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Hey, just wanted to say I've just started reading this, just finished the first part of the second Raw, really enjoying it. It'll probably take me a few days to get up-to-date with the diary, cos I've got exams to revise for and I'm starting to write my own diary. Anyway, from what I've read this is amazing, definately one of my favourites (I only really keep up with a couple at a time, but this is one I'll definately be making time for). Keep up the good work!
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[IMG]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2230/wrestlingobserverhi6.jpg[/IMG] [B] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Post-April Fool's Day RAW Update[/COLOR][/B] by Dave Meltzer As predicted in this week's Observer Newsletter, Shawn Michaels was announced as the new WWF Commissioner. This will allow Michaels to remain an active (and even physical) presence on WWF TV until he is fully ready to enter the ring. A Hardys/Dudleys rematch is tentatively scheduled for Backlash. Backlash will feature Triple H in the main event, however his opponent has not yet been finalised. Kevin Dunn floated the idea of Triple H vs Scott Steiner, however that was shut down by the McMahons. The McMahons realise that they need to capitalise on the momentum of the first blockbuster RAW quickly, but would prefer to keep the heat on the War with a match between Triple H and an 'Alliance' Big Boy - either DDP or Booker. Regardless, the PPV will be sold on the War story. D'Lo Brown will be making his return to the company sometime this week. With so much talent on vacation (Jericho and Benoit) or forced out of action due to a storyline (the rest of the Alliance), look for more returns and developmental debuts in the coming weeks. The current plan is to keep guys like Regal, Awesome, Kanyon and Storm working house shows until a creative role is found for them. [B][I]For more, including details on the Jarrett's new promotion, check out this week's WO Newsletter![/I][/B]
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[CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2544/comsmackdownxo9.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]WWF Smackdown! Preview - April 4 2002[/COLOR][/B] [quote] [FONT="Tahoma"]From the Blue Cross Arena, in Rochester New York, Smackdown! is set to be a blockbuster! As ordered by Commissioner Shawn Michaels on RAW, [B]Kurt Angle[/B] and [B]Rob Van Dam[/B] will square off in the main event, with the winner receiving an Intercontinental Title shot at Edge! But that's not all! Commissioner Michaels wants to make his first Smackdown! a memorable one, as [B]The Hardy Boyz[/B] will defend their newly won tag team titles against [B]Test and Christian[/B]! Will The Hardyz reign only last one week? Or will Shane McMahon's hired assassins grab some gold? In addition, [B]Mr. Perfect[/B] has challenged his Backlash opponent[B] Val Venis[/B] to a tag team match! Perfect has chosen the veteran [B]Big Boss Man [/B]as his partner, but Val is holding his cards until Smackdown! Who will the Big Valbowski choose? And finally, Michael Cole goes one-on-one with [B]Triple H[/B], via satellite! What will The Game have to say about the brutal attack perpetrated by 'The Big Boys' a fortnight ago? And who is the WWF World Champion's next challenger? All this, and plenty more, this Thursday on UPN![/FONT] [/quote]
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[SIZE="5"][B]WWF Smackdown[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]April 4th 2002 Rochester, NY[/SIZE] [B][SIZE="3"]'The Olympic Hero vs The Whole F'n Show'[/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][img]http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4064/smackdownlogoky1.jpg[/img][/CENTER] Smackdown! starts with a shot of [B]Commissioner Shawn Michaels[/B], putting the finishing touches to his office. Just as he's placed a gold nameplate on his desk, the door to his office opens.... and in steps [B]The ROCK[/B]! The Rock and HBK have a brief staredown, before Rock thanks HBK for allowing Flair into the arena on RAW. However, considering Sting attacked him a few moments later, The Rock figures HBK owes him something else. A match, tonight, against anybody from WCW, Alliance or 'Big Boy'. HBK considers the offer, then shakes Rock's hand. [B]The match is on![/B] We then cut to ringside, where [B]Michael Cole[/B] and [B]Tazz [/B]welcome us to the show. Tonight - Kurt Angle vs RVD for a shot at Edge's IC Title, Mr. Perfect and The Big Boss Man versus Val Venis and a mystery partner, and The Rock in action! But first, a Tag Title match! [b]The Hardyz (c) vs Test and Christian for the WWF World Tag Team Titles[/b] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4056/hardyztestchristianwl7.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The fan favourite Hardyz, fresh from their controversial title win on RAW, looked to prove themselves as champions with a win over Christian and Test. The Canadians, however, weren't going to go down without a fight. Surprisingly long for an opening match, it was Test and Christian who picked up the win at [B]11:13[/B]. Not because of a pinfall, or a submission, but because of a disqualification. Why? Well.... [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5480/steveaustinur8.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [B]Stone Cold [/B]charged the ring, just as Test had almost sliced Jeff Hardy's head off with a big boot. Without a second thought, Austin floored Test with a Thesz Press, then dropped Christian with a Stunner, taking out 2/3rds of his Backlash opponents in seconds! Austin called for a beer, and left the ring as quickly as he entered, while The Hardyz escaped with the titles! [/quote] After a break, we cut backstage, to see [B]Kurt Angle[/B] arriving at the arena. When Jonathan Coachman tries to get a few words from the Olympic Hero, the angry Angle pushes him away... In another section backstage,[B] Terri [/B]is seen, running in heels, holding a microphone. She turns a corner, and finds her target - [B]Stone Cold Steve Austin[/B]. Austin is leaving the arena, and is just about to step into his black truck. Terri manages to get him to stop, and Austin tells her that this week he took out 'The Canadian bastards', and this Monday he's going for the 'silver-spooned SOB'! And also something about a bottom line, or something. [b]X-Pac vs Scotty 2 Hotty[/b] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2512/xpacscottyld0.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] A standard match from these two, with enough Bronco Busters and W-O-R-Ms to pop the crowd. Surprisingly, X-Pac received a mixed reaction, rather than his usual 'go away' heat. While he was always in the match, Scotty was never really in a position to win, and Pac picked up the win at [B]6:52 [/B]with an X-Factor. Post-match, [B]Josh Matthews[/B] tried to get a comment from X-Pac regarding the recent offer from Hall and Nash to reform the Wolfpac, but receives a blunt 'no comment'. [/quote] A quick break, and we return to the sight of [B]Mr. Perfect[/B] and [B]The Big Boss Man[/B] in the ring. Perfect has a microphone... [quote] [center][IMG]http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5647/mrperfectpq9.jpg[/IMG][/center] Perfect: Venis, here we are. The Perfect One and The Boss Man. Two genuine legends of this business. Kid, we've seen guys come and go. We've ran guys out of promotions, we've retired men before their prime, hell, I almost retired [I]Ric Flair[/I]. So bring out your partner, and we'll add another two to our tally, and that's just... Perfect. [Perfect drops the microphone, and a few seconds later, The Big Valbowski appears on the stage, mic in hand.] Venis: [B]Hellllloooooo[/B].... Ladiesss.... [The women in the audience cheer.] Venis: You know, the Big Valbowski's mystery partner is a lot like The Big Valbowski himself. But while The Big Valbowski [B]LOVES [/B]to go down... This guy goes... [B]LOW[/B]... Down... [Val points to the stage, and out emerges the head-wobbling [B][SIZE="3"]D'LO BROWN![/SIZE][/B]] Cole: It's D'Lo!! Tazz: We haven't seen him in months, Cole! Cole: D'Lo and Val have had their share of history, and now they're going to be teaming up! [Val and D'Lo charge the ring, and our third match of the evening is on!] [/quote] [b]Val Venis and D'Lo Brown versus Mr. Perfect and The Big Boss Man[/b] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5515/valdlocurtmf0.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The returning D'Lo took the offense straight to Perfect and Boss Man before the bell, and after he was tagged in by Val once the match had started, was a head-wobbling house on fire! D'Lo's energetic perfomance was only stifled by underhanded tactics from Perfect, but he still managed to make a hot tag to Val. Val went straight for Perfect, while D'Lo took care of The Boss Man. Eventually, Val and Boss Man were the legal men, and one Venus-Fly-Trap Suplex (Perfect Plex) later, Val picked up the victory at [B]8:22[/B]! Post-match, Val and D'Lo celebrated in the ring, while the hurt Perfect and Boss Man yelled taunts from the entrance ramp. [/quote] Backstage, [B]The Rock[/B] is [B]WALKING[/B]~! He bumps into divas [B]Stacy [/B][B]and Torrie[/B], and they swoon. Rock keeps walking. After the break - The Rock in action! Smackdown! returns to the sight of The Rock making his way to the ring, to a monster pop. He grabs a microphone... [quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7610/therocket0.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Rock: [B]FI-NALLY....THE ROCK HAS[I] COME BACK[/I] TO RO-CHEST-ERRR!![/B] [The crowd rock in cheers, pun intended.] Rock: And The Rock says this. The Rock doesn't care who you are, The Rock doesn't care how big you are, if you still consider yourself a member of The Alliance, if you used to get your pay slips signed by Ted Turner, if you at one stage were a member of the WCW Ring Crew, if your name is Tony Schiavone, hell, if you've ever bought a WCW [B]T-Shirt[/B] in your [B][I]LIFE[/I][/B], The Rock wants to lay the Smackdown on you. In other words, whoever Michaels has managed to convince... [B]JUST...BRING IT.[/B] [The Rock drops the mic, and gets ready for battle. A few seconds later, HBK walks out onto the stage, mic in hand, to a huge pop.] HBK: Rock, I told you I owed you one, and what I promise, I deliver. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, because Ralphus and Norman Smiley were asking for too much, I give you my [B]SECOND [/B]choice. He is a former WCW World Tag Team Champion, and until I signed him to a WWF contract, was a paid up member of The Alliance. Ladies and Gentlemen, [B]Billy Kidman![/B] [Billy Kidman steps out onto the stage, behind HBK. He gives HBK a smile as he walks past, towards the ring. The Rock looks... confused.] [/quote] [b]The Rock vs Billy Kidman [/b] [quote] [center][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1447/therockbillynw0.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/center] The Rock's confidence got the better of him in the early goings, with Kidman taking the fight directly to the People's Champ, hoping to impress in his first match as a WWF Superstar. Kidman even got in a hurricanrana for a two count, surprising the crowd (and The Rock). For nearly ten minutes, Kidman had the crowd fooled that he could beat The Great One, until the match came to its obvious conclusion. At [B]9:32[/B], a Rock Bottom sealed the victory for The Rock. Post-match, Rock proved he was a sportsman, helping Kidman to his feet. The crowd cheered both men.] [/quote] Another break, and Smackdown returns to Michael Cole, introducing a pre-taped interview with Triple H. [b]Triple H via Satellite[/b] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6677/triplehzc9.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [Triple H is seen, in street clothes, sitting in a luxurious living room in his Stamford home. After exchanging some pleasantries, the interview begins.] Cole: Hunter, the question I have to ask - when will you be back? Trips: Well, he got me pretty good, but The Game will be back this Monday on RAW. Cole: And by 'he', you mean... Trips: I mean Sting. [The crowd, watching the video, cheer.] Trips: I ain't feeling sorry for myself. I've had worse done to me, hell, Stone Cold dropped my car onto concrete. If the best 'The Big Boys' can do is a simple carpark ass-kicking, well... I ain't worried. Cole: Hunter, you're the WWF World Champion, the figurehead of this company. There's guys lining out the door for a shot at that belt. Have you spoken to Commissioner Michaels about your next challenger? Trips: Shawn and I speak pretty often, but I'll figure that out when I return. But let me say this - I don't neccessarily want to defend this title against a WWF guy. Cole: So you're going to challenge someone from WCW? Trips: I'm going to talk to HBK some more. Cole: Speaking of your old friend, what about two of your other friends - Scott Hall and Kevin Nash? Trips: The Kliq is stronger than a War, Michael. Cole: So, if it had to go down, you wouldn't fight your friends? [Trips thinks for a moment.] Trips: I don't know. I honestly don't know. But let me say this - if they're in my way, something will have to be done. Cole: I know you've got some other commitments, so Hunter, thank you for your time. Trips: Thanks. And Sting - next time we meet, [I]you'll[/I] be the one with the concussion. [Trips gives a wry smile, as we cut back to Smackdown proper.] [/quote] Backstage, we see [B]Rob Van Dam,[/B] stretching in ways typically reserved for contortionists and adult film stars, as Smackdown cuts to its final break of the night! We return, to the sight of [B]Edge [/B]making his way to the ring, to act as the Special Guest Commentator for the Main Event. He is welcomed to the broadcast, as Kurt Angle and RVD enter to loud reactions. [b]Kurt Angle vs Rob Van Dam - Winner Receives An Intercontinental Title Shot![/b] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2441/anglervdrj6.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] Angle and Van Dam have history, having fought for World Titles during the InVasion, in addition to RVD's recent intrusion in Angle's affairs. Ergo, it made sense that the match was a physical one. Neither man was holding back anything. Angle, looking for a measure of revenge, busted out suplex after suplex on the limber RVD, who replied with an aerial onslaught. A Rolling Thunder garnered a two-count, and Angle responded with an (unsuccessful) Ankle Lock. Fourteen minutes in, there is still no victor. [/quote] We join the match in progress... [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2441/anglervdrj6.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [Having broken the Ankle Lock, Angle is sent to the opposite end of the ring by referee Earl Hebner. RVD stands up, favouring the opposite ankle, and both men look fatigued.] Cole: And this is where conditioning will play a part! Edge: You know Michael, I don't think it really matters who has better hair. But, if I had to pick one, I'd say RVD. [Angle and RVD lock up, but Angle quickly counters into a release German Suplex! He releases too much, however, and RVD flips back onto his feet. When Angle turns around, RVD spins a kick, but Angle catches it. RVD tries an Ensiguiri, but Angle ducks and locks in an Ankle Lock! RVD flails, and finally turns his body over to push Angle off. On the rebound, RVD rolls Angle up! One! Two! Thre-[B]KICK OUT![/B]] Tazz: RVD almost had it Cole! Cole: Our broadcast colleague almost had an opponent! [An angry Angle gets to his feet, at the same time as RVD, and charges with a takedown! Angle wails on RVD with lefts and rights, then jumps to his feet and pulls down the straps!] Cole: The last time Angle did this, he almost broke Edge's ankle! Edge: Thanks for the reminder! Cole: I was just saying th- Edge: No, it's fine. This is why I like JR more. [The fuming Olympic Hero turns his sights to RVD, who is slowly getting to his feet. He turns around and...] Cole: [B]OLYMPIC SLAM![/B] [Angle makes the cover... [B] ONE! TWO! THRE-NO! NO!][/B] Cole: And RVD kicks out at two and three quarters! [Angle is now angrier than ever. Angrier even, than last week. He slaps the mat, and rolls out of the ring.] Tazz: He's coming this way! [Edge stands up, only for Angle to floor him with a right, grab the IC Title off the announcers table and [B]SLAM IT OVER EDGE'S HEAD!![/B]] Cole: Damn it! [B]STOP IT KURT!![/B] [Tazz steps in front of Cole, but Angle's mission is accomplished. He drops the belt, turns around and is met with a[B][SIZE="3"] FLYING KICK OFF THE APRON FROM RVD!![/SIZE][/B] Cole: Thanks Tazz! Tazz: What? I was just getting out of the way! Cole: Well, RVD has just flattened Kurt Angle, but.. hey! Watch it! [Cole is yelling at RVD now, who has rolled Kurt onto the announcer's tables. He pulls out the monitors.] Tazz: Rob! Rob! [RVD ignores his old friend, jumps onto the ring apron, and then onto the top rope.] Cole: Oh no! [B]No![/B] [One R-V-D later, RVD leaps off the top rope and [SIZE="3"]SLAMS ANGLE THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH!!![/SIZE]] Cole:[B] GOOD GOD!![/B] [We can see Tazz speak, but his audio has been destroyed by RVD's Frog Splash! RVD and Angle lie in ruins, alongside the fallen body of Edge, still out from the belt shot! As Tazz checks on both men, the referee has no choice but to count them [B]BOTH [/B]out, ending the match at [B]16:04![/B]] Cole: It's a double count-out, and the champ has been KO'd! Damn it! All this for a damn title belt!! [Angle, RVD and Edge still aren't moving, as Smackdown goes off the air!] [/quote]
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[CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8685/comrawpreviewdi6.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [B]RAW Preview - April 8th 2002 - 'Game On' [/B] [QUOTE][FONT="Tahoma"]Live from the America West Airlines Arena in Phoenix, Arizona, RAW will feature the return of WWF World Heavyweight Champion [B]Triple H[/B], after being out of action for a fortnight thanks to an attack from [B]Sting[/B]! [B]Commissioner Shawn Michaels[/B] has granted his old friend the option to choose his title challenger at Backlash! Who will Triple H choose to play The Game? And will they be from the WWF or from the competition?! In addition,[B] The Hurricane and The APA[/B] will team up against the remnants of The Alliance - [B]Hugh Morrus, William Regal and Chris Kanyon[/B]! The Hurricane is looking to prove himself as a genuine WWF Superstar, but The Alliance will be looking to extract a measure of revenge against anybody in their path! Also, divas [B]Stacy and Torrie [/B]will team with Women's Champion [B]Trish Stratus[/B] in a 6-Woman Tag, facing [B]Ivory, Molly and Jacqueline[/B]! Can Stacy and Torrie finally convince Trish they're on her side? And finally, [B]WWF Chairman Vince McMahon[/B] has promised in a prepared statement that by the end of RAW, the WWF locker room will have 'no choice' but to trust him! What does Mr. McMahon have up his sleeve?! All this, and plenty more, 9pm ET on TNN![/FONT][/QUOTE]
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[CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7101/rawlogokg8.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [SIZE="5"][B]WWF RAW [/B][/SIZE][SIZE="4"] 'Game On' April 8th 2002, Phoenix, AZ [/SIZE] Before the RAW opener, we see [B]Vince McMahon[/B] arrive at the arena, a wide smile on his face. And then, cut to the opening credits and then the [B]JAM-PACKED[/B] America West Airlines Arena, as JR and The King welcome us to RAW! Tonight - The Hurricane and The APA versus The Alliance and a 6-Woman Tag, but first - [B]THE GAME RETURNS![/B] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6677/triplehzc9.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] PA: Time to play The Game.... [The crowd [B]ROCK [/B]in cheers as Triple H appears on the entrance ramp, holding his World Title. After his water-spitting entrance, Trips grabs a mic. The crowd chant his name, welcoming the World Champ back to RAW.] Trips: And in case it was ever in question, no, you[B] CAN'T[/B] stop The Game. [The crowd cheer.] Trips: Sting, you had an opportunity, and you took it. I don't blame you, and I'm not taking it personally. This belt is a target on my back, and I know the risks. So I'm not going to call you out, I'm not even going to challenge you to a match, because I know you don't have [I]the balls[/I] to show your face. But the next time that you descend from those rafters, or sneak out of the shadows in the carpark - I'll be ready. And trust me, you'll be out for a lot longer than two weeks. [The crowd cheer again.] Trips: And now, we talk about [B]this[/B]. [Triple H raises the World Title belt.] Trips: Here's how it's going to go down. If you want a shot at this belt, I don't care if you're WCW, I don't care if you're WWF, or Alliance, or ECW, hell, I don't care if you're from the nWo, the first guy to make an impression, the first guy who stands up and [B]PROVES [/B]that he deserves a shot, [B][U]GETS [/U][/B]the shot. [Trips looks at his wrist.] Trips: You've got one hour and fifty minutes. [Trips gives a wry smile, and drops the microphone.] JR: King, Triple H has just thrown down the gauntlet! King: You think maybe I could get a title shot? [/quote] Backstage, we see the remnants of The Alliance - [B]Hugh Morrus, William Regal and Chris Kanyon[/B], arriving at the arena. They enter a locker room, to find it completely and utterly trashed. A few moments later,[B] Hardcore and Crash Holly[/B] enter the shot. [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6361/alliancehollyssp2.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] Crash: Sure is a shame. Hardcore: Sure is. I mean, these guys were used by The McMahons. Betrayed by their WCW 'Big Boy' buddies. Tonight, The APA are going to kick their asses, and to top it all off, somebody goes and trashes their locker room. [An angry Morrus steps forward, but is held back by Regal and Kanyon.] Regal: We don't need any more bloody strife! Hardcore: So what, HBK signed you guys too? Morrus: You're damn right he did. Hardcore: Well, I guess we always need more guys to work the [I]B-Shows[/I]. [That's too much for Morrus, who charges at Holly, only to be grabbed by Kanyon.] Kanyon: Bill! Regal: Save it for the ring! [Morrus sneers at the Hollys, who smile and walk off.] [/quote] [SIZE="3"][b]Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler vs Ivory, Jacqueline and Mighty Molly[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9463/trishivoryad6.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] Torrie and Stacy have been determined to prove they are trustworthy to Trish in recent weeks, and took this 6-Woman match as an opportunity to prove it. Even though they received the brunt of their more experienced adversaries attack, they still put in a stellar perfomance. It wasn't enough, however. While Trish fought Ivory on the arena floor, Molly dropped Torrie with the Molly-Go-Round for the victory at [B]6:22[/B]! And post-match, Trish helped Torrie to her feet, before leading her two new friends backstage to recuperate. [/quote] At ringside, [B]JR and The King [/B]replay the carnarge from the Kurt Angle/Rob Van Dam match on Smackdown, and update us on the superstars' condition. Both men are fine, and will return this week on Smackdown! Backstage, [B]The [/B][B]ROCK [/B]is.....[B]WALKING?!! [/B]He turns a corner, and reaches his destination - Kane's locker room. [B]Kane [/B]looks up. [quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7610/therocket0.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Kane: What do you want? Rock: The Rock's great Kane, my daughter just started crawling, I'm just starting filming on a new movie with Christopher Walken, it's all coming up gold for The Rock! And how are you? Kane: What do you want? Rock: Kane, The Rock knows you're in a bit of a bad place right now. I mean, your brother got taken out by WCW, and you have to wait until Backlash to get your hands on The Big Show. Kane: And? Rock: Well, The Rock says.... who says you have to [I]wait [/I]until Backlash? [The crowd cheer, and Kane stands up.] Rock: You see, The Rock knows for a [B]FACT [/B]that WCW is here tonight. And The Rock is a little pissed at being taken out by Sting last week on RAW, so The Rock says - tag team match. The Rock and Kane, versus WCW. [The crowd cheer even louder.] Rock: Now, we can't get HBK to sign anybody to a match, but we've got some options. What do we have in Pocket #1, Rock? [The Rock pulls out a photo of [B]Booker T[/B]. Kane nods.] Kane: Who else? [The Rock reaches into another pocket, and pulls out a photo of [B]Buff Bagwell[/B].] Rock: Wait... wrong pocket. The Rock always gets his WCW pocket mixed up with his [B][I]Monkey Crap[/I][/B] pocket. [The Rock pulls out another photo, this time of [B]Diamond Dallas Page[/B]. The crowd boo.] Kane: Who else you got? [The Rock smiles, and pulls out a photo of [B]The Big Show/Giant[/B]. Kane smiles.] Kane: Deal. [The Rock smiles wider, grabs the two photos of Show and Booker, and hands them to Kane. Kane turns around, and a few seconds later, both photos are on [B]FIRE!![/B]] Rock: What in the BLUE hell?! Do you have to set fire to everything, freak?! Remind The Rock not to ask you to babysit! And why do you carry a lighter with you?! [Kane watches the fire, and grins, as we cut to the ring.] [/quote] [SIZE="3"][b]The Hurricane, Farooq and Bradshaw vs William Regal, Hugh Morrus and Chris Kanyon [/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7221/hurricanekanyonrt1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The Hurricane requested this match to prove his loyalty to the WWF, and he took the fight to the remnants of The Alliance, attacking Regal right after the bell. Hurricane was a little too ambitious, however, and quickly found himself in a perilous position. A powerbomb from Hugh Morrus almost garnered a three-count, but Hurricane kicked out at 2.9. After being triple-teamed by The Alliance, Hurricane finally found the strength to reverse an attempted Flatliner from Kanyon, and make the hot tag to Farooq! Farooq (and the illegal Bradshaw) entered the ring, and the match quickly descended into chaos! Amidst the drama, it was The Hurricane who tilted the balance in favour of the WWF, dropping Kanyon with the Eye Of The Hurricane, and allowing Farooq to make the cover at [B]8:32[/B]! Post-match, The Hurricane posed on the top rope for the fans, while The APA looked on, confused. But, when Hurricane jumped back down to the ring, Farooq offered him a handshake, welcoming the masked star to the WWF! [/quote] Backstage, [B]Commissioner Shawn Michaels[/B] is seen writing in his office. A knock at the door, and in walks [B]Maven[/B]. [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6139/mavenvw4.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] HBK: Maven, good to see you. Maven: Commissioner Michaels, I just want to thank you for giving me a match on RAW tonight. I know there's a lot of guys you could have booked instead, and for you to have faith in me, well, it means a lot. HBK: No problem, kid. [HBK stands up.] HBK: But some advice. You've got talent, which is why I gave you the match tonight. But you gotta believe in yourself. You shouldn't be thanking me for the match, you should be asking me why I [I]haven't[/I] given you a title shot. You should be asking why your match isn't the main event. You think I waited around for someone to pass me the ball? No, I [B]TOOK [/B]it. So win tonight, lose tonight, it doesn't matter. But make your mark. You get it? [Maven thinks for a moment, and smiles.] Maven: I get it. Seeya, Shawn. [Maven leaves, and HBK fakes a tear.] Shawn: My little boy's all grown up. [/quote] After a commercial for the special-edition DVD of Wrestlemania 18, we return to the sight of Maven in the ring. A few seconds later, Funaki emerges from the curtain, and our match is on! [SIZE="3"][b]Maven vs Funaki[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/43/mavenfunakidr7.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The fired-up Maven took the early advantage, thanks also to his power and size advantage. Although Funaki made a brief comeback, Maven was a wrestler possessed, and dispatched Funaki at [B]5:08[/B] with a flying cross-body block! [/quote] Backstage, [B]Booker T[/B] and [B]The Giant[/B] are seen, arriving at the arena. [B]Commissioner Shawn Michaels[/B] walks up to them, holding a piece of paper. He is flanked by [B]Albert [/B]and [B]Rikishi[/B], a defense against the WCW loyalists. [quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2224/hbkbc9.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] HBK: Hey boys. [The Giant glares.] Giant: You're a real brave guy, HBK. Why don't you tell your boys to leave, and we can have a talk? HBK: Oh, I'm not here to talk. Here's your match listing for tonight. You guys are up against The Rock and Kane in about... Oh, 5 minutes. [The crowd cheer.] Booker: Oh hell no man, I ain't fightin' Kane again! That sucka is [I]crazy[/I]! HBK: Booker, you seem to be under the impression that I don't own you. You guys might be with Flair, but your WWF and Alliance contracts are with me. And if you breach them, you get fined an amount with more zeros than WCW's last rating. So get dressed boys, because you got a match. [Booker shakes his head, and walks off. The Giant stays.] Giant: How's your [I]back[/I], Shawn? [Shawn glares at The Giant.] Shawn: Get your ass in the ring. [HBK turns and leaves. Rikishi and Albert stare down The Giant, then follow HBK out of shot. The Giant smiles.] [/quote] After another break, we return to the sight of The Rock and Kane entering the ring, to [B]HUGE [/B]cheers. Booker and Giant enter soon after, to the opposite reaction from the capacity crowd. And, just like that, a main event! [SIZE="3"][b]The Rock and Kane versus Booker T and The Giant[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8427/rockkanebookershowfw8.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The Giant and The Rock started off proceedings, with Rock unable to even move the 450 pounder for the first few minutes. It was literally all Giant, with the former Big Show hurling The Rock around the ring like a rag doll. It took The Rock two shoulder blocks to finally knock Giant off his feet, and by then he had made the tag out to Booker! Rock and Booker exchanged moves for the next section of the match, with both a Spinarooni and a People's Elbow for the crowd. Just when Booker looked to have the momentum with an axe kick, The Rock tagged to Kane, who cleaned house, flattening Booker with a powerslam and a big boot. A two-count followed, and Kane had enough. He grabbed Booker, and threw him into The Giant, registering a tag with the referee! The crowd rocked in heat, at the pre-Backlash confrontation between The Giant versus Kane! It was, however, short-lived. Booker intervened, knocking Kane with a spinning kick to the back and allowing The Giant to drop him with a Final Cut! Kane kicked out at two, and also drew The Rock into the ring! Rock hammered on Show, distracting the referee long enough for Booker to slam Kane in the back of the head with a chair, then roll him up for the quick three count at [B]11:03![/B] [/quote] Post-match, The Rock went back to the ring to check on Kane, when.... [quote] JR: And Kane is slowly getting up from that chair-shot, but... [JR is interrupted by the sight of a shakey camera on the TitanTron, showing the arena car park. The camera man is obviously being throttled, and when [B][SIZE="3"]Scott Hall, Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner[/SIZE][/B] walk into shot, we understand why!] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/696/bigboyssa3.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] King: Aah! JR: It's The Outsiders and Steiner, and I think they just hijacked a cameraman! [The Rock glares at The TitanTron, as the crowd rock in cheers and boos.] Hall: Hey yo, Rock. We been watching you. We been hearing you talk trash about Dubbya-See-Dubbya. Well Rock, we don't care much for that company, but we sure do care about you, Rock. Nash: What my friend here is trying to say Rock, is that we've have taken a... special interest in you. After all, we didn't enlist in this War just to powerbomb Spike Dudley, or to mess with 'The Alliance', we came to hunt big game. And Rock, they don't come any bigger than you. Tell 'em, Scotty. Steiner: [B]ROCK[/B], I'm gunna make it simple for your dumbass 'people'. McMahon can do all he wants to keep us out of the arena, but we can do whatever we like [B]OUTSIDE [/B]of the arena. So Rock, at Backlash, when our boy The Giant destroys that freak in the ring, we figured you might want some company. So we'll be waiting for you Rock. We'll be waiting in the parking lot, just like we are tonight. And if you got the balls, you come see us. Nash: And Rock... Feel free to bring some friends. Cause we're gunna bring [B]OURS[/B]. [The Outsiders and Steiner wave to The Rock, before pushing the cameraman to the ground and leaving the shot.] JR: Bah gawd! The Big Boys will be at Backlash!! King: And they're gunning for The Rock!! [/quote] After a break, we return to the sight of [B]Triple H[/B], talking to[B] Perry Saturn[/B] backstage. Suddenly, [B]Maven [/B]enters the shot, and [B]CHARGES [/B]at Triple H!! Trips, however, is prepared, meets Maven head on and tackles him into the wall, putting a Maven-shaped hole in the plaster!! Maven slumps in a heap, and Trips tells him 'Nice try', before returning to his conversation with Saturn... Back in the ring, newly signed WWF superstar, and former Alliance member, Billy Kidman makes his way to the ring. A few seconds later, Tajiri enters, and the fifth match for the evening is on! [SIZE="3"][b]Billy Kidman vs Tajiri[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9933/kidmantajiricm7.jpg[/IMG][/URL] A spirited affair from the two Cruiserweights, with the crowd solidly behind the Japanese Buzzsaw. Back and forth, high-flying action dominated most of the match, and it looked to be over for Kidman quickly after a Tarantula in the corner. Kidman however, fought back, and dropped Tajiri with a sit-down powerbomb for a two-count at the five minute mark. [/quote] We join the match in progress... [quote] JR: Tajiri barely kicking out of that one! [Kidman rolls Tajiri to his feet, and whips him into the turnbuckle. He charges, only for Tajiri to float over and floor him with a back kick! Kidman slumps to his knees, and Tajiri follows that up with a stiff running kick to the back!] JR: Tajiri using those educated feet, and now Kidman is the one in trouble... King: JR! Look! [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8/vincemcmahonzs2.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [We cut to the entrance ramp, to see [B]Vince McMahon[/B] appear from behind the curtain!] JR: What the hell is Mr. McMahon doing he- [JR stops in mid-sentence, as a behemoth of a man steps out, walking behind Vince. He looks to be almost 300 pounds of pure muscle, with a menacing tattoo that spreads all over his back. He is the epitome of a monster. He is.... [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3803/brocklesnarbj8.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] JR: That's [B]Brock Lesnar[/B]! One of the WWF's developmental talents! But what's he doing on RAW? [At Vince's command, Brock enters the ring, picks up Tajiri and [B][SIZE="3"]DROPS HIM WITH THE F-5!![/SIZE][/B]] JR: [B]OH MY GOD![/B] King: He just picked him up and dropped him like he was nothing! [Kidman notices the intrusion, and tries to hammer Brock with lefts and rights, but is kicked in the gut and powerbombed not once, not twice, but [B]THREE TIMES![/B]] JR: Good god [B]ALMIGHTY[/B]! Brock Lesnar has just torn apart two men in less than thirty seconds! King: And look at Vince! [Vince is smiling with glee at his new protege's destruction, and grabs a microphone from Lillian Garcia.] Vince: I [B]TOLD [/B]you I'd [B]MAKE [/B]them trust me!! [The crowd rock in heat at McMahon.] Vince: And let that be a lesson to [B]ANYBODY [/B]in the locker-room, and that includes [B][I]YOU[/I][/B], HBK. If you cross the boss, you cross Brock Lesnar. 280 pounds of pure [B]DESTRUCTION[/B]. A four-time All-American and a former NCAA wrestling [B]CHAMPION[/B]. The most sought after young talent in sports entertainment and a man who [B]WILL [/B]be 'The Next Big Thing'. And he answers to [B]ME[/B]. [Brock rolls his shoulders and sticks out his tongue.] Vince: And what he did tonight, is just a taste of what he CAN do. And Flair, next time you want to kidnap me - you'll have to go through HIM. [Vince raises Brock's hand, drops the microphone, and leaves the ring.] JR: Good [B]GOD.[/B] [/quote] After a break, we go backstage, where [B]Edge [/B]is standing alongside [B]Terri[/B]. [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5851/edgepv8.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] Terri: Edge, you requested this interview time, so I'm not going to hold you up. Edge: Thanks, dollface. It's like this. Last week on Smackdown, I almost my head caved in by Kurt Angle using my OWN Intercontinental Title. So you'd think I'd want to challenge Kurt Angle. But nope. [The crowd cheer.] Edge: And if I'm not challenging Angle, you'd think I'd be challenging RVD. [The crowd pop, and a small 'RVD' chant starts.] Edge: But, nope. Terri: So... who [B]ARE [/B]you challenging? [Edge pauses for a moment, almost offended at the interruption. He then blatantly checks out Terri's cleavage, and does so for about ten seconds. Terri rolls her eyes.] Edge: I'm sorry. Drifted off for a second there. So, my challenge. As the Intercontinental Champion, I will only face the very [I]breast [/I]in this company, the very [B]BEST [/B]in this company, when I defend my [I]tit[/I]-le. [B]Title[/B]. I said title. [Terri shakes her head.] Edge: So if I'm not challenging Kurt Angle, and I'm not challenging RVD, then I must be challenging... Oh, I don't know - [B]BOTH OF THEM.[/B] [The crowd cheer.] JR: Oh my! Edge: Backlash - April 21st. Edge versus Kurt Angle versus Rob Van Dam for MY Intercontinental Title. If those guys want a title shot so bad, they can have it at the same time. But rest assured, Edge-a-holics. This title belt is staying where it belongs - around [B]MY [/B]waist. [Edge smiles, and leaves the shot. Terri shrugs, and sends it back to JR.] JR: Edge with a huge challenge for Backlash! King: And if RVD and Angle almost killed themselves for the #1 Contendership, imagine what they're going to do in the TITLE match! JR: Well, that's two weeks from now, on April 21st. But by my count, we've got about ten minutes until Triple H's time limit expires! And King, to be perfectly honest, I don't think anybody has 'stood up'! King: What about me JR? I've been great tonight! JR: Oh please... [/quote] Backstage, [B]Triple H [/B]is....[B]WALKING[/B]~! And, suddenly, [B]Scotty 2 Hotty[/B] bursts into shot! Triple H steps out of the way, and Scotty runs straight into a wall! Trips shakes his head, and keeps walking, as we cut to the ring! [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6677/triplehzc9.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] PA: [B]TIME TO PLAY THE GAMMEEE..... [/B] [The crowd rock in cheers, as Triple H steps onto to the stage. He does his water-blowing entrance for the second time tonight, and grabs a microphone.] Trips: So... here we are. [The crowd cheer.] Trips: I gave you all the [B]ENTIRE [/B]show to [B]PROVE [/B]you deserve to play The Game, and what do I get? The Rock and Kane lose their match. Big Show and Booker T win their match with a chair shot. Maven and Scotty 2 Hotty gave it a shot, and they both met the wall. Hell, there's two people who've barely impressed me tonight. One is Vince's Frankenstein Monster, and the other is the god damn [B][I]Hurricane[/I][/B]! [The crowd cheer, and a small 'Hurricane' chant starts.] Trips: So if you're going to stand up, do it now, or it's gunna be Triple H versus [B]HIMSELF [/B]at Backlash. And trust me, I've beaten myself enough. [The crowd laugh, but still nobody has 'stood up'. Fans in the audience are screaming at Triple H, however.] Trips: Wait, one of you wants a shot? [The crowd cheer.] Trips: Ok, ok. If nobody back there wants a shot, I'll fight the little girl in the front row. Or maybe her mom. I don't know. [Suddenly, [B]Stevie Richards[/B] runs to the ring!] JR: It's Stevie! [Triple H is ready for him, and exchanges punches with Big Stevie Cool before kicking him in the gut and delivering a Pedigree! Trips kicks Stevie out of the ring, and picks up his mic.] Trips: Well, I admire his guts. But sorry, Stevie. Maybe next ye- [Hunter stops speaking, due to the very simple fact that the lights have gone out?!] JR: What the... [Suddenly, a lone spotlight, on the rafters.] JR: King, is that... [We see movement, and then... [B][SIZE="3"]STING [/SIZE]LOWERS HIMSELF TO THE RING!!!![/B] [B]THE CROWD EXPLODE IN A MIXED REACTION, AS STING REPELS ALL THE WAY DOWN!![/B]] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9748/sting2xg1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] JR: [B]OH MY GAWD! STING IS IN THE HOUSE![/B] King: And this time, he's going to be face to face!! [Sting lands in the ring, the lights come back on and.... Triple H looks confused? The camera gets a tighter shot, to reveal that 'Sting' is actually [B]a life-like dummy in a trenchcoat?!! [/B] Triple H opens the trenchcoat, to see a paper sign, much like the one stuck on his body when he was attacked on Smackdown a fortnight earlier. Like the earlier note, it simply says one word... [/quote] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][B]'BANG.'[/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [quote] [Triple H pulls the note off the Sting dummy, and the crowd rock in heat as [B][SIZE="3"]DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE CRAWLS OUT FROM UNDER THE RING, SLIDES UNDER THE ROPES THEN..... DROPS TRIPLE H WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER!![/B]][/size] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9712/diamonddallaspagett7.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] JR: [B]DDP FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! HE'S JUST DROPPED THE CHAMP!![/B] King: I think someone just stood up, JR!! JR: [B]TRIPLE H ASKED FOR IT, AND DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE JUST DELIVERED! KING, WHAT HAS THE WWF CHAMPION GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO?!![/B] [DDP gives a '[B]BANG[/B]~!' over Triple H's body, as RAW fades to black!!] [/quote]
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I loved the ending with DDP slipping into the ring unscouted and dropping HHH with the Diamond Cutter, nice twist to the story. It's also interesting to see Vince being the one to introduce Brock Lesnar into the mix, nice touch with the much-loved WWE/F formula of squashing a couple of cruiserweights to put him over.
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[quote][Maven leaves, and HBK fakes a tear.] Shawn: My little boy's all grown up.[/quote] That one made me laugh so hard ! Very good ending with DDP entering in the mix. It keeps Sting out of the ring which will make his future confrontation with HHH just that much more interesting and special. A very clever way to add Brock Lesnar I must say.
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So as excited as I am about a DDP HHH match (and believe me it should be great) I was a bit disappointed with the ending. I mean you made everyone think Sting (A WCW icon) was going to challenge then threw in the DDP (another WCW great but not nearly as over as Sting.) twist. I honestly think it would've been more effective the other way around don't you? Another great show though.
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[QUOTE=mad5226;239959]So as excited as I am about a DDP HHH match (and believe me it should be great) I was a bit disappointed with the ending. I mean you made everyone think Sting (A WCW icon) was going to challenge then threw in the DDP (another WCW great but not nearly as over as Sting.) twist. I honestly think it would've been more effective the other way around don't you? Another great show though.[/QUOTE] Oh, no doubt that Triple H vs Sting is a better match than Triple H vs DDP, but I'm holding off on the 'Big Boys' versus WWF guys until after Backlash. That's why only Big Show and DDP will be in legit matches, as their appearance can be explained by the fact they're under WWF and Alliance contracts. That's also why Nash/Hall/Steiner challenged Rock to a non-match. I'm pulling the trigger on the big stuff pretty soon, but yeah, I want to keep some semblance of reality to the matches for the first PPV. Don't worry, Triple H and Sting will have a match eventually ;)
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[center][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2993/comsmackdowntq7.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/center] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]WWF Smackdown! Preview - April 11 2002[/COLOR][/B] [quote] [FONT="Tahoma"]From Tuscon, Arizona, Smackdown! is set to deliver another blockbuster show! After the events of last week, [B]Commissioner Shawn Michaels[/B] has signed [B]Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam and Edge[/B] into a triangle [B]TAG TEAM[/B] match, with each competitor choosing a mystery partner! Who will the three men choose? And who will come out victorious ahead of the three-way-dance at Backlash? In addition, WWF.com can report that [B]Triple H[/B] has officially accepted [B]Diamond Dallas Page[/B] to be his World Title opponent at Backlash! Will DDP be in attendance on Smackdown? Will Triple H? How long can these two men stay apart, after DDP's surprise Diamond Cutter on the Champ?! Also - [B]The Hardyz[/B] defend their World Tag Team Titles against Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert, and Vince McMahon's 'Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar versus Crash Holly! All this and more, Thursday at 9PM/ET on UPN! [/FONT] [/quote]
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[SIZE="5"][B]WWF Smackdown[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]April 11th 2002 Tuscon, AZ[/SIZE] [B][SIZE="3"]'Somebody's going to Emergency, Somebody's going to RAW''[/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][img]http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4064/smackdownlogoky1.jpg[/img][/CENTER] Smackdown! opens to the sight of [B]Commissioner Shawn Michaels[/B], staring directly at the camera. HBK welcomes us to the show, then announces his matches for tonight. [B]Kurt Angle[/B] and a partner, versus [B]Edge [/B]and a partner, versus [B]Rob Van Dam[/B] and a partner, in a tag team three-way dance! And then, the recently returned [B]D'Lo Brown[/B] will take on.... [B]Diamond Dallas Page[/B]! HBK tells Page that if he wants a shot at Triple H, he's going to have to earn it! One HBK smile later, we cut to the Smackdown! opening credits... And return to capacity crowd, whose cheers only grow louder as the theme music of the [B]Hardy Boyz [/B]hit! [SIZE="3"] [b]The Hardyz vs Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8646/hardyztoocoolja5.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] In this non-title match, the two fan-favourite teams lit up the crowd with back and forth action. Lita cheered Team Extreme from ringside, and it had the desired effect. Although a Worm and a Rikishi Splash almost put the Hardyz away, the champion's tenacity was too much for Too Cool (get it?), and they picked up the win with a Twist Of Fate/Swanton combo on Scotty at [B]7:32[/B]! [/quote] Backstage, [B]Rob Van Dam [/B]is seen, talking with his chosen tag partner about their upcoming match. The camera pans to the right, to see [B]TAJIRI[/B]~! looking confused. RVD laughs, and shakes Tajiri's hand instead. Tajiri still looks confused. In another section backstage, [B]Stone Cold[/B] is seen stepping out of a...[B]BIG ASS TRUCK![/B] Austin grabs his gym bag, and walks towards the arena! After a break, Smackdown! returns to[B] Stone Cold [/B]making his way to the ring, to a [B]MASSIVE [/B]pop! [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/5047/steveaustinys0.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [Austin grabs a mic, and calls for an early beer. He pops it open and takes a swig, then spits it out.] Austin: Next time, don't throw Stone Cold a light beer. [The crowd pop.] Austin: So here's Stone Cold, sitting at home on Monday, and what does he see? Crowd: What? Austin: You're damn right, What. Stone Cold sees DDP stun the hell out of Triple H! [The crowd boo.] Austin: And I think to myself... I wish I'd thought of that. If all you had to do to get a title shot in this company was kick Triple H's ass, well, Stone Cold would be a twenty-time champ by now! [The crowd cheer, and an 'Austin' chant starts.] Austin: But I ain't here to talk about DDP or Triple H, or Sting, or that Stone Cold rip-off [B]Goldberg[/B]... [The crowd pop at the mention of Goldberg.] Austin: I'm here to talk about [B][I]Shane McMahon. [/I][/B] [The crowd boo.] Austin: Shane, last time we met, you pissed off the Rattlesnake. So, I cost your boys the tag titles. But tonight, I spoke to that born-again SOB HBK, and I got myself a match. Stone Cold Steve Austin versus......... Test. [The crowd give a mild reaction.] Austin: But I got HBK to add a stipulation. You see Shane, when Stone Cold walks to that ring in half an hour... Crowd: [B]WHAT[/B]? Austin: He's gunna slide under the ropes... Crowd: [B]WHAT[/B]? Austin: He's gunna stretch his legs... Crowd: [B]WHAT[/B]? Austin: And then he's gunna stomp a mudhole in that creepy looking Canadian bastard, [B]AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LI[/B]... Wait. Wait. It's not the Bottom Line. The Bottom Line is Shane, HBK told me that when I beat Test tonight, I get a match on RAW..... Against [B][U]you[/U][/B]. [The crowd [B]ROCK [/B]in cheers, as Austin gives a self-satisfied grin.] Austin: And [B]THAT's[/B] the bottom line..... Austin and Crowd: [B]CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!![/B] [Austin drops the mic, and leaves the ring.] Cole: Tazz, Stone Cold's in action [B]TONIGHT[/B]! Tazz: And what better motivation to win, than getting his hands on Shane O'Mac! [/quote] Backstage, we see [B]Brock Lesnar[/B], lifting a giant metal structure to prepare for his upcoming match. Vince McMahon looks on with unabashed glee, as we cut to an ad for WWF Shopzone. When we return, it's to the sight of [B]Crash Holly[/B], already in the ring. [SIZE="3"][b]Brock Lesnar vs Crash Holly[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8563/brockcrashmv2.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] If you're genuinely curious as to the outcome of this match, please consult a physics textbook. The 280-pound Lesnar was way too much for Crash, who barely got in a dropkick. One F-5 later, and Brock was victorious at [B]3:28[/B]. Post-match, Vince demanded Lesnar send another message to the locker-room, and a Triple Powerbomb soon followed, leaving Crash completely unconscious. [/quote] And then, Vince shocked us all by grabbing a microphone. [quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8/vincemcmahonzs2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Vince: And [B]THAT [/B]is [B][I]EXACTLY [/I][/B]what will happen who crosses the [B]BOSS[/B]. Crash, I'm sorry you had to be our guinea pig, but hey, at least you got on the show. [Crash's limp body doesn't move.] Vince: So Flair, I know we haven't seen you for a few weeks, but let this be a lesson. Whatever you bring at the WWF, I'll just do what I've always done. Find someone younger, faster, [B]STRONGER[/B], and beat you week in, week out. WCW always was made of the WWF's rejects in this survival of the fittest industry, and I think it's about time that Vince McMahon and the WWF did some... natural selection. So bring your men to RAW this Monday, Flair, and we'll let nature take it's course. [Vince slaps Brock on the back, and the two leave the ring.] Cole: A challenge from the Chairman! Tazz: I love it Cole! Survival of the fittest, baby! [/quote] After the break, Smackdown returns to the sight of Kurt Angle, talking to someone off-screen... [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4706/kurtanglehairgr5.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The camera is too far away to hear what they're saying, until the person Kurt is talking with steps into view... [CENTER][IMG]http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5647/mrperfectpq9.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Perfect: Kurt Angle and Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig? Together? My friend, that sounds absolutely... [B]PERFECT[/B]. [Angle smiles, and the two shake hands.] Cole: Angle's chosen Perfect as his tag partner, and the three-way dance just got a whole lot more interesting! Tazz: So who will Edge choose? [/quote] Backstage, we see [B]DDP [/B]taping his wrists, preparing for his match. He is flanked by security, due to his controversial status in the company, and Tazz and Cole hype his upcoming bout against D'Lo as we cut to a break! When we return, it's to the sound of [B]D'Lo Brown[/B]'s entrance music. D'Lo gets a good pop from the crowd, as Cole and Tazz talk about his surprise return last week. Moments later, DDP's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' music hits, and the master of The Diamond Cutter makes his way to the ring, to huge heat. [SIZE="3"] [b]D'Lo Brown vs Diamond Dallas Page[/b] [/SIZE] [quote] [center][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1229/ddpdloxa3.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/center] D'Lo was looking to capitalise on his momentum from last week, and went straight for Page, hammering him with lefts and rights at the beginning of the match. The veteran, however, quickly evened the score, and dominated the first five minutes. An attempt at a Diamond Cutter failed, and D'Lo reversed it into a Sky High for a two count! The match went back and forth from there, with a series of near falls in the final stages, before D'Lo went for a Frog Splash. DDP knocked the ropes, crotching D'Lo on the top, then delivered a ring-shaking [B]TOP ROPE DIAMOND CUTTER![/B] The three-count was elementary, and DDP picked up the win at [B]10:23[/B]. [/quote] Of course, it didn't end there for DDP... [quote] Cole: And Diamond Dallas Page, Triple H's opponent at Backlash, picks up an impressive win over D'Lo Brown! Tazz: D'Lo gave it his all Cole, but that Diamond Cutter can come from nowhere! Cole: Well, D'Lo should be pro- [Cole is interrupted by the sight of [B][SIZE="3"]Triple H[/SIZE][/B] appearing on the entrance ramp, sans music.] [CENTER][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6677/triplehzc9.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Cole: oh my!! Tazz: It's [B]The Game![/B] [Triple H glares at Page from the top of the ramp, and Page sees him. Not missing a beat, Page rolls under the ropes and starts walking towards Triple H!] Tazz: But DDP isn't backing down Cole! He [B]WANTS [/B]this! [Trips starts to walk to the ring, when a phalanx of security guards storm the entrance ramp, led by Shawn Michaels! The crowd boo, as the guards form a barricade halfway up the ramp!] Cole: Now what?! [HBK yells at his guards, to keep Trips and DDP seperate. Trips yells back at HBK, who yells back that he's doing it for him! An angry Triple H turns away, then [B][SIZE="3"]CHARGES AT THE SECURITY GUARDS!![/SIZE][/B] The crowd pop, but Triple H is restrained. DDP taunts him from the other end of the ramp, and the crowd are rocking!] Tazz: And now DDP knows he's in Triple H's head!! [DDP gives Trips a smile, gives him a [B]BANG[/B]~!, then hops a barricade and leaves through the crowd, waving goodbye to Trips and HBK as he does. A furious Triple H yells at Michaels, then leaves the stage, escorted by security.] Cole: The WWF Champ is [I]FUMING[/I]! [HBK is yelled at by the surrounding crowd, and he shakes his head before turning to leave. But, that's not all.] Tazz: Cole! Look! DDP didn't leave! [Tazz is right. DDP left through the crowd, but he merely got on the other end of the Smackdown! set! Page waits, ready to pounce, as HBK walks towards his position. The camera has a perfect shot of DDP's trap, but HBK is none the wiser.] Cole: And HBK doesn't even realise! Shawn! [DDP strikes, stepping out behind HBK, tapping him on the shoulder then [B][SIZE="3"]DROPPING HIM WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO THE FLOOR!![/SIZE][/B]!] Cole:[B] OH!! DIAMOND CUTTER![/B] Tazz: He just took out The Commish!! Cole: HBK might have had the best intentions, but he just payed for them! [Page gives one last smile, before making his REAL escape. The crowd look on in shock, as officials and security rush to the scene.] Cole: Damn him! [/quote] After a commercial break, we replay the events from the last segment, as Cole reports that HBK is being tended to by WWF Medical Staff. According to their reports, they do not think HBK has any serious injury, but are stretchering him to a nearby hospital to make sure. He is, however, still unconscious from the Cutter. Backstage, we see Intercontinental Champion [B]Edge[/B], standing alongside [B]Terri[/B]. [quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5851/edgepv8.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Terri: Edge, the question on everyone's mind - who is your mystery partner tonight? Edge: Well Terri, before we begin, let me apologise for my immature actions last Monday on RAW. I certainly shouldn't have made any remarks about your massive breasts, and I apologise. Terri: ... Thanks. Edge: Anytime. And now, to lift the decorum of this interview, it's time to introduce my mystery partner for tonight's match against RVD and Tajiri, and Mr. Perfect and Mr. Wheaties... Ladies and Gentlemen - [B]VAL VENIS[/B]. [CENTER][IMG][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9976/seanmorleynw4.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/IMG][/CENTER] [Val steps into view, wearing a towel, to a loud ovation. He smiles at Terri.] Val: HELLO.... lady. You know, The Big Valbowski was a little hesitant when Edge first asked me to be his partner. After all, I was looking forward to heading back to the hotel for a nice, long, relaxing, wet........ [I]shower[/I], when I see that Val Venis wannabe Mr. Perfect is Angle's partner. [The crowd boo.] Val: And I thought to myself - the shower can wait. Because the only thing that Val likes more than long... hot..... wet.... [I]showers[/I], is [B]PROVING [/B]that I am the very best in this business. And if that means I get my hands on Mr. Perfect, then I [B][I]REALLY [/I][/B]want to prove it. [Val offers his hand to shake.] Edge: I don't want to know where that hand has been, but ok. [Edge shakes, and the two head to the ring!!] [/quote] Backstage, [B]HBK [/B]is seen being wheeled into an ambulance. [B]Triple H [/B]walks up, sees his friend on the stretcher, and slams the side of the ambulance with his fist. We cut back to ringside, just in time to hear the music of Rob Van Dam. The crowd rock in cheers, as RVD and Tajiri make their way to the ring. A few seconds later, Angle and Perfect arrive to HUGE heat, and are soon followed by Edge and Val. Immediately, the match descends into a wild brawl! [SIZE="3"][b]Rob Van Dam and Tajiri vs Kurt Angle and Mr. Perfect vs Edge and Val Venis[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7237/3waytagtq4.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] The 6-man melee that started the match almost ended it. Stereo Spears on Angle and Perfect from Edge and Venis were followed by Stereo Dropkicks by Tajiri and RVD, again followed up by Stereo Lionsaults from the high-flying ECW alumni! Eventually, referee Mike Chioda got the match under control, with Angle and Tajiri starting. Furious at his loss to Tajiri a week earlier, Angle decimated the Japanese Buzzsaw with suplexes, before tagging to Perfect. The two teamed on Tajiri, before a hot tag to RVD saw him clean house. We then ran through almost every combination of workers in fast-paced action, including a long set between Edge and RVD, before Venis and Perfect were tagged in. The two Backlash opponents went at each other like two hobos fighting over a steak, with Val getting the upper-hand. Were it not for interference from Kurt Angle, Val would have picked up the win with a Perfect-Plex! In the end, however, the match descended into another brawl. This time, it had a different conclusion. Legal man RVD had Perfect down in the ring, and was about to hit the Rolling Thunder, when Kurt Angle grabbed him from behind, then dropped him with the Angle Slam to steal a pinfall at [b]14:23[/b]!! Post-match, Angle and Perfect celebrated their victory, as an angry RVD looked on in anger. [/quote] Backstage, [B]Shane McMahon [/B]and [B]Christian [/B]are seen, preparing [B]Test [/B]for his match with Stone Cold. Shane McMahon is especially enthusiastic. A video plays, detailing the current War between the WWF and WCW's Ric Flair-led 'Big Boys', including the initial attack and the battles since then. It ends with footage of Flair from three weeks earlier, promising that the 'War' has just begun... And we cut back to ringside, just in time for the main event! [SIZE="3"][b]'Stone Cold' Steve Austin vs Test[/b][/SIZE] [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8568/austintestco2.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] As Test and Austin make their way to the ring, Austin to a [B]HUGE [/B]ovation from the crowd, Cole and Tazz run us through the stipulation one more time. If Austin wins, he gets Shane McMahon, one-on-one, this Monday on RAW. With his own body at stake, Shane McMahon took an obvious interest in the match, and joined Cole and Tazz on commentary, while Christian hung at ringside. With the lure of getting his hands on Shane McMahon, Austin was a man possessed in the beginning of the match, hammering at Test with punches, stomps and a general Stone Cold ass-whoomping. It was only when Test reversed an attempted suplex that he got back into the match, and a Powerslam soon after got a two-count. Just when Austin looked like making his comeback, Christian intervened, tripping Austin while he ran the ropes. An angry Austin then floored Test with a punch, and chased Christian around the ring! [/quote] We join the match in progress... [quote] [CENTER][URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4018/christianlongsr9.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] Cole: And Christian's high-tailing it [B]INTO [/B]the ring!! [Christian slides under the bottom rope, and Austin follows. However, while Christian makes a quick escape, diving under the opposite ropes, Austin charges and is met with a [B]HUGE BIG BOOT FROM TEST[/B]!!] Cole: OH!! Tazz: He almost took his head off!! McMahon: Yeah baby! Come on Test! Cover him!! [Test makes the cover... [B] ONE! TWO! [I]THRE[/I]-NO!! NO! AUSTIN KICKS OUT!![/B]] McMahon: That was [B]THREE[/B]! This is [B][I]BS!![/I][/B] [Shane O'Mac pulls off his headset, and jumps onto the ring apron. Referee Earl Hebner turns and yells at Shane to leave, giving Christian an opportunity to attack Austin from ringside with a choke. An angry Test then grabs Austin, and puts him between his legs for a powerbomb, only for Austin to push him off and deliver a low-blow behind the ref's back!!] Cole: Yeah! Austin with some payback!! [Shane McMahon yells and points at Austin, begging for a DQ, only to get floored with a punch from Stone Cold, [I]sending him flying off the ring apron to the floor! [/I] The crowd rock in cheers as Austin turns around, ducks a clothesline from Christian, then throws him out of the ring!! Test, still grabbing his Test-icles, charges at Austin only to get [B][SIZE="3"]KICK-WHAMMED-STUNNER[/SIZE]!!!][/B] Cole: [B]HE HITS IT!![/B] [The ref makes the cover.... [B]ONE! TWO! [SIZE="3"]THREE[/SIZE]!![/B]] Cole: [B]AUSTIN GETS MCMAHON! AUSTIN GETS MCMAHON!![/B] [Stone Cold throws his fingers up in the air, and jaws at the unconscious body of Test. Shane McMahon and Christian chuck a tantrum on the floor, and our final shot is of Stone Cold smiling and giving the bird to Shane O'Mac!] Cole: Oh my! Stone Cold vs Shane McMahon on Monday!! Tazz: If Austin gets his way, this might be the last time we ever see Shane McMahon on Smackdown, Cole! Cole: Fans, [B]we're out of time![/B] [/quote]
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