Comradebot Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Hi, I'm Comradebot. I'm 20 years old, and I suffer from Viscera Syndrome. What is Viscera Syndrome you might ask? Well, its a psychological disease that causes the brain not only to enjoy wrestlers who are completely talentless in all forms, but take sick, sometimes sexual pleasure in pushing them to the moon in TEW. Sufferers of VS are typically normal men and women, and even competent in the true machinations of modern day professional wrestling. However, sometimes this reasonable individual will suddenly fall ill at the thought or sight of particularly useless lump who they know shouldn't be more than a midcarderer and become huge marks for them. This does not always happen, however, as VS seems to be activated only be certain talentless nobodies when exposed to a sufferer, meaning there's other ****ty wrestler out there who do not cause such reactions. Personally, my VS is caused by real-life superstar Big Daddy V, and in TEW I've found a truly sick, sick pleasure in pushing T-Rex, Tom Angelus (Tully Arthurs), and The Idaho Punisher in USPW. However, real life talentless crapfest Judas Mesias and USPW's Giant Redwood fill me with the same disgust as any intelligent person. So tell me... Do you suffer from Viscera Syndrome? If so, who causes the symptoms in both real life and/or the CornellVerse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfRoMaN36 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Oh dear god, I thought I was the only one!! In TEW I would push Alicia Webb (Ryan Shamrock) to the moon, not only giving her the womans title despite the old (Vocal negative crowd reaction) note, but have her beat men. Her overness is often sky high in my games yet half the crowd boos her. .... She's John Cena with Breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Someone get this man the Heidenreich Challenge, stat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Next time I start up a game I am so going to push a lummox. It sounds like a blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panix04 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Tom Lynch in my BWA game he he he :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Casey Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 He's not completely worthless, but I've hired and fired Roderick Remus a number of times in my game - and yet I keep coming back to him. Random generation Travis Murdoch is pretty close to this - despite his F for Resilience and average-at-best skills, I've already given him one title run, and there may be more in the future. I think it's the name - it's a good wrestling name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Stranger Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 [QUOTE=panix04;371690]Tom Lynch in my BWA game he he he :D[/QUOTE] It's the Entertainment skills that let me survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgeHeaD Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 You're not the only one who's pushed Viscera. The speed his stats are improving is quite impressive though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W3LSHY Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Vince Mcmahon anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comradebot Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Glad to know I'm not all alone in this. USPW is a show away from being Cult, and T-Rex is the second most over active wrestler on the roster (and putting on C+ matches) and The Idaho Punisher is an Upper Midcarder. Also, I got a couple B-s out of Tom Angelus, despite his awesome F+ basics and no in ring skill higher than a D+. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggaloninjalee Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I have this issue with guys like the Nation of Filth, Tom Angelus, Giant Redwood, and some others! So I definately suffer from VS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigilistic Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 To an extent I have this issue in my TCW game. Despite the fact that I've spent a year contracting the most talented roster in the entire Cornellverse world and cutting all of the fat, I still push relatively unskilled lumps like BLZ Bubb, Bruce the Giant, and Skull DeBones to an absolutely monstrous extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Java and Tribal Warrior big time for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamelessposer Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 [QUOTE=Astil;371881]Java and Tribal Warrior big time for me.[/QUOTE] Java's actually decent, especially by USPW standards. He's young compared to the other veterans on the roster, has decent-ish popularity, and good basics. Stick him with a manager and he's a pretty good midcard heel in any promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg McNeish Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I mark for Hell's Bouncer, even though he can only go about 5 minutes in the ring. That's all he needs to run roughshod over every single person in my company. I think it's the "no-eyes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I do this in every game with Mary Beth Chase and Tai. The former, I try to turn into the next Amazing Kong and I always hope Tai turns into Aja. I've almost done it once (Tai got her rumble and technical skills to C+ weighted averages) but almost doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg McNeish Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I forgot to mention, I think Mark Henry's awesome. Sure, he hurts everyone that steps in the ring with him, and he can only do a few moves (poorly), but I just can't help but get excited about seeing the World's Strongest Man. Each of his pecs is bigger than my entire torso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Aussie Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Would Big Smack Scott fall under this category? If so then I also suffer from Viscera Syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ransik Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 For me... Steve McMichael. Yeah I know he sucked... but I loved the guy for some reason when I was younger. He had this weird presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomnipotent Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 [QUOTE=Ransik;371987]For me... Steve McMichael. Yeah I know he sucked... but I loved the guy for some reason when I was younger. He had this weird presence.[/QUOTE] It was all about the three-point stance, man. The three-point stance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigas Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Ahmad Johnson, because he was huge. The Great Khali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReyRey619 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 My friend and I tried to push Tony Chimel. We failed, but the point is that we tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 [QUOTE=shamelessposer;371883]Java's actually decent, especially by USPW standards. He's young compared to the other veterans on the roster, has decent-ish popularity, and good basics. Stick him with a manager and he's a pretty good midcard heel in any promotion.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but I bring him into wherever I go, like DaVE or once SWF. And Tribal Warrior. I dunno, there gimmick kicks arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappyboy Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 [QUOTE=Ransik;371987]For me... Steve McMichael. Yeah I know he sucked... but I loved the guy for some reason when I was younger. He had this weird presence.[/QUOTE] I can kind see McMichael too. He's probably one of the more blatant cases I'd have of this syndrome if I were using a mod of his time in wrestling. Although as entertaining as he could be as a wrestler, I always preferred Mongo in the booth. He had a unique sense of humor that seemed to fit the booth well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggaloninjalee Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Ahmed Johnson was awesome!!! Pearl River Plunge was a sweet finisher at the time. He was definately one of my favorite wrestlers while he was in WWF. Eugene for HOI status! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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