Editor6 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <p>"How many times is La Sombra Jr going to win the Campeanato de Mexico?"</p><p> </p><p> "How many times is La Sombra Jr going to job to Gino?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why are all the rudo luchadoras made to look like utter chumps? And why did you turn Queen Amazon tecnico?"</p><p> </p><p> "Brooke Tyler? Really?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why is El Critico still in main events?" (Because La Sombra Jr's overness-capped, you idiots.)</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <p>"First a bear, now a panda too? And you've got a guy running around carrying a snake! What is this, a zoo or a wrestling company?"</p><p> </p><p> "Come up with some original ideas of your own and stop ripping off Harry Potter and Jungle Book!"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"First a bear, now a panda too? And you've got a guy running around carrying a snake! What is this, a zoo or a wrestling company?"<p> </p><p> "Come up with some original ideas of your own and stop ripping off Harry Potter and Jungle Book!"</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Grab Garry the Entertainer, btw.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmiller2010 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <p>"Why do The Heart Throbs get more tv time than the Dudleys?!"</p><p> </p><p> "Why hasn't Cena lost....clean, cheap, or dirty all year?!"</p><p> </p><p> "Are you ever going to use the cruiserweights again?!"</p><p> </p><p> "Why is Trish the champ but hasn't been seen in nearly 4 months?"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Grab Garry the Entertainer, btw.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Already done. I actually recommended him to another player in another topic (the one looking for Comedy workers) earlier today.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinStorm Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 "Who the hell thought Ric Flair vs Sting as the Starrcade 2001 main event was a good idea? Who thought Flair becoming World champion in 2001 was a good idea?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icecold Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <p>"push Akira Tozawa.... Come on..."</p><p> </p><p> "CIMA, again?"</p><p> </p><p> " Whatever happened to Naruki Doi?"</p><p> </p><p> " Generico, Yaaaay! Oh he quit again.... Boooo!"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrykieran2 Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 <p>Stop making so many stables </p><p> </p><p> Stop having your main titles held by the leader of a stable</p><p> </p><p> Most of your champions are heels 75% of the time until a big 4 when the babyfaces always win</p><p> </p><p> why did you make Tyler Bate the youngest ever world champion?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Tommaso Ciampa corrupting John Cena to turn him heel was dumb</p><p> </p><p> Ronda Rousey is overpushed (she gets 90+ in ring performances, sue me)</p><p> </p><p> Roman Reigns as a heel sucks</p><p> </p><p> Big E vs Kofi Kingston main evented Wrestlemania, what happened to this company?</p><p> </p><p> Why do you like Samoa Joe so much?</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteroid Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 ...they Closed Again!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stratusfaction Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I'm currently playing Impact Wrestling. "Who?" "Why is the WWE always stealing their stars?" "Oh look another 6 woman tag match... how original." "How many personalities and managers does this company need?" "What is a Pursuit channel?" "Oh look another 3 month tournament.... how original." "Does anyone actually subscribe to the Global Wrestling Network?" "How many tours of the UK do they really need to do every year?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batsnumbereleven Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 <p>As TCW (2008 start. Now in late 2010):</p><p> </p><p> "Are you trying to kill SWF off by stealing all their good wrestlers?" (Yes!)</p><p> </p><p> "Seriously? The New Wave are still together?" (Yes, pushing them as singles seems redundant)</p><p> </p><p> "Ugh! Eric Eisen versus Enygma? Again?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why is RDJ jobbing to all these SWF guys?"</p><p> </p><p> "Really? Another jobber tag team?"</p><p> </p><p> "Any chance of Tommy Cornell losing clean?" (errr, no, not really).</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 <p>General for all the games I play.</p><p> </p><p> "Historian... How many cowboys can you have on your roster?" All of them. The answer is all of them.</p><p> </p><p> "Did you sign another Big heavyweight?" Yes. I did. Give me all of the big heavyweights.</p><p> </p><p> "Another second generation wrestler." Yes. I love pedigrees in wrestling. Family connections. Etc... Give them all to me. I'd build a roster of just second generation (or greater) wrestlers if I could.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudo_Nym Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 <p>My fans are mostly:</p><p> </p><p> Whirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirr *chnk* whirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirr *chnk* whirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirr *chnk* whirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirr *chnk* whirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirrwhirr *chnk*</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bombadil Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I'm running a PG version of ECW and lost most of their iconic guys to drugs or poaching. I have more trouble imagining an ECW fan that DOESN'T gripe about my show, but this Too Cold Scorpio/Iron Sheik feud is MONEY I tell ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unwound Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 <p>WWE from mid 2016, progressed a fair bit since then:</p><p> "Kevin Nash as 205 Live GM? Ugh." (Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue)</p><p> "The Talking Smack guest hosts whilst Renee was on holiday. For every great (Joe Rogan, Eric Andre, Henry Rollins) there's one that's absolutely trash (Logan Paul? Who the heck was that English guy, Partridge? Pitbull?)" (Put some respect on Alan Partridge's name mate, iconic character in the UK and the home fans loved it. Logan Paul...yeah, I won't defend, but I won't tolerate any Mr Worldwide slander)</p><p> "The #SquadGoals stable. Dolph, Kenny, Mikey and Dana can get in the bin. Awful, cringeworthy, garbage." (Anything that works the boomers into a shoot is doing stellar work with me)</p><p> "Why doesn't creative tell Baron Corbin to just shave it all off bro?" (Because that balding/long hair combo makes him look more like a proper villain?)</p><p> "Giving TJP "The Bunny" costume...for what purpose?" (Look, I don't want to see him dabbing mid match and deep down I know you don't either)</p><p> "Asuka as Becky Lynch's attacker? Turning Asuka heel? Having her lose the streak and title on a B PPV in England?" (It was her or Sasha, she's a great villain, and sometimes you need to just mix it up a little)</p><p> "Bring back CM Punk! Bring back Cody Rhodes! Bring back Damien Sandow!" (No, no and thrice no)</p><p> "Mauro, Taz and Matt Striker on the same commentary table? *reaches for the mute button*" (Look mate it's better than JBL or Josh Mathews isn't it?)</p><p> "Bobby Roode vs Jinder Mahal? Yikes." (Just wait until the double turn, then you'll see...)</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewZealandfan Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 WWE from mid 2016, progressed a fair bit since then: "Kevin Nash as 205 Live GM? Ugh." (Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue) "The Talking Smack guest hosts whilst Renee was on holiday. For every great (Joe Rogan, Eric Andre, Henry Rollins) there's one that's absolutely trash (Logan Paul? Who the heck was that English guy, Partridge? Pitbull?)" (Put some respect on Alan Partridge's name mate, iconic character in the UK and the home fans loved it. Logan Paul...yeah, I won't defend, but I won't tolerate any Mr Worldwide slander) "The #SquadGoals stable. Dolph, Kenny, Mikey and Dana can get in the bin. Awful, cringeworthy, garbage." (Anything that works the boomers into a shoot is doing stellar work with me) "Why doesn't creative tell Baron Corbin to just shave it all off bro?" (Because that balding/long hair combo makes him look more like a proper villain?) "Giving TJP "The Bunny" costume...for what purpose?" (Look, I don't want to see him dabbing mid match and deep down I know you don't either) "Asuka as Becky Lynch's attacker? Turning Asuka heel? Having her lose the streak and title on a B PPV in England?" (It was her or Sasha, she's a great villain, and sometimes you need to just mix it up a little) "Bring back CM Punk! Bring back Cody Rhodes! Bring back Damien Sandow!" (No, no and thrice no) "Mauro, Taz and Matt Striker on the same commentary table? *reaches for the mute button*" (Look mate it's better than JBL or Josh Mathews isn't it?) "Bobby Roode vs Jinder Mahal? Yikes." (Just wait until the double turn, then you'll see...) The Kevin Nash one made me chuckle out loud lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rufc4eva Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 WCW 97 Montreal aftermath save When will the nWo ever end it won't I'm booking them like bullet club, in that I just replace the leader when I think it's getting stale. Why the hell is Buff Bagwell getting a main event push Because I'm in charge and I said so. Jeff Jarrett is not main event level See above, also I liked his IRL heel run in WCW as world champ. Mortal Kombat stable, are you sure Vince didn't send you here to kill WCW I needed something for Glacier to do and pairing him with Mortis, Wrath & James Vandenburg just made sense at the time. Why is Chris Benoit a jobber he's one of the most talented guys on the roster My crystal ball showed me an evil act he will commit in the future and I refuse to push him because of that prophecy. You turned Goldberg heel ! What The Actual F#@k The fans started souring on his undefeated streak so I decided to make him a cocky heel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rufc4eva Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just fire him then. If you’re so strongly opposed to what he did, why do you keep paying him? Because of the worker morale hit I would take on workers I want to keep who are his friends so I will job him out until his contract ends and then I will let him leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashasheen Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Because of the worker morale hit I would take on workers I want to keep who are his friends so I will job him out until his contract ends and then I will let him leave. Just do what I do: I delete Chris Benoit and Nancy Sullivan out of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 My Piledriver Wrestling fans: "If we wanted to watch a small time development promotion, we'd switch to RIPW. When will you finally think big?" My EMLL fans: "The whole 'emulating a fighting videogame' thing sounded fun, but we're not sure it's really working for a wrestling promotion." My NGW fans: "Shows in the B range and you're still struggling to expand past Europe???" My GSW fans: "Keep it real, homie. No matter what" My BCG fans: "Is this dead? Can we switch to the southside_hitmen version for good?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juce Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 <p>Usually play as TCW or a revival of HGC</p><p> </p><p> "Oh great another big menacing dark character. How many of these talentless hacks do they need?"</p><p> </p><p> "Oh look Rocky Golden is tag teaming with another nobody indy guy."</p><p> </p><p> "Why is Rocky Golden always in interviews with these indy guys?"</p><p> </p><p> "Look another big menacing character destroying Rocky Golden but no big payoff match."</p><p> </p><p> "When will we get the rematch between Aaron Andrews and Rocky Golden?"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LigerLiger Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Peria" data-cite="Peria" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Also me: Another year long IWGP Heavyweight title reign for Tanahashi you say? Better give him the G1 too, just in case.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>...they Closed Again!?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> This post hurts</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Me booking literally any American company:</strong></p><p> </p><p> "Why do we have so many Japanese guys? Is this Wrestlemania or The Great Voyage in Yokohama?"</p><p> </p><p><strong> Me booking literally any Japanese company:</strong></p><p> </p><p> "Why do we have so many foreign guys? Is this the Champion Carnival or the damn World Cup?"</p><p> </p><p> "What did you bring Jushin Liger in for?"</p><p> </p><p> "What did you bring Great Sasuke in for?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you keep megapushing all the young lions?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you always push Marufuji over KENTA?"</p><p> </p><p> "When will Speed Muscle win a f* title?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you shave the hair of Ryo Saito every year?"</p><p> </p><p> "What is Atsushi Onita doing on this Traditional/LuchaResu promotion?"</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Me booking WWE/WCW/TNA/etc:</strong></p><p> </p><p> "Why is every -weekly show- the same?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why does -top guy- have to cut two ten minute promos every show?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why is the opening match always mexican or japanese guys doing flips?"</p><p> </p><p> "What is this guy doing with the women's division?"</p><p> </p><p> "Whatever happened to those funny skits -low card guy- was doing?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why is every main event a tag match unless the storyline is ending?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do whoever just wrestled have to banter afterwards?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why does Vader always lose by Rage DQ?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why does every show start with a Modern TV Opening Version 2?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why does every go-home show end with a brawl after a tag match?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why does every storyline start with Guy A attacking Guy B for no reason?"</p><p> </p><p> "These guys nearly killed eachother last week and you give them a 15 minute talk segment? Is this wrestling or the Presidential debate?"</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Me booking literally anything:</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> "Why is every storyline just promo promo tag match promo promo tag match promo promo singles match promo?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you keep having Meiko Satomura getting pins in intergender tag matches?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you put eight guys in a stable if only 3 of them ever get screen time?"</p><p> </p><p> "Do you really need to have everyone and their mothers beat Cody Rhodes?"(answer is yes, I do)</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Me booking CVerse:</strong></p><p> </p><p> "Why do you insist on pushing Antonio Del Veccio?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why does Hugh De Aske change gimmicks every other day and twice on PPVs?"</p><p> </p><p> "This is SWF what the hell is El Mitico Jr. doing in the main event?"</p><p> </p><p> I <em>might </em>be a horrible booker.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackman Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="PuroJoshi" data-cite="PuroJoshi" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"I'm sure I'll come up with something after I hire them"<p> - Me lying to myself every time a wrestler I like becomes available</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Hehe, it's a common pitfall. The vices of men. :-(</p><p> </p><p> At least we can understand WWE's situation better.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Liger!Liger!" data-cite="Liger!Liger!" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"Why is the opening match always mexican or japanese guys doing flips?"</div></blockquote><p> Because <em>it gets the crowd hotter</em>. No wrestling show ever kicked off strong with a slow, mat based grappling clinic. <img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Liger!Liger!" data-cite="Liger!Liger!" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"Why do you keep having Meiko Satomura getting pins in intergender tag matches?"</div></blockquote><p> Because she's a better worker than every female wrestler and most of the males too <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairToFace Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 <p>For me, people probably think "Do your own work and stop asking for help."</p><p> For the rare diaries, it's probably "Stop bringing us in, then leaving us."</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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