Comradebot Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Giving folks a heads-up that I intend to add an additional segment to the show this week. That's the only hint I'm giving you, feel free to speculate on what it might be. (And note that I have yet to do any database editing/match running for this week, so you might as well exclude that from your lists of possibilities.) I'm gonna guess... it's Scorpion declaring his undying love for Maxx Skabb. And then them two getting it on for thirty minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I'm gonna guess... it's Scorpion declaring his undying love for Maxx Skabb. And then them two getting it on for thirty minutes. Yeah, like Maxx has the stamina to go 30 minutes. More like 30 seconds ... zing! Oh, wait ... Besides, what with the streak, and Maxx's entrance, I can only assume we're going to meet the security guard, Ralphus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 Also, I will likely hold off Beyond Ringside until Thursday. I intend to have pages updated Tuesday night after the show is posted, a day ahead of time so I can focus on figuring out playoff scenarios for any divisions still in contention, as well as the three wild card spots--those three spots will likely be the cause of my headaches. As it stands, right now there are 1,024 scenarios that can happen in the last week before bringing in match grades to the equation. Wednesday will likely be the bulk of the time I spend getting the playoff picture into focus, hence a Thursday tentative timeline for Beyond Ringside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 Public Service Announcement: Show might be delayed a couple of hours. I am currently sitting at the hospital with MLT; she has yet to be evaluated, etc. Laptop is within reach so I can work on the show and pages in the interim. Absolutely no idea on when we're getting out of here. Will post show when able. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 That's if I don't set his laptop to self destruct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hope everything goes okay. Hospitalization is generally the suck, emergency rooms doubly so. Of course, she seems okay enough to post, so I'm figuring it isn't a gunshot wound. A stabbing at most, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hope everything goes okay. Hospitalization is generally the suck, emergency rooms doubly so. Of course, she seems okay enough to post, so I'm figuring it isn't a gunshot wound. A stabbing at most, then. Pssht please I could take two gunshots and still post!! Nothing too bad. Just don't know what's going on yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 It's 11:30 pm Eastern US as I post this. We got out of the hospital an hour ago. Verdict is bronchitis, maybe something else on top of that, not sure. As all tests came back negative. MLT has a bruise that resembles the Dark Mark from Harry Potter on the inside of her right forearm due to a nurse. I'll let her tell that one if she chooses to. I am at work posting this via phone, as I did not want to chance driving home tired this late at night and work was about 70% closer. Spending night at office due to this. Thus, show will be posted tomorrow, as well as pages updated when I get home and thus can avoid Big Brother watching my every online move. Show is about 95% complete as I type this. I apologize for the delay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Season Four, Week Thirteen Naruto, Japan October 4, 2011 <object width="400" height="25"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfblGznVLJo?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="25" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object> THE LEAGUE: SEASON FOUR, WEEK THIRTEEN With an explosion of pyro befitting the tradition of Japanese children's action shows, The League opens its penultimate regular season week with two divisions still to be determined, three wild card spots to be decided, and three hours to further clarify the playoff picture before heading into the final week of the season. As the capacity crowd roar in anticipation, we cut to ringside and our three-person announce team. Bob Sinclair: Hello, everyone, and welcome to week thirteen! Bob Sinclair here at ringside, alongside Tori Montgomery and Frankie Garnett. The playoffs are almost upon us; what sort of determination should we be expecting tonight? Tori Montgomery: It's real simple, Bob. For those who are already in the postseason—The Phoenix, Robbie Maynard, and our defending champion, Sean—it will be to work towards securing the #1 seed and getting to face the third wild card participant in the opening round of the playoffs. For those on the cusp, it becomes nearly a "win at any cost" mentality. Frankie Garnett: And that's what I like to see. If you're going to earn your spot, then you'd best do it by taking it out of the hands of your opponents. Bob Sinclair: We're chock full of action tonight, folks, so we're not going to waste any time. Let's head to the ring, and Amelia Williams to get our show underway! Scott Stevens (4-8, 15%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-9, 22%) The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as "End of Days" by Emphatic hits the speakers, and the man in question appears from the back and stops on the stage. As "The Venomous One" stares down his opponent with an icy glare he points to them, then he makes the throat slash gesture to them before he begins walking to the ring, being pelted by trash the whole way. Amelia Williams: Our opening contest of the evening is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds... "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens! Bob Sinclair: Stevens enters tonight with no chance of evening his record by season's end. This will be his first losing season since joining The League, and you can be assured that he's looking to avoid a 10-loss season. Frankie Garnett: There's no way that Stevens loses ten. Tori Montgomery: Frankie, you do realize who he faces in the regular season finale, right? Frankie Garnett: And that's why I say there's no way he'll get to 10 losses! Bob Sinclair: Oh, boy.... Linkin Park's "New Divide" hits the speakers as the first Canadian to enter The League emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease as he steps onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Climbing onto the turnbuckles, he raises an arm in the air and drinks in the cheers of the crowd before dropping back to the mat and preparing for his match. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from London, Ontario, weighing 233 pounds...Jack Lightning! Bob Sinclair: Lightning has struggled to find his niche in his rookie season, though the Canadian's shown a lot of potential this season. Tori Montgomery: Should he return next season, and depending on the divisional layout, he could be a surprise contender. Frankie Garnett: And I could grow wings and fly to Boston, Tori. Face it, the kid's career is going nowhere. Jack Lightning moved and the Slap Kick missed! Jack Lightning hit the Running Clothesline Scott Stevens took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop Scott Stevens hit the Punch Scott Stevens hit the Dropkick Jack Lightning blocked the Knee Pull. Jack Lightning recovers and stands up. Scott Stevens hit the Punch Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors Jack Lightning slipped out of the Elbow Drop On Knee. Jack Lightning hit the Back Kick Jack Lightning hit the Foot Stomp A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Jack Lightning hit the Running Clothesline Jack Lightning applied the Rear Chinlock Scott Stevens moved and the Stomp missed! Scott Stevens hit the Punch Scott Stevens hit the Arm Drag Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors Scott Stevens hit the Seated Back Kick Scott Stevens hit the Knee Drop Jack Lightning blocked the Knee Pull. Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Scott Stevens hit the Seated Back Kick Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop Scott Stevens is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. Jack Lightning blocked the Single Leg Grapevine. Jack Lightning slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry. Jack Lightning hit the Knife Edge Chop Jack Lightning hit the Side Headlock Takedown Scott Stevens moved and the Stomp missed! Jack Lightning blocked the DDT. Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Scott Stevens is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. Frankie Garnett: There you go, Scorp! Make this kid pay! Tori Montgomery: It makes me wonder.... Bob Sinclair: Why's that, Tori? Tori Montgomery: Stevens is a doormat all season, yet comes alive in time to attempt to play spoiler? That strike you as odd, Bob? Frankie Garnett: What are you accusing him of, Tori? Tori Montgomery: Nothing. Just pointing out something interesting. Focus on the match, Frankie. Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine Jack Lightning moved and the Corkscrew Legdrop missed! Scott Stevens moved and the Fist Drop missed! Jack Lightning broke the Arachnophobia by reaching the ropes. Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo Jack Lightning counters by fighting back. Scott Stevens moved and the Dropkick missed! Jack Lightning blocked the Toxic Sting. Scott Stevens hit the S.T.O. Scott Stevens picks up Jack Lightning from behind. Scott Stevens hit the Back Suplex Jack Lightning counters by fighting back. Jack Lightning applied the Arm Wringer Jack Lightning hit the Jab Punch Jack Lightning hit the Knife Edge Chop Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee The Running Dropkick was countered into a Kick To Thigh. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo Jack Lightning broke the Arachnophobia. Scott Stevens blocked the DDT. Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee The Running Dropkick was countered into a Hot Shot. Scott Stevens applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! Jack Lightning blocked the Toxic Sting. Jack Lightning blocked the Powerbomb. This is the second block in a row, and Jack Lightning takes control. Scott Stevens blocked the Spinning Head Scissors. Jack Lightning hit the Leg Lariat Jack Lightning hit the Seated Dropkick Scott Stevens moved and the Flip Legdrop missed! Scott Stevens picks up Jack Lightning from behind. Scott Stevens hit the Back Suplex Scott Stevens picks up Jack Lightning from behind. Scott Stevens whips Jack Lightning to the corner. Scott Stevens hit the Corner Triple Kick Scott Stevens picks up Jack Lightning. The impact of that Toxic Sting just shook the ring, Frankie! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of twelve minutes even...Scott Stevens! Frankie Garnett: Scorpion pulls out another one! Tori Montgomery: Again, something smells fishy about this. Frankie Garnett: Could be that you need deodorant, Tori. Tori Montgomery: Why I ought to— Bob Sinclair: Settle down, Tori. It's not worth your job. Tori Montgomery: (growls) The Phoenix (9-3, 15%) vs. SGRaaize (5-7, 15%) A Portugesa hits the speakers to a rousing chorus of jeers as the Tron displays the national flag of Portugal. Emerging from the entryway, he turns to salute his homeland's flag before calmly walking to the ring, ignoring the fans as he slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes a couple of times to stretch. Amelia Williams: This next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Torres Vedras, Portugal, weighing 231 pounds...SGRaaize! Tori Montgomery: Raaize is someone whose status for next season is uncertain at best. He's kept to himself most of the season, and has been very tight-lipped concerning his future plans. Frankie Garnett: If he doesn't want to stay, I say let him go. We'll find others just like him. Bob Sinclair: I'm not sure about that, Frankie.... Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" hits the arena speakers as one of the original members of The League comes out, his wife in tow. He has a deadly serious look on his face as he shadowboxes on his way to the ring. As they reach ringside, she reaches up to give him a kiss on the cheek and gives him a slight shove towards the squared circle. He dives in under the bottom rope, coming to his feet with a war cry towards the heavens as he shifts his focus to the ring. Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Te'Snilo Bradenbury, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds, he is the Red Division champion...this is The Phoenix! Frankie Garnett: Otherwise known as the resident choke artist! Tori Montgomery: Unlike your "buddy," though, Phoenix at least knows how to win a divisional title. Bob Sinclair: His spot in the playoffs is secured; a win here would help him get to the top seed and potentially an easier match in the playoffs. SGRaaize hit the Single Leg Trip SGRaaize hit the Stomp The Phoenix broke the Arm Bar. The Phoenix hit the Foot Stomp The Phoenix hit the Punch The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar SGRaaize slipped out the back of the Elbow Drop On Knee. SGRaaize applied the Top Wrist Lock SGRaaize hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. SGRaaize hit the Single Leg Trip SGRaaize hit the Stomp The Phoenix broke the Rear Chinlock. The Phoenix hit the Punch The Phoenix hit the Knife Edge Chop The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull The Phoenix hit the Elbow Drop On Knee The Phoenix hit the Stomp The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull The Phoenix applied the Single Leg Boston Crab SGRaaize blocked the American Figure Four Leglock. The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! The Phoenix hit the Vertical Suplex SGRaaize slipped out the back of the Eternal Requiem. The Forearm To Back was countered into a Backslide. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Bob Sinclair: That's something I wasn't expecting from Phoenix! Tori Montgomery: Just because he's a submission wrestler, Bob, doesn't mean he doesn't know how to pin someone. Frankie Garnett: Or fail, as in this case. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Kick To Gut. SGRaaize hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. The Running Clothesline was countered into a Shoulder Tackle. SGRaaize blocked the Eternal Requiem. The Phoenix picks up SGRaaize from behind. The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex The Phoenix picks up SGRaaize from behind. The Phoenix is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. SGRaaize broke the Blaze of Glory by reaching the ropes. SGRaaize blocked the Capture Suplex. The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! How in the world is SGRaaize going to escape the Blaze of Glory? The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of six minutes and forty seconds...The Phoenix! Tori Montgomery: The big man wasting no time tonight, putting Raaize away and sending notice that he is ready for the postseason! Frankie Garnett: Or that he's using some sort of PEDs. Tori Montgomery: I think Stevens is more likely to be guilty of that.... Frankie Garnett: Hey! YELLOW DIVISION: Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-7, 9%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (4-8, 15%) "Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. He pays no attention to the jeering fans, his attitude simply screaming "I'm better than you." Amelia Williams: This bout is a Yellow Division contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.! Bob Sinclair: Stanton wins my vote for most surprising rookie of the season. Tori Montgomery: It's hard to get a top-rope finisher to actually finish a match in the League, and despite this handicap Stanton has racked up five wins so far. He could be missing that one piece to get him to the next level. Frankie Garnett: Yeah, and that piece is called talent. Face it, the kid's just lucky! The opening to Rammstein's "Mein Teil" hits the speakers as the largest member of The League emerges, causing everyone with something that could even remotely be considered food to get away from the entranceway as quickly as possible for fear of losing their food...and at least a body part or two. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from der Schwarzwald, Deutschland, weighing 421 pounds..."Der Panzer" Rannulf von Krüshengberg! Bob Sinclair: Given all the build-up for this man coming into the season, he's been very underwhelming in terms of in-ring results. Frankie Garnett: So basically, you're saying that the fat guy sucks. Got it. Tori Montgomery: That's not what he meant, Frankie.... Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Running Clothesline Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Nerve Pinch Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Stomp Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Nerve Pinch Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Body Scissors Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Nerve Pinch Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Stomp Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. easily rushed the Power Taunt. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Side Headlock Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knee Lift Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knee Pull Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Back Kick Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knee Pull Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Knee Bar Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick Rannulf von Krüshengberg broke the American Figure Four Leglock by reaching the ropes. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Triple Forearm Blow Rannulf von Krüshengberg easily broke the Single Leg Boston Crab. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Headbutt To Groin. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Dropkick Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Cheating Roll Up. Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Dropkick To Outside missed! Bob Sinclair: That might have been Stanton's best chance—to force Rannulf outside and maybe work for a countout victory. Frankie Garnett: That's a cheap and dishonorable way to end a match, Bob! Tori Montgomery: Words I'd never thought I'd hear come from your mouth.... Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Splash Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out the back of the Cheating Roll Up. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. counters by fighting back. The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Toss To Corner. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Corner Stomp Flurry. Rannulf von Krüshengberg slipped out of the Inverse Russian Legsweep. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Missy Callistra tries to interfere, and when Rannulf von Krüshengberg goes to deal with her it allows Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. the chance to make a comeback. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Outside Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Cheating Roll Up. The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Running Dropkick missed! The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Rannulf von Krüshengberg whips Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. to the corner. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Corner Clothesline missed! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Grand Decapitator missed! The Slamburger was countered into a Forearm Blow. The Running Dropkick was countered into a Clothesline. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Missy Callistra tries to interfere, so Rannulf von Krüshengberg knocks her off the apron. Frankie Garnett: Come on, ref, get some order here! Tori Montgomery: Says the man who will likely be doing the same thing later tonight. Frankie Garnett: At least I do it with panache! Bob Sinclair: And delusions of self-grandeur... Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.. The Slamburger was countered into a Forearm Blow. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Knee Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Frankie Garnett: Hell, maybe one of these days he'll get lucky with that move! Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed! The Speisekarte-wheel Kick was countered into a Kick To Gut. The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Strong Open Handed Chop. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Big Legdrop Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Cheating Roll Up The referee warns that that was illegal. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Rannulf von Krüshengberg moved and the Grand Decapitator missed! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. experiences the awful taste of the Slamburger! Rannulf von Krüshengberg grimaces as he walks, his knee may have been hurt. The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fourteen minutes and ten seconds... Rannulf von Krüshengberg! Frankie Garnett: See, told you the kid was only lucky! Bob Sinclair: Uh, Frankie? Frankie Garnett: Yeah? Bob Sinclair: You do realize that Thor's match is next, right? Frankie Garnett: It's fine, we have it covered. Tori Montgomery: Dare I ask? Frankie Garnett: It's Pizza Mask. Not someone Thor needs to sweat over. Though I will head backstage to make sure he's ready to go.... Frankie drops his headset and walks towards the back. Tori Montgomery: Bob, do you think that he— Bob Sinclair: Yeah, Tori. He definitely forgot. Surprised it took this long for it to happen. Rivalry Renewed We cut backstage, where Scott Stevens is trying to charm his way into the good graces...or is that pants?...of one of the League's backstage workers. He's seeming to have no luck, though, as the young woman simply laughs at his advances and turns away. Scott Stevens: Your loss, lady. Not everyone gets the chance to stay up all night with The Scorpion. ???: And really, who would want to? Scott Stevens: (Pauses) I know that voice.... Stevens slowly turns around, as does the camera, to the sight of former League member Sebastian Moore watching him with a barely-concealed smirk on his face. Scott Stevens: The hell you want? This ain't LPW in case you didn't notice! Sebastian Moore: I know exactly where I am, Stevens. I just came by to deliver a message. Scott Stevens: Well? I don't have all day, numb— Stevens doesn't even get time to finish the insult before a swift left jab catches him flush on the jaw, sending "The Texas Scorpion" to the floor. As Stevens gets back up, warily watching Moore, the former division champ speaks again. Sebastian Moore: We still have unfinished business. I might have beaten you in LPW, but you're still around to give wrestling a bad name. Next season, I'm stopping that. There's a bit of a pause before a mixed reaction hits the arena, as they take in what they just heard. Sebastian Moore: Make your peace while you can, Stevens. This time, there will be no LPW committee to stop me from beating you into a pulp! With one last sneer, Moore backs out of the camera shot as Stevens looks incredulously in the direction that Moore just left. Bob Sinclair: Sebastian Moore...returning to the League?! This is unprecedented, Tori! Tori Montgomery: Something tells me he's not the only one, though. I keep hearing rumors that another League veteran will be returning next season, though I've yet to personally confirm that rumor. I'm hoping to have something definite by next week, though! Pizza Mask III (5-7, 17%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (7-5, 19%) The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all things, hits as Pizza Mask comes out on a scooter, with a pizza box strapped to the back, wearing his black polo shirt covered by a red t-shirt that simply says "You Can't Avoid the Noidsault!", and khaki pants, hopping off the scooter and unstrapping the pizza box, holding it up to the screen to show that it reads "Pain Pizza! Now With 100% Real Cheese!" before he heads to the ring. The thing that's different about his ensemble this week is that instead of his usual helmet, he appears to be wearing a yellow football helmet—the effect of which is largely lost on the Japanese fans. As he enters the ring itself, he pulls off the helmet and then the Noidsault T-shirt, tossing the shirt into the crowd before getting ready for the match. Amelia Williams: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III! Bob Sinclair: Tori, please tell me I'm seeing things. Was he really wearing a...? Tori Montgomery: Yes, Bob. That's a Green Bay Packers helmet. Amon Amarth's "Death in Fire" hits the speakers, to a decent ovation he emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them. Behind him, his manager/League color commentator can be see giving him encouragement as the Viking enters the confines of the squared circle, nearly frothing at the mouth at the sight of that hated green-and-gold helmet worn to the ring by his opponent. Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Frankie Garnett, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald! Bob Sinclair: To say that Thor looks angry is a bit of an understatement! Tori Montgomery: If Pizza Mask manages to walk out of Naruto tonight, it will be a damn miracle, Bob! Thor Hammerskald hit the Punch Thor Hammerskald hit the Running Clothesline Pizza Mask III moved and the Stomp missed! Pizza Mask III hit the Back Kick Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald hit the Punch Pizza Mask III moved and the Knife Edge Chop missed! Pizza Mask III hit the Kick To Gut Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald hit the Headbutt Thor Hammerskald applied the Nerve Pinch Thor Hammerskald picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. Thor Hammerskald hit the Schoolboy Roll Up The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Thor Hammerskald hit the Punch Thor Hammerskald hit the Headbutt Thor Hammerskald hit the Elbow Strike Thor Hammerskald applied the Side Headlock Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Suplex. Pizza Mask III hit the Dropkick Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald hit the Knife Edge Chop Thor Hammerskald hit the Elbow Strike Thor Hammerskald hit the Bionic Elbow Pizza Mask III blocked the Legdrop To Groin. Pizza Mask III moved and the Splash missed! Thor Hammerskald moved and the Stomp missed! The Running Knee Lift was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Pizza Mask III hit the Back Kick Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Tori Montgomery: Thor still unhappy at Pizza Mask's choice of entrance attire, and it shows as he is basically beating the youngster from pillar to post! Bob Sinclair: And Thor shows no signs of letting up, it seems. Thor Hammerskald hit the Vertical Suplex Thor Hammerskald hit the Splash Thor Hammerskald hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes Thor Hammerskald picks up Pizza Mask III. The Vertical Suplex was countered into a Dropkick. Pizza Mask III hit the Seated Back Kick Pizza Mask III picks up Thor Hammerskald. Pizza Mask III takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Thor Hammerskald easily broke the Snap Mare Takedown. Thor Hammerskald hit the Bionic Elbow Thor invokes the spirits of Asgard to deliver a Warriors Three Combination! Thor Hammerskald drags Pizza Mask III back into the ring. Thor Hammerskald hit the Vertical Suplex Pizza Mask III easily rushed the Spirit Roar. Pizza Mask III hit the Back Kick Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour. Pizza Mask III moved and the Warriors Three Combination missed! Pizza Mask III hit the Kick To Gut Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Thor Hammerskald hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Thor Hammerskald used the Spirit Roar Pizza Mask III blocked the Legdrop To Groin. Thor Hammerskald picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. Thor Hammerskald with a Slepnir Strike, sending Pizza Mask III hard into the corner! Pizza Mask III broke the Corner Stomp Flurry. Thor Hammerskald blocked the Face Plant. Pizza Mask III hit the High Knee Pizza Mask III picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind. Thor Hammerskald easily broke the Running Bulldog. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Pizza Mask III blocked the Gutwrench Powerbomb. Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Blood Eagle. Pizza Mask III hit the Kick Rush Pizza Mask III hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb Pizza Mask III hit the Rolling Senton Thor Hammerskald moved and the Flip Legdrop missed! Pizza Mask III broke the Viking Longship. Pizza Mask III hit the DDT Pizza Mask III hit the Seated Back Dropkick Thor Hammerskald avoids the Noidsault! Thor Hammerskald picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. Pizza Mask III moved and the Slepnir Strike missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo Pizza Mask III hit the Kneeling Kick Rush Thor Hammerskald avoids the Noidsault! Bob Sinclair: It seems like Thor's gone from being angry to relying on his usual power game to beat down Pizza Mask. Tori Montgomery: It's still effective, but with the anger subsiding Pizza Mask might be able to get some offense in now. Pizza Mask III counters by fighting back. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. Thor Hammerskald applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Escaped! Pizza Mask III broke the Sacrifice to Tyr. Thor Hammerskald gets out of the way of the Anchovy Kick! The Fenrir Strike was countered into a Clothesline. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. Thor Hammerskald recovers and stands up. Pizza Mask III hit the Top Rope Diving Rana Thor Hammerskald avoids the Noidsault! Pizza Mask III blocked the Camel Clutch. Thor Hammerskald hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Thor Hammerskald grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Pizza Mask III blocked the Viking Longship. Pizza Mask III blocked the Camel Clutch. This is the second block in a row, and Pizza Mask III takes control. Pizza Mask III hit the High Knee Pizza Mask III picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind. The Running Hot Shot was countered into a Abdominal Stretch. Thor Hammerskald whips Pizza Mask III to the corner. Thor Hammerskald hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Thor Hammerskald grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Thor Hammerskald picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. Pizza Mask III broke the Running Bulldog. Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. Pizza Mask III broke the Camel Clutch. Pizza Mask III hit the Side Spinning Kick Thor Hammerskald took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Pizza Mask III moved and the Warriors Three Combination missed! Thor Hammerskald counters by fighting back. Pizza Mask III moved and the Slepnir Strike missed! Thor Hammerskald slipped out of the Implant DDT. Pizza Mask III moved and the Fenrir Strike missed! The Anchovy Kick was countered into a Throw Down Spinebuster. Thor Hammerskald hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Thor Hammerskald picks up Pizza Mask III. Thor Hammerskald grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Pizza Mask III blocked the Sacrifice to Tyr. Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Small Package. Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick Pizza Mask III picks up Thor Hammerskald. Thor Hammerskald easily broke the Implant DDT. Pizza Mask III slipped out of the Blood Eagle. Thor Hammerskald moved and the Triple Kick Combo missed! Pizza Mask III blocked the Sacrifice to Tyr. Pizza Mask III moved and the Warriors Three Combination missed! Thor Hammerskald moved and the Fame Dropper missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Thor Hammerskald hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! And Thor Hammerskald offers up Pizza Mask III as a Sacrifice to Tyr! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of nineteen minutes and ten seconds...Thor Hammerskald! Bob Sinclair: And the rookie's brash statement in gear comes back to haunt him, as Thor picks up a decisive victory! Tori Montgomery: With that, the pressure is now on Triumph to win! BLUE DIVISION: Ian Carlisle (2-10, 15%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (7-5, 14%) Three Days Grace's "Riot" hits the speakers to a chorus of jeers as the first Italian-born member of The League emerges from the back, ignoring the crowd in the arena as he mentally prepares for his upcoming match. Reaching the ring, he climbs up the steps and enters between the ropes, his face never losing a look of confident indifference. Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall in the Blue Division! Introducing first, from Florence, Italy, weighing 291 pounds...Dante Lorenzo! Bob Sinclair: Near the top of this season's rookie class, Lorenzo finds himself with a chance to win the Blue Division before all is said and done, Tori. Tori Montgomery: That remains to be seen, Bob, but Lorenzo is certainly in position to make a run! "Not a Stranger to the Danger" blares through the arena as one of last season's rookies steps into the arena, a look of determination on his face. A moment later, he sprints towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to a corner to appeal to the fans. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle! Bob Sinclair: I suppose the one saving grace for Carlisle this season is that he's not going to be tied for worst seasonal record in League history. Tori Montgomery: With two wins, he can't go 1-13 like El Demonio did last season, which is a blessing in disguise if anything. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Clothesline Ian Carlisle hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Ian Carlisle applied the Arm Bar Ian Carlisle hit the Knee Pull Ian Carlisle hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Slap Kick missed! Dante Lorenzo hit the European Uppercut Dante Lorenzo applied the Nerve Pinch Ian Carlisle moved and the Stomp missed! Ian Carlisle hit the Kick To Knee Ian Carlisle hit the Back Kick Ian Carlisle hit the Throat Thrust The Punch was countered into a Knife Edge Chop. Ian Carlisle broke the Choke Hold. Ian Carlisle hit the Knife Edge Chop Dante Lorenzo took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Dante Lorenzo hit the Elbow Strike Dante Lorenzo hit the Knife Edge Chop Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Nerve Pinch. Ian Carlisle hit the Throat Thrust Dante Lorenzo took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Dante Lorenzo hit the Elbow Strike Dante Lorenzo hit the Punch Dante Lorenzo hit the Eye Gouge The Headbutt was countered into a Throat Thrust. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Ian Carlisle hit the Splash Dante Lorenzo moved and the Seated Dropkick missed! Dante Lorenzo takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. The Kick To Gut was countered into a Single Leg Grapevine. Ian Carlisle applied the Single Leg Grapevine Dante Lorenzo moved and the Seated Back Dropkick missed! Dante Lorenzo hit the Toss To Corner Dante Lorenzo hit the Corner Elbow Dante Lorenzo hit the Corner Boot Choke Dante Lorenzo hit the Turnbuckle Smash Dante Lorenzo hit the Elbow Drop Dante Lorenzo takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Dante Lorenzo hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Dante Lorenzo applied the European Figure Four Leglock Dante Lorenzo hit the Giant Swing Ian Carlisle rushed the Power Taunt. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Dante Lorenzo blocked the Camel Clutch. Dante Lorenzo counters by fighting back. Dante Lorenzo hit the Roundhouse Punch Ian Carlisle blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. Bob Sinclair: Carlisle has a history of bleeding in League matches; something that Lorenzo might try to capitalize on. Tori Montgomery: Though for what good it does is unclear; this is not the UK or Canada with their blood loss enforcement in effect. Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Painaroni was countered into a Palm Thrust. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo shook the ropes to stop the Second Rope Rana. Dante Lorenzo throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Dante Lorenzo hit the Giant Swing Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Dante Lorenzo looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Full Nelson. Dante Lorenzo broke the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Punch. Dante Lorenzo counters by reversing on Ian Carlisle. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Hurtaretti was countered into a Drop Toe Hold. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo recovers and stands up. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo. Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Ian Carlisle hit the DDT Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Ian Carlisle takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Body Press Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Flying Splash missed! Bob Sinclair: Carlisle had some offense going, but made one mistake and is paying for it now. Tori Montgomery: Lorenzo's not the type to pass up an opportunity like this, Bob; can he put Carlisle away right here? Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Press Powerslam. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Carlisle Piledriver. Ian Carlisle hit the Leg Lariat Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo shook the ropes to stop the Flying Headbutt. Dante Lorenzo throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. Dante Lorenzo throws Ian Carlisle to ringside, but turns around too quickly and doesn't notice that he caught the top rope and 'skinned the cat' right back in. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Dante Lorenzo broke the Springboard Body Press by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Apron Slingshot Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Press Powerslam was countered into a Sunset Flip. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! The Small Package was countered into a Elbow Strike. The Painaroni was countered into a Punch. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo recovers and stands up. Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Bob Sinclair: Carlisle showing signs of life here, but it is a case of too little too late? Tori Montgomery: If he keeps hitting moves like that it isn't! Dante Lorenzo moved and the Leg Lariat missed! The Hurtaretti was countered into a Dropkick. Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Second Rope Rana Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Splash The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! The Small Package was countered into a Strong Forearm Strike Flurry. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Ring Apron Suplex. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Springboard Body Press missed! Ian Carlisle moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle grimaces as he moves, his neck seems to be hurting him. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo rushed the Flying Clothesline. Dante Lorenzo hit the Superplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Ian Carlisle broke the Painaroni. Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Dante Lorenzo broke the Carlisle Piledriver. The Hurtaretti was countered into a High Knee. Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Ian Carlisle hit the Neckbreaker A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. Tori Montgomery: He needs to stop wasting time here, and finish the job! Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo recovers and stands up. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Carlisle Piledriver. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline. Ian Carlisle counters by kicking Dante Lorenzo away. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick Ian Carlisle applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Escaped! Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Press Powerslam was countered into a Sunset Flip. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Dante Lorenzo counters by reversing on Ian Carlisle. Dante Lorenzo has to stop momentarily, his neck clearly in agony. Dante Lorenzo hit the Sidewalk Slam Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Punch. Ian Carlisle hit the Leg Lariat Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Dante Lorenzo counters by reversing on Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Running Dropkick missed! Dante Lorenzo hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Ian Carlisle is busted open. Bob Sinclair: That's not a good sign, Tori. Tori Montgomery: And with no rules to protect the guys in the ring from near-mortal blood loss, this could be deadly to Carlisle's long-term health as well! The referee was not happy with that move. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Painaroni. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Ian Carlisle hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker Dante Lorenzo moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Apron Slingshot Dante Lorenzo hit the Big Legdrop Dante Lorenzo hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Ian Carlisle rushed the Power Taunt. The Small Package was countered into a Elbow Strike. The Painaroni was countered into a Palm Thrust. Dante Lorenzo is in a world of hurt thanks to that Cradle Piledriver! Ian Carlisle has to stop and wipe the blood from his eyes. The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Tori Montgomery: How did Carlisle not get the win there? Bob Sinclair: How is Carlisle still going is the question, Tori. He's got to be feeling faint due to blood loss! Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Missile Dropkick missed! Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Hurtaretti was countered into a Roundhouse Body Kick. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Ian Carlisle picks up Dante Lorenzo from behind. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Springboard Body Press missed! Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. The Small Package was countered into a Strong Forearm Strike Flurry. Ian Carlisle blocked the Ring Apron Slingshot. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Ring Apron Suplex. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo rushed the Flying Clothesline. Dante Lorenzo climbs down off the top rope. Dante Lorenzo throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Carlisle Piledriver. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick. Dante Lorenzo throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Bob Sinclair: Carlisle trying to rely on that aerial offense but it appears that Lorenzo has him finally figured out. Tori Montgomery: I would hope so after a match running this long! Otherwise I'd have to start sounding like Frankie. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle blocked the Press Powerslam. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Over Shoulder Backbreaker. Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Body Press Dante Lorenzo moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! The Over Shoulder Backbreaker was countered into a Eye Gouge. Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Dante Lorenzo shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick. Dante Lorenzo throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Palm Thrust. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Carlisle Piledriver. Ian Carlisle hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! The Running Dropkick was countered into a Spinebuster. Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry Dante Lorenzo hit the Ring Apron Suplex Dante Lorenzo picks up Ian Carlisle. Dante Lorenzo dishes out an order of Hurtaretti! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of thirty-seven minutes and ten seconds...Dante Lorenzo! Bob Sinclair: And after an all-out war, Lorenzo finally gets the victory and the pressure is now on Ezekial Kerghan to maintain the lead in the Blue Division! Tori Montgomery: And now Lorenzo finds himself in the odd position of rooting for Diamond to keep his shot at a divisional title alive! BLACK DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (8-4, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-9, 17%) Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease despite the hard beat of the song. Jumping onto the apron from the floor, he steps between the ropes and calmly waits waits for the bell to get the match underway. Amelia Williams: This is a Black Division contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Island of Tria, weighing 205 pounds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade! Frankie Garnett: Great, so I come back out in time for this jobber? Bob Sinclair: Gaius has struggled this season, it's true, but with such an unorthodox style is it any surprise? Tori Montgomery: Gaius has a chance to play spoiler here, especially with Thor's win earlier on. A remixed version of "Ecstasy of Gold" hits the speakers, which is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds, he is the Black Division leader...Johnny Triumph! Bob Sinclair: The Season Two Champion can almost taste a return to the playoffs; a win here puts him in the driver's seat to do just that. Frankie Garnett: He still has a rather ticked-off Viking in his rear view, though! Tori Montgomery: Frankie showing some spunk? Call the presses, Frankie Garnett's been brainwashed! Frankie Garnett: Knock it off, already! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Dropkick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Johnny Triumph from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Kick To Thigh Eidenhoek Gaiaspade applied the Hammerlock Johnny Triumph moved and the Dropkick missed! Johnny Triumph applied the Front Facelock Johnny Triumph hit the Punch Eidenhoek Gaiaspade took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Single Leg Trip Johnny Triumph blocked the Knee Pull. Johnny Triumph recovers and stands up. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knife Edge Chop Johnny Triumph took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Johnny Triumph hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. Johnny Triumph hit the Single Leg Trip Johnny Triumph hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Johnny Triumph applied the Rear Chinlock Johnny Triumph hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out the back of the Knee Pull. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Schoolboy Roll Up The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Strike Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Leg Lariat Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Seated Back Dropkick Johnny Triumph slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry. The Slap To Chest was countered into a Knife Edge Chop. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Leg Lariat Johnny Triumph moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed! Frankie Garnett: Gaius, you imbecile! Didn't they teach you how to use your elbows in monk school?! Tori Montgomery: The term is monastery, Frankie. Frankie Garnett: Who cares? It may as well have been clown school for all the good it did him! Bob Sinclair: You do sound unlike yourself, Frankie.... Johnny Triumph applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold Johnny Triumph hit the Face Stepping Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Dropkick Johnny Triumph moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed! Johnny Triumph applied the Bow And Arrow Lock Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Boston Crab Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Boston Crab. Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine Eidenhoek Gaiaspade counters by fighting back. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Spinning Head Scissors Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Johnny Triumph shook the ropes to stop the Moonsault. Johnny Triumph throws Eidenhoek Gaiaspade off the top rope. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Camel Clutch by reaching the ropes. Johnny Triumph hit the Triple Forearm Blow Johnny Triumph picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out the back of the Horns of Victory. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Springboard Rana Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Johnny Triumph. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! The Bonebreak was countered into a Punch. Johnny Triumph hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Johnny Triumph climbs the turnbuckles. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Flying Forearm Strike missed! Johnny Triumph moved and the Springboard Rana missed! Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry Eidenhoek Gaiaspade slipped out the back of the Horns of Victory. Johnny Triumph slipped out the back of the Back Suplex. The Running Hot Shot was countered into a Dropkick. Johnny Triumph counters by fighting back. Johnny Triumph whips Eidenhoek Gaiaspade into the ropes. Johnny Triumph hit the Twisting Powerslam Eidenhoek Gaiaspade blocked the Horns of Victory. Johnny Triumph picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Johnny Triumph hit the Triple Forearm Blow Johnny Triumph takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Johnny Triumph has Gaius locked in the Horns of Victory! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and fifty seconds...Johnny Triumph! Frankie Garnett: Son of a...! Bob Sinclair: Triumph stays in the Black Division lead, but is he in the driver's seat, Tori? Tori Montgomery: Um... (pauses a minute) From what I can tell, next week's match between Triumph and Thor will determine the division. A Triumph win gives him the outright title at 10-4 to Thor's 8-6. A Thor win gives Hammerskald the division title by way of head-to-head tiebreaker, as Thor will have swept the season series with Triumph. Frankie Garnett: Good, that gives me something to get Thor fired up over! Bob Sinclair: Frankie, are you sure you're all right? Frankie Garnett: Never better! Tori Montgomery: I smell a rat.... GREEN DIVISION: Sean (10-2, 15%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (7-5, 15%) Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. As he hits the end of the entrance ramp, he throws his arms into the air, sending a pair of mushroom clouds into the air from the stage as he makes his way to the ring and through the ropes. Amelia Williams: This is a Green Division match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds...Nuclear Templeton! Bob Sinclair: Nuclear lost the division last week, as Sean managed to clinch, but this week he has a chance to help himself in the wild card hunt with a victory over the defending champion. Frankie Garnett: It's not the Black Division, so who cares? Tori Montgomery: That's more like the Frankie I know.... Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" hits the arena speakers as a spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp. Emerging from the back, the reigning League Champion emerges, gold belt gleaming in the spotlight as he throws a hand into the air, causing pyro to erupt from behind him in a manner of paparazzi photographing him. With a smirk, the champ slings the title belt over his shoulder and heads to the ring, the spotlight remaining on him the whole time. Amelia Williams: His opponent, now residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing 230 pounds, he is the reigning and defending League Champion and this season's Green Division champion..."Hollywood" Sean! Bob Sinclair: Any chance of Sean taking it easy this week, with a playoff spot secured? Tori Montgomery: Not likely. He's still in the running for the #1 seed; a win here all but seals it for him. Sean hit the Punch Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Headbutt Nuclear Templeton hit the Knee Drop The Face Stepping was countered into a Legsweep Kick. Sean hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Nuclear Templeton moved and the Seated Back Kick missed! Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike The Eye Gouge was countered into a Knife Edge Chop. Sean hit the Punch Sean hit the Forearm Blow Sean hit the Forearm Strike Sean hit the European Uppercut Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Open Handed Chop Sean moved and the Stomp missed! Sean hit the Forearm Blow Sean hit the Punch Sean hit the Dropkick To Knee Sean hit the Belly To Belly Suplex Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine. Nuclear Templeton hit the Headbutt Nuclear Templeton hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Nuclear Templeton picks up Sean from behind. Nuclear Templeton applied the Full Nelson Nuclear Templeton picks up Sean. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Nuclear Templeton takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Sean broke the Belly To Belly Suplex. Sean hit the Dropkick To Knee Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Belly To Belly Suplex. Sean blocked the DDT. Sean broke the Short Arm Clothesline. Sean hit the Face Plant Nuclear Templeton blocked the Inverted Atomic Drop. Nuclear Templeton slipped out the back of the Belly To Belly Suplex. Nuclear Templeton hit the Back Suplex Throw The Mounted Punch Flurry was countered into a Low Blow. Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Legdrop To Groin. Sean blocked the Belly To Belly Suplex. Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike Flurry Sean counters by fighting back. Sean hit the Dropkick To Knee Nuclear Templeton blocked the Face Plant. Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Belly To Belly Suplex. Nuclear Templeton hit the Short Arm Clothesline And Nuclear looks like he's trying to choke out Sean here.... The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! No, there is the escape! Bob Sinclair: Nuclear with a seated guillotine choke there, and nearly caught the champ off-guard. Frankie Garnett: It looks like Sean is slacking this week, Tori! Tori Montgomery: Much to my surprise, that's for sure. Sean slipped out the back of the Apocalypse Now. Sean hit the Dropkick To Knee Nuclear Templeton blocked the Back Suplex. Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Forward Russian Legsweep. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Tiger Bomb was countered into a Eye Gouge. The referee warns that that was illegal. Hello, hello... Nuclear heads to a place called Vertigo! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Nuclear Templeton moved and the Move of the Night! missed! And Nuclear Templeton gets Sean up in the Torture Rack! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of nine minutes and forty seconds...Nuclear Templeton! Bob Sinclair: Nuclear might have just saved his season with that win! Frankie Garnett: Or he got lucky and caught the champ napping. Big deal. Tori Montgomery: While it's not a lock yet, Nuclear solidifies his case for sneaking into the playoffs; next week will be vital for his chances! YELLOW DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (9-3, 15%) vs. Tarik Nolan (6-6, 15%) "Regulate" hits the speakers, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as a large figure stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Pyro explodes on the stage, causing the light to shut off as the figure finally emerges onto the stage proper. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match. Amelia Williams: This is a Yellow Division contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan! Bob Sinclair: Much like Nuclear, Nolan's only shot for the playoffs is through the wild card. Tori Montgomery: He'll need a bit more help, being a match behind Templeton after Nuclear's big win just moments ago. Frankie Garnett: More than likely, he's done. Call it a wrap, folks. His season is over. The opening riffs of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" hits the speakers, drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd as one of the League's initial playoff wrestlers emerges from the stage, bathed in a blue light shining beneath him. After pausing to mentally prepare himself, he walks to the ring, his eyes never leaving the squared circle as he climbs onto the apron and ducks between the ropes. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Liverpool, England, weighing 251 pounds, he is the Yellow Division champion...Robbie Maynard! Frankie Garnett: I'll admit it; this guy worries me coming into the playoffs. He might not have had much luck in the past, but the way he's put this season together gives me cause for concern. Bob Sinclair: Enough to where you're going to bet on him? Frankie Garnett: Hell no! I don't want to get fired for betting on matches I may have a part in! I'm making too much here to risk that! Tori Montgomery: A sense of self-preservation, too? Now I'm truly surprised. Tarik Nolan hit the Eye Gouge The European Uppercut was countered into a Fireman's Carry Takedown. Tarik Nolan moved and the Knee Drop missed! Tarik Nolan hit the Stomp Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Kick Tarik Nolan hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Rub Robbie Maynard moved and the Seated Kick missed! Robbie Maynard hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. Robbie Maynard hit the Running Clothesline Robbie Maynard hit the Stomp Robbie Maynard hit the Knee Drop Robbie Maynard picks up Tarik Nolan. Tarik Nolan moved and the Forearm Blow missed! Tarik Nolan hit the Kick To Gut Tarik Nolan hit the Running Shoulder Block Tarik Nolan hit the Face Rub Robbie Maynard slipped out the back of the Choke Hold. Robbie Maynard hit the Forearm To Back Tarik Nolan broke the Hammerlock by reaching the ropes. Robbie Maynard hit the Punch Robbie Maynard hit the Eye Gouge Robbie Maynard hit the Side Headlock Takedown Robbie Maynard picks up Tarik Nolan from behind. Robbie Maynard applied the Hammerlock Tarik Nolan moved and the Forearm To Back missed! The Running Shoulder Block was countered into a Forearm Blow. Robbie Maynard hit the Elbow Strike Tarik Nolan blocked the Face Plant. Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee Robbie Maynard hit the Running Knee Lift Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine. Tarik Nolan hit the Atomic Drop Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Robbie Maynard blocked the Headbutt To Groin. Tarik Nolan takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Tarik Nolan hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Bob Sinclair: Nolan nearly took the match right there! Tori Montgomery: That leans more towards the tenacity of Maynard; Nolan hit that slam perfectly and Maynard still found a way to get out of it. Frankie Garnett: Or something like that anyway. The Pump Kick was countered into a Vertical Body Press. Robbie Maynard hit the Legdrop To Groin The referee warns that that was illegal. Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Headbutt To Groin. Tarik Nolan throws Robbie Maynard to ringside. Tarik Nolan leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard. Robbie Maynard broke the Ring Post Smash. The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Robbie Maynard hit the Face Plant Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Tarik Nolan rolled through with the Merseyside Maul. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan whips Robbie Maynard to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt Tarik Nolan climbs the turnbuckles. Robbie Maynard recovers and stands up. Tarik Nolan hit the Flying Double Axe Handle Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard. Robbie Maynard blocked the Face Plant. Robbie Maynard blocked the Press Powerslam. This is the second block in a row, and Robbie Maynard takes control. Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Robbie Maynard hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Tarik Nolan broke the Merseyside Maul by reaching the ropes. Frankie Garnett: Stupid mistake, and that's what will cost Maynard in the post-season! Bob Sinclair: He got caught up in the heat of the moment, and it came back to bite him as Nolan gets out of that deadly Merseyside Maul submission! Robbie Maynard hit the Face Plant Robbie Maynard climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press. Tarik Nolan takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Tarik Nolan throws Robbie Maynard off the top rope. Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard from behind. Tarik Nolan whips Robbie Maynard to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard from behind. Tarik Nolan hit the Released German Suplex Robbie Maynard rushed the Slit Throat Motion. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Small Package was countered into a Shooter Takedown. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt Robbie Maynard recovers and stands up. Robbie Maynard blocked the Press Powerslam. The Pump Kick was countered into a Clothesline. Robbie Maynard applied the Stop the Ferry The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! The Dropkick To Knee was countered into a Shooter Takedown. Robbie Maynard blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Robbie Maynard blocked the Seated Knuckle Punches. This is the second block in a row, and Robbie Maynard takes control. Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Small Package. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan whips Robbie Maynard to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan picks up Robbie Maynard. Tarik Nolan locks in the DS2! How can Robbie deal with the pain? The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of fifteen minutes and ten seconds...Tarik Nolan! Bob Sinclair: And Nolan salvages his season for another week! That's got to be a bit of an upset! Frankie Garnett: And further proof that, once again, I'm right! Tori Montgomery: Frankie, you're not a sponge when it comes to League stuff; just let it go. Maxx Skabb (6-6, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (6-6, 14%) Slayer's "Angel of Death" blasts from the arena speakers as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound. Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka! Bob Sinclair: This match is important for both men. The winner keeps a wild card hope alive, the loser is likely eliminated! Tori Montgomery: It'd be a shame to see either man knocked out of the playoffs; Imoka has been surprising here in his rookie season. Frankie Garnett: There's no participation trophies, Tori! It's put up or shut up time! Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" blares throughout the arena as spotlights begin to pan over the audience, as if looking for someone. A dim red light shines on the entryway, revealing a hulking figure making his way to ringside, with two more men hiding just at the fringes of the spotlight, their eyes never leaving the form of the big man. As the refrain hits, the spotlights immediately focus on him as white strobe lights flash on the entrance stage. He slides under the bottom rope, his orange jumpsuit a stark contrast to most of the clothing in the audience as the song fades into silence. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Orange County Correctional Facility, weighing 289 pounds...Maxx Skabb! Bob Sinclair: A loss here will complete the biggest collapse since the Red Sox a week ago! Frankie Garnett: Did you have to remind me? I lost $5,000 on that one. Tori Montgomery: Five thousand? Where did you get that? Frankie Garnett: Like I'm going to divulge my secrets! Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta Master Imoka hit the Forearm Strike Master Imoka hit the Elbow Strike Maxx Skabb took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. The Jab Punch was countered into a Japanese Binta. Master Imoka hit the Forearm Blow Maxx Skabb took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Maxx Skabb hit the Clubbing Blow Maxx Skabb hit the Knee Pull Maxx Skabb hit the Face Rub Maxx Skabb hit the Elbow Drop The Seated Back Kick was countered into a Legsweep Kick. Master Imoka hit the Knee Pull Maxx Skabb easily broke the Nerve Pinch. Maxx Skabb hit the Eye Gouge Maxx Skabb hit the Knee Lift Master Imoka moved and the Stomp missed! Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta Master Imoka hit the Forearm Strike Maxx Skabb took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. The Clubbing Blow was countered into a Legsweep Kick. Maxx Skabb slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Maxx Skabb whips Master Imoka to the corner. Maxx Skabb hit the Corner Elbow Maxx Skabb hit the Corner Elbow Master Imoka moved and the Corner Elbow missed! Master Imoka hit the Triple Forearm Blow Maxx Skabb slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry. Maxx Skabb hit the Punch Maxx Skabb applied the Bear Hug Maxx Skabb hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes Master Imoka slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry. Maxx Skabb blocked the Running Bulldog. Master Imoka hit the Flying Knee Strike Master Imoka hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine Master Imoka hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Maxx Skabb rushed the Spirit Roar. Maxx Skabb applied the Bear Hug Maxx Skabb hit the Headbutt To Groin Maxx Skabb hit the Butt Drop Maxx Skabb picks up Master Imoka. Maxx Skabb takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. The Prison Riot was countered into a Strong Forearm Strike Flurry. Maxx Skabb counters by fighting back. The Skabb Heart Punch was countered into a Japanese Binta. Maxx Skabb moved and the Obliteration missed! Maxx Skabb hit the Double Underhook Bomb Master Imoka blocked the Restraining Order. Master Imoka slipped out the back of the Seated Knuckle Punches. Maxx Skabb counters by reversing on Master Imoka. Maxx Skabb hit the Corner Clothesline Master Imoka moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Master Imoka picks up Maxx Skabb. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Standing Spinebuster. Maxx Skabb hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Maxx Skabb has filed a Restraining Order against Master Imoka! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and fifty seconds...Maxx Skabb! Tori Montgomery: And Imoka's hope of making the postseason in his rookie year are dashed, as Skabb pulls off an impressive victory! Frankie Garnett: I'm a bit surprised. Skabb is known for choking. So why didn't he here? Bob Sinclair: Could be that soft food diet I heard he was going on this week. Frankie Garnett: Hmmmm..... BLUE DIVISION: Ezekial Kerghan (8-4, 12%) vs. Diamond (6-6, 6%) "Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client. Amelia Williams: This is our main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall in the Blue Division! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds...Diamond! Tori Montgomery: With Lorenzo's win earlier, that eliminates Diamond from the divisional title hunt. A wild card is still within the realm of possibility— Frankie Garnett: No way! She has a lower divisional record than most of the wild card participants; there's no way she makes it! Bob Sinclair: We'll see, Frankie. Escape the Fate's "This War is Ours" hits the arena speakers as The League's newest resident psychopath emerges and heads towards the ring, looking like he's having an argument with voices only he can hear. Amelia Williams: Her opponent, from The Dog Pound, weighing 251 pounds, he is the Blue Division leader...Ezekial Kerghan! Bob Sinclair: With a win, Kerghan controls his fate in the division next week. Frankie Garnett: Something tells me that Diamond will give zero care and will take it to him tonight! Tori Montgomery: We're about to find out, there's the bell! Ezekial Kerghan hit the Jab Punch Ezekial Kerghan hit the Running Clothesline Ezekial Kerghan hit the Face Stepping Ezekial Kerghan picks up Diamond from behind. Ezekial Kerghan hit the Hair Pull Takedown The referee warns that that was illegal. Ezekial Kerghan applied the Choke Hold Ezekial Kerghan hit the Elbow Drop Ezekial Kerghan hit the Stomp Diamond counters by fighting back. Diamond hit the Arm Drag Diamond hit the Seated Back Kick Diamond applied the Women's Choke Hold The referee warns that that was illegal. Diamond hit the Running Senton Diamond hit the Seated Back Kick Diamond hit the Handspring Moonsault Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Basement Dropkick missed! Ezekial Kerghan hit the Snake Eyes Ezekial Kerghan picks up Diamond from behind. Diamond slipped out the back of the Side Suplex. Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Springboard Side Spinning Kick missed! Diamond slipped out the back of the Twisting Neckbreaker. Diamond hit the Dropkick To Outside Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Feint Plancha Dive missed! The referee begins counting the competitors out. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ezekial Kerghan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Ezekial Kerghan applied the Cable Choke Out The referee is furious at that breach of the rules. The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Diamond slipped out the back of the Redemption. Diamond hit the Springboard Side Spinning Kick Ezekial Kerghan falls victim to the Ceud Mile Failte! Ezekial Kerghan blocked the Florentine. Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Basement Dropkick missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ezekial Kerghan hit the DDT A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ezekial Kerghan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Ezekial Kerghan picks up Diamond from behind. Diamond slipped out the back of the Electric Chair Fall. Ezekial Kerghan blocked the Lung Blower. Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee Ezekial Kerghan broke the Lung Blower. Diamond slipped out of the Implant DDT. From out of nowhere, Kerghan takes a 24 Carat Kiss! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of seven minutes and ten seconds...Diamond! Tori Montgomery: And that makes two divisions whose fates will be decided by the top two wrestlers facing off next week. I can't wait! Bob Sinclair: Folks, we're out of time; we'll see you next week for the season finale! <hr> 1. Scott Stevens (5-8) def. Jack Lightning (3-10) * Time of Match: 12:00 * Match Grade: C * Winner's Offense: 67% * Scott Stevens's Body Condition: Head 85, Body 94, Arms 98, Legs 93 * Jack Lightning's Body Condition: Head 30, Body 67, Arms 98, Legs 74 * 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 3.25 points towards their season totals. 2. The Phoenix (10-3) def. SGRaaize (5-8) * Time of Match: 6:40 * Match Grade: F * Winner's Offense: 73% * The Phoenix's Body Condition: Head 76, Body 98, Arms 99, Legs 98 * SGRaaize's Body Condition: Head 67, Body 81, Arms 96, Legs 82 * 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.63 points towards their season totals. 3. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (5-8) def. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-8) * Time of Match: 14:10 * Match Grade: C+ * Winner's Offense: 46% * Rannulf von Krüshengberg's Body Condition: Head 33, Body 64, Arms 100, Legs 74 * Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.'s Body Condition: Head 35, Body 66, Arms 100, Legs 98 * 11 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.18 points towards their season totals. 4. Thor Hammerskald (10-3) def. Pizza Mask III (5-8) * Time of Match: 19:10 * Match Grade: B- * Winner's Offense: 61% * Thor Hammerskald's Body Condition: Head 41, Body 64, Arms 99, Legs 95 * Pizza Mask III's Body Condition: Head 36, Body 60, Arms 96, Legs 95 * 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.63 points towards their season totals. 5. Dante Lorenzo (8-5) def. Ian Carlisle (2-11) * Time of Match: 37:10 * Match Grade: A* * Winner's Offense: 45% * Dante Lorenzo's Body Condition: Head 0, Body 35, Arms 100, Legs 87 * Ian Carlisle's Body Condition: Head 15, Body 63, Arms 99, Legs 74, Heavy Blood Loss * 12 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.08 points towards their season totals. * This is the Match of the Night (1 for Dante Lorenzo, 4 for Ian Carlisle) 6. Johnny Triumph (9-4) def. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-10) * Time of Match: 11:50 * Match Grade: C * Winner's Offense: 54% * Johnny Triumph's Body Condition: Head 61, Body 86, Arms 98, Legs 96 * Eidenhoek Gaiaspade's Body Condition: Head 27, Body 66, Arms 96, Legs 58 * 10 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.30 points towards their season totals. 7. Nuclear Templeton (8-5) def. Sean (10-3) * Time of Match: 9:40 * Match Grade: C * Winner's Offense: 54% * Nuclear Templeton's Body Condition: Head 61, Body 89, Arms 98, Legs 84 * Sean's Body Condition: Head 58, Body 85, Arms 100, Legs 99 * 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.17 points towards their season totals. 8. Tarik Nolan (7-6) def. Robbie Maynard (9-4) * Time of Match: 15:10 * Match Grade: C+ * Winner's Offense: 60% * Tarik Nolan's Body Condition: Head 65, Body 77, Arms 97, Legs 86 * Robbie Maynard's Body Condition: Head 30, Body 72, Arms 99, Legs 96 * Prophet, being the lone person to pick this match correctly, earns 13.00 points toward his season total. 9. Maxx Skabb (7-6) def. Master Imoka (6-7) * Time of Match: 8:50 * Match Grade: E * Winner's Offense: 59% * Maxx Skabb's Body Condition: Head 57, Body 97, Arms 99, Legs 88 * Master Imoka's Body Condition: Head 64, Body 67, Arms 100, Legs 78 * 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.17 points towards their season totals. 10. Diamond (7-6) def. Ezekial Kerghan (8-5) * Time of Match: 7:10 * Match Grade: F * Winner's Offense: 43% * Diamond's Body Condition: Head 55, Body 80, Arms 99, Legs 97 * Ezekial Kerghan's Body Condition: Head 64, Body 88, Arms 99, Legs 90 * 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.17 points towards their season totals. <hr> WEEK FOURTEEN: Gobō, Japan (Japan—Kinki) (Strict Rules Enforcement, ref bumps allowed, Strong Style match) BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-10, 10%) vs. SGRaaize (5-8, 19%) RED DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Scott Stevens (5-8, 12%) vs. The Phoenix (10-3, 15%) YELLOW DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (5-8, 19%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-4, 19%) GREEN DIVISION: Master Imoka (6-7, 22%) vs. Sean (10-3, 12%) GREEN DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (8-5, 17%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-10, 20%) BLUE DIVISION: Diamond (7-6, 11%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-11, 10%) YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (7-6, 13%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-8, 20%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (7-6, 20%) vs. Pizza Mask III (5-8, 17%) BLUE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ezekial Kerghan (8-5, 20%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (8-5, 16%) BLACK DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Johnny Triumph (9-4, 26%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (8-5, 30%) CURRENT TRAINING PM DEADLINE: MONDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EDT / TUESDAY, 11 OCTOBER AT 00:00 GMT CURRENT PREDICTIONS DEADLINE: TUESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2011 AT 8:00 PM EDT / WEDNESDAY, 12 OCTOBER AT 00:00 GMT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Also, pages are updated, folks. Beyond Ringside will be posted tomorrow after I finish proofreading and making sure my calculations are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Right, THAT'S what winning feels like. Couldn't quite remember. And WOOT, Stevens, Lorenzo, and Krüshengberg all victorious on the same night! Oh, and Diamond, too! Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-10, 10%) vs. SGRaaize (5-8, 19%) Shocked by his record this season, bet he's ready to end on a high note RED DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Scott Stevens (5-8, 12%) vs. The Phoenix (10-3, 15%) I once watched that man get frogsplashed by a 500lb man from Compton off the top of a cage... it squeezed all the blood out of his body, so impossible for him to bleed now. YELLOW DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (5-8, 19%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-4, 19%) Totally gonna actually lose, but gotta go with my guy! GREEN DIVISION: Master Imoka (6-7, 22%) vs. Sean (10-3, 12%) Sean's cold streak continues as Imoka fights back to .500 GREEN DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (8-5, 17%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-10, 20%) Gotta go with the radioactive rat, always. BLUE DIVISION: Diamond (7-6, 11%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-11, 10%) Ian Carlisle sucks. YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (7-6, 13%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-8, 20%) Nolan struggles with the lil' guy again. RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (7-6, 20%) vs. Pizza Mask III (5-8, 17%) Upset special with extra Canadian bacon! BLUE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ezekial Kerghan (8-5, 20%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (8-5, 16%) Rookie of the year is born! BLACK DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Johnny Triumph (9-4, 26%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (8-5, 30%) Victory via Mjölnir shot while ref is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Right, THAT'S what winning feels like. Couldn't quite remember. And WOOT, Stevens, Lorenzo, and Krüshengberg all victorious on the same night! Oh, and Diamond, too! Good stuff. Glad I wasn't just an after thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i effin rule Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-10, 10%) vs. SGRaaize (5-8, 19%) RED DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Scott Stevens (5-8, 12%) vs. The Phoenix (10-3, 15%) YELLOW DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (5-8, 19%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-4, 19%) GREEN DIVISION: Master Imoka (6-7, 22%) vs. Sean (10-3, 12%) GREEN DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (8-5, 17%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-10, 20%) BLUE DIVISION: Diamond (7-6, 11%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-11, 10%) YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (7-6, 13%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-8, 20%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (7-6, 20%) vs. Pizza Mask III (5-8, 17%) BLUE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ezekial Kerghan (8-5, 20%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (8-5, 16%) BLACK DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Johnny Triumph (9-4, 26%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (8-5, 30%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 So, idea: either this week or after next, we should do a breakdown of "strength of schedule", ranking everyone based on their opponents' combined W/L records. Heck, I might do that. It'd be awesome to see if anyone maybe managed to slide into the playoffs based off of having a lot of weaker competition (or missed the playoffs and had a brutal schedule... or MADE the playoffs with a even more brutal schedule.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 WEEK FOURTEEN: Gobō, Japan (Japan—Kinki) (Strict Rules Enforcement, ref bumps allowed, Strong Style match) BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-10, 10%) vs. SGRaaize (5-8, 19%) RED DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Scott Stevens (5-8, 12%) vs. The Phoenix (10-3, 15%) YELLOW DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (5-8, 19%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-4, 19%) GREEN DIVISION: Master Imoka (6-7, 22%) vs. Sean (10-3, 12%) GREEN DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (8-5, 17%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-10, 20%) BLUE DIVISION: Diamond (7-6, 11%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-11, 10%) YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (7-6, 13%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-8, 20%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (7-6, 20%) vs. Pizza Mask III (5-8, 17%) BLUE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ezekial Kerghan (8-5, 20%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (8-5, 16%) BLACK DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Johnny Triumph (9-4, 26%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (8-5, 30%) Right, THAT'S what winning feels like. Couldn't quite remember. And WOOT, Stevens, Lorenzo, and Krüshengberg all victorious on the same night! Oh, and Diamond, too! Good stuff. Damn right. RED DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Scott Stevens (5-8, 12%) vs. The Phoenix (10-3, 15%) I once watched that man get frogsplashed by a 500lb man from Compton off the top of a cage... it squeezed all the blood out of his body, so impossible for him to bleed now. You forget it wasn't just once it was twice in the same match. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 You forget it wasn't just once it was twice in the same match. Lol. Aye, Scorpion looked like a human ketchup packet being stomped on by bored kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 @PizzaMaskIII- Some people just have no sense of humor... #WhySoSerious @PizzaMaskIII- Go Phoenix! #ScottStevensIsSmelly BLACK DIVISION: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (3-10, 10%) vs. SGRaaize (5-8, 19%) RED DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Scott Stevens (5-8, 12%) vs. The Phoenix (10-3, 15%) YELLOW DIVISION: Rannulf von Krüshengberg (5-8, 19%) vs. Robbie Maynard (9-4, 19%) GREEN DIVISION: Master Imoka (6-7, 22%) vs. Sean (10-3, 12%) GREEN DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (8-5, 17%) vs. Jack Lightning (3-10, 20%) BLUE DIVISION: Diamond (7-6, 11%) vs. Ian Carlisle (2-11, 10%) YELLOW DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (7-6, 13%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (5-8, 20%) RED DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (7-6, 20%) vs. Pizza Mask III (5-8, 17%) BLUE DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Ezekial Kerghan (8-5, 20%) vs. Dante Lorenzo (8-5, 16%) BLACK DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Johnny Triumph (9-4, 26%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (8-5, 30%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 @PizzaMaskIII- Some people just have no sense of humor... #WhySoSerious @PizzaMaskIII- Go Phoenix! #ScottStevensIsSmelly Pizza Mask is just mad cause Scorpion passed him in the rankings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 For a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I ... won? I think I broke something trying to comprehend that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Oh, and big props to SF for taking my Packers gag and making it into an actual thing for the match. That was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I think it was because it hurts me extra as a Steelers fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I think it was because it hurts me extra as a Steelers fan I can't be your friend anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 What, the League's on facebook now? <_<>_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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