The Oddworld

[christmas_ape]

<p>Silas has never been a nice man</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I’m not a bad person. I just don’t know what else to do. </div></blockquote><p> </p><p> But this is the first time I definitely disagree with him! Poor Lucas. </p><p> </p><p> Great to see this back though I'm officially a fan of Mad Dog after that promo</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Martel123" data-cite="Martel123" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yes!! You're back!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you man. What a lovely post. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="christmas_ape" data-cite="christmas_ape" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Silas has never been a nice man<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> But this is the first time I definitely disagree with him! Poor Lucas. </p><p> </p><p> Great to see this back though I'm officially a fan of Mad Dog after that promo</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Silas is deeply troubled. As is Lucas. Thanks for coming back man.</p>

[Leohunter]

Finally caught up with everything. I really love the B - Horror Show more than anything lol starting from the first. Lucas and Silas needs some METAL. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[EBEZA]

<p>SLAP HIM AGAIN!</p><p> </p><p>

Lucas came up in one of my saves in an article as someone industry veterans were high on, with lots of potential for the future. I almost peed myself laughing <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Finally caught up with everything. I really love the B - Horror Show more than anything lol starting from the first. Lucas and Silas needs some METAL.

 

Thanks man. The Lucas-Silas feud may come to that.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

SLAP HIM AGAIN!

 

Lucas came up in one of my saves in an article as someone industry veterans were high on, with lots of potential for the future. I almost peed myself laughing

 

Oh yeah, he is primed for a company to invest in.

 

Slap him again, ha ha.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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Listen up, chumps. This is the big one. OWC's crown jewel of the calendar year.

 

 

The reigning and defending OWC Heavyweight Champion Seth Whitehead faces possibly his biggest challenger yet in the No.1 contender, Anders Thunder.

 

 

Plus a Loser Leaves Town match AND we've imported luchadores!!

 

 

You don't want to miss this!!

 

 

[Leohunter]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:right;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><img src="</div></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow">https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg"</a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> alt="OWC-Banner" border="0"></div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><img src="</div></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/ygz2Pzj/Odd-Encounters-II-Poster.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/ygz2Pzj/Odd-Encounters-II-Poster.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/ygz2Pzj/Odd-Encounters-II-Poster.jpg" rel="external nofollow">https://i.ibb.co/ygz2Pzj/Odd-Encounters-II-Poster.jpg"</a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/ygz2Pzj/Odd-Encounters-II-Poster.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/ygz2Pzj/Odd-Encounters-II-Poster.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> alt="Odd-Encounters-II-Poster" border="0"></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Listen up, chumps. This is the big one. OWC's crown jewel of the calendar year. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The reigning and defending OWC Heavyweight Champion Seth Whitehead faces possibly his biggest challenger yet in the No.1 contender, Anders Thunder.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Plus a Loser Leaves Town match AND we've imported luchadores!!</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You don't want to miss this!!</div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Hopefully the Luchadores are Slipknot members. Hehe. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Can't wait for the show!</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Leohunter" data-cite="Leohunter" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hopefully the Luchadores are Slipknot members. Hehe. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> Can't wait for the show!</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks man. The luchadores are awful, as is keeping with the rest of this terrible company. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[EBEZA]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Thanks man. The luchadores are awful, as is keeping with the rest of this terrible company. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Is the plan to get rid of people who end up too good? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="EBEZA" data-cite="EBEZA" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Is the plan to get rid of people who end up too good? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> There's a plan?!?!</p><p> </p><p> Er, no. Nobody ends up being that good anyway. There's one coming that's a doozy but I'll say no more.</p>

[EBEZA]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>There's a plan?!?!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Oh right, I forgot! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Er, no. Nobody ends up being that good anyway.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> How far ahead of the diary are you, currently?</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>There's one coming that's a doozy but I'll say no more.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Ooh, can't wait! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="EBEZA" data-cite="EBEZA" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>How far ahead of the diary are you, currently?<p> </p><p> Ooh, can't wait! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Not too far. I game in bursts and then write in bursts. It’s as disjointed and disorganised as the company itself. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Thanks for coming back man.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Leohunter" data-cite="Leohunter" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hopefully the Luchadores are Slipknot members. Hehe. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I've just got this reference. Des Moines, Iowa. Slipknot.</p><p> </p><p> Yeah, that totally went over my head first time round. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

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<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Odd Encounters II</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 71</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">You know this is the big one when thirteen more people show up than last month. I wouldn’t have thought our fans knew thirteen people, reclusive basement-dwellers that they are. Speaking of which, I felt the need to celebrate the occasion with a prank. I nipped into the locker room just before bell time and replaced Leopard King’s animal print singlet with Disney children’s pyjamas. Lion King, obviously. This went down really well with everyone who isn’t a Tarzan wannabe douche.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">* * *</div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

So, Lucas opens up tonight. In addition to his baggy jeans and black shirt/red tie combo, he’s now sporting a cast on his left hand. Hmm, maybe I did stomp a little too hard last month. Whatever. Uh-oh, he’s got a microphone.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Silas Odswald, after that stunt you pulled at B-Movie Horror Show my hand is now in a cast. But this won’t stop me. I’m fired up and ready to go! I don’t need both hands to kick your ass!”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This is great. I take my time and saunter through the curtains. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Lucas, I have to commend you on your bravery… or is it your foolishness? It takes guts to come out and challenge me, even more so when you’re already hurt. And as much as I would like to wrestle you again tonight, I have to be rational. Last month it was your left hand. Tonight it could be your right. Next month: your right leg. The month after: your neck. When does it stop? I can’t have that on my conscience. You’re not medically cleared to wrestle. You’re going home.” </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Lucas exits the ring and looks like he wants to kill me. He goes to say something but with a wave of my hand I have our sound guy kill his mic. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Leave quietly, Lucas. This is the nice way of doing things.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I pull open the curtain and three security staff step through the entrance. They look mean but not exactly impressive. Lucas kicks the first one in the crotch and takes a swing at the second before the third tackles him to the ground. All three dive on Lucas in a painful looking dog-pile. Bearing in mind we stopped Lucas wrestling tonight because we didn’t want him to get hurt. Danger is hoisted up and carried off like a rolled up carpet to a chorus of boos from the crowd. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Leopard King vs Danjuro Kikuchi</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I like Danjuro, most of the time. When he’s not proffering religious pamphlets to people he’s easy enough to be around, works hard and can pull off some great matches. He’s never come up against Leopard King before though. For whatever reason (it’s Leopard King, of course it is - fat, no-talent bastard that he is) it just didn’t click tonight. Cowboy Dan, catches him with a school boy at the five minute mark and this pancake is over. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Green Diamond vs El Hijo Del Fantasma vs Hurakan</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Oh boy, I’ve been looking forward to this one. I’ve felt for a while that OWC could use some spicing up, something different. My guy in The South recommended some lucha dudes and I thought what better time than at our biggest event of the year? I thought this would really go over with the crowd. I thought wrong. Maybe it was the wrong guys. Maybe my contact is useless. But it just didn’t work. After a series of uninspiring flips and rolls in near silence Hurakan rolled through a Fantasma powerbomb attempt with a sunset flip and scored the pin. One guy clapped. If we can appeal to each fan individually we’ll finish on a high… after 71 matches. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

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Not sure why we have a backstage cameraman outside the men’s bathroom. Please don’t let it be for Leopard King. A milfy-looking blonde walks up, completely ignoring our camera-boy, and pushes on the mens door. She’s stopped by the reigning OWC champion, Seth Whitehead, coming the other way. He looks puzzled and the blonde flashes a sultry smile and attempts to push him back into the bathroom. Groupies these days. Why do some guys get all the luck? Seth declines however, muttering something about preparing for his match. What the f*ck is this guy? Captain America?? </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South is out next and she has the always animated Mad Dog Mortimer with her. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Bah gawd! Bah gawd! Silas Odswald, I’m gonna skin your hide and nail it to the barn door! You’re in trouble now, mister. Everybody knows you’re all hat and no cattle. You’re dumber than dirt! And tonight, boy, when I give you the ass-whuppin’ of your sorry life, I’ll be the No.1 contender to the OWC Heavyweight Championship. You can go on right ahead and call me Mr Champion now.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Mortimer looks smug, thumbs hooked into the belt hoops of his faded denim jeans. He lowers his shades just enough to give Clare a wink. She looks repulsed. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Mad Dog Mortimer vs Silas Odswald</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Anyone expecting a scientific mat-clinic, you’re at the wrong circus. However, if you came to see two guys aimlessly club each other and butcher the art of professional wrestling then OWC will absolutely cater to your tastes. This was the sort of fun you get where you start giving out receipts and before you know it each shot is so stiff you’re not sure if you’re working the crowd or each other. Yeah, fun. After taking another haymaker to the jaw I wander dazed in a complete circle and get hit with a double-arm DDT. Mort is your winner, but not really. There are only losers in this one. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Martyr vs Katoh Freak – Loser Leaves Town Deathmatch</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

It occured to me that I probably have too many wrestlers on my books and there isn’t any that I feel particularly strongly about keeping. And although it makes no sense to book a Loser Leaves Town Deathmatch without some sort of feud, these guys have faced each other plenty of times before and… it’s my show, dammit. It’s not that I don’t like Katoh, I don’t like any of them, we just need to trim the roster. More cuts will likely follow. If anyone asks I picked names from a hat. Like I would bother. So yeah, there’s a match – both men bled, though how it’s possible to get busted open through a hockey mask I’m unsure. The match finishes with Katoh climbing an extra-tall ladder and Martyr drop kicking it, sending his foe over the ropes and through a table at ringside. Katoh fails to beat the ten count. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Martyr is breathing heavily, even for him. It’s been a rollercoaster of a bout and he’s earned his spot to stay with OWC. He raises his arm in victory and looks for his chainsaw to celebrate with. It had been discarded at ringside and was partly hidden by the ring apron banner. Martyr rolls out of the ring and reaches for his chainsaw…. but it slides further under the ring banner. He reaches again and it disappears entirely under the ring! Martyr goes to look under the ring but as he does, from the other side a psychotic clown slides into view. It’s Oniji Hanari with a steel chair to the back of Martyr!! With bright green hair, novelty red nose and blood running down his chin, Hanari is every bit the stuff of nightmares. He strikes Martyr a second time with the chair, then a third and then sets about choking him with his white gloved hands. A final chair shot dents the chair and leaves Martyr in a crumpled heap. No one knows who this newcomer is but he’s announced himself in a big way. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

OWC Heavyweight Championship</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Seth Whitehead vs Anders Thunder</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Well, this it. Main Event time. The big one. Anders Thunder looks a million dollars but if you asked him to slap on a wristlock you wouldn’t pay him a dime. I’m sure it’s not escaped Seth Whitehead that this is the same main event from our first ever show. That one sucked as well. Whitehead does what he does and carries Anders as best he can - there isn’t anyone I could’ve asked that would’ve done better. Seth takes his lumps and mounts a spirited comeback, the crowd rallying with him. A flying forearm off the rope lands beautifully but then a crazed fan tries to get in the ring! No wait, it’s the blonde woman from earlier. She’s yelling something at Seth. This distraction is enough for Thunder to regain composure and hit a back suplex. The champ is reeling. Here comes Anders… HUGE LEGDROP!! The ref counts three! We have a new champion! The blonde is in the ring and smugly presents Anders Thunder with the championship belt. She sweeps back her hair and removes her sunglasses… it’s Julie Forletta! She’s relatively unknown in the US but her reputation proceeds her from Canada. Wherever she goes there’ll be trouble... We’ve got a new champion! </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

</strong></div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Show Rating: E</strong></div></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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[Leohunter]

I've just got this reference. Des Moines, Iowa. Slipknot.

 

Yeah, that totally went over my head first time round.

 

Yup. That's what I meant. Hehe.

I enjoyed the show too. Gave me some moments lol. :D

[EBEZA]

I've just got this reference. Des Moines, Iowa. Slipknot.

 

Yeah, that totally went over my head first time round.

 

Me too until just now!

 

I nipped into the locker room just before bell time and replaced Leopard King’s animal print singlet with Disney children’s pyjamas. Lion King, obviously. This went down really well with everyone who isn’t a Tarzan wannabe douche.

 

I love this diary.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Leohunter" data-cite="Leohunter" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yup. That's what I meant. Hehe.<p> I enjoyed the show too. Gave me some moments lol. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />:D</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks dude.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="EBEZA" data-cite="EBEZA" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I love this diary. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you man. If people are enjoying it, I'll keep writing it.</p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<p></p><div style="text-align:right;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><img src="</div></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow">https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg"</a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a></div><a href="https://i.ibb.co/MfYKXGP/OWC-Banner.jpg" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> alt="OWC-Banner" border="0"></div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

As the final bell at Odd Encounters II sounded and a new champion was crowned, backstage the beers were already flowing. It’s odd seeing people happy, taking pride in their work. In a job well done. Let’s see what we can do about it, I thought. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I began by catching Leopard King basking in his own deluded self-worth. By himself as usual.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“You are, without a doubt, the absolute drizzling sh*ts.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

For some reason this upset him.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I spotted Katoh Freak tending to his wounds and thanked him for a stellar effort in the Deathmatch with Martyr. He seemed upbeat until I informed him we would be adhering to the match stipulation and he can consider this his last night with OWC. This came as a shock and he angrily stormed off, but not before telling Clare South and Danjuro Kickuchi. Danjuro came running up to me but I cut him off.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Not tonight Cowboy Dan. I hope whichever god you’re praying to decides to claim you soon. F*ck off.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This left him speechless, but employed. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare, however, didn’t let me say a word. A short, sharp slap across the face did all the talking. This, I felt, was just the right moment to let her know of a new recruit to OWC. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“How old are you, Clare? Twenty eight? Nearly twenty nine? That’s practically thirty and you know what that number does to women in our industry. Before you hit me again I’d like you to really think hard on this. How do you feel about slim, pretty… </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>perky</em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">… redhead twenty six year olds that look like they could pass for eighteen? I’ve got a new girl coming in from Canada next month. I was thinking of trying her out on the mic, interviewing the boys, looking good in a tight dress. You know, like you do.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare’s anger had rendered her speechless and it was only now I noticed the heavy bags under her eyes. Lines that hadn’t been there a year ago now showed, however faint.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Her name’s Heather. You’ll get on great. You can show her the ropes. Ease her in. Of course, if that doesn’t suit you, I can always do with someone on the merch table. Or an extra pair of hands on the ring crew.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I walked off smirking to myself. Work it, baby. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

The show hadn’t been the roaring success I’d hoped for but it was good enough. There’s real promise here. There’s definitely guys I can do business with. But there’s going to be some changes and if people don’t sort their sh*t out and quit their bitching then they can moan for some other circus master. They need to remember that this is mine... and my tent is the only Big Top in town.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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[EBEZA]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-cite="Bigelow Cartwheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46583" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>For some reason this upset him.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Please, never end this diary. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

Please, never end this diary.

 

Thank you man.

 

It’s actual become my #1 save, which wasn’t supposed to happen. This game is supposed to be miserable and broken... it’s just that it’s the most fun to play.

[Bigelow Cartwheel]

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><img src="</p><a href="https://i.ibb.co/6rqm2F6/OWC-Logo.jpg" rel="external nofollow">https://i.ibb.co/6rqm2F6/OWC-Logo.jpg"</a> alt="OWC-Logo" border="0"><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Little Shack Of Horrors</span></strong></p><p>

Attendance: 77</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">So Danjuro Kikuchi hasn’t taken the hint about his religious preaching. I walked into the locker room to find him on his soap box hollering about the end of days. I almost said something about ending his days... but I couldn’t be bothered. No action taken. Then Mad Dog Mortimer grabbed me to say that Leopard King is spreading malicious rumours about him. They can’t be any worse than the things I hear about him on an almost daily basis. I ignore him. No action taken. This annoys him. Sigh. He annoys me. They all do.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I gathered everyone around and delivered the Gospel according to St. Silas.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“This is my circus. Anyone unhappy, I’m not gonna keep you here against your will. You don’t wanna work tonight? Fine. F*ck off home. Got a better offer elsewhere? Take it before they change their minds. If anyone is dumb enough to even pay you half of what you get here then they need locking up. Anyone that doesn’t want to be here... step forward now.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

No one moved.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I’m considering a career in motivational speaking.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">* * *</div></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

After that, with a spring in my step, I open the show. I get maybe three words out before Anders Thunder interrupts to announce his celebration as the new OWC Heavyweight Champion. He’s pretty happy. Julie Forletta is on his arm, stroking his enormous biceps. Anders keeps it simple but doesn’t last long as the former champ, Seth Whitehead, storms out and tells Thunder they have unfinished business.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Thunder!!! We have unfinished business!!!”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I try and regain control and suggest a match but this brings out Mad Dog Mortimer who won the No.1 Contenders match last month. </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Silas Odswald, you hush your mouth, you low down, good for nothing dawg. I beat your sorry hind in front of all these people. Now we done plowed that furrow clean down to the bedrock. Time to rest the mule. I make me the next in line for that title – you put me in that match, you hear?”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I’m losing the will to live.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I tell them all to shut up and book a tag match: Whitehead and Mad Dog vs Thunder and Julie.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

A slap in the face from Julie makes me reconsider. Whitehead and Mad Dog vs Thunder and… myself. Oh joy. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: D-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Danjuro Kickuchi vs El Hijo Del Fantasma</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I don’t remember booking this but clearly it’s happening. A short, technically sound exchange that ends with Cowboy Dan hitting a Dragon Suplex. Lovely bridge. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare South’s out. Why do I employ women who frequently slap me? I suppose otherwise the talent pool would be a little shallow. She’s with Hurakan who wants to talk about his upcoming match with Green Diamond. I wasn’t listening. By the looks of it, neither was anyone else. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Green Diamond vs Hurakan</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Another short bout, this time not as satisfying. Green Diamond huffed and puffed but Hurakan caught him with a roll up in a flat finish. I’m starting to question why I brought these luchadores in. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: F+</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Martyr vs Leopard King – Weapons match</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I feel as though this is punishment for Leopard King. I definitely regret bringing him in. Martyr, however, is in his happy place. Someone has handed him a baseball bat and he tears at Leopard like he’s defiled his mother. I’m not sure Leopard was expecting this. Five long minutes of bloodshed and Martyr lands the Judgement Slam for a convincing win. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I can’t see past Martyr’s blood-stained hockey mask but I’m convinced he’s smiling as he leaves the ring. Wait, Leopard’s calling for a mic.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Gnrrr…. huh…. huh… arggh! Martyr you coward! I’m not done with you!”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

And he collapses back to the mat in a growing pool of blood. Martyr sees this as an invitation for violence and turns back to the ring, picking up the blood-splattered bat along the way. It’s hard for a mask to convey emotions but it honestly looks like he’s grinning. Martyr climbs to the apron… but from under the ring it’s Oniji Hanari!! Hanari with the steel chair!! The psychotic clown is pounding the steel chair over and over onto the fallen Martyr. Martyr isn’t moving and Hanari wheels away in shrieks of laughter. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Clare is back out, gingerly stepping over all the blood splatters from the last match. She looks uncomfortable. She invites Seth Whitehead to the ring who proceeds to tell the crowd that Anders Thunder has something of interest to him.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

“Anders Thunder! You have something of mine. You took my championship... and I want it back.”</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Ok, strong words. Up next it’s your main event. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E-</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

Anders Thunder (w/ Julie Forletta) and Silas Odswald vs Seth Whitehead and Mad Dog Mortimer</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

This is a bit of an odd couple pairing as neither are regualr teams, nor do they like one another. In Seth and Mort’s case they’re both vying for the same prize, the OWC Heavyweight title. This obviously came in to play as the teams fought their opponents but also each other. Thunder and Silas capitalise on a Whitehead and Mortimer collision and look to seal the win until Lucas Danger sprints in and takes out Silas, which is me, in the face with his cast. I black out. When I come to referee Greg Something told me I’d been pinned. </div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>

</strong></div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Show Rating: E</strong></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Stopped Leopard King on his way out to tell him he’s worthless, which annoyed him. It’s become our little thing.</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Wait, since when have Seth Whitehead and Clare South been dating??</div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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[EBEZA]

I’m considering a career in motivational speaking.

 

the former champ, Seth Whitehead, storms out and tells Thunder they have unfinished business.

 

“Thunder!!! We have unfinished business!!!”

 

Stopped Leopard King on his way out to tell him he’s worthless, which annoyed him. It’s become our little thing.

 

Never change.