CGC: On With The Show [8RoW]

Self · February 2, 2015

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Sunday Week 2 DeCember

George DeColt Arena, British Columbia

9,000 in attendance - SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “Last week Jack DeColt and Almighty Zeus took a terrible fall into the crowd. They’re not here tonight, but both say that they will compete in the Chamber of Horrors match this Friday. What sort of condition they’ll be in remains to be seen. Tonight, we turn our attentions to the all-important final match of the Random Partners Tag Team Tournament.”

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IN-RING

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JENNY PLAYMATE is in the ring with the four remaining combatants in the Tag Team Tournament. EDD STONE is so totally psyched, while BOBBY THOMAS looks at the competition with unease. NATE JOHNSON does his best to get as many of the sponsorship logos on his Elite tracksuit on camera as possible, while RICKY DECOLT’s just happy to be there.

JENNY PLAYMATE

Hey there party people. There’s just one more match to go in the Random

Partners Tournament. Not only will tonight’s winning team get a tag team

title shot against the Dirty White Boys this Friday at ‘Chamber of Horrors’,

but whichever man scores the pinfall or submission will win Booking Power

over The Elite. First thing’s first, we need to know what the match is going

to be. Who will be paired with who? Let’s hit the button on the Random

Partner Machine!

Beep bloop beep. The Random Partner Machine gets to work shuffling and reshuffling the four combatants until it randomly settles on the following combination…

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Edd Stone falls to his knees and screams to the heavens, distraught not to be partnered with his friend. Bobby Thomas and Nate Johnson glare at each other. Ricky DeColt actually looks pleased.

JENNY PLAYMATE

There you have it, folks. Tonight’s main event! Who will go on to fight

the Dirty White Boys this Friday? And who will win Booking Power

over The Elite? Stay tuned.

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ART REED VS FORD GUMBLE

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Davis Ditterich “Gumble was impressive in the Random Partners Tournament, until he came up against The Specialists in the last round. They may hate each other, but they could be a deadly team in our main event.”

Ford lights the Brotherhood member up with rootin’ tootin’ jabs, but Art plays possum to avoid the Fistful of Dynamite and assaults the hand with an artistic barrage of stomps. Not as quick as he used to be, Art is surprised by the Fastest Kick in the West! Bronco Buster! Cattle Drive (Headlock Driver)! 1... 2... 3!

FORD GUMBLE WINS (5:38)

Davis Ditterich “Ford Gumble with another win. The Cowboy remains undefeated in singles competition.”

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BACKSTAGE

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BOBBY THOMAS

You don’t like me, and I don’t like you. but if you shut up and follow my

lead, we can win tonight.

NATE JOHNSON

Your lead? Face it, Bobby, without me you’re nothing. You should be on

your knees thanking me for being there to help you win something for

a change. You follow MY lead. You do things MY way. You understand

that when this thing’s over, it’s MY booking control over The Elite.

BOBBY THOMAS

Not a chance. The time of The Elite is over. This booking control is the

final nail in your coffin, and nothing will make me happier than to be

the one swinging the hammer.

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BACKSTAGE

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ART REED ices his neck, looking down on EDD STONE, who is curled up in the fetal position.

EDD STONE

I don’t know what to do. I hate Nate Johnson with every fibre of my

being, but Bobby is my best friend. Maybe I should just let them win.

ART REED

Don’t you dare. Bobby Thomas is not your friend tonight. If it wasn’t for

him, you would be World Champion. You deserve this! Not Nate. Not

Bobby. You.

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RICKY DECOLT

I know you’re bummed out about not being paired with your buddy, but

I’m glad we’ll be teaming up again. You’re the first person I’ve met who

hasn’t lied to me or make me dress like them. We kicked ass together

last time, and I know that together we can win this tournament and

become tag team champions.

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CONVICT 24601 VS SKIP BEAU

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Davis Ditterich “Missy’s convicted felon is undefeated thus far in Canadian Golden Combat, but can he handle The Flow?”

Skip hits play on his mp3 player and feels The Flow. Level 1! He shimmies and shakes and strikes out with jabs. Level 2! Can’t touch him! Skip’s smooth moves evade attacks with ease. Level 3! He swivels his hips… but the butt smashes don’t even wobble the convicted felon. Brain Chop! 1. 2. 3.

CONVICT 24601 WINS (2:10)

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COMMUNAL LOCKER ROOM

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RICKY DECOLT is trying to read a copy of “Best Tag Teams in CGC History”, specifically the chapter about The Specialists, but is finding it difficult to concentrate thanks to ALEX DECOLT.

ALEX DECOLT

... and that was the eleventh time The Elite tried to destroy us. Now, on

to 2008...

RICKY DECOLT

Okay, enough already. I get it. The Elite are jerks.

ALEX DECOLT

They’re more than jerks, Ricky. They’re cockroaches, infesting every

corner of CGC since Adrian Garcia scuttled in. Finally we’ve found

an atomic bomb capable of destroying them. How long do you think

they’ll stick around when a DeColt has booking power over them?

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

RICKY DECOLT

If you say so. Me and Edd will do our best to-

ALEX DECOLT

No. You can’t trust Edd Stone. If you had your memories you’d know

that he could turn on you at any moment. Then he’d take that power

and use it for himself. Or worse, he’d hand it to Bobby Thomas. You

have to win this. You have to get power over the Elite. It has to be

you, Ricky.

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IN-RING

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TRENT SHAFFER emerges from the shadows, microphone in hand.

TRENT SHAFFER

I learned many new skills in the mountains of Japan, including the art of

deception and subterfuge. Last week, I used a single bouquet of flowers,

to make Jack DeColt and Almighty Zeus the walking wounded. Now they

will be picked off with ease in the Chamber of Horrors. Who does that

leave to challenge me? Only Alex DeColt. A man whose greatest weapon

is his intelligence. A man who I played for a fool last week. He bought

into my deception as much as anyone, and if I can outsmart him once,

I can do it again.

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ALEX DECOLT

I’m going to give you some credit, Trent. That was a good plan you had

last week. You took out Jack, you took out Zeus, and maybe you did

outsmart me… Or maybe I saw through your plan the very second I

saw those flowers. Maybe I saw that the ‘amaranth’ flower was really

just a cheap, local lookalike. Maybe I saw that the left-handed writing

was written too carefully, as though done by a right-hander that was

reeeeally concentrating. Maybe I knew that the only person dumb

enough to use Marie to go after Jack is you, Trent.

TRENT SHAFFER

You’re lying. You would have told Jack.

ALEX DECOLT

Would I? I want the CGC World Title too, Trent. Brother or not, Jack

DeColt will be my enemy this Friday. With him and Zeus out of the way,

it comes down to me and you, Trent, and that’s a fight I know I can win.

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Suddenly, BENNY BENSON slides into the ring and nails Alex with a SUPER KICK! He tries to do the same to Trent, but the Ninjutsu Expert throws a Smoke Bomb and vanishes..

BENNY BENSON VS ALEX DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich “Alex and Trent would be wise not to ignore Benny Benson in this Friday’s title match. He won Survival of the Fittest, and with Jack and Zeus hurt, he could be a dark horse in the Chamber of Horrors.”

Benson continues his assault with a barrage of stomps and Alex tries to puzzle out the method to his madness. He’s not having much luck. The only time Benson pauses is to cackle like a madman... Wait. That’s it!

“I wondered why that foot was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”

Benson laughs his head off at the lame pun, allowing Alex to unleash precision strikes, targeting pressure points for maximum stopping power. Every time Benson tries stopping him, Alex gets him chuckling with another pun... until he tells a periodic table joke that goes over the Brotherhood member’s head. SUPER KICK! 1... 2... Alex kicks out, but Benson quickly hops up to the top rope.

“Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.”

Benson laughter gives Alex enough time to get up. Tower Collapse Superplex! DeColt Driver (Straightjacket Drop)! 1... 2... 3.

ALEX DECOLT WINS (7:53)

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NATE JOHNSON is finishing lacing up his boots, as ADRIAN GARCIA, EDDIE CHANDLER and DAN DALAY crowd around him.

ADRIAN GARCIA

We have lived under the threat of that damned booking power for too

long. Tonight that ends. Tonight, we take that power for ourselves. We

can lock up every title. We can run our enemies out of town. We can

be unstoppable... So long as you’re the one who gets the pin tonight,

Nate. I know you hate Bobby Thomas, but you just have to suck it up

and get along with him one more time. We made you rich. We made

you CGC World Champion. Now we need you.

EDDIE CHANDLER

Ze Stone. Ze Thomas. Ze Reeecky. Zey will use zis power to destroy us.

DAN DALAY

So don’t screw this up.

NATE JOHNSON

Don’t try to intimidate me. I’m the only one of us who survived this far.

So maybe you should show me the respect I deserve, because when

I win, I’ll be the one making the matches.

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TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP LOCKER ROOM

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Wrestlers and backstage staff have packed into the Dirty White Boys locker room to watch the main event on their complimentary widescreen TV. The Rapscallions; DRAKE and CHUCKY, marvel at all of the amenities available to the tag team champions. SCOUNDREL asks FORD GUMBLE to pass him a beer... and uses the distraction to steal his chair.

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JENNY PLAYMATE interviews the hosts of this shindig, the Dirty White Boys; LEAD BELLY and GREASE HOGG.

JENNY PLAYMATE

We’re moments away from the final match in the Random Partners Tag

Tournament. You guys started this. Any predictions on who’s gonna win?

LEAD BELLY

Amnesia or not, Ricky’s a DeColt. He’s been kicking Thomas and Johnson’s

asses for year. Plus, he’s the bigger guy in there. Size matters. I’m going with

him and Edd.

GREASE HOGG

They’ve only teamed up once before though. I’ve been in the ring with

the Specialists. Their teamwork is at a level I’ve never seen before.

My money’s on them.

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RANDOM PARTNERS TAG TOURNAMENT

THE FINAL

Nate Johnson & Bobby Thomas

THE SPECIALISTS

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ROCK & RULE EXPRESS

Ricky DeColt & Edd Stone

Davis Ditterich “Who will face the Dirty White Boys at Tag Team Titles? Who will win the Booking Control?”

Edd’s Stone Instincts allow him to dominate Nate on the mat, but he refuses to fight Bobby. Ricky tries to replicate his partner’s mat-based success, but is no match for St.01 training. The Specialists isolate him, flawlessly executing double back suplexes and dropping perfectly synchronized elbows. It’s surprisingly harmonious, until Johnson gets scared that his partner’s going to get the pin. He stops tagging out, taking the fight further and further from Bobby’s reach, and allowing Ricky the chance to make the tag!

Edd attacks Nate with wacky kicks and flippy-do’s, half of which he seems to make up in mid air, but again hesitates when confronted by Bobby. Specialist Touch (Single Arm DDT)! 1... 2... Johnson of all people breaks it up and goes for his own cover. 1... 2... Thomas pulls him off. The Specialists argue, allowing their opponents time to recover. SUPER KICK! SUPER KICK! SUPER KI- No. Ducked. SUPER KICK! SUPER KICK! Kick to Knee. SUPER KI-SUPER KICK!!! Edd accidentally SUPER KICKS to his own partner! Special Delivery (Stereo Super Kick)! 1... 2... Ricky somehow makes the save.

The amnesiac DeColt attacks the Specialists with wacky kicks, but it’s two on one. Special Delivery! Johnson throws his partner out of the ring and covers. 1... 2... Edd crushes him with a Shooting Star Press! Before the young Stone can take advantage, Thomas gets back into the ring and rolls him up, pulling the tights! 1... 2... Johnson notices a split second too late... 3!

THE SPECIALISTS WIN (20:19)

BOBBY THOMAS WINS BOOKING POWER OVER THE ELITE

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Self · February 2, 2015

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<table width="60%"><tr><td width="70%" align="left" valign="top">The Random Draw

ART REED VS FORD GUMBLE

Bobby & Nate argue

Edd's motivation

CONVICT 24601 VS SKIP BEAU

Alex gives Ricky a pep talk

Trent & Alex Argue, Benson attacks

BENNY BENSON VS ALEX DECOLT

The Elite give Nate a pep talk

Jenny interviews the DWB

THE SPECIALISTS VS ROCK & RULE</td><td width="15%" align="left" valign="top">

D

D-

C

B</td><td width="15%" align="left" valign="top">B-

C+

C-

B

B+

B-

C

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FINAL RATING: B

Maple Leaf Sports Rating: 1.71 (down from 1.73)

TV Puerto Rico Rating: 0.10 (same as last week)

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See, funnily enough, I reckon that NOTBPW would actually be better for a 'casual' fan to follow than CGC. If we define 'casual' as somebody who only tunes in once in a while without doing much research, then over there we have simple gimmicks and exciting matches that are based on uncomplicated feuds that can be summed up in a single sentence. Over here, we have rivalries going back years, plots that evolve with every episode, changing gimmicks and alliances, and a product that encourages you to come back week after week to see what comes next. CGC rewards dedication.

I agree with all of that. My style of writing is very serialized, and no matter how much I love self-contained monster-of-the-week episodes (as I would describe last week’s) I can see how it might be difficult for people to know what was going on if they channel hopped to it. I’ll bring up Buffy the Vampire Slayer again, as it was a program that began with a lot of self-contained episodes starring a fairly simple cast of characters, and slowly became more serialized, with histories and intertwining plots.

While I agree with that, I was actually using a different (perhaps incorrect) definition of a “casual fan”. If a Hardcore Fan is someone who LOVES wrestling, who goes on message boards, seeks out as much as they can, subscribes to networks, and plays booking simulators... then the opposite of that is someone who could take or leave wrestling. They don’t know about the intricacies of the artform, they don’t know a headlock from a cravate, but they’re willing to spend an hour or two a week watching a show that entertains them, and they might buy a ticket when the show comes to their town. You know, if they don’t have other plans. There are WAY more of those fans in the world than there are hardcore fans. Compare PPV buys to RAW viewers. Or network subscriptions to RAW viewers. That’s the market for CGC.

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The card for Chamber of Horrors

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

Greylocke · February 2, 2015

The Alex vs Benny match was a great story on paper.....but I find it rather jarring when presented in a wrestling TV show. The thing I love about your diaries is that your writing makes it really easy for me to actually visualize the shows on my TV screen, imagining that I'm actually watching them instead of just reading about them. In this case, it's rather hard for me to do this....unless I'm supposed to believe that Alex wrestled the whole match with a stage microphone attached to him so I can hear all his jokes mid-match.

Bobby Thomas winning the booking powers.....quite frankly any of them winning can lead to interesting developments, but I have to say he was the one I was least looking forward to out of the 4. Hopefully, it'll turn out way more awesome than I expect.

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer © I kind of really want to root for Benny here simply because of how much he's been overlooked by all his opponents (Trent and Alex don't even seem to remember he's in the match), but the ninja masters reign hasn't gone long enough.

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys This whole random tournament thing supposedly came about because the DWB are running out of challengers....so I guess it's time for a change?

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn Still think he's gonna end up the unifier.

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel Die Deeley Die!

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

Regis · February 2, 2015

I love Benny's jokes.

Also, a Brotherhood vs. Elite feud? Interesting - I look forward to seeing how you pull off Heel vs. Heel.

Kitarzu · February 2, 2015

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

Derek B · February 2, 2015

I'm still heartbroken about the loss of Christian Price, but this is still all kinds of awesome even without him. It's always the little things that make me smile... like Scoundrel stealing the chair. I'm loving Trent as champion too, I didn't think he was ever going to get the title reign he more then deserves. Anywho, on with the predictions.

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

smwilliams · February 2, 2015

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

Uncrewed · February 2, 2015

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

Beeker · February 3, 2015

I'm a little surprised at the grade Benson and Alex earned, and watching Ricky try to keep up with Edd would be a lot of fun to watch.

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

- The Sparkling Dark Knight Ninja finds a way to keep his title. I want him to get a decent run and those new colour logos don't create themselves! The ninja finds a way to to retain.

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

- DWB have had a long run with the titles, it seems, and can lose it to the Anti-Specialists and their feud while trying to hold the gold should be fun.

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

- Simply a case of me preferring Priest's character over Dunn. Not sure which one is more over, but Dunn will always be around as a DeColt trainee.

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

- A man who steals a chair for fun will overcome the automaton. Deeley will not have the programming to deal with that dastardly Scoundrel.

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

- Thrill Seeker seeks a Brain Chop!

TakerNGN74 · February 3, 2015

Chamber of Horrors for CGC World Title: Alex DeColt vs Jack DeColt vs Almighty Zeus vs Benny Benson vs Trent Shaffer ©

CGC Tag Team Title Match: Bobby Thomas & Nate Johnson vs The Dirty White Boys

Reluctant tag team partners is always interesting but reluctant tag team champions carries even more of an intrigue.

Canadian Fragment Match: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Falls Count Anywhere: Sean Deeley vs Scoundrel

Convict 24601 vs Thrill Seeker

Thrill Seeker might die in this match and I would be okay with that.

Self · February 7, 2015

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Friday Week 3 DeCember

Drummondville Arena, Quebec

29,295 in attendance

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Davis Ditterich “Welcome to Chamber of Horrors! Tonight, four men will find themselves locked in an imposing steel structure with the CGC World Champion Trent Shaffer, but can any of the take the belt from the Ninjutsu Expert in this chaotic match?”

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CANADIAN FRAGMENT MATCH

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WESLEY PRIEST VS DONTE DUNN

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Davis Ditterich “Wesley received the Delta Fragment as a gift from Almighty Zeus, who defeated Donte three weeks ago.”

Donte rocks him with forearms, until Wesley pulls the hair and tries to put the fear of Zeus in the Barbadian Barbarian with his own attempts at cruel strikes and powerful slams. Donte blocks a Spinebuster and gives him a taste of his own medicine with some powerful slams. He hoists him up for an Airplane Spin, but Wesley prays for salvation, and on the seventh rotation- BOOM! A lightning bolt hits the turnbuckle! Donte’s distracted! Priest rolls him up, pulling the tights for the 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">WESLEY PRIEST WINS THE ALPHA FRAGMENT (10:22)

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IN RING

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Black trunks. Black boots. Black hearts. The Brotherhood of St.01 are in the ring, and BOBBY THOMAS is thrilled. Beta Fragment of the Canadian Title in one hand, and a microphone in another, he’s flanked by a stern ART REED, a cackling BENNY BENSON, and EDD STONE, who is sneaking pictures of of attractive women in the crowd with his phone.

<div style="text-align:center;">BOBBY THOMAS

Five years ago The Elite didn’t want anything to do with me. They didn’t

think I was ‘marketable’. They didn’t think I could be on cereal boxes or

sell over-priced sports drinks. They picked Nate Johnson over me. Do

you think they’re regretting that decision now? Last Sunday, I not only

won the Random Partner Tag Team Tournament, but I also won Booking

Power over their little group, and tonight I intend to use it.

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Here come The Elite, looking resplendent in their matching tracksuits covered in sponsorship logos. Panic in his eyes, ADRIAN GARCIA is desperately trying to appear friendly. NATE JOHNSON is openly worried, while EDDIE CHANDLER and DAN DALAY are clearly furious. At Nate. At Bobby. At everything.

<div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA

Bobby Thomas. How are you? You look great. Before we talk about

this silly ‘booking power’ nonsense, I wanted to congratulate you on

your amazing victory last Sunday. Like I’ve always said, you and Nate

Johnson make an incredible team. I’m sure you’re going to destroy

those degenerate Dirty White Boys tonight... and I hope you’ll do so

under The Elite’s banner. That’s right, Bobby, I want you in The Elite.

I’ve always wanted you in The Elite. It was my investors who turned

down your application all those years ago. Short sighted fools, that’s

what I called them. Bobby Thomas is money! So let’s make that

money together.</div>

Edd’s quick to laugh off the offer. No way would Bobby join them. Art’s not so confident.

<div style="text-align:center;">BOBBY THOMAS

You know something. That sounds like a plan. There’s just one thing I

need you to do first. I need you to beg.

ADRIAN GARCIA

Wha- What?

BOBBY THOMAS

You heard me. If you want me to join your pathetic little club and not

use my new power to completely destroy you, I want you to get on your

knees and beg me. And I don’t just mean you, Garcia. All four of you.</div>

Adrian Garcia instantly drops to his knees to beg, motioning to the other three to join him. Hatred in his eyes, Nate Johnson looks like he might...

<div style="text-align:center;">EDDIE CHANDLER

Non. I will not do zis. Ze Eddie Chandler and ze Dan DaLay bow to no

one, especially pathetic little worms like you. We are legends of ze CGC.

Ze Brotherhood are ze past, ze present, and ze future of failure! I don’t

care what power you think you have, Bobby Thomas, we will not

bow to you!

BOBBY THOMAS

I’m so happy to hear you say that, because now I get to make a match

I’ve been thinking about all day.

Dan DaLay & Eddie Chandler

THE ELITE

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ROCK & RULE EXPRESS

Ricky DeColt & Edd Stone</div>

Davis Ditterich “Ricky has hated Edd Stone for years, but thanks to his amnesia they made a pretty good team in the Random Partners Tournament. Bobby may have hit a home run with the first use of his Booking Power. The Elite aren’t even in their ring gear!”

Stone and DeColt take advantage of The Elite’s lack of ring gear. DaLay’s jeans make him even less mobile than usual, and Chandler’s lack of knee-pads leave him susceptible to Stone’s barrage of stomps. Unable to remember his own moves, Ricky copies his partner, but none of it comes naturally and he eats a Big Boot. The Elite beat down the amnesiac, but while Ricky has no idea how to combat DaLay’s bullying tactics, he’s familiar with Chandler’s humping, and escapes to make the tag! Edd makes it up as he goes along with wacky kicks and flippy-do’s. DaLay tries to powerbomb him, but Edd counters into Party’s Over (Sit Out Faceplant)! Chandler tries to sneak up on Edd, but Ricky stops him with his own Party’s Over! They climb up top. Stereo Shooting Star Presses! 1... 2... 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">RICKY DECOLT & EDD STONE WIN (12:58)

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ALMIGHTY ZEUS, ribs heavily taped, basks in the praise of WESLEY PRIEST, who bows at His feet, clutching two Fragments of the CGC Canadian Title.

<div style="text-align:center;">ALMIGHTY ZEUS

Do you now see what lies in store for my followers? I can be a God

of great kindness and generosity, or I can be a bringer of fury. The

puny DeColts are blind to my glory, but they are not all who dwell

in the Chamber of Horrors.

WESLEY PRIEST

Trent Shaffer. Benny Benson. You must do as I do and prostrate

yourselves at the feet of the God of Gods. You must forget your

foolish dreams of World Title glory and give yourselves over to a

higher power. Two weeks ago Zeus suffered a fall that would have

crippled most men... but Zeus is no man. He cannot be wounded.

He cannot be stopped. You will fight beside him tonight, or he shall

smite you along with the DeColts in the Chamber of Horrors.

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IN-RING

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MISSY MASTERSON and HOTSTUFF MARIE are in the ring with their client; CONVICT 24601, who is surrounded by nervous Prison Guards.

<div style="text-align:center;">MISSY MASTERSON

No one has been able to stop my... I mean... ‘Our’ new client. Four matches.

Four victories. No one has even taken him off of his feet. But let’s face it,

so far he’s only been fighting rookies, and if Jack DeColt pays attention to

his students the same way he pays attention to his marriage, he probably

didn’t train them very well. So tonight we’re testing our giant against a real

challenger, a former tag team champion, Thrill Seeker. In the spirit of

competition...</div>

Marie nods.

<div style="text-align:center;">MISSY MASTERSON

... and because Thrill Seeker refused to let me manage him a few months

ago and deserves to be destroyed.</div>

Wait. What? Marie doesn’t agree with that part one bit.

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Davis Ditterich “Missy wanted someone to “crush her enemies”. She may have found the right man in this convicted felon she and Marie has on work release.”

Seeker bounces off the ropes at impossible angles, staying one step ahead of the convicted felon, but when he goes for a head scissors, he’s caught and dropped from over 7 feet in the air with an earth-shattering body slam! Another! And another! Seeker desperately avoids the Brain Chop, and actually staggers 24601 with a springboard forearm to the nose, but when he goes for another he’s swatted out of the air with the Brain Chop! 1. 2. 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">CONVICT 24601 WINS (4:10)</div>

The Prison Guards nervously approach 24601 with handcuffs and shackles, but the Convict isn’t feeling cooperative this time. Furious about the shot to the nose, he attacks the injured Seeker. Prison Guards try to stop him, but are easily batted aside as the 7’1 giant lifts Seeker into the air and hurls him out of the ring, onto a pile of CGC Security. Missy Masterson flees in terror as her client lumbers out of the ring to follow up the assault.

Hotstuff Marie stands over Seeker’s broken body and refuses to move aside. Convict 24601 is furious... but amused by the tiny woman’s guts and backs down, allowing the Prison Guards to put him in handcuffs once again.

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Jack, two weeks ago you suffered a terrible fall into the crowd that injured

not only the Almighty Zeus’ back, but your arm. I can see it’s heavily

taped up. Will that hurt your chances in tonight’s Chamber match?

JACK DECOLT

My right arm may not be 100%, but luckily I’ve got a spare. It’s time for

lefty to come off the bench and do some damage. If it’s good enough

for 10% of the people on this planet, it’s good enough for me. This

injury isn’t going to slow me down one second. Trent Shaffer’s going

to get exactly what he deserves, and that’s a Punch! To! The! Face! If

Almighty Zeus gets in my way, trying to convert me to join the Church

Of The Weirdly Tanned, I’ll Punch! Him! In! The! Face! too. And if

Benny Benson wants to do calisthenics at me, or do a hyena impression

like a Batman-villain-ripoff, guess what. That’s right. I’ll Punch Him!

In! The! Face! and that’s a DeColt Guarantee.

JENNY PLAYMATE

And what about Alex?

JACK DECOLT

... Brother or not. If he gets in my way tonight, I’ll take him out just

like the rest.

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NO DISQUALIFICATION, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH

SEAN DEELEY VS SCOUNDREL

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Davis Ditterich “I don’t know if Scoundrel is just doing this to get revenge for Deeley breaking Faith’s arm, or whether he just plain doesn’t like The Shooter.”

Scoundrel unloads with haymakers until Deeley pounces with a brutal takedown. The fight spills out of the ring, where Scoundrel takes advantage of the nonexistent rules, using chairs and guardrails to his advantage. Deeley’s no slouch either, latching onto the leg and twisting it at unholy angles... but every time he goes for a submission, Scoundrel uses weapons, the environment, and even the fans to escape. Haymakers! Back Suplex! Swinging Neckbreaker! Scoundrel’s on a roll, but Deeley shoves him down a flight of stairs, wraps his injured leg around a guardrail in a Figure Four, and wrenches with all his might. Scoundrel passes out.

<div style="text-align:center;">SEAN DEELEY WINS (14:47)

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TRENT SHAFFER

Do you realise what I went through to win the heart of my beloved CGC

World Title? The skills I acquired in the mountains of Japan, you can’t

learn them from books. They need to be burned into your very soul. I

was broken apart, piece by piece, and put back together into something

worthy of being Champion. What makes you think a man willing to go

through all that, would be willing to sit idly by while four unworthy men

try to steal his one true love? I did everything to win her, I’ll do everything

to defend her. Jack DeColt has an injured arm. I did that. Almighty Zeus

has an injured back. I did that. Alex DeColt has been outsmarted and

assaulted. I did that. If you think locking me inside a steel chamber is

going to make me weak, you’ve vastly underestimated just what I’m

capable of.

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This Sunday, SANTA CLAUS returns to Canadian Golden Combat, and there’s only one thing on his Christmas List; Revenge.

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CGC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

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Nate Johnson & Bobby Thomas

THE SPECIALISTS

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DIRTY WHITE BOYS

Grease Hogg & Lead Belly</div>

Davis Ditterich “The Dirty White Boys held the Random Partners Tournament to find a new team to challenge them. Instead they found an old one.”

The Dirty White Boys dominate with drunken thuggery until The Specialist’s extraordinary connection allows them to isolate Hogg with a seemingly-telepathic bait & switch. Johnson and Thomas flawlessly execute double back suplexes and drop perfectly synchronized elbows. It’s total harmony, until Johnson starts showboating, and Thomas beings threatening him with his ‘Elite Booking Power’. Hogg takes advantage of the disharmony makes the tag!

Lead bounces the Specialists about with Belly Butts, and launches them high into the air with back body drops, but runs into Natural Order (Leg Lariat) after another bait & switch. Hogg attacks with hammer blows and socket wrenches, but Thomas intercepts Hoggs Can Fly (2nd Rope Splash) and hits Specialist Touch (Single Arm DDT) off the ropes! Lead hoists Thomas up for the RPM Bomb, but Johnson saves him with a SUPER KICK! Special Delivery (Stereo Super Kicks)! Hogg goes for Grease Spot (High Knee) but Thomas shoves his partner to safety. Special Delivery! 1... 2... 3.

<div style="text-align:center;">NEW CHAMPIONS: THE SPECIALISTS (17:44)</div>

Davis Ditterich “New Champions! The Dirty White Boy’s reign is over. Bobby Thomas and Nate Johnson may not like each other, but hot damn do they work well together.”

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JENNY PLAYMATE

Alex, I talked to Jack earlier, and he said that if you “get in his way”

tonight, he’ll “take you out”. Any response?

ALEX DECOLT

Jack talks a big game, but he’s coming into this with three big weaknesses.

Weakness One; an injured arm. That’s his most deadly weapon right there,

neutralized. Weakness Two; an inability to differentiate personal from

professional. We saw it before. Even when Ricky was a mindless zombie,

it tore Jack up to attack his brother. You think he can bring himself to hurt

me? Weakness three; tunnel vision. Jack’s never won in the Chamber of

Horrors, because his brain is only capable of focussing on one thing at

a time. That’s fine in Last Man Standing, where you can just windmill your

arms and hope for the best, but that won’t cut it tonight. The Chamber

requires strategy, planning, forethought. Not Jack’s strengths. Anyone

can see that if anyone can bring the CGC World Title back to the DeColt

Family, it’s me. Jack’s worried about me getting in his way? He should

be getting out of mine.

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CHAMBER OF HORRORS MATCH FOR

CGC WORLD TITLE

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ALEX DECOLT VS JACK DECOLT VS ALMIGHTY ZEUS VS BENNY BENSON VS TRENT SHAFFER

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Davis Ditterich “The five competitors have been locked inside the Chamber. No rules. Anything goes. First fall wins the title!”

Alex immediately goes for Zeus, while Trent pairs off with Jack. Right hands. Sharp elbows. Cruel strikes. Precision counter-punches. The two injured combatants suffer the worst of it. Lungblower to Jack! Powerslam to Zeus! Completely ignored by the other combatants thus far, Benny Benson attacks everyone with barrages of stomps. Trent throws a SMOKE BOMB but can’t escape the Chamber, no matter where he climbs. Benson clambers up to get him. As does Alex. The three battle, hanging off the Chamber walls, while a smirking Zeus summons a- No! Jack goes berserk on the God of Gods with right hands and shoulder tackles and Punches! Him! In! The! Face! Alex rips Benson and Trent off the side of the Chamber with a double Tower Collapse Superplex, and suddenly the DeColts are the only ones left standing.

Jack demands Alex back off, but he refuses. Jack throws the first punch, but Alex blocks in and unleashes precision strikes to the injured arm. He’s slow to follow up though, and eats a big left from the Wild Man! The DeColt brothers trade hands until Trent emerges from the shadows, wipes Alex out with a crossbody, and locks Jack in the Ninjutsu Embrace. Jack is fading… fading… SUPER KICK to Trent! Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) to Benson! Twisting Spinebuster to Jack! Alex and Zeus wipe each other out with clotheslines!

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Ninjas rappel down from the rafters, armed with bolt-cutters, trying to break into the Chamber. Alex, Benson & Zeus start knocking them off the sides, but it’s a trick! They reach through the chain-links and keep hold of the challengers, leaving Trent alone with the injured Jack. Heart Burn (Double Stomp)! 1... 2... Jack barely kicks out. Trent goes up again and- BOOM! Zeus summons a lightning bolt to electrify the chamber! Alex, Benson and all of the ninjas are electrocuted, but not Zeus. He grabs the terrified Trent Shaffer around the throat and forces him backwards towards the turnbuckle. Trent escapes with a ONE-INCH-PUNCH but his Lungblower is caught, and Zeus uses Godly strength to hurl him into the air and catch him with a Thunder Bolt (Sit Out Bomb)! 1... 2... Trent kicks out, but is immediately put in the Olympian Clutch! Trent refuses to tap, but slowly sinks into unconscio- Jack puts Zeus in the Iron Claw and rams him into his own electrified wall!

Trent tries to run, but Jack gets him in the Iron Claw too... and gets hit in the face with a pair of bolt cutters! Jack’s out cold! 1... 2... Alex makes the save. He throws Trent onto Benson, and... covers his brother. 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">NEW CHAMPION: ALEX DECOLT (23:42)</div>

Davis Ditterich “New Champion! New Champion! Oh my word, Alex just pinned his own brother to become the new CGC World Champion!”

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Self · February 7, 2015

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<table width="60%"><tr><td width="70%" align="left" valign="top">WESLEY PRIEST VS DONTE DUNN

Brotherhood & Elite argue

ELITE VS ROCK & RULE EXPRESS

Almighty Zeus & Priest promo

Missy Masterson promo

CONVICT VS THRILL SEEKER

Marie stops Convict from attacking Seeker

Playmate interviews Jack DeColt

SEAN DEELEY VS SCOUNDREL

Trent Shaffer promo

SPECIALISTS VS DIRTY WHITE BOYS

Alex DeColt promo

CHAMBER OF HORRORS</td><td width="15%" align="left" valign="top">C

B

D-

C+

B

B-</td><td width="15%" align="left" valign="top">

B-

C

C+

C-

B

B+

A

</tr></table>

FINAL RATING: B

PPV Buy Rate 0.70

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I’ll be taking a break when I hit 2015. I’m kinda burned out, and I think some time without the constant deadlines will help me execute my upcoming plans. Got some stories I’m really excited by. I want to be able to make sure I do them justice. So I’ve got 2 more episodes to finish up 2014, then maybe a month off. I’m toying with the idea of going back to 60 minute shows too, just to make the workload lighter in periods where I’m not quite so into writing.

Rating-wise, the Chamber is always disappointing. Last year it was a C+. This year, even with a DeColt presence, it was below what I want for a PPV main event. Specialists/DWB marginally beat Elite/Rock & Rule for match of the night. Deeley/Scoundrel disappointed me, as did the Convict match. Thought Seeker would be able to get more out of him.

This Sunday (well, it could be more of a Tuesday/Wednesday) Santa Claus returns to CGC in the annual Christmas special. No matches have been announced yet, so I hope you’ll instead take the time to answer <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/GMQPWQK" rel="external nofollow">THIS END OF YEAR SURVEY</a> which will help me write the Awards Show, and generally give me feedback and a direction where to go in the next chapter.

Also, a few other questions, that I would have included in the survey, but SurveyMonkey only let you do 10 for free...

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?

Beeker · February 7, 2015

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood? - The Elite have had a good, lengthy run as the primary thorn in the side of the DeColt's company, The Brotherhood offer a new challenge and a new set of rivalries. Plus Rock n' Ruuuuule. Rock n' Ruuuuuuule.

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo? - Ninja Shaffer deserved a longer reign. The upshot is the simmering Alex/Jack tensions. Alex... a DeColt Alone?

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas? - Skip Beau, Beats by Dre headphones. Skip wrestling in oversized headphones would make for a great visual.

Kitarzu · February 7, 2015

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

The Brotherhood

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

Yay, all the way. Alex will have tensions with Jack, but he will have more trouble caused by Shaffer, Zeus, Deeley and someone else forgotten...

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?

An invitation for a top brazilian jiu jitsu dojo for Sean Deeley, a new orange punching bag for Jack DeColt, all coal black, no logos attires for all Elite members, all white attires for the Brotherhood, a set of different invisible grenades for Drake, a trip to Switzerland for visiting the CERN for Alex DeColt, a pair of stetson for Ford Gumble and a mountain for Almighty Zeus.

Qwertykid · February 7, 2015

A DeColt champion again?! But Shaffer only had one month of glory? I'm so angry right now! It's almost as if I'm watching a promotion centered around one family....

Oh yea...

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

As much as I enjoy the groveling of Adrian Garcia, The Elite haven't done much in this iteration of CGC. Johnson was the only one who had his character really fleshed out and the reason for that was because he was forcibly removed from the Elite for most of the year. Chandler is an accent and a played out sterotype and DaLay is just a generic big guy. On the other hand, the Brotherhood have evolved into one of my favorite groups possibly ever, given the sheer personality each member has.

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

While I am excited for the family issues that will arise from this title victory, I want more Ninja Shaffer! Daniel Bryan got screwed again! #OneInchMovement

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?

I'd buy CGC some common sense. Because Shaffer was robbed!

1PWfan · February 7, 2015

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

The Brotherhood are great heels, but outside of Edd Stone I'm not that interested in any of them. The Elite have CGC pedigree, and I'd go for them anytime.

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

I liked Trent as a champion, but this! is! DeColt Country!

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?

I think I'd buy Jack a customised punching bag- I figure he goes through a lot of them.

Uncrewed · February 7, 2015

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?- Trent Shaffer a replica title belt HE DESERVES A BELT!

Kitarzu · February 7, 2015

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?- Trent Shaffer a replica title belt HE DESERVES A BELT!

Only if it's a spinning shuriken belt.

White Dolphin · February 7, 2015

Brotherhood, Meh, and I'd buy the Rapscallions a push for Christmas.

sheepy · February 8, 2015

Who would I rather cheer?

brotherhood all day long (minus Bobby Thomas who has been a great heel figure). Edd stone is just way too interesting while Elite are the old and one dimensional heels in a roster full of colourful and multi dimensional characters (though in some ways that's also their strength).

Alex Decolt is the new champion - yay

The build while Shaffer was on his way to the top was great but once he won the title the ninja gimmick started to feel a bit old. Alex has been creating a lot of enemies - and has more varied opponents ahead of him.

What would I buy?

a talking parrot for Deeley - why cut promos when you've got a parrot to do the talking for you?

Greylocke · February 8, 2015

Holy sh*t, it's Christmas Special next week? One of my favourtie shows ever! I can't wait for the return of Santa!

And he wants revenge? That would mean the Elites, wouldn't it? I hope their new booker Bobby Thomas throws them to the wolves FOR SANTAAAAAAA!

Man, I still feel bad for Benny Benson. He was in the main event but none of his opponents even looked in his direction....and to add on to that it feels like he was the only one who didn't do anything of note in the match. Trent was the champion, Jack and Alex were the focal points of the result and their storyline the main foundation behind it, and Zeus had his standout moment when he electrocuted a bunch of ninjas off the cage. Benny was.....just there. It feels like you could have substituted Thrill Seeker or some other midcard higher-flyers in there and the match will still go down the same. That would have been ok if he hadn't been so overlooked in the build-up but as it is....poor Benny.

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood? I'd love a joint-but-dysfunctional stable under Bobby even more, though

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo? I guess I'm....ok with it. The Alex/Jack storyline has been taking over the spotlight of the show, I'm definitely interested in it, and it was only a matter of time before the World Title becomes involved, so I expected the title to go back to one of them eventually. I still think Trent could have kept the title a bit longer, but I'm not really upset like I was with Zeus losing last year. I do hope Trent still keeps his ninja army, though!

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas? A security force for Santa so that he won't get kidnapped this year and CGC doesn't have to worry about Christmas being cancelled!

TakerNGN74 · February 8, 2015

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

I'm a bit mixed on this as I felt that Trent Shaffer's reign was a bit short lived however given that Alex DeColt pinned Jack DeColt to win the title I think I can tell where this is headed and I'm pleased with that if it ends up being the way I've envisioned it.

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas? I'd buy The Almighty Zeus some explosives so he could blow stuff up.

Tiberious · February 8, 2015

Who would you rather cheer? The Elite or The Brotherhood?

I think both stables do a good job in their respective roles, but Elite seem to be more classic heels so I can't imagine them being faces or getting cheered by the crowd. Edd Stone is practically a face right now, especially now that he's been teaming with Rick. Benny Benson is a cackling madman, but he's entertaining and I could see him transitioning to a face. When it comes down to it Art Reed is basically just trying to help his friends with his strategy, and seems to genuinely want Edd to succeed. Bobby Thomas is a strong bitter heel, but on the last show he humiliated the elite which I imagine probably got him cheers from the crowd even if I don't see him turning face anytime soon.

Alex DeColt is the new Champion. Yay or Boo?

CGC is DeColt country so you can hardly expect the title to remain on a non-decolt for long. I also think you're doing a great job with the Alex-Jack sibling rivalry which wouldn't have worked as well without Alex having won the title.

What would you buy CGC (or one of its wrestlers) for Christmas?

I would buy Benny Benson a book of <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jokes-1001-funny-knock-knock-jokes-sham/1112999971?ean=2940014565066" rel="external nofollow">1001 Knock Knock Jokes</a>

Self · February 10, 2015

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Sunday Week 3 DeCember

George DeColt Arena, British Columbia

9,000 in attendance - SELL OUT

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Davis Ditterich “Merry Christmas CGC fans. Last Friday night Alex DeColt got an early Christmas present, winning the CGC World Title and ending Trent Shaffer’s reign after only one month. Joining me tonight for this holiday-themed episode are CGC’s newest management partnership, Missy Masterson and Hotstuff Marie. No Convict this week, ladies?”

Missy Masterson “Ugh. Apparently after 24601 ‘assaulted’ Thrill Seeker on Friday, CGC officials and Prison Management are ‘re-examining’ our work release agreement. It’s nonsense! We totally had him under control.”

Hotstuff Marie “...”

Missy Masterson “Well... we mostly had him under control.”

Davis Ditterich “Tonight, we’ve got the milk and cookies ready, because Santa Claus is coming to town!”

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IN-RING

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CGC World Title on his shoulder, ALEX DECOLT admires the gold & red banners that once again hang around the arena, and picks up a microphone.

ALEX DECOLT

Last year, those dastardly Elites tried to ruin Christmas by kidnapping

Santa Claus. This year, Jolly Old Saint Nick is here for revenge, and

he’s asked the DeColt Family for help. So thanks to a surprisingly eager

Bobby Thomas and his Booking Power, here’s what we’re gonna do.

Tonight you’re going to see three matches, Elites vs. DeColts, with the

winners advancing to our huge “Team Elite vs Team Santa” main event.

Each Elite that wins will join Adrian Garcia side. Each DeColt that wins

will join Santa Claus. Now the thing is-

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JACK DECOLT makes his way to the ring, and he is furious.

JACK DECOLT

You’re really going to stand there and talk about Santa Claus and a

bunch of over-complicated stipulations, and not even mention the fact

that you’re wearing my title? I told you that Trent Shaffer was mine!

That the CGC World Title was mine!

ALEX DECOLT

Trent had you beat, Jack. You were out cold in the middle of the ring.

What was I supposed to do? Let someone else pin you? Help you up?

It was the Chamber of Horrors. It was a fight, and I was the one left

standing.

JACK DECOLT

You got lucky, poindexter!

ALEX DECOLT

I had a better gameplan. I didn’t just charge in like a neandethal.

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Black pants. Black christmas jumper. Black mug of cocoa. BOBBY THOMAS has decided to interrupt.

BOBBY THOMAS

As fun as this is, I didn’t turn down a Christmas vacation to watch you

two bicker all night. No. I came to make use of my Booking Power over

The Elite. Now, I’ve set up tonight’s matches just like you said, Alex,

but I’ve also taken it upon myself to add a few Christmas Stipulations

into the mix. You know, to make things more festive.... and a lot more

humiliating for everyone involved.

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CHRISTMAS OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE MATCH

EDDIE CHANDLER VS JACK DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich “The ring has been surrounded by ‘Christmas Elves’, who have been stuck at the North Pole all year with only reindeer and the happily married Santa for company. So they’re very… um… ‘excited’. to get to know the combatants. First man to throw his opponent out of the ring and into their arms advances to tonight’s main event.”

Missy Masterson “Are we sure Jack isn’t just going to jump out of the ring himself? We know how he treats his marriage vows.”

Hotstuff Marie “…”

Chandler and Jack try to throw each other out of the ring. Chandler hangs on for dear life, the eager elves clearly not his cup of tea. Jack’s just as unwilling to lose, especially with his wife watching. Chandler uses his long fingernails to take control, raking the back, eyes, and inner thighs, before taunting the elves by trying to hump Jack out of the ring. Mistake. The now-frenzied elves fight amongst themselves to get to the Wild Man first, distracting Chandler and allowing Jack to go berserk with right hands, shoulder tackles, and Punching! Him! In! The! Face! He goes the Wild Ride (Whiplash Slam) but an elf hits the ring. Ray Johnson comes to Jack’s rescue, but Chandler uses the opportunity to slip free and throw Jack from the ring.

EDDIE CHANDLER ADVANCES (8:10)

The Christmas Elves swarm Jack DeColt and smother him with kisses. Jack scurries away, apologizing to Marie as he flees up the ramp, the elves hot on his heels.

Missy Masterson “Ugh. He so lost on purpose.”

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Davis Ditterich “Most of the CGC combatants are spending the holidays with their families, but before they left we asked them what they wanted for Christmas.”

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FAITH

I really need a new client. After what happened with Sean I’ve been pretty

hesitant, but now I’m bored out of my mind. Time to get back in the saddle.

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GREASE HOGG

The only thing I want is a rematch for the tag team titles. The Specialists

beat us at ‘Chamber of Horrors’, I can’t argue that. We underestimated

them and paid for it. Next time, they won’t get so lucky. One shot is all

the Dirty White Boys need to reclaim the tag team titles.

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WESLEY PRIEST

Blasphemy! Hear my words, CGC fans. You don’t need a man in a red

hat to give you what you want. You need only to give yourselves over

to the power of Zeus. He is the God of Gods. Bow down and worship

him. Or suffer his wrath.

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WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LOCKER ROOM

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Carpenters and interior decorators are busy redesigning the World Championship locker room to ALEX DECOLT’s particular specifications. Blackboards. Bookcases. Rows of monitors and number-crunching computers. Everything the Thinking Man’s DeColt would need to calculate strategies to defend his CGC World Title.

In the corner, his back to the camera, SANTA CLAUS is getting a pump on with some bicep curls. RICKY DECOLT looks on in awe... and confusion.

RICKY DECOLT

So let me get this straight. This is Santa Claus. ‘The’ Santa Claus.

Father Christmas. Jolly Old Saint Nick. Here in CGC... to fight? Maybe

this is just the amnesia talking, but I don’t remember there being any

Christmas Carols about Santa kicking ass in bar room brawls or

North Pole Street Fights.

ALEX DECOLT

Maybe they’ll write some after tonight. He’s been training hard all year.

Him against Adrian Garcia? I know who I’m putting my money on. We

just have to make sure no more Elite members win tonight. The last

thing we need is Santa getting outnumbered. He can’t deliver presents

from the hospital.

RICKY DECOLT

I... I guess.

ALEX DECOLT

Hey, you agree with me about winning the title, right? I had to do it.

Jack was never going to be able to win, so better me than Trent or

Zeus or Benson. Right? He’s just over-reacting like he alway does.

RICKY DECOLT

I really don’t think I’m in any position to be in the middle of this.

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CHRISTMAS TINSEL MATCH

DAN DALAY VS ALEX DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich “These two bitter enemies are being tied together by an industrial strength length of tinsel. First to touch all four corners of the ring advances to the main event.”

Referee Ray Johnson ties Alex and DaLay together with the tinsel, but both are happy to keep things up close and personal. Pinpoint counterpunches outwit heavy hands, and Alex gets 1 corner... 2 corners... DaLay uses the tinsel to yank him into a Big Boot! DaLay whips and chokes Alex with the tinsel until he’s satisfied his old foe isn’t getting up. 1 corner... 2 corners... 3 corners... Alex is up, pulling DaLay back into the middle of the ring. Precision strikes! Powerslam! Snap Driving Elbow! Tower Coll- BACKFIST! DaLay goes for the corners, dragging Alex behind him, unaware that the Thinking Man’s DeColt is just barely conscious enough to be touching them too. 1 corner... 2 corners... 3 corners... Alex pops up and lays DaLay out with the DeColt Driver (Straightjacket Drop)! Alex gets the 4th corner!

ALEX DECOLT ADVANCES (8:25)

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TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP LOCKER ROOM

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Black walls. Black tables. Black armchair. BOBBY THOMAS sits back and relaxes in front of a roaring fire, in the newly redecorated Tag Team Championship Locker Room. His tag title belt, and Beta Fragment of the Canadian title, sit on the mantelpiece. For the first time, he looks genuinely happy.

BOBBY THOMAS

Merry Christmas, CGC fans. I hope you’re enjoying tonight’s matches.

Actually, I don’t really care. I’m enjoying it, and now I have Booking Power

over The Elite, I can pretty much do whatever I want. So what do I want

for Christmas? What more could I possibly ask for? I have the respect

I deserve, I have the locker room I deserve. I’m a Champion again,

like I deserve.

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His fellow tag team champion NATE JOHNSON glares at him from a corner of the room. A dark, dingy, undecorated, tiny corner with a single wobbly stool to sit on.

NATE JOHNSON

This isn’t fair! I’m tag team champion too. Why do I have to stay in this

little corner?

BOBBY THOMAS

Because if you don’t, I’ll make your match tonight an evening gown match.

Glaring at Bobby with pure loathing, Nate Johnson nonetheless shuts up.

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BACKSTAGE

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JACK DECOLT paces back and forth, covered in festive lipstick kisses, as RICKY DECOLT gets in some final stretching. As he can’t remember his usual routine, he’s consulting “Reed And Learn - A book on Yoga by Art Reed” available in stores just in time for the New Year.

JACK DECOLT

I bet Alex is just loving this. He qualifies to help Santa in the main event,

and I don’t. He’s such a know-it-all! You agree with me, right? Alex had

no business being in Chamber of Horrors, let alone pinning me to steal

the title. He always does this. Every time I’m on top he sticks his nose

in, thinking he knows better. It’s annoying, right?

RICKY DECOLT

I’m going to go ahead and play the amnesia card again.

JACK DECOLT

Alex is going to regret this. You’ll see!

Jack storms off.

RICKY DECOLT

We’re not a normal family, are we?

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DECORATE THE CHRISTMAS TREE MATCH

NATE JOHNSON VS RICKY DECOLT

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Davis Ditterich “You’ll notice the large Christmas Tree in the corner. First person to put the Star on top of the tree wins.”

Ricky uses his strength advantage to gain control of the Star, but when he climbs the tree he gets yanked down hard. Nate puts a beating on the amnesiac DeColt, wearing him down with leg drops and chin locks, but every time he tries to climb, Ricky’s back on his feet before he reaches the top. A Double Underhook Bomb isn’t enough. A SUPER KICK isn’t enough. Frustrated, Nate tries to use the Star as a weapon, but Ricky ducks! Unable to remember his own moves, Ricky uses Nate’s. Leg drops! Double Underhook Bomb! SUPER KICK! Battered and bruised, Ricky climbs the Christmas Tree… but not fast enough. Nate catches up to him, and they trade hands on top of the tree, until Ricky hits a big right that sends both Nate and the Star tumbling to the mat. Unable to remember what he’d usually do in this situation, Ricky tries a Flying Leg Drop, but Nate moves and Ricky lands the unfamiliar move awkwardly. Nate knocks him out with the Star, and climbs, placing it on top of the tree for the win.

NATE JOHNSON ADVANCES (11:44)

Davis Ditterich “I think if Ricky didn’t have amnesia, he’d have hit his High Fly Elbow and picked up the win. Now Nate Johnson heads into the main event, giving The Elite a 3-on-2 advantage.”

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Davis Ditterich “Christmas may be in peril, but there are still more CGC combatants wanting gifts this holiday season.”

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EDD STONE

I’m pretty sure Bobby’s gonna use his Booking Power to get me a

match with Nate Johnson. You know, put his tag strap on the line, get

Bobby a real tag partner. So what else could I want? “Stuff”, I guess.

Lots and lots of stuff. When I was sixteen my parents wouldn’t buy me

a jet-ski. That would be sweet.

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FORD GUMBLE

Ah reckon ah could use a new hat. Feel like I bin wearin’ this one for years.

EDD STONE

Ooh! When I was seven I wanted a nerf robo-cowboys vs cyber-indians

battleset, but my Dad said it was “too unrealistc”. I want that too.

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DONTE DUNN

Any chance I could get Faith’s phone number?

EDD STONE

Ooh! Me too!

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TRENT SHAFFER

What do you think I want? I WANT MY TITLE BACK! The CGC World

Title belongs with me. Not Alex DeColt. He stole her from me at

‘Chamber of Horrors’. He didn’t beat me. He couldn’t beat me. In a

fair fight there’s no way anyone would be able to take her from me.

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Eddie Chandler, Adrian Garcia & Nate Johnson

THE ELITE

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ALEX DECOLT & SANTA CLAUS

Davis Ditterich “The Elite have Team Santa outnumbered. Let’s hope Father Christmas has trained hard over the past year.”

Alex DeColt fights off Chandler with precision strikes, and decimates Johnson with pinpoint counter-punches, but can’t take on both at once and gets isolated in the Elite corner. Johnson wears him down with leg drops and chinlocks, while Chandler uses his long fingernails to rakes the back, eyes, and inner thighs. Even Garcia gets involved with a slap… but all it does is annoy Alex, who shoves the Agent to the Stars aside and makes the tag!

Good Ol‘ Saint Nick runs wild on Johnson and Chandler with right hands, before shaking his belly like a bowl full of jelly and squashing them in the corner! SANTA CLAWS (Double Iron Claw)! Johnson and Chandler scream in pain… and Adrian Garcia hits Father Christmas from behind. It’s not very effective. Santa locks him in the Iron Claw. Garcia screams in pain, as Alex clotheslines Chandler and Johnson out of the ring to prevent the save. Garcia taps!

ALEX DECOLT & SANTA CLAUS WIN (12:56)

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The Elite run for their lives as Alex and Santa celebrate their victory. RICKY DECOLT and the CHRISTMAS ELVES come down the ramp, giving candy canes and chocolate coins to all the good little girls and boys in the crowd, while Alex and Santa lead the crowd in singing Christmas carols.*

Jack DeColt is conspicuous by his absence.

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Self · February 10, 2015

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<table width="60%"><tr><td width="70%" align="left" valign="top"> Alex & Jack Argue. Bobby interrupts

EDDIE CHANDLER VS JACK DECOLT

The Christmas Elves swarm Jack

Wishes: Wesley, Faith, Hogg

Alex & Ricky talk Santa

DAN DALAY VS ALEX DECOLT

The Specialist’s Locker Room

Jack & Ricky Chat

NATE JOHNSON VS RICKY DECOLT

Wishes: Ford, Trent, Donte, Edd

THE ELITE VS ALEX & SANTA

Christmas Celebration</td><td width="15%" align="left" valign="top">

B-

C+

C

B+

</td><td width="15%" align="left" valign="top"> B

C-

D+

B-

B

C+

B-</tr></table>

FINAL RATING: B

Maple Leaf Sports Rating: 1.76

TV Puerto Rico Rating: 0.10

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I think if I’d rearranged the matches I could have scraped a B+ final rating. Johnson and Ricky have negative chemistry, and I used some notes that hurt it as a semi-main. Not that this was a bad show, but I guess I just have high hopes when it comes to the magic of Christmas.

Not sure whether I’ve brought this up before, but about 6 months ago I used the drop-in-drop-out system to open ‘Canadian Babes of Wrestling’, a BOSC clone set in a Montreal casino, as a place to give unemployed women wrestlers a place to work. It was purely for fun and I didn’t intend any crossover with CGC, but the Christmas Elves seemed like a fun idea so I talent traded a few girls over. These 4 got the job because their pictures matched. Inexplicably unemployed when CBOW began, Toni Parrisi and Lily Snyder were among the companies first hires. They play a pair of scantily clad nuns known as “The Sisterhood of St.Rip”. Lily has since been on tours of 5SSW so she’s far too good for the place. Catalina Vasquez and Millie The Minx are more recent hires. Catalina brings diversity as a wholesome Latina babyface, and Millie plays “Nobel Price”, a cardigan-loving, maths-obsessed, sexually-oblivious nerd. Boo hiss. They’ll be on the CGC roster for one more show. None of them are particularly good promos, and I don’t really need any more girls running around, but I might as well see if they make an impression on the locker room, or find chemistry managing on the pre-show.

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Next week, it’s New Year’s Eve and once again Faith is putting herself up for grabs in a tournament. Who will acquire her services?

Tournament For Faith 1st Round: Edd Stone vs Grease Hogg

Tournament For Faith 1st Round: Gargantuan vs Scoundrel

Tournament For Faith 1st Round: Wesley Priest vs Donte Dunn

Final Three-Way For Faith: Edd/Hogg vs Gargantuan/Scoundrel vs Priest/Donte

... and just a reminder, you can still vote in THIS END OF YEAR SURVEY.

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