bach seemed low too... maybe Samael knew he was gonna be banished.

 

Personally, I think a 'C' rated match is perfectly good for a CGC undercard, National promotion or not. The tag match was likely let down by Art Reed, who is severely lacking in popularity compared to his friends. As you say, Stone/Bach was penalised for both being considered Heels in game. Deeley/Bach was hurt by the time. It was a quick one. Although Bach didn't like the idea of losing that one. Maybe he phoned it in a bit. Is that a thing in TEW? I feel like that's a thing.

 

 

I've kinda started writing the next chapters, albeit in a lackadaisical fashion. I am doing some good thinking though. A lot of long car trips spent in silence, figuring out who pairs with who and why and what's going to happen when this character returns and who's challenging for that thing when. Big picture stuff. Which is a shame, because these lazy Saturdays were when I enjoyed playing through some shows. Only so many times I can browse the free agents list, shortlisting prospects.

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Self, just how much of the events that have happened did you plan for in this promo?

 

SOOTHSAYER

I see the future, Christian Price. I know what comes next. I see a beast

that no hero can defeat. I see men changing their faces. I see an angel

falling and a demon rising in his stead. I see the past coming to the

present, and the future destroying the past. I see war. I see heartbreak.

I see life. I see death. I see a King losing his crown, and I see a great

family crumbling from within.

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The promo was based on the ideas I had, kept as vague as possible. I knew what I was doing with Poison as "an angel falling and a demon rising". I didn't quite know I'd do the same with Ricky at this point. I knew I'd have "men changing their faces" in regards to general character changes, although I didn't know that El Eet would be a literal example. "The past coming to the present" was a reference to John McClean, who I had earmarked to come in. Although again, it was so vague that it could have referenced any number of CGC alumni who would fall into my lap. "A King losing his crown" was Alex losing his title, but I didn't know exactly who would beat him. I wanted it to be Poison, but if he didn't get over enough, it would have eventually been someone else.

 

There were definitely plans regarding the other bits. Poison/Zeus/Ricky could have been "a beast that no hero can defeat" but all were defeated by heroes (Stevie, Jack and Price respectively). I originally planned to destroy The Elite, and they could have been the 'great family' to be destroyed.

 

Have those two thing not happened because Bach is a fraud? Or have they just not happened yet? Time will tell.

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I originally planned to destroy The Elite, and they could have been the 'great family' to be destroyed.

 

Have those two thing not happened because Bach is a fraud? Or have they just not happened yet? Time will tell.

 

"Great family" to me, meant the DeColts. And they're not in the best of shape right now.

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STARTING THIS MONDAY

 

90 minute episodes of CGC Title Bout Wrestling

 

You Wanted It

You've Got It

No Take Backs

 

I'd planned to only take a month off of posting, but things have taken a little longer than that to get sorted. Partly down to motivation. Partly down to the switch to 90 minute episodes. It's an idea I went back and forth on a lot (you can fit 4 matches into 60 minutes, after all) but in the end it seems like a worthwhile experiment. Gives some unsung heroes a chance to stretch their legs.

 

Shows will now be posted on a weekly basis, hopefully every Monday. A little slower than the rhythm I settled into before the break, but it seems like the right thing to do. For sanity's sake.

 

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So here we go. The announced card for the first ever 90 minute episode of CGC Title Bout Wrestling.

 

Ricky DeColt vs Alex DeColt

CGC Tag Title Match: Soldiers of Fortune vs Dirty White Boys

Vin Tanner vs Skip Beau

 

… and perhaps much more. Heck, I'd hope so. I've got 30 more minutes to fill.

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Ricky DeColt vs Alex DeColt

- The Bach banished I think Ricky becomes an ever bigger heel, doing more and more anti-DeColt things. Zombie DeColt cheats to win!

 

CGC Tag Title Match: Soldiers of Fortune vs Dirty White Boys

- DWB might be my favourite tag team in the C-Verse right now thanks to this dynasty..

 

Vin Tanner vs Skip Beau

- I have no reason for picking Skip except that I can envision Vin Tanner in the back grumping and grumbling about 'these durn youngun scallywags, back in yon olden times...'

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George DeColt Arena, British Columbia

Sunday Week 3 July 2014

9,000 in attendance SELL OUT

 

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Davis Ditterich "You asked for it. You've got it. Welcome to the first ever 90 minute edition of Title Bout Wrestling! Last Friday night the Ultimate Showdown Series concluded with Christian Price winning the 3 Wishes. How will he use them? We may find out tonight."

Jack DeColt "That's not all that came from the Ultimate Showdown Series, Davis. Samael Bach has been banished. The DeColt Family can finally become whole again. Alex will finish what he started and break the spell that binds our brother Ricky in a No Disqualification, Falls Count Anywhere match."

 

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IN-RING

 

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CHRISTIAN PRICE is in the ring, microphone in one hand, clearly no idea what to do with the other.

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

Two years ago I wouldn't have thought it possible, but last Friday night

I won the Ultimate Showdown Series. The guys in charge tell me I can

make 3 Wishes, and I’ve been wracking my brain trying to come up

with ideas on what to wish for. I thought about asking for a load of

money. I thought about getting my Mom a new car. But at the end of

the day there's one thing I want more than anything, and it's wrapped

around the waist of the man sitting on commentary right now. So for

my first wish I...

 

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ADRIAN GARCIA

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Don’t say another word, Christian. I know you

want to become champion, but please don’t waste one of your Wishes

on something so easy to obtain. If you want a title shot, I can get you

a title shot.

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

You can? Wait, why would you-

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

I’ve been impressed with you for a long time, Christian. Even back when

you were a clumsy fat kid that everyone else made fun of, I believed

you could be a star. Now that you’ve won the Ultimate Showdown

Series, my investors finally agree. They want you in The Elite. If you

want money, I can get you money. If you want cars, I can get you cars.

If you want a title shot, I can get you a title shot. All I ask is your name

on the dotted line, a modest 9.8% of your earnings (and maybe the

use of a Wish or two) and I can make your dreams come true.

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

I don’t know... aren’t you guys kinda of jerks?

 

EL EET

Hey! Who are you calling jerks, you halfwit? You think you’re a big

shot now that you’ve won the Ultimate Showdown Series? You think

you’re better than The Elite? I’ve kicked your ass before. How about

I do it again right now?

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

We... um... I don’t think we’ve ever had a match.

 

EL EET

Yes we... Oh wait... Right. I had me confused with someone else. I

mean you with... Shut up. You’ll pay for refusing the Elite!

 

EL EET VS CHRISTIAN PRICE

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Jack DeColt “Can’t say I’m surprised Adrian Garcia wants to recruit Christian Price. His victory in the Ultimate Showdown Series has proved he’s one of the top combatants in CGC, and those 3 Wishes could do wonders for The Elite.”

 

Adrian Garcia clearly doesn’t want this match to happen, apologizing to Christian as he tries to calm down El Eet. No dice. The walking billboard attacks head on and eats a series of uppercuts. Changing tactics, El Eet tricks his naive foe with “Your shoelace is untied” and takes control, beating him down, making sure to get his sponsorship logos on camera. Price battles back by unleashing thunderous european uppercuts. Simple. Effective. Unstoppable. El Eet tries a Leg Lariat, but Price catches him. Price Check (TKO)! 1... 2... 3

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE WINS (9:51)

 

Adrian Garcia quickly enters the ring, but to Christian’s surprise he’s all smiles, congratulating him on his victory. This infuriates El Eet, who attacks! Christian throws him aside, accidentally ripping off El Eet’s mask in the process...

 

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Davis Ditterich “Oh my word! El Eet is Nate Johnson??? But he was banished after last year’s Ultimate Showdown Series!”

Jack DeColt “Well, yeah. Davis, you... What? You already knew that.”

 

In Davis’ defense, he’s not the only one surprised. Adrian Garcia and Christian Price are just as inexplicably stunned. A deer in the headlights, NATE JOHNSON is frozen in fear, until Security flood the ring to remove the ex-employee. Nate runs, scurrying and scampering out of security’s grasp, around the ring and through the crowd.

 

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WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LOCKER ROOM

 

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JENNY PLAYMATE interviews ALEX DECOLT, as HOTSTUFF MARIE redecorates the locker room, taking down all of Alex’s charts and research and replacing them with pictures of Jack, stuffed lions, and decorative yellow throw pillows.

 

JENNY PLAYMATE

Alex, your plan worked. Thanks to you and the rest of the Ultimate

Showdown Series field, Samael Bach has been banished from CGC

for 6 months. How do you feel?

 

ALEX DECOLT

Like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. For the past year, Bach

has proved himself to be one of the biggest threats CGC has ever faced,

turning good men into monsters. Now that he's gone, it's time to get

those good men back.

 

Marie is about to throw out a life-sized diagram of Samael Bach, complete with highlighted “vulnerable areas”. Alex opens his mouth to object, but Marie glares at him.

 

ALEX DECOLT

First up? My brother Ricky. Last Friday night Christian Price proved that

the monster can be beaten. When he put on that ankle stretch, I saw the

pain on Ricky’s face. I saw life in those cold, dead eyes. I saw my brother

again. At ‘Ultimate Showdown’ the spell was almost broken, and tonight

I’m going to finish the job. I’m gonna take the monster to his limit and

out the other side. I’m going to end Bach’s legacy once and for all.

 

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VIN TANNER VS SKIP BEAU

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Davis Ditterich “One of the benefits of these 90 minute shows is getting to see some of the undercard talent try to break through to the top.”

 

Veteran Vin quickly gets the better on the rookie with good ol’ fashioned punching, until Skip gets to his mp3 player, hits play, and starts feeling The Flow. Level 1! Skip shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level 2! Can’t touch him! Skip’s smooth moves evade attacks with ease. Level 3! He swivels his hips, bouncing Vin with butt smashes. Level 4! He finds himself a dance partner, pulling Tanner in close, ballroom dancing him into turnbuckles and hitting a big Full Nelson Butt Bomb! 1... 2... 3!

 

SKIP BEAU WINS (5:52)

 

Skip’s feeling it! He’s about to reach Level 5 when he’s distracted by the referee trying to raise his hand. Skip snaps out of it. He won? On television? Really?

 

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MEDIC’S ROOM

 

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CHRISTIAN PRICE enters the office of CGC premier in-house doctor, to find it empty.

 

CHRISTIAN PRICE

Doc? You in here? I was told you needed to see me.

 

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As Price steps further into the room, the door swings closed and he whirls around to find MISSY MASTERSON standing before him, wearing as little as is possible on a show airing Prime Time on Sunday nights. Price is understandably speechless.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

Hi, Chris. We haven’t really had a chance to talk since I got back to CGC,

have we? I’m so proud of you for winning the Ultimate Showdown Series,

and… Do you want to get back together? I know I was a little difficult

before, but I promise I’ll be the best girlfriend ever. We can go to all those

dumb comic book conventions you like. We can dress up in stupid costumes

for your entrances...

 

Christian is tempted. Sorely tempted. She’s so pretty.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

...and if you use one of your Wishes to get that skank Jenny Playmate

fired, I can be backstage interviewer, and give you all of the TV time

you want.

 

And just like that, the spell is broken. Without a word, Christian leaves the Doctor’s Office. Missy is furious, chasing him into the corridor.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

Hey! Where do you think you’re going? You think you’re too good for

me??? Fine! If you don’t want to help me crush my enemies, I’ll

find a man who will!

 

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Missy hears heavy breathing beside her. It’s WARREN TECHNIQUE, blankly staring at her barely-covered chest.

 

MISSY MASTERSON

Not you. Anyone but you.

 

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CGC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Destiny & Fate

SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

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DIRTY WHITE BOYS

Grease Hogg & Lead Belly

 

Davis Ditterich “With Samael Bach banished, the Soldiers of Fortune are free to follow their own path, and that includes challenging the Dirty White Boys for the tag team titles.”

 

The DWB dominate with drunken thuggery, but the Soldiers use every trick in the book to isolate Belly. Eye-gouging. Fish-hooking. It’s not enough to stop Hogg from tagging in though. He runs wild with hammer blows and socket wrenches, takes out Fate with the Grease Spot (High Knee), and lets Lead finish Destiny with the RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifix Toss).

 

STILL CHAMPIONS: DIRTY WHITE BOYS (8:19)

 

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The Dirty White Boys start to celebrate with a few beers, when BOBBY THOMAS appears on the ramp, microphone in hand. Black trunks. Black boots. Black mood.

 

BOBBY THOMAS

Never in my thirteen years in CGC have I seen such lousy examples of

champions as you two. You're not wrestlers. You're thugs. The fact that

you’ve got gold around your waists and I don’t is a travesty. The fact that

you get a private locker room while I'm packed into that communal

nightmare with Skip Beau and the Rapscallions is an insult! I’m not

going to stand for it any more, and neither are my Brothers.

 

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On cue, the rest of the Brotherhood of St.01 jump out of the crowd. BENNY BENSON springboards himself at Hogg, while ART REED and EDD STONE take out Belly with Stereo SUPER KICKS! Thomas joins his friends, and the four of them assault the DWB with a barrage of stomps.

 

Jack DeColt “That’s enough of this.”

 

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JACK DECOLT gets up from commentary and hits the ring, going berserk on Thomas with right hands and throwing him out of the ring. The rest of the Brotherhood quickly flee, and Thomas recovers his microphone.

 

BOBBY THOMAS

You want to defend them, Jack? You’re just as bad. You’re a lunatic

who only got where he is because he has his brothers to back him

up! Well I have brothers too, and we’re not going to stop until we

get what we deserve!

 

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GOLDEN PROFILE

From Fontana, California

DIRTY WHITE BOYS

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Grease Hogg… 36 years old... 6’0... 295lbs

Lead Belly… 35 years old... 6’8... 350lbs

 

Title History: 2x CGC Tag Team Champions (Mar2010-Sep2010 & May2014-Current)

Lead Belly Specialty Move:*RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifix Toss)

Grease Hogg Specialty Move:*Grease Spot (High Knee)

 

The son of a mechanic and a foxy boxer, Grease Hogg (real name David Bonham) has been fixing motorcycles since he was old enough to hold a screwdriver, and unfortunately, breaking into cars not long after that. It was during his numerous stints behind bars, first in juvenile detention facilities, and then in Fontana State Prison, that he learned how to fight, and you’d be hard pressed to find a tougher man in wrestling today.

 

“I got in trouble with a law a lot in my younger days, but not any more...

except for the occasional barfight. Do they count?”

 

Lead Belly (real name Daniel Elderberry) has spent years testing the capabilities of his mighty stomach, from drinking contests to eating competitions to being shot by a cannon, but has yet to find its limits. Unlike his partner, Lead has been involved in wrestling from a young age, albeit as something as a sideshow attraction, allowing the toughest fighters in the country the chance to hit him in the stomach as hard as they can.

 

“They all thought they could hurt me. It was adorable.”

 

Legend has it that the pair met in a massive bar-fight in their native Fontana, California, birthplace of the Hell‘s Angels. After destroying everyone else in a matter of minutes, Bonham and Elderberry fought for 6 straight hours, hitting each other with everything that wasn’t bolted down, until they both got getting hungry and decided to call it a draw. They’ve been riding together ever since. Whispers of this epic battle eventually made it to the Supreme Wrestling Federation, who invited the ‘Dirty White Boys’ to bring their unique brand of drunken thuggery to squared circles all across America.

 

“We had fun. Maybe too much fun.”

“ After 18 months, the executives were sick of us getting into

fights on the road.”

 

DWB rode to Canadian Golden Combat in 2009. Playing cards, drinking beer, groping barmaids and getting into as many fights as possible, they were instantly despised in clean-cut DeColt Country… that is, until recently. It’s hard to say that they’ve changed their ways, but since directed their drunken thuggery towards villainous teams like the Bold Gendarmes and The Elite, the crowd have been slowing rallying behind them, helping them win the second CGC Tag Team Titles.

 

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NO DISQUALIFICATION, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH

 

ALEX DECOLT VS RICKY DECOLT

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Jack DeColt “I can’t wait for all of this to be over. The DeColts should be fighting together. Not fighting each other.”

 

Expressionless, emotionless, the spellbound monster attacks, but Alex intelligently telegraphs and evades the strikes before unleashing precision counter-stomps to the weak spot on the foot. Ricky’s hurt, but won’t be beaten so easily. His right hands are deadly, yet every time he takes control, Alex goads him into hitting a classic Ricky DeColt move, causing a flash of life in monster’s cold, dead eyes. Alex takes full advantage of the resulting confusion. Powerslam! Snap Driving Elbow to the foot!

 

Alex is feeling confident and- POISON MIST! Alex is blind! Press Slam! Spear! 1... 2... Alex kicks out and wisely flees the ring, desperately trying to wipe the mist from his eyes and regain his sight. Ricky destroys him around ringside and up the ramp, throwing him into whatever hard surfaces he can find. He goes for the Ripcord Lariat, but Alex ducks! DeColt Driver (Straightjacket Drop). Showing no interest in merely pinning Ricky, he applies the St.01 Ankle Stretch, repeatedly driving his knee into the weak spot! Trapped in a world of pain, the spellbound monster fights and struggles as life returns to his eyes and the screams become more and more human.

 

Jack DeColt “Come on… Let it work.“

 

I think Ricky has to say something. Break. Knock Alex off of his game. Or he’s USS hurt.

 

With one last supernatural show of strength, Ricky powers up to his feet... POISON MIST! Alex is blind and Ricky rises, a monster once more. He devastates Alex with right hands, backing his older brother closer and closer to the edge of the stage.

 

Jack DeColt “No, Ricky! Don’t do this!”

 

Expressionless. Emotionless. Ricky throws Alex off of the stage. The Thinking Man’s DeColt crashes hard onto the electrical equipment below. Sparks fly, and the still-spellbound monster looks down on the broken body of his older brother with cold, dead, eyes.

 

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<table width="60%"><tr><td width="75%" align="left" valign="top"> The Elite try to recruit Christian Price

EL EET VS CHRISTIAN PRICE

Security Give Chase

Playmate Interviews Alex DeColt

VIN TANNER VS SKIP BEAU

Price and Missy

SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE VS DIRTY WHITE BOYS

Brotherhood want the tag team titles

Golden Profile: Dirty White Boys

RICKY DECOLT VS ALEX DECOLT-</td><td width="25%" align="left" valign="top">B-

B-

C

B

D-

C-

C

C+

B

B </tr></table>

 

FINAL RATING: B

Maple Leaf Sports Rating 1.72 (up from 1.70)

TV Puerto Rico Rating 0.05 (up from 0.02)

 

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Vin Tanner vs Skip Beau. Yeah. Welcome to 90 minute episodes. The match clearly sticks out as the weakest segment on the show, but I think that’s partly due to the overall strength of the card. Christian Price carried the first quarter well. The Dirty White Boys did a lot better than expected (I underestimated the teamwork of the Soldiers). I don’t expect every week to be so good across the board. Frankly, I want there to be half an hour of trash every week. Rising stars and such.

 

Huge boost to the TV Puerto Rico ratings. Might run a PPV there one day. Likely in 2015, if growth continues. They might enjoy the weaponry antics on Luck of the Draw.

 

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The announced matches for next week’s card. Furious at the quality of the CGC Champions, the Brotherhood of St.01 have challenged them to an 8-man Elimination match.

 

Elimination Match: Brotherhood of St.01 vs Jack DeColt, Stevie Grayson & Dirty White Boys

Bold Gendarmes vs Rapscallions

An Elite Member vs Christian Price

 

Show will be up next Monday.

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