USPW Foreign Objects?

[Jaded]

Thinking of a USPW diary in the fairly distant future... Given the nature of the company and the low danger, what foreign objects would people suggest realistically fit in?

[Self]

I'd expect the odd chair to the back. Maybe an old school 'loaded' boot or elbow pad. Ooh! Salt! Throw salt in someone's eye. Ring bell. Title belt. Roll of quarters hidden in the trunks.

 

EDIT: Rag covered in 'ether'

[Comradebot]

I'd expect the odd chair to the back. Maybe an old school 'loaded' boot or elbow pad. Ooh! Salt! Throw salt in someone's eye. Ring bell. Title belt. Roll of quarters hidden in the trunks.

 

EDIT: Rag covered in 'ether'

 

All good stuff.

 

Basically, old school zany stuff, chairs of course...

 

And I have to throw in: half-comedic signature weapons. I know in his USPW game, GruntMark usually has Larry Wood (with a Lumberjack gimmick) running around with "Loggie", his beloved log, and frequently using it to beat people at random.

 

In my really old USPW game from back in 2007, I had T-Rex using a (fake) dinosaur bone to beat people... notably Sam Strong after T-Rex burst through the drywall to attack him.

 

 

The old "brass knuckles hidden in the tights!" trick is probably more than acceptable.

 

Namely, I think I'd just avoid things like glass, thumbtacks, explosives, barbed wire, staple guns (directly on the skin, at least)... the really nasty stuff.

 

Heck, just ask yourself "would 1980s WWF do that?" and you'll have your answer!

[1234]

... notably Sam Strong after T-Rex burst through the drywall to attack him.

 

Was he wearing a glittered Storm Trooper helmet?

[Comradebot]

Was he wearing a glittered Storm Trooper helmet?

 

Hmmm....

 

 

*checks video archive*

 

 

No.

[1234]

Hmmm....

 

 

*checks video archive*

 

 

No.

 

Did he atleast fall over when busting through the wall?

[Comradebot]

Did he atleast fall over when busting through the wall?

 

Well, it IS T-Rex we're talking about...

[The Celt]

Thinking of a USPW diary in the fairly distant future... Given the nature of the company and the low danger, what foreign objects would people suggest realistically fit in?

 

Anything not built and manufactured in the greatest country in the World, America. [/bobby Heenan]

[BrettC86]

I'd expect the odd chair to the back. Maybe an old school 'loaded' boot or elbow pad. Ooh! Salt! Throw salt in someone's eye. Ring bell. Title belt. Roll of quarters hidden in the trunks.

 

EDIT: Rag covered in 'ether'

 

The loaded boot and a roll of quarters , awesome old school weapons. That stuff just screams old school to me. I could see USPW using those regularly.

[Boltinho]

Anger attacking people with a coke can

[shamelessposer]

Anything not built and manufactured in the greatest country in the World, America. [/bobby Heenan]

 

You know you've got a great heel when he can generate heat by calling America the greatest country in the world. While in America. During the Cold War.

[TLLK]

<p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">I already use the great chair shot, especially with former DaVE guys like Chris Caulfield, in my diary.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

But you probably already knew that, Jaded. </span><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

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[BHK1978]

<p>If you have an Asian worker in your company you can always go with that mist that they spit out. A cowbell always worked well for the Funks and Stan Hansen. </p><p> </p><p>

Also, fireballs would work as well. And before anyone says that is too modern, Jerry Lawler was using them back in the 70's in Memphis.</p>

[MightyDavidson]

A heel could choke out an opponent with his wrist tape. Or he could remove his boot and clock his opponent over the head with it. I'm pretty sure hitting an opponent with a championship belt isn't a new thing either, I recall somebody doing that in the 80's.

[BHK1978]

One more idea, if all else fails you could just hit someone with a coconut ala Hot Rod and Jimmy Snuka.

[ChrisKid]

The Force with a kendo stick

[Phantom Stranger]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28994" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> And before anyone says that is too modern, Jerry Lawler was using them back in the 70's in Memphis.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> And the original Sheik back in the 1950s.</p>

[Jaded]

Some fantastic suggestions here - many thanks guys!