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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Afroduck" data-cite="Afroduck" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="29954" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I actually managed to find my 2005 game I was working on a long time ago.I was playing through and seen Eric "Butterbean" Esch ended up with a neck injury LOL what the hell neck does Butterbean have to injure LOL.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> To steal a line from Billy Birmingham:</p><p> </p><p> "He's back in the team now after recent surgery - unfortunately the giveanecktome didn't take"</p><p> </p><p> A cookie if you can tell me who the quote was about! </offtopic></p>
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Good strategy by Hiroko Doi :D

 

>Moving on, Hiroko Doi squares off with 'Dracula's Daughter' Olga Kucerovß in the Q-Cage Bantamweight division.

>And here we go!

>Doi slips out of the way of a leg kick.

>Kucerovß hits a flurry of quick punches.

>Doi dives forward, trying to grab a leg!

>Kucerovß gets her leg trapped briefly, but is able to pull free before a submission could be threatened.

>Kucerovß ends up looking down on a grounded Doi.

>Doi is hit with a sharp kick to the calf.

>Kucerovß kicks Doi to the thigh.

>Kucerovß stands back and allows Doi to stand back up.

>An exchange of strikes doesn't lead to any real damage.

>Both fighters throw strikes, no significant damage is inflicted by either.

>From the missed strikes they clinch.

>We go past the halfway point of this round.

>Doi looks for a trip takedown.

>The takedown is unsuccessful, Kucerovß blocked Doi.

>Kucerovß turns Doi slightly, creating enough space so that she can break free of the grapple.

>A straight right fails to land and Kucerovß is able to fire back with a stinging leg kick.

>An exchange of strikes doesn't really lead to anything.

>We're into the final minute of the round.

>There's a stalemate as both fighters throw strikes, but neither scores.

>Standing in the pocket, Doi chooses to shoot in for a double leg on Kucerovß.

>A counter left hook catches Doi hard, almost putting her down!

>Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.

>Round two begins!

>Doi springs forward, trying to surprise Kucerovß and grab one of her legs!

>Grabbing a leg, Doi looks for a heel hook but Kucerovß blocks it from being applied.

>Unable to stop falling backward as a result of the submission attempt, Kucerovß has to pull half guard.

>Doi gets out of half guard and stands up, letting Kucerovß stand too.

>Out of nowhere, Doi dives at Kucerovß, trying to grab one of her legs!

>Doi gets hold of a leg and tries to apply a heel hook...but Kucerovß defends against it well.

>Doi settles for tripping her and being pulled into half guard.

>Doi stands up out of half guard and backs off, wanting the fight to continue standing.

>Doi uses a left hook to the body, but misses.

>It seems that Kucerovß is happy to let Doi circle for the moment.

>Backing out of range, Doi circles tentatively.

>Kucerovß seems to be waiting for Doi to make a move.

>We are now at the halfway point of the round.

>Doi dives forward, trying to grab a leg!

>Doi gets hold of a leg and tries to apply a heel hook...but Kucerovß defends against it well.

>Unable to stop falling backward as a result of the submission attempt, Kucerovß has to pull half guard.

>Doi gets out of half guard and stands up, letting Kucerovß stand too.

>Kucerovß avoids a quick jab and hits a picture-perfect left roundhouse kick to the side of the ribs.

>Olga Kucerovß looks very tired out there.

>We have one minute of the round remaining.

>Doi dives forward, trying to grab a leg!

>Able to secure a leg, Doi tries to lock in a kneebar but Kucerovß is able to defend against it.

>Kucerovß does have to fall backward though, and ends up pulling guard.

>Doi stands and gets out of guard, then backs off, wanting the fight standing.

>Doi throws out a quick right jab.

>Not letting up, Kucerovß steps in closer to pressure Doi into action.

>Time expires and we come to the end of round two.

>We are back underway!

>Kucerovß throws a barrage of big left hands but Doi moves out of range.

>Suddenly, Doi dives forward and tries to grab a leg!

>Doi gets hold of a leg and tries to apply a heel hook...but Kucerovß defends against it well.

>Kucerovß does have to fall backward though, and ends up pulling half guard.

>Doi gets up out of half guard and backs off, allowing Kucerovß time to stand too.

>Doi slips out of the way of a body kick.

>Kucerovß avoids a quick jab and hits a high kick, sending Doi crashing down to the ground, out cold!

>The winner, by Knock Out, is 'Dracula's Daughter' Olga Kucerovß!

>Official Result: 'Dracula's Daughter' Olga Kucerovß defeats Hiroko Doi (Knock Out (Kick) in 1:53 of round 3). The match was rated as being Great.

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