Comradebot Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 0%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangrel Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Wow! Nice way to pick up my first MOTN. I think that's probably the first match I've had that's even gone past 12 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek B Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Love the finish to the main event, I can just see Century soaring through the air Superman style to hit that move. And a Chuck Norris endorsed marathon match of the night... man, those two are gonna be feeling the effects of that match for a long while yet. And the best bit of all, Nuclear picks up the win by punching someone in the face. In fact, three signature/finishers being used at the end makes me happy. Good to see Nukes does remember how to win, that 2 match losing streak was starting to worry me. One team revealed for the Tag Team Turmoil too... methinks I should probably get back to my PMs to see if anything is going to happen there. Waitaminute! Rannulf, a giant blobular German has 0 popularity in Los Angeles? OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 0%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Derek B" data-cite="Derek B" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="32698" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Waitaminute! Rannulf, a giant blobular German has 0 popularity in Los Angeles? <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Gah...apparently no two Umlauts are the same. C-BOT!!!! <img alt=":mad:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <span style="font-size:24px;">RANNULF'S POPULARITY IS 19, NOT 0 AS SHOWN. PLEASE ADJUST YOUR PICKS ACCORDINGLY!</span></p><p> </p><p> It should read Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengburg (1-1, 19%).</p><p> </p><p> I'll fix it shortly.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 One team revealed for the Tag Team Turmoil too... methinks I should probably get back to my PMs to see if anything is going to happen there. Yeah I think you and I are the only ones whose tag partners didn't return this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek B Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Gah...apparently no two Umlauts are the same. C-BOT!!!! RANNULF'S POPULARITY IS 19, NOT 0 AS SHOWN. PLEASE ADJUST YOUR PICKS ACCORDINGLY! It should read Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengburg (1-1, 19%). I'll fix it shortly. Bet you're glad someone is overseeing this mess. If only I could get that referee to realise he made a fast count on the first show of season and then I'd be really happy. Yeah I think you and I are the only ones whose tag partners didn't return this year. I've been toying around with an idea in my head for a while... might finally have a good way to get Nuclear out of my head and into some sort of text based, character driven entertainment thing... similar to Scott Stevens, but actually entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I've been toying around with an idea in my head for a while... might finally have a good way to get Nuclear out of my head and into some sort of text based, character driven entertainment thing... similar to Scott Stevens, but actually entertaining. Lies!!!!!!!!!!! Scott Stevens is the most entertaining man in the history of......everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 My partner...isn't really here......:(:(/( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 My partner...isn't really here......:(:(/( I'm not about to split the defending champs unless I have damn good reason to. In other news, CHARACTER PAGES HAVE BEEN UPDATED. I will update the current standings and weekly schedule tomorrow, if all goes well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangrel Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 19%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian carlisle Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Press Conference with Carlisle and Stanton at Stanton Corp. HQ Stanton's PR Officer I like to introduce my boss the real star of the League Benjamin T. Stanton Jr. Stanton As you know I am man who only makes they right decision in business and in life. Person #1 Is this about your girlfriends party in which you more money than a developing Country. Stanton That is later. This a much more professional meeting. It is about one of the most important events in the league Tag Team Turmoil. To do better I am picking a partner, who I feel is a man of integrity someone who is nearly as good as me in the ring, results or not. Person #2 So I assume you mean the phoenix Stanton No I don't Mr. Divorce Mountain, who in an unrelated matter I will be funding his ex-wife divorce case. Person #1 and 2 Get on with it! Stanton I will be teaming with the man who entatainer of the season last season, Ian Carlisle. Everyone in the crowd~ huh? wait? what? Stanton Well I could explain or he could Person #2 He is here Stanton Yes he is here it is a joint conference. Without further ado introducing my friend Ian Carlisle. Carlisle So you all want to know why I have become partners with a man who I have on the face of nothing in coming with. Well you are dead wrong. Me and him have more things in common than you think. We are both young Dynamic Wrestling in the League. We share a business which you know is our business and I suppose it is time Ben that we can bring out the Belts Person #3 I know my wrestling, you guys have never teamed before. Stanton Firstly I don't fake titles I win them. we won the Pan-European Tag Team Tourney to win these. if you haven't heard of the tournament it is because you are an Ignorant SWF swine. Carlisle Anyway , I believe that a person has a bad reputation in the locker room but is not bad to you, then guess what that is just not my problem. He has not given me any issues to deal with him and Triumph is ungrateful for me teaming with him. Oh I will try and push him to be more charitable. Stanton This press conference is over please leave my property in 5 minutes or I will realize my security guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling Century Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 0%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i effin rule Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I give up. No sir you don't! Believe me I've wanted too. After the week I've had I wanted to quit but you cant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKenwyne Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 19%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJAlex Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 19%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) :cool::cool::cool: Later CJAlex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMcG Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 19%) OMEGA DIVISION Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION Hardcore Match Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 Season Five, Week Three December 5, 2011 http://i986.photobucket.com/albums/ae344/ShadowedFlames/GDS%20League%20Stuff/BeyondRingsideBanner.jpg Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Beyond Ringside! I'm Tori Montgomery, and after two weeks of the new season, only four wrestlers remain undefeated. Tonight, we'll take a gander at the current (mostly tied) standings, take a look at the card for tomorrow night, and I'll do my best to befuddle everyone with a bunch of numbers and formulas...you may know it as "By The Numbers." With that said, let's get started, shall we? CURRENT SEASON STANDINGS ALPHA DIVISION 1. Maxx Skabb (2-0, 3.500 AMR) 2. Scott Stevens (1-1, 5.500 AMR) 3. Diamond (1-1, 5.500 AMR) 4. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 5.000 AMR) 5. Pizza Mask III (1-1, 3.500 AMR) 6. Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 1.500 AMR) 7. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 1.000 AMR) 7. Jack Lightning (1-1, 1.000 AMR) 9. The Phoenix (1-1, 0.000 AMR) 10. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 0.500 AMR) OMEGA DIVISION 1. Master Imoka (2-0, 7.000 AMR) 2. Super Century (2-0, 6.000 AMR) 3. Sean (2-0, 0.500 AMR) 4. Johnny Triumph (1-1, 9.000 AMR) 5. Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 7.500 AMR) 6. Robbie Maynard (1-1, 3.500 AMR) 7. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (1-1, 2.500 AMR) 8. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 10.000 AMR) 9. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 7.000 AMR) 10. Tarik Nolan (0-2, 3.000 AMR) BY THE NUMBERS Long-time followers of this column may remember that at one point, I had posted a Sabermetric-esque By the Numbers. Now that I have an actual name for this rating, I'll be doing that again this week. For those of you who are either new to this feature, or may have forgotten, I'll explain the mechanics again. A League member's Efficiency Rating (EFR) is derived from several aspects: 1) Winning matches quicker than the overall League Average Match Time, 2) Winning with more offense than the Average Winner's Offensive Percentage, 3) Taking longer to lose a match than the overall League Average Match Time, and 4) Having more offense in a loss than the Average Loser's Offensive Percentage. Two scores are generated—one for the wins a wrestler has, and one for the losses. Those scores are then weighted for how much of a percentage they relate to a wrestler's win-loss record (e.g. a person with a 40-10 record will have their score calculated with 80% of the winning EFR and 20% of the losing EFR). The results of that computation are then added together to end up with the overall EFR of a League member over the course of their tenure in The League. The higher a positive number, the better. This means that a wrestler is winning matches faster and more decisively than the average, while taking longer to lose and doing better offensively while doing so. If a wrestler's EFR is negative, it means that they are taking longer to defeat opponents than the average League member does, plus they are likely losing faster than the average League member and without a lot of offense in doing so. When these scores are published, an "average" line is also included. With that, let's start crunching some numbers, shall we? OVERALL LEAGUE EFFICIENCY RATING Averages as of time of posting: 12:24 match time, 54.30% offense for winner / 45.70% offense for loser 1. Dante Lorenzo (10-6): 149.459 EFR 2. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (4-12): 103.481 EFR 3. Sean (42-16): 86.084 EFR 4. Sebastian Moore (15-15): 74.778 EFR 5. Robbie Maynard (33-25): 69.673 EFR 6. Ian Carlisle (8-22): 57.038 EFR 7. The Phoenix (32-26): 53.849 EFR 8. Diamond (28-30): 53.517 EFR 9. Nuclear Templeton (38-20): 52.369 EFR 10. Johnny Triumph (35-23): 16.140 EFR 11. Super Century (10-20): -36.435 EFR 12. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (6-10): -41.088 EFR 13. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (7-9): -42.697 EFR 14. Jack Lightning (4-12): -44.725 EFR 15. Scott Stevens (22-12): -73.087 EFR 16. Maxx Skabb (31-27): -78.506 EFR 17. Tarik Nolan (29-29): -132.099 EFR 18. Thor Hammerskald (23-21): -138.607 EFR 19. Master Imoka (8-8): -146.785 EFR 20. Pizza Mask III (6-10): -203.064 EFR PREDICTION CENTRAL Most Correct for the Week: 7, by Wrestling Century Most Points for the Week: 22.41, by Wrestling Century. This was fueled by being the only person to pick Super Century's upset of Tarik Nolan (worth 12 points in and of itself). In the usual early season chaos, that's enough for him to jump to the top spot after the second week of the season, with last week's top two remaining in second and third. CURRENT PREDICTION STANDINGS 1. Wrestling Century: 28.71 points (22.41 last week), 11 total picks correct. 2. GruntMark: 27.62 points (12.03 last week), 15 total picks correct. 3. OctoberRaven: 22.00 points (4.41 last week), 11 total picks correct. 4. Jman2k3: 21.95 points (8.24 last week), 12 total picks correct. 5. Ranson: 21.12 points (8.03 last week), 13 total picks correct. 6. Dangrel: 19.10 points (9.04 last week), 11 total picks correct. 7. TheKenwyne: 17.16 points (6.24 last week), 11 total picks correct. 8. Derek B: 16.59 points (9.74 last week), 11 total picks correct. 9. I Effin Rule: 14.30 points (6.83 last week), 9 total picks correct. 10. mjdgoldeneye: 14.04 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct. 11. moon_lit_tears: 10.69 points (6.03 last week), 8 total picks correct. 12. Jaded: 10.24 points (10.24 last week), 5 total picks correct. 13. CJAlex: 9.77 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct. 14. Tori Montgomery: 9.36 points (4.70 last week), 7 total picks correct. 15. SeanMcG: 8.21 points (0.00 last week), 6 total picks correct. 16. Ian Carlisle: 7.05 points (0.00 last week), 4 total picks correct. <hr> THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE: Los Angeles, California (US: South West) (American Style crowd, Ref Bumps allowed, Sports Entertainment style match) OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (1-1, 19%) Career Series: Rannulf von Krüshengberg, 1 - 0 (7.000 AMR) Talk about a heck of a way to start the night! A match that could be the semi-main draws opening duty, and threatens to be the match of the night. Rannulf may have the League series to date, but Dante has had better luck adapting to the League itself. I think he'll even the series with a win here. Tori's Pick: Dante Lorenzo OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) Career Series: Sean, 2 - 0 (2.000 AMR) Is this the week where Imoka gets his first win against Sean? By the numbers, I'd say no...but I have a hunch. I'm going against standard League philosophy and betting against the former League Champ. Tori's Pick: Master Imoka OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) Career Series: Johnny Triumph, 3 - 1 (5.250 AMR) As much as I'd like to pick Century here, a 3-1 series record is a bit much for me to ignore. Century's still a bright spot in the young season; I just think Triumph has his number. Tori's Pick: Johnny Triumph ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) Regular Season: Nuclear Templeton, 1 - 0 (8.000 AMR) I'm going to preemptively call this match of the night. Frankie has been telling me all week that Thor has some sort of new move he's been working on, and we may be seeing it this week. That said, I'm on the fence about this match; I can see it going either way. A coin flip will decide it for me, in the favor of.... Tori's Pick: Thor Hammerskald ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) Career Series: The Phoenix, 2 - 0 (2.000 AMR) Both men suffered setbacks last week, but despite the 2-0 series record, I think Pizza Mask's going to show up ready to fight for one reason—he does not find it acceptable to lose to a hated rival like he did last week. Phoenix will be in the wrong place for this one, and Pizza Mask delivers the win. Tori's Pick: Pizza Mask III OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) Career Series: Robbie Maynard, 2 - 0 (1.000 AMR) All the signs point to Maynard picking up the win here, and I have to concur. Tori's Pick: Robbie Maynard OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) Career Series: First Meeting Someone's going to get their first win of the season here, barring double countout shenanigans. Nolan needs to get back on track, and this may be the week he was looking for. Tori's Pick: Tarik Nolan ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) Career Series: Scott Stevens, 1 - 0 (4.000 AMR) This is a match I will be very interested in watching. These two are no strangers to each other in LPW, and the rivalry is renewed here. Stevens won their last match in The League; I think Moore evens it up and sends a message to The Scorpion that his end of days may be at hand. Tori's Pick: Sebastian Moore ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) Career Series: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade, 1 - 0 (3.000 AMR) Could Gaius stun Skabb again? Of course. Will he, though? Probably not, but I'm going to pick the upset regardless. Tori's Pick: Eidenhoek Gaiaspade ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Career Series: First Meeting League Career—Hardcore Matches: Diamond (1-3), Jack Lightning (NR) Here's another coin flip match. Both are accomplished fliers, and hardcore is not really up either wrestler's alley. I'm taking Diamond just because she has the experience in League hardcore matches that Lightning lacks. Tori's Pick: Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 19%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i effin rule Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krushengburg (1-1, 19%) OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 @PizzaMaskIII- Wait, I'm confused. Is Tori saying I'm still pissed over a certain comedy wrestler beating me by pulling my tights? #ScottStevensIsSmelly @PizzaMaskIII- Or that Phoenix is a hated rival? @PizzaMaskIII- I mean, I guess he's a rival, but I don't hate the guy. Worst he ever did to me was steal my parking space last season. @PizzaMaskIII- I don't hate anyone here, except those who are dorky champions of garbage feds. #ScottStevensIsSmelly Via tweeters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Twitternet. @Survive_The_Sting! @PizzaMaskIII Good job trying to be scary. You had me so scared it propeled me to victory. #ScorpionIsGod #Champ @Survive_The_Sting! @PizzaMaskIII How is hitting my finisher on you and pinning you for a victory pulling your tights? Go back and watch the replay the match was recorded. #RealityCheck @Survive_The_Sting! @PizzaMaskIII Garbage feds!?!? I've proven, by winning the very prestigious LPW World Heavyweight Championship, I still am the best wrestler in the world after coming out of retirement. #ScorpionIsGod #Champ @Survive_The_Sting! @PizzaMaskIII You better watch your mouth before I leave you laying in a pile of your own marinara sauce just like I did to the person you are facing this week last year. #ScorpionIsGod #Champ @Survive_The_Sting! Speaking of Phoenix, your wife says hi. ;-) :-p #Baby_Momma_Drama @Survive_The_Sting! Tori, Wear that outfit I like later. Ok babe? #ToriLuvsScorp @Survive_The_Sting! Word of advice, Rannulf cannot steal your food if you walk away from him. #Flava @Survive_The_Sting! Champion vs Champion this week in The League. However, Sebastian will do what he always does when he faces me, and that is the J-O-B. #LPW @Survive_The_Sting! The members of Axis of Flavor will have the match of the night. #Flava @Survive_The_Sting! To address all my wonderful fans out there I don't have a tag partner at this time, but I'm open to all possibilities.....Isn't that right my favorite Flaming Buzzard? Just kidding....or am I? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 @PizzaMaskIII- I had you rolled up and you used my tights to roll out of it. @PizzaMaskIII- Course pulling a guy's pants down is probably how you got that garbage belt in the first place. #ScottStevensIsSmelly @PizzaMaskIII- And any title that has YOU as champion isn't worth the leather it's made from. @PizzaMaskIII- Oh, and speaking of #RealityCheck , Tori is not into you. Nobody blames you for trying, hell I would but I have a girlfriend, but you have zero chance. @PizzaMaskIII- And since you're a moron and you're probably wondering what a zero is, well, I'd start by looking in the mirror. #ScottStevensIsSmelly Tweetmails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 So the show is late. Should I be mad. You guys want me to cause him terrible pain for not having it up in time? He kept getting distracted watching me play Diablo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted December 7, 2011 Author Share Posted December 7, 2011 He kept getting distracted watching me play Diablo Maybe if you didn't keep dying (or nearly dying), it might have been done on time. Here's week three, folks. I'll post the schedule tomorrow when I can remember to grab it from my work computer where I had it all set up. <hr> <hr> Season Five, Week Three Los Angeles, California December 6, 2011 <object width="400" height="25"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfblGznVLJo?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="25" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object> THE LEAGUE: SEASON FIVE, WEEK THREE Los Angeles's Staples Center erupts in cheers as a capacity crowd welcomes The League to this area of the world for the first time in its relatively short history. As the camera finishes its pan, we head to ringside and our usual three-person crew. Bob Sinclair: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to week three of The League! Bob Sinclair, here at ringside as always with the two best color commentators in the game today, Frankie Garnett and Tori Montgomery! Frankie Garnett: And don't you forget that! Tori Montgomery: Is it really necessary to give him any more of an ego boost, Bob? Bob Sinclair: Point taken. In any event, we have an absolutely rabid crowd tonight; I don't recall seeing a crowd this pumped for an event in my years of broadcasting wrestling! Frankie Garnett: What d'you expect, Bob? We've been at this for two years almost and never been here! Of course they're going to go nuts! Tori Montgomery: While Frankie has a point, I say we cut right to the action, guys. Let's get the night started! Bob Sinclair: I'm not going to argue that one, Tori. Let's head to the ring to get the night started! OMEGA DIVISION: Dante Lorenzo (1-1, 19%) vs. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (1-1, 19%) Three Days Grace's "Riot" hits the speakers to a chorus of jeers as the first Italian-born member of The League emerges from the back, ignoring the crowd in the arena as he mentally prepares for his upcoming match. Reaching the ring, he climbs up the steps and enters between the ropes, his face never losing a look of confident indifference. Amelia Williams: Our opening contest is an Omega Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Florence, Italy, weighing 291 pounds...Dante Lorenzo! Bob Sinclair: Though we haven't heard from either man this week, you have to think that both of them are ready for tonight's match. Tori Montgomery: It's a match for bragging rights, for certain. Not to mention that establishing a tie-breaker early could be important come the end of the season. Frankie Garnett: That's still five months away, Tori. Why worry now? Tori Montgomery: Of all people, I'd expect you to think the opposite.... The opening to Rammstein's "Mein Teil" hits the speakers as the largest member of The League emerges, causing everyone with something that could even remotely be considered food to get away from the entranceway as quickly as possible for fear of losing their food...and at least a body part or two. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from der Schwarzwald, Deutschland, weighing 421 pounds..."Der Panzer" Rannulf von Krüshengberg! Frankie Garnett: True story, y'all. I heard he single-handedly shut down one of L.A.'s biggest buffet restaurants. Bob Sinclair: Beg your pardon? Frankie Garnett: Apparently, he caused the restaurant to shut down because they went bankrupt trying to keep him fed. Tori Montgomery: I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on that, Frankie.... The European Uppercut was countered into a Bodyslam. Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Nerve Pinch Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Body Scissors Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Stomp Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Nerve Pinch Dante Lorenzo blocked the Face Stepping. Rannulf von Krüshengberg applied the Body Scissors Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Stomp Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Face Stepping The referee warns that that was illegal. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Splash missed! Dante Lorenzo hit the Stomp Dante Lorenzo hit the Elbow Drop Dante Lorenzo applied the Nerve Pinch Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Dante Lorenzo hit the Punch The Strong Open Handed Chop was countered into a Punch. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Strong Open Handed Chop The crowd is solidly against Rannulf von Krüshengberg, trying to get him to lose his cool. Dante Lorenzo rushed the Power Taunt. The Discus Clothesline was countered into a Punch. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Bionic Elbow The Speisekarte-wheel Kick was countered into a Spinebuster. Dante Lorenzo picks up Rannulf von Krüshengberg. Dante Lorenzo hit the Inverted Atomic Drop Dante Lorenzo hit the Roundhouse Punch Dante Lorenzo hit the Discus Clothesline Rannulf von Krüshengberg blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Dante Lorenzo used the Power Taunt Rannulf von Krüshengberg recovers and stands up. The Roundhouse Punch was countered into a Punch. Dante Lorenzo blocked the Gutwrench Powerbomb. Rannulf von Krüshengberg throws Dante Lorenzo to ringside. Rannulf von Krüshengberg leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Dante Lorenzo moved and the Teutophobia missed! Dante Lorenzo hit the Strong Open Handed Chop The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. The Big Legdrop was countered into a Low Blow. The referee is furious at that breach of the rules. The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Rannulf von Krüshengberg takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Mein Gott in Himmel! Speisekarte-wheel Kick! Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo. Rannulf von Krüshengberg hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Rannulf von Krüshengberg picks up Dante Lorenzo. Someone ring the dinner bell! Rannulf von Krüshengberg orders up a Slamburger! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! The fans boo, unhappy after a dull match. Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of seven minutes and ten seconds... Rannulf von Krüshengberg! Bob Sinclair: And Rannulf is able to even their League series! Tori Montgomery: A quick, hard-hitting match to start the night off. This is going to be a good night, I can feel it. Frankie Garnett: Just like Thor's opponent will be feeling it when the big man breaks out his new move later tonight! Bob Sinclair: I heard about that, Frankie. What is it? Frankie Garnett: It's going to be great; that's all you need to know! Tori Montgomery: Okay.... OMEGA DIVISION: Sean (2-0, 15%) vs. Master Imoka (2-0, 11%) "You're the Best" blasts from the arena speakers as The League's lone Samoan emerges from the back, staring a hole through the ring as if by doing so, he can change it to his preferred medium of a martial arts mat. As he gets to ringside, he quickly lashes out and kicks the top half of the steel steps off the bottom half, snarling as he slides into the ring and stands motionless, waiting for the bell to sound. Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall in the Omega Division! Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 214 pounds...Master Imoka! Tori Montgomery: We're only two weeks into the season, and Imoka is my pick for surprise of the early season. He can really raise some eyebrows by taking out a former League Champion tonight. Frankie Garnett: Who cares, I just wanna see him kick some guy's head off! Bob Sinclair: Even if it's Sean? Frankie Garnett: Why not? Tori Montgomery: Never thought I'd see the day.... Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" hits the arena speakers as a spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp. Emerging from the back, the former League Champion walks out as he throws a hand into the air, causing pyro to erupt from behind him in a manner of paparazzi photographing him. With a smirk, the champ heads to the ring, the spotlight remaining on him the whole time. Amelia Williams: His opponent, now residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing 230 pounds..."Hollywood" Sean! Bob Sinclair: To no one's surprise, Sean has also started the season undefeated. Tori Montgomery: He's been by far the most consistent League member, as his career record would indicate. Frankie Garnett: Considering he's even got a catchphrase about him that he didn't even create, I'd say so. Sean hit the Eye Gouge The referee warns that that was illegal. Master Imoka moved and the Punch missed! Master Imoka hit the Forearm Strike Master Imoka hit the Japanese Binta Master Imoka hit the Snap Mare Takedown Master Imoka applied the Nerve Pinch Master Imoka hit the Knee Drop Master Imoka hit the Knee Pull Master Imoka applied the Single Leg Grapevine Master Imoka hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Master Imoka hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Master Imoka hit the Snap Driving Elbow Master Imoka used the Spirit Roar Master Imoka picks up Sean. The Strong Forearm Strike Flurry was countered into a Knife Edge Chop. Sean hit the Knee Drop Master Imoka moved and the Stomp missed! Master Imoka hit the Japanese Power DDT The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Good Lord! Master Imoka just sentenced Sean to Obliteration! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of three minutes and twenty seconds...Master Imoka! Bob Sinclair: Guys, I don't think I've ever seen Sean so utterly dominated in a match! Tori Montgomery: I don't think I believe what I just saw. Frankie Garnett: This...kind of worries me. Imoka may be the one to watch out for. I need to make sure Thor's aware of what just happened. OMEGA DIVISION: Johnny Triumph (1-1, 15%) vs. Super Century (2-0, 14%) Without warning, all of the lights go off in the arena, casting everything into pitch blackness. A few seconds pass before a spotlight shines on one of the turnbuckles, revealing no one there. This is repeated with all four corners, each revealing no one there. Finally, one last spotlight shines down onto the middle of the ring, which reveals the caped form of The League's resident superhero, who stands with arms folded and staring intently into the audience. Amelia Williams: This Omega Division contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Halls of Justice, weighing 205 pounds...Super Century! Bob Sinclair: Tori, are you surprised that Century is undefeated this early on? Tori Montgomery: Not really, Bob. After all, it's been a full season since he was in The League, he has the element of surprise working for him. A remixed version of "Ecstasy of Gold" hits the speakers, which is nearly drowned out in jeers as he emerges from the entryway. Instead of taking the steps closest to him, he walks around to the opposite side of the ring, drawing in more jeers as he finally climbs the steps and enters the ring. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 228 pounds...Johnny Triumph! Bob Sinclair: I know it's too early to call this a must-win for Triumph, but it would be demoralizing to start 1-2 after last season's playoff appearance. Tori Montgomery: You're right, it is too early, Bob. Give it a couple of weeks. Johnny Triumph hit the Single Leg Trip Super Century blocked the Knee Pull. Super Century recovers and stands up. Johnny Triumph applied the Front Facelock Super Century blocked the Single Leg Trip. Johnny Triumph hit the Slap To Chest Johnny Triumph hit the Knife Edge Chop Johnny Triumph applied the Arm Bar Johnny Triumph hit the Knee Pull Johnny Triumph hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Johnny Triumph applied the Single Leg Grapevine Johnny Triumph climbs the turnbuckles. Johnny Triumph hit the Flying Elbow Drop Super Century rushed the Stalk Grounded Enemy. Super Century hit the Dropkick Super Century hit the Knee Pull Super Century hit the Fist Drop Super Century picks up Johnny Triumph from behind. Super Century hit the Kick To Knee Super Century hit the Knife Edge Chop Johnny Triumph blocked the Hammerlock Kick. Super Century hit the Running Dropkick Super Century hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb Super Century hit the Splash Super Century hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Super Century picks up Johnny Triumph from behind. Johnny Triumph moved and the Zero Grav missed! Super Century blocked the Hammerlock Kick. Johnny Triumph hit the Forearm Strike Flurry Super Century blocked the Horns of Victory. Johnny Triumph picks up Super Century from behind. Super Century broke the Hammerlock Kick. Johnny Triumph counters by fighting back. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Super Century blocked the S.T.O.. Johnny Triumph hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Bob Sinclair: That's been a surprisingly effective move here in The League, but not on this occasion for Triumph. Tori Montgomery: I have to give some credit to Century there; he wasn't about to roll over and lose to that move. Johnny Triumph hit the Hammerlock Kick Johnny Triumph hit the Running Hot Shot The referee warns that that was illegal. Johnny Triumph gets into the ring. Super Century rushed the Stalk Grounded Enemy. The Small Package was countered into a Punch. The fans boo Johnny Triumph, trying to distract him. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Super Century blocked the Hammerlock Kick. Johnny Triumph hit the S.T.O. Super Century broke the Horns of Victory by reaching the ropes. Johnny Triumph hit the Vertical Suplex Super Century rushed the Stalk Grounded Enemy. Super Century hit the Springboard Rana Johnny Triumph counters by fighting back. The Slingshot Suplex was countered into a Elbow Strike. The Powerbomb was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry. Johnny Triumph has Super Century locked in the Horns of Victory! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and forty seconds...Johnny Triumph! Bob Sinclair: Triumph pulls out the win in a decisive victory, Tori. Tori Montgomery: Indeed, Bob. It's looking like the Omega Division is going to be a tight race all season long! ALPHA DIVISION: Nuclear Templeton (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (1-1, 15%) Billy Idol's "Shock to the System" hits the speakers, bringing the crowd to their feet in ovation as one of the League's more recognizable faces emerges from backstage and across the green-tinted stage. As he hits the end of the entrance ramp, he throws his arms into the air, sending a pair of mushroom clouds into the air from the stage as he makes his way to the ring and through the ropes. Amelia Williams: This is our first Alpha Division contest of the evening, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 278 pounds...Nuclear Templeton! Bob Sinclair: Tori, I've heard rumors that Nuclear is actively seeking a new tag partner with his former partner no longer a part of The League. Tori Montgomery: Those rumors are accurate, Bob. I know of at least two people that Nuclear has approached, but I'm not at liberty at this time to disclose just who those people were. Amon Amarth's "Death in Fire" hits the speakers, to a decent ovation he emerges from backstage, looking every bit the part of a Viking warrior as he strides to the ring with a determined look on his face...and scattering some of the fans away from the entrance ramp as he turns to glare at them. Behind him, his manager/League color commentator can be see giving him encouragement as the Viking enters the confines of the squared circle. Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Frankie Garnett, from Oslo, Norway, weighing 310 pounds...Thor Hammerskald! Tori Montgomery: Thor, on the other hand, has already agreed to team up with Sean in seven weeks, making sure they get everything ready for their shot at tag team glory. Bob Sinclair: No doubt they intend to do better this season, but right now Thor needs to be worried about Nuclear, as the bell sounds to get us underway! Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Strike Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton hit the Kick To Gut Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Forearm Blow Nuclear Templeton hit the Eye Gouge Nuclear Templeton hit the Bell Clap Nuclear Templeton hit the Flying Knee Strike Nuclear Templeton hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Nuclear Templeton picks up Thor Hammerskald. Nuclear Templeton hit the Charging Forearm Thor Hammerskald blocked the Rain of Pain. Nuclear Templeton picks up Thor Hammerskald. The Three Point Stance was countered into a Clothesline. Nuclear Templeton moved and the Stomp missed! The Armageddon Lariat was countered into a Backdrop. Thor Hammerskald applied the Nerve Pinch Thor Hammerskald hit the Knee Drop Thor Hammerskald hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry Thor Hammerskald hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Thor Hammerskald hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes Nuclear Templeton broke the Viking Longship by reaching the ropes. Thor Hammerskald hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb Thor Hammerskald picks up Nuclear Templeton. Thor invokes the spirits of Asgard to deliver a Warriors Three Combination! Thor Hammerskald hit the Ring Apron Slingshot Nuclear Templeton counters by fighting back. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Three Point Stance was countered into a Hot Shot. Thor Hammerskald picks up Nuclear Templeton. Nuclear Templeton blocked the Sacrifice to Tyr. Thor invokes the spirits of Asgard to deliver a Warriors Three Combination! Thor Hammerskald is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. Thor Hammerskald hit the Ring Apron Suplex The fans try to help Thor Hammerskald by chanting his name. Nuclear Templeton rushed the Spirit Roar. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Tank Stopper was countered into a Bodyslam. Nuclear Templeton blocked the Viking Longship. Nuclear Templeton slipped out of the Seated Knuckle Punches. The Armageddon Lariat was countered into a Press Slam. Thor Hammerskald picks up Nuclear Templeton from behind. Thor Hammerskald whips Nuclear Templeton into the ropes. Nuclear Templeton moved and the Warriors Three Combination missed! The Apocalypse Now was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry. Nuclear Templeton moved and the Slepnir Strike missed! The Three Point Stance was countered into a Kick To Gut. The Blood Eagle was countered into a Forearm Strike Flurry. AAAAAARMAAAAAGEDDDOOOOOON LAAAAAAAARRRIIIIAAAAAAAATOOOOOO!!!!! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes even...Nuclear Templeton! Bob Sinclair: Frankie's warnings go in vain this week, as Nuclear moves to 2-1 and a share of the Alpha Division lead! Tori Montgomery: It's still early yet; by the time we take our Christmas break I think we'll start to see some patterns emerging. But right now, I still see Nuclear as one of the favorites in the division! ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-1, 15%) vs. The Phoenix (1-1, 15%) The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats plays as a van painted red with the words "Pizza Wagon" on the side comes down to ringside. Emerging from the van, the former backyard wrestler is seen in his trademark Pizza Hut uniform and new tights that resemble a cheese pizza on the left side, and a shot of PM3 bashing the Noid in the face with a chair. Reaching into the van to pull out a Pain Pizza, he hands it off to one lucky fan at ringside before hopping over the top rope and entering the ring to the cheers of the fans in attendance. Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III! Bob Sinclair: Tori, any remarks to Pizza Mask's tweets regarding your prediction? Tori Montgomery: Yeah. Anyone who you spend a great deal of time in a back-and-forth on Twitter with has the right to be called your rival, "comedy wrestler" or no. PM3 needs to get his mind off of Stevens and onto his opponent tonight. Within Temptation's "Stand My Ground" hits the arena speakers as a League Original emerges from the back, through a wall of flame pyro. His face gives no emotions away as he walks to the ring, shadowboxing as he stops at the ring steps. A moment later, he slams both fists into the top step before looking up the heavens with a cry of "For the Fallen" coming from his lips. With no further ado, he steps between the ropes, ready to go to war once again. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the End of Nowhere, weighing 337 pounds...this is The Phoenix! Bob Sinclair: Any word on Phoenix's managerial situation, Tori? Tori Montgomery: Not as of yet...though he has other issues to deal with as well. Bob Sinclair: Oh? Tori Montgomery: Apparently, the rumor is that Phoenix and Tarik Nolan may not be teaming this season; this could make for an interesting tag tournament if those are true. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Pizza Mask III hit the Kick To Gut The Phoenix easily broke the Snap Mare Takedown. The Phoenix hit the Forearm Blow Pizza Mask III slipped out of the Front Facelock. Pizza Mask III hit the Enzuigiri Kick Pizza Mask III hit the Kick To Gut A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Pizza Mask III hit the Enzuigiri Kick Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo The Phoenix moved and the Flip Legdrop missed! The Phoenix hit the Stomp The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull The Phoenix picks up Pizza Mask III from behind. The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex Pizza Mask III broke the Camel Clutch. Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick The Phoenix moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed! The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows The Phoenix picks up Pizza Mask III. Armbar takedown...Phoenix locks in the Blaze of Glory! The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! The fans start a chant of 'That Match Sucked'. Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of three and a half minutes...The Phoenix! Tori Montgomery: ... Bob Sinclair: Tori? Tori Montgomery: At this rate, he won't even need a manager! OMEGA DIVISION: Robbie Maynard (1-1, 15%) vs. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-2, 15%) "Here Comes the Money" hits the speakers, as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, with a beautiful woman hanging off his left arm. He pays no attention to the jeering fans, his attitude simply screaming "I'm better than you." Amelia Williams: This bout is scheduled for one fall in the Omega Division. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Missy Callistra, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing 224 pounds...Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.! Frankie Garnett: ...great. So I come back in time to watch someone get destroyed by the League Champion? Tori Montgomery: No one is forcing you to stay out here, Frankie.... Bob Sinclair: .... The opening riffs of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" hits the speakers, drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd as last season's champion emerges from the stage, bathed in a blue light shining beneath him. After pausing to mentally prepare himself, he walks to the ring, belt slung over his right shoulder and his eyes never leaving the squared circle as he climbs onto the apron and ducks between the ropes. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Liverpool, England, weighing 251 pounds, he is the reigning and defending League Champion...Robbie Maynard! Bob Sinclair: Maynard has shown signs of being in the zone, but he's been wildly inconsistent in the past. Frankie Garnett: "Wildly inconsistent?" Bob, he's made the playoffs in three of four seasons. How is that inconsistent? Tori Montgomery: He's got a point. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knife Edge Chop Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Front Facelock Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the European Uppercut Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch The Front Facelock was countered into a Elbow Strike. Robbie Maynard hit the Running Clothesline Robbie Maynard hit the Stomp Robbie Maynard hit the Knee Drive To Arm Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Arm Bar. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Forearm Blow Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Knife Edge Chop Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Punch Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick Robbie Maynard moved and the Seated Dropkick missed! Robbie Maynard hit the Open Handed Slap Robbie Maynard hit the Dropkick To Knee Robbie Maynard applied the Single Leg Grapevine Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Legdrop To Groin. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Back Suplex Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Robbie Maynard. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Vertical Suplex Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Robbie Maynard from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Dropkick To Outside Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. leaves the ring. The referee begins counting the competitors out. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. applied the Single Leg Grapevine Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Robbie Maynard. The referee reaches the halfway point of his count. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. The crowd is solidly against Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr., trying to get him to lose his cool. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Dropkick. The referee is almost ready to count both competitors out. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Headbutt To Groin. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. recovers and stands up. Both competitors return to the ring before they are counted out. Robbie Maynard hit the Vertical Suplex Robbie Maynard hit the Legdrop To Groin The referee warns that that was illegal. Robbie Maynard hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Robbie Maynard applied the Stop the Ferry The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! No, there is the escape! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Merseyside Maul. Bob Sinclair: Stanton able to get out of both of the champ's submission specialties; not surprising if you know the kid's history. Frankie Garnett: The kid's got spunk, but fat lot of good it's done him! The Small Package was countered into a Punch. Robbie Maynard hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Missy Callistra tries to interfere, so Robbie Maynard knocks her off the apron. The Merseyside Maul was countered into a Forearm Blow. Robbie Maynard blocked the Capture Suplex. Robbie Maynard broke the Head And Arm Suplex by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Head And Arm Suplex. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Robbie Maynard broke the Capture Suplex. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out of the Small Package. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Head And Arm Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Running Dropkick Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Seated Knuckle Punches The referee was not happy with that move. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Robbie Maynard. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Robbie Maynard blocked the Capture Suplex. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Vertical Suplex Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Robbie Maynard from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Flying Splash The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Robbie Maynard broke the Head And Arm Suplex. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. blocked the Capture Suplex. Robbie Maynard hit the Slingshot Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. slipped out the back of the Merseyside Maul. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Arrogant Back Suplex Pin The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Bob Sinclair: And now it's the champ's turn to show his tenacity as Stanton presses the attack! Tori Montgomery: We could be looking at an upset here, if Stanton can keep this up! Frankie Garnett: Pfft, fat chance. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. hit the Capture Suplex Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. picks up Robbie Maynard from behind. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. climbs the turnbuckles. Robbie Maynard shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press. Robbie Maynard throws Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. off the top rope. Robbie Maynard picks up Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. from behind. Robbie Maynard hit the German Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Robbie Maynard hit the Small Package The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. broke the Slingshot Suplex by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Robbie Maynard counters by fighting back. Robbie Maynard climbs the turnbuckles. Robbie Maynard hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! The Small Package was countered into a Punch. The Small Package was countered into a Punch. Robbie Maynard hit the Head And Arm Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! The fans start a chant of 'That Was Awesome'. Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of thirteen and a half minutes...Robbie Maynard! Tori Montgomery: And the champ pulls out a victory in what has to be the match of the night so far! Frankie Garnett: What sort of champ is he if it takes him this long to take out a never-was like Stanton? Tori Montgomery: Need I remind you that the average time of a League match is right about what we just saw? Frankie Garnett: Numbers, big deal. Bob Sinclair: Oy.... OMEGA DIVISION: Tarik Nolan (0-2, 15%) vs. Ian Carlisle (0-2, 17%) "Regulate" hits the speakers, immediately drawing the ire of the crowd as a large figure stands in the entryway, backlit by a clear spotlight. Pyro explodes on the stage, causing the light to shut off as the figure finally emerges onto the stage proper. Laughing at the boos hurled in his direction, he takes his time walking to the ring and subsequently entering it for his next match. Amelia Williams: Our final Omega Division bout of the night is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 292 pounds...Tarik Nolan! Bob Sinclair: Nolan's been struggling, that's for certain. I'm not sure what the problem is with him. Tori Montgomery: It's almost as if he needs a change of pace or something. I am at a loss. Frankie Garnett: I'll give you my opinion— Tori Montgomery: As if we asked... Frankie Garnett: --and that is quite simply that Nolan has lost his marbles. Bob Sinclair: His what? Tori Montgomery: Someone's been watching Major League II. Linkin Park's "What I've Done" blares through the arena as one of the League's youngest members steps into the arena. A moment later, he sprints towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to a corner to appeal to the fans. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Blackpool, England, weighing 222 pounds...Ian Carlisle! Bob Sinclair: Carlisle has had his share of struggles, but many think tonight is the night he turns things around. Frankie Garnett: I'm thinking both men lose. That would make the most sense. Tori Montgomery: You, make sense? That's a laugh. Tarik Nolan hit the Punch Tarik Nolan hit the Toss To Corner Ian Carlisle blocked the Turnbuckle Smash. Tarik Nolan hit the Ten Turnbuckle Smashes Ian Carlisle moved and the Stomp missed! Ian Carlisle hit the Punch Tarik Nolan took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Tarik Nolan hit the Punch Tarik Nolan hit the Kick To Gut Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt Ian Carlisle blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Ian Carlisle recovers and stands up. Ian Carlisle broke the Short Arm Clothesline. Ian Carlisle hit the Eye Gouge The Rolling Wheel Kick was countered into a Spinebuster. Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry. Ian Carlisle hit the Punch Ian Carlisle hit the Running Clothesline Ian Carlisle hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Ian Carlisle applied the Arm Bar Ian Carlisle hit the Knee Pull Tarik Nolan blocked the Single Leg Grapevine. Tarik Nolan recovers and stands up. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick The Seated Dropkick was countered into a Low Blow. The referee is furious at that breach of the rules. Ian Carlisle blocked the Headbutt To Groin. Ian Carlisle counters by fighting back. Ian Carlisle hit the Spinning Heel Kick Tarik Nolan slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Tarik Nolan hit the Mounted Punch Flurry Ian Carlisle blocked the Headbutt To Groin. Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle hit the High Knee Tarik Nolan slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle to the corner. The Pain Train was countered into a Drop Toe Hold. Ian Carlisle hit the Snap Driving Elbow Tarik Nolan moved and the Slingshot Legdrop missed! Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Rear Naked Punch Flurry. Tarik Nolan blocked the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan moved and the Missile Dropkick missed! Bob Sinclair: Carlisle in a spot of trouble here; his high-risk offense is coming back to bite him at the moment. Frankie Garnett: That's why it's high risk, Bob. Win big or lose it all! Tori Montgomery: I wouldn't have put it in those terms, Frankie, but I have to agree.... Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle blocked the Face Plant. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Clothesline Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan hit the Pump Kick The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan counters by reversing on Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan hit the Pain Train Tarik Nolan used the Slit Throat Motion Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Tarik Nolan used the Slit Throat Motion Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. The Pump Kick was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press. Tarik Nolan throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Ian Carlisle is busted open. The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan used the Slit Throat Motion Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Tarik Nolan is in total control of this match at the moment, and knows it. The Pump Kick was countered into a Dropkick. Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Tarik Nolan hit the Front Slam Ian Carlisle easily rushed the Slit Throat Motion. Ian Carlisle hit the Leg Lariat Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan recovers and stands up. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick. Tarik Nolan throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin Ian Carlisle easily rushed the Slit Throat Motion. Ian Carlisle wipes away the trickle of blood on his face. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Tarik Nolan blocked the Camel Clutch. Ian Carlisle hit the Slingshot Legdrop The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Bob Sinclair: Carlisle trying to press the advantage, but I'm not sure what it will take to keep the big man down. Frankie Garnett: A tank, maybe? Tarik's surprising me tonight. Tori Montgomery: I'm not too surprised; Tarik just needed to get his head on right. The Springboard Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Tarik Nolan used the Slit Throat Motion Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The Dirty South Strangla was countered into a Punch. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan moved and the Missile Dropkick missed! Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Headbutt To Groin. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan rushed the Second Rope Dropkick. Tarik Nolan climbs down off the top rope. Tarik Nolan throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle broke the Press Powerslam by falling on top. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Clothesline was countered into a Powerslam. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan hit the Face Plant Tarik Nolan hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan used the Power Taunt Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Ian Carlisle broke the Seated Neck Plant. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. The crowd senses that Tarik Nolan has the momentum, and are hating it. Ian Carlisle easily rushed the Slit Throat Motion. Ian Carlisle hit the Leg Lariat Ian Carlisle picks up Tarik Nolan from behind. Ian Carlisle hit the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Ian Carlisle slipped out the back of the Dirty South Strangla. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Missile Dropkick Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle into the ropes. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle blocked the Twisting Powerslam. Tarik Nolan hit the Running Knee Lift Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Ian Carlisle blocked the Regulator. Tarik Nolan hit the Released German Suplex Tarik Nolan looks sharp, he knows that the match has swung in his favour. Bob Sinclair: Nolan has the advantage, will he be able to maintain it after this commercial break? Frankie Garnett: A commercial? Again? But why?! <hr> Coming soon, a new series to the American Alternative Network... <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rPGli-pl_uw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Fridays at 9, on AAN! <hr> Ian Carlisle hit the Springboard Body Press Ian Carlisle picks up Tarik Nolan from behind. Tarik Nolan easily broke the Sleeper Hold Neckbreaker. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! The Dirty South Strangla was countered into a Punch. Ian Carlisle hit the Leg Lariat Ian Carlisle picks up Tarik Nolan. The Springboard Body Press was countered into a Powerslam. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle blocked the Strong Gut Buster. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle to the corner. Ian Carlisle blocked the Tree Of Woe Stomp Flurry. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Clothesline Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle into the ropes. The Sidewalk Slam was countered into a Leg Lariat. Ian Carlisle picks up Tarik Nolan from behind. Tarik Nolan blocked the Neckbreaker. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Ian Carlisle hit the Slingshot Legdrop The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Bob Sinclair: This has been a back and forth match throughout the break, ladies and gentlemen, and now it's Tarik Nolan who is looking to put away the brash Ian Carlisle. Tori Montgomery: Several times during the break both men nearly had the other pinned, including a beautiful high cross body from Carlisle, but neither man has been able to lock in a finisher as of yet. Frankie Garnett: Meanwhile, the tedium continues.... Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. The Flying Clothesline was countered into a Powerslam. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle from behind. Ian Carlisle counters by fighting back. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Ian Carlisle hit the Running Dropkick Tarik Nolan moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed! Ian Carlisle blocked the Face Plant. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle into the ropes. The Twisting Powerslam was countered into a Rolling Wheel Kick. Ian Carlisle picks up Tarik Nolan. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The High Knee was countered into a Sidewalk Slam. Tarik Nolan hit the Seated Knuckle Punches Ian Carlisle is now bleeding very heavily. The referee was not happy with that move. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. The fans cheer for Ian Carlisle, trying to get him to take it up a level. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Tarik Nolan shook the ropes to stop the Missile Dropkick. Tarik Nolan has to stop momentarily, his neck clearly in agony. Tarik Nolan throws Ian Carlisle off the top rope. Tarik Nolan picks up Ian Carlisle. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Ian Carlisle slipped out of the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan easily broke the Implant DDT. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle to the corner. The Corner Clothesline was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! Tarik Nolan moved and the Leg Lariat missed! Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! The fans boo Tarik Nolan, trying to distract him. Ian Carlisle blocked the Dirty South Strangla. Tarik Nolan whips Ian Carlisle to the corner. Tarik Nolan hit the Corner Stomp Flurry Ian Carlisle easily rushed the Slit Throat Motion. Ian Carlisle climbs the turnbuckles. Ian Carlisle hit the Second Rope Rana Tarik Nolan counters by fighting back. Tarik Nolan hit the Press Powerslam The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! The fans start a chant of 'That Was Awesome'. Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of forty-five and a half minutes...Tarik Nolan! Bob Sinclair: Tori, I think that is the Match of the Night. Tori Montgomery: I don't know how that is going to be topped tonight, although you hate to see either man lose after an effort like that. Frankie Garnett: Please, Tori. You don't get participation trophies in The League. ALPHA DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-1, 21%) vs. Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) It is to Muse's "Assassin" that he emerges, an arrogant smirk crossing his face as he soaks in the jeers of the crowd. Looking up at the spotlight for a moment, his smirk seems to get even bigger as he walks down the ramp, ignoring the catcalls of the crowd as he ascends the steps, wipes his feet on the apron, and steps through the ropes, looking more at ease than the casual fan may think. Amelia Williams: This Alpha Division contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England, weighing 237 pounds...Sebastian Moore! Bob Sinclair: This is a bout I'm really looking forward to. Tori Montgomery: Indeed. They may have only met once in League competition but these two are no strangers to each other in other promotions. Frankie Garnett: Seriously, do they pay us for the free advertising we're giving them? Tori Montgomery: Take it up with the front office, Frankie. I'm just reporting the facts. The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "I am the Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as a mash-up of "I Stand Alone" and "Amazing" hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling champion, complete with belt around the waist. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while pointing at the LPW title around his waist. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds...The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Venomous One and Only, and the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion... he is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens! Bob Sinclair: Stevens looks very much at ease tonight. Frankie Garnett: Because he knows he can take this goof, Bob. He's got the belt to prove it! Tori Montgomery: And yet thirty seconds ago you were complaining about the free advertising.... Sebastian Moore hit the Slap Kick Sebastian Moore hit the Punch Sebastian Moore hit the Forearm Strike Sebastian Moore hit the Kick To Thigh Sebastian Moore hit the Punch Sebastian Moore hit the Knife Edge Chop Sebastian Moore hit the Arm Drag Sebastian Moore hit the Corkscrew Legdrop Scott Stevens blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Sebastian Moore picks up Scott Stevens. Sebastian Moore hit the Leg Lariat Sebastian Moore applied the Single Leg Grapevine Sebastian Moore hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes Sebastian Moore picks up Scott Stevens. Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow Sebastian Moore applied the Camel Clutch The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? A short struggle ends with the escape! Sebastian Moore hit the Explosion Suplex The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out Just After Two! Scott Stevens slipped out the back of the Chonan Lock. Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh The fans boo Scott Stevens, trying to distract him. Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike Sebastian Moore took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack. Sebastian Moore hit the S.T.O. Sebastian Moore picks up Scott Stevens. The Triple Kick Combo was countered into a Spinning Back Kick. Scott Stevens hit the Stomp Scott Stevens hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Sebastian Moore slipped out of the Single Leg Grapevine. Sebastian Moore hit the Triple Forearm Blow Sebastian Moore climbs the turnbuckles. Scott Stevens moved and the Flying Headbutt missed! Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop Scott Stevens picks up Sebastian Moore from behind. Sebastian Moore blocked the Neckbreaker. Scott Stevens hit the Back Suplex Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine Scott Stevens picks up Sebastian Moore. Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo Scott Stevens picks up Sebastian Moore. Sebastian Moore blocked the Toxic Sting. The Powerbomb was countered into a Sunset Flip. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out Just Before The Two! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Scott Stevens blocked the Explosion Suplex. Scott Stevens slipped out of the S.T.O.. Scott Stevens climbs the turnbuckles. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Sebastian Moore shook the ropes to stop the Flying Body Press. Sebastian Moore throws Scott Stevens off the top rope. Sebastian Moore takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain. Sebastian Moore picks up Scott Stevens. Scott Stevens moved and the Triple Kick Combo missed! And Sebastian Moore feels the Toxic Sting of Scott Stevens! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and twenty seconds...Scott Stevens! Frankie Garnett: See? I told you that Stevens had this in the bag! Tori Montgomery: It's a wonder Thor hasn't thrown you out for being such a Stevens fanboy.... ALPHA DIVISION: Maxx Skabb (2-0, 15%) vs. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (0-2, 23%) Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" blares throughout the arena as spotlights begin to pan over the audience, as if looking for someone. A dim red light shines on the entryway, revealing a hulking figure making his way to ringside, with two more men hiding just at the fringes of the spotlight, their eyes never leaving the form of the big man. As the refrain hits, the spotlights immediately focus on him as white strobe lights flash on the entrance stage. He slides under the bottom rope, his orange jumpsuit a stark contrast to most of the clothing in the audience--as if the gold belt really fits in--as the song fades into silence. Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Orange County Correctional Facility, weighing 289 pounds, he is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions...Maxx Skabb! Bob Sinclair: It's been confirmed that he and Diamond will attempt to repeat as TTT champions, but other than that things have been quiet on the Skabb front. Frankie Garnett: Where is Josh Flogg, anyway? Tori Montgomery: Don't know, not my concern. Disturbed's "Indestructible" hits the arena as one of this season's rookies emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease despite the hard beat of the song. Jumping onto the apron from the floor, he steps between the ropes and calmly waits for the bell to get the match underway. Amelia Williams: His opponent, from the Island of Tria, weighing 205 pounds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade! Frankie Garnett: Let's face it. Kid has no chance. Tori Montgomery: Or so you say, Frankie.... Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Single Leg Trip Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Elbow Drop On Knee Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Seated Kick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Knee Pull Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Splash Maxx Skabb blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Maxx Skabb moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed! Maxx Skabb hit the Knee Pull Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Choke Hold. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Dropkick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Splash Maxx Skabb blocked the Mounted Punch Flurry. Maxx Skabb moved and the Snap Driving Elbow missed! Maxx Skabb picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Maxx Skabb hit the Atomic Drop Eidenhoek Gaiaspade counters by fighting back. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the High Knee Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Leg Lariat Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Maxx Skabb counters by reversing on Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Maxx Skabb hit the Corner Boot Choke Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Corner Elbow missed! A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Pump Kick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb from behind. Maxx Skabb counters by reversing on Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Maxx Skabb hit the Corner Boot Choke Maxx Skabb hit the Reverse Avalanche Maxx Skabb hit the Mounted Elbow Smashes The fans boo Maxx Skabb, trying to distract him. Maxx Skabb picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade from behind. Maxx Skabb applied the Head Vice Maxx Skabb picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Maxx Skabb applied the Bear Hug Eidenhoek Gaiaspade moved and the Big Legdrop missed! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Lung Blower Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Running Dropkick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb from behind. The fans cheer for Eidenhoek Gaiaspade, trying to get him to take it up a level. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade climbs the turnbuckles. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Flying Clothesline The referee begins the count... 1! 2! Kick Out! Bob Sinclair: Just a second away from what would have to be called an upset! Tori Montgomery: Gaius is a sleeper, guys. He can and will pull out victories without warning. Frankie Garnett: I thought you meant that in the literal sense of a sleeper hold.... The Bonebreak was countered into a Flapjack. Maxx Skabb picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage. The fans boo Maxx Skabb, wanting to see him take, not give, punishment. The Pump Kick was countered into a Roundhouse Kick. The Earthshard was countered into a Throat Thrust. Maxx Skabb hit the Big Legdrop Maxx Skabb picks up Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. The Over Shoulder Backbreaker was countered into a Palm Thrust. The fans cheer for Eidenhoek Gaiaspade, trying to get him to take it up a level. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Pump Kick Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb. The Bonebreak was countered into a Shoulder Tackle. Maxx Skabb hit the Headbutt To Groin The referee was not happy with that move. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade broke the Restraining Order. Gaius takes down Skabb with the Earthshard; what impact! Eidenhoek Gaiaspade picks up Maxx Skabb from behind. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade hit the Lung Blower The fans try to help Eidenhoek Gaiaspade by chanting his name. Maxx Skabb rushed the Spirit Roar. The Lethal Injection was countered into a Sunset Flip. The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! The crowd start a chant for Eidenhoek Gaiaspade. Gaius just about broke Maxx Skabb's arm there! The referee begins the count... 1! 2! This Could Be It! The referee's hand starts coming down... 3! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of ten minutes and fifty seconds...Eidenhoek Gaiaspade! Bob Sinclair: And there is the upset! Tori Montgomery: Like I said, Gaius can pull it off at any time! Frankie Garnett: Better lucky than good, I suppose.... ALPHA DIVISION HARDCORE MATCH: Diamond (1-1, 21%) vs. Jack Lightning (1-1, 20%) Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" hits the speakers as the first Canadian to enter The League emerges from the back, looking surprisingly at ease as he steps onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Climbing onto the turnbuckles, he raises an arm in the air and drinks in the cheers of the crowd before dropping back to the mat and preparing for his match. Amelia Williams: This is our main event, a hardcore match scheduled for one fall in the Alpha Division! Introducing first, from London, Ontario, weighing 233 pounds...Jack Lightning! Bob Sinclair: So, Tori, have you seen any improvement in Lightning so far this season? Tori Montgomery: He appears to be a bit more at ease in the ring, but other than that the jury's still out. Frankie Garnett: In other words, a total non-answer. Got it. "Don't Cha" hits the arena to a mixed reaction as The League's lone female member emerges from backstage. There is a confident smirk on her face as she talks trash with some of the louder fans before sprinting into the ring by diving under the bottom rope. As she stands, hoisting a title belt in the air, she proceeds to the corner nearest the announce table, hands thrown in the air as the soaks in the crowd reaction while her manager stands outside, also applauding her client. Amelia Williams: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Jayde, from Aberdeen, Scotland, weighing 137 pounds, she is one-half of the reigning Tag Team Turmoil champions...Diamond! Bob Sinclair: Diamond is no stranger to hardcore matches in the League; this will be her fifth one in as many seasons. Frankie Garnett: It's probably a good thing you specified what you meant there, Bob. Tori Montgomery: Family show, Frankie.... Diamond applied the Front Facelock Diamond hit the Hair Pull Diamond applied the Side Headlock Diamond hit the Punch Diamond hit the Hair Pull Jack Lightning slipped out the back of the Side Headlock. Jack Lightning hit the Rolling Wheel Kick Jack Lightning hit the Stomp Jack Lightning applied the Rear Chinlock Jack Lightning applied the Arm Bar The Fist Drop was countered into a Legsweep Kick. Diamond hit the Half Senton Diamond hit the Legdrop To Groin Diamond hit the Handspring Moonsault Diamond hit the Rolling Senton Diamond picks up Jack Lightning. Diamond hit the Women's DDT Diamond used the Stripper Dance Diamond hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb Jack Lightning moved and the Charging Basement Dropkick missed! Jack Lightning hit the Knife Edge Chop Jack Lightning picks up Diamond from behind. Jack Lightning hit the Schoolboy Roll Up The referee begins the count... 1! Kick Out! Jack Lightning hit the Dropkick To Knee The Corkscrew Legdrop was countered into a Low Blow. Diamond locks in the Florentine! How is Lightning going to escape? The referee checks the submission... It seems to be locked in! Will This Be It? It's Still Locked In! The referee has called for the bell! Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of four minutes and ten seconds...Diamond! Frankie Garnett: Come on! I feel robbed! Where was the violence and weapons?! Tori Montgomery: So sad, too bad, Frankie. Bob Sinclair: Folks, we are out of time, we'll see you next week! <hr> 1. Rannulf von Krüshengberg (2-1) def. Dante Lorenzo (1-2) * Time of Match: 7:10 * Match Grade: D * Winner's Offense: 61% * Rannulf von Krüshengberg's Body Condition: Head 72, Body 77, Arms 100, Legs 94 * Dante Lorenzo's Body Condition: Head 61, Body 74, Arms 100, Legs 96 * 6 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.17 points towards their season totals. 2. Master Imoka (3-0) def. Sean (2-1) * Time of Match: 3:20 * Match Grade: C- * Winner's Offense: 80% * Master Imoka's Body Condition: Head 52, Body 74, Arms 100, Legs 93 * Sean's Body Condition: Head 72, Body 95, Arms 99, Legs 92 * 3 winners in the prediction pool each earn 4.33 points towards their season totals. 3. Johnny Triumph (2-1) def. Super Century (2-1) * Time of Match: 8:40 * Match Grade: C+ * Winner's Offense: 66% * Johnny Triumph's Body Condition: Head 76, Body 88, Arms 99, Legs 97 * Super Century's Body Condition: Head 53, Body 86, Arms 95, Legs 92 * 7 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.86 points towards their season totals. 4. Nuclear Templeton (2-1) def. Thor Hammerskald (2-1) * Time of Match: 8:00 * Match Grade: C- * Winner's Offense: 51% * Nuclear Templeton's Body Condition: Head 63, Body 90, Arms 94, Legs 93 * Thor Hammerskald's Body Condition: Head 59, Body 94, Arms 99, Legs 98 * 5 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.60 points towards their season totals. 5. The Phoenix (2-1) def. Pizza Mask III (1-2) * Time of Match: 3:30 * Match Grade: F * Winner's Offense: 50% * The Phoenix's Body Condition: Head 83, Body 91, Arms 99, Legs 95 * Pizza Mask III's Body Condition: Head 72, Body 81, Arms 98, Legs 85 * 9 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.44 points towards their season totals. 6. Robbie Maynard (2-1) def. Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr. (0-3) * Time of Match: 13:30 * Match Grade: A * Winner's Offense: 42% * Robbie Maynard's Body Condition: Head 54, Body 72, Arms 99, Legs 96 * Benjamin T. Stanton, Jr.'s Body Condition: Head 44, Body 70, Arms 99, Legs 84 * 12 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.08 points towards their season totals. 7. Tarik Nolan (1-2) def. Ian Carlisle (0-3) * Time of Match: 45:30 * Match Grade: A+ * Winner's Offense: 61% * Tarik Nolan's Body Condition: Head 4, Body 51, Arms 98, Legs 96 * Ian Carlisle's Body Condition: Head 0, Body 8, Arms 98, Legs 77 * 7 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.86 points towards their season totals. * This is the Match of the Night (9 for Tarik Nolan, 6 for Ian Carlisle) 8. Scott Stevens (2-1) def. Sebastian Moore (1-2) * Time of Match: 8:20 * Match Grade: C+ * Winner's Offense: 39% * Scott Stevens's Body Condition: Head 67, Body 82, Arms 98, Legs 90 * Sebastian Moore's Body Condition: Head 65, Body 93, Arms 99, Legs 93 * 10 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.30 points towards their season totals. 9. Eidenhoek Gaiaspade (1-2) def. Maxx Skabb (2-1) * Time of Match: 10:50 * Match Grade: C+ * Winner's Offense: 64% * Eidenhoek Gaiaspade's Body Condition: Head 79, Body 85, Arms 97, Legs 89 * Maxx Skabb's Body Condition: Head 58, Body 77, Arms 89, Legs 92 * 4 winners in the prediction pool each earn 2.75 points towards their season totals. 10. Diamond (2-1) def. Jack Lightning (1-2) * Time of Match: 4:10 * Match Grade: C- * Winner's Offense: 62% * Diamond's Body Condition: Head 93, Body 96, Arms 98, Legs 96 * Jack Lightning's Body Condition: Head 85, Body 86, Arms 100, Legs 83 * 11 winners in the prediction pool each earn 1.18 points towards their season totals. <hr> (Schedule will be posted tomorrow, once I get a few moments at work to format it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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