Slagaholic

My daddy always said, "just because a man can tell you something with a straight face doesn't mean he's telling the truth."

Yes it was. And I was serious! I was with this girl who had a little stubby blond mustache. You couldn't tell unless you were right up close. It was so hot.

I like women who have mustaches. Just a little bit of stubble and we're good to go. Unfortunately I don't think a mustached diva would get over well.

Perhaps someone close to him is named Erik? That would easily explain him making the switch without realizing there was something wrong with the sentence. I like to give posters the benefit of the doubt. Who knows when you will need it.

Cornette's guest booker is the most overrated guest booker ever. The first month or so of his guest booker sounded awesome. But then you realize that he'd have to keep that crap up for a year and it just wouldn't work.

Yeah if the angle eventually ends in Paul E. on my TV screen I don't care who ****ty the angle is run before that moment. Here's a thought: Perhaps, Abyss, ECW, and "Why Sting Why" are all part of the same storyline.

Well the Hogan-Abyss feud is apparently going to go on for a few months so I don't mind them not hotshotting Abyss destroying Hogan yet.

I was marking out for his Roswell shirt.

Tommy Dreamer's a cutie pie! He did very well for himself.

Shane Helms seems to be heading to TNA.

TNA Reaction has been removed from SpikeTV's listings. I guess it's 3-hours of TNA on Thursdays then.

Oh and it seems Tara/Victoria is coming back. I guess they're giving the Knockouts a pay raise.

Well then its just silly goosery. Shame on me for trying to make sense of WWE writing.

<p>Could it be because his dad died young and drug related death?</p><p> </p><p> Notice how they say Mr. Perfect but not Curt Hennig.</p>

As long as the violence carries it can work.

<p>TNA is going hard after Paul Heyman. Spike TV has been involved in the negotiations. And if the rumors are true Heyman would be getting involved in both the ECW angle as well as taking over creative. If all this happens, Vince Russo would be leaving creative permanently (which he's been trying to do for months).</p><p> </p><p> And in the "this could end up being really really ****ty" departmentSpikeTV gave TNA the ability to be more "hardcore"</p><p> </p><p> If the first happens, I don't mind the second. If the first doesn't happen then the second has the potential to make TNA unwatchable.</p>

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*rings the "This Writing Reeks of WCW" bell*

Definitely looks to be focused around the X-Division.

<p>You're thinking of Kaz Okada. That was the original rumor but he's been working under his own name on the international version of Xplosion. All signs are pointing to Suicide returning TV with Kiyoshi donning the leotard.</p><p> </p><p> Not quite sure what they're going to do with Okada</p>

<p>Pretty sure HHH coming back to feud with Sheamus was the idea since before WrestleMania.</p><p> </p><p> My money's on Sheamus to win the feud and retain the title. HHH has been in "beyond the title" status for a long time now. I think he's finally realized it.</p>

Kiyoshi is Suicide.

To GnP you have to have the skills to get them to the G before you can P. Batista doesn't have that.

The report is reportedly false.

He said "WWF" on Raw. He's stumbled through awkward promo after awkward promo after Mania trying to get the Hart Dynasty. It may not have been embarrassing to you since he's Bret Hart, but if he's a rookie talking on the mic like that he doesn't even get a second look. He was never that great on the mic. But now that he's basically asked to act with a script, he's been awful. And they put him in a GM position where he has to talk every week. But let's be honest, he's put in the GM position to get a cheap pop when his music hits.