WWE: Rebirth

[D16NJD16]

3 things I like about this diary and the last show: - The Backseat Boys~! -Melinas picture just being a shot of her ass -The prospect of Teddy Hart Vs. Hardcore Holly in reality

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=D16NJD16;179234]3 things I like about this diary and the last show: - The Backseat Boys~! -Melinas picture just being a shot of her ass -The prospect of Teddy Hart Vs. Hardcore Holly in reality[/QUOTE] Hehe, the Backseat Boyz were always a favourite of mine in EWR, so I continue to hire them in most games to this day, and I've only actually seen a few videos of them wrestling, but they seem pretty good. Yeah, I got sick of posting the headshot, then the buttshot, so I just used the buttshot as a headshot. Butthead would be proud. Teddy and Holly had good chemistry, so I might make something of them later, even thought I'm not a Hardcore Holly fan... It'll be a good way to get Teddy up the card later on though... if he ever wins a match...

[G-Prime]

[B]Sunday, June, Week 1 From PWFlashlight.com[/B] Well, it's been a hell of a week for WWE. The triumphant return to television resulted in the best wrestling to be found on Monday night. Granted, the ratings didn't reflect this, but it's on late, so give them a break. Also, the WWE's Rising Sun Tour 2006 has begun, and is in full swing, the workers putting on a solid show in Shikoku. And in light of the tour, WWE has signed Shoichi Funaki and Jushin 'Thunder' Liger onto verbal contracts. RAW tomorrow night is coming live from Great Britain, so expect the WWE's 'British Invasion' of William Regal and 'Five Star Flash' Mark Belton to do well, and most likely Harry Smith too. Now, on to Impact... Rey Mysterio vs Scott Hall... Why do they do these things to us?

[G-Prime]

[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/jblraw.jpg[/IMG] Well the ratings are in, and it's a landslide for the new co-owner of the WWE, John Bradshaw Layfield. What changes will be brought about in the WWE? Tune in tonight to find out!

[G-Prime]

[CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] Monday, June, Week 2[/B][/CENTER] ‘Longhorn’ hits and JBL’s limo comes out, to a chorus of boos. JBL waves to the crowd from the sunroof, as always, but he looks especially pleased with himself tonight. “No doubt you’ve all heard by now, JBL is now co-owner of the WWE! Now, I’d have much preferred to celebrate this amongst Americans, and not tea-drinking Brits, but the arena was already booked.” He says, inciting the crowd into further boos. (Rating: A) “So Vince, how about you come out here and we can sign these papers?” JBL says. Vince’s music hits Vince enters the arena, with a clip board in one hand, and a mic in the other. JBL gets out of his limo and the two head into the ring, which is set up for a contract-signing. “Folks, I apologise for what I’ve gotten you all into, but a bet’s a bet, and I lost, fair and square, I guess I was just a little bit overconfident…” Vince says, as he places the clipboard on the table. “Vince, you knew damn well you’d never beat me in the ratings. You just wanted someone who knew what they were doing at the helm of your – our company. And who better than a Senior Financial Analyst for Fox News?” JBL smiles that ****y smile we all know and love. “Just sign the damn papers.” Vince says. “You first.” Vince sighs and flips to the last page on the clipboard, where he signs his name. “There, are you happy?” Vince asks. “Actually, I am.” JBL grabs the clipboard and signs it too. “Well partner, let’s just get on with the show, shall we?” JBL says. (Rating: A) “Oh, one more thing… I’ve decided to make a few additions to our board of directors, so you can’t just override me on every decision, what with your whole family on the board and all… So let me introduce my associates… You already know them as the government’s Representatives, Mr Grenier, Mr Tomko and Mr Taylor!” JBL announces, as the Reps hit the ring, Vince gets out. “You see Vince, unlike you, I support the United States Government’s attempt to monitor our company, just like I support their involvement in all of the world’s big issues.” The crowd boos at the US. “So as soon as I knew I had the bet won, I contacted Mr Grenier, and we made a deal. They support me on the Board Of Directors, and I help them to bring you down.” (Rating: C+) Vince however, doesn’t look fazed… in fact, he smiles. “You think you’ve got the upper hand, don’t you? You formed an alliance with my greatest enemies, in the hope to overthrow me? Well I’ve formed an alliance of my own… A man Mr Grenier and his friends may be familiar with… In fact, he’s been DYING to see you all again…” Vince says. JBL and the Reps look confused. “You remember back in December, you threw an employee of mine into a flaming dumpster, burning him to death? Well, you should know by now, members of that family don’t die easily, you only p*ssed him off.” Vince continues. Grenier’s eyes widen as he realises what’s going on. “That’s right, he’s back. And he’s bigger, badder and REDDER than ever!!!” Vince announces, as the arena lighting goes red and Kane’s music hits, pyros going off in the ring, as Kane emerges from backstage, in the same outfit he wore back in the 90’s, mask and all. (Rating: C+) Kane gets into the ring, and throws Mr Taylor out of the ring with one hand. Tomko attempts to attack him, but gets a Chokeslam for his efforts. Grenier and JBL slide out of the ring and up the ramp, Tomko and Taylor close behind. (Rating: B-) Kane raises his hands and drops them, as the pyros go off again and his music hits. (Rating: E) *Break* A graphic appears on screen, showing the main event… Joey: Well our British fans are in for a real treat… Tonight, in our main event we’re going to see John Cena and Batista facing Randy Orton and Carlito! (Rating: A) The New Hart Foundation’s music hits and Teddy Hart comes out, followed by Nattie Neidhart. “This is the third week I’ve been out here, looking for someone I can beat… So who’s it going to be this week?” Teddy asks. (Rating: C+) Bobby Lashley’s music hits and he walks down to the ring. (Rating: C-) [CENTER][B]Teddy Hart Streak Break Challenge [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TeddyHart.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/nattieneidhartkyky.jpg[/IMG])vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/BobbyLashley2.jpg[/IMG] Teddy Hart (w/ Nattie Neidhart) vs Bobby Lashley[/B][/CENTER] Teddy runs rings around Bobby Lashley. Teddy goes up to the top rope, in an attempt to hit some huge move, but Lashley catches him and slams him down. He then picks him up and hits the Jackhammer. 1…2…3 (Rating: C-) Backstage we see William Regal and Mark Belton. “Tonight, we are in London, in the greatest nation on Earth, Great Britain. Tonight, the British Invasion is going to take the tag team championships. Tonight, Mark Belton is going to win his first WWE gold in front of a home crowd.” Regal says. (Rating: B-) Big Show makes his way to the ring, mic in hand. He goes to speak, but Triple H blindsides him, coming out of the crowd. Trips beats him senseless, before grabbing a sledgehammer and finishing the job, knocking Show out with a blow to the head. (Rating: A*) Vince comes out. “I’m tired of you two fighting, we’re going to end this… At Vengeance, it’s going to be Triple H vs The Big Show… HELL IN A CELL!!!” He announces. (Rating: A*) *Break* Harry Smith is standing in the ring, a mic in his hand, and Nattie Neidhart at ringside. “My family, well… My father, Davey Boy Smith… Better known as the British Bulldog!” (Cheap Pop) “Made his name right here in England, as a technical master. Tonight, I’m going to do that same. That’s why I’m calling out the WWE’s greatest technical wrestler… Kurt Angle!!!” Harry says. (Rating: E) Angle’s music hits, and the Olympic Gold Medallist comes out. “Are you freakin’ crazy? No one calls out Kurt Angle! I’m going to make you tap!!!” Angle shouts. (Rating: C) [CENTER][B] [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thKurtAngle.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/harrykyky.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/nattieneidhartkyky.jpg[/IMG]) Kurt Angle vs Harry Smith (w/ Nattie Neidhart)[/B][/CENTER] Surprisingly, this match is even, Harry does his dad’s memory proud, refusing to tap out to the Angle Lock, not once, but twice. However, Angle scores a small package cover. (Rating: B) Corny: Well, he should’ve known better than to challenge the Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle. Joey: But he put up one hell of a fight. Corny: That he did Joey… Joey: Well, now folks, we’ve got exclusive footage of the WWE Champion’s training… A video plays, showing Hulk Hogan working out in the gym. (Rating: A*) Joey: But the challenger’s training is… a little different… A video plays, showing a man walking down a quiet street. Then, out of nowhere, Edge spears him. This happens again and again with different innocent bystanders. (Rating: A) *Break* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WWERawTagTitle.jpg[/IMG] World Tag Team Championships [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnnyKashmere.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TrentAcid.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/fivestarflashkyky.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WilliamRegal.jpg[/IMG] Backseat Boyz vs British Invasion[/B][/CENTER] These two teams seem evenly matched, but we’re not going to find out which team is better tonight, as MNM attack the Backseat Boyz, resulting in a DQ victory for the champs. (Rating: C+) London and Spanky hit the ring and attack MNM, both teams brawling out of the ring area. (Rating: B-) *Break* [CENTER][B] [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JohnCena.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Batista.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/RandyOrton.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Carlito.jpg[/IMG] John Cena and Batista vs Randy Orton and Carlito[/B][/CENTER] The crowd really gets into this match, especially when Cena and Orton are fighting each other. Eventually Cena hits Orton with an F-U and scores the pin. (Rating: A) Overall: B+ Attendance: 1000 Rating: 185, 522

[Guest The Aussie]

Holy Crap, I never knew Five Star Flash was so.... white. On Topic though, very interesting diary you have going and it is fun to see Hart get the losses that his ego deserves.

[keefmoon]

Does Kane have really bad popularity? Because I'm surprised JBL announcing he's working with the Representatives gor a C- but Kane doing the pyro thing got an E. Is there a logical explanation for this?!

[G-Prime]

Yeah, 'Kane''s really un-over, but I'm hoping that JBL and Vince can carry the storyline for everyone else involved... And the Teddy Hart losing streak was an accident to begin with, but I just decided to go with it, it's rather different... And he will win... Eventually... Maybe... And of course Five Star Flash is white, he's British... Bloody Poms are incapable of tanning... Or winning the Ashes :P

[G-Prime]

[B]From PWFlashlight.com[/B] And now for RAW... What a show we got, live from London. It appears the JBL takeover of WWE is a complete work, it was clever of the bookers to 'leak' the rumours to the internet, saves them TV time... But talk about your surprises though, Kane rises from the dead, apparently it's genetic... I thought only his 'brother' could do that... What's more surprising about Kane's return is... Kane's already working for WCW... That's right folks, that's not Glen Jacobs under that mask. Who is it? Well there's two likely possibilities... There's two super heavyweights that've been working dark matches for WWE, and they're Giant Singh, an Indian guy who's even bigger than Big Show, and moves at about half his speed, you might remember him as 'Sasquatch' in 'The Longest Yard'. And the other possibility is Kurrgan, a guy some of you may remember from his short WWF/E run as a member of the Truth Commision and later The Human Oddities. Judging by this guy's size, I'm going to guess it's Kurrgan under the body-suit and mask. Another week, another Teddy Hart loss to a worker who's only in the match so he doesn't complain about never getting TV time. This week it was Bobby Lashley... Yawn. This is followed by a promo from William Regal and Five Star Flash... Well, a promo from Regal, whilst Belton stands there in silence... Has he spoken yet? The Big Show and Triple H saga continues, as Trips lays Show out in the ring, and Vince books the (hopefully) final match in this long storyline... So it appears Big Show vs Triple H in a Hell in a Cell match has been added to the Vengeance card. Next up, we see more sucking up to the locals, this time from Harry Smith, the son of the British Bulldog, as he challenges Kurt Angle, who accepts. A good technical match, but nothing spectacular. A couple of lame training montages for Edge vs Hogan at Vengeance, and then it's time for the tag team titles match, and surprise surprise, Backseat Boyz retain... MNM attacked the champs, so the match ended in a DQ. The HooliganZ then joined in, looks like these 3 teams aren't done with each other. The main event was rather... bland. However, Cena did pick up the cover over Orton, which can only be continuing their storyline... I'm hearing good things about the Rising Sun tour of Japan, and WWE are making even more signings for the show, hiring Masato Tanaka and Ultimo Dragon, both of whom were unavailable this week, due to separate TV taping commitments... However, due to a night change on the tour, they will be performing next week. Now, on to WCW... Why is Vince Russo Television Champion again?

[potty]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;186593][A video plays, showing a man walking down a quiet street. Then, out of nowhere, Edge spears him. This happens again and again with different innocent bystanders. (Rating: A) [/QUOTE] Oh my God. Edge spearing strangers in the street. Why doesn't this happen in the real WWE?:(

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=potty;186784]Oh my God. Edge spearing strangers in the street. Why doesn't this happen in the real WWE?:([/QUOTE] Lol, is that sarcasm? It's hard to tell on a forum... If it did happen in WWE, I apologise, I missed that episode. I just thought it'd be funny.

[potty]

No sarcasm. It is just something I REALLY want to see. Would be one of the all time great video montages.

[G-Prime]

Lol, yeah, that's what I thought too. Glad to see someone agrees. I just wanted to show Edge training for the match, but I couldn't imagine him working out...

[theoutlaw321]

Enjoying your diary.

[eric_m_keeley]

Rock On Dude

[G-Prime]

Thanks for the praise y'all.

[thebigthing]

awsome dude keep it comming

[G-Prime]

[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/rawtag.jpg[/IMG] Last week on RAW, MNM attacked the Tag Team Champions in their title defense, and were joined by the HooliganZ. This week, both teams are involved in a Tag Team Fatal Four-Way for the #1 Contendership to the Tag Team Championships at Vengeance. But they'll need to watch their backs, because also in this match are those tough SOB's the Briscoe Brothers, and the team that is as yet undefeated in tag team competition, the Stampede Bulldogs. And, JBL wishes to celebrate his new co-ownership of the WWE on his home soil, and we're all invited to the party. Also, Vince McMahon will finally explain to us the rules to the 'Title On A Tightrope' Match for the Intercontinental Championship at Vengeance.

[G-Prime]

[CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/newraw.gif[/IMG] Monday, June, Week 3[/B][/CENTER] ‘Longhorn’ Hits and JBL’s limo comes out, JBL looking out through the sunroof again. It reaches the ramp, and the door opens, revealing Mr Grenier, then Tomko, then Taylor, before JBL himself steps out. “God it’s good to be back on American soil.” JBL says, as the four step into the ring, to an almost decent pop. “That’s right, that’s the reception I deserve. Not like those tea-drinking British bastards, they wouldn’t know a true superstar if he bit them on the ass…” The crowd laughs, and JBL realizes what he just said. “SHUT UP! I DID NOT MEAN I WANTED TO BITE THEIR ASS!” He shouts into the mic, as the Representatives start yelling at the crowd. “I could have you all kicked out of the building if I wanted to! I have the authority, and you’ve already paid for your tickets, so I don’t need you!” JBL says, to a massive boo. “Yeah, I didn’t think you’d like that. Now, I’m here to celebrate my partial takeover of the WWE with my business partners here. Taylor, get the champagne out!” JBL orders, and Taylor heads back to the limo, returning with a bottle of champagne and four glasses. The cork is popped, and glasses poured. “I would like to propose a toast… To myself! And the glorious future the WWE will have under me!!!” JBL says, raising his glass, before he and the Reps drink to it. (Rating: A) Vince and Shane McMahon appear on the screen, Kane towering behind them. “John, celebrate while you still can, because I’m telling you, after Vengeance, you’ll have nothing to celebrate, after that match you agreed to earlier this week… You see folks, at Vengeance, there’s going to be a handicap match. JBL and the Representatives facing, myself, my son Shane and the Big Red Machine Kane!” Vince says. “I know you’re thinking that a 4 vs 3 handicap match favours your team, but that’s where you’re wrong. You see, Kane was hurt badly by your associates, so badly, he should have died. His body and face have been scarred, his vocal cords damaged. So thanks to the handywork of Mr Grenier and his Representatives, Kane has once again become the monster he was when he joined the WWE. And he intends to return the favour. That rage, coupled with his sheer size and power more than evens the odds. So guys, we’ll see you at Vengeance.” Shane adds. (Rating: C+) “You think we’re scared of Kane? We’ve got a monster of our own… Mr Tomko. In fact, let’s match our monsters up tonight… Mr Tomko facing Kane. What do you say to that?” JBL asks, looking confident. Tomko doesn’t appear to share the feeling. (Rating: C) Kane nods. “Well John, I think the monster himself has given you his answer. Tonight, the Big Red Machine is going to dismantle a member of your team.” Vince says. (Rating: C) “Now, on to other matters. A few weeks ago, I announced that Rob Conway would be facing Matt Hardy in a Title on a Tightrope Match, for the Intercontinental Championship. I think it’s about time I explained to the fans, exactly what that match entails… On opposite corners of the ring, there will be a pole, standing nine feet above the ring mat. Between these two poles is a cable, like a tightrope. Before the match begins, an official will buckle the title belt around the middle of the tightrope. In order to win this match, one of the participants must retrieve the title.” Vince says. (Rating: B+) *Break* Teddy Hart and Nattie Neidhart are standing in the ring. ”Ok, you know the drill, who’ve I got this week?” Teddy asks. (Rating: B) ‘Joker and the Theif’ by Wolfmother hits (Skips the opening guitar solo, it’s too long), and Teddy looks confused, noone has that music… An unknown wrestler steps onto the stage, a middleweight by the looks of him, with short peroxide-blond hair. He has a microphone in hand. “You’re all wondering who I am, aren’t you? Well… Earlier this week, I spoke with Mr Layfield about getting a job. And he told me, that if I could prove myself in a match against a current employee, then the job was mine. And I thought, why not double my chances and take on a guy who hasn’t won a singles match since his debut?” The newcomer says, as he begins walking down the ramp. “But allow me to introduce myself, I’m only going to do this once… Making his way to the ring, the challenger, weighing in at an amazing 244 pounds! I am from Green Bay, Wis-con-sin! MR KEN ANDERSON!!!” He adds, entering the ring and climbing the turnbuckle. “Anderson.” Joey: Apparently he’s repeating himself so we don’t forget his name. (Rating: B-) [CENTER][B]Teddy Hart Streak Break Challenge [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TeddyHart.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/nattieneidhartkyky.jpg[/IMG])vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/kennedy3kyky.jpg[/IMG] Teddy Hart (w/Nattie Neidhart) vs Ken Anderson[/B][/CENTER] In a closely fought match, these two young superstars look great. Eventually, Anderson hits the Green Bay Plunge, before scoring the pin. (Rating: B) *Break* Backstage, MNM are standing by… “Tonight, we’re being forced to earn a shot at the titles we should never have lost. We have to fight three other teams. What did the Briscoes ever do to earn a chance at the Tag Team Titles?” Mercury says. “The Stampede Bulldogs may be undefeated, but they’ve never faced a real tag team. They’ve never faced the likes of MNM.” Nitro says. ”And the HooliganZ? Why are they even still here? They’re supposed to be defending Trish Stratus’ honour, that’s the only reason they’re here. But why would they want to win the Tag Team Chamionships if they’ve got other things to do?” Melina says. “Tonight, there will only be one team left standing, and that’s M…” Mercury says. “…N…” Nitro adds. “…M.” Melina finishes. (Rating: B-) [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/fivestarflashkyky.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/WilliamRegal.jpg[/IMG])vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/SuperDragon.jpg[/IMG] Mark Belton (w/William Regal) vs Super Dragon[/B][/CENTER] Five Star Flash dominates in this one, picking up the win after only a few minutes. (Rating: C-) Backstage, Coach is standing with the Big Show. “Big Show, what are your thoughts regarding your match with Triple H at Vengeance?” Coach asks. “My thoughts?” Show laughs. “I think that I’m going to go into that Cell and demolish Triple H. The Hell in a Cell may be Triple H’s trademark match, but no amount of experience can match my size and strength. At Vengeance, Triple H is going to be locked in a cage with a 7 foot tall, 500 pound giant, and then, I’ll get my Vengeance…” Big Show walks away. (Rating: B) Randy Orton is in the ring. “Last week, in England, I lo- I was… John Cena pinned me.” He says. The crowd cheers, and begins a ‘Ce-Na’ chant. “SHUT UP!” Orton yells, resulting in a louder chant. “Look, we all know it was because he had a much better partner that I did. And I’ll prove it. Cena, at Vengeance, what do you say we prove once and for all who is the true future of the WWE? Is it the third generation superstar, the youngest world champion in wrestling history, or is it the former Eminem-wannabe, John Cena?” Orton challenges. Cena’s music hits, and every female and child in the arena is on their feet. “Former Eminem-wannabe? What? Oh…. I get it, because I used to rap. That’s clever Randy, really, it is. Boy, those were the days, weren’t they? Back when I was on Smackdown… Back when there [i]was[/i] a Smackdown… Before I won my first world title… That’s right Randy, I’ve been World Champion twice. And you only won it once? Wow, sucks to be you, doesn’t it? And you only held it for a month? Damn.” Cena taunts. “Are you gonna face me or not?” Orton says, visibly p*ssed off. “Sure, why not? I’ll just beat your ass again. But lets make it interesting…” Cena says. “Interesting? How?” Orton asks. “Let’s make it a 3 Stages of Hell match!” Cena says, causing a big pop. “And what will the three stages be?” Orton asks. “Well, how about we start out with something that favours me… like a Streetfight.” The crowd pops. “And then something for you… You like making people bleed don’t you? Then how about a First Blood Match?” The crowd pops again, and Orton looks happy. “And then, if it gets to the third stage, we have to do something special… Something that neither of us has an advantage at… A Submission Match.” The crowd’s reaction is mixed, but Orton looks like he agrees. “Fine, at Vengeance, it’s John Cena vs Randy Orton in 3 Stages of Hell!!!” Orton says. (Rating: A) *Break* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/KaneMask3.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/VinceMcMahon.jpg[/IMG])vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TysonTomko.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJBL1.jpg[/IMG]) Kane(w/Vince McMahon) vs Mr Tomko (w/JBL)[/B][/CENTER] Kane dominates this match, winning it with a Chokeslam, as JBL looks on in horror. (Rating: D) Backstage, Trish Stratus is standing by with the HooliganZ. “Melina, you want to know why the HooliganZ are trying for a shot at the Tag Team Championship? It’s simple. It’ll annoy you. You see, I don’t just want them to back me up, I want them to actively make life harder for you and your boy toys.” Trish says. “And of course, we looks so much better with a little gold around our waists…” Spanky adds. “Yeah, plus it’s kind of fun p*ssing you guys off.” London adds. “Now, as for the Briscoes and the Stampede Bulldogs… Good luck.” Spanky says. “Yeah, so long as one of the three of us wins, we’ll be happy, it means MNM won’t.” London finishes. (Rating: C+) *Break* Hogan is being interviewed in a studio somewhere… “Why did I want Edge to get the rematch? I’m sick to death of punks like him, who disrespect me, and disrespect this industry. I’m giving him one chance and one chance only to finish this. If I win, he’ll leave me alone. If he wins, I won’t challenge him for my title.” Hulk says. “Why do I think I can win? Look at the other stars I’ve beaten in my career… Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Rock, The Undertaker, Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior… The list goes on and on. I have beaten the best stars this industry has ever seen. I’ve fought Edge, and he doesn’t even hold a candle to these stars.” “What do I plan to do after I lose? I haven’t thought about it really… There’s a couple of guys I’d like to fight before I retire, not that that’s going to happen any time soon… Batista comes to mind, Big Show, Carlito, John Cena, Kane now that he’s returned.” “Who would I like to defend the title against next, if I win? Well, all of those guys I just said. Big Show has his guaranteed title shot, and Batista has his Summerslam title shot. And of course there’s Kurt Angle’s title shot after he won King of the Ring. I’d love to fight all three guys.” “Do I have a message for the fans? I’m Hulk Hogan brother, I always have a message for the fans… Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers and take your vitamins. It’s the same message I’ve always had.” “Any last words for Edge? Nothing that hasn’t already been said. Edge, at Vengeance, I’m going in as champion, and I’m leaving as champion. It’s that simple. EDGE! WHATCHOO GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND THE 24-INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU!?!” (Rating: A*) Edge is interviewed in a similar studio. “Why do I deserve this title shot? *Laughs* Maybe I don’t. But I know how Hulk Hogan’s mind works. I knew that if I kept interfering in his life that he’d challenge me. I knew that he’d want to fight me one more time.” “*Laughs*He said I’m not as good as who? Every guy he listed is as washed up as he is… Let’s see… I’ve defeated Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Triple H, Randy Orton, Chris Benoit, the late Eddie Guerrero… And of course, the biggest star of them all… Hulk Hogan himself. You see, I’ve defeated Hulk Hogan before, and I will defeat him again at Vengeance.” “What am I going to do if I lose? *Laughs* I’m not going to lose. I don’t need a contingency plan.” ”If I become champion, who do I want to challenge me? I don’t care. It doesn’t matter who I have to fight, I will not lose that title again.” “Why was I attacking random people last week? I was in training. That was target practice. I didn’t want to risk missing Hulk with a spear at Vengeance.” “A message for the fans? Let me guess, Hulk said ‘Say your prayers and eat your vitamins’? Of course he did. Well here’s my message… If you truly love Hulk Hogan, then I suggest you switch off your TV during the WWE Title match, because he won’t be standing at the end…” “Any last words for Hulk Hogan? No. My last words to Hulk Hogan will be after our match, when I hold my championship belt high, and tell him that he’ll never, ever hold it again. But Hulk, your last words to me will be exactly what you said in the interview… Because after I’m done with you, you’ll never be on RAW again.” (Rating: A) *Break* [CENTER][B] Fatal Four-Way for #1 Contendership to the WWE Tag Team Championship [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/harrykyky.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/tjkyky.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/nattieneidhartkyky.jpg[/IMG])[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Joey_Mercury.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thJohnnyNitro3.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thMelinaReverse.jpg[/IMG]) vs [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thPaul_London.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thBrian_Kendrick1.jpg[/IMG](w/[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/TrishStratus5.jpg[/IMG])[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/MarkBriscoe.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/JayBriscoe.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/blank.jpg[/IMG] Stampede Bulldogs (w/Nattie Neidhart) vs MNM (w/Melina) vs HooliganZ (w/Trish Stratus) vs The Briscoe Brothers[/B][/CENTER] A good match, all four teams look strong, Paul London gets the pin on Mark Briscoe after a LSP. (Rating: B) *Break* [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/thKurtAngle.jpg[/IMG]vs[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Jeeprhyme/Batista13.jpg[/IMG] Kurt Angle vs Batista [/B][/CENTER] These two fight, just because they can… Angle just can’t manage to make Batista submit, and eventually Batista hits the Batista Bomb and gets the cover. (Rating: A*) Overall: A Attendance: 1000 Rating: 177, 919

[G-Prime]

Gyaah, that tag team match's image formatting is horrible... I'll attempt to fix it... EDIT: Much better...

[eric_m_keeley]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;189201] Hogan is being interviewed in a studio somewhere… “Why did I want Edge to get the rematch? I’m sick to death of punks like him, who disrespect me, and disrespect this industry. I’m giving him one chance and one chance only to finish this. If I win, he’ll leave me alone. If he wins, I won’t challenge him for my title.” Hulk says. “Why do I think I can win? [B]Look at the other stars I’ve beaten in my career[/B]… Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Rock, The Undertaker, Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, [B]Ultimate Warrior[/B]… [/QUOTE] Im about 99% sure that Hogan never defeated the Ultimate Warrior.

[Guest The Aussie]

[QUOTE=eric_m_keeley;189779]Im about 99% sure that Hogan never defeated the Ultimate Warrior.[/QUOTE] In WCW he did, of course that was absolute crap and Hogan had creative control.

[G-Prime]

OWW listed that he'd feuded with him, I just assumed he'd picked up at least one victory...

[eric_m_keeley]

[QUOTE=The Aussie;190038]In WCW he did, of course that was absolute crap and Hogan had creative control.[/QUOTE] I just remember when WCW brought the Warrior in they were using the fact that Hogan had never beat him. I dont remember him beating him in WCW either. CAn you remind me of what happened. Not saying I dont believe you I just cant remember. [QUOTE=G-Prime;190255]OWW listed that he'd feuded with him, I just assumed he'd picked up at least one victory...[/QUOTE] It seemes like during their fueds there was one match and just a lot of smack talking. I know when Warrior was brought to WCW he was 1-0 against Hogan.

[Guest The Aussie]

[QUOTE=eric_m_keeley;190618]I just remember when WCW brought the Warrior in they were using the fact that Hogan had never beat him. I dont remember him beating him in WCW either. CAn you remind me of what happened. Not saying I dont believe you I just cant remember. [/QUOTE] Hogan beat Warrior at Halloween Havoc 1998 in the single worst professional wrestling match I have ever seen.