Bigelow Cartwheel Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Best reply in the thread, thank you for the laugh!<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Ha, thanks.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rone Rivendale Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 <p>"Not everyone has to wrestle on every card!" (yes, they do)</p><p> </p><p> "Your a local company, why is there 20 people on your roster?"</p><p> </p><p> "Do we have to listen to an 8 minute promo between your main event match participants to open EVERY show?" (yes, you do)</p><p> </p><p> "You can't have women beating men!" (Watch me)</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 <p>Why did you hire Bryan Holmes? YOUR COMPANY HAS NO POPULARITY YOU IDIOT YOU'RE GOING BANKRUPT.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Little did they know, I </em><em><strong>did</strong></em><em> go bankrupt. As well as my other 5 RtG attempts. fufufu</em></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianc2008 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 <p>Current save:</p><p> </p><p> C'mon, hire someone we've heard of!: Well, I may have some money but I'm trying to get this promotion off the ground and I don't want to go bankrupt too quickly.</p><p> </p><p> Why did you hire women? Our promotion doesn't want to see women's matches: Missed that when I chose the type of promotion this was going to be. Plus, I do kind of need women to keep from being penalized...</p><p> </p><p> Push Nick Brubaker, not Ali!: Started those storylines in the first month. I can't help that you changed your mind on top villain after only two months. I'm trying for continuity here; I don't want to be WWE.</p><p> </p><p> Find a monster heel!: Working on it. Problem is that most of the people that are free agents are all these skinny types. Placing one of them as a monster would be like hiring DJ Qualls to scare Dwayne Johnson.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jomosensual Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 "Why are there so many people on your roster?" "Why are there 500 tag teams on your roster?" "Total Mayhem doesn't need over 20 matches, the show goes on for like 12 hours" "The TCW Network doesn't have enough content on it" "Why aren't they pushing ____ harder! They're so over"(I have a lot of over people and not enough time to push them all at the level they should be) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defmall Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Forgot to mention: "Why do you keep pushing Japanese talent? This is the WWE! They're not over here in the States...!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Collin Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 This is a great thread Also guilty. Well, other than for showing a bit of skin. So definite misogynist. Mine would be the opposite, I just booked the first ever female world champion at my version of Wrestlemania, I guess a lot of fans would be unhappy about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad News Fryer Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Probably that I keep pushing Heidenreich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noknuckles Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I thought this was a wrestling show. Why am I watching Lindsay Sugar trying to get into culinary school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappyboy Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I thought this was a wrestling show. Why am I watching Lindsay Sugar trying to get into culinary school? That sounds awesome. I want to live in your game universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylocke Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 <p>"Your first ever World Champion is a bear? What the **** did I just watch?"</p><p> </p><p> "It's January! Why do you still have someone dressed up as Santa Claus on your show?!"</p><p> </p><p> "You run a 45-minute show have less than 20 minutes-worth of wrestling!"</p><p> </p><p> "You need to pay that stripper girl more. Not only does she gets your highest segments of the night, she also does all the refereeing and interviewer jobs. That's exploitation!"</p><p> </p><p> "You're using this Heidenreich guy too much. And he can't even wrestle! He should just retire already and be a manager!"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peria Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 <p>I don't know if they'd complain but...</p><p> </p><p> Me: Has Nakamura, Goto, Suzuki, William Regal, Ishii, CM Punk, Samoa Joe, Masato Tanaka, Satoshi Kojima, SUWAMA, Hiroyoshi Tenzan, and more all rated as "excellent" workers, not in time decline.</p><p> </p><p> Also me: Another year long IWGP Heavyweight title reign for Tanahashi you say? Better give him the G1 too, just in case.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> I can't figure it out, but I just... can't stop. I mean, at least it is Tanahashi, and I'm in Japan, so they aren't hating on it, r-right?</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Black Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"Your first ever World Champion is a bear? What the **** did I just watch?"</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OMjsXUCzrcU?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Tracy Smothers vs A Bear"></iframe></div></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>"It's January! Why do you still have someone dressed up as Santa Claus on your show?!"</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> We should keep Christmas in our hearts all year long.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoganRodzen Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 <p>"Do you ever sign anyone for less than 10 year deals?" (Unless they are on an excursion)</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you sign such top talent that we all know won't be here in two months?" (To push ratings and put guys over on the way out, regardless of how they feel)</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you always put jobbers together and expect us to think they are some hot new tag team?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why did you let Rocky Golden become New England Heavyweight Champion just two months after his scandal blew over? We didn't forget what he said about those two men out to dinner." (Refer to #2)</p><p> </p><p> "Steve DeColt is the best colour commentator of all time! Who the hell is this Brett Dale guy and why is he the Voice of CWB?"</p><p> </p><p> "Cristobal Pardo is a jerk! He pretended like he was going to sign an autograph and ripped up my program!" (the fan Pardo argued with in the parking lot after a show)</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatIsraeliGuy Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I'm a regional company from Texas called Wrestling Premier League lead by Joel Bryant and most of my main event, including the champ, Cali Slick, are men of colour, so I assume it's quite racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 "You use the same formula for the last fifteen years besides for any tournament. Shake it up. Make the Rumble more uprising. Why did you let The Rock and Austin go? Why do you keep bringing The Road Warriors back every two years Why did you move Liger from the Lightweight division. Give Benoit or Jericho the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadian Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 <p>A singles match here or there would be nice...</p><p> </p><p> (I focus heavy on faction rivalries and usually build 3 or 5 man units. The factions enjoy politics and intrigue in addition to their matches. Many matches are 3-4 way matches. 2v2s and 1v1s are usually reserved for special situations).</p><p> </p><p> You have quite a few locals!</p><p> </p><p> (I hire locals who are decent safety to put over those who otherwise would never win. I don't use any push beneath lower midcard, and only really use it to designate eternal jobbers and newly onboarded talent.)</p><p> </p><p> Most storylines never really resolve!</p><p> </p><p> (There are about 6 running storylines on two different brands. People rotate in and out of them but rarely do new storylines start or old ones end. Each storyline has a primary faction or title, and everyone else rotates in and out. There is a Singles Main Event, Tag Main Event, Trios Midcard, and Singles Midcard all in play. There is also a women's division featuring a tag and singles belt, but not enough roster power to justify a trios belt yet.)</p><p> </p><p> We love your tournaments!</p><p> </p><p> (I hold four mega events through the year where stories culminate. After each one, a tournament season begins - world title, tag title, trios tile, and intercontinential championship. Each season, that belt is defended more often and heavily focused on. Each tournament, a series of 3-4 way matches every week determines who gains entrance to "Great Clash" a royal rumble where the winner gets a shot at that championship at the next "big four" in the co-main event. And I am willing to put in a top tier tag team or two members of a second hot storyline to elebeinvate any match needed into the spot Each PPV other than "the big four" are seasonal turning points, every story told in four parts, using the first 3 to lead in, and the fourth to culminate). </p><p> </p><p> Everyone can't be a star!</p><p> </p><p> (I like to take people who I like and attempt to push them and get them over. I also like to keep everyone's momentum above "neutral" unless they're being doghoused for some reason).</p><p> </p><p> Too many stars are in perpetual limbo.</p><p> </p><p> (Actually, they're in factions - and the primary focus is building the brand of the faction. As stars rise, they usually conquer, take over, or found factions - though there are occasional lone wolf characters. This can result in the feeling of stars moving nowhere on the roster despite the stories moving forward and characters moving forward, the stars always seem to remain locked in their position).</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn michaels Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 <p>"Your product is bland as hell."</p><p> </p><p> "You are out of touch."</p><p> </p><p> "You are not presenting actual stories."</p><p> </p><p> "Too many post match attacks or tag teams matches to develop feuds, playah!"</p><p> </p><p> "Why are you signing everyone?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why are you signing everyone to 10 year deals?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why are you signing anyone away from other promotions?"</p><p> </p><p> "Why do you keep using old guys over the new breed?"</p><p> </p><p> And yet i keep counting the money and watching the growth while I get away with stuff like a 60+ year old Sting being world champ.</p><p> </p><p> I'm pretty much Vince McMahon. Business is business. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewZealandfan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 <p>My opened early ROH 92 now in 95</p><p> </p><p> 1) "Lance Storm & Jerry Lynn are not the future of wrestling stop shoving them down our throats".</p><p> </p><p> 2) "That Jim Crocett Jr. Is strait up crazy letting Juvi go one of the most over guys on the roster over a little backstage scuffle crazy #justiceforjuvi".</p><p> </p><p> 3)"We all love giving the old school guys one last run but Demolition with a two year title run come on dude you have Harlem Heat, New Age Outlaws, The Hardy Boyz to name a few and we have Demolition really dude".</p><p> </p><p> 4) "Pull the trigger on Jericho already you douche"</p><p> </p><p> 5) "Could Mortis be anymore of a Undertaker rip off".</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranmilne Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 <p>Being to my game world with barbed wire related matches what Vince Russo is to Pole Matches IRL. </p><p> </p><p> I've had Barbed Wire Massacres, Barbed Wire Boards, Barbed Wire on a Pole, Barbed Wire guard rails, barbed wire floor mats, barbed wire wrapped light tubes. Basically If I can make it in the match creator and can add barbed wire to it, I will.</p><p> </p><p> I'm currently building up to a Barbed Wire Cage War Games Match.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichWolf Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 <p>"This company claims to focus on european wrestlers but 3 out of 4 champions are not from europe!"</p><p> </p><p> "Oh great, another tag match"</p><p> </p><p> "Can the main event babyfaces actually win a match once or twice?"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkb9 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 <p>"So you're just going to make Shimmer into WWE-lite, huh?"</p><p> </p><p> "I'd rather watch Stardom"</p><p> </p><p> "No homegrown talent"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvdWarrior Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 <p>Things actual TCW fans have been overheard saying in TCW's official feedback channels:</p><p> </p><p> "Heaven forbid, the ALMIGHTY Sammy Bach should ever actually lose a match..."</p><p> </p><p> "They put THIS GUY in charge of a wrestling company????? Seriously???? What, was The Minor Annoyance not available???"</p><p> </p><p> "...And Killer Shark and Titan are STILL Tag Team Champions. Merry Christmas, wrestling fans! I hope you like crap!"</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewZealandfan Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="dvdWarrior" data-cite="dvdWarrior" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46586" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Things actual TCW fans have been overheard saying in TCW's official feedback channels:<p> </p><p> "Heaven forbid, the ALMIGHTY Sammy Bach should ever actually lose a match..."</p><p> </p><p> "They put THIS GUY in charge of a wrestling company????? Seriously???? What, was The Minor Annoyance not available???"</p><p> </p><p> "...And Killer Shark and Titan are STILL Tag Team Champions. Merry Christmas, wrestling fans! I hope you like crap!"</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> The titans one made me lol there not that bad if you keep the matches short and use there mence with a good mouth peice lol.</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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