Wrestlers of Mass Destruction: A Sweet Nice Little Wrestling Show (Cverse)

Herrbear · July 9, 2017

THREE WAY ALL AMERICAN TITLE MATCH

Anders Thunder © vs Pain Train vs Steel

Grapple Goblin vs The Mighty Skunkape

SPECIAL STIPULATION MATCHES

OPERATION DIXIE FREEDOM MUST WIN BOTH MATCHES

TO CHALLENGE FOR THE BELTS IN DECEMBER

Hawkeye Calhoun vs Sheik Ali Al-Avatar

The Silencer vs New York Red

TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH

The Outhousers vs Leopard King and Jazz Funk

Pteroid · July 9, 2017

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Phil Vibert:

"Ladies and gentlemen we're back, this is Vibert's Voice and we'd like to congratulate friend of the show, Shane Sneer, on his recent employment by the SWF. SWF has recently reclaimed their spot as the premiere American wrestling brand and I can't help but feel Shane will be an excellent addition to the team. In any case we'd like to welcome onto the show a personal friend of mine-and former employee-ladies and gentlemen it's Mr. Carl Batch!"

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Carl Batch:

"Hey hey hey, Philly Phil my main man, the DAVE crew ridin' again. How ya been, man?"

Phil:

"Been great, Carl, been great. For those of your listening unfamiliar with Carl's recent work, you've been a manager in FREEDOM Carribean Wrestling for...how long now?"

Carl:

"Damn near a decade, buddy, longer than I worked for you even. 'course I've been a guiding light in Rhode Island Pro Wrestling for a while too, they got me working with this kid Lenny Brown. Lotta talent, bright future, just my way of givin' back to the biz that made me...speaking of givin' back to the biz though..."

Phil:

"Huh?"

Carl:

"Don't gimme that huh, P-V, I know I'm not the only one recently that's been going for that. Well guess it ain't givin' back as takin' everything he's got."

Phil:

"Carl do you mean-"

Carl:

"Redwood, Vibster, Redwood! You and that Georgia boy've made that big beardy b-word's little operation the punchline in every locker room from New York to New Zealand!"

Phil:

"Well I didn't exactly intend for us to-"

Carl:

"Hell I even convinced Jiminez our booker to connect his laptop to that weirdo Alexander's website and stream that Halloween show they did."

Phil:

"Carl don't give that jackass money!"

Carl:

"We ad-blocked it, don't worry about it. Anyway, I hear they had a show recently, I couldn't watch because I was up in Rhode Island for a show of my own, so should that Marsh fella be on here?"

Phil:

"Not ye-"

Marsh:

"Here I am!"

Phil:

"Damn it, Marsh! I'm trying to interview Carl here!"

Carl:

"Hell, Phil, people know my story, I got my buzz on from some good good tequila here in Puerto Rico, how about we sit a spell and listen to what Marshy Marsh has to offer?"

Phil:

"Fine fine, Marsh we're leapfrogging to your segment."

Marsh:

"Fine by me, means I get to drink earlier."

Carl:

"Man after my own heart, let's do it, Phil."

Phil:

"I feel like a dad that just got strong armed into taking the kids to an amusement park but fine, it's time for..."

SHOVELING THE WRESTLECRAP:

WITH MARSHALL FROM MACON

Marsh:

"Buckle in, boys, this was a wild one. We started off with Leopard King and Jazz Funk taking on The Outhousers for the umpteenth time, this time however with the added wrinkle of Giant Redwood Jr. at ringside. I don't exactly know why he's in with these two jabronies but it didn't do them a lot of good as he accidentally punched Mortimer, which lead to him taking Leopard King's little finish, The Leopard Leap, which is pretty much a leaping shoulder tackle. After the match the Outhousers shoved Jr. and walked off so I guess that little association's over with, good for him, he deserves a lot better."

Carl:

"You can say that again...hmmm..."

Phil:

"Carl what are you up to? I know that Hmm, that is your scheming Hmm."

Carl:

"Don't you worry ya pretty head, P-Vibe, I got the interests of the business in mind."

Marsh:

"Now we get into wacky town because Gianna comes out dressed as a cheerleader and cuts a promo, I swear she is like Ron Greenhorn's long lost sister. Lacking any semblance of charisma or skills on the mic, she explains that Operation Dixie Freedom has to win both their matches tonight to get a tag team title match in December. She then attempts to do a cheer in a monotone which would be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic, at which point New York Red comes out and cuts his own promo, nothing special this time around."

Carl:

"Forget'cha phone again?"

Marsh:

"No no, it just wasn't up to his usual stereotypical stylings, basically he called her a hooker and that WMD deserved a 'feminist icon' for young girls to look up to, at which point someone came running down to the ring:"

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Marsh:

"And beat the living crap out of Gianna. Hey guys can you guess who my new favorite person is?"

Phil:

"Whoever that lady is?"

Marsh:

"Yes because this whole thing screamed 'Write Off' and I'm soooo happy about that. Red announced her as 'Juliette King' and that she has finally leveled the playing field between the Intolerant Left and ODF because apparently Raheem's Mama raised him right and he doesn't hit girls. Silencer finally came out and got them off Gianna and warned them that Hawkeye's changed ever since that table spot and that this will drive him over the edge. Silencer gets distracted by Juliette, which opens him to an ambush by Red, starting the match. However, Red's advantage doesn't last long as someone on the booking team realized this is a match between a 41 year old skinny cretin and a 34 year old ex-Special Forces soldier, and Silencer beat Red quick with the Drop Zone F-5."

Carl:

"So wait, where was Cheerleader in all this?"

Marsh:

"Oh they couldn't bother to get a stretcher for her so she just kinda...no sold and walked off. Good riddance."

Phil:

"Well if there's one thing you can say about her, she was consistent."

Marsh:

"She's gonna be consistently unemployed from here on. Ok, so y'know how Silencer said Hawkeye's changed? This is what he was talking about because ODF's music hit and THIS guy came out:"

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Phil:

"Uh..."

Marsh:

"I'll let him tell you why he looks like this now."

-BZZT-

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Hawkeye:

"[Trying really hard to have a gravelly voice] So...here we are again. Intolerant Left, you stole the tag team titles, you stole a month of my career, and you stole the nicest damn girl I ever met away from me..."

Marsh:

"SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON THE WAY IN!?"

Hawkeye:

"These deeds are unforgivable, and to avenge them I needed to become something other than the man I was, I to embrace my roots...y'see my grandaddy was a hangman in Texas..."

Marsh:

"You are CLEARLY from New York."

Hawkeye:

"And this here noose...it's from the last man he hanged, the Governor let him keep it as a souvenir, better than a silver watch he used to say. Tonight I'm taking up his legacy, I'm Hawkeye Calhoun no more, now? I'm Hawkeye The Hangman, so Sheik Ali Al-Avatar, get your ass out here because I'm not gonna settle for a regular match, we're going 'til one of us bleeds."

-BZZT-

Phil:

"Bit cliche but other than the blatant lies about his heritage, that was a serviceable promo."

Marsh:

"Eh, I've seen worse, Hawkeye's not bad just green, a rare fleck of gold in this giant turd of a wrestling company. Speaking of which, Sheik came out and accepting the match and the two of them proceeded to have a sloppy brawl around the ring, because while Hawkeye is gold in a shit, Sheiky makes up most of said turd since he's the one booking it...the turd, ok, enough metaphors. Hawkeye at one point starts choking out Sheik with that noose of his-family friendly-and Juliette King ran in for the assist, leaping on Hawkeye's back and trying to sleeper until Silencer ran out and yanked her off. However, Silencer did NOT see Raheem Stash coming out with a chair which he raised up on the apron while Sheiky held Hawkeye...but Hawkeye slipped behind and shoved Sheiky into an UNPROTECTED HEAD CHAIRSHOT that busted him open and won the match for the newly minted Hangman."

Phil:

"So we actually get the big showdown at the last event of the year, might work out, remains to be seen."

Marsh:

"Phil this ends in Sheiky and Red wrestling, nothing is going to work out."

Phil:

"Point..."

Marsh:

"Well well, we're already at our semi-main event, ain't that something?"

Carl:

"Time flies when ya havin' fun, also when ya doin' business."

Phil:

"Carl you were muted for a little while there, what gives?"

Carl:

"You'll see."

Marsh:

"Now it's time for a real barn burner, the beloved veteran versus the hot up and comer, it's The Grapple Goblin-"

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GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"-versus the Mighty Skunkape! ...what, no little sound effect for him?"

Phil:

"He needs to earn it."

Marsh:

"Fair enough, so after the bloody affair that was the last match, this was just goofiness for goofiness' sake, Goblin trying to avenge his foiled candy heist and Skunkape just being a big lug. Nice to see Grapple Goblin-"

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GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"-in a feud that suits his needs. At one point, not realizing that he's not SUPPOSED to be a bear, Goblin tried to give Skunkape a pot of honey-straight up had the Winnie The Pooh 'Huney' spelling on it too-then smacked it over his head when the big guy asked the crowd whether he should take it. General story of the match her, Skunkape using his strength to overpower the Goblin's tricks, but Goblin just stays one step ahead of him. Ultimately...Phil?"

Phil:

"Yes?"

Marsh:

"It happened, we know the Goblin's finisher at last."

Phil:

"Finally!"

Carl:

"Aw man, that was keepin' me up at night. What is it, my man?"

Marsh:

"A banzai drop."

Phil and Carl:

"..."

Marsh:

"He low blowed Skunkape, dragged him to a corner and dropped down ass-first on his chest for the pin."

Phil:

"...anti-climactic."

Carl:

"Yeah."

Marsh:

"You're a lot less enthusiastic than I thought you'd be...would it help if I decided to name it the 'Butt of the Joke'?"

Phil:

"...heh."

Marsh:

"There we go, anyway, more than likely they'll be duking it out next month too so be ready for that."

Phil:

"I'll be waiting with bells on."

Carl:

"Jingle bells, even."

Marsh:

"So finally, it's time for our main event of a three-way face bout because they forgot to push enough heels for anyone else to actually challenge for the belts. Thunder, Steel, Pain Train. All these men are familiar with one another so of course we're going to see a hard-hitting match-hahahahah ohh...ohhh I needed a lot more sobriety to say that with a straight face. These three big dumb lugs swatted and slammed each other around for a while until Anders hit his belly splash on Pain Train for the win...or maybe he stole Pain Train's belly splash. Or maybe there's just so many untalented big men in this promotion that all have the same damn finisher they all just blend into one. Then...we get an angle, quite a strange one at that."

Carl:

"Awww boy, what'cha got?"

Marsh:

"So these two guys just suddenly run in:"

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Phil:

"Is that...Richie Riggins?!"

Marsh:

"Yep, they run in and start beating on our three top faces, then in the midst of it Riggins grabs the mic and starts cutting a promo."

-BZZT-

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Riggins:

"So THIS is Wrestlers of Mass Destruction, Bro? Bro, this place isn't good enough to kiss my finely tuned glutes! You boys think you're big, bro? You think you're Swole, bro? You got nothin' on the Big Rig, you got nothin' on Justice Jolson here, you chumps all think ya worth a damn, bro!? Ya jokin', bro, jokin'! Me and Justice? We're the top talent, we're the big boys, we're gonna take this whooooole gig over, bro, we're the Gym Giants and we're gonna run thos whooooole place, bro! Whole place, bro. Bro? Whole place, ours! Oh yeah!"

-BZZT-

Marsh:

"..."

Phil:

"..."

Carl:

"...f*** was that supposed to be?"

Marsh:

"I'm starting to see why guys like him and Steel aren't in RIPW anymore."

Carl:

"I'll drink to that, my man...now uh...hold tight, yo ass about to get a call."

Marsh:

"Do what?"

[Ring ring, ring ring]

Marsh:

"Hold on, I uh...gotta take this."

Phil:

"Carl what have you been up to all night, man?"

Carl:

"Wait for it..."

Marsh:

"Jr.? Jr. why're you calling me? I know I gave you my number in case you had car trouble or something but-ok, slow down."

Carl:

"Waaaait for it..."

Marsh:

"You...you got a second gig!? Where!? ...FCW, really?"

Phil:

"Carl!?"

Carl:

"Hahaha! What can I say, Stranger likes his look. 'sides, kid needs some seasoning if he's ever gonna amount to anything. Figured I'd do ya'll a favor and get him a little extra work."

Marsh:

"Y-yeah, no this is great, does your dad know? He does? Great! Okay, keep me in the loop!"

[beep]

Marsh:

"...dude, you're a godsend."

Carl:

"I am the star-maker bayyyybee!"

Phil:

"Well it seems we're out of time for Vibert's Voice, I'll try and get Carl to do a special interview some other time, what a strange day. For Marshall From Macon and Carl Batch, I'm Phil Vibert and this has been Vibert's Voice."

Marsh:

"...he's not gonna have to wrestle any deathmatches, right?"

Carl:

"Oh look at the time, gotta go!"

Marsh:

"Carl? CARL!"</div>

Big Roguey · July 9, 2017

Caaaaaaaaaarl, deathmatches kill people!

MightyDavidson · July 9, 2017

Well this is interesting. Redwood Jr will either be a valuable learning experience for him (especially if somebody like Billy Russel takes him under their wing) or go very very badly. I'm hoping for the former actually.

I'm actually tempted to add Redwood Jr to my own TEW game, to be honest.

Pteroid · July 9, 2017

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...welp, so much for applying to the COTT, Redwood hates the feds.

Pteroid · July 10, 2017

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WMD PRESENTS:

SANTA CLASH

@The Bogsworth Barn, Belltime at 7PM, DECEMBER 26th

MAIN EVENT LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

FOR THE ALL AMERICAN TITLE

Anders Thunder © w/Steel vs Richie Riggins w/Justice Jolson

SANTA'S SLEIGH MATCH

ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PUT YOUR OPPONENT IN ST. NICK'S SLEIGH!

The Mighty Skunkape vs Grapple Goblin

TEN MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR THE NEW WMD GEORGIA REGIONAL TITLE

Featuring:

Justice Jolson, Green Machine, New Technicolor Technician Blue Bruiser

Leopard King, Jazz Funk, Pain Train

Mad Dog Mortimer, Fearless Blue, GIANT REDWOOD JR.

And For One Night Only:

TANK BRADLEY

DEEP SOUTH TAG TEAM TITLE LADDER MATCH

The Intolerant Left © w/Juliette King and Raheem Stash

vs

Operation Dixie Freedom w/A Mystery Enforcer

Kitarzu · July 10, 2017

MAIN EVENT LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

FOR THE ALL AMERICAN TITLE

Anders Thunder © w/Steel vs Richie Riggins w/Justice Jolson

SANTA'S SLEIGH MATCH

ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PUT YOUR OPPONENT IN ST. NICK'S SLEIGH!

The Mighty Skunkape vs Grapple Goblin

TEN MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR THE NEW WMD GEORGIA REGIONAL TITLE

Featuring:

Justice Jolson, Green Machine, New Technicolor Technician Blue Bruiser

Leopard King, Jazz Funk, Pain Train

Mad Dog Mortimer, Fearless Blue, GIANT REDWOOD JR.

And For One Night Only:

TANK BRADLEY

DEEP SOUTH TAG TEAM TITLE LADDER MATCH

The Intolerant Left © w/Juliette King and Raheem Stash

vs

Operation Dixie Freedom w/A Mystery Enforcer

Greylocke · July 10, 2017

A much better show than last month, but the lack of a Green Machine promo still keeps it from its full potential.

Over the years there have so much rumours of Giant Redwood being a master politician who tried to hold people down and I never believed them, but I'm starting to now.....because there can be only one reason Green Machine isn't given at least 20 minutes of promo time every show - Giant Redwood must be afraid that Machine will overshadow his son on the mic. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

I hope I'm wrong, I really do....

MAIN EVENT LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

FOR THE ALL AMERICAN TITLE

Anders Thunder © w/Steel vs Richie Riggins w/Justice Jolson

SANTA'S SLEIGH MATCH

ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PUT YOUR OPPONENT IN ST. NICK'S SLEIGH!

The Mighty Skunkape vs Grapple Goblin

TEN MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR THE NEW WMD GEORGIA REGIONAL TITLE

Featuring:

Justice Jolson, Green Machine, New Technicolor Technician Blue Bruiser

Leopard King, Jazz Funk, Pain Train

Mad Dog Mortimer, Fearless Blue, GIANT REDWOOD JR.

And For One Night Only:

TANK BRADLEY

DEEP SOUTH TAG TEAM TITLE LADDER MATCH

The Intolerant Left © w/Juliette King and Raheem Stash

vs

Operation Dixie Freedom w/A Mystery Enforcer

Pteroid · July 13, 2017

So guys, I'm waiting on a certain special something to come in before I fully commit to formatting and putting together our season finale but in the interest of...well, keeping interest...

Any burning questions you've wanted to ask regarding this diary? Creative aspects, booking/writing decisions, how gameplay worked with this company? AMA, I've got answers to (presumably) all your burning questions.

Curtman · July 13, 2017

I think the biggest burning question is who is behind the genius and superstar mask of Grapple Goblin?

Other than that, I'm curious to ask what sort of bias you looked at when hiring and booking the wrestlers, and who, if any, announcers/color commentators you used (unless of course it was Vibert & Marsh the whole time).

Pteroid · July 13, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Curtman" data-cite="Curtman" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I think the biggest burning question is who is behind the genius and superstar mask of Grapple Goblin? Other than that, I'm curious to ask what sort of bias you looked at when hiring and booking the wrestlers, and who, if any, announcers/color commentators you used (unless of course it was Vibert & Marsh the whole time).</div></blockquote> The Grapple Goblin is...JONAH (The) PILGRIM! I was looking for a good gimmick for the affable fatman and found that...thing in the picture folder and everyone's favorite Goblin was born. As for bias, I first looked for wrestlers that were either really crappy (Mad Dog) or a good punchline (Skip Beau). As for commentators, I didn't really get any, I was trying to save money until it looked impossible for me to do that (hence the 'Lottery' gag) and I didn't realize you don't immediately lose for being in debt when the month's out -don't know where I got that idea from- but then I felt like, yeah, having no commentators really sells the 'Micro Trashbag Indy' feel I was going for here.

MightyDavidson · July 14, 2017

Who's the fellow beneath the Skunk Ape mask?

Libertine States · July 14, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Carl: "I am the star-maker bayyyybee!"</div></blockquote> Why do I get the feeling that 'Carl' is actually Dick Vitale analyzing a wrestling match?

DevinTEW13 · July 14, 2017

I have one burning question??? CAM YOU PLEASE SHARE YOUR SAVE?!? I JUST WANT REDWOOD JR THAT'S IT!

Ok I'm calm now........ PLEASE!!!...... Ok now I am <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Greylocke · July 14, 2017

Some of the questions I had were already asked (who were the guys behind the mask), so this is what I have left:

How much money did WMD start with and what is the current financial status? Also, when Giant Redwood "won the lottery" did you actually inject extra fund into the company via editor or event?

What are Redwood Jr's personality traits and how good are his face/heel & gimmick performance skills set? Also, it's been indicated that he's a good personality…..how good is he as a positive influence backstage (or is he one at all?)?

Pteroid · July 14, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MightyDavidson" data-cite="MightyDavidson" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Who's the fellow beneath the Skunk Ape mask?</div></blockquote> That would be Ajax The Skull Splitter AKA La Criatura De Navidad. If you ever want a big man that can work comedy, he's your man. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Libertine States" data-cite="Libertine States" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Why do I get the feeling that 'Carl' is actually Dick Vitale analyzing a wrestling match?</div></blockquote> You listened to that one Jock Jams CD where he's all over it. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DevinTEW13" data-cite="DevinTEW13" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I have one burning question??? CAM YOU PLEASE SHARE YOUR SAVE?!? I JUST WANT REDWOOD JR THAT'S IT! Ok I'm calm now........ PLEASE!!!...... Ok now I am <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Oh you don't need my save to get your own Redwood Jr., he's a Heidenreich, all of his stats except Physical and Entertainment start at 0 and his Physical and Entertainment stats are 100. Just save the picture of his render and enter in that info to a new record in your own save. Tada, you've not got your own Redwood Jr., feed and water him accordingly. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Greylocke" data-cite="Greylocke" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Some of the questions I had were already asked (who were the guys behind the mask), so this is what I have left: How much money did WMD start with and what is the current financial status? Also, when Giant Redwood "won the lottery" did you actually inject extra fund into the company via editor or event? What are Redwood Jr's personality traits and how good are his face/heel & gimmick performance skills set? Also, it's been indicated that he's a good personality…..how good is he as a positive influence backstage (or is he one at all?)?</div></blockquote> WMD started at 2500 -the regular amount for a 'rock hard' promotion-, but this diary like most diaries I write became more about the silly story and less about gameplay so I had Redwood steal the lottery ticket to put us in the money and give me a little more freedom. The current financial situation after buying those titles and the Bogsworth Barn is $888,588 in the war chest for WMD. Jr.'s personality is the Rookie one, which I figured fit his 'Good Natured Moron' nature.

MightyDavidson · July 14, 2017

I created Giant Redwood Jr for my game, though he's not exactly the same personality wise as the WMD version. Sadly, thus far in my viewer diary nobody's chosen to hire him despite the fact that he's won numerous web awards.

Pteroid · July 14, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MightyDavidson" data-cite="MightyDavidson" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I created Giant Redwood Jr for my game, though he's not exactly the same personality wise as the WMD version. Sadly, thus far in my viewer diary nobody's chosen to hire him despite the fact that he's won numerous web awards.</div></blockquote> If you're not playing, you're kinda missing the point. A Heidenreich's purpose is for you, the player, to try to get him over despite his utter lack of talent.

MightyDavidson · July 14, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>If you're not playing, you're kinda missing the point. A Heidenreich's purpose is for you, the player, to try to get him over despite his utter lack of talent.</div></blockquote> Which I will try to do in my other game, where Sheik Ali El-Avatar created his own fed (Masters of Awesome Badassery or MOAB for short) and roped most of the Avatar family into working there. Junior is also a member. I'm just curious to see how he does on his own is all.

Hyde Hill · July 14, 2017

Anders Thunder © w/Steel vs Richie Riggins w/Justice Jolson

SANTA'S SLEIGH MATCH

ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PUT YOUR OPPONENT IN ST. NICK'S SLEIGH!

The Mighty Skunkape vs Grapple Goblin

TEN MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR THE NEW WMD GEORGIA REGIONAL TITLE

Featuring:

Justice Jolson, Green Machine, New Technicolor Technician Blue Bruiser

Leopard King, Jazz Funk, Pain Train

Mad Dog Mortimer, Fearless Blue, GIANT REDWOOD JR.

And For One Night Only:

TANK BRADLEY

DEEP SOUTH TAG TEAM TITLE LADDER MATCH

The Intolerant Left © w/Juliette King and Raheem Stash

vs

Operation Dixie Freedom w/A Mystery Enforcer

Greylocke · July 14, 2017

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Pteroid" data-cite="Pteroid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="43470" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jr.'s personality is the Rookie one, which I figured fit his 'Good Natured Moron' nature.</div></blockquote> What about his alignment/gimmick performance skills? Are they all at 0? 50? Or 100? Or more customized?

Curtman · July 14, 2017

I also want to know after the whole year, what's your popularity sitting at in the region you're working in?

Pteroid · July 14, 2017

What about his alignment/gimmick performance skills? Are they all at 0? 50? Or 100? Or more customized?

100 across the board, keeping with the challenge.

I also want to know after the whole year, what's your popularity sitting at in the region you're working in?

In terms of popularity, we are sitting at 11-F in the South East with our importance at a 10-F. So when I start Season 2 after...another project I'll be announcing after Santa Clash is over, we may be getting a jump to Small Size right out the gate.

Pteroid · July 15, 2017

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Phil Vibert:

"Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Vibert's Voice, I hope you all had a great holiday, here at the Vibert household we had a very lovely Christmas and I'm actually recording here on boxing day for a special live review of Wrestlers of Mass Destruction that'll be going up on Youtube tomorrow, Monday the 27th. We've got Marsh on the skype call down at the Bogsworth Barn, welcome back Marsh."

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Marshall From Macon:

"Evenin' Phil."

Phil:

"Now Marsh, how exactly did you get this video call out from Bogsworth?"

Marsh:

"The Fact Fighters guys have a whole wifi setup to stream the shows for the frog meme crowd. I'm piggybacking to come to you."

Phil:

"How uh...how exactly did you do that? Wouldn't they have a password?"

Marsh:

"That's correct, but I have a man on the inside!"

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Giant Redwood Jr.:

"Nuh uh, Marsh we're outside next to yer car."

Marsh:

"It's a figure of speech, Jr."

Jr.:

"Oh."

Phil:

"Well this is a surprise, Giant Redwood Jr. everyone!"

Jr.:

"Uh...hi, mister. Marsh is this the guy ya talk to about our show?"

Marsh:

"The very same. Jr. this is Phil Vibert, a very famous man in the wrestling industry."

Jr.:

"Well that's nice, hiya Mr. Vibert."

Phil:

"Hello Jr., and please call me Phil. Well Marsh I feel like we'd be better fit giving Jr. here a little interview before we start, is that alright?"

Marsh:

"Don't see why not."

Jr.:

"Oh ya'll don't wanna know about me, sir."

Phil:

"Nonsense, I think a lot of my listeners want to hear more about you, Jr., and with you just starting out in the business, don't you think a little interview time could help you ease into promos better?"

Jr.:

"Huh...I mean, I guess..."

Phil:

"Great, so, what was it like growing up as the son of Giant Redwood?"

Jr.:

"Well, daddy wasn't around much the first few years, I lived in this mobile home here in Bogsworth he bought fer my mama and she looked after me fer a while before the cancer took her."

Phil:

"Oof, that's rough, kid."

Jr.:

"Yeah, never knew his name, mama just said his sign was a Cancer."

Phil & Marsh:

"..."

Jr.:

"Anyway, daddy sent me off to live with Mamaw and Papaw Jonas-still here in Bogsworth-and they told me not to be like daddy, because he was doin' that there satan wrasslin' like on the SWF and that weren't fer me. I was aroun' fifteen, sixteen when the cancer took them...the thing, not a guy who was a Cancer this time, that'd be gross..."

Marsh:

"We gotcha, buddy."

Jr.:

"So then daddy came on back and he was all fer me gettin' a job on account of me not really plannin' on goin' to college, daddy said that was where all the people don't learn nothin' and then pretend like they did so they can act all high and mighty. So I did odd jobs around town fer a while before the Wally World a coupla counties over hired me and I worked there until uh...daddy decided I was gonna get in the satan wrasslin' like on the tv. I don't know if it's really like what Mamaw and Papaw said it was, though, I got to go to Puerto Rico this month and that was fun."

Phil:

"That's right, my friend Carl got you the job, how was your first FCW event?"

Jr.:

"Aw they didn't let me wrassle, Mr. Batch said he just wanted me to ay-climb-ay-ties to the show and they had me watch the whole thing. Them's nice folk down in Puerto Rico, hope they get to be a state someday."

Phil:

"That's nice, so how are you finding the wrestling business?"

Jr.:

"It's a lotta fun, if I do say so myself, the folks in town gimme a lotta heck fer workin' fer my daddy like this but the guys on in the back all like me a lot...I mean, when dad's around, rest of the time they just kinda...ignore me, but I'm gettin' better, I mean look, I got this!"

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Phil:

"For those of you on our audio feed, Jr. is holding up a rather...peculiar looking belt."

Jr.:

"This here's the Georgia Regional Title, and I'm the first fella to ever hold it! Hey Marsh wanna tell them about it?"

Marsh:

"Eh, I suppose it's about time I do my job. Phil, you know the drill."

Phil:

"Well by the demand of our guest tonight it's time for...

SHOVELING THE WRESTLECRAP

WITH MARSHALL FROM MACON!

Jr.:

"JAYSUS THAT'S LOUD!"

[sounds of angry bird cawing in the background]

Marsh:

"Yeesh, maybe you should've toned that one down, Phil, we are outside after all."

Phil:

"I will not apologize for art."

Marsh:

"Don't worry, Jr., you get used to it. We started the night off with New York Red and Sheik Ali Al-Avatar entering the ring for their title match against Operation Dixie Freedom, their entourage of Raheem Stash and Juliette King in tow. Jr. what's it like working with Sheik?"

Jr.:

"Oh he's a real great feller, he gives me'n and Pa hugs after each show. Don't know why, but he's real friendly like."

Marsh:

"Heh, go figure, so these two try to start up their usual promo but they're interrupted this time by Operation Dixie Freedom and Hawkeye The Hangman pulled out a mic to cut his own promo which I will play for you now:"

-BZZT-

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Hawkeye:

"That's enough outta you, ya no-good city slicker! You've been talkin' smack to the good people of Dixie for month after month for the better part of a year and we're ALL sick of it! Tonight you ain't gonna have your man win this match for ya, and your 'real woman' ain't gonna be a factor because we went out and we found ourselves a man of integrity, a man who represents law and order, and a man who will keep every single one of your scumbags in line tonight...Bogsworth, I give you: EKUMA THE HAWAIIAN HITMAN!"

-BZZT-

Phil:

"Wait, EKUMA!?"

Marsh:

"Eeyup, not content with former RIPW wrestlers, Redwood somehow managed to bag a guy who was on SWF TV for a cup of coffee this year before they cut him loose. So he comes out looking like this-

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Marsh:

"-and Dixie Freedom storm the ring and start brawling before the ref can get the belts up on the rope for the match, so imagine Alvin Lavin the ref trying to sidestep through a seven-person gang fight as two old fogies, two masked vigilantes, a jacked black guy, an almost as jacked woman, and an extremely ripped Hawaiian in kevlar and try to get the match actually set up so someone can win it."

Jr.:

"Huh, y'know I thought that was part of the show, guess I still got stuff to learn..."

Marsh:

"So what WAS a tag match is now just mayhem, which is good because a straight up match with Red and Sheiky probably wouldn't have gone over well as an opener. Instead we get weapons weapons and more weapons, with-you guessed it-tons of unprotected chair shots to the already scrambled brain of Sheiky. At one point, Silencer went for the belts up above the ring and caught a low blow from Juliette or his trouble, letting Raheem slam him off the ladder with a powerbomb through a table. That's when Ekuma hit the scene to brawl with Raheem and military press him right out of the ring for a pretty big pop before Juliette tried to attack him from behind, but all that got her was a no-sell and a spanking before Ekuma carried her off to backstage."

Jr.:

"Juliette looked mad backstage, I think Ekuma spanked her too hard..."

Marsh:

"You'd think with buns of steel like that there'd be no such thing. Anyway, this left the playing field more or less even as Red and Sheiky tried to double team Silencer on the inside until Hawkeye came in to help his team mate, leading to Hawkeye and Silencer picking up Red and double powerbombing him onto a recovering Raheem on the outside before Silencer himself was taken by Sheiky wielding a barbed wire baseball bat. This puts us down to two competitors still in the ring and Sheik got Hawkeye's noose around his neck before he leveled Hawkeye with the bat, going to toss him onto a table set up in the ring before climbing onto the ladder."

Jr.:

"This uh...this 'spot' as ya call 'em...was dangerous as all hell."

Phil:

"I hesitate to ask but...what happened?"

Marsh:

"Well Hawkeye managed to get up, grabbed his noose, milked the crowd a bit, then yanked Sheik off the ladder and through the table."

Phil:

"Fffff...yeesh, I mean, I'm not one to talk, I ran DAVE but that sounds like a lot could go wrong."

Marsh:

"Oh yeah no, that old fat man is lucky he did a full front flip onto that table. Finally, with the crowd going nuts, Hawkeye climbed the ladder and got the belts for ODF. Little fun fact about this one, Hawkeye and Sheiky fought on the very first card of the year and have feuded off and on throughout the year so this is a nice little wrap up of their feud...I hope, I really don't want to see ANOTHER match between these two teams."

Jr.:

"Well Pa thinks Red'd be good as one them fellers who talks a bunch about how tough wrestlin' is and roots for the bad guys."

Marsh:

"Color Commentator, Jr."

Jr.:

"Nah I think we'd want Sr., he'd be more experienced."

Marsh:

"Oh hey, we're at the part with your promo, actually. Marsh, they got a new sex object to replace Gianna but this one actually knows what she's doing."

Phil:

"No kidding?"

Jr.:

"Oh yeah, daddy was gettin' tired of her tryin' to preach in the locker room so he canned her and got this other lady to be mah valet. Really nice girl, Heather."

Marsh:

"Yep, Jr.'s new valet:

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Heather B

Jr.:

"She came out with me to the ring so I could talk while some townies Pa hired cleaned up the ring."

Marsh:

"And wouldn't ya know it, I recorded the whole thing."

Jr.:

"Oh no, Marsh, please, nobody wants to hear-"

-Bzzt-

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Jr.:

"Well well well, if it ain't little 'ole Bogsworth. How ya'll doin' tonight? Ya doin' good? Cuz I'm doin' great! Y'know I was a little bashful a few months ago when daddy decided to bring me into the WMD, but look at me now, I ain't been pinned, I ain't been made to give up, only time's I've ever lost it's cuz some dumb hillbilly couldn't hold up his end of the deal!"

[booing]

Jr.:

"Now, I'm a little jetlagged on account of me travelin' all around the world now, star that I am, but I am proud to tell ya'll I am undefeated in Puerto Rico, Mexico, and Canada and I done picked myself this little lady up along the way-"

Lady In The Audience:

"Ya'll got some Canadian cuz ya cain't get a real Bogsworth girl, Jr.!"

Jr.:

"Aw shut up Suzy-Lou, yer just mad cuz my mama ain't also my aunt! Now tonight, we got ourselves a big 'ole battle royal to crown the first ever Georgia Regional Champ and ya'll KNOW I'm gonna be the winner tonight because look at evvverybody else I'm gonna wrassle. Leopard King? Oh him want shiny belt real bad, but he no get, because him big jungle jackass! Mad Dog? Fearless Blue? Those two couldn't paddle their asses down a river if they heard banjo music much less win a wrasslin' match! Pain Train? He's too busy talkin' in circles I just need to stand still to wrestle circles around him! And then we get to the big man, Tank Bradley, what you think cuz ya'll bled all over some Yankees a million years ago I'm gonna be scared of ya? Nuh uh, boy, ya'll're comin' into MY HOUSE tonight, and I'm gonna be tossin' ya out of it on MY WAY to becomin' the first ever Georgia Regional Champion!"

[More Booing as Heather claps and shouts encouragement.]

-BZZT-

Phil:

"Jr..."

Jr.:

"I know, it weren't nothin' special."

Phil:

"That was actually a pretty damn good promo."

Jr.:

"Uh...really?"

Marsh:

"Told ya, Jr., you're damn good for a guy just starting out."

Phil:

"Though what's this business about being undefeated in Mexico, Canada, and Puerto Rico?"

Jr.:

"Well I mean it's...technically true. If I ain't never wrestled there, I ain't been beaten there. Maybe we should talk about the battle royal?"

Marsh:

"You got it, so out comes Green Machine with his own mic but he gets it slapped out of his hand by his new partner Blue Bruiser, who is a sawn off little prick that just bullied Green all the way to the ring. Guy needs to calm down because Green had to hold on to him to keep him from attacking Jr. before the match even started. Then it was just a stream of the other wrestlers coming out, only other ones that got a special entrance were Pain Train, who came out and talked trash without a mic to Jr. and Tank who did his wild man crap at ringside before stalking into the ring. Now if you've seen the start of one battle royal, you've seen them all so I'll just give a list of who got eliminated and by who until we get to our final four:

<ol style="list-style-type:decimal;"><li>Green Machine (Pain Train) </li><li>Blue Bruiser (Pain Train) </li><li>Jazz Funk (Mad Dog Mortimer and Fearless Blue) </li><li>Justice Jolson (Tank Bradley) </li><li>Mad Dog Mortimer (Leopard King) </li><li>Fearless Blue (Leopard King) </li></ol>

Phil:

"So that leaves us with King, Jr., Tank, and Pain Train."

Marsh:

"Yep, the special attraction, the two big babyfaces, and the guy we all know won it. So Bradley dominates here for a while and tosses King over the top rope to eliminate him before tussling with Pain Train who ends up yanking his spiky collar thing off him before tossing him out next to Heather who acted like he'd collided with her. This gets Pain Train's attention, being the valiant babyface, and makes him not see Jr. grab Tank's dog collar and smash him in the back of the head with it. Jr. capitalizes on this and dumps Pain Train out of the ring and we have our first champ. Jr., did Sheiky give any reason for you to be the first champ?"

Jr.:

"Well I tried to ask him but he just complimented me a lot..."

Marsh:

"Yeah that tracks, but now we go from the hot rookie sensation to a favorite of everyone on the podcast...Phil. Guess who gets Promo Time on this card?"

Phil:

"No. Way."

Marsh:

"IT'S ONLY THE MOTHERF***ING GRAPPLE GOBLIN!"

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GRAPPLE GOBLIN!

Phil:

"Yes!"

Marsh:

"And Phil? He came primed and ready for the season...he's got a Christmas poem."

Phil:

"Marsh I've never asked you for anything-"

Marsh:

"I taped it, here it is."

-BZZT-

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Grapple Goblin:

"STUPID HUMANS SHUT UP! GRAPPLE GOBLIN FULL OF CHRISTMAS CHEER! WILL RECITE POEM!"

[booooos]

GG:

"Ahemhemhemhem...

Every Goblin in Goblintown Hated Christmas A Lot!

But Skunkape, Who Live North Of Goblintown Did Not!

Dumb Ape Loved Christmas, Whole Christmas Season

Him Big Dumb Loser, This Is The Reason!

Could Be Ape Head Not Screwed On Right

Could Be Ape Head Got Knocked Off In Fight

But Grapple Goblin Think Biggest Reason Of All

Is STUPID DUMB APE BRAIN TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!

Whatever him reason, he gonna get skinned

Because in Santa Sleigh Match, you cannot get pinned!

Poor Ape fan's night will not be pleasant

CUZ AFTER GOBLIN WIN I STEAL ALL OF YOUR PRESENTS!

HAHAHAHAHA!

-Bzzt-

Phil:

"Oh my god..."

Marsh:

"And he even had a little Dr. Seuss book called 'How The Grapple Goblin Stole Christmas'."

Phil:

"I love it. Also:"

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GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"Way to stay on the ball, Phil. So after that little gem, out came Skunkape to brawl with him for an absolute barn burner-"

Jr.:

"Don't be sayin' that around here, Pa's real superstitious about the Barn burnin' down..."

Marsh:

"Right so this is a Santa's Sleigh match like Goblin said, so where would that sleigh be? Well it came right on into the barn during the scrap, pulled by a bunch of Horse with antlers taped to 'em that were supposed to be reindeer and straight up drove by-

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SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF

Jr.:

"Oh yeah, Pa spared no expense, he got one of them professional Santas from over in Tuckersville, he even knew how to drive the sleigh."

Marsh:

"So with Santa and his sleigh here, the match can actually start and Skunkape started out on the offense until Grapple Goblin-"

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GRAPPLE GOBLIN

Marsh:

"-got a low blow in and started going for all kinds of heel spots on him but kept letting himself get distracted by Santa at ringside. Comparing Santa's sack to his own sack full of stolen swag, throwing a tantrum when Santa raised up an oversized Naughty List with Goblin's name on it, but he ultimately went too far by trying to steal the presents in the back of Santa's Sleigh, making St. Nick get up in his face and give him a talking to. Goblin, scoundrel that he is, responded to this by grabbing Santa's sack of goodies and tossing it to the side, wagging a finger in Santa's face until...Skunkape attacked him from behind, hit a great big Tree Slam and tossed him into Santa's sleigh, winning the match and getting his hand raised Father Christmas himself. The last we see of Goblin on this show is him being taken away by Santa into the cold winter night, his plan to steal Christmas foiled as Skunkape took candy canes out of the abandoned Santa Sack and started giving them to kids."

Phil:

"Candy Canes? Not Toys?"

Jr.:

"Oh Pa wasn't gonna shell out fer that so he just decided it'd a better idea to give the kids candy. By the way, according to Pa this is probably gonna be a yearly thing so...just know that, alright?"

Phil:

"Anyone in the back think this was too goofy?"

Jr.:

"Nah, in fact Skunkape said he'd done this sorta thing in Mexico before, whatever that means."

Marsh:

"And now, it's time for a segment of the show I like to call:"

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Marsh:

"SWOLE WARS! Episode 1: The PED Menace! Tonight there was more muscle mass on display than you'd find in a SWF Locker Room in the Early 90's, Anders Thunder and Richie Riggins going at in a last man standing match for the ages as they're accompanied by their seconds, Steel and Justice Jolson-aka, the guys who are gonna brawl on the outside when the two guys actually involved in the match are gonna get gassed. Now look, I've harped on Thunder since day one but I will not deny they've pushed him the most consistently out of anyone in the promotion with his Year-Long undefeated streak. That said, this may have been his worst match since he got that belt because they booked this one to be so. Damn. Long. It felt like it lasted damn near thirty minutes when these two barely had the ability to go half that, by the end spot the two of them were so gassed I'm amazed they could still stand.

Jr.:

"Yeah, they needed a lotta water in the back afterwards..."

Marsh:

"And speaking of that ending spot, it was a nice bit of continuity, with Steel fighting of Justice long enough to rummage under the ring for Anders' old viking helmet, which he used to knock out Richie and hit the Giant Redwood body splash. Problem is he was so gassed he took a while to stand and I was wondering whether or not he forgot this was Last Man Standing. Thankfully he was able to stand up and we put an end to the awful match in time for an angle to send everyone home ready for 2017."

Phil:

"Do tell."

Marsh:

"Well as Anders celebrated with Steel, who should come out but Ekuma from earlier, getting in a staredown with Anders before Riggins came to and started a brawl along with Jolson that had to be broken up by the locker room. So it appears a third faction has joined the aforementioned Swole Wars, and he's easily the most recognizable guy in the company."

Jr.:

"Soooo we did a good thing?"

Marsh:

"Pretty much, as good as you can do with what ya got."

Jr.:

"Well I mean...we do have over eight hundred thousand dollars left over from dad winnin' the lottery."

Marsh:

"Uh...point. Not a point in your favor, but point nonetheless."

Phil:

"So Marsh, it's been a full year of you reviewing Wrestlers of Mass Destruction, how exactly do you feel about that?"

Marsh:

"Y'know something, Phil? I feel pretty good about it. Is WMD anything like the kinda wrestling you'd find in the Confederation of The Territories or the likes of AAA or the West Coast Hardcore shows? Nope. But I feel like that's a good thing, I mean look at their roster, most of the guys on it aren't the norm for the wrestling shows you find around the US these days-"

Phil:

"Uh..."

Marsh:

"WMD is a trainwreck, but it's a fun trainwreck, it's a necessary trainwreck because without it, guys like Mad Dog or Leopard King or even Greenhorn wouldn't get a chance outside of one-off independent shows. How is the wrestling scene going to grow if it's less fortunate are going to be left to rot in obscurity rather than get a shot at improving?"

Phil:

"Maaaarsh?"

Marsh:

"In a twisted weird and in some cases incompetent kinda way, WMD is the American Dream turned into a wrestling promotion. Is it absurd? Yes. Is it unlikely to be as successful as say NYCW or CZCW? I don't think so. Is its politics about as subtle as a sledgehammer? It's on Fact Fighters for Christ's sake. But you wanna know something? It's different and it sucks, but it sucks in an unforgettable almost magical way. So I hope WMD sticks around for however long Redwood's lottery ticket keeps 'em around."

Phil:

"Marsh?"

Marsh:

"What? I get too sappy?"

Jr.:

"Turn around..."

Marsh:

"Hm? ....ohhhh...baaaaaaaaaaaaallllllssssssss..."

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Giant Redwood:

"Well well well, if it isn't Jr.'s little nerd buddy. Ya'll're the one talkin' 'bout us on the internet, huh?"

Marsh:

"Uhhhh..."

Redwood:

"And all that Ah heard from ya, that's how ya feel 'bout mah show, huh?"

Marsh:

"Well I mean...kinda, yeah."

Redwood:

"Arright, WELP!"

[Redwood raises a hand, Marsh flinches as Redwood...claps him on the shoulder.]

Redwood:

"Yer hired!"

Marsh:

"...I'm sorry, what?"

Phil:

"WHAT!?"

Redwood:

"Ya'll heard me, boy, ya think WMD deserves ta stick aroun'? Then Ahm happy ta bring ya in ta help 'ole Sheik book mah shows."

Marsh:

"H-hold on now, I don't think I-"

Redwood:

"And since yer so high on mah boy here, Ah'll even let ya book his first reign with that there title'a his we done got from the K-Mart."

Marsh:

"Well...uhm..."

Redwood:

"Ohhh, playin' hardball, huh? Fine, Ah'll give yer money grubbin' ass a signin' bonus, here!"

[Redwood slaps a stack of 100's into Marsh's hand before walking off, shouting over his shoulder.]

Redwood:

"Make sure yer here fer January Jamboree next month! Ya skip out on me, Ah'll find yer ass! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

Marsh:

"...the hell just happened?"

Jr.:

"Pa did."

Phil:

"Well...you heard it here first folks! Dreams really do come true as our own Marshall From Macon will now be our own inside correspondent on the running of Wrestlers of Mass Destruction!"

Marsh:

"WAIT A MINUTE! I...I..."

Jr.:

"Ya think we can really make somethin' outta this place, Marsh? I mean, this is dad's heart and soul...but I've been expectin' it to fall apart ever since he started..."

[Jr. looks downcast, Marsh eyes him, an expectant Phil, the retreating form of Redwood, and the Bogsworth Barn towering over them all...]

Marsh:

"Do I think this thing's gonna go up in flames? ...You're damn right I think it'll go up in flames! But not the way people are gonna think! No sir, this company's gonna be a wild fire that takes the whole of Dixie by storm! We'll go beyond Bogsworth! Beyond Georgia to places we haven't been before!"

Jr.:

"Ya mean like Mississippi?"

Marsh:

"Not just Mississippi, Jr., but Tennessee! Arkansas! Florida! Wherever there are more people than teeth, wherever the family trees can best be described as 'streamlined', wherever the sweet tea flows like water and Jack Daniels' is everyone's best friend, WMD will be the wrestling promotion of choice! You got my word, Jr.! You. Got. My. Word."

[Jr.'s eyes go wide and he clutches his title...then he hugs Marsh tight]

Jr.:

"I knew you were a good friend! I'm gonna tell Pa everything!"

[Jr. runs off, looking ecstatic.\

Phil:

"...so, you really think that's gonna happen."

Marsh:

"Oh this is going over like the Hindenburg multiplied by the Titanic to a factor of a trailer park tornado but...damn it if I didn't wanna make that kid smile."

Phil:

"Marshall from Macon, folks. Lying to young men to make them feel better."

Marsh:

"Aw shaddup, Phil, this is all your fault anyway."

Phil:

"Merry Christmas to you too, Marsh. And drive safe getting home."

Marsh:

"Happy New Year, Phil...Happy New Year."

TO BE CONTINUED

IN WRESTLERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION SEASON 2</div>

Herrbear · July 15, 2017

Great show. I love it.

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