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Not going to post teasers this week, as I want to make sure the anticipation is there for week one. I'm in the process of writing commentary now--I'm on match five of eight--and then I have to change up entrances for this venue since it won't be in an arena proper. I plan to have it posted within the next two hours.
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Note: The entrances shows this week are not the usual entrances, given that it's hard to put a decent sound system on a beach. Your usual entrances/song picks will return next week. --SF

 

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Season Three, Week One

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

February 26, 2011

 

The screen fades in to the finals of last season's playoffs, in which highlights are shows of Johnny Triumph's two-falls-to-one victory over Sean to emerge as the League Champion. As the final pinfall is counted, the voice of longtime League ring announcer Amelia Williams can be heard.

 

Amelia Williams: It is a goal that only two have achieved. To stand on top of the mountain, as the best in The League. Once again, sixteen men and women will face off with the goal of becoming this season's Johnny Triumph...to emerge from the four-month gauntlet as the best in The League.

 

Fourteen have returned, knowing what to expect of the next four months. Two new members have also joined, rounding the field at sixteen once more. Who will be the standout this season? Who will emerge as the dominant wrestler?

 

It's time to find out, ladies and gentlemen. This is Season Three...of The League.

 

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Instead of the usual pyrotechnics and deafening noise, the camera fades in to the beaches of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and a crowd of several thousand vacationers and die-hard League fans grouped loosely around the ring that's been constructed on the beach. Off to the right, a cordoned off area houses the locker rooms as we cut to the announce table at ringside and our three-person commentary team.

 

Bob Sinclair: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to The League! Bob Sinclair, here at ringside as always, and for this season I'm joined not only by my long-time broadcast colleague Frankie Garnett, but also the host of Beyond Ringside, Tori Montgomery.

 

Frankie Garnett: It's about time we started up again, I was getting bored!

 

Tori Montgomery: Coming from a man with the attention span of a goldfish, I find that believable enough.

 

Frankie Garnett: Hey!

 

Bob Sinclair: In any event, for the next sixteen weeks, we will be here to watch as these sixteen men and women look to become League Champion. It's sure to be an interesting ride.

 

Frankie Garnett: Look, Bob, enough talk already. There are millions of people watching this who want to get the season started!

 

Bob Sinclair: So be it. Let's go to the voice of The League, Amelia Williams, to get us underway!

 

Johnny Triumph (0-0, 6%) vs. SGRaaize (0-0, 9%)

 

The first man in the match emerges from the curtain hiding the backstage area, and the area is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway, a rain of golden sparks falling behind him as he walks to the ring with a confident look on his face. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring.

 

Amelia Williams: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our first match of Season Three, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds, he is the reigning League Champion...Johnny Triumph!

 

Bob Sinclair: Triumph won it all last season, and looks to be the first two-time League Champion coming in. He's got a bit of a tough task ahead of him tonight, though.

 

Frankie Garnett: Bob, you're talking about our champion. Until proven otherwise, he is the man to beat!

 

Tori Montgomery: I hate to agree with Frankie, but he's right. Triumph is the champ for a reason, and tonight we'll find out whether it was just a fluke.

 

Emerging from the entryway, he stands at the top of the entranceway, a flag of Portugal held in his left hand. Ignoring the jeers of the fans, he slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes a couple of times to stretch before handing the flag off to a ringside attendant and turning to face his opponent.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Torres Vedras, Portugal, weighing 231 pounds...SGRaaize!

 

Frankie Garnett: Seriously, do either of you give Raaize a chance at anything other than mediocrity this season?

 

Tori Montgomery: I think he has as good a chance as anyone in the Delta Division, Frankie.

 

Bob Sinclair: Well, in any event, the fans are ready for the third season to get started, who are we to deny them any longer? There's the bell, and we are underway!

 

SGRaaize hit the Single Leg Trip

SGRaaize hit the Knee Pull

SGRaaize hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Johnny Triumph blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Johnny Triumph recovers and stands up.

SGRaaize hit the Hammerlock Kick

SGRaaize hit the Knee Breaker

SGRaaize picks up Johnny Triumph from behind.

Johnny Triumph slipped out of the Belly To Back Suplex.

Johnny Triumph hit the Slap To Chest

Johnny Triumph applied the Side Headlock

Johnny Triumph hit the Eye Gouge

Johnny Triumph hit the Slap To Chest

Johnny Triumph applied the Front Facelock

Johnny Triumph hit the Eye Gouge

Johnny Triumph hit the Knife Edge Chop

Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Johnny Triumph picks up SGRaaize.

Johnny Triumph hit the Vertical Suplex

SGRaaize counters by fighting back.

SGRaaize hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Johnny Triumph counters by fighting back.

The Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Single Arm DDT.

SGRaaize picks up Johnny Triumph from behind.

Johnny Triumph broke the Wheel Barrow Suplex.

The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Elbow Strike.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

SGRaaize hit the Triple Forearm Blow

SGRaaize picks up Johnny Triumph.

SGRaaize hit the Hammerlock Kick

Johnny Triumph broke the Portugal Lock by reaching the ropes.

The Portugal Lariat was countered into a Powerslam.

Johnny Triumph has Raaize locked in the Horns of Victory!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Frankie Garnett: The champ is not fooling around tonight!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of five minutes and ten seconds...Johnny Triumph!

 

Bob Sinclair: And Triumph starts his title defense off with authority!

 

Tori Montgomery: He's determined to show everyone who doubts him that he is for real this season!

 

CAGE MATCH: Thor Hammerskald (0-0, 16%) vs. Robbie Maynard (0-0, 9%)

 

Bob Sinclair: As we get ready for our next match, Frankie, what do you see happening here?

 

Frankie Garnett: Hammerskald wrecking people into and through the cage, plain and simple.

 

Tori Montgomery: I disagree. I've heard that Maynard's been shoring up his weaknesses in the offseason; I think he will be more than ready to take care of Thor.

 

Bob Sinclair: Well, folks, our ring hands have the cage locked in place, so we're ready for our next contest. Amelia?

 

A Norse battle cry emerges from backstage before he appears to a decent ovation as the big man emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them.

 

Amelia Williams: The following contest is a steel cage match, in which the only way to win is to escape the cage! Introducing first, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald!

 

Frankie Garnett: I'm going on record right now by saying that Thor will double his win total from last season.

 

Tori Montgomery: And did you wager on that?

 

Frankie Garnett: Of course I did, another $3,000. That's how certain I am.

 

Bob Sinclair: I can see the train wreck already, folks.

 

Thor opponent emerges from backstage, drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd as one of the League's initial playoff wrestlers emerges from the stage, basking in the spotlight shining above him. After pausing to mentally prepare himself, he walks to the ring, his eyes never leaving the squared circle as he climbs onto the apron and ducks between the ropes.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Liverpool, England, weighing 251 pounds...Robbie Maynard!

 

Tori Montgomery: Here's a guy I'm looking for great things from this season, Bob.

 

Bob Sinclair: Maynard is looking to rebound from last season after being in the playoffs in our inaugural season.

 

Frankie Garnett: I still think he's a has-been, Bob. What has he done lately besides lose?

 

Thor Hammerskald hit the Elbow Strike

The Headbutt was countered into a Punch.

Robbie Maynard hit the Running Clothesline

Thor Hammerskald slipped out the back of the Arm Bar.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Forearm To Back

Thor Hammerskald hit the Schoolboy Roll Up

Robbie Maynard broke the Rear Chinlock by reaching the ropes.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Punch

Thor Hammerskald hit the Roundhouse Body Punch

Robbie Maynard rushed the Spirit Roar.

Robbie Maynard hit the Elbow Strike

Robbie Maynard hit the Punch

Thor Hammerskald moved and the Dropkick To Knee missed!

Thor Hammerskald hit the Forearm Strike Flurry

Robbie Maynard slipped out of the Camel Clutch.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Robbie Maynard hit the Face Plant

Robbie Maynard hit the Short Arm Clothesline

Thor Hammerskald blocked the Headbutt To Groin.

Thor Hammerskald blocked the Single Leg Grapevine. This is the second block in a row, and Thor Hammerskald takes control.

Robbie Maynard blocked the Gutwrench Powerbomb.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Powerbomb

Thor Hammerskald picks up Robbie Maynard from behind.

Thor Hammerskald whips Robbie Maynard to the corner.

Robbie Maynard slipped out the back of the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry.

Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee

Robbie Maynard hit the Neckbreaker

Robbie Maynard picks up Thor Hammerskald from behind.

Thor Hammerskald counters by fighting back.

Robbie Maynard blocked the Small Package.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb

Thor Hammerskald climbs the turnbuckles.

Robbie Maynard rushed the Flying Splash.

Robbie Maynard climbs down off the top rope.

Thor Hammerskald counters by kicking Robbie Maynard away.

Robbie Maynard shook the ropes to stop the Flying Clothesline.

Thor Hammerskald counters by kicking Robbie Maynard away.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Flying Double Axe Handle

 

Frankie Garnett: Took you long enough, Thor; now finish this guy and get out of there!

 

Bob Sinclair: I'm not sure why Hammerskald likes to head up top now and again, though.

 

Tori Montgomery: The awe factor. Supposed to draw the fans in, Bob. That's the only reason I can think of.

 

The Small Package was countered into a Forearm Blow.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Thor Hammerskald broke the Face Plant.

Thor Hammerskald whips Robbie Maynard into the ropes.

The Sidewalk Slam was countered into a Face Plant.

The Merseyside Maul was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.

Robbie Maynard blocked the Camel Clutch.

Thor Hammerskald picks up Robbie Maynard from behind.

Robbie Maynard blocked the Neckbreaker.

Thor Hammerskald hit the Running Bulldog

Thor Hammerskald picks up Robbie Maynard.

Robbie Maynard broke the Small Package.

Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee

It's gotta be over, Robbie Maynard hits the Merseyside Maul!

He is trying to escape...

Could this be the end?

He is getting closer!

He is almost there!

He hits the floor!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and forty seconds...Robbie Maynard!

 

Tori Montgomery: That's what I've been expecting to see since season one!

 

Frankie Garnett: I call shenanigans! Thor was robbed!

 

Bob Sinclair: Only in your mind, Frankie.

 

Frankie Garnett: See, this is why he needs a guy like me in his corner! I could take him to new heights!

 

Sebastian Moore (0-0, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (0-0, 15%)

 

Tori Montgomery: In any event, while we wait for the cage to be dismantled, coming up is a rematch of last season's third-place consolation match. The only difference is that one of the competitors will be having a manager accompany them to the ring.

 

Bob Sinclair: I, for one, will be interested to see how well this works for him. Especially after the turnaround he had last season; I'm not sure whether he needs this or not.

 

Frankie Garnett: It just gives him an excuse when he starts to lose again, mark my words!

 

Bob Sinclair: In any event, we're ready for our next contest. Amelia, take it away!

 

It is to a bit of silence that he emerges, an arrogant smirk crossing his face as he soaks in the jeers of the crowd. Looking up at the spotlight for a moment, his smirk seems to get even bigger as he walks down the ramp, ignoring the catcalls of the crowd as he ascends the steps, wipes his feet on the apron, and steps through the ropes.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout I scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England, weighing 237 pounds...Sebastian Moore!

 

Bob Sinclair: Moore was the highest-ranked rookie last season; no doubt that he's looking to repeat that performance this season.

 

Tori Montgomery: That goes without saying, Bob. That Chonan Lock of his is as potent a finisher as I've seen in The League.

 

Frankie Garnett: No, the most potent finisher is Phoenix's body odor.

 

The League's largest member emerges from the back and walks to the ring, a smaller figure walking beside him on his left. As he approaches the steps, he pauses, bowing his head for a few seconds before taking a deep breath and releasing a shout to the skies above. His wife reaches up and gives him a quick peck on the cheek for luck as he ducks between the ropes and finishes his stretching.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Te'Snilo Bradenbury, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds...this is The Phoenix!

 

Bob Sinclair: The top man in the regular season last time out, there's a surprising number of people who think Phoenix could be poised to make a championship run this season.

 

Frankie Garnett: If it's to the buffet table, then yes, I'm one of those who think that.

 

Tori Montgomery: It will be interesting to see how Miss Bradenbury factors into the contest, at least from my point of view.

 

Sebastian Moore blocked the Front Facelock.

The Phoenix hit the Foot Stomp

The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow

The Phoenix applied the Front Facelock

The Phoenix applied the Side Headlock

The Phoenix hit the Side Headlock Takedown

The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull

Sebastian Moore broke the American Figure Four Leglock.

Sebastian Moore hit the Side Headlock Takedown

Sebastian Moore applied the Western Spinning Toe Hold

Sebastian Moore applied the Body Scissors

Sebastian Moore hit the Stomp

The Phoenix moved and the Seated Back Kick missed!

The Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

The Phoenix blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Sebastian Moore hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry

Sebastian Moore hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes

Sebastian Moore applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Kick Combo

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix.

Sebastian Moore climbs the turnbuckles.

Sebastian Moore hit the Flying Clothesline

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Chonan Lock.

The Phoenix hit the Diving DDT

Sebastian Moore counters by fighting back.

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow

The Phoenix counters by fighting back.

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

The Phoenix applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Sunset Flip.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out!

The Phoenix blocked the Gutwrench Suplex.

The Phoenix broke the Chonan Lock by reaching the ropes.

 

Frankie Garnett: There you go, Sebastian! Rip his leg off and beat him with it!

 

Tori Montgomery: Frankie, this is not Mortal Kombat. Give it a break.

 

Frankie Garnett: NEVER!

 

Bob Sinclair: I knew that was coming....

 

Sebastian Moore hit the Repeated Knee Lifts

The Phoenix counters by fighting back.

Sebastian Moore broke the Capture Suplex.

The Phoenix counters by reversing on Sebastian Moore.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Shoulder Tackle was countered into a Side Headlock Takedown.

The Phoenix blocked the Kneeling Kick Rush.

The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine.

The Phoenix throws Sebastian Moore to ringside.

The Phoenix leaves the ring.

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

Sebastian Moore escaped from the Eternal Requiem.

Sebastian Moore blocked the Capture Suplex.

The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.

The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.

The Phoenix gets into the ring.

The Phoenix leaves the ring.

Sebastian Moore recovers and stands up.

The referee begins counting the competitors out.

The Roundhouse Punch was countered into a Punch.

Sebastian Moore with the takedown, and he has that Chonan Lock on tight, Frankie!

 

Frankie Garnett: But it's outside the ring, Bob! What's the use in applying it out there?!

 

The referee reaches the halfway point of his count.

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix from behind.

The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out.

Sebastian Moore drags The Phoenix back into the ring.

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Kick Combo

Sebastian Moore hit the Kneeling Kick Rush

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix.

Te'Snilo Bradenbury tries to interfere, so Sebastian Moore knocks her off the apron.

 

Frankie Garnett: Serves you right! Now stay down there, grown-ups are fighting!

 

Tori Montgomery: Frankie, I think that is only going to get Phoenix very angry very quickly.

 

Frankie Garnett: And why is that?

 

Bob Sinclair: If you weren't such a chauvinist bachelor, you'd know.

 

Tori Montgomery: ZING!

 

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix from behind.

The Phoenix blocked the Neckbreaker.

The Phoenix blocked the Forward Russian Legsweep. This is the second block in a row, and The Phoenix takes control.

The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Sunset Flip.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

The Phoenix blocked the Repeated Knee Lifts.

The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Knife Edge Chop.

The Phoenix hit the Capture Suplex

Sebastian Moore slipped out the back of the Camel Clutch.

The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Chonan Lock.

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

Sebastian Moore counters by fighting back.

The Phoenix moved and the Leg Lariat missed!

The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Sebastian Moore blocked the Capture Suplex.

The Phoenix hit the Roundhouse Punch

The Phoenix picks up Sebastian Moore.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Phoenix hit the Capture Suplex

Sebastian Moore blocked the Camel Clutch.

Sebastian Moore slipped out the back of the Eternal Requiem.

The Phoenix slipped out of the Chonan Lock.

 

Bob Sinclair: Neither man can get their finisher locked in, though I would have to imagine that Phoenix is the worse for wear so far.

 

Tori Montgomery: I have to agree, Bob, especially having been caught in that Chonan Lock at least once.

 

Sebastian Moore blocked the Capture Suplex.

The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Forearm Blow.

The Phoenix counters by reversing on Sebastian Moore.

Sebastian Moore slipped out the back of the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry.

Sebastian Moore climbs the turnbuckles.

Sebastian Moore hit the Flying Double Axe Handle

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix.

The Phoenix blocked the Repeated Knee Lifts.

Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Kick Combo

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix.

Sebastian Moore whips The Phoenix to the corner.

The Phoenix moved and the Corner Clothesline missed!

Sebastian Moore broke the Capture Suplex.

The Phoenix counters by reversing on Sebastian Moore.

The Roundhouse Punch was countered into a Shooter Takedown.

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix from behind.

Sebastian Moore hit the Forward Russian Legsweep

Sebastian Moore picks up The Phoenix from behind.

The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Neckbreaker.

The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex

The Phoenix is struggling, trying to...yes! He has the Eternal Requiem locked in!

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Frankie Garnett: (Radio Edit)!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of sixteen minutes and forty seconds...The Phoenix!

 

Bob Sinclair: And the winning ways continue; Phoenix is picking up where he left off last season!

 

Tori Montgomery: Good. That just made the Beta Division that much more interesting.

 

Frankie Garnett: And why would you say that?

 

Super Century (0-0, 15%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (0-0, 15%)

 

Tori Montgomery: Because after last season, and the way that division is set up, we could see another 8-0 start this season.

 

Frankie Garnett: You've got to be kidding me!

 

Bob Sinclair: Tori has a point there, Frankie, but in any event, we're ready for our next match of the evening. We're wasting no time tonight; let's send it to Amelia.

 

Without warning, all of the lights go off around the beach, casting everything into pitch blackness. A few seconds pass before a spotlight shines on one of the turnbuckles, revealing no one there. This is repeated with all four turnbuckles, each revealing no one there. Finally, one last spotlight shines down onto the middle of the ring, which reveals the caped form of The League's resident superhero, who stands with arms folded and staring intently into the audience as the lights come back up.

 

Amelia Williams: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Halls of Justice, weighing 205 pounds...Super Century!

 

Frankie Garnett: You mean to tell me that this goof is back?

 

Tori Montgomery: Look, Frankie, just because you may not care for his gimmick, it doesn't mean that it deserves to be put down. Kids look up to the man!

 

Frankie Garnett: They need to look up to me!

 

Bob Sinclair: You're the perfect example of who NOT to look up to, Frankie.

 

Frankie Garnett: ....

 

As he emerges from the backstage area, the crowd erupts in cheers at the sight of one of the League's more recognizable members. He strides to the ring with a purpose, throwing his arms in the air as he steps between the ropes and looks out of the crowd assembled on the beach.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Tori Montgomery: Here's a question for you two. Does anyone else see the irony in having Raaize and Templeton in the same division for the second straight season?

 

Frankie Garnett: If it means we finally get to see ro-sham-LARRRIIIAAAATOOO, then I approve!

 

Bob Sinclair: I think it's an interesting choice, Tori. Those two know each other well enough, it should make for an interesting dynamic especially if they team up again at Tag Team Turmoil.

 

Tori Montgomery: Which, to my understanding, they will.

 

Frankie Garnett: We have teams already?

 

Tori Montgomery: Yep.

 

Frankie Garnett: Damn....

 

Nuclear Templeton hit the Elbow Blow

Nuclear Templeton hit the Bodyslam

Super Century moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

Super Century hit the Knee Pull

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Fist Drop missed!

Super Century slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry.

Super Century hit the Dropkick

Nuclear Templeton took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Short Arm Clothesline

Nuclear Templeton hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Nuclear Templeton hit the Snap Driving Elbow

Super Century broke the Seated Guillotine Choke by reaching the ropes.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Strong Forearm Strike Flurry

Nuclear Templeton drags Super Century back into the ring.

The Apocalypse Now was countered into a Elbow Strike.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Hammerlock Kick.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Super Century slipped out the back of the Rain of Pain.

Nuclear Templeton blocked the Forward Russian Legsweep.

Super Century hit the Running Bulldog

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Splash missed!

Super Century slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches.

Super Century hit the Inverted Atomic Drop

Nuclear Templeton broke the Hammerlock Kick.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Strong Charging Forearm was countered into a Zero Grav.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Zero Grav missed!

 

Frankie Garnett: One time too many, Century! Go back to superhero school or whatever it is they call it!

 

Tori Montgomery: He got all of the first Zero Grav, but Nuclear was ready for the second one and with good reason.

 

Bob Sinclair: That's why Templeton is a ring veteran. He knows to be ready for these things.

 

Super Century slipped out the back of the Apocalypse Now.

Nuclear Templeton broke the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm

Super Century slipped out the back of the Seated Guillotine Choke.

Super Century hit the Running Dropkick

Super Century picks up Nuclear Templeton.

The Small Package was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry.

Super Century blocked the Rain of Pain.

Nuclear Templeton picks up Super Century from behind.

Nuclear Templeton hit the Back Suplex Pin

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Super Century able to get out of the way of that vicious Nuclear Templeton punch....

Super Century climbs the turnbuckles.

Nuclear Templeton moved and the Flying Body Press missed!

Super Century tries to get out of the crucifix pin, but Nuclear is beating him senseless!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of seven minutes even...Nuclear Templeton!

 

Frankie Garnett: Okay, I'm happy with this result.

 

Tori Montgomery: I have a feeling that won't last...

 

Bob Sinclair: Agreed.

 

Diamond (0-0, 15%) vs. Maxx Skabb (0-0, 15%)

 

Frankie Garnett: But in any event, now we come to the part of the night I've been looking forward to!

 

Bob Sinclair: Tori, you may want to mute him. I think he's about to offend half our listening audience.

 

Tori Montgomery: Like he doesn't any other week?

 

Frankie Garnett: ...that was cold, you two.

 

Bob Sinclair: In any event....Amelia?

 

The League's lone female member emerges from backstage to a decidedly mixed reaction. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client.

 

Amelia Williams: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds...Diamond!

 

Bob Sinclair: Tori, we saw how Phoenix's new manager tried to assist him earlier. Should we expect the same from Jayde here?

 

Tori Montgomery: More than likely. And with Diamond being a natural heel, I'd expect to see it more often.

 

Frankie Garnett: Speaking of natural—

 

Bob Sinclair: Frankie, I'm cutting you off before our censors do.

 

Spotlights begin to pan over the audience, as if looking for someone. A dim red light shines on the entryway, revealing a hulking figure making his way to ringside. As he nears the ring itself, the spotlights immediately focus on him. He slides under the bottom rope, his orange jumpsuit a stark contrast to most of the clothing in the audience as he turns to face his opponent.

 

Amelia Williams: Her opponent, from the Orange County Correctional Facility, weighing 289 pounds...Maxx Skabb!

 

Tori Montgomery: This is probably the one man I would not want to be alone with in The League, guys. I have to give Diamond props for not running the hell away.

 

Frankie Garnett: And that is why you're not a wrestler, Tori.

 

Tori Montgomery: Thank goodness for that!

 

Bob Sinclair: It should be noted, ladies and gents, that Skabb's main finisher is banned from this match under threat of disqualification. We'll see how that affects him here.

 

Diamond applied the Front Facelock

Diamond hit the European Uppercut

Maxx Skabb moved and the Splits Counter Dropkick missed!

Maxx Skabb hit the Jab Punch

Maxx Skabb hit the Eye Gouge

Maxx Skabb hit the Running Shoulder Block

Maxx Skabb hit the Headbutt To Groin

Diamond blocked the Mounted Elbow Smashes.

Maxx Skabb picks up Diamond.

The High Knee was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Diamond hit the Face Stepping

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Maxx Skabb slipped out the back of the Legdrop To Groin.

Diamond slipped out of the Head Vice.

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

Maxx Skabb moved and the Running Dropkick missed!

Maxx Skabb hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Maxx Skabb hit the Big Legdrop

Diamond moved and the Gorilla Press missed!

Maxx Skabb moved and the Handspring Moonsault missed!

Maxx Skabb picks up Diamond.

Diamond broke the Over Shoulder Backbreaker.

Diamond hit the Dropkick To Knee

Maxx Skabb moved and the Running Dropkick missed!

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Maxx Skabb picks up Diamond.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Cue 3 Days Grace! Maxx Skabb is starting a Prison Riot!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Tori Montgomery: Holy....

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of four and a half minutes...Maxx Skabb!

 

Bob Sinclair: Maxx wasn't getting paid by the hour there, he just steamrolled Diamond!

 

Frankie Garnett: And he didn't even give Jayde a chance to interfere!

 

Tori Montgomery: Well, I think it's safe to say that losing the Lethal Injection didn't hurt him any....

 

Tarik Nolan (0-0, 15%) vs. Sean (0-0, 15%)

 

Frankie Garnett: Yeah, pretty much.

 

Bob Sinclair: We're still not wasting time here, it's on to the next match of the evening. To the ring we go!

 

He emerges from backstage, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as he stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan!

 

Bob Sinclair: Tarik was one of the so-called "Big Three" in the Gamma Division last year, going 10-4 before being bounced early in the playoffs. He's going to be looking to take another from his former division rival here.

 

Tori Montgomery: After the two matches these two had last season, I cannot wait to see round four between these two.

 

Frankie Garnett: OK, I'll admit; this one has me interested as well.

 

Tori Montgomery: Was that so hard?

 

Frankie Garnett: Yes. Yes it was.

 

Thanks to a handy bit of dry ice, fog rolls in from the entrance proper as a figure emerges, walking slowly to the ring and mentally preparing for what's ahead of him. He slides in under the bottom rope and walks over to one of the nearby turnbuckles, leaning up against them as Amelia begins to speak.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 230 pounds...Sean!

 

Bob Sinclair: Sean was the runner-up last season, and was the third-place finisher in season one. Vegas has him as a 1-3 favorite to win it all this season.

 

Frankie Garnett: And it's fools' money, too. I took Triumph at 2-1 odds, and do not regret it!

 

Tori Montgomery: Frankie, does everything for you revolve around betting?

 

Frankie Garnett: Pretty much, yes.

 

Tori Montgomery: It's a wonder you haven't been arrested yet, then....

 

Sean hit the Forearm Blow

Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Tarik Nolan hit the Punch

Sean blocked the Toss To Corner.

Sean moved and the Headbutt missed!

Sean hit the Eye Gouge

Sean hit the European Uppercut

Sean hit the Punch

Sean hit the Forearm Blow

Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Tarik Nolan hit the Punch

Tarik Nolan hit the European Uppercut

Sean broke the Face Rub.

Sean hit the Face Plant

Sean hit the Dropkick To Knee

Sean hit the Running Knee Lift

Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry.

Tarik Nolan hit the Atomic Drop

Sean counters by fighting back.

Sean hit the Dropkick To Knee

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Sean whips Tarik Nolan to the corner.

Tarik Nolan blocked the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry.

Sean hit the Corner Stomp Flurry

Sean picks up Tarik Nolan from behind.

Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Neckbreaker.

Tarik Nolan applied the Head Vice

Sean counters by fighting back.

Tarik Nolan counters by reversing on Sean.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Tarik Nolan hit the Spinebuster

The Headbutt To Groin was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Sean applied the Modified Figure Four Leglock

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

It's Still Locked In!

The referee has called for the bell!

 

Frankie Garnett: Wait, it's over?

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of five minutes and ten seconds...Sean!

 

Bob Sinclair: Sean putting the rest of the Gamma Division on notice that he does not intend to slow down this season, as he puts Nolan away in a hurry!

 

Tori Montgomery: If you left the room, folks, you missed it!

 

Frankie Garnett: I was sitting here and I almost missed it! That's how quick it was!

 

Scott Stevens (0-0, 14%) vs. El Demonio de Sangre (0-0, 18%)

 

Frankie Garnett: And now it's time for my favorite wrestler in The League to come out!

 

Tori Montgomery: But Frankie, Phoenix already wrestled tonight.

 

Frankie Garnett: I'm not talking about him!

 

Bob Sinclair: Cool it, you two. I don't want to have to separate you.

 

Emerging from the back without his customary introduction music, the crowd immediately erupts into a loud chorus of jeers as he walks towards the ring, doing everything in his power to egg them on. Finally getting to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and mockingly salutes the crowd, loving the reaction he is getting.

 

Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds..."The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!

 

Frankie Garnett: I still think this is a travesty that he can't bring his wife to ringside!

 

Tori Montgomery: Until the Commissioner's Office gets the fee for the managerial license, his hands are tied, Frankie.

 

Frankie Garnett: Doesn't mean that it's still not fair!

 

Bob Sinclair: Frankie, remember that Phoenix had to pay for his wife to come to the ring with him. There is precedent.

 

Frankie Garnett: Lies!

 

The anticipation draws cheers from crowd before the lone luchador in The League emerges from backstage. His mask is obscured by the dry ice-induced fog billowing around him, and it is a blood-red spotlight that follows him to the ring as he hops over the top rope and paces back and forth, waiting impatiently for the match to begin.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing 142 pounds...he is El Demonio de Sangre!

 

Bob Sinclair: Now here is someone who could use a major turnaround this season.

 

Tori Montgomery: No kidding, Bob. Demonio's the lowest-ranked returning member; he's got nowhere to go but up!

 

Frankie Garnett: Or face-first into the mat, whichever occurs first.

 

Scott Stevens hit the Punch

El Demonio de Sangre blocked the Slap Kick.

Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike

Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop

Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee

Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine

Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out the back of the La Magistral Cradle.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Hair Pull Takedown

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Scott Stevens moved and the Running Senton missed!

Scott Stevens hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

The Arachnophobia was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

Scott Stevens moved and the Stomp missed!

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out the back of the Toxic Sting.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Kick To Thigh

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Open Handed Slap

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Patadas Voladoras

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Rolling Senton

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Corkscrew Legdrop

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Quebrada

Scott Stevens moved and the Power Guillotina missed!

Scott Stevens applied the Camel Clutch

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Escaped!

The Powerbomb was countered into a Puñetazo.

The Leg Lariat was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo

El Demonio de Sangre counters by fighting back.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Patadas Voladoras

Scott Stevens easily broke the Quebradora De A Caballo.

Scott Stevens whips El Demonio de Sangre into the ropes.

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out of the Leaping Side Suplex.

Scott Stevens counters by reversing on El Demonio de Sangre.

Scott Stevens hit the Hot Shot

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre.

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out the back of the S.T.O..

Scott Stevens counters by reversing on El Demonio de Sangre.

Scott Stevens hit the Corner Triple Kick

El Demonio de Sangre counters by fighting back.

Scott Stevens blocked the Seated Face Plant.

Scott Stevens counters by reversing on El Demonio de Sangre.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre from behind.

Scott Stevens hit the German Suplex

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out!

 

Frankie Garnett: Stevens hit that move flush! I'm surprised Demonio kicked out of it!

 

Tori Montgomery: I'm not. Demonio's a tough competitor, no matter what his record says.

 

Bob Sinclair: He'll need that and then some to get back into this match; Stevens has dominated the early portion!

 

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out the back of the Toxic Sting.

Scott Stevens slipped out of the Neckbreaker.

El Demonio de Sangre blocked the Toxic Sting.

The Triple Kick Combo was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Leg Lariat

Scott Stevens counters by fighting back.

Scott Stevens hit the Powerbomb

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre from behind.

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out of the German Suplex.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Dropkicksault

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Slingshot Guillotina

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

Kick Out Just After Two!

El Demonio de Sangre climbs the turnbuckles.

Scott Stevens shook the ropes to stop the Moonsault Press.

Scott Stevens throws El Demonio de Sangre off the top rope.

El Demonio de Sangre counters by fighting back.

Scott Stevens moved and the Leg Lariat missed!

El Demonio de Sangre blocked the Toxic Sting.

Scott Stevens whips El Demonio de Sangre into the ropes.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Thrust Kick was countered into a Medio Cangrejo.

El Demonio de Sangre picks up Scott Stevens.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Patadas Voladoras

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Power Guillotina

El Demonio de Sangre picks up Scott Stevens.

Scott Stevens moved and the Leg Lariat missed!

El Demonio de Sangre broke the Toxic Sting.

Scott Stevens moved and the Pescado missed!

El Demonio de Sangre broke the Arachnophobia.

The Low Blow With Cradle was countered into a Punch.

Scott Stevens hit the Powerbomb

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre.

El Demonio de Sangre blocked the Toxic Sting.

Scott Stevens whips El Demonio de Sangre into the ropes.

Scott Stevens hit the Leaping Side Suplex

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre.

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out the back of the Toxic Sting.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Neckbreaker

Scott Stevens moved and the Power Guillotina missed!

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre.

Scott Stevens hit the S.T.O.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

 

Tori Montgomery: And again Demonio slips out! Not sure if he should have taken that extra second to recover before kicking out, though.

 

Frankie Garnett: And that is why he went 3-11 last season, Tori. A total lack of rational thought.

 

Bob Sinclair: Demonio needs some more offense, and it needs to happen real soon.

 

El Demonio de Sangre slipped out the back of the Toxic Sting.

El Demonio de Sangre hit the Dropkicksault

Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Senton missed!

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre.

The Powerbomb was countered into a Puñetazo.

The Patadas Voladoras was countered into a Dropkick.

Scott Stevens takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

The Camel Clutch was countered into a Legsweep Kick.

El Demonio de Sangre applied the Quebradora De A Caballo

The referee checks the submission...

It seems to be locked in!

Will This Be It?

A short struggle ends with the escape!

El Demonio de Sangre takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Scott Stevens counters by reversing on El Demonio de Sangre.

Scott Stevens hit the Leaping Side Suplex

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre from behind.

Scott Stevens climbs the turnbuckles.

El Demonio de Sangre shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick.

Scott Stevens counters by kicking El Demonio de Sangre away.

The Flying Clothesline was countered into a Patadas de Canguro.

Scott Stevens moved and the Slingshot Guillotina missed!

Scott Stevens takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre from behind.

Scott Stevens hit the Back Suplex

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre from behind.

Scott Stevens hit the Neckbreaker

Scott Stevens picks up El Demonio de Sangre.

And El Demonio de Sangre feels the Toxic Sting of Scott Stevens!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eighteen minutes even...Scott Stevens!

 

Frankie Garnett: And that is what I am talking about! No sign of PCS, no back issues...The Scorpion is back!

 

Tori Montgomery: I just hope I have enough earplugs for the next few months...

 

Bob Sinclair: Stevens seems to have put in the performance of the evening so far, and with one match to go, it's entirely possible that we may have seen the match of the night, folks.

 

Ezekial Kerghan (0-0, 19%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-0, 15%)

 

Frankie Garnett: Oh, so can I leave now?

 

Bob Sinclair: No, there's one more match left.

 

Frankie Garnett: Damn.

 

Tori Montgomery: This should be an intriguing matchup, as we'll finally get to see the League's two new rookies in action against each other.

 

Bob Sinclair: And there's no time like the present to get started. Let's go to Amelia to get us underway.

 

The first of the League rookies emerges from backstage, to a mixed reaction as he walks cautiously to the ring, trying to mentally prepare for his debut match.

 

Amelia Williams: This is our main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle!

 

Tori Montgomery: I mentioned it in the pre-show, but this man reminds me of Scott Stevens in how he approaches his abilities in the ring. He could be a dark horse this season for a playoff run.

 

Frankie Garnett: I'm not sure I see what's special about him.

 

Bob Sinclair: Coming from you, Frankie, I'm not shocked.

 

He comes out onto the entryway, nearly ripping down the curtain as he stares at the ring and his opponent. The crowd almost seem too terrified to boo this man as he storms towards the ring and under the bottom rope.

 

Amelia Williams: His opponent, from The Dog Pound, weighing 251 pounds...Ezekial Kerghan!

 

Frankie Garnett: Good grief, look at this guy! He makes Freddy Krueger have nightmares!

 

Bob Sinclair: He does look a bit unsettling, I'll give you that much.

 

Tori Montgomery: Guys, if you can't find me later, I'm hiding under the table.

 

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Running Clothesline

Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Ian Carlisle hit the Throat Thrust

Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge

The referee warns that that was illegal.

Ian Carlisle hit the Running Clothesline

Ian Carlisle hit the Stomp

Ian Carlisle picks up Ezekial Kerghan from behind.

Ian Carlisle applied the Arm Wringer

Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Leg Lariat missed!

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Jab Punch

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Punch

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Clubbing Blow

Ian Carlisle took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.

Ian Carlisle hit the High Knee

The Single Leg Grapevine was countered into a Low Blow.

The referee is furious at that breach of the rules.

Ezekial Kerghan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Side Suplex.

Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick

Ian Carlisle hit the Splash

Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry

Ezekial Kerghan picks up Ian Carlisle.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Twisting Neckbreaker

Ian Carlisle rushed the Slit Throat Motion.

Ian Carlisle hit the High Knee

 

Bob Sinclair: Carlisle has not backed down from the imposing Kerghan, and has been in control for most of the match.

 

Frankie Garnett: He's either brave or stupid, and they're the opposing sides of the same coin.

 

Tori Montgomery: Like you'd know, Frankie, you carry a two-headed coin with you at all times.

 

Frankie Garnett: Hey, it worked for Edgar Figaro!

 

Ezekial Kerghan blocked the Single Leg Grapevine.

Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed!

Ezekial Kerghan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Side Suplex.

Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick

Ian Carlisle picks up Ezekial Kerghan from behind.

Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Rana

Ian Carlisle picks up Ezekial Kerghan from behind.

Ezekial Kerghan broke the Springboard Body Press by falling on top.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out Just Before The Two!

Ezekial Kerghan whips Ian Carlisle into the ropes.

The Twisting Spinebuster was countered into a High Cross Body.

The referee begins the count...

1!

Kick Out!

Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles.

Ezekial Kerghan shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick.

Ezekial Kerghan throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope.

Ezekial Kerghan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind.

Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Neckbreaker.

Ian Carlisle whips Ezekial Kerghan into the ropes.

Ezekial Kerghan rushed the Hot Shot.

Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Redemption.

Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Rana

Ian Carlisle picks up Ezekial Kerghan from behind.

Ezekial Kerghan counters by fighting back.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

The Running Knee Lift was countered into a Kick To Knee.

Ezekial Kerghan slipped out the back of the Small Package.

A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.

Ian Carlisle counters by reversing on Ezekial Kerghan.

Ezekial Kerghan counters by fighting back.

Ian Carlisle blocked the Redeem Thee and They Will Fall.

Ezekial Kerghan whips Ian Carlisle into the ropes.

Ezekial Kerghan hit the Punch

Ian Carlisle broke the Powerbomb Pin.

Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Springboard Body Press missed!

Ezekial Kerghan picks up Ian Carlisle.

Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Implant DDT.

Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick

Ezekial Kerghan blocked the Camel Clutch.

Ian Carlisle picks up Ezekial Kerghan.

Ezekial Kerghan moved and the Springboard Rana missed!

Preach it, Kerghan! Redeem Thee...and They Will Fall!

The referee begins the count...

1!

2!

This Could Be It!

The referee's hand starts coming down...

3!

 

Frankie Garnett: Testify!

 

Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of ten minutes and forty seconds...Ezekial Kerghan!

 

Bob Sinclair: And Kerghan finds a way to prevail with his finisher banned from the match!

 

Frankie Garnett: Beta Division, watch out! Kerghan looks to be serious!

 

Tori Montgomery: This is going to be one hell of a season, gentlemen!

 

Bob Sinclair: Indeed it is, Tori. Ladies and gentlemen, for Tori Montgomery and Frankie Garnett, I'm Bob Sinclair...see you next week from Omaha, Nebraska!

 

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SHOW SUMMARY

 

1. Johnny Triumph (1-0) def. SGRaaize (0-1)

* Time of match: 5:10

* Match Rating: F

* Winner's Offense: 44%

* Triumph's Body Health: Head 92, Body 96, Arms 86, Legs 94

* Raaize's Body Health: Head 89, Body 93, Arms 100, Legs 96

* 11 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.60 points towards their season totals.

 

2. CAGE MATCH: Robbie Maynard (1-0) def. Thor Hammerskald (0-1)

* Time of match: 8:40

* Match Rating: F

* Winner's Offense: 43%

* Maynard's Body Health: Head 84, Body 90, Arms 100, Legs 100

* Hammerskald's Body Health: Head 74, Body 92, Arms 95, Legs 95

* 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 4.00 points towards their season totals.

 

3. The Phoenix (1-0) def. Sebastian Moore (0-1)

* Time of match: 16:40

* Match Rating: D

* Winner's Offense: 46%

* Phoenix's Body Health: Head 57, Body 82, Arms 100, Legs 87

* Moore's Body Health: Head 80, Body 74, Arms 100, Legs 91

* 12 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.33 points towards their season totals.

 

4. Nuclear Templeton (1-0) def. Super Century (0-1)

* Time of match: 7:00

* Match Rating: E

* Winner's Offense: 60%

* Templeton's Body Health: Head 86, Body 94, Arms 100, Legs 97

* Century's Body Health: Head 66, Body 89, Arms 100, Legs 99

* 11 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.60 points towards their season totals.

 

5. Maxx Skabb (1-0) def. Diamond (0-1)

* Time of match: 4:30

* Match Rating: F

* Winner's Offense: 64%

* Skabb's Body Health: Head 96, Body 98, Arms 100, Legs 93

* Diamond's Body Health: Head 85, Body 90, Arms 100, Legs 97

* 11 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.60 points towards their season totals.

 

6. Sean (1-0) def. Tarik Nolan (0-1)

* Time of match: 5:10

* Match Rating: F

* Winner's Offense: 59%

* Sean's Body Health: Head 95, Body 96, Arms 100, Legs 99

* Nolan's Body Health: Head 90, Body 96, Arms 100, Legs 86

* 9 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.78 points towards their season totals.

 

7. Scott Stevens (1-0) def. El Demonio de Sangre (0-1)

* Time of match: 18:00

* Match Rating: B+

* Winner's Offense: 61%

* Stevens' Body Health: Head 63, Body 80, Arms 100, Legs 94

* Demonio's Body Health: Head 53, Body 68, Arms 100, Legs 85

* This is the Match of the Night

* 8 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.00 points towards their season totals.

 

8. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0) def. Ian Carlisle (0-1)

* Time of match: 10:40

* Match Rating: C

* Winner's Offense: 48%

* Kerghan's Body Health: Head 80, Body 87, Arms 99, Legs 99

* Carlisle's Body Health: Head 80, Body 94, Arms 99, Legs 97

* 12 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.45 points towards their season totals.

 

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WEEK TWO SCHEDULE: Omaha, Nebraska (US: Mid West)

(American style crowd, ref bumps allowed, Sports Entertainment style match)

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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Well, it looks like my match against Maynard went the same was as last time; I had the majority of the offense, but couldn't finish. Aaaanyway

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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Johnny Triump defeats SGRaaize: Damn, first loss already, I was fairly positive I was gonna win this one too, having a bigger popularity and probably a bigger resillence and strenght, and I was even doing well, but I guess there's a reason why Triumph is the champion, also, if I gotta be defeated decisively, there's no more badass way to be than trying my two finishers, failling both and getting powerslammed and submitted out nowhere. Badass finish.

 

Robbie Maynard defeats Thor Hammerskald: Wow, what? Very unexpected loss for Thor, he had almost two times more the popularity, also, weird sequence with Thor trying to go for the top and trying to hit a flying move thrice, I guess it didn't matter in the long run but I thought it was weird, I don't remember Thor flying before (I might be having a memory failure, derp).

 

The Phoenix defeats Sebastian Moore: Not surprised with the result, could have gone either way, loved the match, was cool all the way through, especially how Moore managed to get The Phoenix... outside the ring, I was all like "OH, COME ON".

 

Nuclear Templeton defeats Super Century: Even after three bad predictions, I knew I was gonna win this one, Nuclear was awesome, no-sold Zero-Grav, did damage and picked Super Century piece by piece, and then destroyed him with the Crucifix Punchan Sequence. All to be expected. A shame it didn't end with the Lariat :(

 

Maxx Skabb defeats Diamond: As soon as I saw "Skabb's main finisher is banned from this match under threat of disqualification", I was like "Oh boooooy..." If I knew that, I would have predicted Diamond, its a good thing I didn't though, cause this was a badass squash :D

 

Sean defeats Tarik Nolan: Yep, its confirmed, Sean is Tarik Nolan's kryptonite, badass how Tarik shrugged off the attacks but Sean still easily avoided the counters and took Tarik to the ground for an easy squash over the big man.

 

Scott Stevens defeats El Demonio de Sangre: El Demonio de Sangre is like those Jobbers at the Japanese Federations, he always fights like a champion, but ends up losing in one way or another, now he needs the Japanese push, where he starts winning every match until he gets to the main event scene :p

 

Ezekial Kerghan defeats Ian Carlisle: Flipped a coin here, the coin went wrong ;_;

 

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Predictions for the Next Show

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

I don't see El Demonio de Sangre getting the Japanese Push just yet :p

 

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

Hmm, interesting match up, I bet wrongly against both of these, Ezekial Kerghan has the bigger reputation, but honestly, I still don't know if he has a great build or if he just had a less bad build than Carlisle, while I clearly know that The Phoenix has a good build by seeing it and by seeing the results. So I'l bet on The Phoenix here.

 

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

They never faced before, and while I know Thor Hammerskald disappointed before with a big reputation difference, I think he will win it this week.

 

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

Maxx Skabb all the way, the way he dominated Diamond was awesome

 

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

Yeah, I'm not gonna say its impossible for me to win this match, but its very unlikely, the record in this match up is 2-1 for Nuclear ATM, and I expect it to be 3-1 by next Sunday.

 

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

Always bet on Sean, this match up is 1-0 for Sean, and Sean will win it again.

 

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

I expect the same thing to happen the last two times this match happened: 1) Tarik Nolan wins. 2) Its a MOTN. Or I would have, if it wasn't for the fact Johnny Trumph has 21% of reputation over Tarik Nolan. Total squash incoming

 

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

This match up is at 1-1, Scott Stevens had a hard time defeating El Demonio de Sangre and Diamond was totally squashed like a bug... I'm giving it to Scott Stevens, even knowing Diamond has the reputation advantage, because I just think Scott Stevens has the resillence to screw Diamond's ****

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And the greatest reversal in the history of the League comes back to once again help me to victory. Woo!

 

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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Nuclear off to a good start again, and with barely a scratch on him. I just can't see how he can possibly lose this season. :cool:

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

 

Missed a pick, there.

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A valiant effort, just not enough offense.

 

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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WEEK TWO SCHEDULE: Omaha, Nebraska (US: Mid West)

(American style crowd, ref bumps allowed, Sports Entertainment style match)

 

DELTA DIVISION: El Demonio de Sangre (0-1, 11%) vs. Sebastian Moore (0-1, 15%)

BETA DIVISION: The Phoenix (1-0, 13%) vs. Ezekial Kerghan (1-0, 14%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Thor Hammerskald (0-1, 18%) vs. Super Century (0-1, 10%)

GAMMA DIVISION FIRST BLOOD MATCH: Ian Carlisle (0-1, 10%) vs. Maxx Skabb (1-0, 20%)

DELTA DIVISION: SGRaaize (0-1, 17%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (1-0, 17%)

GAMMA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-0, 16%) vs. Sean (1-0, 18%)

ALPHA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-0, 29%) vs. Tarik Nolan (0-1, 8%)

BETA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Scott Stevens (1-0, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-1, 23%)

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Scott Stevens

League House Show, Location Unknown: Locker Room

February 28, 2011, 10:30 p.m. local time

 

(We open up with a camera man following a local reporter through the halls of the arena in which the League is in town performing on a show for the masses in attendance.)

 

Reporter: He said take a left at the end of the hotdog stand.

 

(Turns left.)

 

Reporter: Here we are.

 

(The Reporter adjusts his suit and does the old breath check by breathing into his hand and then smelling it before he knocks on the door.)

 

Wrestler: Enter.

 

(The reporter makes his way into the locker room and we get a glimpse of the wrestler, that's fixing to be interviewed's, back as he puts on his suit jacket.)

 

Reporter: We are ready when you are sir.

 

(The wrestler turns around and it's the one and only.......)

 

Scorpion: What!?!?!?!? Were you expecting someone else? I think not. Because the megastar of this company is the one everyone should be listening to.

 

Reporter: First off, congratulations on your first win against El Demonio de Sangre to start off The League's Season 3.

 

Scorpion: Thank you, but it was a give me match. The so called Devil of Blood stood no chance against this Scorpion because my Holy Christian beliefs were stronger than his demonic and satanic beliefs. It was made clear when my boot burned and imprinted onto his soulless face just like a cross burning a demon's flesh to remind him not to **** with me. After he fell victim to Scorpion's wrath because "God's Wrath" isn't nearly as powerful, he looked up at me and begged me to save him and I whispered no!!!!!!

 

Reporter: Riiiiiiiight. So it appears you are doing great. All healed up from your injuries from last season?

 

Scorpion: Yep, my broken back just needed the few months off to heal properly and I've passed all the concussion tests so hopefully that two bit con-man Commissioner Marshall implemented better regulations on concussions so the rest of the roster don't have to go through what I went through.

 

Reporter: Well that's good for you to say......

 

Scorpion: I'm just messing with you man. I could care less what happens to these losers because I'm here to make my money and win my championship that I was screwed out of last year and everyone knows it.

 

Reporter: Not this again.

 

Scorpion: Don't cover up the truth. My record should have been 8-6, that flaming ****atoo never beat me cleanly. You know it, he knows it, and Marshall knows it. Management purposely kept me out of the playoffs because they didn't want to pay me even more when I would have added their championship into my already enormous collection of title belts.

 

Reporter: Speaking of the championship, what are your thoughts on current champion Johnny Triumph?

 

Scorpion: My thoughts on Triumph is that he is a deserving champion, however he is just a transitional champion because that title belongs to me and me alone. Whenever we do meet later this season I will take what is rightfully mine. If the Commish tries to keep me away from it I promise him this, I'll pull an "nWo" on the title after I win it just to you know, "stick it to the man."

 

Reporter: Well, can I get your thoughts on your other opponents?

 

Scorpion: Sure, why not.

 

Reporter: Super Century?

 

Scorpion: The resident superhero, also the biggest joke of the company. When he cross my path it was like a car running into a brick wall because he was totaled when I was through with him. All I can say is say your prayers, drink your milk, eat your vitamins, kiss the babies, and ride a unicorn and maybe.....just maybe you'll win a match.

 

Reporter: Ouch. Some harsh statements.

 

Scorpion: Well the truth hurts and I don't get paid the big bucks to be nice and hold people's hand.

 

Reporter: Next up is Tarik Nolan.

 

Scorpion: Next.

 

Reporter: Ok.

 

(Looks at roster sheet.)

 

Reporter: Thor Hammerskald

 

Scorpion: What can I say, for claiming to be a Norse God he kind of sucks.

 

Reporter: He's not a God.

 

Scorpion: Oh!!! Then what is he?

 

Reporter: He's a Viking.

 

Scorpion: Well I don't like people from Minnesota.

 

Reporter: He's not that kind of Viking.

 

Scorpion: Dude, now you're just confusing me. Whose next?

 

Reporter: Ezekial "ACE" Kerghan.

 

Scorpion: Who?

 

Reporter: He's a rookie and he's a hardcore specialist apparently.

 

Scorpion: Hardcore specialist? Please, the only thing hardcore this curtain jerker has ever done is get a paper cut from wiping his ass too hard from some cheap toilet paper. Unlike this loser, I embody all that is hardcore, and if you disagree my dvds say otherwise. So Ezekial go back to the hardware store you came from before this righteous man sets his sights on you and and I strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger and then and only then you will know my name is Scorpion when I lay my sting into thee.

 

Reporter: Getting religious now are we?

 

Scorpion: Just speaking from the soul man.

 

Reporter: Ian Carlisle.

 

Scorpion: Another jobber who some skank, who will remain nameless, compared to me. Let me set the record straight, I'm unique and one of a kind. No one can do what I do. Sure this guy can try and be like me but he will never be me.

 

Reporter: Any comments for the nameless woman you mentioned?

 

Scorpion: Yes, Skanky, I was going to be a man and squash our silly little beef but you just couldn't resist talking more smack could you? You see I may be a jack of all trades but I'm a master in the art of kicking ass. So get your ear plugs ready because my praises will be heard loud and clear all season long.

 

Reporter: Sean.

 

Scorpion: He is like the Buffalo Bills. He gets hot, makes the playoffs, gets to the championship and does what he does best and that is choke.

 

Reporter: Robbie Maynard.

 

Scorpion: To be honest I want to avoid him as much as possible because unlike his performance last year would suggest I suspect he will be a major player this season.

 

Reporter: What makes you think that?

 

Scorpion: I heard from my friend, whose cousin knows a guy who knows Joey Numbers who knows a guy who knows his trainer and he said he had completely changed up his approach and everything.

 

Reporter: And that is "reliable" information?

 

Scorpion: The best.

 

(rolls eyes.)

 

Reporter: Next up is SGRaaize.

 

Scorpion: Better off playing DJ than wrestling.

 

Reporter: Sebastian Moore.

 

Scorpion: The man many say was the pick of Season 2. I beg to differ.

 

Reporter: What about Maxx Skabb?

 

Scorpion: What about him?

 

Reporter: Your thoughts?

 

Scorpion: What can I say? He's a convict on a work release program that I'm going to shank with my shiv and send him back to Riker's Island in a body bag.

 

Reporter: Nuclear Templeton.

 

Scorpion: First off, the only thing "nuclear" about this guy was the explosive diarrhea he was dropping after he drank the water and ate the unpasteurized diary products in Mexico. The radioactive meter was definitely registering high when you passed by his room because the smell was peeling the paint right off the wall. Hope he learned his lesson so next time we can be saved from his "atomic bombs."

 

Reporter: Next up is Phoenix and his wife Te'Snilo Bradenbury.

 

Scorpion: What can I say to the buzzard that he doesn't already know. He knows he didn't beat me last year and he can't beat me this season. No medical dqs will stop me for what I have in store for you this season, mark my words fat man.

 

Reporter: Any for his lovely wife?

 

Scorpion: Yes. Don't think of interfering in the match because if you do you will end up just like every other woman who's tried to "man up" and make a name off me. You saw what happened to Diamond didn't you? You don't want to end up like her do you? So stick to what you know best and that's supplying your dough boy husband with steroids and rigging the tests so he can come out positive and that's it. If you cross me you will end up getting F-U-B-A-Red I promise you.

 

Reporter: Speaking of Diamond, anything final comments to your opponent next week?

 

Scorpion: Diamond, sweetie, I told you last season that you shouldn't be doing this and I guess I have to prove my point again and remind you that your place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. The bright side is that if I want a blood diamond I don't have to travel to Sierra Leone to get them, I can just pound you into mush until you bleed like a stuck pig.

 

Reporter: Well there you have it folks strong words from the always confident and ****y Scorpion this is....

 

Scorpion: One last thing. Frankie my man, the wife says hey and you should swing by this weekend for a BBQ we are having at the house and tell Sinclair I said he can kiss it. Oh and Amelia, the wifey and I will meet you at the hotel around 1 am.

 

(Scorpion winks into the camera.)

 

Reporter: Oh, before I forget would you like to address certain rumors going around the locker room?

 

Scorpion: What rumors would those be?

 

Reporter: That two people from your past may be signing a deal with the federation in the future.

 

Scorpion: Really? And which two individuals would these be?

 

Reporter: We have no idea, that's why I'm asking you.

 

Scorpion: News to me but the fact is it doesn't matter who it is because they will all feel my sting if they sign that dotted line. Last I heard of Sheridan he went "A-WoL" and was in a federale prison. Driver was still getting high and talking to a video game character whose a giant yellow ball that eats ghosts. Oakston was still getting pinned and paid. Kraven was big pimpin in Vegas. The Red Freak was playing gangster in his mom's basement in Omaha. Darkstone was locking himself in a dark room, listening to bad emo music and cutting himself. Deacon died in a plane crash over the Amazon apparently. And Creed just faded into obscurity after his MMA movie career fizzled.

 

Reporter: What about that it could be your brothers joining?

 

Scorpion: Ha! I don't think the short bus can cross state lines so George is screwed and that ungrateful, bastard Richard knows better not to show up. He thinks he's better than the family and doesn't have to pay his dues. After all I did for his spoiled ass and for him to turn around and burn me like that just know little brother you have an ass kicking awaiting you if you show up because it's not Gen Me Me Me like you think it is. It's more of the you bit the hand that fed you and you must pay for it.

 

(Screen fades 2 black.)

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Ian carlisle

In New York City

Feburary 29 2011

 

This is the life, This is what I love to do.

Am I upset to losing To Ezekial "ACE" Kerghan, of course but that's wrestling, it was my first match ever, and he has the exprience edge over me.

 

So Scott Stevens, you say that I can not do what you can do , but Scotty boy I can do anything you can do. Where you get off on slandering Tori Montgemory is one thing I will never know, she doing her level best to be fair , and if you can not be a better man , then maybe I will have to something about it.

 

But that's the future , next week I have got Maxx Skabb in a First Blood Match , and I have seen the numbers , noone give me much of a chance of beating Him, but anything can happen in professional wrestling. But rest assured I will be ready and willing to be what it takes to win.

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All right, folks, a little bit of heads-up here.

 

Due to recent changes in my normal weekend plans, I will be moving the show to Monday nights, starting with the Week Two show.

 

I have another writing project that requires my attention tonight, so I will be unable to get pages updated unless I get on a major roll and get everything done before Raw is halfway over tonight. Thus, the plan is to have character pages and the week two pre-show posted by tomorrow evening to allow for training and such to be done.

 

I will post revised deadlines when I post the pre-show. I do have one request--if you're not going to spend your training cash because you're saving up for something or would rather wait to apply it to more points in a skill at once, I would appreciate it if you let me know ahead of time, so I can run matches as pairings complete their training/lack thereof each week. Any situations that I already know about (you know who you are) have already been taken into consideration, and will continue until I hear otherwise from you.

 

You can (obviously) change your mind and spend points before deadline, as that would mean I'd simply have to re-run a match again, but the earlier I can get matches done, the better (especially on these alternate weeks where I have other duties that require my attention).

 

I apologize for any inconvenience.

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Lisa Stevens

Location Unknown: Hotel Room

March 1, 2011, 9:00 a.m. local time

 

(We open up to the lovely Lisa Stevens rocking the ever so comfy sweat pants with the towel wrapped around her hair look while sipping on a cup of Joe while surfing the Internet on her neon pink laptop. She is checking various sites and when she finishes with those she goes to The League's main web page and sees an article with the title, "Ian Carlisle calls out Scorpion.")

 

Lisa: Hmmmmmmmmm. This should be interesting.

 

(She clicks on the link and begins reading. After she gets done reading it she takes a sip of her coffee and smirks a little before she turns on the web cam to record a response.)

 

Lisa: Ian, Ian, Ian. Since you don't know my husband personally and since you are a nameless nobody you will refer to him as Scorpion or Mr. Stevens in future references. Now that little tid bit is out of the way we can address the subject at hand. You see Ian, you aren't even worth my husband's time. He's off getting things in order for later so he can take me out on the town and treat me like the queen I am. In the mean time I will address you myself. You say you can do anything my husband does, however last week you proved you couldn't "man up" to the task. You see he won his match because that's what he does and that is win because he was born a winner. You on the other hand lost and proves the fact you will always be a loser when comparing yourself to the greatness that is Scott Stevens. About that so called threat you through out there.

 

(Lisa chuckles a bit.)

 

Lisa: If you want to be Skanky's knight in shining armor so be it. It will just cause you to be in a world of pain in the future kid. That little hussy has been bad mouthing us since the day we set foot into this company because she didn't like our attitude. Well, when you are this good and can back up what you say it is kind of hard not to have an attitude that rubs people the right way. If the tramp would only keep her mouth we wouldn't say anything but no she just keeps on yapping which is why we responded back because if you continue to play with Fyre you are bound to get burned and she just keeps throwing gas on the fire so to speak. Wave her colors and fight for her honor when you face Scott and we will proudly make you suffer for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. We will use you as a perfect example to everyone who might have a problem with us.

 

(Lisa reaches over and turns the web cam off and uploads the video to the website.)

 

(Screen fades 2 black.)

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All right, folks, a little bit of heads-up here.

 

Due to recent changes in my normal weekend plans, I will be moving the show to Monday nights, starting with the Week Two show.

 

I have another writing project that requires my attention tonight, so I will be unable to get pages updated unless I get on a major roll and get everything done before Raw is halfway over tonight. Thus, the plan is to have character pages and the week two pre-show posted by tomorrow evening to allow for training and such to be done.

 

I will post revised deadlines when I post the pre-show. I do have one request--if you're not going to spend your training cash because you're saving up for something or would rather wait to apply it to more points in a skill at once, I would appreciate it if you let me know ahead of time, so I can run matches as pairings complete their training/lack thereof each week. Any situations that I already know about (you know who you are) have already been taken into consideration, and will continue until I hear otherwise from you.

 

You can (obviously) change your mind and spend points before deadline, as that would mean I'd simply have to re-run a match again, but the earlier I can get matches done, the better (especially on these alternate weeks where I have other duties that require my attention).

 

I apologize for any inconvenience.

 

Depending on how much I made will determine if I spend any this week.

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