CGC: On With The Show [8RoW]

Regis · September 6, 2013

I laughed so hard at Priclops' entrance. I literally cracked up and had to stop reading for a while. I may be in a slightly strange mood.

But yeah, I love this diary, so much. I plan to be in the audience with a 'Kiss Me Eddie' sign at the next show he's booked on. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

CGC World Title Match: Sean McFly vs Alex DeColt ©

Let's see a draw here. It's traditional. Show of respect, neither promotion looks too bad.

CGC Canadian Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Gargantuan ©

Just a feeling - something will happen here...

Winner Gets Hotstuff Marie: Trent Shaffer vs Jack DeColt

This feud can go longer. Indeed, it should! Oh, wow, brainwashed blood doll Hotstuff Marie - the fans would go wild!

Loser Leaves Elite Match: Nate Johnson vs Sean Deeley

If that's how it's going to be, Sean makes a more convincing Face than Johnson.

Loser has to be/can never be a Clown Match: Ryan Powell vs Whippy The Clown

Poor, poor Powell.

March · September 6, 2013

CGC World Title Match: Sean McFly vs Alex DeColt ©

CGC Canadian Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Gargantuan ©

Winner Gets Hotstuff Marie: Trent Shaffer vs Jack DeColt

Loser Leaves Elite Match: Nate Johnson vs Sean Deeley

Loser has to be/can never be a Clown Match: Ryan Powell vs Whippy The Clown

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Greylocke · September 6, 2013

I'm surprised the main event was that one sided..... <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Self" data-cite="Self" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35210" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Bobby Thomas, Ryan Powell, Brett Fraser & Vin Tanner HOUSE OF JUST BUSINESS http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/BobbyThomas_zpsf9452892.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/RyanPowell_zps92cf02e8.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/BrettFraser_zpsc0981921.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/VinTanner_zpsd2b98fe0.jpg http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCmain/VS6man_zps13e249df.jpg http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/WhippyTheClown_zps66f5fe28.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/JoeyPoison_zps38e450f6.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/DonteDunn_zpsc999c774.jpghttp://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p366/celdom/CGCminor/SkipBeau_zps431a069a.jpg RAINBOW BRIGADE Whippy The Clown, Joey Poison, Donte Dunn & Skip Beau[/center] Davis Ditterich “What a way to kick things off. Eight-man tag team action. This will be wild!” The Rainbow Brigade do well individually, until the practiced teamwork of Fraser & Tanner leads to Poison getting isolated. The House of Just Business work him over, until Powell gets distracted by Whippy making balloon animals for front row children. Poison breaks free and makes the tag! All hell breaks loose! Donte and Skip batter their opponents pillar to post! Skip takes out Powell with Flow Down (Flapjack)! Destiny Rolls The Dice (Rolling Senton) on Skip! Poison Twisting Neckbreakers Destiny! Fate lays out Poison with a Spinebuster! Donte decapitates Fate with Sunny Daze (Aeroplane Spin into a lariat)! Bobby takes out Donte with the Specialist Touch (Single Arm DDT)! Whippy hits a HurriClownRana on Bobby! Ryan sneaks up behind Whippy, but the clown quickly mimes an invisible wall. Powell is confused. Clownziguri! Joke’s On You (Springboard Clownsault) 1... 2... 3! <div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNERS... WHIPPY THE CLOWN, JOEY POISON, DONTE DUNN & SKIP BEAU (10:27) Ok, I'm a little confused here. Did the Soldiers of Fortune do a run in, or did you forget that it's Fraser and Tanner who are in this match, and not Fate and Destiny? <img alt=":confused:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> CGC World Title Match: Sean McFly vs Alex DeColt © DeColt Rule! Too bad he doesn't get to beat one of them overrated Stones. But McFly is half a Stone as their in-laws, so I'll take it! CGC Canadian Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Gargantuan © Missy Masterson turning on Price came way earlier than I expected......now I'm guessing that Gargantuan is her REAL tool of revenge, and Christian was just a ploy to fool Ricky into thinking that she's on his side. She'll cost Ricky the title. Winner Gets Hotstuff Marie: Trent Shaffer vs Jack DeColt Not sure about this, but Shaffer winning makes for a more interesting propect to me. Loser Leaves Elite Match: Nate Johnson vs Sean Deeley The guy acting like a heel gets to stay in the heel stable. Loser has to be/can never be a Clown Match: Ryan Powell vs Whippy The Clown I'm ready to root for Clown Powell.</div></div></blockquote>

Self · September 6, 2013

... Oops. Yeah. Can't believe I didn't pick up on that. It was Fraser & Tanner in the match. Shall change soon. This is what happens when you write certain bits waaaay in advance and make seemingly unimportant changes.

I managed to have Gargantuan beat Jack by using 'keep strong'. Also, I think Jack is a little less popular than he was at the beginning of the data (losses to Trent, The Elite) while Gargantuan is definitely more popular (angles mostly).

Rickymex · September 6, 2013

CGC World Title Match: Sean McFly vs Alex DeColt ©

CGC Canadian Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Gargantuan ©

Winner Gets Hotstuff Marie: Trent Shaffer vs Jack DeColt

Loser Leaves Elite Match: Nate Johnson vs Sean Deeley

Loser has to be/can never be a Clown Match: Ryan Powell vs Whippy The Clown

smwilliams · September 6, 2013

CGC World Title Match: Sean McFly vs Alex DeColt ©

CGC Canadian Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Gargantuan ©

Winner Gets Hotstuff Marie: Trent Shaffer vs Jack DeColt

Loser Leaves Elite Match: Nate Johnson vs Sean Deeley

Loser has to be/can never be a Clown Match: Ryan Powell vs Whippy The Clown

Midnightnick · September 6, 2013

CGC World Title Match: Sean McFly vs Alex DeColt ©

CGC Canadian Title Match: Ricky DeColt vs Gargantuan ©

Winner Gets Hotstuff Marie: Trent Shaffer vs Jack DeColt

Loser Leaves Elite Match: Nate Johnson vs Sean Deeley

Loser has to be/can never be a Clown Match: Ryan Powell vs Whippy The Clown

Self · September 7, 2013

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Monday Week 1 April

Bearberry Field, British Columbia

14,785 in attendance

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Davis Ditterich “Last night, Alex DeColt successfully defended his CGC World Title against Eddie Chandler. Tonight, he ends the WrestleFestival on a high note, with an unimaginable dream match. Alex DeColt. Sean McFly. Yes. This is happening.”

Catherine Quine “Plus, Trent Shaffer and Jack DeColt do battle over Hotstuff Marie! Ricky DeColt challenges for the Canadian Title! And someone’s getting kicked out of the Elite! WRESTLIIIIIIIING!

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THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. IF RYAN POWELL

LOSES, HE WILL HAVE TO BECOME A CLOWN. IF WHIPPY LOSES, HE CAN

NEVER BE A CLOWN AGAIN

RYAN POWELL VS WHIPPY THE CLOWN

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Davis Ditterich “Sick of being made a fool of by Whippy, Ryan Powell demanded this match, putting his identity as a… non-clown… at stake.”

Catherine Quine “I’m not entirely sure how we’re going to enforce this stipulation...”

Whippy makes a fool of Powell with tumbling and simple mime tricks. Powell gets uncharacteristically lucky, stumbling into the ropes as Whippy tries to climb them. Powell minimizes the high flying hilarity with holds, bending the rules as much as possible, but quickly gets frustrated. Dropclowns! Clown-drags! Clownziguri! Powell avoids a clownsault and charges. Whippy mimes an invisible wall, but Powell just hits Star Treatment (Super Kick). 1... 2... Kick out. Powell goes up top, but has trouble keeping his balance, giving Whippy time to avoid the Shooting Star Press. Joke’s On You (Springboard Clownsault)! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER… WHIPPY THE CLOWN (13:12)</div>

A Clown Car drives down to ringside. A trio of CLOWNS climb out, stuff a kicking and screaming Ryan Powell inside, and drive back up the ramp.

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DECOLT FAMILY TENT

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ALEX DECOLT

Sean McFly. I have to admit, I’ve never thought about you too much.

That's not a slight. That's not me discounting you. That's just a testament

to how unlikely I thought it was that I'd ever get in the ring with you. So

I've never had a chance to think of a way to combat your aerial prowess.

I've never pondered the solution to you technical abilities. I've never

imagined what it would be like to take the hardest knife-edge-chops

on the continent. Not until now.

Last night, I defended my title against Eddie Chandler, I should have slept

like a baby. But instead I tossed, I turned, and for the first time, I imagined

what it would be like to fight Sean McFly. I imagined the countless ways

you could beat me. I dreamed of what I'd need to do to beat you. Everyone's

a puzzle, Sean McFly. You have more pieces than most, but you can be

solved like everyone else. I don't know how yet, but I'll find a way, I always

do. Because this isn't the House of Stone. This! Is! DECOLT COUNTRY!

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CGC WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

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/w Adrian Garcia

DAN DALAY & EDDIE CHANDLER

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ZEUS MAXIMILLION & STEVIE GRAYSON</div>

Davis Ditterich “Last night, Eddie Chandler failed to take the CGC World Title from Alex DeColt, but he gets a second chance to win gold tonight.”

Zeus surprises the giant DaLay with his power, while nimble Stevie uses his speed to outmaneuver Chandler. Eddie Chandler bails and throws a hissy-fit. Stevie launches after him with a Suicide Dive, but Chandler casually steps aside, letting him slam into the guardrail with a sick thud. The Elite team control Stevie in their corner. DaLay with clubbing blows and powerful throws, Chandler by grinding him into the mat, practically humping him. Stevie dodges, ducks, dips, dives, dodges and makes the tag!

Summoning Godlike strength, Zeus dominates with power moves, even lifting DaLay for a Twisting Spinebuster. He locks Chandler in the Olympian Clutch (Camel Clutch). Chandler’s fading fa-BACKFIST! Zeus is out! Stevie comes off the top, but DaLay catches him. Elegant Demise (Spike Belly to Belly Piledriver). 1... 2.. 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... DAN DALAY & EDDIE CHANDLER (12:39)

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BACKSTAGE

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NATE JOHNSON

Shooter Sean Deeley! There’s only room in The Elite for one of us, and

everyone knows you’re the weak link. Lets face it Sean, you’re just not

marketable. I’m eloquent, I’m witty, I’m pretty, and I’ve got the best

natural physique this sport has ever seen. You? You’re an ugly, mute

weirdo, stuffed into a cheap singlet. Don’t get me wrong, you give nice

armbar, but that hasn’t been winning you many matches lately, has it?

The only reason Adrian Garcia hasn’t fired you outright, is because he’s

too nice. He feels bad for you, Sean, so he‘s giving you a chance. Don’t

get your hopes up. I’ve grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle. The Elite

lifestyle. Money. Women. Fame. I’m not giving it up without a fight.

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ADRIAN GARCIA, DAN DALAY and EDDIE CHANDLER remain at ringside, proudly wearing their CGC Tag Team Titles.

<div style="text-align:center;">NATE JOHNSON VS SEAN DEELEY

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Davis Ditterich “Tensions within these two finally exploded last night, and Adrian Garcia feels The Elite isn’t big enough for the both of them.“

Catherine Quine “Now they fight. Winner stays in The Elite. Loser gets kicked out.”

Pouncing as soon as the bell rings, Deeley takes his opponent down, but Nate’s solid mat skills and willingness to cheat prevent him from being completely dominated. The former partners go back and forth, bending, breaking and outright ignoring the rules at every opportunity. Eye pokes! Back rakes! Both competitors attempt to pull their opponent’s hair… It’s not very effective. Johnson counters a takedown attempt into a Double Underhook Powerbomb! 1... 2... Kick out. Deeley counters the Natural Order (Leg Lariat) into a German Suplex. 1... 2... Kick out! Both men desperately try to roll each other up and steal the win, pulling tights and holding ropes at every opportunity, until 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... SEAN DEELEY (7:36)</div>

Nate is distraught. Sean looks exactly the same as he usually does. The other members of The Elite enter the ring. Nate Johnson drops to his knees, desperately hugging Garcia’s legs, practically in tears.

<div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA

Sorry, Nate. You’re going to have to seek alternate representation. </div>

Chandler retrieves Nate’s tracksuit jacket from ringside and hands it to Sean. Nate tries to stop him and- BACKFIST! DaLay knocks him out cold.

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IN RING

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In an extravagant wedding dress, MISSY MASTERSON comes down to the ring as “Here Comes The Bride” plays.

<div style="text-align:center;">MISSY MASTERSON

When I woke up yesterday morning, I have to admit, I was conflicted.

Conflicted as to who I should give my heart to. Christian Price or Ricky

DeColt. Ricky and I have always shared a special connection, but he has

always pulled away. It sounds silly to say it now, but there were times

when I doubted we were truly meant to be. But when I saw him wrestle

yesterday, when I saw the passion in his eyes, when I saw him fight with

all his heart, I knew it wasn’t about the Canadian Title for him. It was

about me. At that moment I knew that Ricky DeColt loves me, and I knew

destiny had put me at his side to help him win. And destiny has brought

me here tonight, too. On this day last year, a DeColt married the love

of his life. This year, why not have the same thing?

So I, Missy Medusa Masterson, take you, Richard Tiberius DeColt,

to be my lawfully wedded husband. If anyone objects to this union,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

WHO RULE

DECOLTS RULE!

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RICKY DECOLT

Um… Yeah. I object. I strongly, vehemently object to… whatever this is

supposed to be. Love? I don’t love you Missy. I don’t even like you. What

you did last night, helping me win, costing me the chance to beat Christian

Price fair and square… How could you possibly think I’d want that? </div>

Ricky enters the ring. Missy immediately slinks up beside him.

<div style="text-align:center;">MISSY MASTERSON

It’s okay. You don’t have to hide from your feelings any more-

RICKY DECOLT

Oh I don’t? You want me to be honest with you about what I’m feeling

right now? I feel… angry. I feel sick. I feel like you should be in a mental

hospital. I feel like if I was had a choice between being stranded on a desert

island with you, and swimming through shark infested waters, I’d choose

the sharks. I don’t love you, and I don’t want you anywhere near me. So

I’m going to have security escort you out of the festival, so I can

concentrate on winning the CGC Canadian Title, right here, right now.</div>

SECURITY enter the ring to try to peacefully lead Missy backstage, but she’s having none of it. Kicking, screaming, biting, clawing. It takes 6 men to restraint her and carry her backstage.

<div style="text-align:center;">THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE CGC CANADIAN TITLE

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RICKY DECOLT VS GARGANTUAN

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Davis Ditterich “Now that’s all behind us, we can concentrate on this huge title match.”

Catherine Quine “Huge is right. Ricky DeColt won a grueling tournament to earn this shot, but does he have enough left in the tank to take the belt from this monster?”

Ricky tries to grapple the genetically-enhanced beast, but he’s too big. He has more success trying to chop him down with leg-kicks, but Gargantuan answers with wild swings that force DeColt to keep moving. Dodge. Forearm. Duck. Elbow. Roll. Dropkick. Stick-and-move. Clearly hurt from the night before, Ricky is a step slower than usual and eats an unreal clothesline.

Gargantuan tosses Ricky around with frightening ease. Creating some space, Ricky launches himself around the ring with a series of missile dropkicks, landing hard and only staggering the monster. A gigantic one off the top finally knocks the beast down! High Fly Elbow! Another! Another! Doing the damage while Gargantuan struggles to raise his massive frame.

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A furious MISSY storms down to ringside, chair in hand. She levels referee Jonathan Taylor, and swings for Ricky, who blocks it. Ricky grabs her roughly, but gets destroyed by another Unreal Clothesline. Ultimate Backbreakaaahhh! Taylor comes around… 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER… AND STILL CGC CANADIAN CHAMPION... GARGANTUAN (9:14)</div>

Missy just keeps screaming at Ricky for “breaking her heart” as Security hold her back.

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WRESTLEFESTIVAL GROUNDS

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A heartbroken CHRISTIAN PRICE is staring at a hotdog stand, when Strange Chimes draw his attention to a SOOTHSAYER at a crystal ball.

<div style="text-align:center;">SOOTHSAYER

Would you like to know your future, Christian Price?</div>

Christian’s eyes widen in amazement, and he eagerly approaches.

<div style="text-align:center;">SOOTHSAYER

There is great heartbreak in you, but do not despair. The future has

great plans for you. You will be a great warrior, but only if you rid

yourself of the shadow that looms over you. Yellow and gold and

taking what is yours. You must not let it. Do you understand?

CHRISTIAN PRICE

I... um... kinda?

SOOTHSAYER

I see the future, Christian Price. I know what comes next. I see a beast

that no hero can defeat. I see men changing their faces. I see an angel

falling and a demon rising in his stead. I see the past coming to the

present, and the future destroying the past. I see war. I see heartbreak.

I see life. I see death. I see a King losing his crown, and I see a great

family crumbling from within.

CHRISTIAN PRICE

This future that you see... Does it involve me being allowed to eat a

hotdog?

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15-MAN ‘OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS’ BATTLE ROYALE

AKIMA UMAGA VS BOBBY THOMAS VS DESTINY VS DONTE DUNN VS FATE

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VS GREASE HOGG VS JOEY POISON VS LEAD BELLY VS OZZIE GOLDEN VS PROMETHEUS VS

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SEAN DEELEY VS SHANE NELSON VS SKIP BEAU VS TAMA TOMA VS THRILL SEEKER

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Davis Ditterich “The winner of this match will earn a shot at the CGC World Heavyweight Title at ‘Chaos In The Cage’.”

Catherine Quine “Check out Sean Deeley. Not satisfied with just keeping his place in the Elite. He’s hungry for more.”

It’s a wild brawl from the get-go, with the tag teams excelling early. Hair-pulling, eye-gouging, fish-hooking, the Soldiers of Fortune use every illegal trick in the book to combat The Dirty White Boy’s drunken thuggery, while The Samoan Wildboyz use savage headbutts to carve a path through the mass of humanity. Right in the thick of things, Sean Deeley pounces on the weak and suplexes them over the top rope.

<div style="text-align:center;">DONTE DUNN and GREASE HOGG HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Bobby Thomas works over his opponents in a methodical, business-like fashion, using his knees to their full advantage, smartly keeping his distance from anyone too fired up and catching people when they least expect it.

<div style="text-align:center;">SKIP BEAU and TAMA TOMA HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

With grace and malice of forethought, Ozzie Golden suckers his foes in with a smoldering pout, and uses their own momentum against them.

<div style="text-align:center;">FATE and LEAD BELLY HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Looming over the competition, Prometheus lifts up even the heaviest of opponents with ease.

<div style="text-align:center;">SHANE NELSON, AKIMA UMAGA and DESTINY HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED

FINAL SIX

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The five smaller wrestlers quickly decide it’s in their best interests to team up on the gigantic Prometheus. They bombard him with blows and use their combined might to lift him higher and higher and- For some reason, Ozzie Golden suddenly grabs Thrill Seeker and tosses him out.

<div style="text-align:center;">THRILL SEEKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Ozzie is pleased as punch, but Prometheus is now able to break free. He grabs the pretty boy around the throat and hurls him into the second row.

<div style="text-align:center;">OZZIE GOLDEN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

The giant is tired, however. Sean Deeley pounces, charging him against the ropes and going to the ankles, tipping him over the top.

<div style="text-align:center;">PROMETHEUS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Joey Poison runs wild on Deeley and Thomas with flying forearms. Russian Leg Sweep! Twisting Neckbreaker! Deeley suddenly snaps him up and suplexes him over the ropes. Thomas attacks with knee strikes until Shooter hooks him up, over, and out to the floor.

<div style="text-align:center;">BOBBY THOMAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED</div>

Deeley stoically raises his arm in victory... but Joey Poison is still hanging on to the ropes. His feet never touched the floor! He clambers back in, surprises Deeley, and clotheslines him out.

<div style="text-align:center;">SEAN DEELEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

YOUR WINNER... JOEY POISON (14:57)</div>

Davis Ditterich “I’d call that a huge upset. Deeley looked like he had it in the bag, but it’ll be Joey Poison taking on either Alex DeColt or Sean McFly at ‘Chaos In The Cage’.

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THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR CO-MAIN EVENT AND IS FOR HOTSTUFF MARIE

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With some hesitation, Francis Long presents Hotstuff to the crowd as though she is a title belt. Marie looks worried, but nonetheless waves to the crowd.

<div style="text-align:center;">Introducing first, weighing in with a heavy heart and a soul full of sorrow.

Hailing from Forks, Washington. The “Sparkling Vampire”

TRENT SHAFFER

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... and his opponent. He stands at 6’2 inches tall, and weighs in at 260lbs.

From DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia. “The Wild Man”

JACK DECOLT</div>

Davis Ditterich “Accidentally striking Marie DeColt has have been one of the best things to happen to Trent Shaffer. He has used Jack’s anger against him to devastating effect, even managing to get The Wild Man to put Marie on the line in this match.

Catherine Quine “Jack DeColt’s fury got him in this trouble, let’s hope he takes this bout calmly and-

Jack DeColt charges as soon as the bell rings and eats a dropkick from the waiting Sparkling Vampire. Trent ruthlessly presses the advantage, focussing on Jack’s neck with stomps and sharp elbow strikes. Jack tries to fire back, but he’s so blinded with rage he heedlessly charges into dropkicks, enziguris and neckbreakers, again targeting the neck. He manages to corner the Sparkling Vampire and Punch! Him! In!... but he doesn’t get far before Trent counters into a neckbreaker.

Trent locks in Vampiric Embrace (Modified Sleeper). Jack’s fading fast. He tries to stumble out of the ring, but Trent kicks off the ropes to keep it in the ring. Fury rising, he rams Trent into the buckles, but he’s wasting energy and collapses. Francis Long checks his arm. It falls once... twice... Looking into Marie’s eyes, Jack’s fury fades, replaced by calm determination.

Which a switch of the hips, Jack uses his amateur skills to deftly free himself from the hold, and starts calmly controls his opponent with simple and effective mat wrestling. Trent starts to panic as Jack inches closer and closer to locking in End of Days (Bow and Arrow Dragon Sleeper) Shaffer rakes the eyes and flees outside, using Marie as a human shield. Jack’s blood boils, preparing to charge, and- Marie slaps Shaffer!

Jack takes control! Punch! Him! In! The! Face! Wild Ride (Reverse Death Valley Driver). A battered and bloodied Shaffer begs for mercy as Jack hits Heart Burn (Double Foot Stomp) of his own and locks in End of Days. Shaffer taps!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... JACK DECOLT (17:54)</div>

Marie jumps for joy and into an exhausted Jack’s arms. The Wild Man raises his wife high as Shaffer slinks off into the darkness.

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WRESTLEFESTIVAL GROUNDS

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5...

SEAN McFLY finishes putting on his gear. Black boots. Black trunks. Black knee pads.

4...

ALEX DECOLT pulls on his lavish, colourful entrance jacket. Yellow trunks. Tassels on his boots.

3...

McFly stretches, getting as limber as possible.

2...

Alex does some last minute push-ups to get a pump going.

1...

IT’S TIME!

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THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE CGC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

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Introducing first,

SEAN MCFLY

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... and his opponent, standing at 6’4 inches tall. Weighing in at 270lbs. Hailing

from DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia. He is the current,

reigning and defending CGC World Heavyweight Champion.

“The Thinking Man’s DeColt”

ALEX DECOLT</div>

The top titans lock up. Alex overpowers, but McFly uses technique and timing to turn the tables. Back and forth they go, neither man willing to admit defeat in this epic opening lock-up. Tangled in the ropes, Referee Francis Long has to split them up.

McFly grounds the larger man and ties him up in a series of wacky holds. DeColt keeps calm and muscles free with raw power, slamming his opponent from pillar to post. McFly picks up the pace, running the ropes at ludicrous speed, changing direction frequently to disorientate DeColt and strike out with the element of surprise. Again, DeColt keeps calm, intelligently finds the pattern in McFly's complex running, and lays him out with a vicious Throat Thrust. McFly tries to pick up the pace again, but Alex has him figured out, stopping the momentum dead. McFly changes the game again, unleashing stinging knife-edge-chops, but DeColt intelligently counter-punches, targeting pressure points for maximum damage. McFly is reeling, until he busts out an instinctive legsweep-snaplegdrop combo and hoists Alex up for a Sustained Vertical Suplex.

Tommy London "Look at the strength! 26... 27... 28... 29... 30 seconds!"

McFly climbs up top, but takes a split second longer than normal to find his balance on unfamiliar ropes. It’s all Alex needs to dodge the Frog Splash, unleash precision punches, and get McFly up for the Tower Collapse Superplex.

Davis Ditterich “Anything you can do! 26... 27... 28... 29...”

Timing it perfectly, McFly shifts his bodyweight in midair, landing hard on top of Alex. 1... 2... Kick out! Tiring, both men go balls to the wall to try to put away their opponent. High Cross Body. 1... 2... Kick out! Big Powerslam! 1...2 …Kick out. American Figure Four! Fading… fading… ropes. Canadian Backbreaker! Fading… fading… ropes. DeColt Driver (Straightjacket Drop)! 1... 2... Kick out! Delorean Driver (Northern Lights Bomb) 1... 2... Kick out! McFly goes back up top, but Alex climbs to meet him. They battle for supremacy on the top turnbuckles, until McFly's foot slips, ever so slightly. DeColt Driver off the top! 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER AND STILL CGC WORLD CHAMPION... ALEX DECOLT (28:08)</div>

Davis Ditterich “It was as close as anyone has ever come to dethroning Alex DeColt, but in the end it was the home field advantage, the ring itself, that made the difference.”

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Self · September 7, 2013

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RYAN POWELL VS WHIPPY THE CLOWN... C

Alex DeColt Promo... B

CHANDLER & DALAY VS ZEUS & STEVIE... C

Nate Johnson Promo... C

NATE JOHNSON VS SEAN DEELEY... C-

Elite Firing... C

Here Comes The Bride... D+

GARGANTUAN VS RICKY DECOLT... D

Christian Price and the Fortune Teller... C

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS BATTLE ROYALE... C

TRENT SHAFFER VS JACK DECOLT... B

Countdown to Alex/McFly... B+

SEAN MCFLY VS ALEX DECOLT... B

<div style="text-align:center;">FINAL RATING... B

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No injuries. Bah.

The NOTBPW stuff happened for two reasons. One, it was in the works back when this was a multiplayer game. Wallbanger wanted DeColts for a show, and I wanted to play ball. However, I planned to let that idea slip by the wayside until I saw Jack vs Trent do poorly at ‘Luck of the Draw’. I lost confidence that they could headline Night Two, so returned to the old plan for some rather unnecessary card-strengthening. Ultimately, I don’t think it was in the spirit of CGC, but Love/McFly and McFly/DeColt were kinda fun to write.

Oh Missy, you didn’t get over. I didn't expect you to be a superstar at this point, but... Yeah. I wasn't going to let mechanics get in the way of the story I wanted to tell. Live crowd hated the angle.

Next episode will be up Thursday.

christmas_ape · September 7, 2013

Great show! I kept reaching each promo and deciding it was my favourite and then the hot dog one blew it away, some interesting things in the future... assuming the psychic isn't a phony. I know what you mean about McFly being on the card seeming unnecessary but I think you worked NOTBW into the festival perfectly, they made it seem more special without taking too much attention away from your longer running feuds.

Also I think the Backfist is my favourite move in any diary.

Regis · September 7, 2013

Poor Missy Masterson. I love the storyline, love the angles, but the numbers just aren't working out. I don't know what her stats are like, but it seems that the crowds outside of the board just aren't into it.

The real surprise here was Nate vs. Sean. C-? From those two? I'm shocked, I really am! And to see Sean still in the Elite - was not expecting that.

As for Trent vs. Jack, sometimes it just takes one or both wrestlers getting over a particular hump of momentum, or overness, to get a massive spike in match grades. Whatever it took, it seems that you delivered. The thing that shocks me is not that Trent/Jack scored a B, but that Alex/Sean didn't get any better than that!

All told, an awesome couple of shows. Really looking forward to keeping reading this going forward. Although... did you just complain about *not* getting any injuries?

Self · September 7, 2013

Johnson/Deeley suffered from several things. Both men took a popularity and momentum hit from losing the tag match the night before, the match was under 10 minutes, and most importantly, they were both heels. Heel vs Heel never works well. Similarly, McFly/Alex was held back by being Babyface on Babyface. Luckily they're amazing, although they had to settle for 2nd best match of the night, and 3rd best of the weekend. Ricky/Price suffered from the same penalty. Ricky really had a poor WrestleFestival, didn't he? Three sub-par matches.

Missy Masterson's entertainment skills are really solid. They've improved steadily by hanging out with The DeColt Family. Her popularity still sucks though.

Surprise hit of the WrestleFestival? Whippy The Clown. He's on C popularity now. Marginally ahead of Christian Price, who I've actually been giving TV time. Sometimes little wins at the right time sneak up on me. Or maybe he did a secret Youtube show and is Zack Ryder'ing himself. May have to nip that in the bud. Can't have guys getting over without me.

jhd1 · September 7, 2013

I haven't had chance to read the second day of WrestleFestival, but I wanted to say how much I'm enjoying this before I forget. Really excellent and, given my complete lack of interest in CGC prior to reading, it is a testament to the diary's quality that I regular check in to make sure I haven't missed anything!

Very much looking forward to seeing the DeColt machine roll forward under your guidance! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

splitgoose · September 8, 2013

First time commenter here. Self your diary is a treasure. The character, the segments, and now the events just feel perfect for your vision of CGC. I love your version of WrestleFestival I must say. Theres such a new vibe from this diary.

Self · September 12, 2013

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Waterloo University Arena, Ontario

Sunday Week 1 April 2013

5,000 Attendance

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Davis Ditterich “The WrestleFestival is over, but don’t despair, the CGC train rolls on. We’re 6 weeks away from our next PPV extravaganza ‘Chaos In The Cage’. You know what that means. Cage matches and lots of them.”

Catherine Quine “Joey Poison won the ‘Opportunity Knocks’ battle royal to become No.1 Contender to Alex DeColt’s CGC World Title. Tonight he aims to make a statement against The Elite’s Submission specialist, Sean Deeley”

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WHO RULE?

DECOLTS RULE!

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The DeColt Family; ALEX, RICKY and JACK make their way to the ring, MARIE DECOLT on Jack’s arm, CGC World Heavyweight Title around Alex’s waist.

<div style="text-align:center;">RICKY DECOLT

Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to Waterloo University. Welcome

to Canadian Golden Combat. Welcome to DECOLT COUNTRY! Last

week. WrestleFestival. The DeColt Family were assaulted from all

sides. Eddie Chandler. Trent Shaffer. Christian Price. Sean McFly.

The best in the world unleashed hell, but when the smoke cleared

all of the DeColts stood victorious... Well, almost all.

Gargantuan. Everyone watching knows that if it wasn’t for a lunatic

in a wedding dress, I would be the Canadian Champion. You got

lucky. You won the battle, but you haven’t won the war. I’m coming

for you. I’m going to earn myself a rematch, and I won’t stop until

I have that belt around my waist.

JACK DECOLT

... and you’re not going to have to do it alone. Lookit, I’ve been a world

class asshat recently. To the fans, to everyone in the back, and to my

brothers. Ricky, you were trying to help me against Trent, but I wouldn’t

listen, and it nearly cost me everything. But since I beat that Sparkling

weirdo at WrestleFestival it feels like a weight has been lifted off my

shoulders. So now, Ricky, I’m gonna make it up to you! I’m gonna make

it up to the fans! And that’s a DeColt Guarantee!

ALEX DECOLT

Seems like ever since I became CGC World Heavyweight Champion,

there has been an endless line of thugs, liars and cheaters trying to get

this belt by any means necessary. Last week was a change of pace,

when I had the pleasure of defending against an honorable man,

Sean McFly.

In 6 weeks time, I’ll get to defend against another honorable man.

Joey Poison, you beat the odds last week to win this shot, and I

know you’re going to bring your all. Tonight, in the main event

against Sean Deeley, and at ‘Chaos In The Cage’, against me.

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Lead Belly & Grease Hogg

DIRTY WHITE BOYS

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THE ODD COUPLE

Zeus Maxmillion & Stevie Grayson</div>

Davis Ditterich “Zeus & Stevie lost their tag team titles at last week’s WrestleFestival to DaLay & Chandler, and they’re far from happy about it.”

The Odd Couple run wild with unorthodox double teams, until Stevie gets laid out with a belly-butt. The DWB dominate him with drunken thuggery until Grayson ducks, dips, dives and dodges and makes the tag! Zeus explodes with lefts and headbutts, summoning Godlike strength to launch his gigantic opponents around! Twisting Spinebuster to Grease Hogg! Olympian Clutch (Camel Clutch) on Lead Belly. He taps!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNERS... ZEUS & STEVIE (8:04)</div>

The odd couple celebrate, but Zeus isn’t done, picking up a microphone.

<div style="text-align:center;">ZEUS MAXMILLION

The puny mortals DaLay and Chandler have our titles. By the power

of Olympus. We want them back!

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EDDIE CHANDLER and DAN DALAY come to the ring, accompanied by ADRIAN GARCIA.

<div style="text-align:center;">EDDIE CHANDLER

Ooh lalala, mon petit chou. Didn’t Dan DaLay backfist you hard enough

last week? Do you not know when you are beaten? Ze belts look better

on us, no? But we are, how you say, ‘fighting champions’, so ze Elite will

be happy to play with you again. If it’s what you really want, we will give

you your rematch.

ADRIAN GARCIA

Or, you can join us instead.

STEVIE GRAYSON

Are you kidding? We’d never join you!

ADRIAN GARCIA

I wasn’t talking to you, Skittles. This offer is just for your partner. Zeus,

anyone with half a brain can see that you’re carrying this team. So how

about you drop that dead weight and sign on the dotted line. You’re

everything I’m looking for. You’ve got the look. You’ve got the skills. You’ve

got that multi-cultural background that the sponsors are gonna go nuts

for. If you sign with my talent agency I will give you the world. All you’ve

gotta do is ditch the loser.</div>

Stevie advances on Garcia, but DaLay shoves him aside. Zeus squares up to the Giant, and-

<div style="text-align:center;">ADRIAN GARCIA

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not rush to do something we’re all going to

regret. Zeus. I’m going to give you some time to think about my offer.

I know you’ll make the right choice.

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BACKSTAGE

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RICKY DECOLT knocks on the door of a locker room.

<div style="text-align:center;">RICKY DECOLT

Chris? Buddy? I know you’re probably bummed out about the whole

Missy thing, but hot dogs aren’t the answer.... </div>

He enters to the locker room to find CHRISTIAN PRICE doing pull ups. He looks driven. Intense. There’s no junk food or comic books in sight.

<div style="text-align:center;">RICKY DECOLT

... but I guess you already know that. Um... good. Look I hope there’s

no hard feelings about me beating you at WrestleFestival, I-

CHRISTIAN PRICE

Beat me? Ricky. You didn’t beat me. The only reason you got to fight

Gargantuan instead of me was Missy Masterson. Simple truth; I had

you beat. I was the better man. I can beat you. I can beat Gargantuan.

There are people out there who say I’m going to be a great warrior,

Ricky. I’ve just got to get away from a few shadows first. Stop them

taking what’s mine. When I get my shot, I will beat Gargantuan.

RICKY DECOLT

Not if I beat him first.

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FATE VS CHRISTIAN PRICE

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Davis Ditterich “Christian Price is fired up on his quest to regain the Canadian Title.”

Fate plays Christian for a fool with the oldest tricks in the book, including “Look over there”. Price starts laying in with thunderous european uppercuts. Simple. Effective. Unstoppable. Fate goes for the eyes, but Christian scoops him up for the Price Check (TKO). 1... 2... 3!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... CHRISTIAN PRICE (7:40)

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SOOTHSAYER

The future has made its choice, and by my hand the future will see it done.

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GOLDEN PROFILE 09

JOEY POISON

Age… 36 Height… 6’0 Weight… 235lbs

Toronto, Ontario

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Title History: CGC Canadian Champion

Specialty Moves: Antidote Web (Complex Cradle) Twisting Neckbreaker

Combat Connections: Faith (Friend. Good Friend. Special... wait... um...)

In the CGC locker room in 2002, the name Joey Poison was on everyone’s lips. A man barely trained by a distant cousin. A man with the cheapest ring gear in Canada. A man whose embarrassing performances were infamous. A man so blackballed from the industry, he had to start his own promotion to get work. For years, Joey Poison was a joke, and rightly so. Fast forward a decade, and it’s something of a miracle that he has survive the years, let alone flourished into an accomplished fighter, and cult hero in his home province. After years of hearing his name chanted by a vocal minority whenever they went to his native Toronto, Canadian Golden Combat finally gave him a chance in March 2009.

<div style="text-align:center;">"I wasn’t exactly welcomed by the locker room when I was hired.

Good thing I didn’t come in alone."</div>

Being an beautiful woman in wrestling can be a mixed blessing. On the one hand, you’ll find no shortage of guys wanting to help you get places. On the other, most of the places they’ll help you get include a bed and/or Jacuzzi. Young, naive, and completely in awe of wrestlers, Faith has had more than her fair share of attention in Canadian Golden Combat. It’s not easy look out for someone like that, and Joey Poison has had to constantly balance on the line between under and over-protective. Deciding when to let things play out (Grimm Quimble, harmless) or let the forearms fly (The Predators... ugh).

<div style="text-align:center;">“She looks up to me, so I look out for her. I’m being a good friend”</div>

Are they just friends though? Despite the 12 years age difference, the way Faith looks at him sometimes is-

<div style="text-align:center;">“Just friends. Drop it.”</div>

Really? Are you sure?

<div style="text-align:center;">“Yes... mostly.”</div>

Regardless, Faith has been invaluable moral support to Joey Poison, cheering him on throughout a shaky run in CGC. From the highs of his Canadian Title win at (PPV) over Nate Johnson, to the 24-match losing streak that followed him losing the title to Bobby Thomas. Now facing the biggest match of his career, his first World Title match, will the former cult favorite be able to step up his game against Alex DeColt?

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Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by ‘The Agent To The

Stars’ Adrian Garcia. Standing 6’0 tall. Weighing 250lbs. From

Iowa City, Iowa. “Shooter”

SEAN DEELEY

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and his opponent, accompanied to the ring by the lovely Faith, 6’0.

235lbs. Hailing from Toronto, Ontario

JOEY POISON</div>

Davis Ditterich “He may be the number one contender, but Joey Poison is in for a fight tonight.”

Catherine Quine “Looks like Sean Deeley has inherited all of Nate’s sponsors. Good for him.”

Deeley takes off a sponsorship-covered tracksuit to reveal a sponsorship-covered singlet. He doesn’t thrilled with it. ‘Shooter’ pounces in for takedowns early, but gets caught with a series of quick roll ups. Poison begins locking in the Antidote Web (complex cradle) but Deeley pops his hips and executes a brutal German Suplex. Deeley stalks his prey, shooting in with animalistic fury on every possibly weakness. Every joint manipulated. Every tendon stretched.

Energized by Faith’s cheerleading, Poison manages to break free and attack with a flurry of flying forearms. Russian Legsweep! Twisting Neckbreaker! He goes for the Antidote Web again, but Deeley up-kicks him in the face, pounces, and locks in the Seated Arm Stretch. Poison fights and fight and... Taps out!

<div style="text-align:center;">YOUR WINNER... SEAN DEELEY (14:19)</div>

Adrian Garcia immediately hits the ring to cover Deeley in as many sponsorship logos as possible. Joey Poison is devastated.

Davis Ditterich “Despite this loss, Joey Poison will go on to Chaos In The Cage to face Alex DeColt.”

Catherine Quine “He’s going to have to step up his game if he’s stand a chance against the Champion.”

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Self · September 12, 2013

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DeColt Family Promo... B

DIRTY WHITE BOYS VS ZEUS & STEVIE... C

The Elite Make An Offer ... C

Ricky & Christian Meeting... B-

FATE VS CHRISTIAN PRICE... C-

Soothsayer Promo… C+

Golden Profile: Joey Poison... C+

SEAN DEELEY VS JOEY POISON... C-

<div style="text-align:center;">FINAL RATING... C

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Next time on Title Bout Wrestling...

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

Greylocke · September 12, 2013

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison (I did say I'll be rooting for Clown Powell. I'm a man of my word!)

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

Voeltzwagon · September 12, 2013

Ultimate sadness at seeing the score Deeley and Poison pulled. I figured they could at least pull off a C, but more expected a C+ to B- from those two. I have a feeling the chemistry fairy hit. <img alt="

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March · September 12, 2013

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

Midnightnick · September 12, 2013

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

smwilliams · September 12, 2013

Dang Poison and Deeley did not go off well. Happens, I suppose.

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

Rickymex · September 12, 2013

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

TakerNGN74 · September 13, 2013

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

Just got caught up on everything, I Really like this dynasty. I thought it was a great idea to bring in Sean McFly and Owen love to wrestle at CGC WrestleFestival Day 1 and having Sean McFly challenge Alex DeColt for the World Title at Wrestle Festival Day 2. It really adds to the event that you were able to bring in guys from NOTBPW so I commend you on that. Keep up the great work!

christmas_ape · September 13, 2013

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas vs Jack & Ricky DeColt

Pow Wow The Clown vs Joey Poison

Dan DaLay vs Stevie Grayson

Self · September 16, 2013

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King Edward Multiplex, British Columbia

Sunday Week 2 April 2013

5,000 Attendance

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Davis Ditterich “Last week, Joey Poison suffered a devastating loss on the road to challenging Alex DeColt for the CGC World Title. Can he turn it around?”

Catherine Quine “Also, Ricky DeColt gets his hands on Gargantuan for the first time since WrestleFestival. Can he earn a rematch with the Canadian Champion? Tag Team Action! Tonight!”

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WHO RULE?

DECOLTS RULE!

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ALEX DECOLT

‘Chaos In The Cage’ is 5 weeks away, and I don’t want to spend all

of it talking. So Joey Poison, get out here. Let’s say our piece.

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A nervous JOEY POISON makes his way to the ring.

ALEX DECOLT

Last week, you had a tough break. You came up against a submission

master in Sean Deeley and you came up short. Now there’s no harm

in that, but it seems like you’ve been coming up short a lot lately. Having

a lot of tough breaks. Except for one moment. One shining moment at

WrestleFestival when you became No.1 Contender to my title. So was

that skill? Or was it just luck?

JOEY POISON

I... err...

ALEX DECOLT

Are you a puzzle for me to solve? Or not?

JOEY POISON

Um... shit.

ALEX DECOLT

Come on, Joey. There must be something you want to say to me.

JOEY POISON

Yeah... you, um... You may be the Thinking Men’s Decolt, but I'm going

tear the roof off that cage at ‘Chaos At The... cage’. I'll be the unstoppable

object versus the immovable force. You're the unstoppable ob... wait..

I'm the... shit. I'm going knock you down. Off your castle. I-

Alex takes the microphone off of him.

ALEX DECOLT

Tell you what. For the next 5 weeks, I’m going to be training for a

war. Training for blood. Training for brutality. Training to take on one

of the most dangerous men on the planet. I’ve seen you do amazing

things in that ring, but can you be that man, Joey? Can you step up

your game to survive at the top? Because at ‘Chaos In The Cage’

you’re going to be locked inside a steel cage with the CGC World

Heavyweight Champion, and you’d better bring everything you’ve got.

Alex DeColt looks into Joey Poison’s eyes and shakes his hand. Poison can’t even make eye contact.

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/w Whippy POW WOW THE CLOWN VS JOEY POISON /w Faith

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Davis Ditterich “He’s No.1 contender to the World Title, but Joey Poison will be looking to bounce back after a poor showing last week.”

Catherine Quine “Ryan Powell makes a ridiculous looking clown.”

‘Pow Wow’ yells at Whippy for making a balloon animal for Faith at ringside, and gets caught in a series of quick roll ups. He scores a cheap shot and presses the advantage, bending the rules as much as possible, until Poison battles back. Flying Forearm. Russian Legsweep. Twisting Neckbreaker. In desperation, Pow-Wow hastily mimes a wall. Poison freezes, confused. Star Treatment (Super Kick) 1... 2... 3!

YOUR WINNER... POW-WOW THE CLOWN (8:23)

Catherine Quine “Oh My God! Ryan Powell just won a match!!!”

Davis Ditterich “Not only that, our number one contender has-

Catherine Quine “I repeat, Ryan Powell just won his first match of 2013!!!”

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DECOLT LOCKER ROOM

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Soothing music plays, as JACK DECOLT and HOTSTUFF MARIE sit cross-legged on the floor, meditating. Marie is perfectly relaxed, breathing steady, at peace. Jack is completely tense, breathing uneven, entirely uncomfortable. He notices RICKY DECOLT watching them, and hops up to his feet, embarrassed and angry.

JACK DECOLT

Hey, err.... I was just... um... You ready??? You fired up??? Let’s do this!

Let’s punch someone in the face!

RICKY DECOLT

Yeah... I was thinking. Maybe I’ll get Alex to team with me tonight. You

seem pretty busy with... whatever this is.

JACK DECOLT

You want Alex instead of me??? Why???

RICKY DECOLT

Because last time I had you watching my back you went chasing after

Trent Shaffer, and abandoned me to get my ass kicked. Twice. Now I

get why you did it. I can forgive, but I can’t forget, and I can’t run the

risk of you messing this up for me tonight. It’s too important. If I beat

Gargantuan & Bobby Thomas, I’ll be in line for a rematch for

the Canadian Title-

JACK DECOLT

And I gave my word that I was going to help you. You don’t trust

me any more? I’m your brother. You don’t think I want another

piece of Gargantuan after WrestleFestival? Believe me I do. My

eye is on the prize. I’m not going to mess this up for you, and

that’s a DeColt Guarantee.

RICKY DECOLT

Fine. Don’t make me regret this.

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/w Adrian Garcia DAN DALAY VS STEVIE GRAYSON

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Davis Ditterich “The Elite have offered Zeus Maxmillion a place within their ranks, but he’ll have to give up his tag team with Stevie Grayson to do so.”

Catherine Quine “Both men may be using this match to prove to Zeus which is the stronger side.”

Grayson peppers him with hit and run tactics until DaLay answers with a Big Boot. The Giant Amongst Giants beats him down with clubbing blows and charges into the turnbuckles, until Stevie dodges, ducks, dips, dives and- BACKFIST! Stevie is out!

YOUR WINNER... DAN DALAY (6:55)

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BACKSTAGE

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Mortals watch in awe as The Bronzed God; ZEUS MAXMILLION, is interviewed by PHIL VIBERT.

PHIL VIBERT

Zeus Maxmillion, you have been offered a chance to be represented

by the ‘Agent To The Stars’ Adrian Garcia. Sponsorships. Endorsement

deals. Membership into The Elite. The only catch? You have to give up

your partnership with Stevie Grayson. Have you made a decision?

ZEUS MAXMILLION

By the power of Olympus, the choice weighs heavy on my mind. The

puny mortal Adrian, of house Elite, offers me countless riches... but the

puny mortal Stevie, Son of Gray, has been a worthy companion in the

past. He can operate the magical music box. He can command

horseless chariot. He-

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Suddenly, NATE JOHNSON blitzes in from out of nowhere and starts beating down Zeus.

NATE JOHNSON

You think you’re Elite??? You think you can take my place??? I’m Elite!

I deserve those endorsement deals! I want my tracksuit back!

Security rush in and pull Johnson away.

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Introducing first, standing 6’1, weighing in at 247lbs. Hailing from Hamilton, Ontario.

“Just Business”

BOBBY THOMAS

... and his partner, standing 7 feet tall. Weighing 425lbs. Born in a classified

location. he is the current, reigning CGC Canadian Champion.

He has no name. He has no home. He is simply...

GARGANTUAN

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and their opponents, they hail from DeColt Country, Vancouver, British Columbia...

First, standing at 6’3, weighing in at 240lbs, “The Man Without Fear”

RICKY DECOLT

... and his partner. Accompanied to the ring by Hotstuff Marie. He stands

at 6’2 inches tall, and weighs in at 260lbs.“The Wild Man”

JACK DECOLT

Davis Ditterich “Ricky DeColt wants a rematch for the Canadian Title, but can he trust his brother to have his back?”

Catherine Quine “Gargantuan picked up wins over both Jack & Ricky as the DeColt WrestleFestival. An amazing feat from the genetically enhanced killing machine.”

Jack and Marie meditate in the corner. Thomas chuckles. Jack tries to not get mad.

Jack tries to initiate some classic DeColt double teams early, but Ricky has no interest, leaving ‘The Wild Man’ open to a High Knee. Thomas works Jack over in methodical, business-like fashion, using his knees to their full advantage, while Gargantuan throws him around with frightening ease. Jack’s rage builds and builds until he explodes! Right hands! Instead of tagging out, he mounts Bobby in the corner and starts to Punch! Him! In! The- Gargantuan clubs from behind. On the apron, Ricky is understandably annoyed.

Thomas and Gargantuan use Jack’s temper against him. Stuck in Thomas’ body-scissors (“Bobby Scissors”?) he locks eyes with Ricky on the apron and forces himself to calm down, replacing fury with calm determination. Which a switch of the hips, Jack uses his amateur skills to free himself and make the tag! Ricky DeColt runs wild with high-impact, high-risk offense. Missile Dropkick! Running Bulldog! High Fly Elbow! Thomas tries to sneak up, but Jack tackles him out of the ring. Fury takes over, and he starts to single-mindedly Punch! Him! In! The! Face! Inside, Ricky has the genetically modified beast of wobbly legs, until Gargantuan uses the referee as a shield, distracting long enough for- Chokeslam! 1... 2... Kick out. Gargantuan goes for the Unreal Clothesline...

... Jack shoves his brother out of the way and eats it instead. Ricky knocks Gargantuan out of the ring and finishes Thomas with the DeColt 45 (Inverted Roll DDT)!

YOUR WINNERS... RICKY & JACK DECOLT (15:02)

Davis Ditterich “Jack may not be completely over his anger issues, but he was there when Ricky needed him. DeColts win!”

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PARKING LOT

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JOEY POISON storms through the parking lot, furious at himself. Strange Chimes draw his attention to a robed figure, hiding in the shadows.

SOOTHSAYER

Don’t despair, Joey Poison. I see the future, and the future has great

plans for you.

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