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Keep us up to date on Kobi, Calinks. I'm curious if he'll ever get his first win in your universe... and now part of me wants to sign him.

 

As GAMMA, I had a fighter, Moss Gilbert, whose contract was expiring and I entered negotiations. The negotiations collapsed because, despite his 7-0 record and that I was already offering him $7500 per match, he was demanding a higher win percentage than I'd give him (I was offering 60%). I thought I could outlast him, but ultimately he left, and signed for KDM FC.

 

Less than three months later, KDM FC went into debt, and I bought them, turning them into a feeder camp. I had forgotten about the Gilbert situation until I reviewed KDM FC's roster to see if I should call anyone up and... surprise! He had signed a $2500/match fight with them at a 68% win bonus. You cannot escape GAMMA, Moss, no matter how hard you try... *cackle*

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- Yoshiro Makamori vs. Zhao 'Ka' Pau

- From player-controlled event 'KDM FC 10' (from the save game '123')

- Created 10 January 2011

 

>The co-main event is up next. Yoshiro Makamori fights Zhao 'Ka' Pau in the KDM FC Featherweight division.

>KDM FC have made sure people have been hearing a lot about Makamori in the last few weeks; can he repay their faith with an impressive win?

>There's the opening bell!

>An errant jab sets Makamori up to counter-strike with a crisp jab.

>Makamori uses a nice combination as a set up, then shoots in for a takedown.

>Pau sprawls to stop the takedown, then pulls Makamori up close into a clinch.

>Pau is trying to muscle Makamori up against the ropes.

>Makamori ends up backed against the ropes.

>Unable to get free, Makamori is smothered up against the ropes for about thirty seconds.

>Makamori gets caught with a knee to the inside of the thigh.

>Pau exerts total control, keeping Makamori smothered against the ropes for thirty seconds or so.

>We are now at the halfway point of the round.

>Smothered against the ropes, Makamori is trapped there, unable to do anything but take the occasional nasty short punch to the ribs, for about half a minute.

>The referee decides that the grappling against the ropes has been going on too long, and he brings them back to the center.

>Pau circles around Makamori.

>Not letting Pau settle at all, Makamori comes in closer.

>Makamori chooses to shoot in on Pau.

>The takedown is successful, it's a single leg that leaves Pau pulling guard.

>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.

>Makamori looks to get past the guard.

>He does excellently, getting past the guard and into side control.

>Makamori tries to ensnare Pau in an arm triangle.

>The arm triangle is fully applied, but the round ends right then!

>Round one ends as time expires.

>Round two begins!

>Both fighters fire off strikes, but neither does any significant damage.

>An exchange of strikes doesn't really lead to anything.

>Pau looks like he might be trying to get in close and wrestle with Makamori.

>Strikes from Makamori keep Pau from stepping in too close, and he is forced to step back.

>Pau comes in closer, looking to wrestle with Makamori.

>Makamori is pulled into a grapple.

>Pau tries to wrestle Makamori backward and up against the ropes.

>Pau manages it, and controls Makamori up against the ropes.

>Smothered against the ropes, Makamori is stuck there, unable to do anything, for roughly sixty seconds.

>We move into the second half of this round.

>Pau tries to throw a knee strike, but Makamori uses wrestling to prevent him from launching it.

>Pau exerts total control, keeping Makamori smothered against the ropes for thirty seconds or so.

>Makamori is trapped against the ropes and takes a sharp stomp to the foot.

>We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.

>With the fighters having been stuck against the ropes for quite a while, the referee bringing them back to the center.

>Backing out of range, Pau circles tentatively.

>Time slips away as Makamori doesn't press Pau, allowing him to circle.

>Time expires and we come to the end of round two.

>Hopefully we'll get a little more action in the next round, as there certainly wasn't any in this one.

>There's the bell and round number three begins!

>Between rounds we could hear the corner of Makamori telling him to watch for strikes but to look for takedown opportunities.

>Makamori uses a nice jab.

>Both fighters go to exchange blows, but neither hits a telling strike.

>Using head movement, Makamori slips past a left jab and counters with a straight left.

>There's a stalemate as both fighters throw strikes but neither hits.

>Not comfortable in the pocket, Pau steps back and creates some space.

>Pau fakes a lunge.

>Not letting up, Makamori steps in closer to pressure Pau into action.

>They come together and throw strikes, both miss.

>We go past the halfway point of this round.

>Pau circles, looking for an opening.

>The fight slows as Makamori sits back and allows Pau to circle.

>Pau throws a looping punch, but Makamori avoids it.

>Time slips away as Makamori doesn't press Pau, allowing him to circle.

>Makamori throws a couple of jabs, then chooses to shoot in on Pau.

>Pau first stuffs the takedown attempt, then manages to wrestle Makamori the the floor! Makamori has to pull guard.

>We're into the final minute of the round.

>Pau wants to stand up, but cannot get out of guard.

>Makamori grabs an arm and raises his legs, trying to lock Pau into a triangle choke.

>The triangle is locked in deep, Pau has to tap out!

>The winner, by submission, is Yoshiro Makamori!

>Official Result: Yoshiro Makamori defeats Zhao 'Ka' Pau (Submission (Triangle With Armbar) in 4:59 of round 3). The match was rated as being Average.

 

Lesson of the day: If you are out of time for a win, try a triangle armbar.

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Ladies and Gents the LEGEND returns! Kagetoki Kobi, the greatest fighter in WMMA history somehow managed to co-main event a GAMMA PPV. In it, he once again was robbed of that elusive victory as he was tapped out by Herriborne.

 

 

A few weeks later, our friend was in the headlines again.

 

(I wish I subtitled this thread, "The Legend of Kagetoki Kobi").

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Say it aint so Kobi, say it aint so! We need to write to him, to encourage him to fight on for many years! A true warrior never gives up!

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So talented. Yet, he consistently loses. I gave him great stylistic match ups for his talents and he continues to drop the ball. And he asks for $9000 a fight. I keep signing him on 1 fight contracts, mainly because I don't want anyone else to have someone of his skills on their roster. I mean, damn, he's pretty awesome for a 22 year old. It's his damn conditioning that hurts him so much.

 

Also,

 

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/Wehmer/sadface.jpg

 

I just lol at his face every time I see an article from him.

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LOL!

 

I always feel sorry for those guys who need fights and I usually end up signing them.

 

Kobi finally got his first win! I couldn't belive it. Then he got a deal with Alpha and was screwed over!

 

- 'Dirty Dog' Kagetoki Kobi vs. 'Shogun' Andre Orton

- From AI event 'ALPHA-1: Van Der Capellen vs. Cabral' (from the save game 'Calinks 1')

- Created 15 January 2011

 

>Moving on, 'Dirty Dog' Kagetoki Kobi squares off with 'Shogun' Andre Orton in the ALPHA-1 Light Heavyweight division.

>Round one begins!

>Kobi slips out of the way of a jab.

>Kobi counters a right jab with a nice left hand.

>Orton looks to be trying to close the distance between them.

>A counter left catches Orton above the eye.

>An exchange of strikes goes nowhere.

>Having stepped in close to throw their strikes, they end up grappling.

>Orton is looking to muscle Kobi back against the ropes.

>Kobi ends up backed against the ropes.

>Orton looks to try and maintain control via his wrestling skills, but Kobi proves too good and manages to turn them around so that he is in the dominant position.

 

 

>Kobi catches Orton with a knee strike to the thigh.

>Orton gets caught with a knee to the inside of the thigh.

>Kobi catches Orton with an elbow to the face from the clinch while he is pressed up against the ropes.

>Orton takes a knee strike to the inside of his own knee.

>Kobi tries to use his dirty boxing skills, but Orton uses wrestling to prevent any strikes from being launched.

 

>Kobi looks for a foot stomp, but Orton is fighting too hard and it makes it impossible to balance properly to deliver the strike.

>Orton waits for Kobi to lift a leg to attempt a foot stomp, then turns him around so that he now has his back to the ropes.

>The referee decides that the grappling against the ropes has been going on too long, and he brings them back to the center.

 

>Kobi stings Orton with a series of quick lefts.

>We are now at the halfway point of the round.

>Orton looks like he might be trying to get in close and wrestle with Kobi.

>Strikes from Kobi keep Orton from stepping in too close, and he is forced to step back.

 

>Moving in closer, Orton looks like he may want to wrestle Kobi.

>Not wanting to grapple, Kobi uses strikes to keep Orton at a distance.

>Kagetoki Kobi is breathing very hard.

>Orton looks to be trying to close the distance between them.

>Not wanting to grapple, Kobi uses strikes to keep Orton at a distance.

>Orton is looking to turn this into a wrestling match, and is getting in closer to Kobi.

 

>Orton can't get close enough to grapple, Kobi makes sure to keep out of range.

>Kobi slams a crisp right into the gloves of Orton, but can't follow up.

>Not letting Kobi settle, Orton moves in closer.

>Orton throws a couple of jabs, then chooses to shoot in on Kobi.

>Kobi tries to step away from the takedown.

 

>The takedown is completed, Kobi is on his back and pulls guard.

>Kagetoki Kobi looks very, very tired.

>Orton smothers Kobi with his body by pushing forward and down.

>Orton throws a few left hands as he takes a moment to plan ahead.

>We're into the final minute of the round.

 

>In guard, Orton begins working to pass to side control.

>Kobi can't do anything about the pass, and is left under side control.

>Orton punches down at Kobi, but they are easily taken on the gloves.

>Round one ends as time expires.

>Round two begins!

 

>Orton catches Kobi with a crisp right jab.

>A ragged-looking Kobi is having problems keeping his hands raised to offer a solid guard.

 

>Ouch! Kobi backs off, it looks like he accidentally got caught in the eye with a finger on that strike.

>The referee calls for a pause and gives Kobi time to recover.

 

>Orton uses a flurry of lefts and rights to get Kobi to cover up, then shoots in looking for a takedown.

>Orton gets the takedown! Kobi pulls guard.

>Orton looks to get past the guard.

>He can't get free of the guard.

>Kobi tries to ensnare an arm.

>Orton doesn't let his arm get taken.

>Orton begins trying to pass the guard.

>Kobi can't do anything about the pass, and is left under side control.

>Andre Orton is looking really tired.

>We are now at the halfway point of the round.

>Orton attempts an armbar.

>Orton gets an armbar and applies pressure to the arm, Kobi is in huge trouble!

 

>No! Kobi manages to get his arm free. Clearly the hold couldn't have been as tight as it looked.

>Kobi tries to sweep Orton but can't do it.

>Kagetoki Kobi looks exhausted.

>Orton attempts the mount.

>Kobi can't stop it and gets mounted.

>Orton tries to set up Kobi for an armbar.

>Kobi gets caught by the armbar, and it's deep enough that he has to tap!

>The winner, by submission; Andre Orton!

>Official Result: 'Shogun' Andre Orton defeats 'Dirty Dog' Kagetoki Kobi (Submission (Armbar) in 4:30 of round 2). The match was rated as being Decent.

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You know, looking at Kobi's fight history, I'm rather amazed that he's only had one fight worse than "decent" critical rating. He might be keeping his job just because he always puts on a show. Maybe he's invented a new ability called "creative bleeding"?

 

Poor guy. This is Glass Joe all over again!

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LOL @ Glass Joe.

 

You know what's crazy though, I was looking at Kobi's stats, he seems pretty dang good. I mean on paper, he is a skilled fighter. I don't know why he can't beat anyone. I was expecting to see everything in the red but he is the 80-100 percent range on a quite a few skills. He is also highly marketable which I guess explains his undeserved fame and magazine articles.

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