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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

I get why your not to high up on Khoklov, but if you book him like the moster heel he is he can actually be very valueable, and get super over.

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

Although my figers are crossed for my boy Robbie

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

dq followed by beatdown

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

 

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

 

 

 

Great start JC. I finished MAW over the weekend and hit this right afterward, going side by side with Phantom Stranger's TCW. I like it a lot; lots of possibilities. Can't wait to see some more. :)

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

 

This just screams, DQ win followed by a post match beatdown for Bruce to be softened up for Eisen.

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

 

Train may be on his way down, but is Retro ready to he given the rub from the former World Champion yet ? I'm not so sure, so I think Train retains some semblance of relevancy by winning this one.

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

 

Got to go with the pair of main eventers winning here.

 

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

 

Going on your comments about the mystery guy not be anyone of note, I'm guessing this is one of those open challenge type spots where a heel champion will put his belt on the line against some 'lucky' opponent who turns out to be a jobber.

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

 

Robert's is a Gatekeeper and Money has already opened the gate Roberts was keeping.

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

 

Be interesting to see where you take Lobby, are you going to perservere with the goofy gimmick or are you going to, as so many do get the suit off Mr Morrisette so that he can be taken more seriously. As for this match Vengeance needs to be kept stronger at this stage.

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

 

Bumfholes are clearly the better wrestlers, but The Pain Alliance at this stage are higher up the card. Unless the Bumfholes push truly starts here, I see Laramee and BSS winning this, but by nefarious means giving the Bumfholes an excuse for a rematch.

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

As has been mentioned, Marat will look like a freakin' beast, before getting DQ'd.

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

Robbie's got all the tools to be a star, but he's not quite there yet. Barring disaster, it's only a matter of time, but the kid's still really young, so there's no rush.

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

If/when these guys lose, it's going to be a big deal. Not here; not now.

 

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

The ever-important first in-game defense, to keep from the dreaded "zero-defense" reign.

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

I like Tiggerkinney's line, that Roberts is a gatekeeper, and Money is already through that gate.

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

I like Lobster Warrior, and it pains me to see everyone always crap all over his gimmick. It's Sports Entertainment, why not wear a goofie costume, that makes all the little kids happy. I can just picture an arena full of kids wearing their foam claws, snapping along with their hero. Anyway, Vengeance will make the tiny children cry.

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

There are very few, if any, situations where I will predict a BSS victory. Sorry, everyone that has a hard-on for him, for some reason.

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

 

Everyone's saying it, I'll say it too; DQ followed by Beatdown

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

 

Train's getting up there in years but I haven't seen enough of Retro to justify him getting the duke. Train snags the win but Robbie puts up a fight

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

 

F&F get the win then get jumped by Vengeance.

 

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

 

Eric takes this one and claims to be a "fighting champion"

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

 

No question. Rich destroys Roberts.

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

 

As much as I want to see the Crustacean of Contorsion take this, Vengeance will win with his usual dominance.

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

 

I give it to the Bumfholes, simply because they actually have a chance at doing something useful in the company.

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Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

I like Lobster Warrior, and it pains me to see everyone always crap all over his gimmick. It's Sports Entertainment, why not wear a goofie costume, that makes all the little kids happy. I can just picture an arena full of kids wearing their foam claws, snapping along with their hero. Anyway, Vengeance will make the tiny children cry.

 

I do have plans for Lobby. Probably not too close to the kid-friendly Underwater Union guy he was once upon a time, but definite plans.

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

 

As much as I want to see the Crustacean of Contorsion take this, Vengeance will win with his usual dominance.

 

I really like that name.

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Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

 

Everyone's saying it, I'll say it too; DQ followed by Beatdown

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

 

Train's getting up there in years but I haven't seen enough of Retro to justify him getting the duke. Train snags the win but Robbie puts up a fight

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

 

F&F get the win then get jumped by Vengeance.

 

??? vs. Eric Eisen © – SWF World title

 

Eric takes this one and claims to be a "fighting champion"

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

 

No question. Rich destroys Roberts.

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

 

As much as I want to see the Crustacean of Contorsion take this, Vengeance will win with his usual dominance.

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

 

I give it to the Bumfholes, simply because they actually have a chance at doing something useful in the company.

I approve

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Hey James, great diary so far! I'm glad I can get in at the beginning! I'm still slogging my way through MAW! :p

 

Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

Gotta keep Bruce looking strong for his current storyline. That and any overness Marat loses can easily be made back up. This could be a DQ due to marat going psycho.

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

What Richard wants, Richard gets. And I don't imagine he'd want his buddy Train to lose to the likes of Retro.

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

I'll take the main eventers here.

 

??? vs. Eric Eisen

Eric is obviously going to pick an opponent he can easily beat.

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

Won't be an easy win, but an obvious one.

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

Vengeance is the one with some direction right now. Lobby's turn will come.

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

Please oh please push BSS!!!

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OOC: Hope this reads easier - I'll use Dark Red and Light Blue for heel/face two in any segment. We'll have to see what happens when there's three or more.

 

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Supreme Wrestling Federation presents: Supreme TV

Tuesday, 9th January 2010

Your announcers:

Peter Michaels – Duane Fry – Jerry Eisen

 

Frehley & Faith vs. Purity of Purpose

With the Straight Edge duo of Squeeky McClean and Angry Gilmore set for a title match this Thursday, they had looked for a chance to gain more experience together. Fortunately – or otherwise – Christian Faith and Steve Frehley were looking for a match as well. Squeeky should know better, but he took Frehley far too lightly in the early going, and the bigger man nearly turned him inside out with an almighty clothesline. Gilmore was more conservative as he tackled Faith, and actually seemed to have the former World champion in trouble through his cautious but effective wrestling style. That got Squeeky overexcited, though, and he tagged himself in, buying Faith the respite he needed as Gilmore and McClean argued for a few seconds. Faith then went to work on Squeeky, pounding him from corner to corner before bringing Frehley back into the action. That switch was seamless as Frehley got straight into the rhythm of things... only for the rhythm to be rudely interrupted as Vengeance distracted Frehley by chopping Faith’s legs out from under him with a chain-wrapped fist. Faith crashed to the floor, and Frehley went after the ‘Angel of Destruction’ as the referee called for the bell.

Winners: Frehley & Faith (B)

 

*

 

As Vengeance and Frehley brawled in the entranceway, Christian Faith righted himself at ringside just in time to be hit with an almighty shoulder block as Remo smashed right through the legendary former World champion. Faith crashed into the steel barrier, his head snapping against the bars with a sickening thunk.

 

Remo crouched over the fallen Faith.

 

“Your dance card’s free for Thursday night. Consider it marked, Christian. And consider yourself destroyed.”

 

*

 

Squeeky McClean was jubilant about making it through the match with Frehley and Faith.

 

“Another few minutes and we’d have had them,” he was saying as Angry Gilmore sat silently in the corner of their locker room. “Frehley was on the ropes, and Faith is too old to last for very long in a real fight. Vengeance spoiled things, of course, but I think we’re in great shape for the win on Thursday, partner.”

 

Angry looked at him.

 

“We wouldn’t have beaten them. They were too strong.”

 

“Maybe we wouldn’t have beaten them,” Squeeky replied immediately. “But we were giving a good accounting of ourselves.”

 

“No, we weren’t.”

 

“Who cares anyway? Thursday is what counts, partner.”

 

Angry stood up suddenly, making Squeeky falter in mid-flow.

 

“On Thursday we do things by the book, do you understand? No shortcuts. No cheap shots. And no brass knuckles!”

 

He shoved past Squeeky and left the room as Squeeky called “Absolutely!” after him. As the camera continued rolling, Squeeky reached into his bag and pulled out a blackjack.

 

“Just in case,” he said happily. “Being Straight Edge, you never know when you might need an equaliser or two.”

 

*

 

Eric Eisen was in the arena’s presidential suite of rooms, looking very much at home amongst the expensive furnishings. The SWF World title was prominent on his shoulder.

 

“I am a man who deals in nothing but the best,” he said, pausing to take a sip of Bollinger. “The finest clothes, the most beautiful women and the fastest cars are all mine by right. As the World champion, I will deal with nothing but the most appropriate hand-picked opponents. And my choice for my inaugural defence is a former champion here in SWF... Bart Biggz.”

 

Eisen downed the last of the champagne before heading out of the room.

 

“You can hear from the crowd’s reaction that they’re unsure about that announcement.”

 

“Bart Biggz is a former champion, but he’s never had a World title shot before.”

 

“Our champion seems to think he’s doing enough to placate the SWFs board of directors.”

 

*

 

Bart Biggz vs. Eric Eisen © for the SWF World title

Eric picked Bart, it was clear, because he expected a victory in this match – and with Marat Khoklov at ringside, he had a huge insurance policy in place. He didn’t need it – the World champion showed rare intensity as he tore into the tag team specialist, dropping him in under five minutes with The Supremacy.

Winner: Eric Eisen (B-)

 

*

 

Joe Sexy had collared a camera crew and was setting up for a speech when Brandon James flew into frame and crushed him against the wall with the Big Money Move. Sexy slid to the ground, insensible, as Emma Chase strolled into view.

 

“Are you getting the message, Joe?” she asked, bending over the fallen challenger in a way that male SWF fans will have appreciated. “You’ve chosen a hard road, and my client will do nothing to make it easier for you.”

 

*

 

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Pain Alliance

Our Supreme fans love the young Bumfhole brothers, who connect with the crowd like few others. As for Kurt Laramee and, well, Big Smack Scott... The bruising duo used their strength in the early going, and that did a lot to keep the youngsters at bay. Randy and Zimmy made their presence felt, though. With pace to burn, they blasted their opponents from all angles, before Randy caught Scott with the Bumfhole Buster for the win.

Winners: The Amazing Bumfholes ©

 

*

 

Rich Money was backstage with Ana Garcia.

 

“Rich, I understand that you have a challenge to make ahead of When hell Freezes Over on Thursday,” Ana said.

 

Money nodded.

 

“That’s right. My challenge is to Marat Khoklov. You see, Eric Eisen was very clear last week. He said that I don’t deserve a title shot. I disagree. He then said to Jack Bruce that he’ll get a title shot if he beats Khoklov tonight. Well, Khoklov doesn’t have a match on Thursday, so when I beat him then I’ll have earned a title shot for next month. That’s the challenge, Eric. I’ll take on your monster, and if I lose then you must be right – I don’t deserve that title match. If I win, though, then I get my match next month.”

 

“Thank you, Rich Money. Back to ringside.”

 

*

 

Robbie Retro vs. Runaway Train

Retro deftly avoided Train’s opening charge, and pounded the larger man with punches from the off. Train responded with veteran guile, but couldn’t manage to completely blunt Retro’s momentum, and in the end he resorted to a kick between the legs to draw the disqualification and avoid a worse beating.

Winner: Robbie Retro (C-)

 

*

 

Christian Faith was stalking through the backstage area, and those who caught sight of the thunderous expression on his face wisely got out of the Iron Man’s way. Barging into the catering area, he made directly for Marat Khoklov, grabbing the giant by the arm and – with some effort – turning him around.

 

“I don’t appreciate being used by other people,” Faith began. “If you have a problem with me, face me in the ring. If you’re trying to make a name for yourself, face me in the ring. Keep coming after me, and you’re only inviting trouble for yourself.”

 

Faith’s voice was quiet as ever, but intense as ever as well. His glare spoke volumes, fixed on Khoklov’s face, as the giant looked down on him, his face split by a expressive sneer.

 

For a second it looked like Khoklov was ready to dish out more violence, but instead he turned back to the buffet table and his overloaded plate, adding still more to it as he ignored Faith, leaving the Supreme legend to seethe silently.

 

*

 

Rich Money vs. Enforcer Roberts

Roberts is practically the living embodiment of veteran guile. Money is no rookie, but Roberts has been there, done that, and has a collection of t-shirts like few others. The two were evenly matched, with Money being the more energetic, and the older Roberts being able to defend well enough to keep Money at bay. However, Money’s stamina told in the end as Roberts just made one single mistake and was punished for it, allowing Money to hit the Bank Roll to take the win.

Winner: Rich Money (B+)

 

*

 

Before Money could leave the ring, Marat Khoklov charged down the aisle and climbed through the ropes. He caught Money with a big chop that lifted the tired Money off his feet. As Money crumpled to the mat, Khoklov moved in for the kill, only to be jumped from behind by Jack Bruce. The night’s main event seemed set to start early as Bruce fired punches at his opponent, but a second sweeping chop sent Bruce staggering backwards.

 

“Russian Lariat!”

 

Bruce was blasted off his feet as the huge Khoklov slammed into him. The giant was distracted once more as Money resumed his attack, and Khoklov was even staggered by Money’s strikes until he turned in place. He then threw a big roundhouse punch that spun Money in place. Khoklov grabbed him and heaved him up in the air, smashing him to the mat with a sideslam.

 

Khoklov was manhandling two of the SWF’s biggest names but it seemed that the tide might turn against him as Christian Faith charged the ring. However, he was closely pursued by Remo, and the younger man tackled Faith before he could reach the ring and his target. Remo fired a series of punches into the back of Faith’s head as Khoklov picked up Bruce and slammed him down hard on top of Money, and as the ring and ringside were finally flooded with security and referees, it was Remo and the giant that were the only participants in the brawl left standing.

 

*

 

Lobster Warrior vs. Vengeance

“There are those who say that Lobster Warrior isn’t the same man that he was before Marat Khoklov obliterated him on the night he debuted here in the SWF. If there was any doubt, he asked for this match against Vengeance.”

 

“Most people have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. Vengeance just has two devils, both cheering him on.”

 

Warrior did his best – and it wasn’t at all bad. He even seemed to have Vengeance in trouble in the early going. Vengeance, though, has durability beyond anything ever seen in the SWF and took everything that Warrior had before going on the offence himself. From that point on, Lobster did everything he could to avoid defeat, but he was never in a position to take control of the match back from the maniacal Vengeance, and in the end was finished off with a Skull Krusher.

Winner: Vengeance (B-)

 

*

 

Jack Bruce was sitting backstage with the doctor shining a light in his eyes to check for concussion.

 

“I don’t stay down,” he said. “Khoklov, you couldn’t manage it earlier, although you got in some good shots. You won’t manage it in the main event tonight. I will have my rematch, whatever it takes.”

 

The camera cut to Eric Eisen’s palatial dressing room. The World champion stood in the foreground while a quartet of masseuses worked over Khoklov in the background.

 

“Hello, Jack,” Eisen said. “I’m glad you’re fit to fight. Did you really think that attacking Marat earlier would help? Or were you just desperate to help out your buddy Money? Whatever your motivation, it won’t help you. You see, even if by some miracle you do manage to beat Marat tonight, you won’t come through unscathed. And in forty-eight hours you’ll be fighting me. And Jack, even if you hadn’t already been battered by my giant, even if you didn’t have to get through him again to earn your match, and even if you weren’t going up against someone who’d already outsmarted you... I’m Eric Eisen, I am the Supremacist, and I am better than you.”

 

*

 

Jack Bruce vs. Marat Khoklov

With so much riding on this match, Eric Eisen’s presence at ringside was inevitable – and a distraction for Bruce. In spite of his atypically cool exterior, Bruce was clearly aware of Eisen throughout the match, and by shifting his position around the ring, Eisen did his best to stay in Bruce’s eyeline. That allowed Khoklov the chance to dish out some brutal punishment to the former World champion, although Bruce simply wouldn’t quit. Khoklov seemed a little thrown by his opponent’s willingness to keep the fight going. Bruce even endured the same bearhug that had cost him dearly the week before without submitting. At last, Khoklov threw Bruce into a corner and went to seek advice from Eisen. Eric slid into the ring in full view of the referee, who immediately ran over to intercept the World champion. With everyone distracted, Rich Money leapt over the crowd barrier and into the ring without anyone noticing. He delivered a steel chair shot to Khoklov’s head that dropped the big Russian to the mat in the blink of an eye. Money He dived from the ring again before anyone could stop him and seemed to be surprised at the sight of Khoklov already struggling to his feet. However, the intervention had brought Bruce just enough time to recover enough to nail the giant with a New York Minute, dealing Khoklov his first pinfall loss in the SWF and earning Bruce his World title rematch with Eric Eisen in two nights’ time.

Winner: Jack Bruce (B-)

 

*

 

“Jack Bruce picks up a huge win – emphasis on huge!”

 

“I don’t think that he appreciated Rich Money’s input, though.”

 

“Are they going to fight?”

 

It looked like a distinct possibility as the two men stood toe to toe, yelling at each other. If not for Eric Eisen’s intervention, they may well have ended up brawling. Eric, however, was furious about Khoklov’s loss and ventured too close to Bruce and Money, who cast aside their differences to double-team the World champion, planting him with a double suplex before Bruce dropped him with a New York Minute, and Money followed up with a Dollars From Heaven. The two rivals stood over Eisen’s fallen form, staring each other down with no sign that the moment of unity had done anything to mend the rift between them.

 

“Eric wanted an easy night ahead of Thursday, but it’s Bruce and Money standing tall. Fans, be sure to order When Hell Freezes Over to see how this one turns out!”

 

Overall: B (6.58 rating on CANN TV)

 

Next: When Hell Freezes Over preview...

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Whoah, Train does the job and Jack actually PINS Marat? Did not see those coming.

 

I have to say I was impressed with how you incorporated Rich Money at the end, I was starting to worry that he was going to be an afterthought. Not any more though, I can't wait to see where things go from here!

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I see wut you did there. Irony. :p

 

/AbFab

 

Bolly, darling...

 

/end AbFab

 

It was nearly Cristal, but Bollinger is a funny word.

 

B- out of Eisen/Biggz? Very nice. Looking forward to the next show.

 

I was surprised by that. Eisen's overness carried it - even with a short match penalty. I need to play with the expected match lengths, I think. It's difficult to get them right when you're having ME/LMC matches like that one...

 

Great show, even if I'm not exactly sure giving Marat his first loss on free TV is the greatest idea.

 

I went back and forth on this. The DQ was so obvious, but I hated the idea of anyone getting involved on Khoklov's behalf - he really shouldn't need it. As it was, it took SWF's two biggest faces and a chairshot to put him down. I didn't do Keep Strong, I think, but Khoklov won't stop being a monster just because of one loss.

 

I have to say I was impressed with how you incorporated Rich Money at the end, I was starting to worry that he was going to be an afterthought. Not any more though, I can't wait to see where things go from here!

 

Thanks! I'm finding booking SWF tricky. On the one hand, there's the obvious WWF/E correlation (and this show's ending was classic WWE booking). On the other hand, there's the Perfect Show theory. On the third hand there's years of ingrained MAW booking, which doesn't translate to SWF that well. On the fourth hand there's SWF 101 which says to put everyone in angles and have three matches where main eventers roll over the Biggz Boyz.

 

So, know anyone who has four hands? :p

 

In fact, my issues with booking SWF will be addressed shortly. Suffice to say the PPV isn't everything it could be...

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How come you aren't giving us the ratings for the angles? As SWF, they are your lifeblood, and as such one of the most important parts of the ratings of the shows - therefore imo, they should def be shown for both this reason, and cos it's just nice to get the whole picture.
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I never have graded angles, so that's why - even in SWF, angles exist only to further the storyline. If an angle grades out particualrly well (say Joe Sexy gets an A, or we end on an A* on the go-home show for a PPV) that's likely to be reflected in how I write it up.

 

However, although matches tend to get write-ups reflective of their quality, angles generally get written up based on their importance. The angles varied between B- and B+ in the last show, for what it's worth - fairly typical SWF standard. However, I'll put more into a Brandon James 'B' anlge right now than a Squeeky McClean one.

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