Humorous fights or events?

[Saviourv2]

Teila the Unstoppable strikes again -

 

- 'The World's Most Dangerous Man' Ken Shamrock vs. Teila Tuli

- From player-controlled event 'UFC 5: The Return of the Beast' (from the save game 'Game2')

- Created 28 June 2011

 

>The co-main event is up next. 'The World's Most Dangerous Man' Ken Shamrock squares off with Teila Tuli in the UFC Openweight division.

>This contest is for the Superfight Championship title.

>There's a definite buzz about this bout, the promotional videos have really got the fans excited about a potential classic.

>And here we go!

>Shamrock throws a barrage of big right hands after using a feint to trick Tuli into committing to a strike, but he moves out of range just in time.

>Shamrock moves in and uses a flurry of quick punches to sting Tuli.

>Both fighters come in and exchange strikes, but neither does any damage.

>Having stepped near each other to throw their strikes, they both start throwing punches at close range!

>Shamrock is knocked out when a right hand lands flush on his jaw!

>The winner, by Knock Out, is Teila Tuli!

>Official Result: Teila Tuli defeats 'The World's Most Dangerous Man' Ken Shamrock (Knock Out (Punch) in 1:23 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.

 

He's 5-1 with wins over Severn and Shamrock aswell as the first UFC Champion!

[fatmup]

This guy comes with handy instructions on where to hit him....

 

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?02f6fa4bf2.jpg

[NWO4until01]

He's back....

 

 

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[HansLanda11]

My rival promotion in my gamesave D-1 International has booked a PPV event and a TV show on the same day. Has anyone ever had this happen to them before?

[OctoberRaven]

Someone even more pathetic than Kobi

 

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8569/duetoagehuh.png

 

Yeah, age. Alright. Whatever you say, Kaori.

[OctoberRaven]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4388/nochanceinhell.png

[HansLanda11]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="29954" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><span>http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4388/nochanceinhell.png</span></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Here comes the money.</p>

[HansLanda11]

I just had John Rivero and Gerson Mauricio both miss weight and they're fighting each other so I guess they really wanted to fight at heavyweight this time. Fat blokes.

[Reddy1124]

I just had John Rivero and Gerson Mauricio both miss weight and they're fighting each other so I guess they really wanted to fight at heavyweight this time. Fat blokes.

 

Has there been a case in a notable organization where both fighters in a fight missed weight? Plus, what happens to either of their purses? Does it just go back to the company?

[HansLanda11]

Has there been a case in a notable organization where both fighters in a fight missed weight? Plus, what happens to either of their purses? Does it just go back to the company?

 

I have no idea if that's ever happened in real life and I don't know what happends to their purses either. I'm interested to find out what happens in the game. Maybe they both give each other 20%? Haha.

[Iceisle]

One of the promotions in my game has a single openweight division. Their fights are one round, one full hour. After I stole their champion, they set up a fight for the vacant title between Clarence Gibson and Beau Butte.

 

Gibson proceeded to jab and counter Butte for an hour straight, not once coming anywhere close to finishing the fight. Almost every announcer comment was either about Gibson landing, Butte continuing to move forward like a zombie, or how exhausted they looked.

 

Here is the report.

 

And here are the stats:

http://s15.postimage.org/8r2iy1nij/holyshit.png

 

 

It should be noted that the betting line had Butte at -550 and Gibson at +430.

[batsnumbereleven]

What's funny is that the fight was rated "Good"!!!

 

An hour of watching two fat guys plod around whilst one hits the other with his jab!

[Synticha]

Been playing with my 1985 custom database which includes some of my own fighters for the beginning and then later default database and real world fighters debut. There have been a few interesting moments thus far but this one cracked me up.

 

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/Synticha/Monty.png

 

Monty had just debuted a week before

[DannoMack]

I downloaded the newest modern warriors mod with the intent on making a new Fedor out of his little brother Aleksander. I started a new promotion and began feeding him name fighters past their primes (the Sylvias and Arlovskis of the world) to make him look like a real powerhouse. He has gets 5 defenses deep with my title until Jeff ****ing Monson chokes him out. He choked him out with the same standing guillotine in the rematch too.

 

Now I can't get the belt off of mid-40s Jeff Monson no matter what I do. He stops everybody in the first round it's hilarious. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A CAN-TO-THE-STARS MONSON!

[funkyzafara]

Just had this fight in the Dawn of MMA mod.

Rated Awful, and one can understand why, look at that level of takedown attempts.

 

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/1184/roycex.png

[cymru96]

Just had this fight in the Dawn of MMA mod.

Rated Awful, and one can understand why, look at that level of takedown attempts.

 

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/1184/roycex.png

 

What picture pack did you use for that?

[funkyzafara]

That is Panini's, search for it on these forums. Doesn't have the oldest ones though.

[UltraMantis]

So I'm play the MW 10 mod and I'm the UFC so I of course set up Alistiar Overeem vs. Junior Dos Santos. Junior wins in the first round by (T)KO post fight I get the biggest shock I've had in that game.

 

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Junior Dos Santos failed his drug test and was suspended for a year. Find that to be hilarious compared to what actually happened.

[HansLanda11]

Junior Dos Santos failed his drug test and was suspended for a year. Find that to be hilarious compared to what actually happened.

 

Yes, very funny considering Dos Santos stance on PED's and his reluctantance to fight Overeem because of them.

[UltraMantis]

<p>That being said it also screwed me over as I had planned for Junior Dos Santos vs. Werdum in Brazil which both had International popularity there.</p><p> </p><p>

Sadly I just finished my UFC 161 Card Sonnen vs. Silva III as Sonnen decisioned Silva for the title in Brazil. Then I had Sonnen and Silva fight in Oregon where Sonnen won then proceeded to get popped for roids.</p><p> </p><p>

Now I'm just waiting for Rory who is on a eleven fight win streak to beat GSP and then get caught for drugs aswell.</p>

[Marciano]

Exactly. I also think it's hilarious that he has the nerve to do an interview in a magazine talking all that crap. With an 0-4 record he shouldn't be saying anything at all. The indignant look on his face puts it all together though!

 

lol, that was gold. thanks for the laugh hahah

[OctoberRaven]

Oh man I just realized.

 

Xavi Castillejo.

 

Is a striker. From Spain.

 

Coincidence?

[Be26]

As opposed to what? If anything, it's more likely to be a reference to Javier Castillejo (read: the best Spanish boxer ever).

[Jipper16]

I don't know if anyone else has had this happen but I always liked this... The good part is in red.

 

http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af143/Jipper16/WMMA/Fighter%20Bodies/ClayGuida.png VS http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af143/Jipper16/WMMA/Fighter%20Bodies/AnthonyPettis.png

Clay 'The Carpenter' Guida vs. Anthony 'Showtime' Pettis

 

UFN 23: Aldo vs Reinhardt (Created 05 June 2011)

 

>Moving on, Clay 'The Carpenter' Guida competes against Anthony 'Showtime' Pettis in the UFC Lightweight division.

>With expectations of an exciting match behind it, it'll be interesting to see if this bout can live up to the hype.

>The fight begins!

>Guida swiftly avoids a barrage of big punches.

>Guida catches a right body kick and goes for a takedown, and gets it! Pettis pulls guard.

>Guida begins trying to pass guard and get a better position.

>He finds himself unable to pass guard on this attempt.

>Pettis brings his legs up and tries to lock Guida in a triangle choke.

>Guida blocks the triangle attempt.

>In guard, Guida begins working to pass to side control.

>He can't get free of the guard.

>Pettis attempts to lock on a triangle choke.

>Guida pulls free before the triangle can be locked in.

>We are now at the halfway point of the round.

>Guida fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.

>In guard, Guida begins working to pass to side control.

>He can't quite manage to get past guard on this attempt.

>Pettis uses his legs to push Guida back, and tries to scramble for position.

>He may regret that choice, as it gives Guida the perfect opportunity to come over the top and get side control.

>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.

>Guida starts trying to work to use side control as a way to get behind Pettis.

>Pettis rolls to the side to try and escape, but gives up his back!

>Time expires and we come to the end of round one.

>You can hear some boos from the audience, they weren't impressed with that round at all.

>That round goes to Guida, 10-9 on my card.

>In his corner, Clay Guida lets out an enormous belch.

>There's the bell for the start of the round!

>Pettis throws a barrage of big right hands but Guida moves out of range.

>Guida moves out of range of a tidy combination of punches.

>Guida avoids a tight combination.

>Guida almost tastes a head kick after falling for a feinted inside leg kick.

>Guida feints stepping in.

>Guida moves out of range of a tidy combination of punches.

>Guida slips out of the way of a combination of short sharp punches.

>We are now at the halfway point of the round.

>Guida comes in closer, looking to attack from the pocket.

>Guida can't get near enough to engage, Pettis uses strikes to keep him out of range.

>Guida throws out a couple of jabs as a set up, then shoots in for a takedown.

>Pettis tries to step away from the takedown.

>Guida doesn't get the takedown, Pettis avoided it.

>Guida slips out of the way of a crazy spinning back fist.

>The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.

>Moving in closer, Guida looks like he may want to wrestle Pettis.

>Pettis uses his strikes to stop Guida from getting close enough to grapple.

>Moving in closer, Guida looks like he wants to strike from the pocket.

>Pettis is too quick, and manages to hit Guida with a good clean left jab.

>Guida catches an attempted body kick and goes for the takedown, and gets it! Pettis has to pull guard.

>Time expires and we come to the end of round two.

>That was a close round, but I'm giving it to Pettis, 10-9.

>Round three begins!

>Between rounds, his corner told Guida to watch for strikes but to be aware of takedown opportunities.

>Guida avoids a right kick to the body and hits a series of lefts.

>Guida avoids a quick jab and hits a jab.

>Guida throws out a couple of jabs as a set up, then shoots in for a takedown.

>Pettis tries to avoid the takedown.

>Guida doesn't get the takedown, Pettis avoided it.

>Pettis misses with an attempted right hook to the body.

>It seems that Guida is happy to let Pettis circle for the moment.

>Both fighters advance and strike, but neither hits anything.

>We move into the second half of this round.

>A speculative right hand from Pettis doesn't find a home.

>Not letting Pettis settle, Guida moves in closer.

>Guida comes in with a couple of jabs, using them as cover so that he can shoot in.

>Pettis counters with a left jab that catches Guida hard.

>Anthony Pettis doesn't look like he has much left in the tank.

>Pettis throws a right kick to the body but Guida avoids it.

>Hopping from foot to foot, Guida is in constant motion.

>Pettis presses in closer to attack.

>There's under a minute left in this round.

>Guida avoids a jab.

>Pettis throws out a quick left jab.

>Guida seems to be waiting for Pettis to make a move.

>Time runs out and that's the end of the fight.

>I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Guida.

>The ring announcer is now giving the official scores.

>Judge #1 scores the contest as 29-28 to Guida.

>Judge #2 has scored it 29-28 Pettis.

>Judge #3 has given 30-27 to Guida.

>Making Clay 'The Carpenter' Guida the winner by split decision!

>Official Result: Clay 'The Carpenter' Guida defeats Anthony 'Showtime' Pettis (Split Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Very Poor.

[Be26]

This has already been addressed repeatedly. WMMA is coded to let that happen whenever any fighter with the name "Clay Guida" fights - I remember somebody renamed a C-verse fighter Clay Guida and that fighter burped between rounds.