Perpetual Nirvana Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I caught him leaving, dirty rucksack slung over one shoulder like a hobo’s bindle, and called him back. We smiled and awkwardly embraced in full view of the remaining roster who felt moved to spontaneous applause. Not really. I shouted his name and told him if he ever came back his own mother wouldn’t recognise him. Go die in a fire, assshole. I expected nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 AMAZING, as always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianc2008 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 <p>Kick him again. LOL</p><p> </p><p> Another fine show.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 It's awful and that's perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>We smiled and awkwardly embraced in full view of the remaining roster who felt moved to spontaneous applause. Not really. I shouted his name and told him if he ever came back his own mother wouldn’t recognise him. Go die in a fire, assshole.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'm hoping that you actually chose the options to hug him AND also verbally abuse him at the same time in the game. If I recall correctly the game allows you to perform multiple post-show interactions with the same worker, and I always wondered what happen if you do something positive AND negative simultaneously to the same guy. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 I expected nothing less. He's a vile, predictable little man. AMAZING, as always! Thank you dude. Thanks for keep on coming back. Kick him again. LOL Another fine show. Thank you dude. It's awful and that's perfect Ha, yeah. Thank you. I'm hoping that you actually chose the options to hug him AND also verbally abuse him at the same time in the game. If I recall correctly the game allows you to perform multiple post-show interactions with the same worker, and I always wondered what happen if you do something positive AND negative simultaneously to the same guy. I never knew this! Yeah, I might have to do this when I find my next victim. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I'm hoping that you actually chose the options to hug him AND also verbally abuse him at the same time in the game. If I recall correctly the game allows you to perform multiple post-show interactions with the same worker, and I always wondered what happen if you do something positive AND negative simultaneously to the same guy. Yeah, I might have to do this when I find my next victim. Cheers! I tried that the other night but the game wouldn't let me react to the same worker twice. As always, great stuff from this diary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 I tried that the other night but the game wouldn't let me react to the same worker twice. As always, great stuff from this diary! Aww, gutted. And thank you man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I absolutely love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 I absolutely love it Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 <img src="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" alt="OWC-Banner" border="0"> <img src="https://i.ibb.co/nrFFx7C/Last-House-2-Poster.jpg" alt="Last-House-2-Poster" border="0"> It's the end of year event. OWC's big blowout. You've seen them fight the last two months, now see them AGAIN, but this time in a CAGE! Two matches ending in count outs with a victory a piece, now we lock them inside four sides of STEEL. There will be a winner and the OWC Heavyweight Championship is ON THE LINE! Also Martyr will look to finally gain revenge on Oniji Hanari after a series of brutal sneak attacks by the mad clown. It's psycho vs psycho in OWC's first CASKET MATCH! And finally, in another first, actual WOMEN will wrestle in an OWC ring. I sh*t you not! DO NOT MISS THIS! - Silas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 Ok, so in a shameless attempt to get predictions I sometimes offer up prizes… which is how Anders Thunder ended up OWC champion for a while. There is a prize for this one but it might not come into effect for a bit (I’ll message the winner). It should be half decent though. Unlike the card for Last House which will of course be terrible. Please predict below – thanks! Full card: OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Comments: Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Comments: Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Comments: Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Comments: Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Comments: Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Comments: Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Comments: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Full card: OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Comments: Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Comments: Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Comments: Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Comments: Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Comments: Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Comments: Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Comments: I really don't know who will win because the owner /booker might suddenly take a dislike to someone and screw them over for the most random of reasons. All I know I will be both appalled and thoroughly entertained by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charasmatic Enigma Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Comments: I could apply some logic here, but I feel that would be wasted in this particular diary Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Comments: Personal preference, but I prefer my psychopaths to have chainsaws Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Comments: Odds are Danger will turn up stoned out of his mind and pass out two minutes in without Silas touching him Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Comments: Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Comments: Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Comments: Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Comments: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Comments: Robin's probably too good for OWC. Also, he's Canadian. Fugheddaboudit! Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Comments: Martyr, in his own twisted way, has been good to Silas. Hanari, not so much. Plus the note after Thunders' firing hints at him. Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Comments: Who needs a teacher vs student match when you can get a dealer vs junkie match? Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Comments: Who cares about luchadors in OWC, but at least Phobia is also a psycho, which seems to be a plus for OWC employees. Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Comments: I know I've said Hangman reminds me of Undertaker, but given Kikuchi's cowboy gimmick and frequent religious speeches, this is going to be like a glorious, cheap parody of Taker vs Michaels at Wrestlemania. Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Comments: If OWC ever needed a celebrity for a major show, it's Neil Young in this one. Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Comments: They're both young and unknown, but my money's on Miyoshi because she looks cute, while Okubo looks brutish. Silas being Silas, he's probably using his penis to book this one, so I'm hoping for a hilarious failed flirt attempt narrative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 I tried that the other night but the game wouldn't let me react to the same worker twice. Aw, damn, why do I have vague memories of piling abuse on the same worker on the same night? OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianc2008 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 <p>Full card:</p><p> </p><p> OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match</p><p> <strong>Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South)</strong> vs Robin DaLay</p><p> Comments: For better or worse, Seth is like your Tommy Dreamer. I think DaLay might not be long for the circus.</p><p> </p><p> Casket match</p><p> Martyr vs <strong>Oniji Hanari</strong></p><p> Comments: I think the clown has to win one of these to keep this feud going. Right?</p><p> </p><p> Last Man Standing match</p><p> Silas Odswald vs <strong>Lucas Danger</strong></p><p> Comments: 80 percent chance of him being high; 60 percent chance of him getting a win; 140 percent chance of this being bad.</p><p> </p><p> Phobia vs Hurakan vs <strong>Swipe Romero</strong></p><p> Comments: I'm going to swipe right on this choice.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Texas Hangman</strong> vs Danjuro Kikuchi</p><p> Comments: If we're taking bets on the culprit, I think it's the religious cowboy. As for this particular match, I'm going with size to prevail.</p><p> </p><p> Mad Dog Mortimer vs <strong>????</strong></p><p> Comments: I think the Mysterions help Question Mark win via interference.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Asami Okubo</strong> vs Emiko Miyoshi</p><p> Comments: I had to use a coin flip for this one.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leohunter Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Comments: Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Comments: Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Comments: Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Comments: Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Comments: Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Comments: Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Comments: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted November 24, 2019 Author Share Posted November 24, 2019 Thanks for all the predictions folks. You lovely people. I hope to have something up early next week. For anyone wanting to predict, there’s still time! /shameless bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshbrady91 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 <p>Full card:</p><p> </p><p> OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match</p><p> <strong>Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South)</strong> vs Robin DaLay</p><p> Comments: You can't be a Heavyweight Champion when your first name is Robin <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Casket match</p><p> <strong>Martyr</strong> vs Oniji Hanari</p><p> Comments: Martyr & Casket match go together like cheese and wine.</p><p> </p><p> Last Man Standing match</p><p> <strong>Silas Odswald</strong> vs Lucas Danger</p><p> Comments: Silas is the man and need the W every time.</p><p> </p><p> Phobia vs <strong>Hurakan </strong>vs Swipe Romero</p><p> Comments: Hurakan sounds cool.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Texas Hangman</strong> vs Danjuro Kikuchi</p><p> Comments: I like Hangman Page, so I chose Hangman <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Mad Dog Mortimer</strong> vs ????</p><p> Comments: Not easy to pin a mad dog.</p><p> </p><p> Asami Okubo vs <strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong></p><p> Comments: Totally random pick!</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 <p>OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match</p><p> <strong>Seth Whitehead</strong> (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay</p><p> Comments: Seth has a manager...got to win!</p><p> </p><p> Casket match</p><p> <strong>Martyr </strong>vs Oniji Hanari</p><p> Comments: </p><p> </p><p> Last Man Standing match</p><p> <strong>Silas Odswald</strong> vs Lucas Danger</p><p> Comments: Danger passes out because of his demons. </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Phobia </strong>vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero</p><p> Comments: </p><p> </p><p> Texas Hangman vs <strong>Danjuro Kikuchi</strong></p><p> Comments: Danjuro for the win! </p><p> </p><p> Mad Dog Mortimer vs <strong>????</strong></p><p> Comments: Because Mad Dog should never win against a question mark.</p><p> </p><p> Asami Okubo vs <strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong></p><p> Comments: Random guess...</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigelow Cartwheel Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 Thanks guys. I'm running a bit behind. Things are a little hectic. Hopefully get some time this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Take your time - this stuff is for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 You can't rush quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo833 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I've never actually posted predictions in a diary before, but this one has been crazy entertaining, so I'll take a stab at it- OWC Heavyweight Championship – Cage match Seth Whitehead (w/Clare South) vs Robin DaLay Comments: Casket match Martyr vs Oniji Hanari Comments: Last Man Standing match Silas Odswald vs Lucas Danger Comments: Phobia vs Hurakan vs Swipe Romero Comments: Texas Hangman vs Danjuro Kikuchi Comments: Mad Dog Mortimer vs ???? Comments: Asami Okubo vs Emiko Miyoshi Comments: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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