Dangrel Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Maxx Skabb (6-4, 7%) vs. Sean (8-2, 17%) Scott Stevens (2-8, 8%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-3, 19%) Dante Lorenzo (6-4, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (4-6, 14%) Master Imoka (5-5, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (4-6, 15%) Diamond (5-5, 21%) vs. Robbie Maynard (8-2, 11%) Pizza Mask III (4-6, 14%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-8, 18%) BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-7, 19%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (5-5, 14%) YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (4-6, 21%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-6, 13%) The Phoenix (8-2, 18%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-7, 22%) Nuclear Templeton (6-4, 22%) vs. Johnny Triumph (6-4, 19%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Season Four, Week Eleven Kelowna, British Columbia September 19, 2011 <object width="400" height="25"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfblGznVLJo?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="25" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object> THE LEAGUE: SEASON FOUR, WEEK ELEVEN Due to time constraints imposed on us by the network, we will cut right to the beginning of our first match. After all, we have about two and a half hours of wrestling to document! Maxx Skabb (6-4, 7%) vs. Sean (8-2, 17%) Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" blares throughout the arena as spotlights begin to pan over the audience, as if looking for someone. A dim red light shines on the entryway, revealing a hulking figure making his way to ringside, with two more men hiding just at the fringes of the spotlight, their eyes never leaving the form of the big man. As the refrain hits, the spotlights immediately focus on him as white strobe lights flash on the entrance stage. He slides under the bottom rope, his orange jumpsuit a stark contrast to most of the clothing in the audience as the song fades into silence. Amelia Williams: Our opening contest of the evening is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Orange County Correctional Facility, weighing 289 pounds...Maxx Skabb! Tori Montgomery: Skabb comes in tonight two matches out of the Red Division lead. A win keeps him in the running; a loss opens the door for the leader to clinch next week. Frankie Garnett: Oh, dear lord, anything but that! Bob Sinclair: Skabb has a tough task ahead of him tonight, for certain. Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" hits the arena speakers as a spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp. Emerging from the back, the reigning League Champion emerges, gold belt gleaming in the spotlight as he throws a hand into the air, causing pyro to erupt from behind him in a manner of paparazzi photographing him. With a smirk, the champ slings the title belt over his shoulder and heads to the ring, the spotlight remaining on him the whole time. Amelia Williams: His opponent, now residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing 230 pounds, he is the reigning and defending League Champion and the current Green Division leader..."Hollywood" Sean! Bob Sinclair: Sean has looked rather dominant in his defense of the League Championship, as he enters tonight tied for the best record in The League this season. Tori Montgomery: If the playoffs started tonight, he'd be the number three seed due to tie-breakers, but you can't deny the impact he's had this season. Frankie Garnett: There's a reason they say "always bet on Sean," you know! Sean hit the Punch Sean hit the Forearm Blow Sean hit the Forearm Strike Sean applied the Front Facelock Sean hit the Eye Gouge Sean hit the Punch Sean applied the Front Facelock Sean hit the Legsweep Kick Sean applied the Single Leg Grapevine Sean hit the Legdrop To Groin The referee warns that that was illegal. Sean hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Maxx Skabb blocked the Single Leg Grapevine. Sean hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Maxx Skabb blocked the Modified Figure Four Leglock. Sean picks up Maxx Skabb. Maxx Skabb moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed! Maxx Skabb hit the Eye Gouge Maxx Skabb hit the Jab Punch Maxx Skabb hit the Toss To Corner Maxx Skabb hit the Corner Elbow Maxx Skabb brings Sean out of the corner. Maxx Skabb hit the Hair Pull Maxx Skabb hit the Jab Punch Maxx Skabb hit the Punch Maxx Skabb hit the Clubbing Blow Maxx Skabb hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Maxx Skabb hit the Headbutt To Groin Maxx Skabb hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Maxx Skabb hit the Rear Crossface Blows Maxx Skabb hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes Sean slipped out of the Restraining Order. The Vertigo was countered into a Eye Gouge. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Sean slipped out the back of the Over Shoulder Backbreaker. Maxx Skabb counters by reversing on Sean. Sound the alarms, Skabb is leading a Jailbreak! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Sean slipped out of the Lethal Injection. Sean hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Sean climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. Maxx Skabb picks up Sean from behind. Maxx Skabb hit the Field Goal Low Blow The referee is furious at that breach of the rules. Maxx Skabb hit the Big Legdrop Maxx Skabb picks up Sean from behind. Sean slipped out of the Full Nelson. Maxx Skabb moved and the Move of the Night! missed! Bob Sinclair: Skabb was ready for that one! Tori Montgomery: That's the thing to watch out for from Sean...that superkick can come at you in a moment's notice. Frankie Garnett: It's certainly been a major part of his gameplan since he introduced it, that's for sure! Maxx Skabb applied the Over Shoulder Backbreaker The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! Sean broke the Solitary Confinement by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Hello, hello... Skabb heads to a place called Vertigo! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... Kick Out At The Last Second! And Sean hits the Move of the Night! ...Seriously, Bob? It's a Superkick. The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and forty seconds..."Hollywood" Sean! Frankie Garnett: Utter dominance by Sean to close the match! Bob Sinclair: The pressure is on Templeton now to remain in the hunt or be pushed to the brink of elimination! Tori Montgomery: Skabb hasn't done himself any favors either; now he can only watch and hope he's not in that same position by the end of the night. Scott Stevens (2-8, 8%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-3, 19%) The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as "End of Days" by Emphatic hits the speakers, and the man in question appears from the back and stops on the stage. As "The Venomous One" stares down his opponent with an icy glare he points to them, then he makes the throat slash gesture to them before he begins walking to the ring, being pelted by trash the whole way. Amelia Williams: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds... "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens! Tori Montgomery: Stevens has assured himself a losing season—the best he can do is 6-8 this season—but as of yet he's not out of the playoff hunt. Bob Sinclair: I don't see a losing record making the playoffs, Tori. The talent pool isn't as thin as, say, the NBA. Frankie Garnett: Just keep doubting, non-believers. Scorpion will make fools of you yet! Escape the Fate's "This War is Ours" hits the arena speakers as The League's newest resident psychopath emerges and heads towards the ring, looking like he's having an argument with voices only he can hear. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from The Dog Pound, weighing 251 pounds, he is the Blue Division leader...Ezekial Kerghan! Bob Sinclair: These two teamed up in this season's Tag team Turmoil, and were quickly eliminated by the Axis of Flavor. Tori Montgomery: It's apparent why, Bob. Scorpion was the weak link. Look at the disparity in their records! Frankie Garnett: It's called "conspiracy," Tori. Look it up. Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike Scott Stevens hit the Punch Ezekial Kerghan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Ezekial Kerghan hit the Punch Ezekial Kerghan hit the Eye Gouge The Headbutt was countered into a Arm Drag. Scott Stevens hit the Knee Pull Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors Scott Stevens picks up Ezekial Kerghan from behind. Scott Stevens hit the Dropkick Ezekial Kerghan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Ezekial Kerghan hit the Punch The Clubbing Blow was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Ezekial Kerghan slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine. Ezekial Kerghan hit the Running Clothesline Ezekial Kerghan hit the Face Stepping Scott Stevens broke the Choke Hold. The DDT didn't seem to hurt Ezekial Kerghan, whose head is just too hard. Scott Stevens hit the Gutwrench Suplex Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Corkscrew Legdrop missed! Ezekial Kerghan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Scott Stevens slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry. Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Ezekial Kerghan is feeling the effects of Arachnophobia! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! The impact of that Toxic Sting just shook the ring, Frankie! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of four minutes and forty seconds...Scott Stevens! Tori Montgomery: Speaking of conspiracy, it almost looked like Kerghan took a fall for Stevens! Frankie Garnett: Lies! It was a clean win! Bob Sinclair: Regardless, Stevens keeps his scant hopes alive for a playoff berth, and Kerghan is in danger of losing the Blue Division lead tonight! Dante Lorenzo (6-4, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (4-6, 14%) "Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. He pays no attention to the jeering fans, his attitude simply screaming "I'm better than you." Amelia Williams: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.! Tori Montgomery: Right now, Stanton's basically fighting for a wild card berth—even with a win, he'd need Maynard to lose in order to not eliminate him from the Yellow Division title hunt. Bob Sinclair: And given the roll that Maynard has been on, perhaps Stanton is doing the right thing in focusing on the Wild Card hunt. Frankie Garnett: It's a wonder he's even remotely in this at all! Three Days Grace's "Riot" hits the speakers to a chorus of jeers as the first Italian-born member of The League emerges from the back, ignoring the crowd in the arena as he mentally prepares for his upcoming match. Reaching the ring, he climbs up the steps and enters between the ropes, his face never losing a look of confident indifference. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Florence, Italy, weighing 291 pounds...Dante Lorenzo! Bob Sinclair: Lorenzo has a shot to make up some ground in the Blue Division with Kerghan losing just minutes ago. Tori Montgomery: Not to mention that going to 7-4 would solidify his standing in the wild card chase, Bob. Frankie Garnett: Yeah, well put me in the "doesn't care" group. Dante Lorenzo hit the Punch Dante Lorenzo hit the Toss To Corner Dante Lorenzo hit the Corner Elbow Dante Lorenzo hit the Turnbuckle Smash Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Dante Lorenzo hit the Punch Dante Lorenzo hit the Toss To Corner Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Turnbuckle Smash. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch Dante Lorenzo took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Dante Lorenzo hit the Throat Thrust Dante Lorenzo applied the Choke Hold Dante Lorenzo hit the Stomp Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. rushed the Power Taunt. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Front Facelock Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow Dante Lorenzo blocked the Side Headlock Takedown. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Front Facelock Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut Dante Lorenzo took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Dante Lorenzo takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Dante Lorenzo hit the Discus Clothesline Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Dante Lorenzo hit the Giant Swing Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. rushed the Power Taunt. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knife Edge Chop Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch Dante Lorenzo took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Bear Hug. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Outside Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo. The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Gutwrench Suplex. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Bob Sinclair: Lorenzo would have been in serious pain had he taken that suplex on the outside, guys. Frankie Garnett: Well, duh! There isn't much protection out there! Tori Montgomery: I'm surprised at the offense that Stanton is bringing tonight. He's giving his fellow rookie a definite run for his money tonight! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Triple Forearm Blow Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo. Dante Lorenzo broke the Capture Suplex. Dante Lorenzo takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Dante Lorenzo hit the Discus Clothesline Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Dante Lorenzo takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Dante Lorenzo hit the Overhead Fallaway Slam Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Dante Lorenzo hit the Roundhouse Punch Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Punch. Dante Lorenzo broke the Head And Arm Suplex. The Hurtaretti was countered into a Running Clothesline. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by kicking Dante Lorenzo away. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Small Package. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Press Powerslam. Dante Lorenzo broke the Head And Arm Suplex by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Bob Sinclair: Did that look more like a botch to you, or was that a legit reversal? Tori Montgomery: Looked like Stanton tried for a power move and just could not muscle the heavier Lorenzo over. Frankie Garnett: I'd call that a moronic error. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo hit the Powerbomb Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Painaroni. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Flying Body Press missed! Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Dante Lorenzo hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... Kick Out At The Last Second! Bob Sinclair: Stanton cutting it rather close there! Frankie Garnett: I think it was some sort of shoulder gag reflex that popped his arm up right before three. Tori Montgomery: There's no such thing, Frankie. Frankie Garnett: Shows what you know. Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry Dante Lorenzo drags Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. back into the ring. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Painaroni. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Head And Arm Suplex. Missy Callistra tries to interfere. Dante Lorenzo complains to the referee, who gives Missy Callistra a warning. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Press Powerslam. Dante Lorenzo broke the Capture Suplex. Dante Lorenzo dishes out an order of Hurtaretti! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Dante Lorenzo looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Punch. The Small Package was countered into a Strong Forearm Strike Flurry. Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Apron Suplex Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a faceful of Hurtaretti! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... Kick Out At The Last Second! Frankie Garnett: Why won't he just stay down? Bob Sinclair: Despite a pair of Hurtarettis and his manager not being very effective, Stanton is still alive in this contest! Tori Montgomery: I'll admit, I'm shocked at the will he's showing us tonight, guys! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Painaroni. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Hurtaretti missed! Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Head And Arm Suplex. Dante Lorenzo hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Painaroni. Dante Lorenzo counters by reversing on Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Dante Lorenzo hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop Missy Callistra tries to interfere, and when Dante Lorenzo goes to deal with her it allows Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. the chance to make a comeback. Frankie Garnett: That's about the only way he was going to stop Dante's offense.... Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Flying Clothesline missed! Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Press Powerslam. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Samoan Drop. Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Painaroni. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. The Flying Clothesline was countered into a Samoan Drop. Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop Dante Lorenzo grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. The Hurtaretti was countered into a Running Clothesline. Dante Lorenzo counters by fighting back. Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Ring Apron Suplex. Dante Lorenzo slipped out of the Cheating Roll Up. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Painaroni. Dante Lorenzo counters by fighting back. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Fireman's Carry Takedown. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. Dante Lorenzo recovers and stands up. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Tori Montgomery: A bit of leverage shown by Stanton there, and he nearly put Lorenzo away with it! Bob Sinclair: Will Stanton be able to follow up, though? Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! The Small Package was countered into a Strong Forearm Strike Flurry. Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Apron Suplex Dante Lorenzo has to stop momentarily, his neck clearly in agony. Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind. Dante Lorenzo whips Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. to the corner. The Corner Clothesline was countered into a Running Clothesline. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin. Dante Lorenzo counters by reversing on Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Corner Stomp Flurry. Dante Lorenzo broke the Capture Suplex. The Hurtaretti was countered into a Hot Shot. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Cheating Roll Up. Dante Lorenzo broke the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Apron Suplex Dante Lorenzo picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. The Painaroni was countered into a Forearm Blow. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Capture Suplex. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Body Press The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of twenty-five minutes even...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.! Tori Montgomery: That's a bit surprising, guys! Bob Sinclair: Lorenzo unable to capitalize on Kerghan's loss, and now finds himself behind the eight-ball in the Blue Division! Frankie Garnett: If he can't beat Stanton, I'm not sure he deserves to even make the playoffs. Master Imoka (5-5, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (4-6, 15%) Slayer's "Angel of Death" blasts from the arena speakers as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound. Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka! Tori Montgomery: Imoka finds himself right in the heart of the wilod card hunt, as the Green Division title is all but out of his reach. Frankie Garnett: He'll get back on track tonight. I'm sure of it. Bob Sinclair: He's done fairly well in his first season here, but needs the momentum a win would provide. A Portugesa hits the speakers to a rousing chorus of jeers as the Tron displays the national flag of Portugal. Emerging from the entryway, he turns to salute his homeland's flag before calmly walking to the ring, ignoring the fans as he slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes a couple of times to stretch. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Torres Vedras, Portugal, weighing 231 pounds...SGRaaize! Bob Sinclair: Just two weeks ago, people were writing off Raaize's hopes of making this season notable. Tonight, he comes in with an opportunity to put himself within striking distance of the wild card if he can notch his third win in a row. Tori Montgomery: This is the time of season where he starts heating up., Bob. Frankie Garnett: Meh, you can manipulate numbers to be interpreted any way you want, Tori. I prefer to let the actions do the talking. Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta Master Imoka hit the Snap Mare Takedown Master Imoka applied the Nerve Pinch Master Imoka hit the Stomp Master Imoka hit the Seated Back Kick Master Imoka applied the Nerve Pinch Master Imoka applied the Knee Bar Master Imoka picks up SGRaaize. Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta The Charging Forearm was countered into a Shooter Takedown. SGRaaize hit the Knee Pull SGRaaize hit the Elbow Drop On Knee SGRaaize hit the Stomp SGRaaize hit the Face Stepping SGRaaize hit the Knee Pull SGRaaize applied the Single Leg Grapevine SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka from behind. Master Imoka broke the Hammerlock Kick. Master Imoka hit the Forearm Strike Flurry Master Imoka hit the Triple Kick Combo Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine SGRaaize moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed! Master Imoka slipped out of the Single Leg Boston Crab. Master Imoka hit the Charging Forearm Master Imoka hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine Master Imoka picks up SGRaaize. The Obliteration was countered into a Single Leg Boston Crab. Bob Sinclair: Smart counter by Raaize, try to weaken the leg and take away that finisher of Imoka's. Frankie Garnett: It would be smart if he used a leg-based finisher, Bob. It's just a plain old counter to me at this point. Tori Montgomery: Look, anything that takes away a finisher is a good counter. SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka from behind. SGRaaize hit the Knee Breaker SGRaaize applied the Single Leg Grapevine SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka. SGRaaize hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! The Portugal Lariat was countered into a Judo Sweep. Master Imoka hit the Kneeling Kick Rush Master Imoka picks up SGRaaize. The Obliteration was countered into a Single Leg Trip. SGRaaize applied the Heel Hook Leg Grapevine The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! Master Imoka slipped out of the S.T.O.. SGRaaize moved and the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry missed! The Portugal Lariat was countered into a Japanese Binta. The Obliteration was countered into a Double Leg Trip. SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka. SGRaaize whips Master Imoka into the ropes. Master Imoka blocked the Twisting Powerslam. SGRaaize hit the Powerslam SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka from behind. Master Imoka blocked the Portugal Lock. SGRaaize hit the Wheel Barrow Suplex SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka. The Portugal Lariat was countered into a Face Plant. SGRaaize slipped out the back of the Japanese Power DDT. SGRaaize takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Master Imoka blocked the Portugal Lock. SGRaaize hit the Running Hot Shot The referee warns that that was illegal. SGRaaize gets into the ring. SGRaaize applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Escaped! Frankie Garnett: I'll ask again. When does this hold ever win a match?! Tori Montgomery: Give it a rest, Frankie. The Portugal Lariat was countered into a Legsweep Kick. SGRaaize slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. SGRaaize climbs the turnbuckles. SGRaaize hit the Flying Double Axe Handle SGRaaize picks up Master Imoka. Master Imoka slipped out of the S.T.O.. Master Imoka hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry SGRaaize broke the Ring Apron Suplex by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! SGRaaize hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! LAAAAARIIIIAAAATOOOOO!! Raaize with the Portugal Lariat! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven mintues and twenty seconds...SGRaaize! Frankie Garnett: I don't believe it. Bob Sinclair: Raaize once again with the surprise victory, and that quickly, he's back in the thick of the playoff hunt! Tori Montgomery: No one saw that coming, I'd think! Diamond (5-5, 21%) vs. Robbie Maynard (8-2, 11%) The opening riffs of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" hits the speakers, drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd as one of the League's initial playoff wrestlers emerges from the stage, bathed in a blue light shining beneath him. After pausing to mentally prepare himself, he walks to the ring, his eyes never leaving the squared circle as he climbs onto the apron and ducks between the ropes. Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Liverpool, England, weighing 251 pounds, the Yellow Division leader...Robbie Maynard! Tori Montgomery: Maynard could be the first to punch a ticket to the playoffs, folks. A win tonight clinches the Yellow Division and at worst the number 5 seed when the playoffs roll around. Frankie Garnett: "At worst, number 5?" Tori Montgomery: A losing streak could happen, you know. Frankie Garnett: Sure. And pigs will start flying. "Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client. Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds...Diamond! Bob Sinclair: It falls to Diamond to play the role of spoiler this week. Not only would a win tie her with Dante Lorenzo in the Blue Division, but it would bolster her shot at a wild card berth. Tori Montgomery: Right now, the hopes of the entire Yellow Division are on her shoulders, to try to keep them in the hunt. Frankie Garnett: As if she cares about them. She's only worried about her own chances! Robbie Maynard applied the Front Facelock Robbie Maynard hit the Side Headlock Takedown Robbie Maynard hit the Knee Drop Diamond moved and the Stomp missed! Diamond hit the Hair Pull The referee warns that that was illegal. Diamond hit the Punch Robbie Maynard took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Robbie Maynard hit the Open Handed Slap Diamond took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Diamond applied the Front Facelock Diamond hit the Hair Pull The referee warns that that was illegal. Diamond hit the Side Headlock Takedown Diamond hit the Face Stepping Robbie Maynard moved and the Half Senton missed! Robbie Maynard hit the Knee Drop Robbie Maynard picks up Diamond from behind. Robbie Maynard hit the Forearm To Back Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick Robbie Maynard applied the Arm Bar Robbie Maynard applied the Single Leg Grapevine Robbie Maynard hit the Legdrop To Groin Diamond blocked the Headbutt To Groin. Diamond counters by fighting back. Diamond hit the Punch Robbie Maynard slipped out the back of the Side Headlock Takedown. Robbie Maynard hit the Back Suplex Diamond blocked the Legdrop To Groin. Robbie Maynard picks up Diamond. Robbie Maynard hit the Vertical Suplex The Single Leg Grapevine was countered into a Legsweep Kick. Diamond hit the Rolling Senton Diamond hit the Seated Dropkick Diamond hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb Diamond hit the Rolling Senton Diamond used the Top Rope Point Robbie Maynard rushed the Half Senton Bomb. Diamond slipped out of the Superplex. Robbie Maynard counters by kicking Diamond away. Robbie Maynard hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Diamond rolled through with the Merseyside Maul. Robbie saw it coming, and ducked the Hell Fire Kick! Robbie Maynard hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of six minutes and fifty seconds, and this season's Yellow Division Champion...Robbie Maynard! Frankie Garnett: Well, so much for the hopes of the Yellow Division, eh Tori? Tori Montgomery: That's not very sporting. Frankie Garnett: Tell it to someone who cares. I'm off to get Thor ready for his match. Ciao! Bob Sinclair: ...well, that was rather conceited. Tori Montgomery: As if that's new with Frankie? Pizza Mask III (4-6, 14%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-8, 18%) The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all things, hits as Pizza Mask comes out on a scooter, with a pizza box strapped to the back, wearing a helmet with his pizza-design mask, his black polo shirt covered by a red t-shirt that simply says "You Can't Avoid the Noidsault!", and khaki pants, hopping off the scooter and unstrapping the pizza box, holding it up to the screen to show that it reads "Pain Pizza! Now With 100% Real Cheese!" before he heads to the ring. As he enters the ring itself, he pulls off the Noidsault T-shirt and tosses it into the crowd, getting ready for the match. Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III! Bob Sinclair: After dealing with concussion-based issues earlier in the season, Pizza Mask seems to have recovered nicely. Tori Montgomery: He's still in the thick of the wild card hunt; another win here would make the chase even more crowded! "Not a Stranger to the Danger" blares through the arena as one of last season's rookies steps into the arena, a look of determination on his face. A moment later, he sprints towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to a corner to appeal to the fans. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle! Bob Sinclair: It's put up or shut up for Carlisle. A loss eliminates him from any playoff contention whatsoever. Tori Montgomery: I don't like his chances, if that's what you are asking, Bob. Ian Carlisle moved and the Kick To Gut missed! Pizza Mask III moved and the Punch missed! Ian Carlisle blocked the Snap Mare Takedown. Ian Carlisle blocked the Punch Flurry. This is the second block in a row, and Ian Carlisle takes control. The Eye Gouge was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Pizza Mask III hit the Kick To Gut Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop Ian Carlisle hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Ian Carlisle hit the Knee Pull Ian Carlisle picks up Pizza Mask III. Ian Carlisle hit the Kick To Knee Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge Ian Carlisle hit the Throat Thrust Pizza Mask III broke the Arm Wringer. Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Back Kick Ian Carlisle moved and the Stomp missed! Pizza Mask III moved and the Eye Gouge missed! Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Backhand Blow Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. The Punch was countered into a Back Kick. Ian Carlisle blocked the Arm Drag. Pizza Mask III hit the Back Kick The Kick To Gut was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Ian Carlisle hit the Leg Lariat Ian Carlisle applied the Single Leg Grapevine Pizza Mask III blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Ian Carlisle hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb Pizza Mask III blocked the La Magistral Cradle. Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine. Ian Carlisle moved and the Enzuigiri Kick missed! Ian Carlisle hit the Flip Legdrop Ian Carlisle picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Pizza Mask III moved and the Standing Moonsault missed! Tori Montgomery: Carlisle gives himself a chance as Pizza Mask crashes on the moonsault! Bob Sinclair: If Carlisle can press this advantage, Tori... Pizza Mask III hit the Seated Dropkick Ian Carlisle blocked the Giant Swing. Pizza Mask III hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb Pizza Mask III hit the Rolling Splash Pizza Mask III hit the Rolling Senton Pizza Mask III picks up Ian Carlisle. Pizza Mask III hit the Side Spinning Kick Ian Carlisle broke the Small Package. Pizza Mask III counters by fighting back. Pizza Mask III hit the Pump Kick Ian Carlisle avoids the Noidsault! Pizza Mask III slipped out of the Camel Clutch. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick Pizza Mask III picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle broke the Side Order of Breadsticks. Pizza Mask III counters by fighting back. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III hit the Moonsault Press Ian Carlisle rushed the Top Rope Point. Ian Carlisle whips Pizza Mask III to the corner. Pizza Mask III counters by reversing on Ian Carlisle. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III climbs down off the top rope. Pizza Mask III throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Ian Carlisle avoids the Noidsault! Pizza Mask III counters by fighting back. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Bob Sinclair: Carlisle scrambling to wrestle defensively, as Pizza Mask continues to dish out the lion's share of offense. Tori Montgomery: Carlisle's chances are dwindling with each second that he's not pressing an attack. Pizza Mask III hit the Pump Kick Pizza Mask III picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Stuffed Crust Stunner. Pizza Mask III blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Ian Carlisle whips Pizza Mask III to the corner. The Handspring Elbow was countered into a Roundhouse Kick. Pizza Mask III picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle blocked the Sunset Flip Bomb. Ian Carlisle blocked the Side Order of Breadsticks. This is the second block in a row, and Ian Carlisle takes control. Ian Carlisle takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Rana Pizza Mask III moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed! Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III hit the Missile Dropkick Pizza Mask III used the Arabian Press The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III hit the Moonsault Press Ian Carlisle avoids the Noidsault! Pizza Mask III blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III recovers and stands up. Pizza Mask III shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick. Pizza Mask III throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle moved and the Split-Legged Moonsault missed! Ian Carlisle picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. Pizza Mask III moved and the Springboard Rana missed! Pizza Mask III just gave Ian a Side Order of Breadsticks! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... Kick Out At The Last Second! Tori Montgomery: How did Carlisle kick out of that? Bob Sinclair: Pizza Mask with a signature move, but Carlisle able to get free somehow! Pizza Mask III takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Pizza Mask III hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fifteen minutes and twenty seconds...Pizza Mask III! Tori Montgomery: And with that, Carlisle's chances at the post-season are done. Bob Sinclair: Pizza Mask controls the match handily, and in the process drops the playoff-eligible field down to 19 with just over three weeks to go in the season! BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-7, 19%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (5-5, 14%) Amon Amarth's "Death in Fire" hits the speakers, to a decent ovation he emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them. Behind him, his manager/League color commentator can be see giving him encouragement as the Viking enters the confines of the squared circle. Amelia Williams: This is a Black Division contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Frankie Garnett, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald! Bob Sinclair: Thor has been near the top of the Black Division all season, and comes in tonight a match behind the leader with four to go. Tori, how are his chances of taking the division over? Tori Montgomery: Given that Thor and Triumph face each other in the final week of the season, there's a good possibility that it could be to determine the Black Division champion! Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease despite the hard beat of the song. Jumping onto the apron from the floor, he steps between the ropes and calmly waits waits for the bell to get the match underway. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Island of Tria, weighing 205 pounds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade! Bob Sinclair: Gaius has struggled in recent weeks, and needs a win tonight to keep any realistic hopes alive of making the postseason. Tori Montgomery: He can still surprise people, Bob; I'm just not sure if he'll be able to manage it against Thor tonight. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knife Edge Chop Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald hit the Punch Thor Hammerskald hit the Kick To Gut Thor Hammerskald hit the Headbutt Thor Hammerskald applied the Nerve Pinch Thor Hammerskald applied the Rear Chinlock Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Thor Hammerskald hit the Russian Legsweep Thor Hammerskald applied the Nerve Pinch Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. The Knife Edge Chop was countered into a Back Kick. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Single Leg Trip Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Stomp Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Dropkick Thor Hammerskald slipped out the back of the Knee Pull. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out the back of the Schoolboy Roll Up. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Kick To Thigh Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Leg Lariat Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Seated Back Dropkick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Snap Driving Elbow Thor Hammerskald moved and the Splash missed! Thor Hammerskald hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes Thor Hammerskald hit the Splash Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Thor Hammerskald hit the Legdrop To Groin Thor Hammerskald hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Bob Sinclair: Thor is not wasting any time tonight! Tori Montgomery: Frankie must have told him to be very aggressive; he's not letting Gaius get a chance to even think about catching a breather! Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out the back of the Full Nelson Bomb. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Dropkick Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Slepnir Strike was countered into a Single Leg Trip. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald. The Earthshard was countered into a Kick To Gut. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Blood Eagle by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Missile Dropkick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Thor Hammerskald shook the ropes to stop the Moonsault. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade counters by kicking Thor Hammerskald away. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Missile Dropkick The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tori Montgomery: Nice series of defensive counters there, as both men try to get to a dominant position. Bob Sinclair: It looks like Gaius may have gotten some room to maneuver, Tori.... Eidenhoek Gaiaspade whips Thor Hammerskald to the corner. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt. Thor Hammerskald blocked the Rope Walk Smash. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald. Gaius takes down Thor with the Earthshard; what impact! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Lung Blower Eidenhoek Gaiaspade used the Spirit Roar Eidenhoek Gaiaspade grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. The Bonebreak was countered into a Hot Shot. Thor Hammerskald hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Thor Hammerskald hit the Strong Charging Forearm Thor Hammerskald leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Thor Hammerskald applied the Camel Clutch Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Thor Hammerskald hit the Chair Shot To Head The referee is furious at that breach of the rules. Tori Montgomery: What the hell is Thor doing? Does he want to be disqualified? Bob Sinclair: I think it was Frankie's idea, Tori. Look at the sick smile on his face! He must have known that the ref would let one go! The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Thor Hammerskald rolls Eidenhoek Gaiaspade back into the ring. Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Slepnir Strike missed! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Thor Hammerskald shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline. Thor Hammerskald throws Eidenhoek Gaiaspade off the top rope. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Camel Clutch. Thor Hammerskald really wrenching back with the Viking Longship... Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Blood Eagle. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Sacrifice to Tyr. This is the second block in a row, and Eidenhoek Gaiaspade takes control. Gaius takes down Thor with the Earthshard; what impact! Thor Hammerskald moved and the Slingshot Legdrop missed! Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Thor Hammerskald hit the Full Nelson Bomb Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Slepnir Strike missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Dropkick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flying Fist Drop Thor Hammerskald counters by fighting back. Thor Hammerskald hit the Strong Charging Forearm Thor Hammerskald leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Tori Montgomery: Oh, no, here we go again! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade escaped from the Viking Longship. Thor Hammerskald grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Thor Hammerskald hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Thor Hammerskald grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Thor Hammerskald holds Gaius in the air...still holding...and there's the Blood Eagle! Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Sacrifice to Tyr. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Pump Kick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Thor Hammerskald. The Bonebreak was countered into a Clothesline. Thor Hammerskald picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Slepnir Strike missed! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. The Missile Dropkick was countered into a Boston Crab. Thor Hammerskald grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Viking Longship. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. This is the second block in a row, and Eidenhoek Gaiaspade takes control. The Running Dropkick was countered into a Running Clothesline. Thor Hammerskald climbs the turnbuckles. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade recovers and stands up. The Flying Clothesline was countered into a Dropkick. Thor Hammerskald counters by fighting back. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade looks to be in trouble, Thor hit the Slepnir Strike! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Berserker Waraxe missed! Bob Sinclair: I'm not sure how Gaius is able to go on after taking that powerbomb on the floor, Tori. Tori Montgomery: He's tougher than a lot of folks, Bob, that's for damn sure. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Thor Hammerskald shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press. Thor Hammerskald throws Eidenhoek Gaiaspade off the top rope. Thor Hammerskald really wrenching back with the Viking Longship... The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of nineteen minutes and fifty seconds...Thor Hammerskald! Tori Montgomery: Wait, did Thor really just win via submission? Bob Sinclair: I'm just as surprised, Tori. That certainly wasn't what I expected! YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (4-6, 21%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-6, 13%) The opening to Rammstein's "Mein Teil" hits the speakers as the largest member of The League emerges, causing everyone with something that could even remotely be considered food to get away from the entranceway as quickly as possible for fear of losing their food...and at least a body part or two. Amelia Williams: This match is scheduled for one fall in the Yellow Division! Introducing first, from der Schwarzwald, Deutschland, weighing 421 pounds..."Der Panzer" Rannulf von Krüshengberg! Tori Montgomery: These two are basically wrestling for a wild card berth now, as Robbie Maynard locked up the division title earlier tonight. Bob Sinclair: Still doesn't mean that these two will be taking it easy on each other! "Regulate" hits the speakers, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as a large figure stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Pyro explodes on the stage, causing the light to shut off as the figure finally emerges onto the stage proper. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan! Bob Sinclair: If anyone can lift the big man into a finisher, Tori, it'd have to be Nolan. Tori Montgomery: Between him and Templeton, they're the two strongest men on the roster. One of them has to be able to do it. Tarik Nolan hit the Punch Tarik Nolan hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. Tarik Nolan hit the European Uppercut The Punch Flurry was countered into a Bodyslam. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Nerve Pinch Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Punch Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt Tarik Nolan hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. Tarik Nolan hit the European Uppercut Tarik Nolan hit the Punch Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the DDT. Tarik Nolan hit the Short Arm Clothesline Tarik Nolan hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg rushed the Power Taunt. Tarik Nolan broke the Toss To Corner. The Running Knee Lift was countered into a Running Shoulder Block. Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Body Scissors A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan recovers and stands up. Rannulf von Krüshengberg grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Jab Punch Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Toss To Corner Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Splash Rannulf von Krüshengberg used the Power Taunt Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Headbutt To Groin Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Splash Tori Montgomery: Rannulf using his size to an obvious advantage, and Nolan is in trouble already, Bob! Bob Sinclair: That's the one aspect of Rannulf that is working for him, Tori—his size makes defending against him or even attacking him normally rather difficult. Tarik Nolan rushed the Power Taunt. Tarik Nolan hit the Short Arm Clothesline Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan rushed the Power Taunt. The Pump Kick was countered into a Clothesline. Tarik Nolan moved and the Splash missed! Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Regulator. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Someone ring the dinner bell! Rannulf von Krüshengberg orders up a Slamburger! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half! Tori Montgomery: Nolan somehow gets a shoulder up! Bob Sinclair: Rannulf didn't press all of his weight down on that lateral press, and left Tarik just enough wiggle room to pop the shoulder free! Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. The Slamburger was countered into a Elbow Blow. Tarik Nolan hit the Front Slam Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by fighting back. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Powerbomb was countered into a Punch. The Low Blow With Cradle was countered into a Punch. Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Slamburger. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Regulator. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Corner Stomp Flurry. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. Rannulf von Krüshengberg whips Tarik Nolan to the corner. The Corner Clothesline was countered into a Spinebuster. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Tarik Nolan hit the Field Goal Low Blow The referee is furious at that breach of the rules. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Tarik Nolan hit the Pump Kick Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Tarik Nolan hits the Regulator! It's the beginning of the end.... The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half! Tori Montgomery: I don't believe what I just saw! Bob Sinclair: What, Rannulf kicking out of the Regulator? Tori Montgomery: No, the fact that Nolan even managed to deliver the move! I think this crowd is as stunned as I am! Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan hit the Pump Kick Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Dirty South Strangla. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Regulator. The Slamburger was countered into a Kick To Gut. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Corner Stomp Flurry. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan hit the Flying Double Axe Handle The Dirty South Strangla was countered into a Punch. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. The Slamburger was countered into a Punch. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Big Legdrop Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Bob Sinclair: You know the old adage, Tori: "No matter your size..." Tori Montgomery: "...everyone is vulnerable there." Same with the eyes. Classic heel tactics, though I may not agree with them personally. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. The Pump Kick was countered into a Throw Down Spinebuster. Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Face Plant. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. The Sidewalk Slam was countered into a Face Plant. Tarik Nolan takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan broke the Gutwrench Powerbomb. Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Axe Kick missed! Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Tarik Nolan moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Tarik Nolan takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin Tarik Nolan hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg rushed the Slit Throat Motion. Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Slamburger. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out the back of the Dirty South Strangla. Rannulf von Krüshengberg just defied the laws of physics with a Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Rannulf von Krüshengberg has to stop momentarily, his neck clearly in agony. Tarik Nolan moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Headbutt To Groin. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan hit the Pump Kick The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Tori Montgomery: Nolan didn't get all of the height he wanted with that; he caught Rannulf more in the chest than the face with that kick. Bob Sinclair: Nonetheless, it was still effective enough to send the big man down and force him to kick out of a pinfall attempt. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Corner Clothesline missed! Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Slamburger. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan applied the Head Vice Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan hit the Pump Kick Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Powerbomb was countered into a Eye Gouge. The referee warns that that was illegal. Tarik Nolan hit the Repeated Knee Lifts Rannulf von Krüshengberg is busted open. Bob Sinclair: And the momentum of this match just shifted solidly in the corner of the Louisiana native, Tori! Tori Montgomery: The ref will be watching Rannulf very carefully here; remember that matches in Canada can be stopped for excessive blood loss! Tarik Nolan used the Slit Throat Motion Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Rannulf von Krüshengberg broke the Dirty South Strangla. Rannulf von Krüshengberg whips Tarik Nolan to the corner. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan from behind. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Slamburger. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Rannulf von Krüshengberg broke the Dirty South Strangla. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan broke the Powerbomb by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Clothesline Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Tarik Nolan broke the Slamburger. Tarik Nolan hit the Front Slam Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Rannulf von Krüshengberg is now bleeding very heavily. Tori Montgomery: I'm surprised the ref hasn't called this one already, Bob. Rannulf can't last much longer. Bob Sinclair: I think the ref is asking Rannulf, making sure he's still coherent, and I can hear Rannulf saying "Nein" to the official; apparently he's still coherent to continue. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Tarik Nolan looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Regulator. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Rannulf von Krüshengberg rushed the Slit Throat Motion. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Big Legdrop Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. The Pump Kick was countered into a Backdrop. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Rannulf von Krüshengberg whips Tarik Nolan to the corner. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Clothesline Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Slamburger. Rannulf von Krüshengberg broke the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan counters by reversing on Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan hit the Sidewalk Slam Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Rannulf von Krüshengberg is a mess, with blood everywhere. The referee was not happy with that move. Tori Montgomery: Come on, ref! For the love of all that's holey, stop the match! Bob Sinclair: Tarik's even asking the ref to stop the match, and the ref is waving the match to continue! What sort of official is this? Tori Montgomery: An incompetent one, perhaps. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg into the ropes. Tarik Nolan hit the Spinebuster Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Tarik Nolan looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan hit the Blindside High Knee Tarik Nolan leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Tarik Nolan gets into the ring. Rannulf von Krüshengberg easily makes it back into the ring before the count out. Tarik Nolan hit the Pump Kick Rannulf von Krüshengberg rushed the Power Taunt. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Big Legdrop Rannulf von Krüshengberg used the Stalk Grounded Enemy The Slamburger was countered into a Eye Gouge. Tarik Nolan hit the Front Slam Tarik Nolan grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Tori Montgomery: Of course his neck and back are sore, he's only been lifting the guy for the last thirty mintues, and at least six of that shouldn't have happened! Bob Sinclair: Tori, are you prejudiced against Canadian referees or something? Tori Montgomery: No! I'm prejudiced against ones who can't do their damn job! Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Seated Neck Plant. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Head Vice. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. The Slamburger was countered into a Elbow Blow. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by reversing on Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Rannulf von Krüshengberg counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan counters by reversing on Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Clothesline Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out the back of the Dirty South Strangla. Rannulf von Krüshengberg grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt. Tarik Nolan manages to escape the gravitational pull of the Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Tarik Nolan hit the Axe Kick The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Tarik Nolan is seen to wince as he moves, his back clearly hurting. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Corner Clothesline missed! The Slamburger was countered into a Kick To Gut. The Dirty South Strangla was countered into a Punch. Tarik Nolan blocked the Gutwrench Powerbomb. Rannulf von Krüshengberg throws Tarik Nolan to ringside. Rannulf von Krüshengberg leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg drags Tarik Nolan back into the ring. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Strong Open Handed Chop Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. The Speisekarte-wheel Kick was countered into a Clothesline. Tarik Nolan grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Tarik Nolan is seen to wince as he moves, his back clearly hurting. Bob Sinclair: ...okay, Tori, now I'm beginning to agree with you. This is getting a bit ridiculous! Tori Montgomery: Told you so! Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Blindside High Knee missed! The Slamburger was countered into a Elbow Blow. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. The Corner Clothesline was countered into a Clothesline. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. The Powerbomb was countered into a Kick To Gut. The Pump Kick was countered into a Backdrop. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Tarik Nolan blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg throws Tarik Nolan to ringside. Rannulf von Krüshengberg leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Big Legdrop The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Someone ring the dinner bell! Rannulf von Krüshengberg orders up a Slamburger! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! Kick Out At Two-And-A-Half! Bob Sinclair: How?! Tori Montgomery: Dammit, I was about to ask that. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Tarik Nolan. Rannulf von Krüshengberg is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. Tarik Nolan manages to escape the gravitational pull of the Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. The Slamburger was countered into a Eye Gouge. The referee warns that that was illegal. Tarik Nolan hit the Stump Piledriver Tarik Nolan picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Tarik Nolan whips Rannulf von Krüshengberg to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Clothesline Dirty South Strangla, and Rannulf von Krüshengberg is in a world of hurt! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of forty-four minutes and fifty seconds...Tarik Nolan! Bob Sinclair: And finally, mercifully, this match is over! Tori Montgomery: The match should have ended twenty minutes ago! I want someone to look into that official; I smell a rat! Bob Sinclair: I don't think that's all you smell, Tori... Tori looks up in time to see Frankie Garnett returning to ringside. Tori Montgomery: Good call, Bob.... Frankie Garnett: Man, I missed a helluva match, huh? Bob Sinclair: As usual.... The Phoenix (8-2, 18%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-7, 22%) Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" hits the arena speakers as one of the original members of The League comes out, his wife in tow. He has a deadly serious look on his face as he shadowboxes on his way to the ring. As they reach ringside, she reaches up to give him a kiss on the cheek and gives him a slight shove towards the squared circle. He dives in under the bottom rope, coming to his feet with a war cry towards the heavens as he shifts his focus to the ring. Amelia Williams: (opening) , being accompanied to the ring by Te'Snilo Bradenbury, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds, he is the Red Division leader...this is The Phoenix! Frankie Garnett: And now I'm sure you'll gush for a whole four minutes on how Squeamix here is the next big thing...right, Tori? Tori Montgomery: Uh, no. All I will say is that a win puts him in the position to clinch his division next week. Bob Sinclair: Frankie, man, get a grip. Jealousy is so unbecoming. Frankie Garnett: Hey! Linkin Park's "New Divide" hits the speakers as the first Canadian to enter The League emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease as he steps onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Climbing onto the turnbuckles, he raises an arm in the air and drinks in the cheers of the crowd before dropping back to the mat and preparing for his match. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from London, Ontario, weighing 233 pounds...Jack Lightning! Bob Sinclair: Jack needs this win in order to maintain what slim hopes he has of making the playoffs. Frankie Garnett: Which means he'll beat the choke artist tonight. Tori Montgomery: Given the roll Phoenix has been on, I doubt that, Frankie. Jack Lightning hit the Foot Stomp Jack Lightning applied the Arm Wringer The Knife Edge Chop was countered into a Forearm Blow. The Phoenix hit the Foot Stomp The Phoenix hit the Kick To Gut The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip The Phoenix applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull The Phoenix hit the Elbow Drop On Knee The Phoenix applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold The Phoenix applied the Rear Chinlock Jack Lightning broke the American Figure Four Leglock. Jack Lightning hit the Jab Punch Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick Jack Lightning hit the Stomp Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar Jack Lightning applied the Rear Chinlock Jack Lightning picks up The Phoenix. Jack Lightning hit the Knife Edge Chop Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee The Rana Sunset Pinfall was countered into a Punch. The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow Jack Lightning broke the Single Leg Boston Crab. Jack Lightning hit the Leg Lariat The Phoenix moved and the Rolling Senton missed! The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows The Phoenix applied the American Figure Four Leglock The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! Jack Lightning blocked the Blaze of Glory. Jack Lightning broke the Dragon Screw Leg Whip. The Running Dropkick was countered into a Backdrop. Jack Lightning slipped out of the Eternal Requiem. Tori Montgomery: Lightning having to do everything he can to keep out of both finishers and a damaging leg-torquing maneuver! Frankie Garnett: Tori. It's a leg whip. Nothing fancy about that. Bob Sinclair: Can we stop the bickering and call the match, please? Jack Lightning hit the Leg Lariat The Phoenix moved and the Rolling Senton missed! The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Armbar takedown...Phoenix locks in the Blaze of Glory! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of six minutes and ten seconds...The Phoenix! Frankie Garnett: Oh, damn it all to hell! Tori Montgomery: With that, Phoenix is in control of his own fate. A win or a Maxx Skabb loss next week seals the division race up. Bob Sinclair: Could he still be in contention for the #1 seed, Tori? Tori Montgomery: Very much so. He, Maynard, and Sean are all tied at 9-2. It's pretty much a foregone conclusion that one of those three will earn the top seed come the playoffs next month. Nuclear Templeton (6-4, 22%) vs. Johnny Triumph (6-4, 19%) A remixed version of "Ecstasy of Gold" hits the speakers, which is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring. Amelia Williams: This is our main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds, he is the Black Division leader...Johnny Triumph! Bob Sinclair: With Thor winning earlier in the night— Frankie Garnett: Thanks to my guidance! Bob Sinclair: --Triumph needs to win to maintain his slim one-match lead in the standings. Tori Montgomery: This is going to be a barnburner, guys. Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. As he hits the end of the entrance ramp, he throws his arms into the air, sending a pair of mushroom clouds into the air from the stage as he makes his way to the ring and through the ropes. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds...Nuclear Templeton! Tori Montgomery: Put simply, Templeton needs this match. A loss puts Sean in the same position that Phoenix is in—a win or a Templeton loss would seal the Green Division for Sean. Bob Sinclair: Nuclear realizes this as well; you can see the determination on his face. Frankie Garnett: Enough talking, you two! Let's get to the fighting already! Johnny Triumph hit the Eye Gouge Johnny Triumph hit the Punch Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow Johnny Triumph moved and the Eye Gouge missed! Johnny Triumph hit the Kick To Gut Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton hit the Headbutt Nuclear Templeton hit the Knee Drop Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry. Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm To Back Johnny Triumph applied the Hammerlock Johnny Triumph applied the Arm Wringer Johnny Triumph hit the Punch Johnny Triumph hit the Slap To Chest Johnny Triumph hit the Kick To Gut Nuclear Templeton broke the Hammerlock Kick. Nuclear Templeton hit the DDT Nuclear Templeton hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Johnny Triumph slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry. Nuclear Templeton moved and the Forearm Strike Flurry missed! Johnny Triumph moved and the Forearm Strike Flurry missed! Bob Sinclair: Even contest so far, as both men try to take back the advantage from this stalemate they find themselves in. Frankie Garnett: Meanwhile, the rest of us are being put to sleep. Tori Montgomery: Only you would think so, Frankie. The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Open Handed Chop. Nuclear Templeton picks up Johnny Triumph from behind. Nuclear Templeton hit the Back Suplex Throw Nuclear Templeton hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Rain of Pain. Johnny Triumph hit the Neckbreaker Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine. The Apocalypse Now was countered into a Punch. Johnny Triumph hit the Triple Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry. Johnny Triumph hit the Inverted Atomic Drop Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick Johnny Triumph hit the Neckbreaker Nuclear Templeton broke the Horns of Victory. Nuclear Templeton hit the Three Point Stance Johnny Triumph counters by fighting back. Johnny Triumph takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the S.T.O.. Johnny Triumph moved and the Armageddon Lariat missed! Nuclear Templeton moved and the Triple Forearm Blow missed! The Apocalypse Now was countered into a Shooter Takedown. Johnny Triumph applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Escaped! Johnny Triumph whips Nuclear Templeton to the corner. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Johnny Triumph hit the Corner Clothesline Johnny Triumph hit the S.T.O. Nuclear Templeton blocked the Horns of Victory. Johnny Triumph picks up Nuclear Templeton. Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick Nuclear Templeton moved and the Field Goal Low Blow missed! Tori Montgomery: Triumph trying for what many call his "unofficial finisher" there, but Templeton is having none of that. Frankie Garnett: And why not? Kicking out of a shot to the groin in that matter makes you a true man! Bob Sinclair: And in Diamond's case? Frankie Garnett: I'll...get back to you on that. Johnny Triumph broke the Dumping the Trash. Nuclear Templeton broke the S.T.O.. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Nuclear Templeton hit the Three Point Stance Johnny Triumph counters by fighting back. Johnny Triumph takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Nuclear Templeton blocked the Hammerlock Kick. Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry Johnny Triumph hit the Triple Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton blocked the Horns of Victory. Johnny Triumph picks up Nuclear Templeton. Johnny Triumph hit the Inverted Atomic Drop Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick Johnny Triumph hit the Field Goal Low Blow The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and ten seconds...Johnny Triumph! Bob Sinclair: And Triumph still manages to pull out the win with the low blow! Frankie Garnett: Well, that settles it. Templeton is screwed. Calling it now. Tori Montgomery: Stranger things have happened, Frankie. Bob Sinclair: Folks, we're out of time; we'll see you next week from Japan at our new start time! Tori Montgomery: New start time? Wait, you can't leave without telling us what the new— (Cuts to black.) <hr> 1. Sean (9-2) def. Maxx Skabb (6-5) * Time of Match: 8:40 * Match Grade: B- * Winner's Offense: 49% * Sean's Body Condition: Head 68, Body 91, Arms 100, Legs 90 * Maxx Skabb's Body Condition: Head 61, Body 89, Arms 98, Legs 88 * 10 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.30 points towards their season totals. 2. Scott Stevens (3-8) def. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4) * Time of Match: 4:40 * Match Grade: F * Winner's Offense: 66% * Scott Stevens's Body Condition: Head 82, Body 96, Arms 99, Legs 96 * Ezekial Kerghan's Body Condition: Head 64, Body 91, Arms 99, Legs 88 * 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 4.33 points towards their season totals. 3. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6) def. Dante Lorenzo (6-5) * Time of Match: 25:00 * Match Grade: A* * Winner's Offense: 50% * Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.'s Body Condition: Head 21, Body 59, Arms 96, Legs 100 * Dante Lorenzo's Body Condition: Head 9, Body 50, Arms 100, Legs 92 * 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 4.33 points towards their season totals. 4. SGRaaize (5-6) def. Master Imoka (5-6) * Time of Match: 11:20 * Match Grade: C+ * Winner's Offense: 59% * SGRaaize's Body Condition: Head 63, Body 88, Arms 100, Legs 86 * Master Imoka's Body Condition: Head 50, Body 81, Arms 100, Legs 76 * 5 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.60 points towards their season totals. 5. Robbie Maynard (9-2) def. Diamond (5-6) * Time of Match: 6:50 * Match Grade: F * Winner's Offense: 60% * Robbie Maynard's Body Condition: Head 75, Body 89, Arms 99, Legs 98 * Diamond's Body Condition: Head 70, Body 88, Arms 98, Legs 94 * 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 3.25 points towards their season totals. * With the win, Robbie Maynard clinches the Yellow Division title. 6. Pizza Mask III (5-6) def. Ian Carlisle (2-9) * Time of Match: 15:20 * Match Grade: B+ * Winner's Offense: 59% * Pizza Mask III's Body Condition: Head 74, Body 67, Arms 100, Legs 92 * Ian Carlisle's Body Condition: Head 36, Body 67, Arms 98, Legs 99 * 9 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.44 points towards their season totals. 7. Thor Hammerskald (9-2) def. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8) * Time of Match: 19:50 * Match Grade: C- * Winner's Offense: 53% * Thor Hammerskald's Body Condition: Head 44, Body 74, Arms 99, Legs 90 * Eidenhoek Gaiaspade's Body Condition: Head 34, Body 55, Arms 90, Legs 63 * 9 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.44 points towards their season totals. 8. Tarik Nolan (5-6) def. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7) * Time of Match: 44:50 * Match Grade: A* * Winner's Offense: 52% * Tarik Nolan's Body Condition: Head 17, Body 20, Arms 99, Legs 95 * Rannulf von Krüshengberg's Body Condition: Head 0, Body 29, Arms 100, Legs 74, Extreme Blood Loss (one step away from losing via blood loss stoppage) * 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.63 points towards their season totals. * This is the Match of the Night (8 for Tarik Nolan, 2 for Rannulf von Krüshengberg) 9. The Phoenix (9-2) def. Jack Lightning (3-8) * Time of Match: 6:10 * Match Grade: E * Winner's Offense: 55% * The Phoenix's Body Condition: Head 74, Body 87, Arms 98, Legs 96 * Jack Lightning's Body Condition: Head 68, Body 79, Arms 98, Legs 83 * 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.63 points towards their season totals. 10. Johnny Triumph (7-4) def. Nuclear Templeton (6-5) * Time of Match: 11:10 * Match Grade: C- * Winner's Offense: 59% * Johnny Triumph's Body Condition: Head 66, Body 91, Arms 99, Legs 98 * Nuclear Templeton's Body Condition: Head 54, Body 84, Arms 86, Legs 88 * 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.17 points towards their season totals. <hr> WEEK TWELVE: Toyama, Japan (Japan—Chubu) (Strict Rules Enforcement, ref bumps allowed, Strong Style match) Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) NOTE THE CHANGED SCHEDULE BELOW! CURRENT TRAINING PM DEADLINE: MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EDT / TUESDAY, 27 SEPTEMBER AT 00:00 GMT CURRENT PREDICTIONS DEADLINE: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EDT / WEDNESDAY, 28 SEPTEMBER AT 00:00 GMT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 This just in... Is "The League" ready for the Tuesday Night Wars? Colt Marshall, others prepare to make their mark on Tuesdays CHICAGO, ILLINOIS: Following week eleven of the fourth season of the highly regarded "The League," League Commissioner Colt Marshall announced that starting next week, as a trial run for the fall TV season, their weekly Monday show would be held on Tuesdays, in direct competition with programs run by Supreme Wrestling Federation (SWF) and Total Championship Wrestling (TCW). "We feel the time is right," Marshall stated during a press conference just concluded. "The League has grown by leaps and bounds in popularity since our inception just over a year ago. Both the League Owner and I feel that the time is right to test the waters, as it were, and see if The League can truly hang with the two big dogs of American pro wrestling." The League, a "shoot" wrestling promotion where the matches are not pre-determined, has quickly grown to be a national name in the United States, with some recognition also coming worldwide thanks to the schedule The League keeps. Many insiders see The League jumping to Tuesday nights as being the wake-up call for SWF and TCW to improve their products, as well as a shot in the arm for the wrestling industry, which has been slowing down considerably as of late. The League will go on-air at 8 PM Eastern (US) time, as it has during the last three-plus seasons of its existence. SWF Owner Richard Eisen and TCW President Tommy Cornell could not be reached for comment as of the time of this article's printing. And now the non-kayfabe reason: With the NFL season underway, and with the D&D games that MLT and I are members of occurring on Sundays as well, plus not wanting to miss Raw due to trying to rush a show out, I thought it would be better in the long run for me to shift the schedules back a day. Thus, the show will now be posted on Tuesday evenings, Beyond Ringside on Wednesdays, and the normal deadlines pushed back a day to compensate. Tl;dr version: In order to preserve my sanity on Sundays, I'm pushing things back a day for the foreseeable future in order to make things easier for me to work with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Really, two Slamburgers didn't finish the match? I have the worst god damn luck. I'm gonna get a submission finisher solely for the fact those appear to actually work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 In order to preserve my sanity on Sundays... This does not compute when speaking of a Ravens fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 This does not compute when speaking of a Steelers fan Fixed that for ya. (Hi, IER! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i effin rule Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fixed that for ya. (Hi, IER! ) You got your one win against the Steelers this year. I think the Ravens blew their load in Week 1. We'll see how things stand come January Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Pizza Mask back to the video blogging! "I'm gonna be a little serious here for a moment, so bear with me. "First of all, I'm really grateful to the League staff for giving a silly backyarder from Florida a chance at the big time. I've been halfway around the world in the span of few weeks, and I never thought I'd be able to do that as a wrestler or otherwise. I didn't expect to be given an easy ride, and well, I don't think anyone can dispute that I was given probably the toughest competition so far. I mean, look at Red Division. One of those things is not like the others... three legitimate stars... and me. I haven't even won a single division match yet, 0-5 with one more to go. But, I'm 5-1 outside my division. And I'm still somehow in the running to actually make it to the playoffs. I beat the current League champion. And I've done better than anyone, even myself, could ever hope for. When I was injured, I didn't go to the hospital because I didn't want to be forced out of the League. I have had a checkup recently... doctor says if I get another serious blow to the head, I'll be lucky to not get severe brain damage. I've been told to retire at the end of the season. But you know what? I'm not going anywhere. I am going to be League Champion. Probably not this season, maybe not even the next. But as sure as Scott Stevens smells like three week old anchovies, I WILL be champion eventually. Pizzamania is running WILD, brothers and sisters, and I'm taking my Pizza Wagon all over the world to make my way to the top! ...Okay, I don't really HAVE a Pizza Wagon. Not yet at least. But soon! By Noidsault, by Stuffed Crust Stunner, by Side Order of Breadsticks, by Anchovy Kick... EVERYONE WILL GET A TASTE OF PAIN PIZZA! Not even the Dark Salad Demon himself can stop me now! Before I go, I want to give a shout out and a happy belated birthday to the number one Pizza Girl, Tori Montgomery. And now to go Japan and find Sailor Moon so she can teach me the Moon Tiara Action so I can beat Dante Lorenzo! KA-KOW!" WEEK TWELVE: Toyama, Japan (Japan—Chubu) (Strict Rules Enforcement, ref bumps allowed, Strong Style match) Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 ****ing dammit, a ****ing chair shot isn't grounds for disqualification? Whatever. Guess I'm out of the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Really, two Slamburgers didn't finish the match? I have the worst god damn luck. I'm gonna get a submission finisher solely for the fact those appear to actually work. Is it coming???? Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEK TWELVE: Toyama, Japan (Japan—Chubu) (Strict Rules Enforcement, ref bumps allowed, Strong Style match) Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) ****ing dammit, a ****ing chair shot isn't grounds for disqualification? Whatever. Guess I'm out of the playoffs. That's nothing. Scorpion gets kicked in the family jewels once per week almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 A chair to the back, knee, or arm doesn't get you DQed the first time. Never risked a chair to the head. In my rookie to legend game my character has used chairs to the knee as a desperation tactic (and/or spitting water in his opponent's face) or to set up his Steele Bear Trap submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: PM3's video blog. Hate to break it to ya, PM3, but the tiara went out of style before the end of the first series. You might have better luck with the Moon Scepter, though I don't think that would even work. (Even better, get Sailormars to KILL IT WITH FIRE!) ....I'm sorry, where were we again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Pages should be updated, folks. Have a pre-show. <hr> Season Four, Week Twelve September 20, 2011 http://i986.photobucket.com/albums/ae344/ShadowedFlames/GDS%20League%20Stuff/BeyondRingsideBanner.jpg Good evening, everyone, and welcome back to the official news source of The League! As always, I am Tori Montgomery. One playoff spot has been clinched, two more could happen this week, and the hunt for the wild card continues. This is the most exciting time of the season, folks! CURRENT DIVISIONAL AND WILD CARD STANDINGS RED DIVISION 1. (League #2) The Phoenix (9-2, 2.455 AMR) 2. (League #7) Maxx Skabb (6-5, 4.364 AMR) 3. (League #15) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 4.636 AMR) 4. (League #17) Scott Stevens (3-8, 2.545 AMR) BLUE DIVISION 1. (League #4) Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 2.909 AMR) 2. (League #8) Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 3.818 AMR) 3. (League #14) Diamond (5-6, 3.909 AMR) 4. (League #20) Ian Carlisle (2-9, 5.727 AMR) GREEN DIVISION 1. (League #3) Sean (9-2, 4.000 AMR) 2. (League #9) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 4.182 AMR) 3. (League #12) Master Imoka (5-6, 2.364 AMR) 4. (League #18) Jack Lightning (3-8, 4.818 AMR) YELLOW DIVISION X-1. (League #1) Robbie Maynard (9-2, 3.273 AMR) 2. (League #10) Tarik Nolan (5-6, 4.273 AMR) 3. (League #13) Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 5.273 AMR) 4. (League #16) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 4.818 AMR) X: Has clinched the division BLACK DIVISION 1. (League #5) Johnny Triumph (7-4, 4.091 AMR) 2. (League #6) Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 5.364 AMR) 3. (League #11) SGRaaize (5-6, 3.273 AMR) 4. (League #19) Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 4.818 AMR) WILD CARD WC-1 (League #6). Thor Hammerskald (6-5 / 4-1 Black Division, 5.364 AMR) WC-2 (League #7). Maxx Skabb (6-5 / 3-1 Red Division, 4.364 AMR) WC-3 (League #8). Dante Lorenzo (6-5 / 3-1 Blue Division, 3.818 AMR) <hr> (League #9). Nuclear Templeton (6-5 / 2-2 Green Division, 4.182 AMR) (League #10). Tarik Nolan (5-6 / 3-1 Yellow Division, 4.273 AMR) (League #11). SGRaaize (5-6 / 3-2 Black Division, 3.273 AMR) (League #12). Master Imoka (5-6 / 3-2 Green Division, 2.364 AMR) (League #13). Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6 / 1-3 Yellow Division, 5.273 AMR) (League #14). Diamond (5-6 / 1-3 Blue Division, 3.909 AMR) (League #15). Pizza Mask III (5-6 / 0-5 Red Division, 4.636 AMR) (League #16). Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7 / 0-4 Yellow Division, 4.818 AMR) (League #17). Scott Stevens (3-8 / 2-2 Red Division, 2.545 AMR) (League #18). Jack Lightning (3-8 / 1-3 Green Division, 4.818 AMR) (League #19). Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8 / 0-4 Black Division, 4.818 AMR) ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION (League #20). Ian Carlisle (2-9 / 1-3 Blue Division, 5.727 AMR) As you can see, Ian Carlisle is eliminated from the playoff picture—the best he could do is 5-9, which is already worse than the current 6-5 record holding the wild card positions. ON THE BUBBLE: Scott Stevens, Jack Lightning, Eidenhoek Gaiaspade: If any of these three lose, they eliminate themselves mathematically from the wild card hunt. Depending on other matches, they could be eliminated even if they wins. Rannulf von Krüshengberg: Could be eliminated next week with a loss, depending on who else wins. CLINCH SCENARIOS RED DIVISION: The Phoenix can clinch the division this week with a win OR a loss by Maxx Skabb. BLUE DIVISION: Does not apply this week. GREEN DIVISION: Sean can clinch the division this week with a win OR a loss by Nuclear Templeton. YELLOW DIVISION: Clinched this past week by Robbie Maynard. BLACK DIVISION: Does not apply this week. WILD CARDS: Does not apply this week. CHANGES IN POPULARITY: CANADA—BRITISH COLUMBIA Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.: 14.0000 -> 22.2500 Dante Lorenzo: 15.0000 -> 20.2500 Diamond: 21.0275 -> 18.2508 (Biggest Loss) Eidenhoek Gaiaspade: 19.0000 -> 17.4447 Ezekial Kerghan: 18.7880 -> 16.5467 Ian Carlisle: 18.0810 -> 19.2430 Jack Lightning: 22.0000 -> 20.0442 Johnny Triumph: 19.1060 -> 20.9273 Master Imoka: 15.0000 -> 14.4647 Maxx Skabb: 7.3633 -> 7.0913 Nuclear Templeton: 22.3263 -> 20.9466 Pizza Mask III: 14.0000 -> 18.4380 Rannulf von Krüshengberg: 13.0000 -> 23.1187 Robbie Maynard: 10.9900 -> 11.3500 Scott Stevens: 7.6120 -> 8.5200 Sean: 17.2323 -> 19.9430 SGRaaize: 15.2407 -> 17.9094 Tarik Nolan: 21.2217 -> 34.5197 (Biggest Gain) The Phoenix: 18.4475 -> 19.5533 Thor Hammerskald: 13.7440 -> 15.3077 PREDICTION CENTRAL Most Correct For the Week AND Most Points for Week: Jman2k3 (7 correct, 16.53 points) Derek B's lead shrunk marginally, as I managed to chip only 1.4 points off of it. With four events remaining, the margin is 32.05 points. Derek is also on pace to end the season with more than 50% of the available points. POINTS AVAILABLE THIS WEEK: 24.12 (Total For Season: 315.10) 1. Derek B: 166.89 points (11.77 last week), 72 total picks correct. 2. Tori Montgomery: 134.84 points (13.17 last week), 65 total picks correct. 3. Dangrel: 129.17 points (13.76 last week), 56 total picks correct. 4. I Effin Rule: 128.26 points (12.39 last week), 70 total picks correct. 5. mjdgoldeneye: 122.61 points (11.23 last week), 63 total picks correct. 6. Jaded: 113.21 points (7.81 last week), 54 total picks correct. 7. Ranson: 110.42 points (7.44 last week), 69 total picks correct. 8. GruntMark: 104.07 points (9.14 last week), 62 total picks correct. 9. moon_lit_tears: 99.98 points (2.93 last week), 60 total picks correct. 10. Prophet: 99.96 points (9.28 last week), 56 total picks correct. 11. Jman2k3: 98.03 points (16.53 last week), 56 total picks correct. 12. OctoberRaven: 96.81 points (7.44 last week), 60 total picks correct. 13. Comradebot: 95.67 points (7.11 last week), 60 total picks correct. 14. CJAlex: 73.34 points (0.00 last week), 34 total picks correct. 15. masterded: 47.49 points (0.00 last week), 26 total picks correct. 16. MichiganHero: 14.01 points (0.00 last week), 10 total picks correct. 17. SeanMcG: 8.48 points (0.00 last week), 4 total picks correct. THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE TOYAMA, JAPAN (JAPAN—CHUBU) (Strict Rules Enforcement, Ref Bumps Allowed, Strong Style match) This will be The League's first visit to this specific area of Japan, and I've been informed that Toyama is expecting a mass influx of visitors for not only our debut there, but also as a regular feature on Tuesdays. Let's take a look at the card, shall we? Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Career Series: Ian Carlisle, 1 - 0 (4.000 AMR) All of my prediction models have Triumph winning this, despite Carlisle having the series lead. Tori's Pick: Johnny Triumph Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Career Series: First Meeting I think Diamond has this one in the bag. Gaius is fighting solely for pride here, and I don't think he can fend off someone who is still in the thick of the playoff hunt. Tori's Pick: Diamond Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) Career Series: First Meeting I'm basing this one on one simple fact. Pizza Mask is undefeated (2-0) when entering the match as a 4 to 6 point underdog. Tori's Pick: Pizza Mask III GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) Career Series: Jack Lightning, 1 - 0 (0.000 AMR) By rights, this should be Sean's match: he is nigh undefeatable in the fourth quarter of a season, not to mention his record as a slight favorite. Plus, he's attempting to win the Green Division outright. I think Lightning is going to pull a stunning upset and shock a lot of people. Tori's Pick: Jack Lightning The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) Career Series: Tied, 1 - 1 (3.000 AMR) A battle of two division leaders, with one of them having a chance to lock his division up. All of my numbers point to Phoenix, and unlike Sean's situation, Phoenix will avoid the drama of waiting a week or two to clinch and will take care of business this week. Tori's Pick: The Phoenix CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) Career Series: SGRaaize, 2 - 1 (3.333 AMR) Much like another match earlier, one stat decides me: Raaize has only won 33% of the matches he's been in when he has equal popularity of his opponent. Tarik has won 54% of those matches. Tori's Pick: Tarik Nolan RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Career Series: Maxx Skabb, 2 - 0 (1.333 AMR) As much as it pains me, I'm picking Stevens and here's why. Stevens is 4-1 (80%) when entering at equal popularity. Skabb, on the other hand? 10-13 (43%). That's a significant difference. Tori's Pick: Scott Stevens Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Career Series: First Meeting Maynard has his divisional title; I would not be surprised to see Imoka catch Maynard resting on his laurels, as it were. Tori's Pick: Master Imoka Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Career Series: First Meeting Even if Sean throws my prediction off earlier, Nuclear will still be playing for a playoff spot in the wild card area. Granted, Stanton has been surprising in hanging tough in the standings, but this is where Nuclear will begin to assert himself for a playoff run. Tori's Pick: Nuclear Templeton Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) Career Series: First Meeting Thor has proven to be comfortable coming back from this large a popularity defecit. I think he'll find a way to manage it again this week, and keep the Black Division race close. Tori's Pick: Thor Hammerskald With three weeks remaining in season four, who will begin their push to The League's grandest prize? Until Tuesday night, folks, this is Tori Montgomery...so long from ringside! Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) NOTE THE CHANGED SCHEDULE BELOW! CURRENT TRAINING PM DEADLINE: MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EDT / TUESDAY, 27 SEPTEMBER AT 00:00 GMT CURRENT PREDICTIONS DEADLINE: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EDT / WEDNESDAY, 28 SEPTEMBER AT 00:00 GMT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMcG Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Triumph to roll the struggling Carlisle Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) What is happening with Diamond this year , almost made it to the championship last year, now struggling? Anyway should win here. Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) Lorenzo to squash Pizza Mask III GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) Sean's got to be looking to avenge that loss The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) Ezekial to win in the MOTN CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) SGRaaize still lives! and I'm a mark for SGRaaize RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) History says that Maxx Skabb tends to choke towards the business end of the season. With that being said, a Stevens win would mean Phoenix clinches a playoff spot, but the wildcard would become more interesting. Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Imoak to rebound and score the upset after a rough few weeks Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) It's time for Nuclear to pick up the pace or he may miss out on playoffs, despite having the best record last year (I think ) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) Thor seems to be cherry picking this week against Krüshengberg, who has been in 2 wars in the last month and surely would be on his last set of legs for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) History says that Maxx Skabb tends to choke towards the business end of the season. With that being said, a Stevens win would mean Phoenix clinches a playoff spot, but the wildcard would become more interesting. This wounds me, Sean. Your truthfulness is painful to my Skabb loving soul. lol That's not true, the truth of it wounds my Skabb loving soul. Overgrown criminalistic suckwad is all he is. (And thus the tradition continues ...) Next season, I'm cutting Skabb, and creating a whole new character ... gonna call him Clutch, so maybe he knows how to win during the final 8 weeks of the season. Throw Maxx in prison for juggling midgets or something. Also, Flogg would like to apologize for the inconsistency of the Splash, but he's still off in Mexico, living in a rundown hacienda with his mamacita Juanita, who is is fairly certain is actually a female, and not a Brazilian dude in drag. Or I may be trying desperately to make the Giants a winning team in Madden ... and having as much luck as Flogg is at finding out Juanita's gender. Ian Carlisle (2-9, 8%) vs. Johnny Triumph (7-4, 15%) Diamond (5-6, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-8, 11%) Pizza Mask III (5-6, 11%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (6-5, 17%) GREEN DIVISION: Sean (9-2, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-8, 13%) The Phoenix (9-2, 15%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (7-4, 14%) CAGE MATCH: Tarik Nolan (5-6, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-6, 15%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (6-5, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (3-8, 15%) I even spent points on you, you giant construction cone with a face! Win the match, darn you! Master Imoka (5-6, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-2, 15%) Nuclear Templeton (6-5, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-6, 18%) Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-7, 22%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (6-5, 15%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 What is Diamond's "Look" stat? Because I might change the "Bonebreak" into the "Boobgrab" for this match. <__________________________________________< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMcG Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Next season, I'm cutting Skabb, and creating a whole new character ... Nooooo. Say it ain't so? gonna call him Clutch, so maybe he knows how to win during the final 8 weeks of the season. Surely Maxx would have some form of connections from inside? Like a Con-Artist manger who convinces Maxx that he is clutch, or Maxx could just meltdown, come down with multiple personality disorder (like Mick Foley/Al Snow) or find religion (or invent one) or something like that. If not, Clutch is a pretty decent name I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That threat has been around since the inception of the League. Every season, I find some creative way to incarcerate Skabb, so I can start over, and every season, he returns. Although, between the playoff loss last season, and the inevitable crash and burn this season ... the going crazy and talking to some inanimate object for enlightenment could be fun. I need to ponder this. lol No worries, though, the only person with more orange on his body than Snooki will return next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 What is Diamond's "Look" stat? Because I might change the "Bonebreak" into the "Boobgrab" for this match. <__________________________________________< Don't make me hurt you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Don't make me hurt you..... That wasn't an answer to the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 That wasn't an answer to the question. Yes it was ... "hurting" is just what Diamond is into. She just totally told you to go for it. But always remember, be safe, with no glove, there's no love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Pizza Mask III respects women when he's on a date, and he only tries to kiss them if they're ready. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SAOxCl_3hLw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 That wasn't an answer to the question. Let's just say you're not in Diamonds league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Alright. Shadowed Flames: please change the name of Bonebreak to Boobgrab for this match only. Catalyst for character change? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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